#because of all the MEN OMG
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Gladiator II: this a manly movie for MEN
Has: pedro pascal playing a general daddy, paul mescal in barely any clothes, joseph quinn in three different kinds of eyeliner, fred hechinger playing a sick baby with a pet monkey
Do you even KNOW women lol like at all
#i binged both movies today#and let me tell you#my mind is a mush#because of all the MEN OMG#gladiator 2
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having the miya twins as your brothers would mean them betting over who’d cry on your wedding first
#babbles.#you’re not even halfway through the aisle but atsumu is already biting back sobs#he tries SO HARD but tears are already streaming down his cheeks#and osamu looks at him weirdly bc his twin is being so dramatic for what ??#you moving out soon to start a new life with your partner ??#you have to remember they were the first men in your life#the first to make you laugh#the first to make you cry#your first dance (you were 4 and they blessed you with songs by destinys child)#you and atsumu raced on your bikes when you were younger and you two were going so fast you went sliding down the hill#explaining the scar on your right elbow#you can cook almost as well as osamu now after all those years of asking him to teach you so that you can impress your now lifelong partner#osamu realizes that their baby sister is all grown up now#and he CRIES#he and atsumu have their arms around each other’s shoulders as they listen to you say your vows#and they forget about the bet because .#they’re proud#so so so proud#CRYING#someone tell me to stop thinking of miya twins x younger sister headcannons#in my head they took it upon themselves to protect and take care of their single mother and baby sister#UGH#im obsessed#(omg and what if . the groom is suna UDHEJDJWKDJS IM PROJECTING BYE)
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HOW ARE WE FEELING JAYVIK NATION
#arcane season two#arcane#jayvik#jayce talis#viktor arcane#It’s a great day to have Jayce as my favourite character#and Viktor too#omg that ending#beautiful#I love doomed yaoi#me when the ship is two men intertwined through time that share their fate#I love them dearly#it was all so visually STUNNING as well#changing my whole art style just because of this.#arcane season 2 spoilers#kinda more tagging just to be respectful
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Daeron the Good ended the deeply troubling tradition of grooming children into incest. He was a good father to his children. He challenged his own shitty father's crazy schemes. He wed a Dornish princess whom he was a good husband to and did his best to get rid of the anti-Dornish sentiment in the Seven Kingdoms at the time. He kept wise and capable men around to advise him. He treated his bastard half-siblings with respect he didn't even owe them. He did what no Targaryen king before, including Aegon the Conqueror could and brought Dorne into the Seven Kingdoms, not by bloodshed but by diplomacy. He put down a massive rebellion. For 25 years he was king and the realm prospered under his rule. People literally remembered him as "the good".
But sure, Daemon Blackfyre should have been king because he had a cool sword and was a "True Targaryen". Because being a Targaryen king means being a bloodthirsty tyrant who mistreats the people around him and takes only his desires into account when making a move that will affect the lives of thousands. Daeron did everything just right, like no king has done before but still he is glossed over or worse, antagonized because he was simply not "cool enough".
King Daeron II cared, and to some people that is apparently boring.
#i can talk all day about how we don't appreciate daeron ii nearly enough for all he has done#everyone is like “omg targ men are abusive to their wives and children and don't care about the smallfolk”#but when one of them does they go “nah i like the bloodthirsty entitled maniac better”#daeron the good fucking challenged systematic racism in westeros#like come on him being criticized for bringing ��dirty Dornishmen” into his court and treating them decently#guess what he also broke the incestuous cycle of abuse until jaehaerys ii and shaera ruined it#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#hotd#house of the dragon#because fucking targaryens#house Targaryen#daeron ii targaryen#mariah martell#aegon iv targaryen#aegon the conqueror#daemon blackfyre#blackfyre rebellion#game of thrones#got
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Andrew and Neil have squishmallows on their bed
I will not expand
#yes i will#but like it starts with Neil getting andrew one because he likes to take naps and he’s always holding something like a pillow or Neil#and then they get a few more bracsue those things make amazing pillows omg#also Renee gets andrew a little fox plushie the heats in the microwave#also Nicky gets a mini fox squishmallow for the Maserati#anyway yes#let them be happy#and be little loser kids because I said so#andrew minyard#neil josten#andreil#cute andreil#fluffy andreil#and when they move in after college the cats always lay on them#and there’s one on their couch#and they get one of those squishmallow dog beds for the cats#speaking of cats my cat is snoring like obnoxiously loud but that’s unrelated#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#the raven king#the king’s men#the sunshine court#the foxes#aftg trilogy#aftg series
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ARCANE EPISODE 7!!!!
MY GOD I WASNT READY FOR ANY OF THIS!!! WHAT WAS THAT!!!
Also ekko wallpaper I got with my fries lmao
#OH MY GOOOD!!!!!! POWDER AND EKKO!!! AND BENZOOOOOO#ITS LITERALLY WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN OMGG!!!!! POWDER LOOKS SO CUTE 😭😭😭😭 IM CRYING ALREADYYYY#VANDER WITH A BUN!! AND EVERYTHING IS SO FULL OF LIGHT!!! HER EYES!!! MYLO LOOKS SO RIDICULOUS AKDJSK THIS GIRLAAA#“where would you be without her” WELL BUDDY IF YOU KNEW HOW HE IS WITH HER!!! VI IS DEAD????? OR SHE WAS TAKEN FOR THE INCIDENT!!!#LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID JAYCE!!! MY GOD!!! THE GEMS KILLED VI SO THEY JUST COMPLETELY PROHIBITED THEM!!! JAYCE IS IN JAIL PROBABLY!!#the fact we are seeing exactly why jayce should be sorry about what he has done.... and we are seeing him suffer because of it... cinema 🚬#also mel fading into viktor.... also has he realised how she manipulated him in the beggining??? there is so much stuff...#jayce eating contaminated animals and his wound being infected with the arcane too..... is that what will push him....#omg.... ekko likes powder so much... he apologised by painting actual adult vi portraits where the fallen are in his universe 😭😭😭#“she looks so badass” if you knew... is he gonna ask her to help him make hextech.... that is so sick and twisted....#also jayce hurting his leg loke viktor and having to use a cane and brace.... damn and you know whats worse..... that ekko could be like#this with the jinx of his universe IF ISHA HADNT DIED!!! AND IT IS BEACUSE OF JAYCE!! AGAIN!!!!! THIS MAN!!!!!#the drawing with the anomaly and the two men and the inifite symbol... we get it... jayce and viktor forever intertwined by fate....#powder is sensing something is off.... omg time travel..... THE LIMIT IS FOUR SECONDS AFTER HEIMERDINGER EPXLODED ALDHAKSHSKSJSOJSOSLS#i dont want a time travel ending.... if its done for plot to an extent is okay but idk about solving it all.... it makes it feel worhtless#claggor looks so fine its not even funny..... i cant wait to see what everyone thinks. WHERE IS THE LITTLE LADY bc hes called little man 😭#and vander with arm tattoos.... why did they hipster fied him.... he looks younger somehow ajdhakj he went from taking care of 4 kids to 3!#SILCO!!!! AND HE DID TRY TO KILL HIM!! ALSJAKSKAK Ekko just laighing at it.... girl i would be pissed STROMAE??? OMG POWDER!!!!#I JUST REALIZED THE PINK IN HER HAIR IS FOR VI!! AND HER JACKET!! AND A DRESS LIKE HER MOTHER'S!! CRYING!!! FULL BODY CHILLS!!!#CAN WE JUST PRETEND LIKE ITS THE FIRST TIME!!! I GAVE UP ON YOU!!! WHAT HAPPENED BACK THEN I NEED TO KNOW!!! IM SOBBING!!! EKKO!!!!#NOOOOOOO THE ANOMALY NOOOOO!!!! HEIMERDINGER NOOOOO!!!! AND THATS JAYCE!!! IS THAT MAGE VIKTOR???? the monkeys......#the vi toy with the out love song machine.... my god i wasnt expecting any of this i need to breathe i am stil tearing up my god#what a fucking punch in the stomach christ i cant breathe right akdhsksso#the credits saying the deries has benefited from a spanish tax rebate in the canary islands??? you're welcome i guess lmao#animation production carried out there and has ben collaboration with the Spanish gov... alright another win for perro sanxe#talking tag#watching arcane#watching arcane season 2#watching this i dont think im ready for caitvi sex.... after reconciliation even like what will be of me.... now im scared#i am still scared bc idk what happened to jinx and vi and cait still... thats what worried me and boom!! ekko powder with the steel chair..
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men in action movies r bald bc they r more aerodynamic
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the thing about barton and his own 'foil' as she should technically be considered, as she is technically the complete opposite of him in every way that matters, is that sumire [ whom i have talked about a few times on here, albeit briefly, so i will give you a brief refresher on her and that is that... her character eventually commits these killings based on the twelve main tarot cards in a deck based on them not fitting her idea of what 'perfect' looks like (kind of like barton BUT much different at the same time) ] and barton used to know each other as they were best friends as kids — even if it was only for a few years.
and as strange as this may sound, a broken promise between them was partially the catalyst behind what started her descent into feeling this need to 'judge' people, which is quite the coincidence as it may seem. because where do most of her victims end up dying? in these settings where she has set up these 'mock trials' for people. so, i know that i said i would talk about how barton had inadvertently created a monster a longgg time ago, but i now am sharing it with you all. because although one cannot blame barton fully for her actions as sumire, of course, has to take responsibility for them herself; but this did play a part in being a catalyst for her feeling all of this resentment and hatred for the world / people around her that led up to her first murder.
which, as you might have it, was the chariot: a tarot card that symbolizes revenge, willpower, and essentially tries to subconsciously put off this message that you are moving in the 'right direction.' i don't think it's so much just the promise itself though that makes this important — it's also that barton himself essentially forgot about the promise he made to sumire, as terrible as that may sound. it actually kind of gives you more insight as to what was going on in barton's mind as a kid because he basically made sumire promise him this: that, if he ever got on the 'wrong path,' that sumire would be there to show him a better one. and that she would attempt to reconnect with him if they ever got separated somehow / give him a sign of some kind that she was still there, so he could meet her.
and i say that this provides more insight because i haven't really gone into depth about this, but barton has expressed this idea in one roleplay on here. + that is that he didn't want to end up like this. however, regardless of that statement, there is no washing away of all of the heinous things he's done and he chose to do them anyway. i'm just thinking about how messed up it is that sumire, up until the point where she started her murders, had casually been searching for barton because the way in which his victims were found was vaguely remiscent of the way that wesley used to kill his victims. + this meant that he was definitely on the wrong path and she would eventually end up on the wrong one too.
#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#ooc post.#AHH... nothing like a little silent hill music to get the creative juices flowing y'all / hj JSJSJ no but it is has been surprising helpful#in helping me come up with more details about what the context was behind this promise that barton made to sumire and why-#she was looking for him in the first place / started these murders in the first place for whatever reason (': i guess BC the music does#give off a unique sort of melancholy and making up more aspects of sumire's character makes me feel a bit like that because-#oh my gosh... is it kind of painful to think about someone remembering they made a promise with another as a kid but the other person-#completely forgetting about this promise in all of the darkness that consumed their life. and i'm not trying to be cheesy by saying-#that i just literally have no other way to say it than that barton literally got completely consumed by his blood-thirst / this twisted#urge he possessed in which he wanted to basically exercise his control over other people like wesley had done to his own victims and it's#like it all came full-circle sadly and i say 'sadly' BC even now the last thing that barton wants to be is like his father#but the family resemblance is unfortunately kind of there regardless and sumire's own father was a monster NGL so it's like#OMG. ladies gents and non-binary pals we are not getting out of this one without feeling a lot of complex emotions jsjsj#tw: mentions of murder#tw: mentions of violence#tw: mentions of toxic family dynamics.
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coming out as aroace was somehow a million times more traumatic than coming out as a lesbian, i dont want to know what people irl will say to me when i start saying im an aroace lesbian...
#sa warning for the tags->#'traumatic' as in lots of people threatened or attempted sa because they thought i was lying or they could fix me#other traumatic things happened but that was the worst part#at one point i dated a guy who essentially threatened and berated me until i admitted he 'fixed' me#and he seriously believed it#(my coming out timeline is complicated cuz i went back in the closet as aroace for a while- came out as lesbian- then as aroace again)#and people STILL say shit like this to me#something i experience as both aroace and a lesbian is how people will say they 'dont believe' me#because i have little crushes on fictional men ??#like HELPPPP OMG. me thinking kristoff from frozen is hot does not negate that i have zero attraction to actual men at all#like thats actually a hilarious thing to say#aromantic#asexual#aroace#arospec#aro pride#meowing (yapping)#venting#?
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My hair is really long and I get lots of compliments on it which is nice but I want to get a pixie cut really bad. I know people’s opinions don’t dictate who I am and I want to look more androgynous but I’m also aware people will find me less attractive which isn’t the worst thing in the world but I find dating so hard already even without being insecure about my appearance and also what if I miss twirling it around my fingers????
#I also know if a haircut brings insecurities to the surface they needed to be dealt with anyway#but how will I be rizzing hot dilfs when I move away next year if they think I’m a boy 😔😔😔#because short hair equals boy as we all know#I HATE thinking about how my gender will be perceived Jesus CHRIST it’s just a fucking haircut#but I’ve seen soooo many videos of women going omg men didn’t find me attractive AT ALL#which … sounds relaxing honestly but I DO find men attractive#and on top of everything my dad says my face is too ‘full’ for a pixie#Will be deleting this post lol I just needed to rant
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the fact that almost every character in ofmd is specifically a gay man is seriously so fucking special like usually a show will have 1 character from a minority group and then that character has to be every single thing - a person the straight/homophobic audience can accept and even like, someone that deals with their issues the way they "should" be dealt with, someone who's not too much of anything but simultaneously everything because every expected trait has to be displayed at some point or another.... versus this show with its massive cast of characters who are all able to embody specific (and extremely varying) ways to be a gay man where all of their journeys and personalities and approaches to their sexualities are so unique to them but so true to people that exist in real life........ i wish i could express this better coz it's such an incredible thing to see it genuinely makes my chest hurt with how much it means to me
#I'm literally forever thinking about that interview lauren faust gave abt how cartoons will#usually only have 1 girl and then that 1 girl has to be every single thing#like she has to be smart and kind and athletic and loud and pretty and cool and funny and every other trait ever#so when she got to make MLP she finally got a chance to have an all girl main cast and that#gave her the chance to make them really feel like unique people because they finally#had the space to just exist as girls without having to be The Girl. so they could have like. specific personalities#LIKE IT'S LITERALLY THAT BUT W GAY MEN IT MAKES ME SO ILL...... IM GATHERING ALL OF THEM IN MY ARMSSS#i really really wish i could explain this better#like omg when izzy is telling lucius how to deal w his issues they're both gay. when ed is reminiscing w fang they're both gay.#literally clawing at the walls they all mean so much to meeeeeeeee#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd s2#ofmd season 2#ofmd spoilers#ofmd meta#i guess ????????#also YES i know there's characters that arent gay men but that's kinda part of my point too#like even in media where there's more than 1 token lgbt person they're always#different identities coz the writer needs 2 different things to explore#instead of exploring how 2 people with the same identity might differ in a thousand little ways#and they also always lose that sense of belonging together that's so essential here#like ohhhmy gof oh mygod they're literally all gay in some way. massive found family of gay ppl....#it's just that i think this show is mostly abt exploring themes of masculinity and mlm so most of the cast being gay men makes cents
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Oh... this is not….
#IT AT ALL#what the fuck………#when has quiet about everything that might be a ‘touchy subject’ (usually fascism racism genocide etc etc etc) Taylor swift has ever used#her platform to talk about anything ever#she’s the epitome of a ‘blank white women who fans can easily mold into whatever they want her to be in their heads’ because shes#never shown who she really was to them#she never says anything about anything she has no opinion on anything at least openly her music is bland and safe and never challenging on#purpose for easy consumption in order to not isolate them despite their views and ideologies#such an ugly thing to post at the beginning of black history month lmfao#don’t her fans still think that she’s gay even though all she ever dates are openly racist white men#rambling#who made this book omg#I know the op of the original tweet was just joking and they’re black so they were like ??? too but jsjsjsjs
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WE DID ITTTTTTTTTTT WE FUCKING DID IT
#gymnastics#mag#im actually crying right now oh my fucking god#men's gymnastics#Olympics#paris 2024#this is so much more satisfying than wag wins because they all played such important roles omg#usa gymnastics#team usa
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I never got too deep into enstars but there are days where I miss Mama 😔
#no one should ever be surprised that I main Boothill >:( /silly#yeehaw partner /jjjjjjjjj#i also like eichi for the aesthetic. he's like if you mix dain's face and ayato's mindset. actual warcriminal emperor-#and i think in terms of singing kaito slays 🔥🔥🔥🔥 I'm sorry.#actually in terms of songs in general imho it's valkyrie and akatsuki HAHAHAH#then idk i think i vibe with most undead songs though i wish there were like valentine eve's nightmare-#PERFECTLY-IMPERFECT 🔥🔥🔥🔥#fORBIDDEN RAIN- okay ill#stfu abt undead songs HAHAH#me typing these tags just slowly but surely reminds me I actually very much enjoy adonis' voice#in terms of trauma I think I got it most from Eden songs HAHAHAHHA the fricking apocalypse dance shit i forgot name but THAT#i love how i went “oh i like undead too but not as much i guess” and then proceeded to talk about undead songs more than akatsuki#and valkyrie HAHAHAHHA I'm a fricking liar#HEY HEY i mostly like valkyrie cuz shu's voice is mesmerizing- and every song in akatsuki slays because of their vocals even if I'm not th#e biggest fan of their genre leave me alone my biggest taste in men depends on their voice 😭😭😭😭😭#though in terms of friendship MaM/DoubleFace CrazyB and alkaloid for sure we'd be friends absolutely-#i played the music!! one not the original and nothing got me as hyped in the story as the fricking crazy roulette HAHAHAHA#GOT ME FEELIN LIKE I WAS IN THE CONCERT#never be a loooooSAAAAAUURRRRR *breakdances*#kiss of life is also mwah they're all my children. i know nothing on properly playing this game but i know i tried to main the christian guy#produce? forgot name but HIM I also love his voice and I have one of his priest card so he fricking dances with the priest uniform HAHAHAH#random confession: i don't have a 5 star mama card. orz.#anyways back to regular chaos in the tags omg aira i remember him what a mood and also the phantom oh frick forgot his name but i have his#sanrio card HAHAHHA 😭😭 i haven't leveled it up. i don't play this religiously-#the grind feels so overwhelming and i understand nothing I'm still on the work task 2 thing HAHHAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#most importantly i want to mention my redhead son i forgot his name but i love him very much my pretty son and his chaotic older bro i#support them both amen#as for fine. i don't really like most their songs that much...? okay this time I'm not lying like with Undead HAHAHAH I do vibe with#tempest nights for SURE absolute bop my dear blue haired clown is my fave fine member (as you can tell i love my loud girlies HAHAHHA)#most knight songs are bops and I like all the members- specially mister ensemble stRaws musiC (my other red haired son)
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need more women to stop buying clothes for their dads, their boyfriends, husbands, brothers etc….. stop babying them!!!!
#the amount of men that don’t know their own size because their wife has done all the clothes shopping for them like omg#stop being a baby and grow the fuck up!!!
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just imagine sleeping next to barton and him just randomly saying either the weirdest and/or the most lowkey frightening thing ever while in his sleep, without the context that he's a sleep-talker. like if this man were real and i heard something like 'they're coming for us' just randomly come out of his mouth... i'm sorry, but i'd definitely not be sticking around there JSJSJ 💀
#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#ANGER'S HELPED ME STAY ALIVE: headcanons.#AHH i suppose one could say it is just another part of the 'tax' that one pays to even be in a friendship with this guy but... OMG#i would also be concerned as to what the hell barton is dreaming about because who. WHO IS COMING FOR US#and y'all should totally comment on this post if you agree with me (no but there's totally no pressure in reality for you all to OFC LOL)#i just. i think it's kind of funny at the same time yes but IDK how marcy dealt with this for so long. like i know she's not#a saint in reference to her character but also SKSKS no. i'm sure a good amount of characters wouldn't want to be hearing some spooky stuff#at like 3 am in the morning when they're trying to get back to bed LMAOOO
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