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someone found a boe at a costco
💥✨HOLY SHIT✨💥
#SKELETON#ask#kamenriderhamo#LEGITIMATELY HOLY FUCK#i have got to find one hundred dollars and fifty dollars.#that so fucking slaps honestly#in terms of instruments that boe would like? honestly? harpsichord. or organ.#i imagine him with good finger dexterity#i love tha piano. i love the sound of an organ and harpsichord so much#thinking about that one song from pacman world 1 for the ps1. the ghost level#well i guess thats every level. its pacman.#that song slaps but its too short. and i listen to it at 1.25x speed because it sounds better that way#but then that just means its even shorter. hell on earth.#also. initially didnt mean to type hot sog. but my fingers slipped and i chose the fate of the hot sog. my burden. perhaps. my blessing.#anyway!!!! thank you so much haam for showing me!!!!!!! wow!!!! boe costs sooo much.#also hi ham :)
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My new hobby is skimming through seasons of Ninj//ago to induce a fever dream like state in my psychese
#I've always had kinda like....petty beef with ninj//ago just cause like. EVERYONE compares it to monkie kid#When they r just not comparable beyond the surface level observation that its legos#Like ninj//ago contributes to the idea of an Asian monolith and uh. It's annoying to me.#It's also so thematically empty and they just reset shit whenever and it barely has characters. It's not good#Which makes me feel crazy when lmk is SO good. Like so so so good#Let it be known I've seen all that's out of drag//on rising#the first 3 seasons of the og show. And I skimmed through possession seabound and both crystal king parts#Gotta say. Sea Nya slaps like what the hell#Ninj//ago isn't good but that was legitimately like. Awesome#So there are officially 1 and a half episodes that I find thematically banging#I'm always a sucker for there being no good choice but still having to choose. Like I am. What decision can you live with#But Nya losing herself to the Sea? Losing her own breath and inhaling the sea to remove the water out of Jay's lungs?#The fact that she only became the water ninja because her friends needed her which eventually pushed her into this fate#Making it so she couldn't remember who she was or what her loved ones meant to her?#Her convo with nyad was like#duuddeeeeeeeeeee. brooooooo#Like she became eternal and endless. A force of nature but there was still a small part of her that remembered what ''good'' is#The part of her that would save a sailor who had gone overboard even if it went against the natural course of the ocean#Because there is no right or wrong there. Except in the small drop of Nya that was left#Like what the FUCK that's CRAZYYY BRO#Like she literally had to pull herself out of herself (the sea) to keep ''Nya'' together like. oh my god. How the cookie crumbles I guess#ninjago critical#anyways I've been losing my mind about Sea Nya and how nothing else in ninja//go is like it I needed to get it off my chest#sea nya
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i love bratz as dolls but i fuckin hate mga as a brand. fuckin idiots
#u make it so hard for me to play with my dollies. evil!!#tales from diana#i am like honestly thinking about how many stupid decisions that brand has made in the past year and like#the fact that they have the gall to be snide about their fans' complaints in a little spotify wrapped meme#girl...#U KEEP BEING STUPID!!!!!#i miss the energy they had like 2 years ago#even their repros recently have been getting so obviously worse#who the hell was asking for more babyz. who was doing that?#like if anything bratz babyz were like a kitsch embarrassing piece of toy history to remind ppl#that yeah even though theyre like a millennial girly twitter meme now. bratz was once unambiguously a brand for kids#and they made stupid toys for kids including but not limited to cunty little baby dolls#not to hate on them for existing at the time. hell i even had them as a kid but i didnt like them as much as the real bratz#and the way they did a poll on which line they should reproduce next and tokyo a go go won and they went and made slumber party anyway#probably because it was cheaper i assume!!! and it's like so silly bc like if youre an adult collector brand now... why do you think#that we want dolls in pajamas? theyre cute but that's not as fun to display as like legitimate fashion pieces#and all their legit collector releases being an asbolute mess#kylie being overstocked and flopping and then the manufactured scarcity for the mean girls and karol g releases#that were all bought up by scalpers in 2 seconds and sold on ebay for several times the original price#but mga doesnt care bc it's like oh we can say 'we sold out' 💅 yeah idiots because of BOTS u did nothing to circumvent#all this and their new dolls arent even as good as their old ones. like alwayz bratz... i was really happy for it but i gotta be so for rea#they're fine. they're cute. but they are NOT on the quality of 2000s bratz at all. theyre so obviously cheaper#and we don't even get the second outfits anymore which was such a staple of the fashion mixing-and-matching originally#it's not even the same brand anymore but they wanna act like they're the hottest shit in the world. best thing to ever happen to dolls#oh please. u will never be barbie. u can't put us through all this and expect endless fawning and support#i just wish the secondhand market for bratz were any better but it's actually worse. so. yaaaaaay
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Also I am VINDICATED that literally all bosses and p.e.s at my new job has said to me "wow you're good at this. This is the fastest anyone has picked this up. You'll advance fast if you actually stay here" Because I can spot design flaws that take like idk engineering sense? I just know what kinds of things are important in design.
So vindicated that I'm a good engineer. Vindicated that I held that company together. They can keep it going (because I set them up to be able to do that) but there is nothing to hold them together. I told the principals that what they'll lose with me is someone to make sure all the parts of the business work together and someone who can make holistic solutions, and that's what they're seeing.
The implication was always that I wasnt a talented engineer. That's what they thought from literally week two (which I know from sources). I wonder what about me made them think in two weeks I was bad at engineering 🤔 I wonder what about me made them think that when I was still learning things like who our customers were and being introduced to people 🤔 literally before I ever took on an engineering project 🤔 not sure! A mystery!
As I was saying in the 'think of things no one has thought of' business class: I have come up with industry standard systems. Is it small? Yes. But it was 100% my design with no co-designers.
#totes bro#is this me not being humble? maybe#but I legitimately think im good at engineering. like i really think im not bad at it#now that everyone around me keeps telling me im good at engineering at the new job (lol)#working in an over 50% female (over 50% nonwhite too) office is great because people dont automatically assume im an idiot#the misogyny in engineering is unbearable#apparently all of the contractors my coworkers work with commit misogyny crimes regularly so its not my imagination#also our whole kind of thing is men make us do their work for them for free because we check for the publics interest#and they dont even try to work inline with what is best. they just try to get away with shit.#EXCEPT for the female PEs! they try to do a good job! so we dont have to pick up their slack#anyway women are simply better engineers. having everyone assume youre bad at engineering makes you better imo#will anyone ever tell you youre better? no.#OH. ALSO. at my last job if the fraud engineer sales guy presented my solutions and products as his own he would get praise from customers#so i eventually stopped saying things were my designs because at least i could get credit that they were good when he presented them#this isnt engineering ethics this is me bitching about misogyny#also with the last post all fields are subject to the military industrial complex. let mech e (and aerospace but you should have known) is#a specific hell because its such a conservative engineering still
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I love hensheng but telling people about its name must have been so awkward. Imagine if someone said "that's a cool sword. What is it called?" and JGY responded with "hating life". I mean, what would you even say to that?
#He was so emo for this#Xy too#Wwx at least had an excuse because suibian was an accident and not that concerning for strangers#I mean a sword should have a concerning name but it's not supposed to make you feel sorry for the owner right?#I desperately want to read the scene of JGY telling LXC and NMJ about what he's naming his sword#LXC is concerned about his mental health and NMJ thinks he's seeking pity#Also.#Immediately after winning the war and getting legitimized I don't think JGY would come up with that name#It's possible that he got it while he was a spy#But imagine if he named it “loving life” at first because hell yeah he just fulfilled his mother's dream#Or at least got close to doing to#But then JGS happened and suddently the name didn't feel suitable#So he renamed it#Or what if there was a ceremony where he was supposed to get his courtesy name and a sword#And was under the impression that he was going to be jin ziyao#He had a fancy poetic name for his sword but once he heard his new name he got overwhelmed by resentment#And said hensheng without considering what other people would think#Because I can't imagine JGS being thrilled about people thinking he was such a bad father that his bastard hated being recognized by him#And let's be honest JGY isn't very good at making snap decisions
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Semi-related to the stuff I post here but anyone else aware of the RIIZE situation? The fact they put him on hiatus just because of a ''dating scandal'' only to finally announce he's coming back TWO DAYS ago and now he's been officially kicked out 'cause Korean fans (mostly girls who are insane and don't view idols as humans) threw a huge fit about it.
As an outsider of the group/fandom I can't speak too much about them but as a k-pop industry anti there's a lot to say about that. It's just so insane to me that in the year 2024, going on 2025, the built-in conception that idols belong to fans, love fans, are dedicated to their fans, and cannot have ACTUAL real love lives without it ruining their entire career is PSYCHOTIC. I cannot stress enough how ABNORMAL and WEIRD that is. I literally do not care to say that at all like if you (general) think it's okay to harass and bully any celebrity, but in this specific case k-pop idols, for doing the most human of things like going out with someone you're a freak, a loser, and you don't deserve to be a fan of anyone.
This idea that fans genuinely believe they have power to control another person's life, because they've been sold that idea by a corporation that makes money off of it, is so fucked up. But what's even worse in this situation is that the company completely threw him under the fucking bus once he lost value in their eyes. They don't care about talent, they don't care about the years of training he put in, they don't care about the relationships and bonds formed between the members that they are now tearing apart, all they wanted to use him for was to sell an image of him to fans, and now that the image has been ''ruined'' to a subset of that fandom, he's worthless to them, so they threw him away.
It's some nasty business. I have so little respect for fans who treat other people like toys, the complete and utter dehumanization of these people just doing a job, and it affects all of them. Like this is not the first and sadly won't be the last a situation like this happens until something about the industry and fan behavior changes.
#Sab talks#remember when Korean TXT fans tried to cancel Taehyun for going to a club?#I fucking do#they were so fucking weird about it#like god forbid a 21 year old guy go and do something most young adults have done#like I'm not even a club person but even I've gone at least once 'cause my friend wanted to for her birthday#it's about the experience and doing something new#hell maybe he actually likes clubbing and now because his fanbase is insane he can't do it#and like that's so sad to me!!!!!!!!!#he should be allowed to do something so normal!!!!!!#but no he literally can't#and I know for a fact that it did legitimate damage to his popularity#Chinese fans still to this day hate Taehyun because if it#it's so fucked up#but at least HYBE/BigHit didn't throw him away like trash because of it#nor did they with the recent shit with Yoongi#I think in this way I might have to actually compliment them and say good for you not abandoning your idols for being human#anyway this got me heated#I just find all this to be insanely gross#text heavy#long post#rant tag
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I get alone with my thoughts for one second and then my brain goes to the VN love interest route I beat yesterday and I go, "jesus fucking christ what the fuck."
#ramblings#it's honestly funny at how shocking it was to me??? i just did not see that happening#i legitimately said out loud as i was playing it and he was having a rough time that he should kill himself to forever change the directory#of people's lives. and then i moved on because OF COURSE that wasn't going to happen. it was funny to me but the game wouldn't do that#but then he had a mental breakdown and kidnapped someone and tried to kill himself and I??????????????? I still cannot process it? what the#spoilers for an otome game route i guess#not giving any details in case you don't wanna know but i have to say#WHAT THE HELL the fuck what? hello? get therapy? hello? how did that lead to a good end where nothing else was confronted? hello? are you o#li: i'll kill myself if you don't love me. mc: +10000 affection#GIRL STOP you both need to go to therapy what the fuck LMAOOOO what did I play and why did it go that way with no warning??? or maybe i was#warned but i automatically told myself no way i was reading too much into it and they'd never BUT THEY DID WHAT WHAT HELLO WHAT??#my friends got me screaming through out the entire thing in group chat#the change from LMAO he should he deserves to fuck up people's lives to Hahah. Ha? He is??? LMAO??? WHAT HELLO?#i think it was extra jarring because the other love interests pissed me off at least once very bad on their routes but this guy cried early#on and opened up and i was like huh. vulnerability. i like that. and he kept on not making me mad and i was like good for him i hope he wor#s through his issues. the same with the mc. BUT THEY DIDN'T. THEY JUST HAVE THIS VERY UNHEALTHY CODEPENDENCY THAT I THOUGHT THE MC WAS WORK#ON FIXING BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO ARGH AAAAAAAHHHH LMAO WHAT THE FUCK#the true route i unlocked fixed some things but they're all still fucked up. i guess they're my blorbo friends now#okay i need this to get out of my system send help
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Doodle I did of my girl Juliet earlier
#keese draws#lobotomy corporation#oc art#not super happy with this but I do enjoy looking at her so I can lower my standards for her#at least I feel like I have a better idea of her general shapes now#I spent hours and hours today on the lob corp grind and I think Im Finally ready to actually move forward with they story#Ive also been thinking abt my nuggets during their lor eras and thats been fun#in particular its been fun to think abt my ogs because half of them are experiencing their crash from finally being free from lob corp hell#and the other half are like frolicking in fields and making friendship bracelets and have made peace with their past and upcoming futures#and that half is the half that are all just godawful people who do not deserve that peace and happiness while the people they actively#traumatized are just left to deal with it#this is mostly abt juliet and loki they both suck I love them sm <3#juliet is the one thats caused more active harm tho since shes that type of boss that will obsess over those she thinks have ~potential~#and once youve caught her attention you are guaranteed to have a horrible time as she will get what she wants out of you no matter what#she doesn't even work on abnormalities anymore just just breaths down ppls necks and fights when need be#loki is very similar in that regard he puts a lot of pressure on his team to provide the results he wants#hes less likely to like. directly psychologically torture those who are under him. but he still isnt a good boss.#hes also more openly rude and disrespectful towards those around him because while neither respect anyone but eachother#loki much more frequently openly states that fact to ppls faces because he feels like everyone around him is wasting his time#now loki actually does legitimately like a few other ppl he works with which is smth that cant rly be said for juliet#but hes also the one whos always on team 'lets murder the newbies for science' so y'know#ding is like his least favorite person here and its like 30% because he specifically accepted her into the info department because he#planned on getting her killed to finish off some research on a tool abno that was being worked on#but she survived the process so now she just like actually works here and he despises her despite the fact that shes rly good at her job#juliet doesn't usually send ger guys to die on purpose but if they do die she doesn't care#she simply feels that if they die early they were weak links anyways#she will still be 'nice' to newbies and to all of her coworkers for that matter but she still has quite the bad reputation regardless#some newbies do fall for her polite act but anyone whos been here for more than like a few days knows that she doesn't give a shit abt them#theyre both doing fine in lor theyre just like we may have lost everything but at least we have eachother :) (mason wants to strangle them)
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rare footage of me sitting in my boss’ office giving her all the campaign tea and ranting about david zaz (derogatory)
#OFMD#RenewOFMD#SaveOFMD#Renew as a crew#It’s making me so 🥺 that she’s legitimately interested to know what’s going on#I’d say she’s INVESTED at this point actually#Like I’ve got projects to do but she was still like ☕️👀#And she’s also very curious to know why the HELL they could cancel it#She doesn’t think it makes any sense either#Which is very good to hear from an outside perspective#She also believes we have a fighting chance because we’re making so much noise#And I’m like MAN I HOPE SO 😭😭😭#SURE DO HOPE SO
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Not to make you miraculous post on your pony blog but I feel like Chloe deserved to at least be redeemed somewhat. Why give Zoe all the development?
Chloe should have been redeemed and she & Zoe should have shared the bee miraculous. Imagine the plotlines
#ive posted a lot about how chloe was so so so disappointing but i truly just cannot understate it enough#literally NEVER seen a show fumble that bad#like how do you set up a legitimately good and well paced story arc just to throw it away#some people told me that it was because the creator hated chloe and didnt want her to be redeemed. which like. ok fine#but then why did they go so far out of their way to give her a redemption arc. why did they do that. they just didnt have to do that#but they did it and its so weird!!!#chloe deserved better#ironically them screwing up her storyline so bad made me care about her ten times more than i did before#i havent seen season 5 so again. no spoilers or whatever for that#but just what ive seen of zoe so far im like. man she is boring as hell. they really really really needed Chloe to be the edge of the group#she is truly the missing component#miraculous ladybug#not art#i love putting the meat of the post into the tags. good format#i still have so many miraculous thoughts lol
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im the number one mickbell fan
#i think about him so much#firstly just because hes funny to me but also because he drives me insane between his similarities & differences with chilchuck and#like. actually just every aspect of his backstory i hate him hes so good i genuinely find him very well written it makes perfect sense why#living where he did for so long and witnessing what he witnessed hed end up being so untrusting of other people hed reject even people#trying to help him very directly and of course he would become borderline codependant to kuro who is probably one of the first people to#both extend genuine trust to mick and also prove himself to be trustworthy as well. i think to mick its legitimately them against the world#everybody else may as well be secondary as long as hes got kuro hell be fine... is any of this coherent#sorry to the normal people if this shows up in tags im too lazy to censor#please let my artblock explode so i can draw 5 million of him#im insane#hymn.txt
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spending any amount of time on twitter is like walking slowly towards the chernobyl elephants foot
#i just want to see peoples art i feel like fanart is so hard to see here now bcus ppl get demoralized when nobody reblogs it#but like otherwise i have to go on TWITTER#its genuine hell#anyway people are talking about how izzy dying is somehow the worst thing anyone has ever done and it erases any good that came from ofmd#yknow the show with one of the most diverse casts and crews ive ever seen in my life thats about middle aged gay romance#but yeah killing off the morally gray character who most of the fandom hated last year negates every bit of good the show ever did#legitimately fuck off#i think we all need to take some media literacy classes PLEASE#cus like wtf do u mean he died for no reason it was practically spelled out in all his big speeches in the last ep#and it was foreshadowed the whole fucking season!!!!#just cus u couldnt see it doesnt mean it wasnt there#and just because u didnt understand what the show is trying to do doesnt mean its bad writing#grow tf up PLEASE jesus christ#thanks for coming to my ted talk#anyway
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you cant just leave me with that
JHSKDFHJKSDFJK ok reasonable.
ive seen your pokey x paul and i understand and support your dreams but unfortunately. i have a pokey ship that im attached to that is objectively Worse.
ok let me explain: i watched workin boys with my boyf when it dropped. after we watched npmd. and despite knowing nothing about what workin boys was gonna be going in, we both had the SAME ASSUMPTION:
we both assumed the Boys were pokey-possessed (im p sure on the livestream it just said they were ghosts???? or something??? i dont know)
AND we BOTH thought the twist was gonna be that ""Chad"" is POKEY
which COULD have really interesting lore implications. it could imply a couple interesting things! it could imply that stu, mark, steve, leighton, and hidgens were like. in a cult of some kind, that all worshipped pokey, and talked about him in code by calling him "chad".......or. the much funnier alternative. pokey is just a part of the workin boys polycule JHKSDLFHJKLSDFHJKL FOR NO REASON.
then that idea completely spiraled out of control and then we had brilliant ideas such as "pokey was jealous of the other boys taking all of hidgens attention so he smited him with the Foresight Beam to see what would happen" and "chad actually rejected hidgens when he asked him out so pokey apothosized chad and accepted for him bc he thought henry deserved it and then just dated him like normal and hidgens just doesnt notice that ""chad"" has bright blue eyes and likes singing a lot more than he used to"
we (me n my boyf) just love this dynamic for some reason,,,???? its gotten a little unhinged. pokey is just utterly obsessed with this man for no reason. he sees him as a kindred spirit. the Foresight Lightning Beam was supposed to be a gift but it can more closely be equated to a scientist zapping a mouse as positive reinforcement so they can watch what will happen. its how they knew and apothosized the corpses of greg and stu so fast (since we know know that at least stu IS probably the guy hidgens recognized as such in tgwdlm, since hes both played by corey; obv greg had to be recast but my point stands). pokey inadvertently helped create workin boys and thats how the hive knew the coreography and words in tgwdlm because they have been WAITING for an opportunity to sing and dance with their favorite boy!!!!!!
we were joking but it became Not A Joke so fast. ive drawn fanart.
so. pokey x hidgens is real to me. we call it pidgens :)
#workin boys spoilers#THIS ISNT A LEGITIMATE THEORY OR ANYTHING AJHKSFHJKLHJKL obviously this is not the case but its so fucking funny#i saw a post a few days ago saying that chad was confirmed not to be pokey and im sure thats true but idk where its coming from#me and my boyf also have an rp channel in our serv where we rp as characters texting each other and the lords in black have a group chat#and at least once every convo one of them teases pokey for favoriting hidgens#'where are you going? to hang out with your BOYFRRIIIEENNND?'#'who wants to come hang out with me at watcher world? not pokey hes not invited hes too busy being gay'#also pokey has a bit in the group chat where he pretends to have a fucking insane opinion so everyone gets upset#and then he does 'aaand scene. good performance everyone'#and everyone gets SO FUCKING MAD because he TRICKED THEM INTO ACTING AGAIN#sorry thisis getting off topicsjdklfhjkls#anyway. gay as hell to rip out a mans organs while holding him lovingly in your arms
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Because a monster has never been anything more than a human in a mask. Because a monster breathes, and their heart beats and their brain thinks, and it is the choice, the decision to harm others that makes them a monster. More often than not monsters are people who grew up hurt and terrified and never had the space to process it so they never stopped being scared.
And when you try to stop being a monster you have to acknowledge that you were a monster. That you have been a monster. And what does that mean for you? You, what, just get to get better, now? And what about your victims? They just have to get better too?
And if you want to stop a monster, you have to attack a person, who is terrified and has given up on themselves and is hurting others because of it, but a person none the less.
You don't get to pretend they're just a monster because they hurt someone. I'm not even saying you can't kill them, you just have to mourn them too. You have to recognise this is no dragon, no dark lord, no creature of myth, this is a person who was hurt for so long that they internalised that hurt as correct.
Every movie with a sentient villain is a zombie movie, in a sense. And people walk around as if evil exists. As if the devil has ever been more than the face in the mirror. You don't get to pretend you're better than the monsters because you are blind to their humanity.
The monster is man. It always has been.
And the argument that I see with my stance Is that, I argue that all ‘evil’ stems from a person being actively harmed at some point to a degree where they internalised it, so what was the first thing? What was the first god awful Domino in this chain of anguish?
I think it was nature. People being eaten. People starving. People freezing and drowning and dying everywhere. I think the devil's name is generational trauma, and I think his song is the little fear in your head. The things you think but won't look at for fear that their answer would be too damning.
Everytime you feel that tingle of dread and brush it aside without inspection, that's the devil whispering your name. Because the devil is all of us, on a day worse than today.
(How else would he be in both your mirror and mine?)
#vent#philosophy#the way people understand good and evil makes me fucking insane#there is something so deeply upsetting about online discourse about fucking nonsense that everyone treats as legitimate#the notion that punishing anyone for anything would ever fucking stop them if you didn't kill them is absurd#none of this stupid middle shit#stop dicking around#kill or reform#whats it gonna be#because just punishing them only makes them sneakier and angrier#this goes for absolutely all bad things#without exception#also? fuck all that Christian holier than thou shit. you wanna help? make a real fucking stance on something and fight for it#i dont even care if its for or against the shit i stand for#just make a goddamned CHOICE#none of this 'praying for you' shit.#if you think someones in danger#pick up a weapon or admit you arent actually that invested#snd yes donating can help yoo in certain situations but also separately the way people talk about areas in bad situations riles me to hell#but thats a whole separate rant
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Kids, we know how interest works, right? A while back I made a post about how credit card interest can screw you, but we know how interest can be good for you too, right?
I suspect we don't know about this because on one of the posts I made about it someone said something about how it is evil that money can make money, but you know that's not just for the ultrawealthy, right? That is legitimately something that you can and should take advantage of in some kind of retirement/savings/investment account.
Let us say that you are twenty years old, have no money to put into a savings account, but have a job that pays you well enough that you've got twenty dollars to spare from each paycheck.
Let us say that you put that into a normal savings account; normal savings accounts have an average interest rate of .56 APY. Let us say you are going to be working until you are sixty, and that you will add forty dollars to that account every month (twenty bucks from each paycheck) for a total of $480 per year.
At the end of 40 years you would have about $21.5k.
That's a pretty good chunk of change! twenty thousand dollars is a lifechanging amount of money. But look at the total interest. In forty years you would have accrued only $2300 in interest.
Now, instead, let us imagine that you are a member of a credit union that offers you a free, high-yield savings account with a decent APY. Everything else being the same, but putting that money in an account with a 4% return does this:
Your total contributions that you put in stay the same, but the amount of money you have at the end of forty years more than doubles.
Let's say you have a thousand dollars to put in the account at the beginning and run it again.
Low interest account: you add $1000 at the start and have an extra $1200 at the end.
High interest account: you add $1000 at the start and have an extra $4000 at the end.
There are many, many very stable opportunities for savings that will grow your money. Fifty thousand dollars isn't a retirement plan, but it's a hell of a lot better than what you would have if you just stuck cash in a savings account or if you didn't save any money at all.
I know how hard it can be to save. I know it feels impossible to put money aside, but even if you start with no money and can tuck away five dollars a week you can get a LOT out of that five dollars a week.
This certainly isn't "you can't buy a house because you get coffee at the cafe," but it something that can HELP.
Now, let's suppose you're not twenty. Let's suppose you're in my boat, and you're (almost) forty and you're going to be saving for twenty years. You still don't have a lot of cash, but you know it has less time to grow interest, so you double your contribution and you put in forty dollars for each paycheck for a total of $960 a year.
That is extremely very much not the same thing as putting in forty bucks a month for twenty years. Instead of your interest being nearly one and a half times the amount of your contributions, it is around half.
If you are a young person (honestly even if you are not a young person) and it is in any way possible for you to start putting money into any kind of an investment account, you should do so as soon as humanly possible. The earlier you do it, the more interest you will have and the more money you will end up with when you are nearing retirement age.
This is how individual retirement plans work. This is what a 401K does, but sometimes it does that with matching contributions from your employer (so your employer matches whatever you put into the account up to a certain percentage of your pay). 401K accounts also often have higher APYs than high yield savings accounts, though they have more limitations on how and when the money can be pulled out.
If you are broke as fuck and never learned anything about investing or interest from your family because your family was broke as fuck too, now is the time to learn. r/PersonalFinance is a reasonable resource (and if you ever happen to have a windfall that's the first place I would point you for figuring out how to make the most of it) for learning about this stuff.
Thinking about money sucks! Being afraid you'll never be able to retire sucks! Having to figure out how to save sucks! But there are tools out there that even very fucking broke people can use to make that suck less.
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Aqua fact time did you know dgr was a sp/in of mine for years and I had like a kajillion ocs for it. In general, media with aspects of killing games tends to pique my interest more than other things and I enjoy reading about it even if I don't have the guts to handle actual gore or other things associated with that. (mentioning this for media such as sa.w, nyat so much for dgr since. it's. animated. pepto bismol ass blood. etc etc)
#➳ the fool speaks#I'm a sa.w fan in spirit but nyat actually in any shape or form I'd probably get legitimately traumatized watching any of the movies dude#but rereading the tv tropes pages over and over and over and looking @ posts about it was my OBSESSION for 1-2 months ish last year#i blame my massive interest in aln.st partially on the death game aspect of it (although because it mainly focuses on the character#relationships and the music that's. well. obviously a bigger factor. y'know)#hell i even watched a review of one of those. really gratuitous horror novels. and i mean did it make me paranoid Yes was it also really#intriguing Yes did i manage to un-paranoia myself by imagining my fictional fiance protecting me Also Yes Why Did You Ask That#That's An Oddly Specific Question But Okay#i think that's very silly of me btw. and mature. like maybe it seems childish but fighting a fictional threat w a fictional protection who#i love dearly was actually a good idea on my end. and hey. it worked. wahoo !#anyways i ♡ death game media actually. i can't watch/read like 99% of it but I'm a fan of those in spirit ♡♡♡
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