#because they assume thats what he wants. he gets bummed about it a lot

[crumble-cookii]

I made another silly bug boy <3

Orchid Mantis Cookie lives in and rules a kingdom found inside of a large, hollow tree. The Mantis Kingdom is not very welcoming to new people. They are barely welcoming to each other. Despite this, they live in mild harmony under the guide of Orchid Mantis.

Orchid mantises are rare, and their mantis forms help protect the kingdom by using their flower mimicry as defense and food collection. This, along with the fact that he is as big as a female mantis, is why he is the ruler.

Mimi-Cry is a lump of clay that... well, it hates itself. It molds itself to mimic other things but can never keep the form up for long. Mimic-Cry feels attracted to Orchid Mantis because of this, since they both pretend to be things they are not. Mimi-Cry's favorite thing to mimic is flowers, like Orchid Mantis.

At first, Orchid did not like Mimic-Cry, but eventually, as it kept changing into different things to get him to love it back, he grew very fond and protective of the sentient clay lump. Mimic-Cry is now not allowed to leave his side, out of fear it could get hurt.

Relationship Chart:

Gingerbrave(friendly): Thanks for helping... I guess.

Licorice Cookie(tension): Ugh, so annoying...

Kiwi Cookie(tension): What do you think you're doing?!

Werewolf Cookie(friendly): You're alright, I suppose.

Pecan Candy Cookie(trust): You. I like you.

Appears On:

Gingerbrave(trust): A little mean, but, you're alright!

Licorice Cookie(tension): Never met someone so rude..!

Kiwi Cookie(tension): Sorry, it was an accident!

Pecan Candy Cookie(trust): Wow, royalty. How exciting!

[the-s1lly-corner]

creepypastas of your choice being new parents (reader can be included or not, or the reader can BE the kid. either works)

Eyeless Jack, Slenderman, and Jeff as dads/dad figures

getting silly with it. last request in the inbox, might write some other stuff later today for myself but idk we'll see, admins feeling a little sleepy RAAAAAAH no real mentions of reader i think, just the characters being dads but there might be vague mentions of partners so you can imply that is reader. shrugs. i tend to write these notes before actually writing the post this was originally going to have laughing jack but then i got bummed out when i realized that jack would not make a good solo parent simply because hes too chaotic accidentally swapped from saying "the kid" to "you" midway through writing this but im too tired to fix it so uhuh im making it everyone elses problem/j

SLENDERMAN:

by default i think slenderman can be an okay dad and im purely basing this on the fact that i grew up on the 2010s era of the fandom where quotev quizzes and fics for the fandom were peak. i think in the beginning he would be a little lost, especially if hes going to be raising the kid alone. i mean hes a solitary creature that rarely connects with others, he knows knowing about raising a human child. and thats assuming the kid is even human. if he has a kid with a human reader, are they more human or more... creature..? are they a hybrid? how much of slendermans genetics carry over? can he even have children since admin personally thinks he was made by zalgo like all other demons in this timeline? many questions. protective and strict dad, makes sure the kid does their work and chores, but makes sure he doesnt raise a pushover... definitely hostile towards anyone who harasses the kid, be it bullying or generally just being a douchebag. i think if hes the sole parent he raises them in the woods and teaches them things himself. doesnt bother with putting the child through schooling, theyre a child of the woods now babey!!/hj

look at it this way the kid is really self sufficient and can survive in the wilderness for an extended period of time and they know how to kick butt, assuming they also grow up with his proxies. yeah.. thats going to be interesting... would they see them as uncles or as sibling or family friends? its anyones guess. bonus father figures!!

EYELESS JACK:

also does not know what hes doing. i think i wrote somewhere that jack would put the baby in a carrier and walk around with them in the woods. maybe even showing them different animals and plants even if he knows that the kid cant understand him. definitely a case where hes going to need someone else to help him, be it his partner if theyre still around, or someone else... naturally its going to be harder to find someone to help him if his partner is out of the picture for one reason or another. main reason because that jack is... oh you know, literal man eating demon who sometimes goes into blind feeding frenzies if he gets hungry enough + he tries to put off feeding for as long as possible because it literally means taking a life and he still has his humanity in there. not going to say it out right but i think you guys can put two and two together and understand why jack is wary about having a small child hanging around his cabin. also he wants the kid to be able to grow up around other people. its unlikely, since the other person is likely going to be another creepypasta character because any normal person would rat him out... but he might also want the kid to have a 'normal' upbringing. lots of feelings here for him. kind of like a tired dad, between juggling the child and the things going on with him is really going to do a number on him. giggling at the idea of him trying to get slender to help him esp since i hc they have weird territorial beef going on

JEFF THE KILLER:

actually has a decent grasp of how to treat them but thats because he had liu/was an older brother. the dynamic is less father child and more so older brother younger sibling. probably lets you have a fair amount of free reign; he doesnt really strike me as a strict guardian. probably forgets to pick you up from soccer practice/j ....actually wait no i can kind of see him actually doing that on accident. tries to make it up to you by giving you treats because he does kind of feel bad for leaving you behind. you remind him a lot of his brother. im still torn on whether or not liu is still alive in my silly au but imagine hes not and he kind of. tries to raise you good and treat you well to make up for everything that happened. jeff with some level of mental clarity after the height of everything hits me in a weird sad way i can quite describe. like dont get me wrong hes still the knife wielding dude hes usually written as, but hes a little.. just a tiny bit mellowed out. just a tad.. side note i fully blame the idea of jeff being remorseful over murdering liu from a fic that had a chokehold on me in middle school so oooo... you probably know/interact with ben through jeff since theyre good friends. jumping into my personal hc/au jeff carries ben around in a phone since bens usually confined to electronics and they grew up together. obviously jeff outgrows ben because. you know ghosts dont grow up. so imagine you start becoming best friends with ben and ben is just. SPILLING so much old stuff on jeff, mostly dumb stuff jeff did and him being a jackass. idk i just think thats funny. its like when you suddenly get dad lore but instead of getting it from your dad you get it from dads ghost best friend

[vanessagable]

Full name: Vanessa Renee (Gable) Matthews

Nicknames: Van, Ness, Nessa

Age: 32

Star sign: Aquarius (January 29th)

Hometown: Cut Off, Louisiana

Occupation: Bass guitarist for Submergence

Pronouns/Gender: She/her, cis female

Time in town: 11 yearsish, with some gaps in LA mixed in

@aurorabayaesthetic

bio contains mentions of divorce and cheating, please proceed with caution if topics are triggering

vanessa was raised by her single mother in a small beach-side cabin on the coast of the gulf of mexico. van never knew who her father was and honestly didn't care much or ever have any real questions about it. she was always realistic about it and didn't ever have any grand delusions about finding her father or thinking he'd come back to connect to her. (if he wanted to he would, he didn't)

her mother was an eccentric of sorts and always treated van as more of a best friend or tiny roommate than daughter. for better or worse, van grew up with a lot of freedom and was hell on wheels in her youth. eventually she ended up being homeschooled by her mother (which allowed her a lot of time to explore artistic expression) for most of her grade school years and attended the public high school when the time came.

while she received above average grades and a diploma, van skipped her high school graduation as she had already taken off out of town with her boyfriend (puppy love and first one ever). the two took his beat up car and made their way east, getting married in vegas on their way.

her husband was an aspiring actor and van helped as best she could for him to achieve that dream. while he went out on auditions she picked up odd jobs to try to cover rent. (jobs included: nanny, singing telegram, go-go dancer, award season seat-filler, wedding singer and bartender) eventually (after several failed pilot seasons and sparse commercial work) he got a role on a soap opera and became a fan favorite.

helped co-found the band 'submergence' with some friends during a pilot season in LA. after doing so much side hustle van wanted something that could just be fun and creative and hers and thats what the band was.

the band starting gaining traction at the same time as her husbands career. as the band was starting to gain momentum, he left soap acting and landed a popular netflix show. the same week the band got signed to a label her husband announced that he was leaving her for his co-star. since there was no prenup and he could afford better lawyers he essentially got everything and van landed on her ass roughly three years ago.

currently van is enjoying the newlywed life with her husband, xavier matthews, in their beachfront home with their border collie, bayou.

fun facts.

collects vinyl records. while most people would assume it to be vintage rock, it's actually mostly old broadway musical soundtracks.

actual fiend for donuts. always buys two -- one for now, and one to keep in her bag for later in case she starts feeling kinda bummed.

expert cocktail mixologist. her favorite is a pink squirrel. enjoys ordering it in bars purely for the look on people's faces. (also queen of tequlia shots)

once went viral on tiktok for the face she makes while playing bass solos. now it's just a thing and she does it every time because the crowd goes wild.

sunglasses indoors kinda gal just for the vibes really.

tries to convince everyone to cancel their netflix subscription.

fluent in french and italian.

current connections.

bandmate of and married to @xaviermattthews

ex sister in law of @luckylewis @lemielewis @lorelailewis

half-sister of @ulyflynn, cousin of @jordanmitchell

wanted connections.

always down for friends! she needs people to have deep convos with

someone she knows through eccentric hobbies. she picks up something new every other week.

could possibly explore the potential for half-sibs down the line!

[thrashmetalanthonyhopkins]

bg3 ending spoilers ahead but

what tf was larian possibly referring to when they said there were tons of endings? bc id assumed it was a slides thing but that was SUCH a sudden ending?? honestly i dont think i wouldve disliked the suddenness if they hadnt put the final romance convo after the docks? like if it'd ended at the docks i wouldve been like sure thats fine, but to insert another convo after that just made it flow SO weirdly

also bummed that if u tell gale to return the crown to mystra (bc i dont want his hubris to get him killed again and i want him freed of the orb) ur only option for the next response that isnt "actually nevermind you SHOULD become god" is to support him being mystra's chosen again which is like???? no fuck her i dont give a fuck about mystra

also ngl im VERY disappointed with wylls story. they rewrote him and recast him for that??? idk if my game wasnt triggering shit right bc i Know that was a big issue the whole time but ur telling me *i* decide his dad's fate and he doesn't even argue or have his own decision he wants there, and then when duke ravengard dies he has like one like "oh thats a bummer" and then thats it for wyll?? im so bummed i LOVED wyll in EA but he left so much to be desired in the full game

also final complaint abt the ending (bc i cant stress enough, i did love this game and i had a lot of fun) but why does the emperor join the netherbrain???? he spends the ENTIRE time trying to help u and destroy the netherbrain and i get him obvs turning against u if u free orpheus but like. why would he JOIN the netherbrain and not just try and kill you by himself??? it made zero sense to me

also really wished i couldve had a final word w my companions bc everyone chimed in except shadowheart??? thats my best girl right there n she didnt say anything she just stood in the background the whole time

okay anyways at the end of the day i did LOVE bg3 - i had tons of fun with it, it had some really fun moments and INCREDIBLE characters, gorgeous music, and just all around it was a good time but i do hope they kinda rework the ending a bit just because that felt a little odd

[dateamonster]

and again!

furmergency

kinda glad for a break from the more plotty expositiony two-parters but its also kinda weird to go from like things that should be Big Reveals like clawdeen getting her moms diary and the hints about the conflict between clawdeen and toraleis moms to just regular degular stuff. i promised myself i wasnt gonna be too critical of the pacing of this doll ad kids show tho so lets move on.

clawd human form this ep?? ooo im excited

more monster researchers? 👀 i guess it makes sense in a world where the big monster secret is as poorly guarded as it seems to be here that there would be a lot of people who get into the field..

i love it whenever these random gothy side-teens appear

ohh he works with mr wolf i guess theyre monster researcher colleagues.. i know mr wolf is into all that in this one but it feels a little awkward that he like works with people who genuinely want to like capture and study monsters

OH wolfdads first names apollo! that might have already been revealed idr lol

clawd is like hes white i know his weakness

i still miss when crescent was a cat.. also on the subject of the pets, idk if its just like a cartoon logic thing and all animals are equally p intelligent or what but count fabulous is a shapeshifter who i feel like is implied to have p much a human level of sapience so it feels kinda weird hes taking this much issue with a literal dog idk

this party is fucked lmao

i guess theyre implying this coworker guy is gonna be a regular sorta threat but i uh simply do not see it lol. also if apollo is such good friends with him that hes the only one invited to his bday party other than his kids than maybe he should consider explaining the whole monster wife and kids situation before things get awkward..

boogey nightmare

TWYLA EPISODE LETS GOOOOOOOOO

emails... this too is my nightmare

oh the nightterrors button eyes! i wonder if shes going to end up befriending it into this gens dustin

"thats a problem for when im not so sleepy" SO TRUE GIRL

i like that she still sleeps under the bed :)

i love mr mothmanson. i just noticed the little holes in his sweater. and his caterpillar kid form!!

lil sleeping cap for each of deuces snakes 🥺 and draculauras coffin bed makes a lot of practical sense but also makes me wonder why she has a second upright coffin [insert bdgs buy my bed video]

draculauras standup nightmare is adorable. i think ur vampire puns are funny!!

oh its so like funny/sad clawdeens worst nightmare is just being stuck in a human life...

YES BNUNY TIME!!!!! oh wait hold on dont love that hes still got that voice :| well cant have it all i guess

best fiends

oh those dust frights giving me some studio ghibli vibes

draculauras backpack is so cute i want one

oh hell yes an enemies-chained-together episode.

toralei i do not think u have the room to talk abt people assuming the worst of u tbqh..

draculaura drop the skincare routine im begging

there are so many neat little background details in this show that make mh feel more fantastical. the pom pom tree is crazy tho.

the animation situation at this book fair is dire but i do like the concept

im still bummed the rest of the fearleading squad doesnt have cute outfits. wheres iris' outfit huh!!

toraleis little surprised meow killed me dead she is sooooo kibby

scareer day

heath episode????? genuinely didnt expect that. love that gen3 heath seems to have a reoccurring thing abt wanting to stop climate change. again not what i wouldve expected! but cute :) also excited to potentially explore his demon-dad-issues and just generally get more into what the existence of demons means for the mh universe

wish they gave mr burns horns but i get why they didnt. very cute that heath is more do-goody in this gen because he doesnt want to be like his shit dad. and ADORABLE to see him trying to get along with abbeys mom. the gen3 haters can die mad this is my special little guy now

taking the fire guy to the ice caps that need to stay frozen or else something horrible with happen. hope nothing goes wrong!

aspiring rulers club!! which means my babygirl mouscedes is here yessss

i like that all the parents have like existing relationships and feuds with each other. it might not necessarily be realistic but its fun. monster high drama is a generational thing.

OH not demons greek gods?? i guess that makes more sense if were trying to keep this nickelodeon-appropriate. dont rly love this knockoff-disneys-hercules take on hades with the whole fire theme and all tho. im happy theyre going to therapy i guess

the g3 habbey dynamic is different for sure but its still very sweet <3

catching up on monster high notes!

spell the beans

looooove clawdeens dad joining the parents association he is involved in his childrens education :3 he is making cookies and making friends :3

momdusa is so milfy i could die the gays stay winning once again

dracula is soooo silly hes winning me over i fear

!! momdusa never moved on from high school and falls over so much and loves her wife wow she is the perfect woman actually

its not my dream dad its YOURS

obsessed w everyone wanting to eat clawdeens dad

THANK YOU for explaining the camera/mirror thing with vampires i was wondering abt that

mr wolf and dracula friendship moment 🥺

EXPELBEAST!! i love when they do something fun and goofy with the mh lore

idk if those were lagoonas parents in the mpa but i wish we got more of them there looked so cute

growing up ghoulia

mothman!!!!!!!!!!!

some of these side characters have such interesting designs the purple dragon girl sitting in front of ghoulia was soo cute

MONSTER GSA LETS GOOO

i loove when mh does some classic monster movie stuff. ghoulia clone zombie attack rules.

not to be a broken record but i feel like ghoulias ep here would be more meaningful if she was still more noticeably zombie-like. like she says she moves slower than other monsters but i dont like. see that. let her lurch!

casketball jinx

im so happy to see howleen!!

kaiju girlie is such a queen we love to see it

tbqh i think howleen was right for this one

clawdeen both being on the team and being a cheerleader seems like soo much take a rest bestie 😭

do u think clawdeen had a wolf fursona before she found out she was a werewolf? i think so.

[strangermarvelss]

Really liked the latest chapter and the space it gave to let the previous chapter’s events percolate. But I’m going to go with an unpopular opinion (lol I think). I like Steve, he is obviously sweet, but I actually don’t want him to be the one she ends up with. For one, he’s a friend of the couple and it just seems too easy and a little cliché maybe. That this hot dude’s waiting in the background to swoop in and fix everything. Two, this is a me issue but I might have read things wrong and assumed this would ultimately be an Eddie x reader fic (not Steve x reader) and while I like Steve and I’m okay with them hooking up, I hope the action goes back to Eddie and that Steve remains a secondary character. But that is just my hope and what I assumed, obviously if that’s not how it’s going to go that’s absolutely fine, I’m just thinking ahead of how to prepare myself if it ends with pure angst with Eddie instead of fluff with him bc that’s not what I expected and I don’t want to be bummed out. I know that sounds dumb, it’s just a work of fiction, but it stays in my mind.

Third, people fuck up all the time. Constantly. We fuck up and it hurts people we love. I think the first instinct is to walk away and never forgive but irl that’s not always how it goes. Sometimes the person you love does something stupid that hurts but they are truly sorry and change and put in the work and you find it in your heart to forgive and not lose that love because it’s stronger than all the other stuff, and there’s history and time and growth together. I’m not talking about abuse or repeat manipulation. But I do think men making stupid immature decisions is common, even if they are ’“nice” guys who mean well. I think if they can turn it around and make it up to the person they hurt, it can move forward. I mean, personally it would take A LOT for me to try to work things out with Eddie. I would need grand gestures and groveling at my feet, sobbing, pleading, signing up for marriage counseling for as long as I decide and putting in the work, really showing up and being the best dad and husband he can be, you would need to see the effort every fucking day. I would need to hear and feel that I’m the only person he loves and wants every day, because I’d be insecure and would need to repair that. I’d need all of that in writing with an ultimatum that if he falls off the wagon, I’m out and seeking custody of our kid. And if he really loved me and wanted us back above all, he’d do all of that and more happily. If I loved someone deeply and thought we were soulmates and really felt their remorse and intent to make things better, I might leave that door open and see if they could make it up to me and our family. Anyways that’s my pov, that while he did something terrible and stupid, he might have a chance to save things if she’s willing to give it.

i think the way you worded this was quite nice and kind of summarizes my feelings on the series as a whole. i don't think you're in the minority when it comes to people not wanting steve and reader to get together, i think its maybe 50/50 but i'm also not counting lol.

i agree that men do stupid shit all the time and sometimes it works out in their favor and they get back together and have stuff happen. my cousin cheated on his wife a while ago, and today they're still together and seem very happy with one another, so things can change if the effort is put in. not saying i condone cheating or anything, thats just fucked. but you get what i mean.

eddie would have to put in a lot of effort to be able to bounce back from his actions, seeing as reader is still emotionally scarred from the confession and their child is...well, you'll see in the next chapter what christopher is up to. i know how it's all going to play out, so i'm not going to give spoilers, so i'll just leave it here: we will just have to see what happens. reader could end up with no one too, just deciding to chose herself and happiness. who knows :)

[manikas-whims]

okay your Green Arrow X Kanej AU is amazing. I absolutely love the idea of Inej being the hooded vigilante and Kaz as her hacker partner

but if not fic, can you at least write some headcanons, I'm dying!!! Arrow was my shit back in 2014!

Okay! So here we go..

since I'm writing proper headcanons, I'll change Inej's vigilante name from Green Arrow to "Wraith" and make other plot changes as i feel like..:)

Tagging @kanejweek

under Day 4: Corrupted Ambition

Inspired by this moodboard

Kanej Vigilante AU Headcanons

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• It all started when 19 yo Inej Ghafa was out on a cruise with her parents after a big success in the business workings of the Ghafa Industries

• On around the 3rd day of cruise, due to a heavy storm, a shipwreck occurs

• Inej gets separated in the chaos and wakes up one morning to find herself ashore an unknown island.

• For days she wanders, having lived a life of luxury and love under the care of her parents, she believes she won't survive long.

Then several days later, when she's on the brink of passing out, a strange man finds her. He takes her to his hideout and offers her potable water (unlike the sea water on the shores) and also some fruits from the island.

At first she's cautious and keeps her distance but slowly comes to trust this man.

• The man trains her in survival skills and to her surprise, even teaches her some combat skills. She doesn't know which one cause she's unfamiliar with martial arts.

Finally the man teaches her using his makeshift weapons. And she finds she really enjoys using knives 🔪 and bow & arrows 🏹

﹏ time skip: 5 years later ﹏

• Inej is praying before the grave of the strange man who is now dead (due to mysterious reasons).

• She sees an airplane passing over the island. She burns a big stack of dead leaves & animal dung.

The plane spots the fire and then helps her get back. Someone on the plane recognizes her as the young heiress to the Ghafa Industries.

• Turns out she is the only one who was lucky enough to survive. There were no bodies discovered of her parents after the shipwreck.

• She is sent back to her home to live with her immediate aunt (from her father's side) and it takes her a few weeks to adjust.

• Meanwhile the news about her return is all over media. But her aunt protects her from any interviews.

• A Return Party is held for her where she reunites with her college bestfriend Nina Zenik.

• There's lots of hugs and crying and catching up to do. Nina has become well-known Fashion Designer.

• Ghafa Industries is currently being run by her father's former business partner Per Haskell.

Haskell doesn't hand over any authority to her as he believes a girl who'd been assumed dead for 5 years, isn't in the right state of mind to run a company.

But Inej doesn't trust Haskell at all. In fact, the more she encounters him, the more she begins to think the whole shipwreck was a planned thing to eradicate her family and gain ownership of Ghafa Industries.

• She decides to snoop around a bit into her parents' mansion and also at Haskell's home. And with the skills she's acquired under training from that man from the island, its pretty easy for her to scale walls and disappear like a ghost.

• She finds an old diary with her father's initials on it and takes it back home.

• The entire diary is full of a long list of names of people from other famous corporations. And she has no idea what this means.

• So left at a dead end and kinda bummed, she has no idea where to look or what should be her next step.

Thats when Nina Zenik pops up!

• Nina drops by at night and after some drinks and a batch of waffles, Inej ends up telling her (only vaguely) that she needs help figuring out some information because she doesn't trust Haskell.

• Nina nods and begins ranting about how shady Haskell seems.

Then Nina looks around as if to check no one is listening, and whispers, "You should totally see Dirtyhands."

"Who's Dirtyhands?" Inej is confused.

"He's a well-known hacker, a thief of secrets! I took his help a year ago to spy on my ex. That's how I discovered she was cheating!"

Inej rolls her eyes. "Are you sure this guy can actually help me?"

"There's no harm trying." Nina shrugs and picks up her phone.

Inej's phone buzzes the message tone as Nina sends her a name and address.

Inej eyes widen a little. "You can't be serious."

"I am." Nina winks. "He just likes to keep a low-profile by working at company's with a good reputation."

﹏ next morning ﹏

• Inej is still unsure because the details Nina had sent her last night belonged to an employee of the Ghafa Industries itself.

• She takes a breath and walks into the building that her parents had worked hard on from scratch.

• The receptionist immediately recognizes her and says, "Let me call your Uncle Mr. Haskell-"

"No need to disturb him." Inej says hurriedly and instead asks about the person Nina had sent her to see.

• With the details, Inej steps into the lift and stops on the 6th Floor: IT Section

• She searches around a bit and finally finds his room.

• She walks in and a guy clad in a casual black button-up and pants instantly turns around at the noise.

• "Umm..Kaz Brekker?" Inej begins. "I'm—"

"Inej Ghafa." the guy says curtly, his voice a brush of stone against stone. "That rich girl who has come back from the dead. Everyone knows who you are!"

Inej nods tensely. "Okay I need your help."

"Did Haskell send you here?"

"No, I don't need permission from Uncle Haskell to see anyone from my parents company!" she answers in frustration.

"In that case, there should'nt be any issues if I just call up your Uncle and ask him before helping y—"

"Dirtyhands!" she yells quickly and now he tenses.

His calm demeanor changes and he narrows his eyes on her. "How do you know that alias?"

"I have my sources." She answers as coolly as she can.

• Kaz Brekker looks around in thought for a moment. "Okay I'll help you but what do I get in return?"

"Anything within my reach." She says in annoyance.

"Anything?" He asks with raised brows, mischief glimmering in his coffee brown eyes.

Inej feels as if she's getting pulled into some kind of trap but agrees with a nod in the end.

"The deal is the deal." He says, bringing out his palm to her. They shake hands.

• Inej pulls out her father's diary from her jacket and gives him the first name from the long list. "Look up this guy and find everything on him. Even the darkest details."

Kaz gives her a suspicious look. "You're upto something bad."

"Just do as I say, we made a deal!"

He sighs but begins searching up, glancing occasionally at the door to make sure no one else walks in.

• Within two minutes he's done.

"Your guy is loaded like you." He comments, then adds in a quite voice. "He's also involved in illegal sales of weapons around the city."

• Inej just nods. "Thank you. What do you want in return?"

Kaz leans back in his chair and shrugs. "I'll think about it and tell you."

She nods again and motions to leave.

"What if I disclose our conversation to someone?" He asks just as she's at the door.

She turns, her grin threatening. "Then I'll just disclose the famous hacker Dirtyhands' identity."

His lips curve down in silent defeat. She leaves.

*thats all for now! Since it was getting too long. Let me know anon if you want a continuation of how Inej's first task as the vigilante Wraith ensues..And how Kaz gets tangled in it 😉

SoC Masterlist

[gale-gentlepenguin]

ML fic: A Kiss to Remember: Part 2

(Part 1) (Original fic Idea here)

It took some negotiating but the two were able to establish some terms.

Chat noir managed to convince her to perform the kiss on the top of the Eiffel Tower. Ladybug agreed as long as no one else was there or could see them.

Ladybug said that she would not tell him her response on the Eiffel Tower, but on a location that could be considered mundane. Chat noir agreed as long as it was on a rooftop and not anywhere off-putting.

The last condition was that no one else could hear about the kiss. Chat noir was sad about this last bit, but he agreed to it since he will actually remember it happening.

The two head to the very top of the Eiffel Tower, careful to avoid anyone who would be watching. Now at the very top, the two could look over the city and see the beauty of Paris.

“You know, I always dreamed of kissing you up here.” The cat hero cooed as he watched her roll her eyes.

“I don't know why I agreed to this.” Red clad heroine sighed, clearly not as excited as the cat hero.

“Purrhaps you are a bit curious about my kissing skill.” He teased.

“I will try not to swoon at your talent.” She said with a smirk and a joking tone.

Chat noir took her hand and looked into her eyes.

“With your permission my lady.” Chat noir spoke softly, his tone showing such sincerity and warmth that it almost caught her off guard.

“Permission granted.” She answered, her demeanor relaxed.

The two move in closer until their lips touched.

The blond teen could feel the sparks from the kiss. It was staggering how he felt his heart pound and his head rush. The feeling was so unbelievably wonderful that no poet could ever hope to describe even a fraction of the feeling.

After what seemed like an eternity. their lips parted. As per the agreement, they immediately turned away from each other and went into separate directions. They had gotten a good distance away from the tower and Chat noir found himself alone on a rooftop miles away. He undid his transformation and his face erupted with joy.

“Plagg it was incredible.” The blond model swooned. “It felt like a fireworks display, no it felt like I was sitting by a campfire with hot chocolate in a warm sweater.” 

“It didn't seem that great Adrien.” The black cat Kwami commented as he casually stretched.

Adrien paused for a moment, trying to find a better way to describe it to the cat Kwami.

“It was like I was swimming in a Camembert fondue.” Adrien explained.

Plagg’s eyes went wide.

“That sounds incredible. If it felt that good, you must be glad that you finally remember.” Plagg commented.

“It is the best thing that has ever happened to me, at least until 9 minutes from now.” Adrien smiled.

Plagg’s expression shifted.

“Thats assuming she does admit she has feelings for you.” Plagg pointed out.

“After that kiss, how could there not be something there? I am not thinking she will confess on the spot, but she can't deny there is something there.... right?” 

Adrien felt his confidence and euphoria start to slip. What if Plagg had a point? What if he really is the only one who felt this kiss this way.

“Easy kid, no need to get too bummed about it. I am just saying that just because you kissed doesn't mean you are suddenly dating. All Ladybugs and Chat noir’s have a connection to each other.” Plagg answered. “At least thats what Tikki is always spewing. But I think Sugarcube is just too much of a romantic.”

“So you are saying that there is something there?” Adrien felt his hopes slowly rise again.

“I am saying there is a possibility, Just like there is a possibility that you aren't gonna get together. You humans make things so unnecessarily complicated.” Plagg answered.

Adrien nodded. The cat Kwami was right. There is a possibility of dozens of outcomes. He just needed to believe in the love he had and let fate decide the rest.

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Adrien transformed back into chat noir and headed to the location that he and Ladybug agreed to meet.

As if in sync they both arrived on the roof at the same time.

“Punctual as always my Lady.” Chat noir greeted with a flirty tone.

She didn't respond. As he approached, Ladybug was eerily quiet.

“Ladybug?”

She walked up to him, her expression stoic and surprisingly calm.

“I gathered my thoughts.” Ladybug spoke.

Chat noir felt a chill go down his spine, his Cheshire grin had vanished as he listened to her words.

“You mean a lot to me, you are an irreplaceable partner.”

“Thank you Bugaboo. I feel the sa...”

Ladybug looked up at him, looking right into his eyes.

“I don't see you in a romantic light. I don't have any romantic feelings for you.”

Chat noir might has well have been shot through the heart. It took all of his will to not drop to the floor, to keep up a calm expression as she said that.

“I don't want to give you any impression or inkling of false hope. You are an important person in my life. But I don't see you or our relationship in any sort of romantic light. I don't see you in that way nor do I think I could. I am s....”

“Dont... dont apologize.” Chat noir managed to speak up.

Ladybug had planned on saying more but decided to let the cat talk.

“A wise woman once said to me to never apologize about how I feel... I understand you don't feel the same way. But I would be lying if I said I wasn't hoping that maybe there was something I could grab onto.”

“Chat noir...”

The cat takes a few steps back.

“I will need some time.” Chat noir answered. “ I will move past this, and I will keep my promise. I am a cat of my word. I will also be sure to set up an interview with the Ladyblogger tomorrow. I don't think tonight would be a good night for an interview. So I apologize that you will have to wait another day before the rumors are dispersed.”

Ladybug took a step closer to try and console the heartbroken boy but he put his hand up to stop her.

Chat noir wiped his eyes.

“I will be okay. I am not gonna let myself get akumatized over this. Please don't apologize about this. If anything I should thank you.”

“Thank me?”

“Even though it meant nothing to you. I still got to get a kiss from the woman I love. That is something I will always cherish.” Chat noir answered with a melancholy expression.  “So with all of my heart, thank you Ladybug. Thank you for giving me a kiss to remember.”

Before she could respond, Chat noir had dashed off the rooftop.  She stood for a moment looking at the horizon as he vanished from view.

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(Thoughts? comment? Let me know what you guys think)

[softforcal]

hey, it’d be super cool if you wrote headcanons about slytherin!calum and slytherin!michael being in a poly relationship with a shy hufflepuff. love your writing, by the way, you’re doing great!!!

SLYTHERIN CAL X SLYTHERIN MICHAEL X HUFFLEPUFF READER

-Malum is a mood. straight up.

-okay so you’re the cutest fucking Hufflepuff ever

-and for sure the Snakes have noticed

-Slytherins all secretly adore the innocence of Hufflepuffs, especially you

-you catch Michael’s eye first but soon his best friend Calum notices you too which is when things start to get BIG

-Because Cal is team captain for his Quidditch team and he is a known ladies man, but in a way, so is Michael. he’s known to be a fucking tease.

-so you have two hardcore, dominant, intimidating Slytherins with their eyes on you ALL the time

-you don’t even notice until someone points it out

-and then it’s all you notice

-and they go everywhere together

-you get jittery whenever they’re around and they eat that shit up

-but they hang back, still not approaching and that’s almost making it worse for you because they’re looking and not doing anything

-they’re laughing their asses off about it back in the Slytherin common room because they can see how intimidated you are

-”okay but we actually have to do something.” Michael states

-”yeah.” Cal agrees

-from the start they’re down for Polyamory. they’re buds AF and they have ‘tag teamed’ before so this isn’t abnormal for them

-but they’ve only ever tag teamed during sex so this is sort of new because they’re both interested in you as a person not just a fuck

-because you are adorable and you’re making them both so soft with every cute little movement you make

-so one day you’re walking down the hall when two people show up next to you and you freeze when you realize it’s the Slytherins

-”where you headed?” Michael asks.

-”to study-”

-”great, you can study with us.” Cal grins, his arm going over your shoulders

-he’s super cocky but you don’t try to fight it so he knows its chill

-they take you to a side tower that doesn’t get used anymore and it’s pretty vacant, perfect place to study on the steps

-there’s a flat area at the top of the tower with windows so it’s actually super nice?

-but Michael would stare at your ass the entire time you’re going up the steps to the top of the tower

-Cal is pretty quiet but he can do small talk whereas Michael gets into some pretty deep shit pretty fast

-and they’re usually pretty intimidating but Michael actually is sort of a complete softy… Cal, still intimidating though

-no studying actually gets done, you just sort of hang out with them and there’s lots to talk about

-Michael is super warm and friendly and cheeky but you can tell he’s toning it down for you but he definitely calls you “puff”

-it gets to be dinner time and you all head back to the great hall, you make a move to sit at your table but Michael grabs you, “not a fucking chance Puff.”

-so they drag you to the Slytherin table

-and all the Slytherins just stare at you because yes, Michael and Calum had flirted with many girls, but they’ve never brought one over

-this shows everyone that they straight up actually like you

-”this is Luke and Ashton.” they introduce you to the blondes you always see together, and you know them because they’re on the Quidditch team and are known to be straight up savages

-but then Ashton smiles at you and shakes your hand and you are #shook

-”so you’re the puff these two have been stalking.” Luke says, earning him a smack from Ashton

-they’re all smooth talking pieces of shit but they seem like cool guys

-you’re kinda shook that you’re sitting at the fucking Slytherin table tbh

-so are all the other Hufflepuffs because as soon as you get back to your dorm they’re all on you about the whole thing

-”you disappeared with Cal and Mikey!” “oh my god where did they even take you?!” “i dont see any hickeys. there would definitely be hickeys.”

-”we just hung out.”

-”well thats no fun.” your entire house was ready to hear about a Hufflepuff Slytherin Kink sandwich because no Hufflepuff had been ‘chosen’ by Malum before because ya’ll too innocent and sweet and they aint about to fuck with that

-but then all you can think about is a ‘Malum sandwich’ because holy fuck

-the next day you go to breakfast and you keep your head down, ignoring the Slytherin stares

-you ignore them the whole breakfast because you know if you look, you’ll start thinking about them fucking you because holy SHIT fam

-from their table, Michael and Calum are grinning because they fucking KNOW whats going on in your head

-once again, when you leave the Greathall, these two fall in step with you

-”hey gorgeous.” Cal grins, charisma just radiating off of him

-You drag the two of them to a semi deserted hallway and they’re both kinda shook that a ‘lil puff’ is dragging them somewhere and being slightly dom

-”what’s gotten into you today princess?” Michael laughs

-”what do you two want?” you asked

-”what do you mean kitten?” Michael teases, pushing some hair out of your face

-of course these fucks are going to make you spell it out for them

-and they’re all tall and gorgeous and you realize how intimidated you are, but in the best fucking way

-like they’re gorgeous

-and you’re alone in a deserted hallway with them

-you realize your back is to a wall and they’re closing in

-you can feel your heart beat and they are gorgeous

-and you’re kinda confused because there are two of them, but at the same time they’ve both been giving you super obvious ‘im into you’ vibes

-”i mean…” your tongue gets tied and Calum grins, “come on puff, use your words.”

-ugh he’s so sexy

-”i mean i think you two are into me. and im confused.” you tried to explain, feeling your skin heat up and your pulse beating rapidly

-”what’s confusing kitten? we are.” Michael grins.

-”there’s two of you.”

-”what about it?” Cal said, voice lower

-you look between the two guys

-”so what are you thinking Princess?” Michael asks, grabbing one of your hands and pulling you closer to him as Cal comes behind you, hands setting on your waist

-”you think you can manage both of us Puff?” Cal asks, breath on your neck

-he grins himself against your bum and you almost moan and you know they havent even done anything yet.

-and Michael’s lips are heavenly as he smiles down at you

-but these Slytherins are fucking teases

-”i don’t know Cal, she’s just an innocent Puff.” Michael grins

-”doesn’t seem that innocent to me.” Cal muses

-(holy fuck fam Malum is life jesus shit)

-”so what is it kitten? are you an innocent little puff or are you going to be a dirty girl for us?” Michael asks

-grabbing his face as soon as he’s done speaking because you don’t have anymore control of yourself

-Michael laughs into the kiss, hands cupping your face as he bites at your lower lip

-meanwhile Calum begins kissing your neck

-your heart is beating out of its chest because you, a lil puff squish, are doing this with two of the biggest baddest Slytherins in school

-you hear voices and pull away from Michael but you’re still squished between them as the voices get closer

-Calum pulls back so you can move away as the voices come around the corner, its a group of Gryffindors and they immediately tense up when they see you with Cal and Michael, “are these guys bothering you Y/N?” one of them asks

-”i’m fine.” you assure him, trying to sound confident even though you totally dont

-Michael snickers behind you and Calum is grinning but the Gryffindors leave and you turn back to them, “so now what?”

-”now we take you on a real date.” Michael states

-”or we could skip that and just take you to the room of requirement,” his voice lowers “it’s got a kinky side.”

-woah

-two very good options

-going on that date and Cal opens up a bit more which is nice but its obvious that none of you can stop thinking about getting back to the room of requirement

-Michael chases you back to the school while you scream and Cal walks but watches with a huge grin

-anyone who sees you with Cal and Michael give you weird looks and lots of Gryffindors make sure you’re okay which is hilarious

-until Michael groans about it being stupid and Cal throws you over his shoulder

-people definitely give you looks about that

-yeah, the room of requirement is forever fucked because it knows what its two Slytherins want

-they’re both Doms but its obvious Cal is the one really calling the shots

-its super wild

-Michael calls you puff or kitten and there’s a lot of praise because holy fuck you’re just a lil innocent puff butt “where the fuck did you learn how to do that?!”

-they’re into marks for sure but you’re just a lil puff so they only mark you where people can’t see

-they don’t push to hard the first time and they let you choose things, like you have to initiate sucking on Calum’s fingers and it makes them both flip out because holy shit

-its just pretty raunchy

-it ends and Michael is super soft and cuddles you but Cal is more chill about it

-tbh, part of you assumes you’re just a fuck and maybe you’ll be fuck buddies with them… until the next morning when they sit next to you at your table and shake the entire Hufflepuff House to the core

-”how’s our puff?” Michael asks, kissing your cheek

-half the table gasps

-”you look tired, wonder why.” Calum grins, kissing your other cheek

-the entire table gasps

-and everyone in the whole hall is looking

-so yeah, you’re not just a fuck

-Michael is super soft on you and that’s obvious

-it’s harder to see that Cal is soft until someone tries to be an ass about you with two guys and he fucks them up

-like after that everyone knows not to say anything about you being with two Slytherins

-they’re hardcore and they’re both teasing little shits who are horny all the time

-Michaels a fan of trying to touch you under the desk in class

-Cal’s more of an arm over the shoulders kinda guy

-going to Cal’s quidditch matches with Michael and cheering him on

-hella rough post game sex because Cal is hyped

-Michael’s such a sneak too so he always finds deserted places for the three of you to go to

-Michael’s more into boobs and Cal’s into ass so it works out pretty well

-they both big fam. i know it. you know it. we all fucking know it.

-so get ready for that cuz woah

-being a Hufflepuff LEGEND because you’re fucking not one Slytherin but two

-like everyone wants the hot gossip fam

-especially since they start coming by and visiting the Hufflepuff common room. Michael tries to make friends with people in your house and Cal’s pretty quiet but he makes an effort too

-everyone is shook

-yeah but sex everywhere all the time

-you just make them both so soft

-Cal loves to play with your fingers, it’s a small thing that shows people how much he adores you

-anytime your Hufflepuff traits come out they tease you but it’s so cute and they adore it when you get shy

-you’re there little puff baby

-they would baby the shit out of you, it’s just a fact

-and not only will they fight anyone who messes with you, but Luke and Ash also like you and they will cut a bitch

-the four most intimidating Slytherins and you have two of them wrapped around your finger and the other two are like brothers

-yeah. no one messes with you.

-this would be THE shit fam. we all know it.

[missjackil]

14x12 & 14x13

During my re-watch of S14 and sobbing once again through the Brofest Trifecta, I no longer think the decision to end the show next season was made spur of the moment. Im convinced the decision was made a while ago, possibly at the same time they decided to do shorter seasons. Maybe even as far back as before S13, and that's why there was so much push for a spin-off, that ended up being very poorly written. Im not entirely sure, but at least Im confident that there was no drastic recent event that made them want to close up shop. I think they wanted to get to the 300 milestone, and why not take it through the 15 season milestone too, then hang up the flannels. 

They had a lot to celebrate over the past couple seasons, the spin-off (yuck) Scoobynatural, the honor of being given The Supernatural Studios, the 300th Episode, JDM coming back and early sign on for S15, I'm sure no one wanted to bum anyone out with announcing an ending, and take the spotlight from the other things, but now as I rewatched this season, (and even some of last) I can see a set up, most specifically in the episodes Prophet and Loss, and Lebanon.

In s13, they decided to bring back Michael. That doesn't necessarily mean they’d already scheduled an end, but I think they pulled that arc off the shelf for when an end was in sight. Because seriously, as much as I may hear you all moan and groan about how the Michael Lucifer thing is so old and boring, its THE biggest storyline in the whole series, and never should have been shelved. I mean Sam and Dean being the literal vessels of the 2 biggest Archangels is HUGE. It doesnt have to be the main story all the time, but they should never let the viewers forget, and that arc should get a proper closure, which it hasnt yet. 

Now this season has been setting us up for where we are now. (as any season would) but early on, there were hints to an end in sight. Small ones though, just enough to send a little chill up my spine, that yes, the show will eventually end. like in Mint Condition, Dean suggesting next Halloween they dress like Thelma and Louise and get in the car and just go. We all flash back to how Thelma and Louise drove off a cliff. Meanwhile throughout the season, we see Sam slowly unravelling. Dean began unravelling last season, and now the brothers are coming undone. Which brings me to the two episodes that I believe were setting us up for the later anouncement. 

Prophet and Loss was not only the most emotional scene we’ve seen from Sam since S8, and probably even more emotional than that, and Jared has to deliver his most emotional scene to date. As most of us know, Jared had an emotional reaction to the scene that made him not be able to say the words and fit them with the actions. It affected him so strongly that Jensen thought he may be having a stroke, because as long as he’s known Jared, and everything he’s been through, he’s never seen him unable to do the job, and at that moment, he couldnt do it. Jared said its the only time in his whole career he ever went home and cried, feeling like he disappointed everyone. That made me so sad when I heard it, and wanted him to know he didnt disapooint anyone, he did an AMAZING job!

Now, after the annoucement of the end, that scene takes on a whole new meaning. I think (and I stress that its a thought, and Im not assuming I know how Jared thinks)  that if Jared knew the show was ending, saying those lines would be hard as hell. Saying them and knowing we didnt know yet, could be very upsetting. Perhaps he wondered in his own heart that they made the wrong decision (as anyone put in their position would wonder at least 1000 times) and yelling at Dean about quitting, felt too much like yelling at Jensen? “We’re the guys that save the world, we dont just check out of it!”  Go watch that scene again, and try to imagine Jared saying it with what we know now. 

Maybe he even thought of it from the POV of the fans? That maybe thats how many of us would feel once we heard? Could it be even that maybe when he got home, he cried worried he would disappoint us all with their pending news, and the lines in that scene were just too close to home?

Even after the, now iconic, punch/hug “Why dont you believe in us too” Dean’s response was ironic too, almost like they dont need to tell us at all, but respectfully they will, and when the time comes, we do then what we cant do now, put them in the box and let them go.  (watch where you step... my heart is laying around here somewhere)

This brings us to Lebanon. Such a tearfest in itself. My favorite episode yet! But if they all knew the end was in the cards, this episode also takes on new meaning. I dont think it was any accident that they chose to not show a live episode the weerk after the announcement, but to re-air Lebanon instead. It was as though they re-aired it so we could collectively see it in another way, and mourn together a little. 

It’s no secret that JDM loves J2 and vise versa, J2 have said a million times theyd love to have him back, and he has said he’d love that too and how proud he is of them, and will always consider them “his boy. Him coming back was alone a sign the end was coming. How badly we, as well as Jared wanted so bad for Sam to have closure with his father. and we were given a heart wrenching and tearful scene between Sam and John.  Both confronted each other with their issues, chose not to dwell on it, acknowledge they each hurt the other, and theyre sorry. 

Sam said the argument they had was a lifetime ago, it may have taken half that lifetime for Sam to believe and understand, even though he did some messed up things, that yes, Dad loved him. And now, theres closure. 

We soon go then to, what I now believe was a message to us, that the time to part is coming soon. Everyone sad and speechless at the table, and John says “Now as I see it, we have 2 choices, we can either dwell on whats coming, or be grateful for this time we have together. And me, I choose graqteful. So to whatever power brought us together....we owe you one” then each give an individual “amen” That killed me then, and now it kills me in a new way, and its always going to stick in my head now as a message to us fans. 

We move on now to John’s farewell. J2 have said they didnt need to fake any emotions, the emotions where all really there. I now see not just John, but JDM telling J2 “I am so proud of you boys” hugging them both “I love you both so much” Jared so emotional he cant talk, and Jensen mustering enough strength for the both of them to say “I love you too” (I think I heard my heart shattering in a corner somewhere) I will never get over that episode in this lifetime... ever.

After these episodes, we got a break (mercifully) then we got 3 episodes before we got the announcement. In those episodes, we have Cas explaining to Jack that even though Sam and Dean are wonderful, amazing, and special human beings, they are humans and humans shine for just a short time. Someday Sam and Dean will die, and it will hurt, but that pain will remind us of how much we love them. And Jack  thinks like me... “That sounds.... awful”... those words are not a comfort Cas.... nice try though 💔😭

We also have Sam still unravelling, he got a dose of phony happiness, (as did Dean in Nihlism ... as neither place of happiness included each other) yet, it was each other who pulled them out. Sam pulled Dean out of his dream world, the mention of Dean pulled Sam out. Sam knows he wont be happy without Dean, so he presses on.  We still have 4 episodes left of this season. Lucifer is on his way back. AU Michael might be dead, but cage Michael has been mentioned a lot the past few seasons so I think we’re gonna get some kind of real showdown to put that arc to rest.

So now I will always see Prophet and Loss and Lebanon in a new way... a painful way, but Ill throw in an honorary mention of some irony in  Damaged Goods.... regarding the from behind, sneak attack hug, “If it feels like something is up, it probably is” and regarding Sam’s anger when Dean told him his plan, it would have really been messed up and wrong if they didnt tell us, they knew this, so they did.... they didnt have to. 

[aumonstax]

Badboy!Wonho - Part 2

So you’ve been at school for a couple of days now and nothing eventful happened other than Minhyuk making an effort to talk to you in between classes

You just kind of blended in and did your own thing at lunch, you found a spot around the back side of the school under a tree to hang out alone and listen to music, and no one bothered you

So it was the evening of your 4th day at this new school, just a normal Thursday night and you’re trying to do homework but tHEN

…Wonho climbs in through your window…

And you’re like “?? um wtf”

He claims he needed help with his homework

“wow thats not creepy, how do you know where I live and why the f did you not go to the front door, hmm ?”

He claims he’s scared of your dad because he’s gonna judge him and you think he’s kind of nuts but you go to school together and he’s friends with Minhyuk so you decide to give him a shot

While questioning your sanity, you just go along with it and tell him to get out his books so you can help him with his homework

Turns out he didn’t even have a backpack with him…. so … great start

If anyone asked, you couldn’t explain why but instead of sending him away you hang out that night and even though he doesn’t talk much you feel like you got to know him better

You chilled out listening to music together and it just felt so comfortable, like you’d known him forever.

He stays on your bed with you until you fall asleep then he crashes on the floor with an extra blanket.

You wake up in the night and see him on the floor and think it’s sweet and take note that he didn’t try to sleep in your bed

Maybe the ‘badboy’ isn’t so bad?

The next day at school its like last night never happened and he’s back to not talking to anyone other than his crew.

And it leaves you wondering whether or not you expected him to suddenly act like you guys were friends because you hung out one time

Minhyuk comes over to talk to you before class again and fishes to see whats going on because he noticed you staring at wonho now when before it was the other way around.

You don’t tell him what happened the night before for some reason and just brush it off saying you didn’t get much sleep last night.

He goes back to his friends, Kihyun asks why you look so down and Minhyuk tells him that you said you didn’t sleep much

Wonho hears it and tries not to laugh because he knows for a fact you slept well, except for that one minute where you woke up and looked over at him, you were 100% passed out.

So he looks at you curious to why you look so down, you make eye contact for a minute but you’re the one to break it.

That night, he comes back to your window again and you’re like “wtf dude is this a routine now like.. what is happening?”

But you just kind of let it go and hang out with him because he’s really easy to talk to and you realize he’s a lot nicer than a lot of the rumours you hear about him.

plus it helps that he’s really hot but you’re gonna pretend you didn’t think that for your own sanity’s sake with him sitting so close to you on the bed you need to convince yourself you don’t wanna climb him like a treeanyway

Initially you were scared off because he looks like an intimidating dude with the silver-blond and blue hair, and the cold uncaring look in his eyes at school plus the rumours didn’t help

But the warmth you see in him when you’re alone draws you into him, and makes you wonder whats really going on. His smile is like a beacon of light in the middle of winter and you’re sweating

The next few days carry on the same way; with you guys hanging out in your room, not really talking in school but Minhyuk and Kihyun hanging out with you, sitting on your desk and talking in between classes occasionally.

It kind of bums you out and you start to wonder whats going on like is he embarrassed to be seen with you in school?

Why would he basically act like you don’t exist until you’re alone and then all of a sudden it’s like you’re best friends?

The next night when he comes over and you’re dead silent, he’s like … what’s wrong…?

which is different because he’s usually not that talkative and let’s you do most of the talking.

Because he’s quiet and brooding and mysterious and DEFINITELY not because he loves the sound of your voice

You basically explode on him like “why is it we only ever hang out in my room and you basically act like I don’t exist at school ??”

He sighs and sits down and just says sorry.

You ask him to explain why he acts the way he does and he just says it’s complicated.

You tell him you’re surely not that stupid and you’ll get the idea if he would care to explain…

And he just tells you it’s not really safe for him to be openly friends with you, and that’s why he sneaks into your house through your bedroom window and not through the front door like a normal person

“and you’re a really sweet girl, and I enjoy spending time with you but I just don’t want you to get involved with my life too much, because as many rumours as people make up about me… there’s still some truth to it so you’re better off not being affiliated with someone like me.”

And he’s looking at the floor, wringing his hands.

After that you kind of let it go, you still have questions but that felt like it was a lot for him to open up about at once so you give him a break because from what you’ve seen of him he’s not much of a sharer.

You didn’t want to push it in case you pushed him away and,, you were just starting to get used to having him around.

You spend the rest of the night just chilling and listening to music with him and talking about your life, hoping to lighten the mood

Also because he wanted to know more about you and so you decided to share a bit, and complain about the struggles you had/have growing up with one parent and how you wished you had a dynamic like his with friends that you’d known your whole life, and admitted to him that you were envious.

He doesn’t stay this time.

He leaves in the night just after you’ve fallen asleep and goes to deal with some business.

You see him at school the next day and he has a few cuts and scrapes across his knuckles so you’re like ‘wtf when did that happen…’

You wanted to go up and ask him but you remembered what he said about keeping you away from the trouble in his life so you just sit there wondering what happened…

Until Kihyun comes over with snacks to share, knowing you probably didn’t have breakfast, and says hi

And then you take it as your chance to ask what happened and he shrugs it off like ‘idk the details but someone owed him money and he was getting impatient’

and you’re like ‘what,, the hell.. he never told me that he beat people up ??’ and shit, you just thought that he was dealing drugs or something.

You never took him as a violent person, no matter what other people said about him none of them actually knew him… but you did.. and then you started to see him differently after it hit you that you didn’t know him as well as you thought. Or that he’d led you to believe.

Realistically you couldn’t have known him that well after like what a week? 2 weeks?

So you decided to step back a bit and remind yourself that what he did, or didn’t do, wasn’t your business and you had no obligation to him.

After all it’s not like he was your boyfriend

That night was different.

He knew something was wrong when he stopped by your house but all the lights were out,

Strange… maybe you were in the bathroom and just didn’t turn your bedroom light on.

He climbs up anyway and goes to open the window… but it’s locked… and the curtains are closed… did something happen ?

In the past 2 weeks of you hanging out he couldn’t recall you’d ever locked your window, plus it was only a little after 10pm

He couldn’t remember doing anything the night before that would have made you mad at him,

But did he say something wrong ?

Or was it because he didn’t stay the night?

He decided to just hang out in your tree for a little bit, he’d climbed all the way up there and had nothing else to do so he may as well just chill.

After about 30 minutes of him sitting in the branches with his eyes shut, just taking in how peaceful that moment was … your bedroom light turned on, and he jolted up because he wanted to know what was going on

So he knocked on the window a couple of times  …nothing..

So he waited a minute and knocked again, louder this time

Heard a shuffle like feet across your rug and then the curtain opened.

You looked pissed.

He knocked again, eyebrows raised in question and you open the window and you’re like

‘what the fuck are you doing just hanging out here?’

And he’s swinging his legs like a child

‘idk why you still up?’

and you’re like ‘… I had.. to pee ?’

You let him in so it would be less obvious to your dad and the neighbours that he was there, and then you’re both like …. soooooo…

and he just deadpans ‘are you mad at me ?’

And you’re like ‘well… I was trying to sleep and you’re being creepy as hell just hanging out in my tree in the dark, and banging on my window hella loud for some reason so yeah I’m a little ticked off.’

and he scratches his neck feeling awkward

‘yeah but you never lock your window or close the curtain so something was already wrong before I came here.’

you just look at him like bruh…

You reach out to him and flick the cut on his hand

and hes like ??

'UMMMM OUCH why did you do that??’

And you’re like 'hm idk why didn’t you tell me you were fighting peoplelike isn’t that something you should have told me when I asked you about what was actually going on in your life? like you clearly glossed over some important stuff but sure just casually forget to mention that..’

You could tell he felt uncomfortable but you weren’t really sure if you cared at this point

Like you asked him to tell you the truth about what he did and he left a big chunk out of it, like he was so vague the night before, that you could have interpreted it so many different ways. It wasn’t fair to just assume you knew exactly what he was talking about.

He’s like 'Okay…. obviously I wasn’t fully honest with you about what I do or why my life is too dangerous for you to get involved in, but I just didn’t want to drop all this information on you at once and have you be overwhelmed. I like hanging out with you, and I thought … you wouldn’t want to be my friend anymore..’

and your heart does a lil flip flop

He was scared I wouldn’t want to be his friend anymore

'Yeah I get that… but now that I know there’s more to it all, can you actually tell me the truth?’

It felt unfair because you’d been so open and vulnerable about your life and how hard it’s been for you but you felt like he still had this big wall up between you.

He tries to brush it off by turning your speakers up

’I like this song…’

and you’re like ’?? Um I think the fuck not, you literally just admitted that you shouldn’t have held all this back from me so why are you still holding back as if I’m not trying to get you to open up’

He sighs in defeat, knowing you’re right, before telling you about how hard it is for him to trust people and that’s why the rest of Monsta X are the only people he really keeps close because he knows he can trust them. Even then, not all of them fully know everything about him because hes such a private person, like the only 2 that actually know EVERYTHING are Shownu and Changkyun.

And you’re like '… yeah but you can tell me, I opened up so much to you about my life and I just felt like I could trust you, so I want you to be able to do the same with me.’

He realizes you’re right and he could just see how good of a person you were from the amount of time you spent together so far, and he decided to let it all out.

He told you everything. About the debt. His mom. The business going under. The loan sharks. Everything.

[stealth-spiderr]

roommaid // t.h. & h.o.

roommate!au

This was requested by an anon about a week and half ago!!! i hope i did it justice lmao i really loved the idea!! ((return and let me know if you ever read it anon))

summary // you move in with tom and haz but misunderstand when they mention you’d have to cook and clean a lot considering they’re away quite often and bois gotta make it up to you

pairing // platonic!tom holland x fem!reader x platonic!harrison osterfield

warnings // some swears?? thats prolly it??

word count // 1,631

You knocked on the door of your soon-to-be new place, letting out a deep breath to calm your nerves. You’d been emailing with the two guys that already lived there for the past week, but this was your first time meeting them in person and you wanted to make a good impression. They’d already told you some the expectations they had for their new roommate and you wanted to look like you met all of them just by looking at you because you were frickin desperate for this. You’d been hunting around for months for a place within your budget and where you didn’t feel uncomfortable with the other people living there. Tom and Harrison’s place seemed to be the best option you’d come across so you weren’t about to let it slip away.

The door opened and you were met with a pair of striking blue eyes, you immediately smile as both of you say hello at the same time.

“(Y/N), nice to finally meet you in person. I’m Harrison,” he introduces, holding out his hand.

You shake it firmly, “Likewise.”

“Yeah, come on in. Tom’s in the lounge room, just on the right. Do you want a drink or anything?”

“Uh, please, just water, if that’s okay.”

“Sweet, I’ll grab it and meet you in a sec.”

You nod and wander into the house, taking in the scattered pieces of spider-man merchandise. A bark draws your attention to the couch, where a man with brown curls holds a blue staffy on his lap.

“Hey!” he calls with a smile, trying to wave without releasing the dog.

Tom Holland, you realise, now the spider-man stuff makes sense.

“Hey,” you reply, “you don’t have to hold onto her, I love dogs.”

“Her name is Tessa, but we usually just call her Tess.”

You nod as Tess comes bounding over to you, you bob down and she jumps at you, trying to lick your face. You lose your balance and fall onto your bum but you continue rubbing your hands over Tess’ body and she rolls onto her back so you can scratch her belly.

“Well, she definitely likes you,” Tom laughs, coming over and sitting beside you. “I’m Tom, by the way.”

“Yeah I guessed that, considering Harrison answered the door. Also I’ve seen some of your movies, you’re really talented.”

“Thank you, I try, ya know,” he says with a laugh.

Harrison comes back with a drink for everyone and the three of you move to the couch and the guys talk you through everything they hadn’t already mentioned in emails and answering any questions you had.

“Oh, one last thing,” Tom says quickly, interrupting Haz, “obviously we’re not gonna be here a lot so would you be fine with cleaning and whatnot by yourself?”

“Yeah of course, doesn’t bother me at all!”

“Great!” Haz grins, “So we still need to get another key cut, but you can start bringing your stuff in whenever you’re ready.”

So time goes by and you’d become quite good friends with Tom and Haz, when the weren’t gone for weeks or months at a time. But when they were gone, you actually came to enjoy cleaning the whole house. It made it easier not having to clean around the two of them as well, and gave you the opportunity to clean their bathrooms. You’d always play your favourite music throughout the house, imagining you were in a cleaning montage in a movie. This habit carried on even when Tom and Haz were home, except you’d have headphones on and use much less dramatic dance moves. Sometimes they’d pretend to help you, but they’d just be dancing with you and nothing would end up getting done at all.

You excitedly skip up to the front door, arms full of shopping bags that were filled with everything you needed to make cookies as well as some other groceries you need. Tom was home from doing press for Infinity War and Haz had gone back to his family for a couple of days to catch up a little. You kick the door rather than opening it because your hands are full, but it barely takes a second for it to swing open revealing a grinning Haz, who takes most of the bags from you. The pair of you walk to the kitchen and chuck everything down on the bench and you start unpacking everything.

“Ah, there’s my favourite girl,” Tom’s voice calls.

You smile a little, but assume he’s talking to Tess because he calls her that often, so you’re surprised when his strong arms wrap around your waist and pull you from the floor. You squeal and tell him to put you down, which he does, and you turn and give him a proper hug.

“How was it?” you ask, continuing to put things away.

“Yeah really good, how were things here?” he replies.

“Fine, yeah. You should look around because this is the cleanest the house is gonna be for a while now that you’re home.”

He playfully bumps you,

“You don’t need to clean the whole house you know, Haz says, “Tom and I can do it, especially our own bathrooms.”

“What are you talking about, isn’t that the main reason you wanted me to move in? Keep the place clean and shit.”

The two guys look at you with wide eyes before they start sputtering at the same time.

“Uh, no, definitely not, oh my god. You thought you were here to clean?”

“God no, we wanted someone here while we were away. Wow, I’m an idiot.”

You couldn’t entirely place who was saying what, but you were so embarrassed that you’d misunderstood their intentions of you. Tom and Harrison were mortified realising they’d accidentally come across like they wanted you as essentially a live-in maid.

“I am- I’m just gonna, um, leave and possibly never return, bye,” you stutter and hurry out the door again.

You wander around for a while, trying to ignore the fact you’ve been such an idiot to think they just wanted you around to cook and clean. The sun’s setting when you finally decide to head home, you didn’t want to be out in the dark so you walked as quick as you could.

When you stepped inside you could just smell burning. You jogged into the kitchen to find Haz and Tom frowning at a tray covered in charred… something.

“What the fuck was that supposed to be?” you ask.

They both look up at you and relief fills their eyes.

“We are so sorry we made you think you needed to be cooking for us all the time and cleaning everything,” Haz apologises. “That definitely isn’t what we wanted, we wanted a roommate and we couldn’t have found a better one, you’re the bestest friend we have. We’re the holy trinity.”

“For one, ‘bestest’ is not a word,” you begin. “Two, I thought the holy trinity was you two and Jacob, and three apology accepted. I’m and idiot for thinking that’s what you wanted to start with.”

“We’ll be the three musketeers then?” Tom suggests.

“Done deal,” you agree, “now tell me what you were trying to make, unless you were actually aiming for charcoal.”

“Chocolate chip cookies,” they mumble at the same time.

“Cookies? I think they were cookies, like, an hour before you took them out of the fucking oven. What happened?”

“Went out to play with Tess while they cooked, and kinda forgot about them,” Tom answered.

You roll your eyes and smile, “Of course you did. Why don’t we start again and I can-”

“NO! We wanna make it up to you for doing everything for us,” Haz whines.

“Guys, I love you but I’m not gonna sit here at let you waste another batch of cookie dough.”

“How about you supervise then? Make sure we’re doing everything right?” Tom asks.

“Honestly, if we hadn’t forgot about them before I’m sure they’d be fine so maybe just make sure we set a timer?” Haz adds.

“That I can do,” you agree, “and I wanna lick the spoon.”

So Harrison was right, they managed to mix all the ingredients together and put globs of it on the tray reasonably well, without additional help from you. You made sure all three of you set alarms for when the cookies would be done, before ducking off to have a quick shower.

Tom insisted on having a movie night, and letting you pick the movies so there you were, sandwiched between your two favourite guys, Tess on your lap and plenty of snacks around you. You’d chosen In The Heart of The Sea to start with, Tom whining that he didn’t want see his ‘ugly mug’ on the TV, but you insisted.

“Oh, Tom,” you gasp suddenly, half way through the film, “I just realised what’s different about you from this movie.”

“What?” he questions, as you pick up one of the cookies.

“You’re missing a little something right here.”

You pry a chocolate chip from the cookie and press it onto his chin, sending you and Harrison into a fit of laughter, Tom scoffs and tries to hold back laughter as he picks the chocolate off his face.

“Fuck off,” he mumbles, a smile finally twitching on his lips.

“Fine,” You sigh and lean more onto Haz who throws his arm over your shoulder.

Tom however just slides over a little more, eliminating more of your basically nonexistent space. All three of you also have a hand gently stroking Tessa, who’s sound asleep, and none of you move for the rest of the night. Falling asleep in the awfully uncomfortable positions you’ve found yourselves in, no doubt giving you weird aches in the morning.

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BLUE & LIBBY - text thread 001

texts from 3:55pm to 7:01pm

blue

hey lib. (: havent talked today. just wanted to drop in and see if u were doin alright i have memes if u need them

libby

i mean, technically we did talk. i reminded you of the moment the world stood still: when valentine and you made contact (1) time. are you okay though? you seem a little, weird

blue

i maintain that valentine was an alien in a spider suit that wanted to destroy me but u know what I mean djdjdjd just chats between us. the gc has been a june holden fest lately lmao hope it works out for them tho anyways i am always weird in ur eyes djdjhd. but im fine. shit was crazy that night and we never really got to talk about what happenedand if u wanted to talk i just want u to kno im here ABOUT NADIA bc yeah kdjdjjd

libby

don't talk to me or my son ever again yeah, wow, okay so holden stayed over the night. i only know that because i saw his stuff in her room? i think she mentioned that like, it was a one time thing but i feel like... he might be coming over again which.. is Interesting oh. yeah, no i think i'm okay. i guess just in shock. june is very broken up over it, so i'm doing my best to be a good pal, and bring loads of ice cream and kisses. /: do you wanna talk? about nadia? i know that she like, meant something to you

blue

ok good luck getting me to stop talkin to u but as for valentine? bye Felecia! is that right. hmm well he doesn’t seem like much is goin on so maybe they were just,, hanging out. bringing a bag over is pretty damning tho. and if he does come over and u see him tell that bih he owes me $ bc he ate my fucking chorizo salad ): r u proud lib?? I ate a salad by choice well I would have if Holden wasn’t a lil birch bitch DONT CENSOR ME fuck. im sorry. ): i actually wanted to see june today tbh. but if u need anyone pls let me know alright? id skip practice if u needed me, lib WELL. i mean ok i was sorta close with her in middle school and she’s always been a friend and I just. I’m just fucking numb tbh. I really can’t believe it

libby

i'll have you know that valentine died shortly after my 18th birthday so ): idk idk, why would they hang out in her room if they were "hanging out"? like they have history. i feel like thats, a little too ... suspicious given the context. in a good way though. like i hope it works out theyre both so miserable without each other. oh my god!! look at you go! so proud of you, dude! ( even if you never got to it lmao ) no, no, it's okay. june needs all the support she can get, and i don't wanna impede. i'm really fine, i just sort of need to accept it and i guess reflect on how terrible it is. she was a really sweet person and fuck i really cant believe any of it i guess

blue

fuck what kdjdjdnd I thought valentine just yeeted shit that’s not a good way to put it fuck but. im sorry lib ): ok I take it back Valentine was alright. still scared the fuck out of me tho all i know is that if i loved someone as much as holden loves june, i wouldn’t let you go **THEM fuck Damn phone Typos Djdjhdi can’t believe u make me eat green stuff its truly CRUEL whomst? I only know nadia just didn’t fucking deserve any of this. shit even daisey didn’t. i just want to protect everyone and i don’t know HOW it goes without saying that im happy to be ur uber driver for the indefinite future

libby

no omg, i took good care of my boy. idk what happened, they can live up to like 15 years so i was pretty bummed tbh. i was a bad mom he appreciates your support from the grave though i mean, i guess. but not everyone you love is going to love you back, i think that's where holden's at. not everyone wants to be clung to, and june seems reluctant besides, you know all about that. holden, the love of your life, loves june. how sad it's good for you!!! i'm helping i ... feel so badly for both of them. i can't imagine how their families must be feeling, fuck. i hate this. i'm moving to spain ah, dude you don't have to do all that. you probably are busy with practice, and holden, and work. thank you tho

blue

im sure ur a great mother. ): but still valentine was lucky to have u. and im sure he misses u in his weird spider heaven web of flies and whatever it is spiders like idk ill dm peter parker and find out i mean... guess that’s true. I suppose I dont get to see how june feels most of the time. i just wish they’d talk about it and sort it out at least. they both deserve to be happy holden is the loml that is true aksjjsjd. holden has enough room for both me and june in his heart. so i mean technically i can love someone else too?? but enough about that lmfao you definitely are helping. even coach has noticed dkdjd. making me better without even trying u can’t move without me who’s gonna get me free popcorn ): you’re just as important as practise and holden to me, lib.

libby

god, i miss him. you think the girls would be mad if i bought another one? like, to keep in my room.  i know! they're both obviously still in love, you can tell. i can't wait for them to overcome this and get to be together. also, im grateful for the amount of sleep i'm able to get now that... the room next to mine is less loud welp, i hope you find someone who is willing to share you with holden lol oMG, REALLY? IDK WHY THAT MADE ME IRRATIONALLY HAPPY LOL. WE CAN GET SALAD LATER let's go, we'll go to spain and take on a new identity. we can live along the coast and work in a bakery or something. get a puppy don't show holden that text he might cry. but dsjflk thank you, you're very important to me too. kinda my best pal

blue

u would have to ask. but if you did get another what would u call it? thanksgiving? funnily enough valentine is only a few weeks away. a sign?? i mean fuck ive known holden for years and can confirm he is happiest when he’s with june. when she’s not roasting him at least lmfao. and if my MasterPlan works im afraid things will get bad again djdjdj. I can take one for the team and try to get them to come over here tho - u don’t need to deal with that shit i hope i do too tbh. and who would I want it to be u ask? that’s right. danny devito. LETS NOT GET TOO CRAZY IVE ALREADY HAD THREE VEGETABLES THIS WERK AND ITS ONLY TUESDAY. I think it’s popcorn time 8) bold of u to assume i know where Spain is dkdjdjdjdj well he’s gonna catch on soon enough we spend every day together at this point lol

libby

i was gonna name this one patrick, after st patricks day actually lol. yes you know what's also approaching that is more important? your birthday! i know, it doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure that out. he's v much a relationship kinda dude, actually bc he's also kinda slutty lol. but even june is sad and its just, SO HARD. i hate when people are clearly, happiest together are like, nO IM GOING TO PROLONG THE MISERY. i feel like we're in a rom-com. how do we get them back together? i'll let him know. my v-day gift from me to you oooo, should i get the skittles ready too then? popcorn is kinda of a veggie if you think abt it omg, okay well now you can't come with me. offer rescinded. im going with the hot cop lslsfkjdjkldfs i mean its not like we're doing anything weird, so its okay, right?

blue

ur so cute wtf. although if u did do this i hope u know im calling him patrick star. also how the fuck do u tell if its a female or a male spider theyre so small and gross. fuck it is too lol. i dont have any money so im gonna let ppl down on the party front lmao. ud still come tho, right? how can he be both slutty and relationshippy. like not to be weird bc i know hes ur cousin and all dkfjgg but he doesnt.. have people over anymore. unless hes someone learned not to stomp around the house WHICH I DONT BELIEVE. and ha hA im already on plan 384 to get them back together get on my level lmao.  we just gotta force them to spend time together tbh. does that mean i have to give u the hot cop for valentines bc i mean. i would if that's what u wanted but im sure u can do much better than him OH FUCK UR RIGHT OUR WHOLE RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN A LIE TO CONVERT ME TO VEGGIES HASNT IT r u breaking up with me? well fine, ill take the dog ): it's... it's not weird unless we make it weird. and we haven't. have we?

libby

fdsjfjdsl shhhhh, back at you. Patrick Star will be his full name, i promise you this much. as for gender idfk, i am honestly assuming its pronouns lol. i'd be sued by the LGBT community if they knew. also dude, of course. i'll make you cupcakes. plus i know what i wanna buy you! i  can't wait dude what? really?? i thought he was seeing people this whole time, holy shit. dude he's really messed up over this huh? wow, okay, we need to kick this into high gear and have them get back together. tell me your plans. omg, no you clown. i don't even like him that much, he's just pretty. i do like... some personality and he has 0 GOD MY PLAN HAS BEEN FOILED. I CANT BELIEVE IT like i'd ever let you take the dog. she's mine sdfjlkdsfjlk iDK DUDE. I MAY HAVE MADE IT WEIRD BUT WE'RE BAD AT TALKING ABT STUFF, SO WE DONT HAVE TO LOL.

blue

do spiders even have gender i thought they were just the minions of evil lmfao lib u rly dont have to get me anything, really. altho now im curious tbh. but get ready for me to get a lit gift in june >:) ill even wrap it myself which says a lot bc i cant wrap for shit but i want it to be personal lmao not many that im aware of atm. will give u info is this changes. huh we r spies lib. >:) but i dont have any current plans except trying to force them to go in a photo booth together or something when we eventually go to the arcade djsjdh omg how did u know. but idk everyone speaks about him like hes gOD he’s just a dude. eyebrows on fleek tho I will say that IM SO HURT UD USE ME LIKE THIS LIB. ALL THIS TIME WE WERE GETTING CLOSE AND U WERE ONLY HERE FOR THE VEGGIES so u get Spain AND the dog. what do I get, sadness ???? you haven’t made it weird lib, i promise. not to me, anyway. maybe we both wanted the same thing. maybe. oR MAYBE NOT LMFAO but yeah we can talk about whatever lol

libby

don't talk about nate like that omg! i want to, plus its a surprise so no asking what it is. also wow i cant believe you remember my birthday, lol. you dont have to get me anything. you can buy me an ice cream though oh my gOD THAT'S BRILLIANT! aw, what if they take one of those cute kiss pictures in the photobooth like in the movies? i can't wait for them to love each other again, they're so cute. are you jealous that no one is talking about your eyebrows? you have nice eyebrows and nothing to be jealous abt GOD, IM SO SORRY. ROY HIRED ME. HE WAS WORRIED ABT YOUR HEALTH. IM SORRY YOU HAD TO FIND OUT THIS WAY. I THOUGHT YOU NEVER WOULD /: you get the memory of what we were to keep you warm right, cool. noted

blue

why do u talk about the string bean all the time i know u grew up with him but seriously he's like a pale pipe cleaner that i dont need in my life ofc i remeber ur birthday lib. dont u remember ur 10th?? probably the best day of my life lmao. and if u get me something i get u something thats how this works as long as june doesnt say anything mean and holden say anything stupid, its a pretty solid plan tbh. im not jealous HOW DARE ROY PLAY ME LIKE THIS. cant believe u betrayed me lib, after all we've been through ;-; but what if i want something to sell off now that u took the house oh fuck lib i didn't mean it like that. just... pretend i said nothing ok and. yeah talk about something else

libby

hey sorry, i gotta go. talk tomorrow.

blue

oh is everything ok? but alright talk tomorrow then i guess bye lib

libby

night

blue

its 6pm lib but okay night

blue

lib if i did something u dont have to tell me but pls know i didnt mean it, whatever it was. i hope youre okay. but i wont bother u again i promise. just. yeah

libby

it's okay, dude. i'm fine. it's honestly my own fault, it's not you. you're always great. i'm sorry. it's fine

blue

i dont understand what ur talking about but i can tell u dont want to so ill just... leave this. but you're always great too lib. the greatest, in fact. just let me know if ur still coming to the arcade later or not yeah

libby

i guess i'll go. i like pacman.

blue

if u... if u change ur mind i understand. but i really hope u can make it.

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[to: snookums] ohhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiitttt[to: snookums] karkat[to: snookums] karkat dont put your apron on tonight[to: snookums] get what this sly guy is sliding onto our semi polished table tonight[to: snookums] thats right i found a fucking coupon to pizza huttttt[to: snookums] and it expires two days from now[to: snookums] so its happening[to: snookums] mother. fucking. stuffed crust.[to: snookums] and i know youll be excited about that easy clean up part too[to: snookums] my treat because i love you so much[to: snookums] pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzza[to: snookums] fuck yeah

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[to: karkat] i feel like ive messed up a lot[to: karkat] and youre trying to do that thing where youre being quiet about it but youre secretly being good to me by not bringing it up[to: karkat] ive never felt like such a bum to lose both my job, home and myself[to: karkat] not once, but factually twice[to: karkat] and you still[to: karkat] took me back in a fucking second time[to: karkat] dont even bat an eyelash doing it[to: karkat] and i dont... want you to keep wasting your time with taking care of me because im too much of a loser to actually keep my life together[to: karkat] i care about you a lot dude[to: karkat] and i just feel so bad [to: karkat] you deserve better than me mooching off your good nature to your friends[to: karkat] youre always there for me and like[to: karkat] what can i even do to ever give that back to you?

[wolfwhiteflowers]

ranting on TWD s9 again. :] ... other rants in #*twd or #*twd s9h

uh this is more about recent news, recent filming spoilers. Also FTWD deaths. -Carol, shows, pro-Rick. 

‘wait and see’ is hard. I guess I just want TWD AU to be good too and hoping/waiting is hard.

i guess i go rant till next year lol.

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Lately im just waiting for more info on Carol. I wanna know what Carol will be like in s9, TWD AU or the fumbling dead...BUT the filming spoilers tho...it’s like rubbing salt in my wounds about TWD’s potenial runied/AL leaving over and over.

It’s all just a bummer. I should not read into the filming spoilers that much. ..and omg avoid forum drama.

 Like I wanna see spoilers and I can’t help but hope for good Carol spoilers. Like getting spoilers about Caryl (and answers about C/E), Carol & Henry, and Carick/TF. :((( But then I get sad again and again. Idk what’s going on. I guess I assume there’s no good Carol spoilers and no Carick. :((((  Actually it’s just seeing any Rick spoilers is just sad. Also this whole Rick (and Maggie) dying/leaving the show thing is like dragged out rubbed in our wounds all till like when the ep airs their death/leaving. Like November or December.  Ugh. I just wanna get it over with it and to know what’s canon. Cry and move on. :\ So then we can make TWD AU fanarts..or do it now. ......I think it’s good to know what’s canon so then we don’t wonder and worry about avoiding it. It doesn’t mean to watch the show live but just reading it and know it and then just let it go and then make fanarts. xP

I was gonna not watch s9 anyways but dang just learning about s9 or what is canon ...is hard. sigh. but in time we will be alright. ...

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TWD s9 speculations ~

so some filming spoilers coming out sounds like the gory comic death scene will happen. The heads on the pikes, killed by Alpha. They’re gonna film a zombie herd soon and whisperers may be part of that, I guess. i think of FTWD s4A and the deaths of Nick and Madison and how it seems like cheap deaths. I guess Rick and Maggie will go out like that... boring. not moving,imo. Doesn't impact the story or..............I’m just bitter. I just really want a good ending for Rick (thee main character). Like he saved his people and he dies and everyones lives without walkers as a threat and they’re safe in a community forever. 

  Travis’ death was meh (k it was really bad. wtf). ..I know I just won’t like whatever will happen with Rick and/or Maggie. For some reason, I feel like some characters got a good death scene for the overall story. Like Glenn, Sasha and Carl,imo. Their deaths were like they brought a new chapter to the story/show. Idk I liked Sophia and Merle’s deaths too. Anyways, their deaths changed the story. ..Or I guess they changed Rick characterwise in his story.  sigh.

Dang it’s like three weeks and AMC still didn’t confirm it or anything about AL leaving news. It makes me think AMC/writers wanted it to be a surprise that Rick dies/leaves the show (like how Nick and Madison died). ugh that’s even more lame. 

Dang it’s like AMC/showrunners? doesn’t let fans to trust them or get them excited at all for the story. It’s like some writers/AMC don’t care about the story’s core story and the fans.   So blah. I know some fans were disappointed that they were ‘spoiled’, but like that’s way to hard for me to handle that. I’m glad it was leaked and for me to know ahead of time...though the waiting and the dread sucks. 

UGH Skybound mailbag thing makes this hiatus worse by dragging the unknown..rubbing the salt..with their vague spoilers. And saying it in a troll way too. It’s cos we don’t know what’s up with Carol and writers made it that dumb way on not making it clear in their lackluster s8 finale (s8 finale shouldve been like s2 finale foreshadowing timeskip and next arc-Michonne/prison). I just wanna know if C/E happens or not, or Caryl be endgame, or will Carol ever have romance, will Carol interact with TF/Rick/Henry, in this TWD AU. geez. ...I want spoilers. I want confirmations and then leave the show-canon alone.

Carol speculations in s9.

- uh it seems like Carol is in Kingdom and just hanging out with Henry and Kingdomers in 9A. idk about Carick but we got a lit bit of something from filming spoilers, in 9x01. meh. :\ Some Caryl moments but how Skybound answered it, idk it depends on how I see it (on tumblr). As long as Caryl still be soulmate-y. Sigh I miss Carol or I miss what the show used to be and the potential. 

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AMC is having a bad year/June, huh? lol ..partly their fault, anyways. wtf TWD shows are like destroying itself and then now the Hardwick (TTD) news of him being an abuser. sigh. Damn we really got BTS drama. :\ With the shows losing their leads, is it part of the lawsuits and diverting away from Kirkman’s story or something? idk.

I just wanna say, poor FTWD fans who watched recently. Writers/Gimple/AMC? litterally just scraped off the original storyline of the Clarks family for to focus on newbies, Morgan. So it’s a spinoff show within the show. ( It’s like TWD in s9 will be doing...with changing to Daryl’s) Anyways that’s really awful to the FTWD fans to suddenly to change the storyline. That’s like ..probably something I would just quit the show ..It’s something to feel like I won’t the trust the writers. Gotta have trust in the writers and the writers gotta gain your trust.

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I was thinking about fandom stuff..and reading some posts. i guess i let it slide that the TWD show was going downhill early on. idk when. most say s6 is when it got worse. i always say that TWD was not the best but it was just a fun drama ensemble show for me. Well thats what fandoms do..they want the very best of the show/media. Also fandom is all opinions...it’s best not to read into it too much.

s2 is my fave season...even when I didn’t feel the TF love like on other shows or when I got annoyed with Shane/love triangle. (why is everything relate to OUAT wank. I learned a lot from that show/fandom. maybe just being deep in the fandom. it hurts more.) Ok like s2 or other seasons compared to s6-8 is different.. Different style and stuff-writers/showrunners.., idk. There are some good moments. It’s also like based on the comics’ story. Most say s5 is the best is what comic fans say is loving the Hunters arc. (s3 and the prison arc-tho i dont like this season). So yeah ..kinda depends on the comics and it’s all show business. Kinda hard to compare or not idk, Kirkman’s comic story may be better because it’s original and flows better naturally. There’s more personal intimate moments with like 5 main characters but the show got other good parts too. (better medium story telling) idk. like the show has Carol and other plots went better, but lack TF moments and many dull characters. Also Kirkman isnt the best writer either so...idk what im saying. TWDG telltale game has the best storytelling. tho super depressing but also got realistic moments.

Just idk Oh well. I watched TWD for the main characters, Caryl, Carol. But lately things are not happening like I want or like it was in s5-6. There’s Less TF (like how the comics are..tho s9/after AOW was hopeful but AL and LC wanna leave.)Caryl and Carol/ TF interactions or Carol part of main plot haven’t happened since s6 and Idk if we come back to that. Like will Caryl’s relationship grow and does Carol and TF moment return-like will we have Carick moments? SIGH Waiting and hoping. It’s tiring. do whatever you want. I’m still a fan of Caryl, Carol/TF/Carick, Richonne.

Idk I’m just bummed and having a hard time with s9 and yet Rick and Maggie are leaving. Yeah ..I just wish I have an ending to just end it but I don’t have one. There’s no end...Idk it’s hard to make an ending to stop and to not hope or expect more. 

I want to not watch s9 yet I want/hope this TWD AU to end it right..blah. I guess till I get more info ..wait and see...

Whatever this rollercoaster ride continues and I probably rant again soon. :P

[samanthasroberts]

Bruce Campbell on the Tragedy of Ash vs Evil Dead: Were Not Star Wars

All he ever wanted was a trip to Jacksonville—until evil came along and ruined his life. Star Bruce Campbell reflects on Season One and his doomed, ’Shakespearean’ hero.

Ash is saving a lot of people, but hes also got a lot of people killed too.

When the gleefully gory first season of Starz horror comedy Ash vs Evil Dead wraps up Saturday, its bumbling hero will have doomed the world to hell for a chance to visit the vacation spot of his dreams: Jacksonville, Florida.

And to hear showrunner Craig DiGregorio tell it, Bruce Campbell will have barely survived the ordeal.

We definitely, like, choked Bruce on liquid. He got waterboarded, but with blood, DiGregorio recalls. Then there was another instance where he kind of went blind for a while because its so viscous and sticky. It got in his eyes and he couldnt get it out.

Campbell sums up 10 episodes worth of guns, guts, and Deadite dismemberments with Ash-approved simplicity: People wanted blood, man, and they got it. 

For more than two decades, of course, what the people really wanted was more Ash. More buffoonery, more of his undeniable heroism, more smirking, brash badassery. And, man, they got it.

Twenty-three years after Army of Darkness, the last in Sam Raimis beloved Evil Dead trilogy, Ash vs Evil Dead brought Campbell back to his most iconic role, picking up with the chainsaw-handed hero well into middle age. The man who saved the world, we learn, has spent his peaceful days in blissful mediocrity, living in trailer parks, picking up women, guzzling beer, and working at a local electronics store. 

The fan-proclaimed king of postmodern cool might have petered out the rest of his life in weed smoke-filled squalor had he not accidentally unleashed evil into the world (again) by reading from the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, the Book of the Dead, while high and trying to impress a girl.

Ten episodes and untold barrels of blood later, not much about Ash has changed. He falls in sort-of-love with a cop, but the romance comes to an abrupt, bloody end. He becomes vaguely attached to his two sidekicks, Pablo (Ray Santiago) and Kelly (Dana DeLorenzo), but their arcs end with them aghast at their friend, who just willingly traded the fate of the world for a chance to skip town with them in his Delta 88. 

Ash may be too foolish to ever grow up, but for DiGregorio and many of Ashs fans, thats part of his appeal.

The finale episodes, to me, show that this guy has grown maybe 2 percent, which is all you can hope for in a character like this, DiGregorio says. You dont want huge character shifts. It would feel disingenuous if he left the season having learned everything. 

This is all to say that Ashs life, on paper, is desperately sad.

Hes a very tragic figure. Hes Shakespearean! Campbell says. Hes a little Joseph Campbell, too. Hes on a heros journey, a bumpy road.

Campbell, whos known for assuming a kind of hybrid persona when talking Evil Deadhalf-Bruce, half-Ashstarts channeling Ashs half-baked wisdom: Cause if youre a lazy bastard, you dont have to go the hero route. You can just sit in your trailer, drink beer, and watch softcore porn and your life is over, he says, authoritatively. But if youre the hero, you gotta step out and make decisions, and some of them are gonna be really bad. People are gonna croak. Ash is saving a lot of people, but hes also got a lot of people killed, too.

That the beer-bellied Ash is so unlike most of pop cultures hyper-competent heroes, Campbell says, is what keeps luring him back to Evil Dead. Hes so flawed. First scene [of the series] that Sam [Raimi] writes for Ash, hes putting on a man-girdle. To me, thats just so awesome, he says. Other directors, theyd be too afraid. Oh, no, we cant do that. That would just be unflattering. 

Im like, Hell, yeah, it is! Ash has dentures, for gods sake! (And a bad knee and a bum shoulder.)

In the season finale, Ash returns to that old cabin in the woods for a supernatural showdown with Lucy Lawlesss Ruby, who reveals herself to be the original author of the Necronomicon. Campbell says the cabins interior set, faithfully re-created room-by-room from Raimis 1981 original, blew him away.

It gave me hives. It made the hair on the back of my head stand up, Campbell says. They got the cabin so right. I could literally walk from room to room and look through a doorway, and through every door was the right perspective down the hallway. Every window you looked through, you saw the correct door the other way.

They had the tape recorder, they had the laughing lamp, they matched the doilies and the tables. He pauses. It was justflawless. So, really disturbing.

The real-life Tennessee cabin that Raimi, his brother Ivan, and producer Rob Tappert (a college buddy of Ivans, and Lawlesss future husband) once scouted for Evil Dead, meanwhile, has long since burned down; only a chimney survives. The topic prompts Campbell into another fit of Ash-isms.

Minus Ashs gruff posturing, one could almost infer a tenderness in Campbells voice for those peoplethe Evil Dead devoteeshe keeps talking about. When asked what reservations he had about stepping into Ashs shoes again, Campbell replies promptly, Just letting fans down, thats the only thing I ever worried about. He betrays his affection when talking about the tattoos that Evil Dead fans send him, too. (He has over 300 saved in his collection.) 

A determination not to let fans down also seems to have motivated Campbells one mandate on set, his bold statement as the custodian of Ashs unique legacy: Im not saying anything that I dont want Ash to say. Its just that simple, he says. And he better not sound like everybody else. Ash has to be an amalgam, he has to be a throwback. Hes a Luddite. But hes an idiot savant. Hes actually a way more complex character than I think most people think.

DiGregorio promises that Ash vs Evil Deads second seasonpremiere date TBAwill divulge more about Ash and his backstory, beyond what little weve learned through his acid trip and three movies.

But Campbell gets to the heart of why fans really keep returning, decade after decade, to Ash and his battle against the undead.

[Evil Dead] was the little movie that could. Were not Star Warswe never were. Nobody was famous in the movie and nobodys really famous today, Campbell says, breaking into self-deprecating laughter. They did their own thing and I think people can relate to that.

Source: http://allofbeer.com/bruce-campbell-on-the-tragedy-of-ash-vs-evil-dead-were-not-star-wars/

from All of Beer https://allofbeer.wordpress.com/2018/05/17/bruce-campbell-on-the-tragedy-of-ash-vs-evil-dead-were-not-star-wars/