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the following is an excessive outline of notes because this morning i was trying to figure out if the mjf vs ethan page match from yesterday's collision was the first title defense that max has won clean (i.e. without cheating or tricking the ref). short version, yeah it was! long version that i compiled after watching every single mjf match since he won the title (defenses in bold):
vs jon moxley, title changes hands: knocks out remsburg (ref1); pulls out the ring but regal stops him using it; paul turner (ref2) gets knocked out; max taps but there's no ref; regal slips max the brass knuckles and he knocks out mox as remsburg gets up, and gets the win
vs ricky starks, first title defense plus winner also gets the diamond ring: max distracts the ref and hits starks w a low blow that directly leads into the pin. prob the simplest one.
vs konosuke takeshita, title-adjacent (victory gets takeshita a title shot): the submission is clean, but max bites takeshita's fingers a few times throughout and uses a ref as shield twice; after the bell, knocks out ref and uses the ring on takeshita and keeps beating him bloody until danielson comes out to stop it.
vs bryan danielson, 1hr iron-man title match: (there's also a several-weeks thread of max paying LFI to interfere and stop danielson from being able to face max for the title) when they go into sudden death, max hits a low blow on danielson; tries to use the belt but remsburg says he'll be disqualified if he does; tries to use the ring but misses the hit, and remsburg takes the ring; danielson gets max in a submission and doesn't see max grab the rope, and max does a loud tap that doesn't count because he has the ropes, but danielson thinks he's won; max bonks him with an oxygen tank then submits him
tag with sammy guevara vs darby allin and jack perry (title-adjacent; determined whether the title match would be mjf vs guevara or a four-way): for weeks prior, mjf attempts frequently to bribe sammy into throwing the title match to him. right before the tag match, max tries to convince jack to betray darby, and darby walks in on him. during the match, max and guevara work together to cheat in various ways (using ropes for leverage, using their scarves to choke darby) and every time either get caught by the ref or are undermined by their opponent reversing it. max tries to steal the pin from sammy and their alliance breaks down and neither of them can manage a solid move thereafter, and the match ends when darby successfully steals the pin from jack, showing their team breakdown.
vs darby allin vs jack perry vs sammy guevara, four-way title match: this was a no-DQ match, so technically none of this is cheating. but! it still isn't clean either, as we shall see. max hits a low blow on sammy. he takes out the ring to use it, but darby gets him with the skateboard before he can do anything. max grabs the belt while remsburg is saying "really? why you gotta do it like this" which establishes that even in a no-DQ match, you can still fight dirty. max rushes at jack with the belt, but jack wrestles it away from him. sammy takes max out of the ring, and we get that moment of jack holding the belt, trying to decide if he should hit a crumpled darby with it. and this is the distinction: using the belt would be totally legal in the match, but there's this whole emphasis on him Not Fighting Like Max. "remember, mjf said that jack lacks that killer instinct." "will he resort to being like mjf? will he do whatever it takes to become aew world champion" then he drops the belt "oh jack perry wants to win it the right way!" and this is what, for me, cements that there is a max-style of dirty fighting even in the context of no-DQ. then of course when darby is prepping the coffin drop, max puts the belt on top of jack so that darby lands fully on it and is too hurt to fight off max's pin.
vs adam cole, title-adjacent (victory gets cole a title shot), ends in a time draw, which is an interesting variable: max kicks out of a pin attempt, shoving cole into remsburg, who is injured and clutching his eye for the entire rest of the match. while remsburg is down, max gets the belt and tosses it for cole to catch, then lies down to frame him. but remsburg is still hurting and doesn't see any of it. as remsburg is about to get up adam slams max with the belt and tosses it away. he pins max, but by the time remsburg pulls himself over, he can only count with agony and max kicks out of the slow count at 2. max distracts him while kicking a low blow on cole. max puts on the diamond ring, but remsburg catches him about to hit cole. cole pins max, but the bell rings for the time limit at the 2 count.
vs hiroshi tanahashi at forbidden door 2: other than max getting caught using the rope for leverage and an eye poke, the match itself was relatively clean, but near the end max gets the belt and it's immediately taken away by the ref, and while the ref is getting rid of it, tanahashi pins max for 7 seconds, though by the time the ref starts counting it's only a 2 count. while tanahashi is arguing with the ref, max puts on his ring, shoves tanahashi into the ref, then hits tanahashi. he puts the ring back away before getting the pin.
vs kip morst, title-adjacent in that it led to the open challenge for the title that immediately followed. max had no time or reason to play dirty in this one.
vs ethan page, surprise title match! i can't find any of max's usual tricks: no noticeable low blows, no use of the belt or ring, no other foreign objects at all. this match definitely served as a strong spark for ethan's face turn, but i'm curious if i'ts also going to end up being meaningful for max. he won without cheating, but he also won by using one of tanahashi's moves before securing the pin with his own. i have no real ideas, just a loose murderboard of thoughts that i'm trying to pull together. it just feels to me like it has to mean something that max defended in a clean match for the first time, with a move he learned from a previous opponent. idk what though.
#maxwell jacob friedman#mjf#i hadn't seen the defense vs ricky and so i literally stopped this so i could go watch it#what a fucking match!!!!#mjf may be a wiener but christ he puts on a good fight#then i rewatched all of the others#because that's normal.#also the mjf vs takeshita match was the first one i ever watched live and wow what an omen!!!!!!!!!!!#for my life anyway#i'm not really sure why i did all this and typed it out#once i got it in my head though i had to follow it through until i was done#i really only wanted to include title defenses but my brain wouldn't tell me not do ALL of them#its not like theres that many more anyway#appreciate that max thank u#none of this is important or meaningful. i just needed to look at it all in one place#i watched all of these today. is this a cry for help
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moments right before daisuke saves the day and gets all the love and praise he deserves and rescue comes just in time and everyone lives forever the end
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing fanart#myart#digital art#im sso normal about this game every day i get a little more normal and well-adjusted because of it
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where my fellow monster fuckers at 👅👅👅👅👅👅
#dungeon meshi fanart#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#laios touden#farcille#marcille donato#falin#not going to lie labru is the worst thing to happen to me because damn everyones lining up for yaoi and not laios x monsters sniff sniff#sorry cough im. normal#my artwork#rkgk#winged lion#theres not even a ship tag for them im sick#lios..?#laion#😭
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Let the poor man rest.
#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever#and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed#he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death#second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#jjk gojo#gege akutami#my two cents#satosugu
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being a student during peak pandemic was so fucking surreal like. "it's not an excuse to fall behind" I cannot stress enough to you how much A Worldwide Plague Upending Life As We Know It is literally one of The Top Three Reasons to fall behind
#you go upstairs to hear the news talk about the death toll hitting 100k. you get some frozen waffles bc its all you've got stocked up#and you wont risk going to get groceries or takeout. you go back downstairs because you have a 3 page essay due.#you stare at your word doc with lofi playing and wonder why you can't just buckle down and work like normal.#or really. you pretend to wonder#because you know the reason you cant work like normal#you just refuse to allow yourself to believe its reason enough#mine#academia#covid mention
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WAIT GENUINE QUESTION FOR ARTISTS, DO YOU GUYS NOT USE THE SAME CANVAS FOR MULTIPLE DRAWINGS???? YOU JUST MAKE A NEW ONE EVERYTIME??
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(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo
#guys i swear im normal#anyways. guess who this is about :D#no points if you guess correctly because it's fucking easy#pip squeaks#bat out of hell
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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.
#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday#it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold#suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up#maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like#disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck#man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf#so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.
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the 'all marriage is gay as far as im concerned' except its me watching a man and woman character in a show i like and accidentally saying 'theyre so gay' because i literally forget thats not the word for romance because to me all romance is gay
#normally i find the way m/f pairings are written to be really frustrating#not because its like 'i hate straight people' or whatever i literally just want them to actually like each other and communicate#or have an interesting enough dynamic i can stay invested#also i am bisexual and m/f pairings can be nice. but liek they actually have to Be Nice and like eachother or be funny at the very least#txt#scratchpost
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for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal
before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"
and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"
#the truman show#sbs rambles#I keep thinking about how children on popular youtube channels should probably have laws to protect them#social workers assigned to them maybe#I dunno#they did not sign up to have their lives sold for profit#but here we are#tho#I guess none of us signed up for it#and our data is harvested more than ever#god#high-tech capitalism sucks turns out#OH WAIT because tumblr is bad at getting context sometimes#let me specify:#I am not saying that the movie The Truman Show is bad or that it normalizes this#like all good sci-fi (because it is kind of sci-fi) it's there to warn us of what the future could hold#and it did that in a very good way - it's a beautiful movie#I could see someone with a bad faith take assuming I meant that it was part of the problem#it absolutely wasn't. it didn't normalize this; we did#youtube did and social media#it's us that's the problem#or more specifically: big corporations and a lack of regulation#that's the origin of most modern problems
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The manga industry, especially JUMP, needs to hurry up and do away with weekly scheduling for mangaka. There needs to better regulations put into place for their health and safety because this is pitiful. Two weeks - monthly updates should’ve already been the standard for the manga industry at this point. These money grabbers will only continue to put the lives of these artists at stake for the sake of capitalism unless some serious changes are implemented.
#it’s just???#at the end of the day all these people want to do is draw and write their stories and share them with the world#why is death from stress the end game for so many of them#this should not be part of the package when finally deciding that this is what you want to do with your life#rambling#I still never got over miura’s passing man#and Togashi is still here but he’s been suffering from the consequences of overwork#it’s just… all so bleak#fans just need to learn to be patient if these changes are ever made and to be respectful#your fav series is not gonna die just because you can’t get it right now#I’m glad that gege does this now like he takes a break every 2-3 chapters and that’s good#this should be normalized
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something so fucked up about Chat Noir’s whole deal is that he is in a lot of ways Adrien playing a character. Like Adrien picked up his miraculous and was told he’d be a superhero so he was like “ok, time to act like a superhero!” and he lets himself have fun w it and play up the role and let loose and kind of just allow himself to be silly and goofy and have fun and for once in his life not care about performing Perfection™.
But. But none of the other characters KNOW THAT. So everyone just sees Chat Noir and is like “look at this guy’s ego. He’s so full of himself. Surely it’d be fair to knock him down a few pegs” without being aware of how few pegs he actually HAS. He’s like the “insecure character who overcompensates in ego” trope except he’s really not doing it unironically, he’s just having a fun LARP pretending to have self worth in his off-hours but nobody else is on the same page about it being a game and he refuses to tell them. He just dramatically pouts about it and lets them laugh and pretends like he’s not internalizing it and it is almost 3 am and my brain forced me to write this instead of sleeping I’m gonna take a melatonin
#writing this my brain was like: what if he actually likes it?#what if he likes people openly criticizing him in ways nobody actually does to Adrien agreste?#because Adrien Agreste is perfect and can do no wrong. maybe he enjoys being insulted or something#and then I remembered chat noirs multiple breakdowns about feeling unworthy and yknow what yeah I don’t think he likes it LOL#do normal people actually fall asleep when they lie down#if you can’t tell I recently decided to make my random ml musings your guys’ business instead of keeping it to myself#hope you enjoy#buggachatter
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tango doodles
first you make up a guy and then you struggle to draw him correctly
#i need to stop drawing all the faces in 3/4 this is just silly.#gahh#anyways yes! im still on my quest to make tango look at least a little older#because every time i hear his voice the image in my head doesn't fit the sound at all.#dude has a raspy voice that doesn't exactly fit a little guy. if i could id draw him with more realistic proportions but i cant.#because um. reasons.#i can't just give up on my creachur cmon now...#ive noticed recently i tweaked a lot of my designs to be less cartoony. not sure if i like that actually. hm.#man i keep saying stuff like 'oh i gotta make weirder designs' but then i do the exact opposite??? huh?#i should stop trying to be normal. it's really hurting my image#GOD anyways. tags under the post yes.#tangotek#my art#sketch
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Has anyone seen/written any fics where Danny is so used to being an overpowered menace that danger doesn't even register the same for him anymore. Like he's gone against the likes of undergrowth and vortex, he's obviously not going to be intimidated by a middle aged man with sweaty hands pointing a gun at him.
It's all fine until he leaves Amity and starts being put in mildly dangerous situations that don't bother him at all but everyone around him looks super freaked out? And it can range from like being mugged or one of the DC superheroes facing one of their supervillains while all the civilians run away and Danny just keeps going full on ignoring cause not his circus, not his monkeys, but still.
And then he realizes that his reaction is abnormal and people are starting to stare and he doesn't need the extra attention on him but knows he can't act for shit so he just goes for the most deadpan sarcasm he can muster and goes all "oh, nooooo. This is so bad. I am SO scared." And it just makes the stares worse but by then he's committed to the bit and will throw gradually more concerning stuff about his past in conversations with the most dead expression just to see how far he can take it until someone confronts him about it.
#dc x dp#dpxdc#eldritch danny#danny phantom#danny fenton#please tell me someone's already written this#Batman's developing an ulcer just by listening in but won't stop#because adoption problem#danny casually trauma dumping on innocent bystanders (it's the batfam in civvies) just to get a rise of them#joke's on him tho#they also have no idea what's considered normal
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Don't ask how it got into his room
#listen my comics don't have to make sense OR have good craftsmanship. they just have to be stupid#in the daytime i'm Ms. K. just a normal kindergarten assistant teacher who tells her kinders not to scribble scrabble when they draw#but there's something about me that they don't know yet. because i have a secret. i scribble scrabble when i draw all.the time#мой пост#мой рисунок#london special#london special spoilers#miraculous ladybug#adrien agreste#miraculous#ml#ml comic#real talk though every time i post i apologize for it being so messy. but do i ever change? no. I'm like your toxic ex
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As much as I love angst I think it would be funny if he just didnt give af
#Hazel you cant just ask people if they have a dead mom#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fop#fairly oddparents a new wish#headcanon#fop hazel#hazel wells#fop dev#dev dimmadome#I think he has mildly positive associations with it tbh#He asked where babies came from and his dad actually took him aside and explained how he was super special and important#and better than everyone else because he was a clone and talked him through the whole cloning process very excitedly#(Dev did not understand a word of it but it was probably the most positive interaction he'd ever had with his dad)#later Dev came back and asked where normal kids come from and he got uncomfy and made an Au-Pair explain#other than that Dev has basically no thoughts on being a clone its just a fact to him.#Actually thinking about it now that could be a really dark explanation for why his real name is Development#I mean you dont just get cloning right on the first try#and nobody wants to name and get attached something that might just fall over dead any minute#HAHA anway angst over teehee :3#fop nature au#<-for organization since this HC applies to it too
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