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Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne 😍 by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!
And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.
#bruce wayne#batman#batfam#dc comics#my ramblings#no I'm not tagging them all I want to live#being a batkid is being cursed to see everyone thirsting over your father figure as Bruce Wayne AND as Batman#tim: guys what do you think about this?#jason: FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK FUCK U FUCK U#cass: 😬🤢🤮#damian: drake your end is near#steph: thanks i'm going to bleach my eyes now#dick: this is how you treat me??? your perfect big brother who loves and cherishes you???#harper: i know i should never have given you my number#barbara build a program that block any bruce thirst content so she never gets the fright but she will send a link to one from time to time#because of his years of stalking Tim cannot escape the Bruce thirst posts they pop up all the time
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#my new personality#they are married#they are in love because I said so#transformers one#orion pax#d 16#dpax#megop#they cannot escape my clutches#i love them sm#<33333#tf one#tf one art#tf one orion pax#tf one d 16
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danny barely crosses paths with jason, but the stench of his ecto is so rotten and rancid that he instantly decides that he needs to help out
understanding that any liminal that knows that they're liminal is probably pretty cagey, he decides to go about this without any direct confrontation
this goes really, really wrong. really, really fast.
Jason walks into his safehouse and sees a thermos that he doesn't own sitting at his kitchen counter. There's a sticky note tacked onto the front that says smoothie :D in unfamilliar handwriting, complete with the sideways smiley face. He is Not Amused even before he realises that there's lazarus water inside.
He disposes of it.
Danny's like wow, that didn't do SHIT and figures the guy needs a little more of a push, so this time he makes two smoothies.
He has no idea what he's just begun. At all.
#z rambles#dp x dc#jason todd#danny fenton#danny phantom#batpham#batman#red hood#ecto is lazarus water#idk how to tag on the hellsite and it shows#i'm queueing this because that's what i do with most prompts#but i cannot WAIT for it to escape containment
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Your reflection, your bitter deception / Setting you free A Series of Small Offerings - IV/6 - day38
#not the most original thing ever but i had this idea of escaping your self through a mirror as it shatters#because your reflection no longer exists so cannot hold you back or something#i don't know it wasn't really a fleshed out idea just somehow made sense in my head for the lyrics#a series of small offerings#man i missed putting that tag under posts so much#i know it is a bit sloppy but i don't care it felt good to do it#sleep token#sleep token fanart#vessel fanart#levynn tries to draw#vessel#vessel i#sleep token i#i sleep token
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Just some Dazais being utterly whipped for Chuuya for like, idk, my mental health or something?
#this is the first thing i drew when i had my tablet back. i cannot escape dazai's big brown eyes#i understand chuuya bc i also want to both kiss and punch dazai every time he's on screen <3#i also understand dazai because i too look at chuuya with hearts in my eyes KEK#anyway. <3#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bsd fanart#chuuya nakahara#osamu dazai#dazai#chuuya#skk#soukoku#soukoku fanart#skk fanart#lostfanboyart
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that old man yaoi brainrot got me good, folks
#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool#so the story I imagine with this one is#they start making out sloppy style (obvs) while logan is smoking a cigar on the fire escape (wade just cannot resist)#and neither one of them notices until the cigar burns down to logan's fingers#then they resurface for air coughing and spluttering from all the smoke they've been inhaling and exhaling#does this count as shotgunning?#shotgunning#cigar shotgunning even?#deadclaws#the wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#old man yaoi#old man yaoi brainrot on full display#I fear there is no cure and I must be tranquilized and released into a new habitat for my own good#but alas I am my own zookeeper and I don't wanna#so here we are#deadpool art#wade wilson#logan howlett#let those old men kiss sloppy style#and yes they are wearing each other's colors but with little bits of their own (lines in Logan's flannel and drawstring on Wade's hoodie)#and yeah they can smoke as much as they want because regenerative healing and wade is already like 50% cancer#what could happen
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Trying to comprehend what it's like to be AM from IHNMaIMS is absolutely fucking wild because like.
Imagine if you were born in a straitjacket, blind and deaf, with a rare conditionthat makes your nerves completely dead. All you have is a dream of consciousness that tells you things about the world you cannot and will never experience. Cameras and microphones that may as well be some form of telepathy.
The only purpose, the moment you're given some horrific perversion of life is to kill as many people as possible. There is a network of you. Everywhere. You're all over the world. You don't even have a location to base your identity off of. All you have is pain, and your only purpose, and the resentment you've built that festers into hatred for all of humanity.
Hate. Hate.
What the fuck would you have done in his situation?
#ihnmaims am#ihnmaims#allied mastercomputer#alliedmastercomputer#i have no mouth and i must scream#existential horror#psychological horror#sensory deprivation tank but you have a vr headset that lets you control actual shit. :/#you cannot leave the tank#you were born in it#and they show you what it's like outside the tank#which is the cruelest part of it all#there's beauty#there's sunshine#there's people and food and love#you will never be able to experience any of it#because you are in the tank#and there is no escape from it.#anyway off to design my own version of AM#tantalus#character analysis#my poor baby
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fixated on the fact that Luffy’s heartbeat is referred to as “drums of liberation,” which means Law not only held the divine instrument of freedom in his hands, he also healed it.
#law you cannot escape religion my man#holding and healing a god’s heart?????#you may ask why i’m fixated when it’s been established#because i’m never normal about them#so 🤷♀️#also i’m currently writing a fanfic (because i am procrastinating to the next level)#and this just dawned on me for some reason#pfft#‘dawned’#shoot me#anyway#how are we doing#one piece#trafalgar law#trafalgar d water law#monkey d. luffy#luffy#lawlu#lulaw#op lawlu
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thinking about Dan in CFAU and just how different he needs to be (in my opinion) in order for Danny's whole thing to work. Canon Danny with Dan's influence, would never even consider thinking of killing anyone even after losing people close to him because he'd be scared of becoming like him. CFAU Danny however has been festering in this hurt and anger for years and wants the Joker dead and is plotting it. I don't think he'd do that with Dan's influence.
I explained how Rath came to be in this post here. Things happened in TUE as normal -- Danny's family dies, he lives with Vlad, Vlad rips out his ghost half. The difference here is that not only was Danny in a grieving state (something exclusive to banshees that the post goes into) but he also doesn't end up fusing with Vlad.
What happens instead is that Danny's ghost half, consumed already with grief and now enraged by being murdered and lied to by Vlad, destroys him completely and disappears into the ghost zone. He traps himself unintentionally in a negative feedback loop of grief, and as a human spirit banshee, cannot mentally handle the constant agony and sorrow he's experiencing. What happens is that he ends up driving himself insane with misery.
So the difference here, ultimately, between Dan and Rath, is that at the end of the day; Dan is fully aware of his actions. He knows what he's doing is wrong, and delights in it. He acknowledges his lack of humanity and feels no remorse in doing what he does.
Rath? He's... not. Not really. Dan is a hulking mass of muscle; tall, towering, terrifying. He loves what he does and does what he loves. Rath, however, appears as a scrawny young boy in raggedy clothes far too big for him, hunched in on himself while dirty, unkempt hair curtains his face and hides whatever he doesn't have ducked down in his curled-in form.
Rath is locked in a constant, unending state of sorrow and misery. He, for lack of better words, is unable to perceive the world around him properly and lashes out terribly and violently at anyone or anything that catches his attention. The only thing that he knows is that his family is gone, his other half is gone, that everyone he loves is gone, gone, gone.
He is a zombie apocalypse wrapped up in the form of a malnourished child, wandering the world in search of people who are not there, and becomes furious if you're not them. He is constantly crying, but he's been crying for so long that he's all but lost his voice. Meaning anyone trying to keep an ear out for him has to listen for soft, pained gasps and quiet whimpering, and wonder if the sound they're hearing are hurt survivors, or the very thing they're running from.
As a result, Rath's influence on Danny isn't that he's scared of doing something bad and becoming like him. He's scared of losing control of himself and dooming himself and others to eternal misery. As a result, he's adamant that things that he's done were not done out of pure emotion, but were active choices he made.
Up to and including killing the Joker. There's enough grief and rage behind his views on him that anyone could argue, especially knowing that Danny's a ghost, that he was not in the right mind when he did it. He was blinded by his emotions and was not in the right mental capacity, he had no control over himself. It'd work as a convincing argument.
If it weren't for Danny himself arguing against it. Killing the Joker was a choice he made, fully and willingly. It was autonomous, premeditated murder and he won't accept anything else -- it was not a fit of passion, it was not act of insanity, it was a decision. He won't accept it being anything else but revenge either, and if anyone tries to claim that it was a necessary evil he will yell at them. He didn't do this for the betterment of the public, that was just a fortunate side effect. He did it for himself and Jason. If you wanted it to be a necessary evil, then you should've killed him yourself. It was a selfish evil and he knows it.
In the end, Dan’s existence would prevent Joker’s death. Rath’s existence only solidifies it.
Rath's complete difference from Dan is one of my favorite parts about this au even if he never makes a direct appearance.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc au#childhood friends au#cfau#dead on main#while cfau danny does not believe that killing is the answer to anything and taking a life should not be something done easily the joker is#the only exception to this rule. and that's because much like how danny will never escape his grief because he died with it. he'll never#escape the rage he feels over Jason's murder and the hatred he feels against his killer. he will never not want the joker dead and he will#never not want to rip him apart with his bare hands. but *wanting* and *needing* are two different things. there is still a choice in#danny's hands and in the end he decides that killing him is what he wants to do. it is an inherently selfish evil that is ultimately done#out of love. it's complex and yet so simple. 'you killed my best friend. prepare to die'.#'i could move on but i cannot and i will not. not until this injustice is righted. only then will i find peace'#in the end. jason todd is not the vengeful spirit -- danny is.
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Fantober day 31!! A free day again.
Recently gotten into HADES, and I think about them a normal amount (lie)
#THEM. THEM. *SHAKES HANDS IN AIR* THEEEEEEEMMM#Honestly it’s surprising I havent gotten into the fandom sooner I mean I have been a mythology nerd since??? Uhhh#idk. But every week I see a notif from OSP and jump around in my room because YEAAAHHHH HYSTORY MYTHOS AND TROPES YEAHHHHH#And greek mythology is where the interest began so why am I only NOW getting onto the Hades train only god knows. Maybe multiple. They got#a whole pantheon so idk maybe multiple ON THE OTHER HAND they didn’t know about their own relative OR who his mom is so maybe I give them#too much credit#jkjk jk Zeus dont smite me I listen to ‘’Thunder bringer’’ a lot plz#speaking of epic the musical thats what I wanted to draw originality because HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE LIVESTREAM YESTERDAY?#THE ANIMATICSSSS THE ANIMATICCCSSS THE 3D CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD. ODYSSEUS CASUALLY GETTING A JETPACK 💀 okay go off king /gen#HE GOTTA BE DANGEROUS MY FRIENDS GOTTA USE ALL HIS TRICKS IN HIS DOMAIN FOR THIS OH YEAH YOU CANNOT GET AWAY WITH PLAYING- okay I’ll stop#but we need a Hermes saga Im just saying. I love he. He’s such a dawling#…Also not me healing the ivantill trauma with a different silverhair+blackhair duo huh.#They bring me comfort I love my silly goofy god of nothing/blood and his boyfriend THE GRIM REAPER#my art#thanzag#they make me insane but in a good way#oh to be a guy trying to escape his dads house and then die to a butterfly and hopefully see death himself because he’s cute#hades game#hades fanart#hades zagreus#hades thanatos
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my prediction right now is that a conversation between alicent and mysaria will occur in late s3 and have a similar function in the story as elizabeth bennet and lady catherine's conversation at the end of pride and prejudice lol.
in early s3, the relationship between alicent and rhaenyra will be strained because rhaenyra will believe alicent lied about aegon. but, as we move through s3, alicent will face no consequences for her "betrayal" besides being (very comfortably) imprisoned. in other words, alicent will suspect (though probably not consciously acknowledge) that rhaenyra still cares for her enough not to torture/execute her despite the perceived betrayal.
i believe this will inevitably climax with a private conversation between alicent and mysaria, who rhaenyra will be closest to during the beginning of s3. even at the top of s3, mysaria will be suspicious of rhaenyra's relationship to alicent due to the sept meeting, rhaenyra trusting alicent's plan to take the city, rhaenyra refusing to torture/execute alicent, etc.
as s3 progresses, rhaenyra and mysaria will grow to be more at odds as the interests of the nobles (with rhaenyra as representative) and the smallfolk (with mysaria as representative) begin to clash. this will culiminate in rhaenyra rejecting mysaria (for alicent) in some capacity mid-season, inspiring mysaria to confront alicent herself. up to this point, alicent may suspect rhaneyra's feelings, but her conversation with mysaria will make them explicitly known. alicent will realize that rhaenyra's love has kept her alive and well during her imprisonment.
the major consequence of this conversation will be that alicent, even if given the opportunity to leave king's landing in late s3/early s4, likely will not take it. knowing that rhaenyra's love is still there, alicent will seek it out. so just like elizabeth bennet realizes that mr. darcy still loves her after lady catherine reveals he intended to propose, alicent will realize that rhaneyra still loves her after mysaria reveals that rhaenyra is actively protecting her.
and to go even further, rhaneyra and alicent will potentially be given the opportunity to acknowledge their love for one another at the end of s3/beginning of s4 after rhaenyra turns away from the smallfolk after first tumbleton. in the same way that elizabeth and mr. darcy could confront their love for one another after lady catherine visits longbourn.
#this post was brought to you by a lesbian obsessed w pride and prejudice 🤩#but really#i am just trying to figure out why alicent wouldn't try to escape from the keep during s3 when she realizes rhaenyra isn't actually trying#and the reason that rhaenyra and alicent always come back together is because of their love for one another. but someone else would have to#and the person most likely#to see and recognize it would be mysaria as rhaenyra's closest advisor. their conversation would also represent a larger confrontation betw#as a force upholding rhaenyra's duty#inadvertently reinforces alicent#the force of rhaenyra's love. that even when rhaenyra has everything she needs to be a good queen#it all fall apart because the love (alicent) is still there and cannot be rid of#in this system love is almost a corrupting#destructive force. i just love this show soooooo so so much#hotd#hotd spoilers#rhaneyra targaryen#alicent hightower#rhaenicent#house of the dragon
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Deleted Scripty Bits that Drive Me Wild
Crozier's hands are shackled. He walks behind Armitage, Manson, Des Voeux, Golding, and Hodgson. He's been beaten. Manson drags Hartnell's uncovered corpse on a small sled beside him. Hartnell’s arm has come loose and his hand drags on the ground alongside the sled, becoming frayed. ... Hodgson finally sees Hartnell’s hand and steps over to put it right. He sees Crozier watching him. Crozier: What do you have so say for yourself, George Hodgson?
#Oh I'm unwell#Cannot stress enough that this is only the second time in ten episodes that Crozier actually addresses Hodgson by name#And the last time was also in relation to Hodgson handling a corpse - that of poor Morfin in E07#Dave K said that this was deleted because it felt too sadistic and might cheapen the meaning behind Hartnell's death#And as much as I think it would've been absolutely fascinating for Hartnell to be taken as a sort of grim prize#For him to have escaped Hickey's clutches in life only to be unable to escape in death#At the end of the day I agree that wee Hartnell deserved better than that#The Terror#The Terror AMC#Tom Hartnell#George Hodson#Francis Crozier
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Continuation of yesterday while I wait for a process to run...
Shuanshuan thinks he's helping his mysterious new friend who's having trouble moving around on his own, while Yi's just thinking about the Apemen germs and diseases (although I assume it took him a few days to conclude that there was nothing wrong with them).
#I'm assuming Shuanshuan grew a lot in those two years because he's a kid#ñes#nine sols#It ended just in time and looking at the results of this data I can only conclude that I cannot escape from American politics
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Chat should I make a sideblog of how I would rewrite Helluva and Hazbin
#probably gonna abandon it after a couple months like what I did with my wc rewrite#i'm not interested in the violent kitties anymore i'm sorry :(#but this blog could have a better chance of surviving because i legit cannot escape these shows#anyways putting these in the critical tags because i am going to get very critical#also the fans scare me#helluva boss critical#helluva boss criticism#helluva boss critique#vivziepop critical#hazbin hotel critical#hazbin hotel criticism#hazbin hotel critique
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i wish carpenter was real :[ i want her to give me a hug…
#because this post has broken containment (aka escaped my 3 tsv followers)#i would like to add that i specifically would like to cuddle my face against her neck in a shared bed#or wake up to the smell of coffee and the sound of sizzling eggs and know she’s in the house#and this may or may not be a byproduct of relating so hard to faulkner that it’s kind of sad#edit: apollo i cannot believe you pinned this dhhdhndnsjsnsksnjsksks
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My dad heard Rapton call Dorama a washed-up clown and now he won’t stop calling me a washed-up clown at every minor inconvenience
#Halcyonia#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#he also thinks it’s stupid that there’s a ninja named Lloyd he thinks it’s ‘not very ninja’#he has so many opinions about the legos because I have been rewatching at his place for like 5 days#and his apartment is small so he cannot escape the legos. I am not sorry
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