#because you're BALD
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the way people on this site and tiktok and just the internet in general will tear genuinely well meaning advice to fucking shreds for having the audacity not to fit their specific circumstances is genuinely so fucking disheartening. someone can say they like to read a little bit to unwind after a hard day and it's helpful to get a tiny little reprieve from work stress before sleeping and some bitter asshole will say some shit like "ummmmm well i have ABSOLUTELY NO ENERGY to do ANYTHING BUT GO RIGHT TO SLEEP AFTER WORK so its really bold of YOU to assume people can do th-" okay well what do you want them to do about that
#do you want them to change your circumstances? make custom-made advice for YOU (a stranger) and your circumstances specifically?#make an apology post for not keeping a specific person's circumstances in mind and directly addressing them in their post?#apologize for assuming their post would primarily reach & be responded to by people who could use their advice?#it's like sending a salon (or a hair stylist giving out advice for good hair care) hate for giving advice that doesn't apply to you#because you're BALD#i mean damn#mine#advice#internet culture
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the new nightmare is cool but i think not putting them in hanfu was an missed opportunity
(+ long hair version that i wasn't as sure about)
#i was going to give barbatos the Long Flowing Locks but he strikes me as the type who WOULD adhere to the tie-it-all-up rule#but then he looked bald so i gave him a bit of leeway. i mean even a lot of cdramas don't follow the rule#then satan's hair is more wuxia novel protagonist (which i feel suits him) and solomon's is unfortunately all inside his hat#well the long hair is for authenticity (lol) not Hot Boy Look anyway#art#obey me#obey me barbatos#obey me solomon#obey me satan#jtta ik#anyway wrt the new nightmare: barbatos's outer robe (dachang) DOES look like hanfu#but then he takes it off in the deflowered look and it's. idk. a sexy gongfu vest??? satan too#not that i have anything AGAINST that but if you're gonna do chinese fashion i feel like hanfu is a shoe-in#based off the previews for celestial blessing i'm assuming diavolo+lucifer+asmo will be in the second nightmare for this event#and both parts of a nightmare usually follow a theme so most likely it'll be kung fu clothes 2 electric boogaloo BUT i will hold hop#if anyone should be in hanfu it's those three. lucifer for that cold elegance dia for that regal charm and asmo for that Beautiful Princess#regardless i will probably be drawing them in hanfu anyway. in fact i already have the idea for it#it'll be ddvd because i NEED to put zhao in beautiful clothes for once. and also i really want to draw something in earnest for this au
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what wonderful sons you've got there, mr. geppetto!
#lies of p#lies of p pinocchio#lies of p carlo#nameless puppet#sometimes a family is a guy the son he neglected until he died the murderous puppet built from his son's corpse--#--and the puppet he built as a battery for his son's soul 👍#if you're going to make p and carlo coexist as brothers or something then consider: the nameless puppet too. what are you all afraid of.#is it because hes partially built from a corpse. is it because he only understands hatred and violence. is it because hes bald.#is it because he kicked your asses 40 times in a row.#also featuring p's 🧍 stance which i believe in and that it only gets more 🧍 the more human he gets. when hes a puppet its fine#but as he gets more human. the more he notices it and now that hes thinking about it he doesnt know what to do with his arms. thats all#mine own art#lop spoilers#lies of p spoilers
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[PROLOGUE - Part 11] Next Previous Start
#cw: blood#my art#underwizard comic#uw - prologue#webcomic#comic#undertale#undertale au#underwizard#chara#uw!chara#asriel#uw!asriel#poncho human#uw!poncho human#°Screeches at the bald man°#Oh yeah if you're wondering why he's bald--#know he's inspired off Mace from Infinity Train#Because I can (and cause I couldn't find a hairstyle for him lol)
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Smn here said: fluffed up for winter Kuya! And imagine, Kuya had enough of feeling a tiny bit cold, and he just turns into this fluffball round type of fox that we sometimes see on arts! Completely soft, round and unapologetic about his foxian beauty! (Almost biting off Quincy's hands when he tries to touch the Flooooof just to be a dick)
((Scaring Eiden silly by coming alive from a ridiculous fur sofa in Aster's living room (Eiden thought he was sofa, it's not Kuya's fault he is not very smart)))
(((Inspiring Karu/Garu to do the same, and now everyone is covered in fur and spit, and Eiden's bed has never been this warm)))
((((Yakumo is knitting everyone dog fur sweaters, hats, socks and scarves))))
oh god pompous winter kyorb is gonna activate every histamine in my body he's a cushion with teeth he could be lying ANYWHERE in the mansion i hope aster doesn't have a lot of purple furniture because if he does ..this is gonna be the most stressful holiday party of everyone's unbitten butts
#feesh answer#CAN'T SIT ANYWHERE. CAN'T REST. NOWHERE IS SAFE#vindictive ancient purple sphere (that bites) is not on my top list of house guests#all the cold people are not gonna complain because there's a blanket of fur insulating the entire mansion#is garu's wolf fur the colour of his hair.... or is it more navy.....#hmmm.....#ok everyone is getting purple/blue/brown knit accessories as their holiday party favours#depending on how well they take care of their fur...#what if the accessories are itchy...#isn't fox hair... not actually that soft? and wolf fur is quite . tough?#but what if kuya's fur is surprisingly soft because he is OBSESSSED with taking care of his looks#bathroom filled with fur conditioners and nutrient washes and softening serums.....#what if there's a sweater that's half kuya's fur half garu's fur#it's split down the middle#and you're itchy on the garu side because the last time that boy took a bath was. no one remembers#eiden tried ok!!! he tried!!!! but sometimes karu takes over and the challenge increases tenfold#slippery pup hates baths. parkours out of the tub and disappears into the muddy woods for 6 days#where am i#right.#i'm gonna find that bald sheep from greenwood miracle and steal his wool
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"He was never good for you anyway whoever he was."
#Wise words from Miss Mattel#trixie mattel#the bald and the beautiful#katya#katya zamolodchikova#katya zamo#trixie and katya#the brians#divorce#break ups#just posting this bit about how you're not failing if you leave a relationship for no particular reason#because it does seem relevant for someone we all know#i wonder who that could be#listen to and choose yourself#you deserve better#earnestness and sincerity#cj post
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you're bald...
#i don't like this one so i'm not tagging it#i had to restart my save because i got stuck and i miss “you're bald” so bad. Come back to me#i actually didn't even know it had more forms because all employees in the department were numas LOL#i also miss forsaken murderer but this isn't about him .#bachikin#otsukin#...just sorting my blog
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this whole section about how contemporary cultural/political figures would have sex with the aliens that fuck people to death is. something. but the william shatner bit in particular is special
#bolo liveblogs#harlan ellison#how's the night life on cissalda?#I don't have enough context on ellison's life to know if he had some kind of feud/highly publicized distaste for william shatner#but from reading this I assume he did because it's a lot more scathing to its subject than any of the other vignettes 😭#L + you're so annoying even the aliens that will fuck anything turn you down + bald
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When Russia went to war with Ukraine, there were dozens of takes on here about how Europe & America had "snubbed" Russia. Despite Germany shooting themselves in the foot by hooking their economy to Russian oil & gas, despite the high prestige Russian culture still enjoys among the western bourgeoisie, despite the "appease & profit" attitudes of European political, business & education leaders. Despite all that and more, you could find people saying Russia was constantly mistreated, humiliated and belittled by the western world, and was left with nothing but bad choices. I saw people on here argue that the EU should've made Russia a member in the 90s, that western powers should've done everything to preserve its social safety net, and encouraged friendship initiatives with its neighbors. The war in Ukraine was regrettable, yes, and many were against it. But ultimately, the onus of it fell on foreign powers essentially being filthy russophobes.
Now, American libs use the same logic to promote Kamala Harris. "You have to vote for us, or we'll genocide Palestine even harder. We don't want the guy who will genocide harder than this one to be in power. We want to have the one that keeps genocide at around the same level, and who could maybe be amenable to lower that level." And if you say that's irrational or disgusting or predatory blackmail, they turn around and say "Well, if you don't appease our empire, and you don't give us the appropriate level of respect and approval, and treat us as a reliable and trustworthy partner, of course this country will turn around and char the earth. Of course we will commit genocide, and ethnic cleansing, and bomb civilian buildings 24/7. Of course if we don't win on every trade deal and don't get to live better lives than the rest of the world and we don't get to racially segregate our country and export that segregation, we will cause a series of mounting international crises drawing us ever closer to nuclear war. Of course. That's obvious. Everyone is supposed to know that. Now get to appeasing us, and making us comfortable, and making us loved and beautiful. Or else you leave us with no choice."
And now the onus of this genocide is on Palestinians not being nice enough and Lebanon and Yemen not being nice enough and on the third world not being nice enough and college kids not being nice enough and on the international community not being nice enough and on Israel not being respectful enough of its western protectors and people on here will yell at you that you're not being nice enough to Kamala and that it's making things worse for everyone everywhere on earth and that the correct way for this crisis to be solved is people being nice to Kamala, which in turn will make Israel nicer and more respectful towards Kamala, which in turn will make the middle East nicer and more respectful towards Kamala, which in turn will make us all nicer and more respectful towards Kamala and solve all problems for all time.
So the only way out of this is to play nice 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 and nothing bad will ever happen again 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 and if everyone plays nice you'll eventually stop seeing the mangled corpses of children 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
#Palestine#the USSR of course did this to Western Europe and the US to Latin America & the entire western world did that to#Africa Asia and the Middle East#and China did it to Vietnam and India is doing it to Kashmir and just in this century you could find 15 more examples easily#you have to be nice to the empire or it will harm you and harm itself in the process#and it's kind of heartbreaking that the dynamic of an abusive crab bucket relationship where you're suddenly#responsible for another person's wellbeing and that person is an actual asshole and if you don't appease them#you're provoking them because they need love and respect and devotion to thrive#is a dynamic maintained and enforced by armies of balding men in suits and ties with pay in the high thousands#that this constant craving for respect and attention and gifts and goodwill from others and control of the narrative#is a central fact of politics the entire world is supposed to tiptoe around#some of the most maligned and disrespected countries of this century and previous ones still play by the rules#but at the slightest discomfort Americans are prepared to turn fascistic and blame the source of discomfort#like Germans whenever inflation reaches more than 10%
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first I'm forced to learn about stocks just to manipulate the market in this stupid rpg maker game (affectionate) and now I'm having stupid thoughts like "huh wonder how bitcoins are minted" and "So it's just GPUs playing lottery?" while brushing my teeth or taking a piss
#I am NOT turning into a financebro I'm just#curious#The spirit of vlad the younger get out of my fucking body#They bait you in with the cute bald elf and then sweep the rug from under you and throw you amidst the stocks area#now I have to actually win and raise the value of my property as a landowner in order to get my happy lesbian ending#And now I'm fucking curious about crypto aaaaaaa#you can sell things at a loss if you happen to be a shareholder in the company because even tho you're losing money#The company value will raise and you'll make back what you lost in record times#And if you sell the products at an even greater loss—and assuming demand meets supply—you can artificially inflate its value#Sell all and cash in before washing your hand off of the product and watch it all come crashing down#I love math but finance is evil math and it makes me sad but very intrigued#it's like dark forbidden blood magic#the worst (best tbh) part about this game is that I start recognising the same predetory tactics I abused ingame but irl by big companies#and I just a peasent.#btw game name is “final profit: a shop rpg” it's full of lesbians I adore it#the single time I've been forced to play as an elf without hating my existence#humanz4lyfe#except when it's the fae queen Mab <3 she gets an exception#But for the rest it's ON SIGHT#♧other#♧other fandoms#♧final profit
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A quick reminder you should take a nap. 😴
#pets#birds#birblr#petblr#budgie#parakeet#budgerigar#birdlr#Ukko#Baatu#Milo#Nyyti#And if you're wondering why Nyyti's neck is bald#It's because he has been plucking himself for many years.. It started when his beloved wife died..#A stress reaction which is probably genetic because his daughter is also plucking herself to some extent#Go figure...
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So was thinking, maybe the ship name could be like..
Millitz, feels like it rolls off the tongue better and it combines the two names moreso.
Also some other HCs…
Whenever they get into a fight/argument, they decide to wrestle for who is right. Though sometimes they forget what the argument is and it devolves into a heated make out/sex session between the two right on the floor.
Blitz loves Millie’s long hair, so much so that every chance he gets he likes to hold or brush it. In bed he likes to sleep with her hair on him.
I can really see the "relationship fights turning into physical fights turning into sex" thing
#confession#helluva boss#miltz#<<< still will be tagging these with my version sorry :b#I'm just imagining her letting Blitz do the clumsiest messiest braid on her big beautiful hair because he felt like it#“yeah of course I can braid. I had a sister too. you're gonna look so fucking beautiful babe”#Blitz your sister was bald and so are you#it ends up looking like something big hairy & horrid crawled on her head and died /ref#but she does not undo it right away bc her boyfriend made it and he did his best fuck you#I can also imagine (due to their height difference) him sometimes hugging her from behind and burying his face in her hair#“...Blitz are you sniffing” “your shampoo smells nice :}”#SORRY I can't resist brainstorming cute fluff headcanons you pulled me into the mood
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sometimes at work i get emails about changes in our department that i feel are 100% because of me. and maybe that's just me being anxious and paranoid but actually it certainly isn't.
#one time i was working at our drive thru window (that's something we have for some reason) and trying to empty the drop bins at the#same time. but the problem with that is the drop bins are LITERALLY halfway across the library#and my boss was working in the workroom at the time (which he almost never does bc he has an office)#so he saw that everytime i managed to get across the library then id get 3 books on a cart before the bell at the drive up window rang again#and that happened like 4 times in a row#not like he got up to do it though. just sat there pretending he didn't see it#then the next day we got an email from him requesting the way we empty the drop bins change#and YESTERDAY i was reading a book at the check out desk because of a DIFFERNT change in our department#bc we used to check books in at the desk too. but for some reason we stopped doing that a few months ago#so since then it's been terminally boring to work up there esp. since i work in the evening when there's less people at the library#but TODAY we got an email saying that we shouldn't be reading physical books up there#even though i keep my head on a swivel so that i can see when patrons come up#next thing you know he's gonna say we can't listen to music or ebooks at the drive up window. it's all horseshit. it not like i care though#whatever mike. you're bald anyway.#it feels passive aggressive to me. just pull me aside and say it to my face#and he said that it was a request from someone who works outside of our department so what the FUCK do they know about it#and i'm almost certain i know who it was. stupid as fuck. grrrr bark bark bark bark#i like my job i swear i like my job. but sometimes my job is stupid and it sucks.
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here's my hot take
#your boyfriend game#i forgot who the other characters are but heres little miss cockblocker and my beloved TK 💚✨💕💖🫀💔#i call him that becuase he keeps COCKBLOCKING me by committing murder and thats crine.#cringe#i like thinking about the high school au because i have confidence that if he went to school with me i could drive him to suicide.#i have the opposite of rizz. like instead of making people want me i make them hate themselves. only when i want to tho#and it's not like i have anything against bald people or violent criminals. the warden from human centipede 3 is both of those and i want#him so fucking badly. all day all night no lube no protection god is dead and we have killed him knock me out and attach me to the prison c#ntipede.#anyway i tried to play this game because he reminded me of said warden. but i got kind of attached to the landlord character#and when i found out theres no way to have sex with him i got so mad i threw up & punched a wall & now my real landlord is mad at me for p#unching a wall.#god's whims are cruel and i am a plaything of life😃#and its all this eggcel (pre-trans femcel) (my headcanon) 's fault i hope everyone die slowly and painfully#except TK i want them to live. they deserve to be happy 💖#anyway i wish p*t*r was real so i could send him this image. i think he would kill himself if he saw this. i would if i was him#i would also kill myself as soon as i found out i was named after a f*mily g*y character tho. so obviously he's not very similar to me.#hate. let me tell you how much ive come to hate you since i began to live. tehre are 387.44 mi9llion miles of#hey if you censor f*m*ly g*y like f***** g*y people will think you're just being homophobic instead of a show hater#gonna start censoring it ike that. teehee#anywway#miku binder the joker and vivziepop heffley. fight#my posts
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i always forget that not everyone has the same worldview as me and my friends circle. chatted a bit with one girlie today about cosplays and mentioned my cousin's girlfriend (they're gay) who makes costumes on her own and only after she got confused and asked again who exactly is the person i'm talking about i realised that gay people aren't something that would cross the mind of an average polish person and that's why she needed a confirmation that i actually said what i said. very bizzare
#there was also one other girlie there#and out of the blue she started talking about how she finds femboys off putting#she said that a friend of hers cosplayed astolfo and wore a mini skirt and crop top#and she was like i know this character is a man so he cosplayed a man but it's still so weird to actually go out dressed this way#and then proceeded to show a photo of her boyfriend who cosplayed some bald dude with a chainsaw#the astolfo guy was also in that picture and tbh he slayed way more than the chainsaw guy#wait no the chainsaw dude wasn't her boyfriend he was her fiance because they're getting married next year or something#girl you're 21 why are you doing this to yourself
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The pure cuddly joy of spending a cold Colorado morning sending Instagram cat reels back and forth with the love of your life because he's in Utah for the week and you're not
#me n my stoner bitch are still doing just fine thanks#eight months and rolling#bootleg Thanksgiving#or as he calls it Happy National Genocide Day folks!#a day late but i woke up in a recliner in the upstairs of aomebody else's house last night with a prime rib headache in my stomach#and a nice neat row of empty local brew bottles on top of the tv where one of my kids was playing Call Of Duty with some big bald man with#Sam Elliott handlebar mustache#apparently dinner was one for the record books#pretty sure i remember there being like 30 people there and i refereed a dodgeball tournament upstairs with at least 45 children#and a kid named Reuben who kept throwing the football into the fireplace#and now my Stoner Bitch is in Utah laughing at me because he had to tell me how to do thanksgiving and apparently i did it wrong anyway#anyhow happy day after national genocide day everybody i hope you're as happy and content as I've been for the last eight months#*waves*#until next time
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