#because she worked at Burger King and I guess BK was doing some kind of merch promotion

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Currently feeling very jealous of my mom, who got to see The Empire Strikes Back a week early.

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Life Update part I actually managed to clean the house a bit be proud

Hey peeps!

Long time no life update!

Okay so I don’t fully remember what the last update was about so I may repeat some stuff ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

First and foremost,

The Rat Situation/Home Stuff

We still have rats, of course, because rats aren’t really a problem that go away on their own, no matter how uninhabitable you make their (and your own) environment.

Good news though, Burger King has absolutely stepped up his rat catching game tenfold.

In the past two weeks he’s caught at least 20 or so. Like, he’s seriously a beast.

I kind of think his improved hunting miigghhtt be because there’s a a smol little orange girl kitty who is wandering around here and he’s trying to impress her (or show her up)

She’s also helping us with the rats too, so kudos to her! I’ve named her Creamsicle and I plan on capturing her and taking her to a no-kill shelter ASAP, but she’s very shy rn so I’m currently building trust. In the interim she has a nice warm home under our house and plenty of food and water. ^__^

Even Better Good News I’ve been talking to extended family member after extended family member in a real life version of crowdsourcing and we can finally get an exterminator/humane trapper up in here!!!

It’ll still take a while because we need to clean but!!! Freedom is in our sights!! Rat freedom! ^___^ this is like a good ending to The Judge’s House.

Bad news just to keep you on your feet, out stove kind of exploded last night.

Well okay it didn’t really explode explode, but damn was it scary anyway.

It made an extremely loud sound and blew fire up from the one stove eye that was on and then the fire went out and it started hissing gas

We turned it off and then turned off the main gas line in total and well, this is what the gas lines leading up to the stove eyes look like:

Yea they’re all four broken like that. Idk how or why but they seem to be made out of aluminium? For what ever reason? And they’ve just broken in half. Yes this is a terrifying discovery :/

We are looking at some “new” stove options, there’s a lot of Renovations going on around our neighborhood and a lot of peeps who want to just get rid of their old stoves for cheap or even free

So we might be able to find something nice and affordable. ^_^

(Also we aren’t sure how long the gas lines to that stove have been leaking so I’ll keep you peeps updated on if our health improves any lol)

Alright so Next Up is

Health

Or idk, lack there of.

So, big deal, I’ve finally and officially been diagnosed with Tachycardia!

Which is one of the many things I’ve been saying all along!

I have supraventrical Tachycardia, meaning the top part of my heart beats 3 times for every one time the bottom part beats. They are also looking to see if I also have POTS, which is very likely because it seems to be postural

I’m on Digoxin now and it’s been somewhat mildly improving my dizziness, so yay!

In even more exciting news, I finally finally finally have an appointment to see a bone/joint doctor.

So we can figure out why my joints dislocate like crazy. (Idk if it’s EDS or not but we will know soon I hope)

And hopefully this will help me get to a place where I can get medical treatment and maybe even recover some.

Meanwhile I might make a separate post about the idea of retroactive disability, which should absolutely be a thing that exists and goes along with my socialist ideals but I’ll make that later so shhhhh

Otherwise health stuff has been frustrating for me lately, both of my ears have severe inner ear infections and I think I have a mild flu, despite having gotten my flu shot for the year -_-

And of course I had my period twice this month (that’s also something I’m going to talk about in a different post bc it’s a little tmi) which means nearly 3 weeks of feeling like a hibernating bear and sleeping almost 24/7

Which btw is why I haven’t been on much

Creativity

Okay so like I said in a previous post, I am absolutely making a poster for Markiplier’s charity livestream (December 1st, 10 am PST)

And I’m actually really excited about making it. I’ve been practising sketching peeps and practising the human form for a few months so I’m kind of ready to make it.

Plus it’s just nice to have something to work towards ^__^

Also, I think I might make a Minecraft playthrough.

So the short version of a long story here is that while I’ve played Minecraft for years I’ve never finished the game.

And that’s not for a lack of being able to, I could have done it at anytime... but I’ve never felt ready.

And now I think I’d love to record it, because why not?

The End Poem is actually really special and meaningful to me and I think I’d like to experience it for the first time first hand (I’ve read it before but like I said I’ve never gotten to it myself) with you peeps.

Idk if I want it to go up on YouTube or not but perhaps?

Anyway let me know if you want me to make a Single Person Vanilla Minecraft let’s play I guess?

It might not be anything new but it would at the least be my own...

And finally

Cleaning

So I enlisted some help in my extended family members and we went wild with cleaning my grandma’s house.

We stuck to the kitchen and living room but we had it nearly spotless by the time she woke up, her being none the wiser to what we were doing

And I mean, my left knee was completely dislocated the entire time, and my back and hips hurt like crazy now

But I am honestly really proud of myself for forcing myself to do it.

Okay well I think that’s all of the major life updates for the time being!

Here’s an obligatory pic of my Burger Man

And you can kind of see my grandma’s arms in the background, lol. Honestly if you had told me a few years back that she’d willingly have a cat sleeping on her bed I’d have laughed, but BK is a charmer if there ever were one. ^__^

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1, 2, 3, 5, 10, 11, 12, 15, 20, 22, 23, 24, 25, 28, 34, the entire misc section, 90, 91, 100, 103, 104, 105, 111, the entire "this or that" section, 156, 160, 165, 166, 178, 180, 186, 188, 196, 198, 200. have fun my dude.

That is a lot wow

LETS DO THIS ANSWERS UNDER THE CUT SO I DON’T KILL EVERYONE’S FEEDS

1: Did you answer all these truthfully?- Same complaint here, they’re all fucking backwards so I’m answering these things in  order but in reverse? So I guess yes?

- FAVORITES -

2: Dog breed:- CHOW CHOW LOOK AT THIS BOOFY FUCKER HE’S LIKE A FLUFFY BEAR

3: Comedian:- Mitch Hedberg 100%

5: Color: - I SEE A RED DOOR I MUST HAVE IT PAINTED   B L A C K

10: Restaurant:- I REALLY like Red Robin. I love a good burger, and all these different varieties are

11: Food:- Man that’s a hard one. Food is just so good. All food.

12: Thing to cook:- I’m not a good cook at all, so something easy; Pancakes. Cause you can always mix those up somehow

15: Day of the week:- Saturday cause it’s the night I like, Saturday night’s alright

20: Holiday:- ITS THE MOST. WONDERFUL TIIIIIME OF THE YEAR

22: Animal:- I. FUCKING. LOVE. DOGS.

23: Website:- https://twitch.tv/autocrossbow ;)

24: Movie:- Six years later, and I still think its Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Wonderfully written with incredible directing and editing, and the choreography is fucking INCREDIBLE.

25: TV show:-

28: Band:- I’m gonna go with Red Hot Chili Peppers. I really like their funk / alt rock style, and the fact that they’re never really the same thing 100% of the time is really nice imo. I just don’t really like their album Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magik cause it’s a lot of the same shit.

34: State visited:- I’ve only really been to two or three, but for as awful as it is, my heart will always be in Florida with my friends.

- MISC -

Holy dickballs this is a lot

38: I wish I was a professional:- Journalist. Gotta be the change you want to see in the world, and the thing that needs the biggest change is the journalism industry.

39: I would like to move to:- I don’t really know where specifically, but I would like to live in a city. But not like a REALLY big city, just kind of a city.

40: Last person I got mad at:- Myself, always

41: Have you pre-named your children:- Oh GOD no

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:- Yes, my bucket list is as follows: “1. Make a bucket list.” I feel like I’m doing a good job.

43: Do you have a 5 year plan:- “Try as hard as I can not to die and see what happens”

44: One person that you wish you could see right now:- Any of my best friends. I love them all and just always want to chill with them.

45: One thing that makes you feel great is:- Masturbation Being told that I’m good at anything honestly. I have extreme self-esteem issues and am constantly telling myself that I’m awful at everything and can’t do anything right (because tbh I can’t).

46: More guy friends or girl friends:- The ratio is like 5:1 b:g

47: Who’s your best friend:- I have a lot of them but #1 I have to say has been @hazzeyfarseer101. We’ve known eachother for a long ass time, and we really connect a lot. I’m just constantly an awkward mess lol

48: Ever been in love:- Only once. It was for a long ass time too, but things just didn’t work out. There’s still a little tinge there but its all surrounded by heartache.

49: Do you want children: - LMAO FUCK THAT

50: Where would you like to be:- Physically or in life? Both of those can be answered with “anywhere but here”

51: My favorite celebrity is:- Dave Motherfucking Grohl

52: My room is:- Small-ish and without a dresser so a bit of a mess.

53: How do you like your steak cooked:- I was a well-done pleb for most of my life but I’ve learned to appreciate a bit of color inside. Favorite is pure Medium.

54: The worst pain I was ever in was:- Sitting on my testicles. I felt it for days. Not fun.

55: Your dream vacation:- Go to Florida, chill with my friends for a week, hit up a Foo Fighters concert

56: Favorite web site:- https://twitch.tv/autocrossbow ;;))

57: TV shows you watch:- Rick and Morty, BoJack Horseman, Parks & Rec, Bob’s Burgers, Dragon Ball (all series, yes including GT and Super)

58: Your hair color is: - Brown, like a tree bark sort of shade

59: The movie I cried at was:- I nearly cried during Moana, entirely because emotionally charged motif music ALWAYS fucking get me feeling things, and emotion is foreign to me so whenever they come up I never know how to handle it. I was also on a date and we were snuggling and holding hands so like everything was in overdrive.

60: I lose all respect for people who:- Cheat. Its abhorrent. NEVER do it.

61: My Car:- Is a 2008 Ford Focus. It gets me where I need to go, but its awful in snow. Ah well, it has an AUX cord.

62: My School:- Looks sketchy and old from the outside, but its a fairly solid place. Its technology is very up-to-date, perfect for a Technical school

63: My computer is:- Getting better and better over time. Like I just got a second monitor and a webcam finally, and its finally strong enough to stream stuff reliably

64: My friends are:- My life. I love every single one of them.

65: Last time I cried:- Someone told me that, while I was practicing singing, I sounded like a dying cat and that someone should shoot me. But what tipped it over to the point of tears is that, instead of defending me, a family member decided that I was being an asshole for getting upset about it and yelled at me and told me that I was ruining Christmas.

66: People that make you happy: - Again, all my friends, and certain members of my family. @ginafleury1 @lovelyheartbeautifulmind

67: The person that makes me cry the most is:- Myself honestly. I do and say and think a lot of stupid shit.

68: The worst sound in the world:- The cracking in someone’s voice when you can tell they’re holding back tears

69: I have these pets:- I don’t have these pets :(

70: Next Weekend:- I’m gonna do the same shit I’m doing this weekend: nothing.

71: Next Summer:- See above

72: Today:- I was supposed to work but I’m sick as hell and its snowing so I called out

73: Tomorrow:- I probably won’t be feeling much better, but more than likely it’ll be the start of recovering from this shit

74: I have/will get a job:- I just bus tables at a family-owned restaurant / event destination. We have two buildings, one primarily for events and the other is the restaurant proper, and I detest being in the restaurant.

75: What are you going to do when you grow up:- lmao I am grown up, its too late for me

76: Right now I am talking to:- All y’all

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: - We have a friend in our group who’s 16 and my favorite joke with them is, whenever someone says anything remotely sexual I chime in “But she’s like 12!” Anyway people say this with me in unison a lot

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from:- @shoopdanwoop. He sees ALL

79: First time you had a crush:- Kindergarten. I had a crush on my teacher.

80: The first person i talked to today was:- My mother

81: My zodiac sign is: - Capricorn

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:- NOPE B)

83: The most difficult thing to do is:- Be true to and forgive oneself, and understand others. But I love a good challenge, so I try as hard as I can to do so at all times.

84: People call me:- idk People don’t really talk about me. I’m not really worth noting lol

85: The thing im not looking forward to:- Midlife *shudder*

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most:- Charley and Cailan’s wedding. Its happening eventually, its jut a matter of time

87: The last movie I saw:- Moana on that date I was talking about. We were gonna go see Rogue One for my birthday, but we all just played Rock Band for five hours instead

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:- Not paying bills

89: Who makes you laugh the most:- Northernlion, RockLeeSmile, that whole group. They keep me 𝔊𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡 𝔦𝔫 𝓡𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔱𝑦 & 𝔉𝔲𝔩𝔩 𝔬𝔣 𝓡𝔢𝔞𝔩 𝔚𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 𝔓𝔯𝔬𝔟𝔩𝔢𝔪𝔰

- [ Last time I ]-

90: Texted: hour ago- Like an hour and a half ago

91: Broke the law: - idk I’m not a big law breaker.

100: Cried in front of someone:- The last time I cried

103: Hugged someone:- My sister and brother before they left after my birthday

- [ Here’s What I Think About ]-

105: My family:- A lot of them are great. Some of them are asshats

111: Work:- I’m not good with people, I don’t get paid shit (12 dollars in combined tips at the end of a night? Fuck all yall), and some of the people I work with are fucking assholes. Lookin at you Vin and a literal fucking NeoNazi

- [ This or That ]-

123: Yankees or Red Sox (don’t judge I actually don’t care either way)

124: Disney or Six Flags

125: Chocolate or Flowers (ok but picture this. Chocolate. Flowers.)

126: Your Birthday or Christmas

127: East Coast or West Coast

128: Manicure or Pedicure (ive never had either but its probably something I should do)

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler

130: Wal-Mart or Target

131: Small town or Big city

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks(who the shit)

133: Coach or Chanel(which one has the less amount of logo slapped on their shit?)

134: Singing or Dancing

135: Burried or cremated (when I die do me like that scene from The Big Lebowski)

136: Hillary or Obama

137: Coke or Pepsi

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor(yo that one never specified personality)

139: Flip flops or high heals(as in which I’d rather wear or which I’d rather see???)

140: Mac or PC

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate

142: McDonalds or Burger King(I like BK burgers better, but McD has better everything else)

143: Curly or Straight hair

144: Oranges or Apples(Its like comparing… wait)

145: Night or Day(They’re as different as… wait)

146: Chocolate or vanilla

147: Autumn or Spring

148: Summer or winter

149: Hot or cold

150: Blondes or Brunettes

151: Red heads or Black haired(can I say both? No? Shit)

152: Phone or Online

153: Drunk or High

154: Hugs or Kisses

- [ I Believe In ]-

156: Orbs: - You could say that

160: Soul mates:- I mean, not in the spiritual sense, but definitely in the “people whose personalities match up so well they were basically made for eachother” sense.

165: Aliens: - The universe is INFINITE and INFINITELY EXPANDING so there’s no way we’re alone on this dirtball

166: Yourself:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

- MISC AGAIN I GUESS -

178: My mom:- does the best she can to provide for everyone and has been through a lot in her life, but tbh she is not a very good person.

180: Marriage is:- a promise and a challenge. It is the ultimate display of love and trust in your partner, a statement that you are entrusting them with your entire life and that you care about them enough to take care of theirs forever. And you get some sweet legal benefits out of it.

186: My best friend:- has opened up a whole world of people and possibilities to me, and I will never forget that. Thank you @hazzeyfarseer101for introducing me to Andrew and Cody and being the gateway to the rest of my life. And just in general being someone great to rap with about random shit like video games, life, philosophy, and just everything and just being a great friend. I dream that I could be as chill and thoughtful and hard-working as you.

188: My bed is: - big and comfortable lol

196: My eye color is:- hazel? Lets go with hazel.

198: I am really:- socially awkward and in a constant state of anxiety and disappointment in myself and the rest of the world.

200: My crush’s name is:- Bella. She’s in my program and we get along really well and she’s super fucking cute, but she has a boyfriend that’s she really doesn’t want to leave (even though he’s left her like twice) so looks like I’m staying on Tinder