#because it led him to this

[brain-rot-central]

I headcanon that Astarion would sing lullabies in Elvish to his newborn(s).

I read this last night when it came in and immediately wanted to cry. I thought giving it a few hours would change that but honestly it just made it worse.

Tav/Durge sleeping and he's on night duty. I can just see him gently pacing back and forth in their living room, fireplace going and he's softly singing the maybe one or two lullabies he remembers in Elvish (he assumes his parents must have sang them to him as why he remembers them) until the babe settles down. And then he'll sit on the recliner with them cradled in his arms, staring out the window as they're both bathed in the moonlight that pours through. Kissing their tiny little forehead.

He's forever amazed that they exist. And as he looks upon them, it's hard to imagine he ever lived a life different from this.

[astrhae]

Can I watch?

GOOD OMENS S2E5 + some underrated Crowley shots

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Normal Friend Behaviour.

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[mirellapryce]

Imagine for a moment if right after Niko had pointed out the starfish to Edwin and said "They're in love." Charles had come in, completely oblivious and pointed to them saying, "Hey, they're just like me 'nd you, right Edwin?"

[canisalbus]

i would like to imagine that after machete dies, vasco starts collecting red things. red, like the soles of machetes shoes and the hems of his cassocks, the front of his nightgowns after a heavy nosebleed. or maybe he collects pink things, like machete's nose and ears and paw pads, or things white like his fur. he never collects anything black, however. red like the hems but never black like the fabric. black is too sad. it's grief, it's unfathomable loss and it means admitting machete is actually gone, stolen from the world. but ludovica is there, and she indulges his collections in little ways on the occasion. it's a small comfort, her love for her husband in their lavender way.

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[citrusai]

taash said "they were doing it" and people ran with the interpretation of an npc that doesn't know solas or the history of the elvhenan even when bellara interjected and said, no, that's not right. that's not how it was for the elvhenan. they formed bonds before they had physical bodies. and people ran to doompost or create weird anti-solavellan shit even though mythal & solas refer to each other as old friends and when she releases him there is no tenderness or love in it. it is the act of unchaining a dog from his post, the stepping down of a general. but to each their own ig.

[merakiui]

okay okay I just. So. In Hunchback of Notre dame, frollo is a huge conflicted pervert. And he sniffs Esmes hair. Steals an article of her clothing and sniffs it aggressively. Ect. This is VERY yandere Frollo coded to be. Especially after meeting the prefect with no magic what so ever. Perfect.

AAAA YESSSS!!! Rollo is such a clothes stealer and sniffer!!!! He's so icky...... swiping your underwear for himself and using it to get off. >_< better he cums with this article of clothing wrapped around his dick than inside you. You're just so pure and untainted,,, it's a miracle you've managed to remain so while being surrounded by so many filthy mages at that Night Raven College! He's determined to keep your purity intact and he believes he's the only one qualified to look after you.

Imagine the Glomas plot, but instead you're taken hostage by Rollo before he sends the rest of the NRC students down to the channels beneath the city. >:) something something,,, Rollo holding you while you're struggling and he's whispering to you all about how there's no need to be so panicked. Aren't the flowers pretty? Come, let him take you to a better vantage point (the bell tower). You won't want to miss the fiery swarm as it consumes the city. <3 soon, the world will be rid of magic and then all will be right. Surely you would understand this, he's saying, spidery fingers creeping along your shoulder. Gross, terrible Rollo leaning in to smell your hair or even your neck,,,,

Missed opportunity for Rollo to be even more villainous than he already is...... oh, to have him kidnap you and to then have the one he thinks is so pure betray him by ringing the bell.... in my mind, this is the canon Glomas, but then that would take away the confrontation Idia has with Rollo and that's a really good moment that's immensely important to the narrative. AAAAAA OTL I just think he should kidnap his darling as a treat. Prime enrichment for Rollo.

[auspicioustidings]

Now I pretty much missed the whole thing, but to be clear Barracks Bunny is a derogatory term which is why it's hot in the context of dark content? It's also very hot to imagine the likes of Soap actively claiming the term because he loves that it's a degrading way to call him a slut? Like you are interacting with darkfic, what's not clicking?

Anyway, Gaz gets Soap for secret santa and gets him a playboy bunny outfit as a gag gift only to be gagged when he swans in wearing it with no shame what so ever. This man has been slutting about and not one of his team has called him on it or teased him or said something horribly mean, what's a man gotta do to get some degradation around here? He's trying his fucking best to get one of them to say something mean and they're all just letting him live his life and being supporting? Christ he hopes the discomfort of the thong trying to bisect him and the time he took to make one of the bunny ears flop over just so isn't a waste and they actually take the damn bait for once.

[epicfirestormer]

Why did he think that was a good idea to say

[breesperez139]

Dc x Dp Prompt #3

Immortal Ghost King Au:

Daniel Fenton was crowned as High King Phantom of the Infinite Realms on his 16th birthday. He knew many were opposed to him being crowned at such a young age (he was too), but the Realms had gone too long without a ruler and it was getting restless.

The Realms were sentient to some extent. It can not run itself as it has no form but it chooses a host, a King if you will, to fulfill its wishes. It may have lived on an entire millennia without a ruler, but it was only out of sheer luck and the contributions of countless gods that it had survived. The Infinite Realms needed a King and Danny Phantom was the only contender.

So the people were ignored and their boy king was crowned. However Phantom was young and naive, a child as both a human and a ghost. Even worse, he knew nothing about being a king. But the little godling would learn and learn he did.

Most kings were taught before they were coronated, but Danny had no such privilege. His coronation came and left with the wind. His private lessons overshadowed any thoughts he had left of mortal schooling. And Danny gave up on living a normal human life.

That last part was perhaps the easiest for Danny. Amity Park was already considered too liminal for them to have any “sentience”. The GIW had all but declared war on the Realms with their continuous violent actions upon his people and the land itself.

It wasn’t difficult for Amity to give up their “rights” and “humanity” either. They said good riddance to the world that never helped them, to the heroes that ignored their cries for help. And they bowed to Phantom, declaring him their King, just as he declared them citizens of the Infinite Realms.

He welcomed his liminals with open arms, vowing to protect them from any harm that would come their way, just as he would with any of his other citizens. He gave them a home in the Realms, an island- no a haunt of their own should they wish to truly reject the land of the living, and they accepted. Not many wanted to try their luck against the human government.

But with a God, no, their King on their side, they knew their safety and happiness was all but assured. After all, it was Phantom who protected them even as they turned their own backs at him. It was Phantom who fought against foes that could have erased him from existence.

And of course it was Phantom who would now receive any and all support he could ever want and need should he declare war against the humans of Earth. No, there was no need for people of the Infinite Realms to worry. High King Phantom was a God after all. It was only ever his right to exact divine punishment onto those who opposed and threatened his will. It was not their fault if the humans actively went against his will. No, the humans had no one but themselves to blame for whatever came for them.

[zivazivc]

my brainrot about these two can be measured in liters

[mobius-m-mobius]

You wanna hear a good story? Listen to this one.

Mobius + comfort

[nelkcats]

Death Loves No One

Cause if he did he'd want to keep them forever

After obtaining the title as Ghost King and losing all his family, Danny started to feel lonely. He had friends, ghosts that would stay for eternity by his side but it wasn't the same. Danny felt that his personal connections were what kept him sane, the evenings with Clockwork calmed him down, but it wasn't the same calm that Jazz used to provide.

So, when he was given the title of Equilibrium it wasn't really a big deal. It was just another title among a thousand others, Clockwork advised him to visit earth to discover his purpose but also warned him that he would not look human.

Danny accepted it but didn't take it seriously, he couldn't help but get scared when people started screaming around him. He wasn't doing anything weird, he was visiting the cemetery, his family's graves, but everyone was running away scared.

He realized that since he lost Jazz (the last one to leave) he no longer looked human. He wondered if it was possible that someone might be interested in talking to him but dismissed it. Some people began to nickname him "Death" because all he did was stay in the cemetery.

That's why it was extremely rare to find a boy calling him every day and making a small talk, he became attached to the boy. The boy would visit different graves but always stayed to talk to him, never yelled, or called him a bad name. Danny couldn't help but love him the same way he loved his family.

He wasn't surprised that the boy died soon after (knowing him brought misfortune didn't it?), but he never stopped visiting the cemetery. So, when the boy rose from his grave completely disoriented, Danny wondered if it was somehow his fault.

[lizzybeeee]

Solas addressing current day Thedas about his plans to bring down the Veil:

[navree]

"rhaenys could have ended the war by dracarysing all the greens right there" yes because a distant relation to the throne deciding to barbecue an anointed and publicly positively hailed king and his entire family who is well loved within the city and in multiple other parts of the country for the sake of the succession of a far-away princess no one was ever on board with who hasn't been seen by the populace in literal years, her psycho husband, her three obvious bastards, and two toddlers from the psycho husband would go over super well with westeros and especially in king's landing where scores of the still-cheering population were killed for no reason by that same dragon who would do the barbecuing, because when targaryens act unilaterally without thinking of how the people would react there's never any problem, which is why the storming of the dragonpit and robert's rebellion were actually just collective delusions dreamed up by readers who hate rhaenyra and not key parts of the story and house targaryen's history that directly contributed to their demise and are intrinsic to the plot

truly team black stans are made up of only the most genius and media literate amongst us

[skywalkr-nberrie]

Suggesting that Anakin’s love for Padmé was “conditional” doesn’t fit right when you know he continues to love her just as intensely and feel extreme guilt and remorse over what HE did to her for the entirety of his life.