#because i would any day they're so bbg

[azrakaban]

Heyyy how are youu?

I saw your resquests are open and i wanted to ask:

Enemies to lover with the boys? Mattheo pretty please and reader being a hufflepuff?

Like the whole you meet and both hate each other from the start for years because reader is always in her own world reading caring for magical creatures but she isnt afraid to talk back to them when they're arguing (like calling them players or returning their insults) until one of them as a 'fuck it' moment and kisses the reader and confess their love?

Sorry that was long thank you for taking time to read and thank you if you do write it 🤭💋

I'm great my lovely! Having a good day? Did you drink and eat 2day? :)

actually fr giggled and blushed when making this tbh, have so many Hufflepuff friends so basing this off of them <3 Also totally happy to write for Mattheo hes so bbg !

Careful - Mattheo Riddle

Mattheo Riddle didn't like you. That was clear to anyone who saw you two interact, and honestly, there never seemed to be any kind of reason behind it.

The assumption was just basic house prejudice, but Mattheo was fine with other Hufflepuffs, so why were you so 'special'? You knew he had it in him to be nice, heck, you'd harboured a crush on him since third year, so why now had he decided to be an ass?

Maybe it was that you had a habit of tripping over certain uneven flagstones when reading, or accidentally smashing bottles in potions because you'd spotted a niffler. But you couldn't help being clumsy, right?

Everytime something like that happened, Mattheo would give a sigh and eye roll, which made you upset, naturally. It's not like you wanted to fall over!

As a result you would confront him and he would say the obvious. 'you're so uncoordinated it's almost painful to watch.' Well unfortunately for you, it actually was painful.

So you could imagine the reaction when Snape paired you for potions.

"Careful."

"Shut up, I am being."

A quiet sigh.

"CAREFUL!" He threw out a hand to steady a jar of frogspawn you had nearly knocked over. You glared at him.

"It wasn't my fault, it was in an awkward place..." You said quietly.

Mattheo rolled his eyes, with that same sigh. "I'm sure it was."

You rolled your eyes, mocking him. He raised an eyebrow.

"Mocking me? Real mature n/n." You mocked him again, and he copied you.

"Mr Riddle, Ms L/N, something you'd like to share?" Snape said acidly. You quickly stopped, shaking your heads.

"No sir."

Once he had turned away, Mattheo muttered to you. "Your fault."

You gasped, offended. "It was yours, whore!" You replied indignantly.

Mattheo scoffed, trying to continue work on the potion. You pushed him to the side, and he looked at you in shock for a second, before pushing you out the way.

You did the same, and it turned into a war, before you both pushed at the same time and ended up on the floor.

"L/N, Riddle, Detention." Snape said greasily. "And leave the class."

You both packed your things, flushing, and left.

"Your fault." He murmured, smirking.

"Honestly fuck you." You replied.

"Careful."

"Shut up."

"CAREFUL!"

You turned, glaring. "How about, until told otherwise, I'll be careful?"

Mattheo rolled his eyes. "Good idea."

You two were stuck in detention together, polishing trophies. Mattheo sniggered.

"You should get one for falling over, your face seems to have magnetic attraction to the floor." You bit back an exasperated scream.

"Look, I don't get why you hate me Mattheo, but just stop!"

"y/n-"

"No, no, just shut up! Can you just stop?"

"Y/N-"

"I don't like it when I fall over, it hurts, but you seem to be a sadist on some level-"

"Okay fuck it, I'm just going to shut you up."

Mattheo kissed you then, cupping your face in his hands, pulling back after a few seconds.

"I don't like it when you fall over either, you know, y/n." He said, rolling his eyes. "I can tell it hurts, so it irritates me that you're not more careful! You get hurt, Y/N, I see the bruises, and that hurts me too. Just... look out for yourself? For me?" He pleaded with you.

You froze, trying to process.

"Okay so... you don't hate me?" You said, confused.

"No actually, I kiss all the people I hate to shut them up. Oh look, here comes Potter, I'd better give him a snog. NO, Y/N, I DON'T HATE YOU." He laughed.

You giggled quietly, then smirked. "You like me." You said in a sing song voice.

Mattheo flushed slightly. "Do not." He grumbled.

"Youuuuu like meeee." You sang, giggling.

He kissed you again, effectively shutting you up as you kissed him back.

"You like me too though, y/n, let's not forget that." He smirked.

"You know you can't just kiss me every time you need me to be quiet." He laughed at that.

"Don't worry, I plan on kissing you a lot more than that. Though you do have quite a tendency to yap." He reminded you.

You poked your tongue out, moving back to the trophies to continue your detention, and nearly tripping over another wobbly flagstone.

"CAREFUL!"

Love and thanks for the request, hope this was what you were looking for, remember to eat and drink water <3

[spitefulfemme]

i love being cared for and spoiled just as much as the next lesbian, but it's so important to do the same for the other person in the relationship.

helping them out when they've had a bad day, give them a shoulder to cry on or a neck to hide their face in, reassure them that they'll be ok no matter how much the world feels like it's crashing down on just them and them alone. or if they're not that much into physical touch, just lending an ear helps. even if you can't give them great advice, just being there and letting them get their bad day off their chest says a lot, and it means even more. and some people don't like to talk about their bad days. that's ok too. sometimes it's just space that they need but sometimes they just need to be distracted from their bad day. indulge in some of their favorite hobbies with them, watch a comfort show/movie of their's, cook them their favorite meal.

remembering the little things and doing them just because. adding in small details that you've remembered they hold so dear to their heart for whatever reason. it always feels good to know you're actually being listened to.

can we pls normalize femmes paying for stuff? just a little bit???? please queens/kings????? listen guys, i'm not complaining if you want to take care of me financially, i am a broke bitch! but WHEN i do have money, (not very often😞) at least let me buy you some ice cream with it or SOMETHIN'- PLEASE! i know ice cream isn't a super big responsibility but it's always felt weird to me seeing the relationship dynamic where one person supports themselves and their partner financially, and the partner doesn't even reciprocate it occasionally???? THIS IS NOT ME DEMONIZING THIS LIL DYNAMIC OR WTV, i just personally do not vibe with it. but do whatever makes you happy, bbgs. i know there are other ways of taking care of someone other than supporting them financially but i'd love to even be able to do it just once in a while, if not all the time. (all the time is not likely bcs once again i can't save money for shit....)

i know i mentioned this for like five seconds in my first or second lil paragraph but cooking is such a reassuring thing to do. cooking someone their favourite meal or just any meal is a love language that we look past too often and i am sick of it!!!!! (this is coming from someone who tried to make homeade hamburger helper with burrito beef two nights ago btw... don't look at me.) it's such a quiet way of love admittance. but then genuineness is there and it's abundant. mostly if your partner is of culture, i bet that would be an amazing and quite heartwarming surprise for them to see. (meow:3)

i could go on and on and on about reciprocity but it's 2am and i don't feel like writing anymore...

⁻ this post was made by a minor, mdni accs dni!

[the-last-f2p]

teenager Reader who feels insecure about their scars for (yandere) oda ( yandere) ango and (yandere) dazai ( together platonic ofc and I would like for reader to be fem or gender neutral)

TW: Gender neutral reader, swearing, yandere behaivour, implied kidnapping, I feel like Dazai was close to manipulating reader but bbg Ango saved the day.

Oda has been increasingly getting worried about you. Maybe it was just a teenage thing? But Dazai never acted like you were doing so queue worried father figure.

Ango on the other hand could care less are you dying? No? Then it doesn't really matter. He does care though he's too sleep deprived to give any fucks .

Dazai knows exactly whats going on. He knows everything about you and it's absolutely not creepy! He just really likes you to the point of not obsessing over you.

So when they all gather around to figure out what the hell is wrong with you well Oda and Ango try and figure it out Dazai is trying to brainstorm ideas on how to off himself. But he'll occasoinally put in some input.

And after 1 painstaking hour Dazai finally speaks up

"Oh is that what you're trying to figure out? Oh they're self concious cause of their scars." Dazai just smiles like he wasn't messing with them and that he deffintly only figured it out at that moment.

Shock.

Absoulte shock and then aggressive calling of you they were practically screaming for you to come to the Lupin.

You rushed there obviously thinking that something horrible happened but oh? But the trio where all there looking perfectly fine well as fine as they usally are.

"Why didn't you tell us? Do you not trust us?" Ango started giving you a worried mom look what is he talking about.

"I-" You were slightly confused but Ango continued "Is it because of Dazai?" You mean depending on what it was it could be but you decided to just say.

"Why would it be because o-"

"If it's cause of me I'm sorry I didn't mean to make you self concious about your scars Y/Nnnnn..!" Dazai says in an over dramatic tone.

"Be quiet." Finally someones on your side "They're obviously not gonna tell us." You were about to thank Oda but you got bandages chucked at your head. Wait..

"Here. Maybe you can use these? Out of sight out of mind.. Oh that was stupid sorry.." Oda smiled at you awkwardly it was nice of him you guess?

"But thoughtful~" You add on to what he said. "GASP Y/N has bandages are you gonna match with me are you are you are you?" Dazai picked the bandages out of your lap and started to unravel them "Can I put 'em on? I'm an expert y'know?" Dazai grins.

"Well I haven't decided yet..." "C'mon pleeeaasssee.?" "LEAVE THEM ALONE DAZAI" "Pleeeaaassseee Ango?" You tuned out the rest of the conversation but you felt a little more comfortable now with yourself , your friends, your everything. That's great anything to make you feel comfortable in one of their houses unable to leave. For your saftey of course.

[deadgirlwalking91]

So I don't want to presume, so instead of headcanons, I'll just say these are vibes I get from your TYFTV characterizations, post whenever they decide to just fuck already lmao

- Lute seems like a boyband girl- STAY WITH ME HERE. I don't ever see her going to concerts, or really interacting with merchandise or their following in anyway other than listening to the music, but she strikes me as the type to have a couple NSYNC and Backstreet Boys CDs hidden in "Classical Mix for meditation" marked cases.

- Adam is not a fan, but, because he loves his BBG, has done some "covers" for her in private, golden eyes just a glittering the whole time.

- Lute and Adam spar after getting together, and it can get intense, bruises and marks and everything by the end, but they always do it at the end of the day because they know they're gone be ready to SMASH by the end of it.

- Every now and then they take baths together and every time they never actually get around to doing anything but spooning, they shower after.

- Lute thinks she knows how strong Adam is, but sometimes he really shows just how hard he can go, and Lute goes into flustered girlthoughts mode.

That is all! Love TYFTV!

Hey Anon! I fucking adore ALL OF THESE! OK lemme address: - Big yes. I mean why the fuck not, she already reads trashy novels. You can't tell me the girl doesn't sing to 'I Want it That Way' in the shower. Or 'If You're Getting Down'/'Baby When the Lights Go Out' by 5ive. Now I know what I'm listening to this afternoon haha! - He would. But not in a 'Ryan Gosling from the Barbie movie serending Barbie with Matchbox 20' kinda way. She'd just be staring at him with actual heart eyes. On the outside he's like 'fuck my life' but on the inside he just loves how happy she is. - Oh yeah. Most of the time they don't even make it to the showers, they just fuck nasty on the spot. There's been a few close counters, and once Layla walked in on them, rolloed her eyes and walked back out, closing the door behind her. - The bath ends up being a rather sentimental spot in the house for them. We're not quite done with the bath yet in TYFTV either so I'll keep my mouth shut with this one ;) - Honestly, that thought has ME going into flustered girlthought mode, oops 🤭 but when he pins her down after throwing her around? Oh yeah. This ask was AMAZING Anon, thank you! <3 if anybody else has any headcanons/thoughts like this re TYFTV then please send them my way!

[youremyheaven]

https://www.tumblr.com/youremyheaven/754471721589997569/httpswwwtumblrcomyouremyheaven75444648981897?source=share

Gonna go find me a Venusian man. Only they can fix me now. Literally the perfect man for me I think would be a Venusian.

Me lmfao 😂🤭

Manifesting a healthy evolved Venusian man for u bbg, YOU DESERVE IT 🥺✨😩🤌🏻

I know I hype Venusian men up a lot etc but I just want to take this opportunity to say that they're not immune to being flawed.

It's just that I have more patience for a Venusian man's flaws than I do for other planetary types. At the end of the day, it's about what you're willing to put up with 👀

An imbalanced and immature Venusian man will be a womanizer, they have a crazy high libido but they don't enjoy sex for its own sake because of their Venusian nature BUT they will keep chasing that high repeatedly and it WILL corrode them from within.

Sex addicted Venusian men who sleep around always look like they're rotting

Venus naks are predominant in the charts of many many notorious sex offenders 😭😭😭💀 (including Harvey Weinstein 🤡)

Venusian men take their "I wanna spoil my woman" thing a little too far sometimes. It can feel like all they want is a pretty little doll to play dress up with and look at. They'll give you everything but it can feel empty if you're not in the right headspace for it.

Venusian men are very masculine men. If you're not comfortable with a guy with a heightened sense of masculinity, they're not the ones for you. They're kind of traditional in the sense that it hurts their pride immensely if they can't be the guy who protects and provides. If you're someone who is very independent, they're NOT the ones for you.

They'll cashapp you money and ask you to go get your nails done and many women will enjoy that kind of treatment but I can also see how many others will feel like they're being talked down to or something 😖

Venusian men fall for women who are feminine, a bit trad yet still freaky (the whole lady in the streets but stripper under the sheets bit was written by a Venusian man for sure) and they expect you to be that way always. This can be exhausting for anyone who isn't naturally inclined to be like that. All they want is for you to be pretty and be submissive enough to make them feel like a man 🫣so if you just run your life by yourself and act like you don't "need" him, you'll end up hurting his feelings.

The key is to never need anything from any man but to make him feel like you do 😈

They really really enjoy showing off their partner like she were a trophy. They take pride in being with their woman. But if you feel uncomfortable being a little bit objectified then Venusian men are not for you 🚫 they very much think of their woman as a status symbol and take immense pride in bagging beautiful women so 😬😬he may speak of you like a conquest at times

If you have a low libido, stay away from Venusian men bc they have to bang all the time 😩😩

Also they can be very cheesy and cringey. Their displays of affection can be very over the top at the most unwarranted of occasions.

I know that sounds like a good thing but bbg it gets tiring after a while cause it can feel performative and it is but Venusians just are performative by nature. They LOVE putting on a show.

If you can't stand a man being lowkey deranged and highly obsessed, texting you 24/7 and remembering every random detail (can feel stalker-y or like your space/privacy is being invaded) then Venus is not the way to go. They'll drool all over you and sing praises to you 24/7 to such an extent that you'll just be like "ok give it a rest king I've had my fill" lmao

If you're insecure about being complimented then a Venus man will be hell bc all they do is compliment their lady. I know some people think others complimenting you is fake etc and are disgusted by it but yeah you'll get the ick from Venus men that way 😬😬

Honestly Venus attracting Venus makes sense bc only a Venusian women could put up with all this and not feel exhausted and even enjoy it. Obviously everyone's a mix of influences and you absolutely can find a Venus man even without being Venusian but you should have a lot of Yin to be naturally receptive to their giving energy

[awesomefringey]

I'm a twitter larrie, although not a twarrie, even though I'm a recent member of the fandom (around 1.5 years in).

But I agree, twitter timeline is getting really toxic around these days, especially if people don't follow the right people, or they check the "for you" part. I do think it's very important to mute or block people who we think constantly provide into the chaos on twitter, otherwise it's really easy to get surrounded with toxic people or crazy theories, even if those people are larries.

To be honest lately I almost spend no time on the timeline, I'm a member of some really nice groupchats, and I even met some people from there personally on shows. I'm not saying we agree on everything, but the major points (Larry, L not a dad) are not questioned there.

Unfortunately new larries (regardless if they're on twitter, tiktok or even here) don't do any research, they just love the theory of Larry (I think they're more Larry shippers than real larries), and eat up everything they're presented to. And one of the most complex thing to understand is bbg, and it seems they're not willing to dive into it.

And tbh I could understand why. If there's a twitter larrie with a really good and detailed thread of bbg, but their next thread is about L watching the sunset in an adidas hoodie means the day before yesterday he was together with H, which is an utter nonsense, people tend to think the bbg thread was nonsense too. And unfortunately it happens a lot.

I spend most of my larrie time on twitter, because that's where I have my lovely groupchats, and I also post some stuff regularly, but if I need to factcheck anything, I always come to tumblr.

Hi nonnie, thank you for chiming in. I hate to add to the fandom division, so your perspective is so very welcome and shows there are like-minded people on every app who don’t want to participate in berating and fighting each other.

You made some very good points there about Larries being shippers for the cute idea of it but also feeling too uncomfortable reading up on babygate.

To be fair, I would very much love for us all to settle the battles about this kid and NEVER speak about him again. Let’s agree to disagree and move forward NOT ever discussing Louis’ questionable fatherhood, Briana’s questionable pregnancy, Freddie’s questionable name and upbringing ever again.

But I don’t think that will people stop from trying to make a child a celebrity, stalking his whereabouts, making fan accounts for a little boy (and have Stanley Tucci follow them). Because those who are so rEspECtFuL accepting Freddie as Louis’ son are out there memefying a minor and use him to quench their thirst for super dad Louis content. And honestly that’s just a problematic.

[jcs-singular-slut-strand]

Wen Zhuliu for the character ask meme

(And Jiang Cheng if you want, but that’s the obvious one haha)

Wen Zhuliu my mysteriously evil bbg

Favourite thing about them: We know almost nothing about him, which means I can make up whatever bullshit I want and then tell my friend about it as if it's canon. However, we do know that his name used to be Zhao Zhuliu and that he joined the Wen Sect because of some sort of debt he owed them. His loyalty to Wen Chao shows that he really does honour that debt, meaning he must be honourable and he must value debts and promises at least to a certain extent which is quite interesting. Its really frustrating, I know what I want to say but I just can't articulate it.

Least favourite thing about them: He's like kinda evil and melted Jiang Cheng's core (and potentially the cores of his parents), which was #notcool

Favourite line: Bae is not a talker, so I'm gonna go with the "ARRRHHHHHH" sound he makes when lunging for Wei Wuxian right before Jiang Cheng bursts through the ceiling and kills him

brOTP: I actually have no idea. Wen Chao thinks they're besties but that doesn't count because Wen Zhuliu doesn't think/feel the same 💔

OTP: Wen Zhuliu x Yu Yixuan, it's all mapped out in my head

nOTP: I've seen Wen Zhuliu x Jiang Cheng stuff on ao3 which was... yeah really weird

Random headcanon: Used to write letters to Yu Ziyuan although he would never send them. They were filled with random tidbits of information; stuff about his day, what he had for dinner, his opinions on the current political climate of the Wen clan. Idk

Unpopular opinion: I haven't seen any opinions on him, so I can't really answer this one lol

Song I associate with them: For some unknown reason. I always picture Wen Zhuliu's face whenever I hear the song "Romeo" by Basement Jaxx. Idk why 😭

Favourite picture of them: I like this one, personally. Bae has no idea what's going down

[usersasaki]

i didn't even bother finishing sumeru because of that, and the fact it's just too big to explore and troublesome to farm ;v; so i skipped ahead to fontaine as soon it was released. but anyway ye! the turnbase i think i have a pretty good grasp of for the most part but like,,i really hate it when the enemy gets to go first GUH but yeye! leveling up is so much easier in hsr than genshin

hehe and as soon as i get ahold of sunday im sticking him in the airfryer /j. but the other hubby would be jiaoqiu! cuz flofy man. i wanna bury my face in his tail ehehehe ooo icic

ALSO I FINALLY GOT MY SUNDAY NUI (ft raeli's hand squishing him /aff) anyway yeyeye! i got an instant attachment to himeko if im being honest since she was like the one person that came in to help for the first boss fight when u start hsr >:)) (dan heng is also bbg) also like i cant rlly get to penacony get cuz i need to get the xianzhou alliance story arc done first and i am not liking the new enemies.

yaaa!! i love like any kind of historical fantasy manhwa and like the female protagonists are always so pretty?? like especially if they're a princess,,actually i did wanna ask if u have any faves cuz i need more to read ;v;

hi lil sib, sorry i got busy with uni again,, i've got classes until the 21st so i've been tired a lot T-T

omg i hope you got sunday!! it's been a few days so i'd hope you did~ ooo so the other hubby is jiaoqiu i see i see 👀 THE SUNDAY NUI IS SO CUTEEEEE WAAAA WTF oh no i get not liking the enemies, they're so annoying for what 😭 the mara struck enemies coming back with half hp and stuff jesus,,

omgomg i have sooooo many recs but i'll narrow it down to my current absolute favs, there's "to my derelict beloved", if you're a sucker for long haired guys they gotchu, then "it seems i've transmigrated somewhere", it's cute and fluffy but it's got a decent amt of plot AND the clothes are 🤌🤌 "how to win my husband over", fair warning for this it's pretty heavy in themes. like really heavy. but i like it cuz it hits me in the feels 🥹 and i love ruby and izek. okok i have so many but i'll stop with these? yes.

[very-gay-poet]

TW: Homophobia and internalized homophobic please take care of yourselves!

Me online: IM GAYYYYYY IM THE GAYEST BITCH IN THE BLOCK HEY GUYS IM GAYYYYYYYYYY *Chappal Roan plays in the background*

Me irl: *existing*

My homophobic class mates: Do You Support the gays

Me, irl, sweating: whaaaaat I mean, well, kinda, I just don't really care like they do- they can do what they like-

Homophoic classmate: but like do you support them

me, irl, after having to deal with homophobia for so long, mentally: I am disgusting, I am the worst person to ever exist, they all know that's why they're asking, there is a target on my back, I have gotten too close to them they can see that somethings Wrong With Me-

Me online: YOU GAY?? ME TOO!!! YOU'RE CLOSETED?? DW BBG I GOT YOU I GET IT BC IM SO GAYYYYYYYYYY

My homophobic classmates/school: *Attempted to attack a teacher (bullying him, cyber bullying so bad there were threats of a police investigation, physical damage being done to his class room), because they thought he might be gay and still disrespects him to this day, parents of the kids calling in to try and get him fired because they don't want him working at the school anymore, openly homophobic toward me and another kid but most teachers doing nothing about it because they are also homophobic, uses gay/trans as an insult, all the allies/queer teachers themselves having to be quiet about any kind of even hint toward being/accepting queer, only getting a detention when being homophobic even though other forms of discrimination are C4s/isolation/suspension*

Me, irl: Had multiple breakdowns during school time because wtf would happen to me if it got out and being actually concerned for my safety, have been called slurs by strangers in public because I don't "look" straight/cis enough, scared every time I go outside because if people are getting comfortable calling me slurs than how long will it be until they get comfortable committing hate crimes against me?

some asshat online: being gay is a choice and you all are attention seekers

Homophobes, if I could choose to be gay, my pfp wouldn't have a bi flag in it. I risk my safety and my mental health for just knowing that I'm not straight/cis. The closet door's lock is broken and no one can risk their safety guarding it. Be better.

[alarrytale]

"The day will come when he'll be free of all this. We just don't know when."

Being realistic, have you ever thought about the possibility of H never coming out or being free? He can come out as gay, but not be free with Louis. Most queer artists have never come out, so to be honest I don't think H and Louis will ever be free. Just like today, I no longer have hope that bbg will end. The world they live in is completely different from ours, and much more complex. So I just hope that they can be happy even in the midst of so much shit

Hi, anon!

Being realistic, i think that it would be a miracle to keep H closeted for much longer. He doesn’t want to be closeted, the society has changed and he'd still be fine if he came out, so there's less incentives to keep him closeted than there used to be.

Most artist are closeted of their own will and haven't had any incentive to come out. That's not the case with H and L.

If both H and L weren't allowed to come out and reveal their relationship, i think there would be no point, because they are still lying. I don't see why they wouldn't be allowed to reveal that they're together if they were both allowed to come out.

Bg isn't real and Louis will not pretend to be a dad forever. It might still be a while before it ends though.

[yelenapines]

vent bcs i am abt to commit murder what the fuck

cw: swearing, homophobia, vent

oh my fucking GOD. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL GODDAMNED FUCK. I AM. WHAT.

so i'm minding my business, going on about my day. it's lunch time, i'm eating with my "friends" and then they suddenly go, all concerned "Ines. (thts my name). 😐We saw a pin saved on your pinterest😐. saying that everyone should be gay.🥺 something about god saying eveyone should be gay.🥺" (for context, i think they're talking abt a video of a girl obviously JOKING saying that you should be gay because then you don't have to abort. (was satire on "Christian" logic. She was so obviously joking i can't omfg)) anyways. so internally i'm like here we fucking go. bcs ik my "friends" and i know where these convos usually go "wHy DoN't YoU lIkE gUyS" and shit like that. Obvi at first i'm like calm. I tell them it's a joke. then friend to my right goes super serious and shaking her head like "It wasn't a joke. it wasn't" (again, it was a joke). so i'm like for your own sake i'm gonna stop you from continuing right there. So then i'm kinda bothered by this as i continue eating bcs like. IT'S A FUCKING JOKE HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE. so I get up and✨leave✨ to the library. and then for the rest of the day they're MAD AT ME and IGNORE ME. I'm sorry but do you realize how fucking stupid you're acting? Like bbg. I'm sorry a gay joke offended you🥺 next time i won't have gay jokes saved to my pinterest only HETEROSEXUALITY ND THE GOOD FAITH IN OUR LORD AMEN FUCK GAY PEOPLE (/sar!) ok aside from that. why were you stalking me weirdos??  i find it hilarious that this whole conversation got to exist because it must have been something like this. "Ahhhh I'm bored what should we do?" "Hey let's stalk Ines's pinterest😄"  "Great idea! We definitely don't act liike toddlers!!😆😆"  *sees video. everything in life crashes down. the world turns dark. there is only despair, dishonnor and betrayal. life is over and joy is no more* "😰😰😰" "*tearing up* we need to talk to her. this is such a serious matter and concern worthy 🥺. we have to rid her from this DEMON. to the extortion room!" and then sat down at lunch looked me dead in the eye and asked about it. I'm actually lmfao right now i- Bae. (not my bae) I. I am speechless. I am FLABBERGASTED. HOW- how would you see a joke abt how everyone should be gay and take it so seriously😭. do you genuinely think that we're actually gonna convert everyone to be gay and cause extinction?? 💀 HOW. they took it so to heart i'm dead 😭😭.  dk why you were so concerned and later on deathstaring and ignoring me but have fun at being mad ig. you sound ridiculous and like a 5 year old. also do you know how fucking ANNOYING it is that my ONE friend who's not homophobic or makes weird comments or questions is the one friend who keeps hurting me and I need to cut off. And guess what? I would rather be her friend ANYTIME. if i had to choose, she would be first choice, without question. i am sick and tired and would be better off without any of you bitch ass motherfuckers. 

I hope you enjoyed our friendship and when i was there for you. Have a nice life.

[yellow-sprouts]

I want to write a story where the main charecter is one of those classic "Chosen one" archetypes. They were no one- shunned by their neighbors and abandoned by their people- then the former heros come along claiming that A is part of some grand prophecy.

They are taken to paradise - suddenly surrounded by friends and mentors - and for once in their life, they feel SEEN. But it also feels conditional - of course, they push those hesitations aside because they have a job to do in taking down BBG. They don't feel up to the task - who are they to take down BBG when they're some nobody who just so happens to be "gifted" by a God they don't believe in.

But what about when they finally meet BBG? Not in the middle of some battle - but heading back to their camp after the rest of their friends stay out partying - just saying they were tired and wanted to sleep. They run into BBG in the woods, which introduces themselves, and of course, A freaks out. But seeing BBG has no imminent incentive to hurt them, they hear them out.

The main villain wasn't born powerful. They were cunning, crafted, and forged an empire, They tell the hero this, their stories seeming all too similar.

"You're right, you know - you * aren't * some sort of secret weapon... you're just a kid. One who was targeted by these fallen heros and molded into what they wished themselves to be, you're smart, so im sure you've noticed it too.

How you always seem to be pushed towards what *they* want and expect of you

Do you really think that any of your so-called friends would even bother giving you the loose coins in their pouches if you weren't this divine chosen one? They don't care about you. They care about the person they imagine you to be, nothing more.

You're the sacrificial lamb to their agendas... be smarter than that - and don't be wasted down to some vessel they pump power into and discard once you've fulfilled your purpose"

"So that gives you three options- either you follow through with this and hope the friends you made in this short time, are as true as they present themselves to be, as if they'd pay you any mind if you were just **you** and not the chosen one

Or you could go home. You could throw in the towel and admit that this is more than you can handle - I assure you I wouldn't fault you for it- and neither should anyone else not ready to take the responsibility in your place

**Or**

You could join me.

All that power and training would be a waste to just go back to that miserable life you lived before, but with me? You will Forge your *own* destiny - not as some Chosen one - but as my right hand in the dawn of a new era"

The Villian was right - it wasn't a matter of the hero growing into what the "chosen one" was supposed to be. He could have easily been one of thousands, but here he had a chance to take fate by its reins and change the world for those thousands left behind.

"I don't expect you to choose right away - it's a lot I know - and you'd be seen as the new enemy to your friends. But you've been gifted. You have your past that shaped you, and you have the power and opportunity to demand change for the injustice these elites would rather sweep under the rug. It's easier to put one man's head on a pike than save millions from a system built against them from day one"

Anyway that's just a random dabble- but I'm very invested in the idea of the chosen one not just "getting over" their past. Knowing that fate could've just as easily picked someone else. They can either follow the "Heros" path their being nudged on, accept the new life at face value and maintain it with the condition that they prove useful enough in saving the world.

OR They can use the power they've gained and choose their own path, one far more uncertain but one that they have personal agenda in seeing played out. They've seen the suffering and know that killing BBG will just cause a rise to another.

AKA GIVE ME CUNNING HERO WHO REFUSES TO BE "BOUGHT IN" BY SUPERFICIAL FRIENDSHIPS AND LAVISH LIFESTYLES THAT HE WOULD HAVE BEEN DENIED HAD HE BEEN ANYONE ELSE.

[strewwwberry]

Does anyone else ever latch onto a character in a piece media-

(most commonly the mc or other main narrative pov's as it's easier as it being usually their perspective, but I gotta say I love 3rd person narration coz I can latch onto any easier lol)

-and just wish for them to suffer? Like I love you, your my lil pookie bear, I relate to you, and imagine myself being you when reading or watching you, really immerse myself yk?

I'll create lil headcanons and binge read fanfics of you until I physically can't no more,

Buttttt

I want them to suffer so baddddd

Like sure gimme fluff and all that, but gimme a torture to revenge plot, or better, torture to bad ending, or EVEN BETTER gimme a bittersweet, goes through little HELL FIRE AND ALL +more™ to just gotta life boo

Like DAMN going through all bunch a shit and there's no bad ending but theres not really a good ending either,

People who died stay dead, relationships may get fixed but probably not or maybe just 1 if they're lucky, maybe the bbg™ (more likely an abuser or smth I think tho would be way more painful and hit home REALLY HARDDD) is still alive but isn't really END THE WORLD MWAHAHAHA, or ig at least not directly involved with protagonist, (physical) scars never heal and therapy (if available in whatever universe they're in) can only do so much and the MC needs to also put in the effort (which depending on the character is always debateable whether they will or not haha)

but yeah, they just have to move on, all that pain and literally for nothing, I like to think a story like this ends with the protag in a flower shop talking to the florist, who they know personally but after all the trauma™, so they know the MC but not really, and they're buying flowers to put onto the graves of the ones they lost, all alone with bandages over old scars that they can't help but despise, and little pieces of jewelry from people they've met and will never meet again, whether because they died, or, better yet, they are strangers now. Standing there as the wind blows and the sun shines yet no expression on the MC's face would ever make you believe that day was a sunny day.

[youremyheaven]

Hi so I’m a Shatabhisha Sun, Ardra Moon and Shatabhisha Mercury with Ashlesha ASC. That makes me I guess a Rahu dominant? And this guy I’ve been in a complicated arrangement with has Uttara phalguni Sun Swati Moon Uttara phalguni Mercury with Magha ASC. And I’ve been the one who’s more clingy and wants to be with him for a very long time and everything. While he just seems annoyed by my shenanigans. Whenever I’d express my love for him through my actions he’s do everything that’s possible to hurt me (this was around the beginning) but would never make a move to end this sort of situationship and would get jealous over the most absurd things and is insanely possessive (sometimes it’s cute but other times scary). He, I guess has his own internalized opinion about me like this image of me that I’m a whore who’d sleep with anyone and everyone and I’m just a bimbo who’s got no brains even tho Im nothing like that, he’s the only person I’ve ever slept with and I’ve never even kissed or hugged another man and I’m definitely not a bimbo I’ve been a straight A student all my life quite literally the apple of my teacher’s eyes. In the beginning I didn’t used to say anything because I felt like if I’m not any of the things that he says I am then why should I react it’s just a waste of time and energy but now I’ve started to prove him wrong. I literally just sent him pictures of every report card I had starting from 5th grade up until my uni days and he’d still not believe me.

He has always spoiled me with everything like food, money and would just get me things even tho I’d tell him not to. It’s like he wants to get away from me and keep me close at the same time and it’s really confusing to me. And he’s started to soften up on me now wouldn’t do some of the things that I told him I absolutely hate and things that hurt me he’s stopped doing them. And I’ve gone a little rude towards him or should I just say that I don’t let him step over me and treat me like a sex doll or a doormat.

you don't have to listen to me but honestly dump him. it's for the best. i know you say he's changed etc but a man who thinks you're promiscuous and a bimbo is not the man who you should have any kind of relationship with PERIOD no amount of being spoiled by him can make up for the fact that he literally in your own words treats you like a "doormat or sex doll" ,,, i respect your choices but bbg your first ever intimate relationship is with a man who does not see or value your purity (im not implying virgin = pure but pointing out that it's very special to be someone's first and it takes a worthy person to cherish, respect and adore a girl who has no other experience romantically or physically to compare to, you're setting the standard for her, and that comes with some responsibility??)

this is what I meant by how Rahu - Sun relationships involve the Rahuvian being obsessed and the Sun person being irritated or put off, it's such an unequal power dynamic

you WILL find a better man love don't put up with this kind of behaviour hoping he'll just soften up and be better. you deserve someone who's already at your level not someone who has to climb a mountain to get there. all u girlies who date mediocre men hoping love will transform him into a wonderful partner, word of advice from a sister who's been there and done that, IT WON'T HAPPEN. the desire to change has to come from within and you're wasting your time staying by their side. men are 1000x more inclined to hurt and abuse a woman who will go easy on them or forgive them. Treat them like they're dust and move on with your life.

[ideks-on-mars]

hey bbgs it's me back again with a request

period headcanons for trans kings shirabu and yamagata ?? my period just started and i am suffering. hard.

anyways yeah just give me your thoughts

I'VE GOT YOU BABES good thing I just changed my pf theme to red, huh? ✋️💀

ANYWAYS TRANS! SHIRABU AND YAMAGATA + REONSEMISHIRA AND KAWAGATA PERIOD HCS LET'S GO!!!

- Yamagata's are the absolute WORST

- Shirabu's are pretty intense. But Yamagata's? Fully convinced that his period is gonna kill him one day

- BUT WE DON'T COMPARE PAINS HERE BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT PERIODS ARE ALWAYS HELL

- ANYWAYS

- They both wanna DIE it's just a fact

- Yamagata is starring at the clock, WAITING for the 6 hour mark to hit so he can take another painkiller cuz let's be honest, those things wear out at like 5 hours, 30 minutes

- They run out of products? They don't need to worry, not one bit

- Why?

- Because they either, borrow from each other

- Or two, send their respective boyfriends to the store (who have their sizes AND favorite brands MEMORIZED and WRITTEN in their notes. They're top tier men)

- They sit down, eat pizza, and suffer together cuz that's what real friends do ✋️😔

- They watch movies and huddle under blankets

- When everyone else is being irritating, they go to each other. They just really don't feel like dealing with people who don't understand

- They use heating pads for their stomachs and they are SO COMFY

- Just plug them bad boys into the wall and you are SET

- From personal experience 💀

- They're not exactly criers..? Well Yamagata kinda is. But Shirabu? If he's gonna cry it's gonna be silent and privately

- Practice is HELL

- Idk if anyone reading this has been to sports practice while you're on your period but leMME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS SHIT-

- GOD you are DYING

- You're hot, you're sweating, and if you wear a pad it's rubbing up against your sweaty thighs and may rub them raw. Like it is TROUBLESOME

- Wow, natural hate crimes, am I right?

- Now for a little bit of shippy stuff 🤭 nothing like fluffy stuff on shark week, ya know?

- Kawanishi ABSOLUTELY lays his head on Yamagata's stomach during his period. The slight pressure helps, plus his tummy is warm from the heating pad

- Semi and Reon surround Shirabu on his week because it keeps him warm. And idk what it is about being warm on the week, but it's just nice

- Yamagata's mood swings are pretty intense. During the first few times, Kawanishi is TERRIFIED that he'll make one wrong move and Yamagata will get upset ✋️😭

- ReonSemi have mastered the art over some time 💀 that in no way means they're perfect. They (*cough cough* SEMI *cough cough*) still set Shirabu off from time to time. (And it's not fun at ALL)

- Them being trans, I'm not completely sure whether they'd change in the locker room or just in the bathroom normally. But during their week they DEFINITELY change in the bathroom.

- Sets off a lot of body dysmorphia problems. Good thing they have each other to cry about it to 😪🤧

- OK THANK @yoom-ss FOR THIS SCENARIO 💀

- Ok,, but Shirabu stuck in the bathroom, NO PRODUCT

- He asks Yamagata for one but the mf doesn't have any either ✋️😭

- SO WHAT DOES HE DO? 🤔

- It's one of three things

- He 1) Sprints to the closest convenient store 😪

- 2) Throws some money at one of his TEAMMATES and makes THEM run to the store

- Or 3) runs around asking girl students for product ✋️😭

- I JUST WANNA SAY A+ SENIOR

- Shirabu gets his products in the end thanks to local super senior Yamagata 😪

- Before practices (especially practice matches) they usual take a painkiller in advance so that by the time practice comes it would have kicked in

- Shirabu probably reads a lot during his period. He doesn't feel like sitting at his desk he usually studies at, nor does he feel like studying at all. So he likes to just read, watch TV, or play on his phone

- Yamagata just lazes around, stuffing his face and watching whatever. (That's ok, he deserves it. Plus I do the same thing)

- Yamagata's go to "I'm dying" outfit is black sweats and a t-shirt/hoodie

- Shirabu's is some comfy shorts and a t-shirt/sweater/hoodie

- KawaGata usually orders a fuck ton of food and by the end they have a buffet. They eat it happily cuz damn periods suck and Kawanishi wants to see his boyfriend happy

- ReonSemi probably over worry 💀

- "Are you ok?" "Are you comfortable?" "Do you need something? Some painkillers? Some water? Anything?" "You know we'll get you Anything right-" "YES. I AM FINE."

- They're trying their best ✋️💀

- It's ok if they're suffering, because at least they can suffer together by crying on the couch with a bag of chips 😪

[packcoventhing]

BBG polycule (Aaron x Aphmau x Zoey) for the win!

How I handle it is I simply: ignore canon and make up my own shit <3

I have some things in my notes app about Aarmau specifically, @starance @romeave-wives-club <- thank you Cam for part of the MCD section

(These bullet points don't primarily or at all include Zoey because that a.) wasn't the point of them and b.) was before we landed on bbg polycule as Aph's endgame)

(This was written over a year ago, and isn't the final product or progression of these two- it was more "what we could have had" for canon)

(I cannot emphasize how much this is subject to change and how I'd probably cringe at different parts of this if I weren't too tired to reread it)

MCD

- From what we gather, it was very quick canonically which.. Aaron's character would need a slower build up

- So after he first reveals his face to Aph, he's still distant from everyone

- They have small moments of bonding, of building trust

- Aph is the first to actually be interested romantically, despite being the last to realize

- Because Aph doesn't understand that getting flustered does not equal being in love

- Anyways, Aph falls in love with these small moments but Aaron

- Aaron just feels like it's a friendship building

- Like, trust

- He's starting to trust her slowly

- And.. maybe he's staying around Phoenix Drop for more than "I'm worried" reasons

- Maybe he likes playing with the children

- How Hanae throws him apples as if he doesn't know they're from her

- How Dmitri bothers him about how to get strong

- And Donna's grateful for his help with Rollo, Lello, and especially Luca

- And yeah okay, maybe his- friend- was nice too

- Besides, someone needed help in the Irene dimension

- And how it happened.. he crushed any thoughts that Lily and Jacob could have had similar, because no that was impossible-

- No use getting his hopes up for anything else.

- But everyone in the Village got used to him being around

- He became a member of the community

- Newcomers would ask who the brooding dude was and Dante would give a smile and say "Oh that's Aaron, he's a great help with new guards"

- Or they'd ask Donna and get "oh Aaron! He's a great babysitter"

- "Hanae and Dmitri love him, don't tell anyone but I saw him baking with Hanae the other day," Nana would giggle

- He was part of the village, even if he didn't admit it

- Back to the relationship aspect though

- He realized, slowly, that he liked the village

- He trusted them, mostly

- And he kept by Aphmau's side, he wanted to help the alliance

- He couldn't help but think that if it had existed before..

- He needed to stop thinking about the past. It was done, over, gone and burnt

- No sense thinking of what-ifs

- And slowly the sense of trust to Aphmau

- Turned to a bit more

- He recognized it early

- He tried to squash it

- It was so achingly similar to how he felt around Lily

- After a while he just..

- Couldn't push it down

- Not to himself

- After he couldn't just ignore it all together, he insisted to himself it was just because she reminded him of Lily

- He sorta distanced himself from Aph, much to her- hurt?

- Yeah, she was hurt

- And Aaron was beating himself up because of his shit communication skills

- And he didn't like that, in his opinion, he fell in love with Aph because of her resemblance to Lily

- Eventually Laurance confronts him because Aphmau is upset because of you

- So he puts his big boy pants on and talks to her

- In the most vulnerable state she's ever seen him be in

- It's a messy monologue about his late wife and son, his time with her and Phoenix Drop, and- his feelings for Aphmau

- Which made him realize it was not because of her and Lily being similar

- Because the more he talked about Aph

- The more he realized, she wasn't like Lily at all.

- Aphmau was loud and hyper in comparison to Lily's quiet and calm.

- And they were both kind but Aphmau was also incredibly selfish and would choose who she loved over what's best for the situation.

- She really wasn't Lily, she was Aphmau

- Lily would always stay in his heart, he could make some space for Aphmau too, he supposed

- It ended in "oh Irene, I'm sorry."

- His head hung low because he was so ashamed

- And Aphmau- she had some things to think about

- But first: she tried to comfort him

- And he kept telling her not to, it wasn't her problem. She had Laurance and Garroth to think about-

- But the thing is, she wasn't sure she felt anything more than friendship for those two

- But Aaron?

- The guy who seemed so tough but had so many soft spots?

- She- she couldn't tell

- She reassured him. "No, I want to do this. Not under any moral obligation, but because at the very least- you're my friend Aaron, even if I don't know if I love you like- that," she mumbled the last bit

- And Aaron just kinda

- Started crying in her arms

- And despite their foot hight difference, Aaron seemed so small in that moment

- Neither were sure how to proceed

- But Aaron hadn't been that vulnerable in- a long time

- It brought them that bit closer to each other

- Aph took a few days to think

- And talk to Laurance

- And to Garroth when she could-

- And Laurance wasn't as upset as he expected for some reason?

- And Garroth's reaction had been cut short by the "dream" ending

- So that was shoved away for the time being

- And she talked to Dante, Logan, Nana, and Donna

- And Aph realized

- Oh

- That's what love feels like?

- oh

MyStreet

- Yes, the FC and Shu plot point is staying

- No, Aaron is not a super senior

- Aphmau is a sophomore, Aaron is a junior with a son

- They meet in werewolf class

- And Aaron feels a responsibility for her

- They were the only- "human" people in class

- And she was so damn naïve

- She was going to get hurt, he didn't like innocent people getting hurt

- But he didn't have to be nice to her to be responsible for her

- He shoved past any conversation attempts, focusing solely on his studying and his son

- And maybe, occasionally, his friend Shu and their RPG games

- He texted her a lot, actually

- One time some rando on a game asked if he loved her

- He laughed and said no, she was just his gaming buddy

- But that was besides the point

- Aph and him would banter and argue a lot

- And Aaron was generally pissy

- But they became somewhat friends

- And, much to Aaron's displeasure, Aph babysat Jacob, under the guise of it being his younger brother

- The guise didn't last long, considering Jacob called Aaron "dad" once he was old enough to be talking

- He almost always stayed after school

- He loved Jacob, he did

- But he couldn't deal with his son and his parents at the same time

- So he stayed at school until Melissa texted that their parents were gone

- He also studied a lot

- But sometimes he'd play guitar

- A soft and sweet melody

- Behind a closed door with his phone resting close

- And...

- One day, as he felt a notification ring from Shu

- Looking to FC for comfort

- Looking to him for comfort

- He realized maybe he could be more than emotionally distant

- The idea was nice in theory, anyways

- He helped her

- She was in a new environment

- Some guys kissed her???

- And she seemed so.. lost

- His best friend was lost

- And scared that she ruined all the relationships she spent time building

- She was so lost and scared

- And he couldn't help but want her to smile

- He put the guitar down, moving to lean against the door and keep talking to her

- Calming her

- Clearing her thoughts and helping her organize them

- Maybe this could work

- Maybe he did love her.

- And then..

- The notifications rang off

- He heard it through the door first, brushing it off

- But then Shu noticed it

- And oh fuck she was behind that door

- "Do you want me to open it?"

- "I think I do, is that wrong? (ﾒ﹏ﾒ)"

- That damn face-

- He took a deep breath, opening the door and-

- You?!

- It was..

- No, that was impossible

- This girl was hyperactive and bratty and naïve and so fucking annoying and Shu was-

- Shu was snarky, teasing, adorable, smart, funny, hyper...

- Fuck

- She was Shu

- Aphmau is Shu

- Aphmau demanded answers

- Cue canon "you can't be FC!" "I am-" "but I don't like you!" "You.. don't like FC?" "No! I don't like Aaron, I love FC." Etc etc

- Aaron just packed his things at that

- he couldn't stand that she hated him, and he was a highschool boy what do you expect

- He ran away

- That's all he knew how to do

- Maybe it was something he was taught

- To run away, hide his problems, and sulk

- But he got a few texts

- "FC"

- "No, Aaron"

- "Can.. we talk about it?"

- "I don't want to lose you too"

- "Please"

- "I'll even use your stupid face if you respond"

- "See? 8D"

- His eyes kept repeating over his name

- This wasn't a fucking dream

- He replied, slowly and calculated

- "I think Aphmau's annoying, Shu.."

- "But I love you."

- "Erm, as friends, I think?"

- Aphmau sniffled, realizing she got a response and-

- He was in the same boat as her?

- The conflicting opinions crashing against each other

- He had them too?

- "I don't know how to feel about you right now, Aaron"

- He sighed, continuing to type as his pace slowed from a fast-walk to a pause

- "Same, lol"

- "But.. maybe Aphmau could be cooler than I thought."

- "I mean, Jacob likes her"

- Aphmau laughed, walking out of school with tears in her eyes

- And Aaron looked back at her

- She ran over.

- "Dickhead! This is so- weird-"

- "Yeah.. you know, I didn't expect you to actually look like a potato"

- "FC!"

- Cue the rest of the canon scene

- And they laughed together

- And for one day, Aaron stayed away from studying after school

- He went to get ice cream with.. Shu? Aphmau?

- And they talked

- Like they did in their games

- He felt.. less lonely

- And more normal

- Of course, Melissa texted him to come home

- But his schedule shifted

- He hang out with Aphmau occasionally

- And joined voice calls for their game

- And she was still his friend

- And when he distanced himself in college, she was more concerned

- Because they had stayed friends throughout her senior year

- But when he heard she was going to Falcon Claw..

- He ran away again

- Only it wasn't by choice

- He had a son, and his parents didn't want another girl in his life

- It would be too dangerous

- Still..

- They passed notes

- He snuck out

- He got moments of normalcy in college

- And Aph didn't fully understand what was happening with him

- But she offered support when she could

- She gave him this- stupid, stupid book of uplifting messages handwritten by her

- One for every day

- With specific dates

- Covered in stickers

- And that dumb anime character she liked

- Why was she like this?

- But.. by junior year of college

- When Aaron had a lucky paid internship at a programming company

- And finally having disconnected himself and Jacob from his parents financially

- He told her how he felt

- A simple

- "Aphmau Shalashaska, our friendship has been hell. In a good way, like fighting with you in our games" "Yeah! I have to keep healing you, idiot." "Ouch, but fair- my point is. Do you want to be the Asuna to my Kirito?"

- And Aph nearly fell to the ground laughing because oh mygod only Aaron would choose the sword art online reference to get her to laugh

- Then it donned on her what she was laughing at and she gave him a confused look

- "My girlfriend." "Oh.. yes! Idiot, yes."

- And they start dating

- And Aaron isn't integrated into the group yet by the time they graduate

- But Aaron an Aph live in a duplex together

- Telling the group that it was cheeper than each of them renting their own house

- Plus they were only connected by one door

- And the rest is history

- *Literally*, they make history

- But that's another story

Rewriters: How do you handle Aarmau in your rewrite?