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So I watched the new episode and an observation was made
#dogy dialogue#man i fucking HATE randy fr fr#seriously i hate him so so much#stan has gotten shot TWICE and he didn't give a shit each time#hell he even talked his own wife out of caring for her child!!#but when he gets shot the whole world comes crashing down#because the world revolves around him ig 🙄#anyway i made this out of pure spite and hate#i hope randy chokes on the dirt he'll rot in <3#south park#randy marsh#s26#south park season 26#south park spoilers#sp spoilers
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Harry Styles x University!Reader
Faceclaim: Phoebe Tonkin
author’s note: Harry Styles having a “normal” girlfriend is living in my head rent-free. So, here it is. matt_james is the reader’s best friend! I’m apologizing for the lengthy thing, but I figured out to cheat around the 10 picture limit on the app, so deal with it :* This is not the first part of my small series revolving around the meet cute blurb I had written some time ago. This one here is much older *doesn't dare to look at the date written on the draft* Btw: I put a two-week break into his tour (between the European and the NA leg). Deal with that as well :* This is only barely proofread, I'm sorry!
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»ynoncloudnine changed handle to yninhell«
matt_james At least the weather is nice enough to study outside 🤷🏾♂️
[tagged yninhell]
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juneli my shift is almost over! Do you need a refreshment for your hard work? <3
↳ yninhell Uhm… yes please?! 😦
↳ matt_james You’d be my new favorite person of the year.
↳ yninhell HEY! ☹️
↳ juneli Your favorites are on the way! And don’t try to fool me, matty. We all know that YN will always be your favorite person ❤️
oscaratty How much longer will you stay? My last lecture got canceled, and I could use some study time with my friends.
↳ yninhell Did you check the calendar? If yes, you’ll know how long we’re gonna stay 💀
↳ oscaratty It’s this bad?
↳ yninhell Yeeeep. Please remind me again why I decided to study law?!
↳ matt_james Because you’re one of the smartest people on this planet?
↳ yninhell stop over exaggerating, thank you very fucking much.
↳ juneli Love, he is right. Look at all the scholarships you have. It’s okay to brag, especially when it’s earned 😚
↳ yninhell 🙄🙄🙄
↳ yninhell Still, it feels wrong.
↳ matt_james 😯😐
yninhell Can someone bring me my boyfriend back? I think he got wrongly delivered ☹️
I can’t even tag him because he never told me his gram name. Well, not the one for me, at least.
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gemmastyles Excuse me, he forgot what?! HAROLD!! hazmissesyn
↳ yninhell thank you, you are a total gem, G 🥹 You are forgiven, Harold. That name saved you
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↳ hazmissesyn I thought I’d never see the next day 🫣 I am so sorry, sunflower. I’m never thinking about IG, but I know how much you use it, so I should’ve thought about it. Will you forgive me entirely? ❤️
↳ yninhell Already forgiven, love ♥️
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↳ gemmastyles The world is back in order 🥰
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hazmissesyn Oh, my darling love 😢 Should I make a detour before heading to Bologna?
↳ yninhell No. NO! ‘s alright, really. I’m just not used to not having you around, that’s all. Btw I am really sorry for not being able to come with you 😔
↳ hazmissesyn Darling, please. We had this conversation a long time ago. You’re doing what you love, and I am so proud of your academic achievements, my angel ❤️
↳ yninhell Okay 🥺😔 I love you, you know that, right?
↳ hazmissesyn Of course I do, sunflower ❤️ I love you too ❤️
↳ juneli Hi, don’t mind me, I just wanted to let you know that you two are the sweetest, bye!
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matt_james You need some company, rainbow?
↳ yninhell 👉🏻👈🏻 Yes 👉🏻👈🏻
↳ matt_james On my way with some sugar reinforcements 👌🏻
yninhell I got flowers. He sent me flowers. I never got flowers before. I’m crying over a bunch of flowers and a simple little note.
I’m mentally at a very stable and steady place, yes.
I’m gonna leave now because I have a date with the screen of my mac to see my man sing while studying until my brain dies.
Bye.
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annetwist Sweetheart, do you want to come over? We could enjoy the weather in the garden, eat enough cake for a school class, destress from all these exams you handle like a champion, and just enjoy each other’s company? The cats miss you too.
↳ gemmastyles I could make a detour on my way home! I wanted to go anyway ❤️
↳ yninhell Really? You’d do that? 🫣
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↳ gemmastyles Of course, silly. You’re practically my sister at this point. I would do anything for you, sunny ❤️
↳ yninhell Okay, but only if it’s really not a hassle for you, G 🫣
↳ gemmastyles On my way!
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↳ annetwist Drive safe, Gem! See you soon, my gorgeous girls! ❤️
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hazmissesyn Damn, I knew I’d make it worse.
↳ jefezoff Told you those flowers weren’t the greatest idea.
↳ pillowpersonpp Urgh, men. Always have to explain everything to you. See, those flowers didn’t do anything. They’re only flowers. But it probably reminded her that she still has a week to push through. Give this woman some credit.
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↳ jefezoff Oh.
↳ hazmissesyn Thanks, S ☹️
oscaratty And still you manage to look stunning. Mind telling me your secret?
↳ yninhell Years of practice, Attenbourgh. And years of fake it till you make it attitude.
↳ oscaratty Welp, that explains some things.
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hazlovesyn Look at my gorgeous sunflower.
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mitchrowland Enjoy the break, man!
jefezoff We’ll see you in two weeks ❤️
juneli Hi thanks for allowing me to follow you and thanks for making her so happy byyyye
↳ hazlovesyn Thank you for watching after her while I was on tour ❤️
↳ juneli You don’t have to thank me (or us). That’s what best friends do 😊
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yninhell So many pictures with my face on them help.
↳ hazlovesyn I have even more 👀
↳ yninhell You are crazy, love 🫣
↳ hazlovesyn For you? Yes.
↳ yninhell You cheesy bastard 🥰
↳ hazlovesyn Your cheesy bastard 😚
↳ matt_james Awwww. Look at you two 🥰
pillowpersonpp We are really trying to give you some time alone, but I wanna see my friend again, soooo… we’re coming over in a couple of days. Just to give you a heads up x
↳ yninhell S!!!! I’m gonna bake you your favorites. Still up for chocolate fudge mitchrowland?
↳ mitchrowland Definitely! but you don’t have to bake. We can bring something from that patisserie around the corner. You have enough on your plate already.
↳ yninhell Oh, please. Why spend money if we all know that you love my stuff the most 🫣
↳ hazlovesyn I’m teaming up with my gorgeous girl. Plus, baking is her downtime
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↳ pillowpersonpp I’m not saying no to the promised goods 👀
»yninhell via stories«
matt_james Enjoy it to the fullest!
oscaratty A baby suits you.
↳ yninhell Yeah, but not my current life“style”
juneli You look stunning, he looks stunning, everyone looks stunning and is his sister single and interested in woman? Asking for a friend
↳ gemmastyles That is very sweet of you, but I’m in very good hands 😙
↳ juneli Well, at least no one can say I didn’t try ☺️
harrystylesfanpage Harry spotted today in Oxford, England!
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hsfan1 What is he dooooooooing there?
hsfan2 The most important question is: for who is that food in his hand? I saw some more pictures of him in that café, clearly choosing stuff he'd never eat O.O
↳ hsfan3 🤔😦
↳ hsfan4 I don't want to jinx anything, but he was seen there so often by now. Maybe he had a secret girlfriend 🥹🤭
↳ hsfan2 Would explain the weird food buys
hsfanpage Could we please talk about how at ease he looks??? Not a single care in the world 🥺
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hazlovesyn I love you with every fiber of my being, sunflower.
[tagged ynoncloudnine]
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juneli I missed that smile on her face.
↳ matt_james Same
ynoncloudnine I love you more, baby 🥺
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↳ hazlovesyn ☺️😘
oscaratty You two need to bring some sunshine back from Italy!
↳ ynoncloudnine I mean, I could try and ask miss sun very nicely?
↳ oscaratty Much appreciated 😎
↳ hazlovesyn She'd be at your feet, darling, because you're the prettiest sunflower
↳ ynoncloudnine 🥺🥺🥺
↳ oscaratty I really am happy for you both, but please THINK ABOUT ALL THESE SINGLES HERE 😭
annetwist Enjoy the downtime, my two loves 💕
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↳ hazlovesyn Yes, mom ❤️
pagesix Singer Harry Styles was spotted at various places along the Italian coast with a mysterious woman. According to their familiarity with one another, it is not far-fetched to say that the most eligible bachelor of the music industry is... off the market?!
Click the link in our bio to see more pictures of the supposedly happy couple!
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hsfan1 Not page six again. Damn.
hsfan4 This is such an intrusive behavior towards them both. I'm so sick of all these tabloids.
↳ hsfan2 No wonder he keeps his life as private as possible x.x
mymanharry KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN BITCH
harry_fangirl But... I love him and want to be with him 🥺😭
↳ hsfan3 Not to be the bad news bearer, but he doesn't know that you even exist, sweetie. So, shut up 😙
harrystylesfan I hate these pictures SO much, but I'm happy to see him this happy.
↳ hsfan7 Same. The struggle is real tho because we all know how much his privacy means to him.
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hsfan8 Okay, but they look hella cute together.
harrystylesupdate More leaked pictures of Harry with the mysterious woman!
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harrystylespage Oh, c'mon! First page six, now you too??? This is disgusting
hsfan1 Take these pictures down, NOW.
hsfan3 This is clearly a massive violation of his privacy. You're better than this.
hsfan4 I feel so sorry for her. I'm glad the media didn't already find out her name, and she's still safe from those bloody scavengers.
↳ harrystylesfan totally agree. But I fear it might not be long until they find out 🥺😭
↳ hsfan4 We will protect her on social media because she probably makes him super happy and doesn't deserve an ounce of hate.
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dailymail The search has found its end! The mysterious woman who was seen with singer-songwriter and Grammy Award winner Harry Styles on various occasions in the past week now has a name to the pretty face: YN LN, a praised law student at the prestigious Oxford University. Sources close to her say that she and Harry grew up together but lost contact after the start of One Direction. Years later, they met coincidentally in London and revived their friendship—which obviously developed to more!
Check out the link in our bio for the full article about YN LN!
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harrystylesfan Ooooh, you poor bastards.
hsfan1 He will sue your sorry ass.
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ynandharry She turned her Instagram private the second this shitpost was released.
harrymylove that YN bitch has to keep her hands off my boyfriend.
hsfan2 I feel so sorry for these two
↳ hsfan3 Me too. They don't deserve this.
i_love_YN poor babies 🥺❤️
harryismyman How this could've been me, wow.
↳ hsfan4 No, you bloody idiot.
hsfan5 All these people now screaming "this could've been/is supposed to be me": You need a reality check, fucking hell.
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"No!"
The usually soft voice was filled with rage and hell-deep anger as it broke out of her almost shaking body. Her hands were formed into fists, and her heart ached at the thought of what Oscar had done.
How he had broken her trust.
How he had broken Harry's trust.
It made YN feel sick to her very core, almost unable to look into his crushed face, the same tears brimming his eyes she felt. They soon would break the barrier and escape her eyes, the woman was sure of it.
But not now. Not in front of him.
"You will shut your fucking mouth and listen to me, Attenbourgh," YN practically seethed, heart hammering in her chest, the sounds drowning everything around her. "You talked to these idiots! You spilled every single thing they wrote about me! You told them everything about our relationship! You are the reason why they won't leave me alone and why they keep on printing bullshit after bullshit!" The brunette took a shaky breath while one hand rubbed over her cheeks to eliminate every single trace of potential tear shedding. "I thought you were my friend, Oscar. I really, really thought you were my friend who I could trust with everything. But you broke every tiny piece of trust I have ever held for you."
YN felt so worn out. Exhausted. Ever since the first article had made its presence known on the internet, her phone didn't stop ringing. Everyone wanted to be her friend now. Everyone wanted to have a piece of the fame she never asked for. And then, June had called her and told her what Oscar had done. Now, the only thing she wanted to do was to bury herself in Harry's arms and disappear from this planet entirely.
Maybe they could move to the moon.
"YN, please, you have to listen to me!" A sad laugh escaped her at that, and she put the cup of soothing lavender tea a bit too hard down onto the kitchen counter between them. "Why? Hm? So you can lie right into my face? Is that giving you some sort of sick high? I could fucking sue your sorry little rich kid ass, but I just want you gone." She really didn't want him longer in her life than she could humanly endure.
But Oscar didn't grant her this wish, of course not. Instead, he rounded the small kitchen island YN had used as a distancing method, and suddenly, she felt herself cornered as he stepped closer and closer. "You have to understand me, YNN. My parents, they... they cut me off after I told them I would never break up with Jonathan, and... Fuck, I know I made a mess, but fucking hell, they said they wouldn't publish everything and only the parts about Harry and you, and they paid good, and I needed that money to-..."
YN wasn't sure when she had decided to raise her hand and slap his face. The only thing she knew was that she silenced him immediately, and the palm of her hand started to burn like hell. But she didn't even flinch at the pain.
"Fuck. Off."
Oscar couldn't move an inch before a set of feet stepped into the room, and another voice spoke up. "You heard her, mate. Fuck off," Harry almost growled and waited until the defeated man indeed left the apartment before he hurried himself over to YN and gently grabbed for the hand she still had slightly raised. "Oh, love," he whispered at the sight of the skin turning an angry shade of red. Softly, he coaxed her over to the sink and turned the cold water on, slowly pulling her hand under the stream. "I didn't know I would slap him." Her voice seemed far off, as if she was trapped in her own head, and Harry pulled her into his chest, bent his head, and pressed several kisses all over her forehead. "I'm just as surprised as you, love. But he deserved it, so don't beat yourself up too much about it. My wonderful, badass girl."
At least I made her smile, the singer thought as soon as he caught the twitch of her lips and couldn't help himself. He kissed them softly before turning his attention back to YN's hand. "Feelin' better?" At her nod, he hummed lowly and turned off the water, and dried her hand off but didn't release her out of his arm. But YN wouldn't think about leaving the safest place in the world.
"I'm sorry," she suddenly whispered, and Harry made her look up at him, nudging her face upwards with a finger under her chin. "For what on earth are you apologizing, love?" YN shrugged and swallowed dryly. "For exposing your privacy to the world. For making this mess. If I weren't me, if I were some sort of famous individual, it wouldn't be that big of a deal. But... but I'm just me. A poor law student, a nobody. And they won't stop any time soon to drag every piece of information about us, about you, out in the open because it's quick money for them." Ever since she had seen those pictures—and had read every single article circulating the web—YN had felt awful, even though it wasn't even her fault. But her brain couldn't leave her alone.
"Hey Hey Hey." Harry pulled her back into reality, out of her thoughts, by cupping her face with both hands and leaning their foreheads against each other. YN took a deep breath, inhaled his soothing scent, and listened to his calming voice. "It is not your fault. Never was, never will be. You're not a nobody, you're bloody everything to me. And even if you were a famous individual, to use your words, they would be just as much at your throat as they're now. I'm used to this. I'm used to seeing how every single of my steps and my entire life gets analyzed by people who never knew me and never will know me. But you are not. And I will do everything to keep you as safe as I possibly can, my love. I promise."
And YN knew that he meant every single word as she looked into his mesmerizing eyes and nodded, barely palpable. "Okay," she whispered against his lips and accepted the tender kiss of his soft mouth. "Could we... could we go and see your family? Just... getting out of here, turning off our phones, and ignoring the world until you have to leave for your North America tour leg?" Harry smiled gently at her request and kissed her another time, just because he could. "Of course, love. Anything you want."
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variety We had the honor to speak with singer-songwriter and Grammy Award winner Harry Styles during his short break from his Love On Tour world tour.
"It's fascinating—well, fascinating is the wrong word, but I can't come up with another one. But in a weird way, it's fascinating how people who will never know you personally assume the strangest of things only to enrich themselves through other people's lives. It is one thing to do this with people like me—people in the spotlight because we choose this life freely. But it's a whole other thing to do this to people who never wanted this. And no, the fact of dating a human being standing in the spotlight doesn't change a thing about this. We really need to start treating other people's privacy as something sacred again because that's what it is: a space no outsider is supposed to be let in, not even by brutal force."
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juneli 💯
hsfan1 "This will be the only thing I'll say about my relationship until she tells me a further reaching Okay: YN is the most incredible woman on this planet, and I was never happier in my life. So, yes, I have found my match." Gosh, Harry 🥺❤️
↳ hsfan2 He is basically perfect!
↳ harrystylesfan I'm so in love with how he treats her and how he checks in with her if it's okay to talk publicly about them. That's how you do it. That's healthy communication.
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ynandharry I love seeing him this content and happy :)
i_love_YN i think they will be okay. More than okay 💕
hsfan3 He called the tabloid's bullshit out, and I'm sure he already sues the shit out of them.
↳ hsfan4 He actually said something about that. Well, he hinted at it almost at the end: "You do know that my woman is studying law and probably knows every single way of how to sue someone by heart?"
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↳ hsfan3 I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR 😂❤️
hsfan5 I love Happy!Harry. I love their relationship. It's so good for him 💕
matt_james A trip to the bookshop around the corner is better than therapy.
Her words, not mine 👀
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ynoncloudnine I mean, it's true.
↳ juneli I 100% agree
↳ ynoncloudnine Plus, books are way cheaper than therapy. And not so mentally exhausting 😎
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hazlovesyn And there I thought she would only look at me that way 😦
↳ matt_james Sorry, mate. Guess you got outsourced 🤔
↳ ynoncloudnine Oh, please. You knew I love books... just as much as I love you 😙
↳ hazlovesyn That thinking took a bit too long for my liking 🥲
↳ matt_james Don't worry, Harry. She definitely loves you more. She can't shut up about you 👀
↳ ynoncloudnine Yuuuup 🤭
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ynoncloudnine You will always be the keeper of my heart.
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hazlovesyn ❤️❤️❤️
gemmastyles Too. Freaking. Cute. For. My. Heart
juneli 😭❤️
matt_james I called "soulmates" a long time ago 🥰
annetwist My amazingly strong girl. I could not be more proud of you 💕
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gemmastyles She will eat you alive.
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This got way longer than initially planned, but I started this last summer, and now I couldn't stop (no, I didn't get lazy towards the end, nope, nope, nope lol). I think it's bad, but I still hope y'all liked it <33
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