#because she has 0 spacial awareness

[pulsar-1919]

Best part of coming home from college every weekend is Bonding Time™️ with @monsieur-le-vagin

[with-my-calamitous-love]

BSD CHARACTER PET PEEVES

various, just a few hcs! a few x reader things in there too

atsushi is a pretty easy-going guy and not many things seem to piss him off. the biggest exception to this is bad breath. maybe its because his ability grants him heightened senses, but his face scowls in disgust whenever someone dazai has an off smell while speaking. on the flipside, atsushi can also smell his own breath. sometimes late at night when he comes home you find him scrubbing his teeth, with soap if he uses up all the toothpaste. buy him lots of mints! he’ll probably end up offering them to people dazai

much like atsushi, tanizaki isn’t easily bothered. however, if he is rushing to return home to his dear sister, or walking by her side on the street, he hates slow walkers. his patience wears thin whenever someone on the sidewalk is meandering with 0 spacial awareness. he doesn’t often act on it, leaving you to squeak by an excuse me! to make way for you and him- and he loves you for it.

yosano has many, many pet peeves- but the biggest of these is leaving the toilet seat up. poor girl has to share an office with so many boys- and it doesn’t help that she already has a strong distaste for the opposite gender. she will either use her leg or will call you to come fix it for her- and afterwards she’ll lecture you on all the harmful bacteria you can contract illnesses from in bathrooms. shes a doctor and she means well <3 just fix the damn toilet seat

ranpo, being a lover of sweets, hates overly priced candy. he is childish and isn’t too financially literate, but he knows that a pack of gum should not be $6. he especially hates gas station candy- one, for the quality, but two for the fact that they cost you an arm and a leg. take him to a regular grocery store- or better yet- make him some sweets yourself! they taste better when you make them and when they’re free

kenji is a sweet, easy going, ray of sunshine who hates the sound of stomachs growling- especially his own. perhaps its because of his strong feelings toward poverty, and the sounds of hunger sends shivers down his spine, but he especially can’t stand it if its from his or your tummy. make sure he (and yourself!) are always fed <3 unless he needs to pick up some cars and lift stop signs from the ground

kyouka hates knuckles cracking with all her being. really any body part casually being cracked in public annoys her. i say this because i hc atsushi to be a big knuckle cracker, and can imagine kyouka silently quaking with rage next to him with demon snow prepared to strike. please don’t crack anything around her!

lord, kunikida’s list pf annoyances probably take up 3 pages. gum chewing, interruptions, tardiness, misspellings- but the biggest of these is giving and not returning. and this is SPECIFICALLY for his precious fountain pens. he has a written list of every time and every pen dazai has borrowed and has never gotten back. i imagine dazai does that purely because he knows it pisses kunikida off, and just has his pens lying around in a drawer somewhere. please always return his things! and give him a peck on the cheek too <3

dazai isn’t on this list because dazai is the pet peeve of the whole agency

[moodywyrm]

the thought of abby having 0 spacial awareness and having No personal space is so funny to me :)) she believes she’s just a little guy when in reality she’s this huge, almost over 6 ft golden retriever of a gf, which leads to her knocking Everything she comes into contact with over.

like, she’s more composed around others and understands how to move in crowds and everything but as soon as y’all are at home, she is right up in your personal bubble, gluing herself to you while you clean the apartment and in the process accidentally making more of a mess as you move from place to place. n the whole time she has her little :] bc she loves being near you

but oh lord, as soon as you notice the floor being cluttered with random shit that abby unintentionally knocked (with her huge arms mmmmm) over, you have to ban her to the couch for the time being. nd she just sits there like :( with her cute pout watching you move around without her, thinking you must be getting cold and lonely :(( and she misses you so much even though you’re 3 feet away :((((( she’s just “hun can i come join u? :[”

of course you finish about 10 minutes later (but that might as well have been months. years. decades. centuries. to abby) and she’s flopped over on the couch, sighing dramatically with her arms crossed and an angry pout on her face. nd you come over and lay next to her, slipping under her arms and snuggling up to her, kissing her frown away and she’s :]

i’m sorry i. love her so much.

okay we're putting this in the college basketball abby x chubby reader universe because I have Thoughts, although the chubby/plus size aspect isn't really mentioned here. also since this is the first time I've written for college basketball abby in a while, just a reminder to anyone new here that my college basketball abby is inspired by @elsweetheart, who pretty much kicked off the whole college basketball au!

Like, is Abby incredibly agile on the court? Yes. Is she hyper aware of how she takes us space on and off the court? Also yes. Does all of that awareness fly out the window when you're in her general vicinity? Absolutely.

She just can't help it! It's like your presence has rewired her brain to forget any and all conventions of personal space, all she knows is she has to be close to you. With anyone else she's incredibly aware of her surroundings, because she knows she's a big girl and if she's not careful with her strength she could hurt someone! And sometimes she slips up, hence the multiple times she's knocked over stacks of books in your apartment, or every time she accidentally slams her hip into the kitchen island, or when she accidentally shoulder checks someone on campus and then inadvertently starts beef </3 But with you? Any and all concerns fly out the window, because she also knows she'll never intentionally hurt you.

I've talked about this a bit before, but when y'all are cooking dinner she is Glued to you. As long as it's safe to do so, Abby is clinging to your back like a koala. If she could wrap herself around you and have you carry her around the apartment, she would. When you're cleaning, if you don't let her cling to you, she's hovering like two feet away from you.

Side note, when this happens, she's too focused on you to have any sort of awareness about her surroundings. Cue her slamming into corners, bumping shit off surfaces, and once even stepping on the tip of Haley's tail. If you're wondering, this last one did result in Abby sitting crosslegged on the floor crying and snuggling Haley, giving her treats and pets and apologizing for like an hour. You sat next to her, rubbing her back and holding Soot, trying not to giggle because Haley wasn't even upset. The sweet little pittie was just happy to be with her mom, wiggling her tail and leaving kisses all over Abby's face, which made her cry even harder.

Anyways! With all her girlfriend-induced clumsiness, she's producing more mess than you started with, so you take her by the shoulders and tell her to go sit down on the couch. She listens, because she is never gonna argue with something her girlfriend says like, whatever you say, gorgeous <3 But then you have her sitting on the couch like a pouty baby, watching you with those big puppy eyes as you flit around the room. You're literally in the same room as her, you're talking to her, and yet she's like my wife is off at war :(

By the time you're done tidying up living room she's shimmied to the part of the couch that's closest to you, sprawled over the arm of the couch to reach out for you.

"I miss you :[ I'm wasting away here."

"Abby it's been fifteen minutes and I was right here the whole time," You giggle, rolling your eyes even as you're climbing on the couch and being sucked into her arms. The second you're settled into her lap, she's all smiles, grinning like a fool and pressing kisses all over your face. Doesn't let you go for the rest of the night.

Oh my god also. Abby is 100% the type of gf to go to the bathroom with you. Doesn't matter what time of night it is, if you get up to go to the bathroom, even if you try your hardest to not wake her up, you best believe she is hot on your tail. And vice versa, whenever she wakes up at 3am needing to pee, she wakes you up and pulls you to the bathroom, holding your hand while you're both bleary eyed and sleepy.

I've also mentioned that I think Abby runs hot, body temperature wise, which makes cuddling in the summer hell. The summer before your last year of college, the city experience a terrible heatwave that busted the AC in the building. Did Abby give you any space at all when it came to sleeping at night? Absolutely not, baby was soaked in sweat but still clinging on to you. Nothing would stop her, not even when you moved to sleep on the couch to get some reprieve from the heat. You woke up the next morning with Abby wrapped around you, wearing nothing but sweaty boxers and sleeping like a baby.

I love her so much I missed writing for her <3 Abby my beautiful girl <3

[limitlessgojo]

Blood Bound: Red Strings of Fate (Ch 7)

Warnings: Action, Coarse Language, Fighting, Descriptions of Blood

Previous Chapter: Speed of Sound

Next Chapter: Red Strings of Fate

Tags: Soulmates AU, Angst, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Fem!Reader

Taglist: @lessie-oxj @rizzo-nero @whoreuc @fkngkumiko @isl3t @gojoussunglasses @onepotatostand-blog @s-t-f-u-b-i-t-c-h @sunaswife

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Double Update today, because these two chapters go hand in hand. It didn't feel right to upload one without the other.

Chapter 7: Bird of Flame

You faced Todo off in a clearing. Everyone else was at the far side watching. “Just run away if it gets too much.” You worriedly said to Miwa and Mai pushing them back.

“It’s okay, I’ll hold off any attacks.” Noritoshi assured you. You beamed up at him, “Thanks senpai.”

“Someone’s being awfully friendly today.” Momo half coughed and half murmured out. Noritoshi just gave her the side eye.

As per your style of fighting, you stayed still if you did not know of your opponent’s cursed technique.

“I won’t immobilise you this time since we are sparring.” You called out to Todo. “Fine with me!”

You could hold out your protective space warping around you for several hours. You just had to make sure it was activated in the space around you.

Todo didn’t hesitate to start off with punches and kicks. Nothing moved you of course. 5 minutes passed with him getting nowhere. Is that all he has?

You narrowed your eyes, but lifted a hand to push him back into a tree. You manipulated its branches such that they were all pointing to him. He was about to hit them until he clapped his hands and suddenly, you were there.

Your eyes widened, barely having time to brace yourself as you guarded for impact. You hit the branches hard. “Shit.” Looks like you might have to use your extended techniques against him.

He was in front of you in a split second and you quickly moved to dodge. You tried to maneuver your way around him, but it was hard to pinpoint the exact origin of the hits as he kept swapping your positions before landing a hit.

Sometimes, when you brace for a hit, he doesn’t swap your positions. How annoying!!! Of course your spacial barrier is still active and taking the hits for you, but it does have its limits.

Moving at mach speed in a short distant range won’t help you too much as it’s better for transport rather than combat.

You breathed out low and slow, before channeling your concentration into your 6th sense. Spatial awareness. Faster and faster, you started bracing for his hits and pushing him back.

And when he was unprepared you lashed out with your hidden twin blade only for him to dodge it. You can’t deny that the 2nd year's have more experience than you in battle. And Todo's specialty is obviously close combat.

You had both blades out now quickly slashing at him dangerously. He avoids it and the slashes cut all the way to the trees behind him.

You gave in, sheathing your blades and turning around to recuperate but he was faster as he finally caught you by the arm. “I got you!”

You grinned. Who got who?

With one hand, you straightened 4 fingers out towards Todo and folded your thumb into your palm. “Extension cursed technique, focus range: Niflheim”. Your applied cursed technique slows down the movement of molecules in an enclosed area, forcing items to freeze.

A layer of ice covered Todo’s entire body. The branches that binded around him were also covered with ice, stretching behind him in an ice pillar.

You quickly released your hand from his hold and slowly breathed to the sky, releasing an icy smokey breath. You turned around with a slow smile. “Checkmate”

He struggled against the ice but, “I wouldn’t do that if I were you. That is way under 0 degrees celsius. You might lose a limb or 2 Todo senpai.”

He sighed, “I g-g-guh-give!” He could barely utter the words as his teeth chattered. You gently focused on raising the temperature, melting the ice off of Todo first. You couldn’t do it too fast or else he would combust.

As soon as he was free you reached out and applied your reversed cursed technique on him, healing the cold in his body. “Thank you so much for the match! It’s been a while since I felt that much fun in battle!” You excitedly said.

“Good game. As expected of my little sister, you’re very strong.” Todo patted your head. You stared, “Excuse me, whose little sister??”

“You should have buried him y/n!” Momo exclaimed. “Hear hear.” Mai chanted. Mechamaru just said, “I almost got buried by her once. She should have done the same with him.” You just laughed, “It’s okay, I’m satisfied with this.”

You turned to Noritoshi and he walked up to you and Todo went back. At this distance, the others couldn’t hear your conversation. “That was incredible.” He had a very proud smile on his face. “I hope you take our fight seriously as well. That’s all I ask of you.” He whispered.

“Of course I will senpai. But like with Todo senpai, I won’t use immobilisation techniques so we can spar properly okay?”

“Okay” he patted your shoulder and gave it a small squeeze before moving backwards. ‘Kamo clan, blood manipulation. They can manipulate their blood freely.’ you thought to yourself.

Your eyes zeroed in on his bow and arrows. The smell of blood was always on him, but you bet he had blood on those arrows. “Begin!”

He launched arrows at you only for you to stop them. Projectiles were the worst thing he could do. You frowned as you turned the arrows on him and sent them back. He dodged and shot more.

What on earth? This was so ineffective against yo-

He suddenly came from the side and punched you. Diversionary tactics dummy, you didn’t think about it.

You got pushed back from the force but stood your ground. He was insanely fast for a human. He is currently faster than Todo and any of the male cousins whom you’ve fought with.

It was a jarring experience. “Flowing Red Scale” He moved backwards, one eye wide open with a red blood x mark on it.

Your brain went into overdrive in a hurry to connect the dots while you defended against him. Blood. Red blood cells. Oxygen. He’s increasing his physical abilities.

You quickly lashed out with a double kick only for him to bring out a blood bag. “Blood manipulation: Crimson binding”. Blood strands wrapped around you and caged you in.

But you froze them and easily broke it in the process. You hurried to try and bring him down with mixed martial arts, not wanting to hurt him too much.

Sparring with him actually felt like a dance. You dodged and had an instinct as to where the next move would come from, and he was the same. Barely any hits landed on each other for a while.

Ah right, you promised to go hard on him. You put two hands out in a V shape, with palms facing him. Noritoshi’s eyes widened at the familiar hand signs. It’s the very first one you showed him.

“Tatsumaki” A huge horizontal cyclone hit him and forced him back. “Enhanced Gravity: Output level 4%”

“Aarghhh” Noritoshi groaned as he was forced to the ground. You didn’t notice his hands moving.

“Convergence! Piercing blood” a sudden fast stream of blood shot out and grazed your cheek. It would have been worse had you not moved your head aside. Noritoshi’s eyes widened as blood poured from the wound.

You quickly made tree branches hold his hands apart and forced him back onto the ground. You pointed both your twin blades at his head. “I give!”

You released your technique and knelt down. “Are you oka-”

“Are you okay? I hit your face!” He exclaimed in worry, hand hovering just over your cheek. You stared at him in amusement. “It’s a serious matter!!” he insisted.

You covered your face with one hand, then wiped off the blood to reveal a flawless cheek. He gaped, “Reverse cursed technique. I see. Good fight” He wheezed out.

"You actually hit through my defenses in battle. That was amazing Noritoshi senpai." You whispered in amazement. There was something different about the blood he manipulated.

His bond to it was far stronger than your hold over his blood. So if you tried manipulating his blood, it's a low chance that you could get it to attack him.

You can manipulate anything and everything, even at molecular levels to some extent. But you can't produce what's not there. There seems to be a limit to your manipulation over certain items.

"I still lost. Thank you for the match." He said.

You held his hand for the first time as you pulled him up, when suddenly a searing pain hit the inside of your wrist.

"Ouch!" You exclaimed while Noritoshi winced as well. You both pulled back your sleeves to see a large bird surrounded by flames just below the inner wrist on your right hand. Noritoshi had the exact same symbol, but it was in the inner wrist on his left hand.

You quickly pulled over both your sleeves to cover the markings, “Just say we both got wounds, let’s keep this a secret.” You pulled back and acted on purpose, “Good fight. You almost got me there.”

He naturally followed your lead, but there was a brightness to his eyes that told of something else. “.... Yeah you got me. I’ll do my best to catch up to you next time we spar.”

“What happened?” Utahime ran towards the both of you upon seeing you both flinch forward. “No, Utahime sensei we just got some scrapes that stung badly, nothing too bad.”

“I see. I have a first aid kit on hand, feel free to use it if you need to.” She said, and pushed you two back to where everyone else was.

You both stayed at the back watching the other students ask to spar with each other. Noritoshi quietly tugged at your sleeve, hidden from view with his own large and wide sleeves.

You tugged back twice on his sleeve and grabbed his hand to squeeze it. His hands were rough and calloused from fighting, but also had a tenderness and warmth from the way they tried to hold onto yours.

Both your marks flashed with heat when your hands touched. Noritoshi turned to you with all the world's curiosity in his face.

But you pulled back and put some distance between the two of you so it wouldn't look too obvious. "That binding technique that you did earlier was cool. Is it possible for you to manipulate the blood even after I freeze it solid?" You asked to try and divert the attention.

"Actually I haven't tried yet. But I should be able to as the main composition is still my blood." He admitted.

The remaining time left on the field was spent mostly on the others working on their cursed techniques against each other, and with you engaging in tactical discussion with the other students.

You all bid each other goodbye and went your separate ways. Except… Noritoshi mouthed "library" after he waved you off.

You lifted your eyebrows silently in agreement and walked back with the rest of the 1st year's.

Blood Bound: Table of Contents

[persefoneshalott]

TMA ENTITIES opinions

THE BURIED: 7/10

 Okay. Pretty respectable. Just stay out of caves. I love blankets and I think there’s something a bit comforting about this entity.  Gets extra points because I just listened to the Karolina episode and she’s an absolute legend. 

THE CORRUPTION 3/10

Terrible, take a lap. I skipped the last worm episode because I had moth worms in my house at that time and I couldn’t handle it. Kill it with fire. I’ve seen people say i’ts like a metaphor for love and belonging and I see that but I personally would hate that kind of ‘all consuming love’ even in normal circumstances so- No thank you. 

THE DARK: 7/10

Creative! You can be a part of a cult and that comes with friends you can chill with. Live your “the secret history dream” of belonging to a weird elite group that’s very into latin and get weird! Can see them listening to My Chemical Romance and that’s a plus. Absolute darkeness is very scary though, so I’m hoping if you become one of them you get night vision like a cat.

THE DESOLATION 4/10

Depressing. I already worry enough about not living up to my potential as it is. Not interested. I don’t think there’s been a lot of episodes of this so far so maybe I’ll change my mind.

THE END 0/10

We get it. There’s no point to anything. No fun. I liked the skeleton guy from that one episode.

THE EYE 9/10

You’re constantly learning and never get bored! Just know your limits and you’re fine. I personally love oversharing and would feel very flattered if this entity wanted to know about my life. Bit creepy that people are watching but hey it’s an opportunity to be dramatic and give a good performance.  

This was a 8 before but I made it higher once I found out Elias in their avatar because I love that terrible man. Can you imagine absolutely destroying your bully from highschool or someone like that just by knowing all their secrets? That’s the dream. Also Mona Vanderwaal would love this entity. 

THE FLESH: 4/10

Eh. I’m not really into meat. It’s gross but not as much as the corruption. Just be a vegetarian and you’re okay.

THE HUNT: 5′5/10

Werewolves are very cool but I feel there haven’t been a lot of hunt episodes since the werewolf one so I’m a bit lower on this than before. I personally wouldn’t join because it requires too much energy but it’s pretty fun. A bit hypocritical of the vampire hunter to be like ‘I love murdering but it’s monsters so it’s fine’ but whatever. You do you.

THE LONELY 6/10

I see the appeal for it and they’re pretty eficient. There is something weirdly touching to me about people throwing someone over board to pick you. However, I love talking and I’d miss my people and I’d be very sad.

THE SLAUGHTER 6/10

(aka GO CRAZY AHHH GO STUPID) They’re chaotic and I respect that. There’s something appealing about going wild. There’s a lot of potential there but unfortunately it seems impossible to survive this so that makes it lose a lot of points. 

THE SPIRAL: 7/10

Again, you’d never get bored. Can be scary but personally I think I’d be fine. I’m used to being lost so I would not get into any sort of tunnel or door if I could help it and if I did do it I’d just be like ‘got lost again’, I wouldn’t think there’s anything supernatural about it. I’m just awful at spacial awareness. Michael is very fun. If I’m going to have an enemy at least I want him to be fun.

EDIT: I  lowered the grade because I just finished s2 and I'm angry at Michael. I also felt very bad for the lady who could not sleep and the vase guy. :(

THE STRANGER

-13/10

TERRIBLE. I hate this entity so much I would join and/or suffer through any other entity just to be able to fight them. GET YOUR OWN IDENTITY. I hate dolls, I hate clowns, and my worst nightmare has always been to be replaced by someone evil and not have anyone in my life notice they’re not me. I don’t have anything else to say. I hope Not!Sasha gets murdered soon. The only ones who get a pass from this entity are the anatomy students but they’re on thin ice.

THE VAST

5/10

Like the buried, I feel pretty safe because I will not be doing bungee jumping or anything like that any time soon. It’s okay. A bit poetic, with the whole ‘you are a speck in the universe’ thing. I appreciate the dramatics. It’s... fine.

THE WEB: -1/10

The second scariest for me. I’m not terrified of spiders but I am someone who always wants to be in control so I hate this entity. If it was just mind control it’d be a little better but you also die horrifically. Not fun at all, only fun to whoever’s in charge of the entity. Stay out of my books! 

[mysticmessengertrash606]

Left Brain, Right Brain|Yoosung

Summary: Yoosung is in Starbucks losing his mind from loss of sleep and studying too much. His left and right brain are at war and they are represented by his close friends Jumin and Seven.You talk to him and hit it off with some pickup lines.

Pairing: Yoosung x Reader

Warnings: Swearing + Inaproptiate themes? There is mention of sex and sex parts? Idk how to describe it but if you’ve been on Tumblr for a while it should be fine lmao.

Yoosung was really sleep deprived and he didn’t have a clue where he was all he knew was that he had a cup of coffee in front of him. He even started having hallucinations.

Hello, patient 24602.

“Hi, I'm sorry.”

How are you feeling?

“Um, not great.”

Has the treatment been working?

“Uh, I don't think so, no.”

What are your remaining symptoms?

“I just—I internalize my feelings a lot. I have trouble articulating how I'm feeling to other people. I feel like I just—.”

So basically you're still a little bitch.

“Yes, very mature of you disembodied voice way up there.”

I was just joking

“Okay, just let's get to the point. What's wrong with me, please? Please.”

Your emotions and your logic are at war.

“Ok.”

Your creativity and your analysis are at war. And most simply, your left and right brain are at war.

“My left and my—”

To fix the problem we must separate them from each other.

“Sep—”

Splitting your neurological functions in 5... 4...

“Can we book an appointment or something?”

3...

“You just don't start counting down to major medical procedures.”

2... 1. This may hurt a bit.

“I don't even know what 'it' is.”

0.

“Just tell me what you're—.”

Isolation complete.

He put his head on the table and the people around him looked worried for him but did nothing to help him. He sits up and there are two people now sitting next to him. Well in his mind they were next to him but no one was actually next to him. One was wearing a suit and the other was in a hoodie and jeans.

The one in the suit stood up and the voice started talking again.

This is Yoosung's Left Brain: objective, logical, cold, analytical, aware of patterns, aware of trends, he's efficient, and a prick.

He rolls his eyes and sits while the other stands.

This is Yoosung's Right Brain: subjective, creative, sensory, aware of feelings, aware of people, he's emotional, and an idiot.

“That's your opinion. Just careful with opinions.”

Okay, boys, play nice.

Yoosung just sat in his spot watching them. Now they are both standing and suit guy starts talking.

“I am Jumin Han, I am the Left Brain. I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain. You got a job to do, you better do it right, and the right way is with the left brain's might.” He gets pushed out of the way by the right brain.

“I like Oreos and pussy, yes, in that order! And I cried for at least an hour after watching "Toy Story 3". Woody! I am 707 The Right Brain, I have feelings. I'm a little all over the place But I'm lustful, trustful and I'm looking for somebody to love... Or put my penis in”

You walk in Starbucks in dire need of caffeine due to staying up all night working on homework.

“Here comes a female, here comes a female. Puff your chest out, take your phone and check your e-mail. Our evolutionary purpose is repopulate. So gather data now and see if she's a possible mate.” Jumin says staying by Yoosungs side. 707 runs to her side with heart eyes.

“Holy fuck I think she might be the one, there's something about her, I just can't describe it.“

“Tits,” Jumin says rolling his eyes.

“I am the earth, she is the glorious sun. I want her to trust me and I just want her to—how do I say this—sit on my face! Sit! Sit on my face!” Jumin pulls him away from you while you just stared at the menu not noticing Yoosung staring.

“Alright now, Right Brain, you're being insane.”

“No, Left Brain, I'm just being alive. You should try it, you might like it.“

“I worked hard to give him everything he cared about. You were worried about the things that he was scared about. I'm calm and collected when you act wild. I am the adult, you are the child.“

“You think you're the right one every time. You think you know everything but you don't know anything at all. Half of his problems were supposed to be mine. But you wanted everything. I hope that you're happy 'cause he's sure not.”

“Well, according to my calculations. I'm sorry, let me run the numbers again, um, you're a pussy.”

“Name calling? Really? You're gonna just do name calling?”

“I'm not calling names, alright. I'm just stating facts and the fact is you're a quivering pussy.”

“I'm the pussy? Well, at least I don't play with toys still, Ok...”

“Rubik's Cubes are not toys. They keep my spacial reasoning skills sharp.”

“Left Brain plays with toys! Look at you, Mr... you're a toy player.”

“Well, at least I did my fucking job, alright. I kept him working, I kept him productive. You were supposed to look after him. You were supposed to keep him emotionally stable through all this. Now you're trying to blame me for how he's feeling, how he's feeling! If he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him. You did this to him, he hates you. I know he does. He fucking hates you!” Jumin pushed 707 and he trips falling over. Sobs fill the room but no one hears but Yoosung, “ Right Brain, look, I'm sorry, okay?”

“No, you’re not” 707 curls up still sobbing.

“Look, maybe there's something that we could do together.” Jumin kneels by his curled up body.

“Together?” 707 looks up at him.

“Take the best parts of both of us and put them together.”

“I'm listening.”

“It would let you let your feelings out, it would let me analyze. So you could man the themes; I'll man the form. It's something that George Carlin did, It's something that Steve Martin did. It's something special that we could both perform. Do you know what it is?” 707 looked confused but then his face lighted up.

“Juggling, we could juggle, and juggle our cares away!”

“It was... It was comedy, you, fuck it, we could do comedy together.”

Initiate reassembly.

“All right, Right Brain, we're gonna do comedy together, we gotta do comedy together.”

“All right, Left Brain, I'll do comedy with you.”

“Look, we can fix him like this—we can make him happy again. I promise, all right?”

5, 4, 3.

“Left Brain... Jumin, I love you.”

2. “I know.” 707 looks at him like tf you ain’t gonna say it back?

1. Experimentation complete.

You got your coffee and there was a student from your class there as well. Looking just as dead as you with a coffee sitting in front of him. Being you-you wanted to go check on him. So you sat across from him and his eyes moved to you and a blush formed on his face.

“You doin alright there buddy?” You sipped your coffee and you could see the panic in his eyes.

“Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more.” His eyes widen and he covers his mouth. When you laughed he looked at you his face as red as a tomato now.

“Oh, Jesus that was good! But, I got better,” You looked him in the eyes and say, “If you’re feeling down, can I feel you up?” You wink and he turns even redder than you thought possible. You two said bad pick up lines to each other until your coffee was gone and exchanged numbers. He walks you out and you are about to leave when he grabs your hand.

“So we’re friends, when do the benefits start to kick in?” You roll your eyes and walk away smiling.