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the way people on this site and tiktok and just the internet in general will tear genuinely well meaning advice to fucking shreds for having the audacity not to fit their specific circumstances is genuinely so fucking disheartening. someone can say they like to read a little bit to unwind after a hard day and it's helpful to get a tiny little reprieve from work stress before sleeping and some bitter asshole will say some shit like "ummmmm well i have ABSOLUTELY NO ENERGY to do ANYTHING BUT GO RIGHT TO SLEEP AFTER WORK so its really bold of YOU to assume people can do th-" okay well what do you want them to do about that
#do you want them to change your circumstances? make custom-made advice for YOU (a stranger) and your circumstances specifically?#make an apology post for not keeping a specific person's circumstances in mind and directly addressing them in their post?#apologize for assuming their post would primarily reach & be responded to by people who could use their advice?#it's like sending a salon (or a hair stylist giving out advice for good hair care) hate for giving advice that doesn't apply to you#because you're BALD#i mean damn#mine#advice#internet culture
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the new nightmare is cool but i think not putting them in hanfu was an missed opportunity
(+ long hair version that i wasn't as sure about)
#i was going to give barbatos the Long Flowing Locks but he strikes me as the type who WOULD adhere to the tie-it-all-up rule#but then he looked bald so i gave him a bit of leeway. i mean even a lot of cdramas don't follow the rule#then satan's hair is more wuxia novel protagonist (which i feel suits him) and solomon's is unfortunately all inside his hat#well the long hair is for authenticity (lol) not Hot Boy Look anyway#art#obey me#obey me barbatos#obey me solomon#obey me satan#jtta ik#anyway wrt the new nightmare: barbatos's outer robe (dachang) DOES look like hanfu#but then he takes it off in the deflowered look and it's. idk. a sexy gongfu vest??? satan too#not that i have anything AGAINST that but if you're gonna do chinese fashion i feel like hanfu is a shoe-in#based off the previews for celestial blessing i'm assuming diavolo+lucifer+asmo will be in the second nightmare for this event#and both parts of a nightmare usually follow a theme so most likely it'll be kung fu clothes 2 electric boogaloo BUT i will hold hop#if anyone should be in hanfu it's those three. lucifer for that cold elegance dia for that regal charm and asmo for that Beautiful Princess#regardless i will probably be drawing them in hanfu anyway. in fact i already have the idea for it#it'll be ddvd because i NEED to put zhao in beautiful clothes for once. and also i really want to draw something in earnest for this au
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what wonderful sons you've got there, mr. geppetto!
#lies of p#lies of p pinocchio#lies of p carlo#nameless puppet#sometimes a family is a guy the son he neglected until he died the murderous puppet built from his son's corpse--#--and the puppet he built as a battery for his son's soul 👍#if you're going to make p and carlo coexist as brothers or something then consider: the nameless puppet too. what are you all afraid of.#is it because hes partially built from a corpse. is it because he only understands hatred and violence. is it because hes bald.#is it because he kicked your asses 40 times in a row.#also featuring p's 🧍 stance which i believe in and that it only gets more 🧍 the more human he gets. when hes a puppet its fine#but as he gets more human. the more he notices it and now that hes thinking about it he doesnt know what to do with his arms. thats all#mine own art#lop spoilers#lies of p spoilers
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[PROLOGUE - Part 11] Next Previous Start
#cw: blood#my art#underwizard comic#uw - prologue#webcomic#comic#undertale#undertale au#underwizard#chara#uw!chara#asriel#uw!asriel#poncho human#uw!poncho human#°Screeches at the bald man°#Oh yeah if you're wondering why he's bald--#know he's inspired off Mace from Infinity Train#Because I can (and cause I couldn't find a hairstyle for him lol)
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Smn here said: fluffed up for winter Kuya! And imagine, Kuya had enough of feeling a tiny bit cold, and he just turns into this fluffball round type of fox that we sometimes see on arts! Completely soft, round and unapologetic about his foxian beauty! (Almost biting off Quincy's hands when he tries to touch the Flooooof just to be a dick)
((Scaring Eiden silly by coming alive from a ridiculous fur sofa in Aster's living room (Eiden thought he was sofa, it's not Kuya's fault he is not very smart)))
(((Inspiring Karu/Garu to do the same, and now everyone is covered in fur and spit, and Eiden's bed has never been this warm)))
((((Yakumo is knitting everyone dog fur sweaters, hats, socks and scarves))))
oh god pompous winter kyorb is gonna activate every histamine in my body he's a cushion with teeth he could be lying ANYWHERE in the mansion i hope aster doesn't have a lot of purple furniture because if he does ..this is gonna be the most stressful holiday party of everyone's unbitten butts
#feesh answer#CAN'T SIT ANYWHERE. CAN'T REST. NOWHERE IS SAFE#vindictive ancient purple sphere (that bites) is not on my top list of house guests#all the cold people are not gonna complain because there's a blanket of fur insulating the entire mansion#is garu's wolf fur the colour of his hair.... or is it more navy.....#hmmm.....#ok everyone is getting purple/blue/brown knit accessories as their holiday party favours#depending on how well they take care of their fur...#what if the accessories are itchy...#isn't fox hair... not actually that soft? and wolf fur is quite . tough?#but what if kuya's fur is surprisingly soft because he is OBSESSSED with taking care of his looks#bathroom filled with fur conditioners and nutrient washes and softening serums.....#what if there's a sweater that's half kuya's fur half garu's fur#it's split down the middle#and you're itchy on the garu side because the last time that boy took a bath was. no one remembers#eiden tried ok!!! he tried!!!! but sometimes karu takes over and the challenge increases tenfold#slippery pup hates baths. parkours out of the tub and disappears into the muddy woods for 6 days#where am i#right.#i'm gonna find that bald sheep from greenwood miracle and steal his wool
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"He was never good for you anyway whoever he was."
#Wise words from Miss Mattel#trixie mattel#the bald and the beautiful#katya#katya zamolodchikova#katya zamo#trixie and katya#the brians#divorce#break ups#just posting this bit about how you're not failing if you leave a relationship for no particular reason#because it does seem relevant for someone we all know#i wonder who that could be#listen to and choose yourself#you deserve better#earnestness and sincerity#cj post
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you're bald...
#i don't like this one so i'm not tagging it#i had to restart my save because i got stuck and i miss “you're bald” so bad. Come back to me#i actually didn't even know it had more forms because all employees in the department were numas LOL#i also miss forsaken murderer but this isn't about him .#bachikin#otsukin#...just sorting my blog
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this whole section about how contemporary cultural/political figures would have sex with the aliens that fuck people to death is. something. but the william shatner bit in particular is special
#bolo liveblogs#harlan ellison#how's the night life on cissalda?#I don't have enough context on ellison's life to know if he had some kind of feud/highly publicized distaste for william shatner#but from reading this I assume he did because it's a lot more scathing to its subject than any of the other vignettes 😭#L + you're so annoying even the aliens that will fuck anything turn you down + bald
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A quick reminder you should take a nap. 😴
#pets#birds#birblr#petblr#budgie#parakeet#budgerigar#birdlr#Ukko#Baatu#Milo#Nyyti#And if you're wondering why Nyyti's neck is bald#It's because he has been plucking himself for many years.. It started when his beloved wife died..#A stress reaction which is probably genetic because his daughter is also plucking herself to some extent#Go figure...
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So was thinking, maybe the ship name could be like..
Millitz, feels like it rolls off the tongue better and it combines the two names moreso.
Also some other HCs…
Whenever they get into a fight/argument, they decide to wrestle for who is right. Though sometimes they forget what the argument is and it devolves into a heated make out/sex session between the two right on the floor.
Blitz loves Millie’s long hair, so much so that every chance he gets he likes to hold or brush it. In bed he likes to sleep with her hair on him.
I can really see the "relationship fights turning into physical fights turning into sex" thing
#confession#helluva boss#miltz#<<< still will be tagging these with my version sorry :b#I'm just imagining her letting Blitz do the clumsiest messiest braid on her big beautiful hair because he felt like it#“yeah of course I can braid. I had a sister too. you're gonna look so fucking beautiful babe”#Blitz your sister was bald and so are you#it ends up looking like something big hairy & horrid crawled on her head and died /ref#but she does not undo it right away bc her boyfriend made it and he did his best fuck you#I can also imagine (due to their height difference) him sometimes hugging her from behind and burying his face in her hair#“...Blitz are you sniffing” “your shampoo smells nice :}”#SORRY I can't resist brainstorming cute fluff headcanons you pulled me into the mood
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sometimes at work i get emails about changes in our department that i feel are 100% because of me. and maybe that's just me being anxious and paranoid but actually it certainly isn't.
#one time i was working at our drive thru window (that's something we have for some reason) and trying to empty the drop bins at the#same time. but the problem with that is the drop bins are LITERALLY halfway across the library#and my boss was working in the workroom at the time (which he almost never does bc he has an office)#so he saw that everytime i managed to get across the library then id get 3 books on a cart before the bell at the drive up window rang again#and that happened like 4 times in a row#not like he got up to do it though. just sat there pretending he didn't see it#then the next day we got an email from him requesting the way we empty the drop bins change#and YESTERDAY i was reading a book at the check out desk because of a DIFFERNT change in our department#bc we used to check books in at the desk too. but for some reason we stopped doing that a few months ago#so since then it's been terminally boring to work up there esp. since i work in the evening when there's less people at the library#but TODAY we got an email saying that we shouldn't be reading physical books up there#even though i keep my head on a swivel so that i can see when patrons come up#next thing you know he's gonna say we can't listen to music or ebooks at the drive up window. it's all horseshit. it not like i care though#whatever mike. you're bald anyway.#it feels passive aggressive to me. just pull me aside and say it to my face#and he said that it was a request from someone who works outside of our department so what the FUCK do they know about it#and i'm almost certain i know who it was. stupid as fuck. grrrr bark bark bark bark#i like my job i swear i like my job. but sometimes my job is stupid and it sucks.
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i always forget that not everyone has the same worldview as me and my friends circle. chatted a bit with one girlie today about cosplays and mentioned my cousin's girlfriend (they're gay) who makes costumes on her own and only after she got confused and asked again who exactly is the person i'm talking about i realised that gay people aren't something that would cross the mind of an average polish person and that's why she needed a confirmation that i actually said what i said. very bizzare
#there was also one other girlie there#and out of the blue she started talking about how she finds femboys off putting#she said that a friend of hers cosplayed astolfo and wore a mini skirt and crop top#and she was like i know this character is a man so he cosplayed a man but it's still so weird to actually go out dressed this way#and then proceeded to show a photo of her boyfriend who cosplayed some bald dude with a chainsaw#the astolfo guy was also in that picture and tbh he slayed way more than the chainsaw guy#wait no the chainsaw dude wasn't her boyfriend he was her fiance because they're getting married next year or something#girl you're 21 why are you doing this to yourself
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The pure cuddly joy of spending a cold Colorado morning sending Instagram cat reels back and forth with the love of your life because he's in Utah for the week and you're not
#me n my stoner bitch are still doing just fine thanks#eight months and rolling#bootleg Thanksgiving#or as he calls it Happy National Genocide Day folks!#a day late but i woke up in a recliner in the upstairs of aomebody else's house last night with a prime rib headache in my stomach#and a nice neat row of empty local brew bottles on top of the tv where one of my kids was playing Call Of Duty with some big bald man with#Sam Elliott handlebar mustache#apparently dinner was one for the record books#pretty sure i remember there being like 30 people there and i refereed a dodgeball tournament upstairs with at least 45 children#and a kid named Reuben who kept throwing the football into the fireplace#and now my Stoner Bitch is in Utah laughing at me because he had to tell me how to do thanksgiving and apparently i did it wrong anyway#anyhow happy day after national genocide day everybody i hope you're as happy and content as I've been for the last eight months#*waves*#until next time
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#i feel so so stupid#the person in question is a man and i'll name him dan#like a month ago i accepted dan's friend request on facebook because we're both members of an ace attorney group#he's an admin in the group and posts very often. he draws nice and his memes are funny#he sent me a text in messenger out of the blue after liking a post of me where i was sad about my situation as an uni student and blah blah#i thanked him and i thought that'd be all but he texted me again and i'm not someone who ignores people just like that so i kept replying#but because i'm an idiot i gave him my whatsapp number so now he texts me every day#dan doesn't look like a bad man but... i've started to feel uncomfortable when talking to him#he says things like 'you're pretty' 'i like drawing your hair' and i just nod and smile because UGH.#I'M TOO NICE AND I DON'T HAVE IT IN MY TO TELL HIM I DON'T LIKE IT#he's like 30 y/o and from another country and he is going bald... 💀#i checked his old pictures on his profile and i want to know what the heck happened for him to age poorly#if i'm honest... i don't really want to talk to him again but how should i tell him? i know the solution is:#'it's been nice getting to know you but you make me uncomfortable and you're old and bald. you shouldn't be texting a 22 y/o woman. bye'#but the stupid part of my brain that is doing all the thinking is afraid of confronting dan and coming off as a brat#yet i know i owe him nothing and should speak up...#*deep sigh*#personal
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The problem with making myself a star wars oc is that I love designing aliens but I hate creating anything for premade settings
#hm i should make an original post tag#if you're not my friend daffy who knows all my active blogs you might not know this but i actually have a ton of alien ocs#many space pirates. many with magical powers. but none star wars related#you can find many of them in @a-eo-iu my oc blog. most aliens are under the 'fantasy story' and/or 'neon's crew' tags#i need to. roll some roulettes to decide on what to make of my ocs#i have my swtor characters yes but i haven't played in ages and I'm afraid my characters aren't very. usable.#my bald jedi doesn't have enough personality yet because the connection keeps dying while I'm playing her so i can't advance much#and my zabrak bounty hunter. well. [looks towards my url and icon] I'm afraid he might give the wrong idea#he's not a maul imitation he's more twinkish. and more gay. but he kinda looks like a maul imitation#but he'd be fun i think. super rare nightbrother bounty hunter who is force sensitive but doesn't give a shit about the force#guy who can shoot lightning but thinks that's normal. 'anyone can do that‚ I'm not special' type guy.
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