#because she got kinda detailed here HDFSKLJGFDKJ

[vandalizedheart]

❝ We're doing 'hear-me-out's? First of all— I gotta call out my alternates for a minute, because some of you guys have some pretty shit taste. Shadow's dad? Doomscroller, or whatever his name is? WAYYY more attractive than Shadow himself, I don't know why so many of you love bumping uglies with him when you could go for his hot dad instead. ❞

❝ Secondly, and I'm calling out my alternates again here— Come on, guys. If I was locked up with that sexy jackal guy for six months straight, one of us would be leaving pregnant, and it would not be me. ❞

❝ And... While the guys I mentioned may be hot and all— None of them could ever compare to Theia. ❞