#bed shortage

[im-fucking-baalin]

he JUST found this new sick place to read and you DARE coming here to bother him smh

[a-memory-a-distant-echo]

sort of surprisingly, i've written a number of thousands of word this week, so i'm doing wip wednesday, i guess? (no the words are not all on the same project, yes at least a couple hundred of them are on something i'm explicitly not writing, no they're not all good or useful words, but we're going to go with it and celebrate the functional, thank you so much for your understanding.)

anyhow have…the start of a difang fic set just after they stop shan gudao?

‘Give him some space,’ Li Lianhua had said, and Di Feisheng had listened to him. After all, who knew Fang Duobing better than Li Lianhua?

But now, alone, Di Feisheng finds himself remembering Fang Duobing walking away, his head bowed. Li Lianhua would have wanted space. But Fang Duobing was not Li Lianhua. 

He finds him at the second inn that he checks. It’s the less nice of the two, and for a moment he hesitates. If Fang Duobing is here, maybe he truly doesn’t wish to be disturbed. 

He would know, though, that they would know to look for him here. Or, at least, Li Lianhua would. Maybe he only seeks to avoid his family right now. 

If he wishes to be alone, Fang Duobing will simply send him away. He hasn’t been shy of telling Di Feisheng to leave before, and this time, Di Feisheng will listen.

Decision made, he makes himself stop hiding his qi and knocks on the door. It’s uncomfortable, but he won’t force Fang Duobing to open the door to someone unknown, nor will he enter Fang Duobing's space uninvited, not now. 

If the door doesn’t open by the time he counts to ten, he decides, he will accept the dismissal and leave.

He gets to three.

Fang Duobing has been crying, but opens the door and steps back, nodding for Di Feisheng to enter. ‘Di mengzhu,’ he says, too politely. 

Di Feisheng shuts the door behind him, and Fang Duobing looks at him expectantly. 

This was a mistake, he thinks. He says, ‘I can leave, if you want. He said you’d want some space, but—’ 

‘That damned—’ chokes out Fang Duobing, and then he gulps air and turns away. Di Feisheng lets him, and waits. It’s a long time before Fang Duobing speaks again. ‘I thought… I thought this would feel different,’ he says, finally. When he turns around, his face is wet.

‘You thought you would feel free,’ Di Feisheng offers. Fang Duobing's head jerks up with shocked recognition, and Di Feisheng lets him stare. He knows they were there after him. He knows what they would have seen. Fang Duobing isn’t so foolish he wouldn’t have put it together.

[pinkfey]

i may be obsessed.

[fandomsbyladymelodrama]

@salzrand - the bed shortage continues. As does the lobster dancing <3

[changingplumbob]

The weather was supposed to be bucketing rain today and I got lucky, while I was outside today it didn't rain on me, except for once. The bus had pulled up at the mall (where it starts its run) and let the previous passengers off. So I pull up my hood and go stand in the line.

The first few to get on had gold cards (In NZ if you are over 65 you get one, benefits include free public transport at off peak times). Then came a youngish dude who wanted to use his bus card. The driver told him he had to wait as he needed to change over the bus info (i.e. numbers on banners, data for card readers).

So he waited, as did the man behind him who technically could have gotten on with his gold card, as did me, my mum and another couple of people. It's maybe 3 or 4 meters (10-13 feet) between the sheltered seats and the bus. The driver obviously knew we were waiting and therefore would not leave without us. I amend my statement, young dude waited maybe 15 seconds before letting himself onto the bus and sitting down.

Driver asked what he was doing as he'd told dude to wait. Dude said he didn't want to stand in the rain. I repeat it's a mild drizzle, and did I mention we live in a place known for bad weather? Older gentleman that was behind the young dude asked what he was doing to, dude said getting out of the rain. Driver asked him who he thought he was. Dude said he was sick and didn't want to be in the rain. Older gentleman asked why wasn't he at home if he was so sick. Dude said he was on his way to the docs and was adamant he'd done the right thing. I repeat the sheltered seats are a hop, skip and a jump from the bus.

Anyway it took less than a minute for the driver to switch the system then, after letting the rest of us on, he went and had a smoke in the sheltered area so we were like 3 minutes late leaving. Tell you what, I have never been less annoyed by someone smoking. Why would you show a bus driver such disrespect? I mean I've seen worse but like, this individual is driving you somewhere that you can't get yourself.

Long story short, please be nice to your bus drivers and train conductors etc.

[perihel1on]

adhd medication on backorder again i'm ready to start killing

[transxfiles]

Y'ALL WHAT THE FUCK.

MY ROOMMATE HAD SOMEONE OVER FOR THE NIGHT AND SHE LET THEM SLEEP IN MY BED WITHOUT ASKING ME FIRST??? EVEN THOUGH WE EXPLICITLY AGREED THAT WE WOULD ASK EACH OTHER FIRST BEFORE EVER HAVING SOMEONE OVER??? AND IN MY BED???? HELLO?????

this is such a massive boundary for me and i'm so upset. she knew i was gone this weekend because i have to work (when i work i'm out in the city so i just stay there for the night instead of dealing with the commute to/from college) or else i can't afford to yknow exist as a human being under capitalism but like. that's so fucked. she literally knew that i wouldn't be able to do ANYTHING about it bc i'm out of town for the weekend and she took advantage of that.

and she pretended that we never discussed having someone over she tried to play the "oh i'm sorry we just never talked about it before" card and i'm like. we literally DID talk about it. it was in the roommate contract that the college MADE US FILL OUT TOGETHER and we both agreed we would have to ASK each other and COMMUNICATE before anything like that happened.

the thing is i'm just a very personal type of person and this is a massive boundary she just crossed for me. and she was already really upsetting me bc she's been belittling me all the time and she's not respectful of my work and i woke up a couple times to her watching me sleep and she's been staring at me while i change and she doesn't listen when i tell her no, ever, and i'm very, very upset about this all. this is the last straw.

[pinkprettycure]

black people who are into raceplay are braindead self hating losers. there thats what i think god you people are so fucking dumb

i think you're stupid as fuck for liking when people """pretend""" to be racist to you slkjaf;sldfsdf and i think its really funny how ppl try to use " but im black!!" as a gotcha for this stupid shit like im black i got black family we are not immune to being dumb as fuck

like lmaoooo what???? what?????? yall think white ppl understand racism enough to "properly" do raceplay? most em don't even understand racism well enough to have a regular ass convo w black ppl are you dumb or just STUPID lmaooooooo

[byjove]

It has now been two weeks since my Adderall order has been sent to the pharmacy. It is still sitting there out of stock and unfilled. I am thinking about using my one last end of the world emergency Adderall that has been living in my murse for years. This is going to be like spending your lucky penny.

[bloodanddiscoballs]

I neeeeeeed to get more energyyyyyyy

[creepyscritches]

April-May is birthday season around here and I really do go insane some years like gift giving is my favorite love language and every April/May I'm practically psychoanalyzing people to tailor their gifts (and gift wrap) to them like

"I will find you the unattainable item you've been yearning for and then I will wrap it and tuck it into your bed for you to find after work this is not insane I love you"

[autopsytableromance]

Thinking normally about old college try.

[fenixburned]

actual representation of me both mentally & physically fhxjdjdjjdjs

[fandomsbyladymelodrama]

@salzrand - Part 1 of our studies in the eastern arts of #ThereIsOnlyOneBed :)

[littlealexhorne]

I see why people would be upset about wasting food but the truth is the food itself is not scarce it's that people can't afford it. So it's not that different if they buy a bucket of paint just to pour it out or a pack of eggs.

yeah i found it interesting that in NYT they did carp pellets instead of like human cereal

[bluebellhairpin]

I'm like. completely in love. with how you write the steamy scenes. outwardly I am a passive reader, but internally. they make me so insane that I want to tear my hair out (IN A GOOD WAY). I'm just so unbelievably floored by the chokehold it's got on me. you have a way with words that I'm bowing down before.

Wildest Dreams

Eomer/Reader

Word count: 1,200

Rating: T (mild sexual references)

Here’s another Only One Bed scenario, this time with Eomer! This has now become a work-in-progress series on AO3: How to Cope with a Middle Earth Bed Shortage! (My previous bed-sharing fic, with Legolas/Reader, can be found here on tumblr)

Thanks to @the-girl-with-the-algebra-book​ for help with the title and other general encouragement <3

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