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ML x Smiling Critters Au
Students by day! Heroes by... any other time of the day. When people transform into weird creatures and terrorize the locals, it's up to Dogday and Catnap to save the day! And keep everyone alive, of course!... hopefully. Honestly, both Dennis and Theo are just trying to get through the day and attempt to maintain little normalcy that's left in their city
Could there be more to this weird phenomena than just random coincidences? Was this all planned? Will they ever find the rumored Ladybug Miraculous that is said to repair everything?
WELL Y'ALL IDK GUYS BC HONESTLY I ONLY DREW THIS FOR FUN AND AS STRESS RELIEF AND I'M FAR TOO BUSY AND TIRED TO EVEN TRY AND DRAW ANOTHER FANCOMIC JWDJDUDJFJDD
That's not to say I don't have ideas or a somewhat cohesive plot in mind for this little dumb au

Read them under the cut:
Idk if y'all even bothered to see the other post about this Au, but basically it's like a human AU where it's MOSTLY normal like. Playtime Co. didn't rly exist. Orphans were not expiramented. Maybe some grew up and became adults themselves etc. Ngl I haven't figured this part out properly, but basically a family had a hold of these miraculouses which made like, a secret orgs thst tests their abilities or something. Then stuff happens with like whistleblowing and an Agreste(tm) event. Tho to sum up my scattered thoughts on this part: they used to have all the miraculouses, but someone stole it away from them. Unfortunately for them, someone important got rly sick so they're rly desperately finding the others (LB and Cat Miraculous mostly) to cure them and yeah the current butterly user (Harley Sawyer at this point) is carrying his predecessor's wishes, but w/ an ulterior motive of course. Why is he a robot here? Mmm ngl I don't rly have any other reason for it. Just wanted to draw a robot w/ some butterfly motifs
Okay, for the story, the "toys" are just normal people, but they become their "toy" selves upon akumatization. Idk whether to base it more on the toy lore or in-game lore but I might just have to merge them both (but leaning more on toy-lore, hopefully)
There will be like, um, a mix of aging-up here, like the Smiling Critters and Nightmare Critters here are teenagers, but some characters like the human vers. of Mommy long legs is an adult. I am trying to understand the game lore but I won't be very accurate bc again, I' not rly active with it so sorry die-hard fans 🤷♀️
Enough of that, here are some thoughts of the main protags:
Dennis Dantes is the likable cheery athlete in school. You could say he's popular, but he doesn't rly hang out with the popular kids for too long. He'd rather spend time with the friends he made since he was young. Dennis is just honest and simple like that. He is a natural leader, but he only lets that shine through as Dogday.
Theodore Grambell is the opposite. He's a loner, troublemaker, and sleepy student that professors dislike to have in class. And yet, he is beloved by his friends, Dennis mostly! While he keeps quiet as himself, he's nearly dead silent as Catnap. He lets Dogday take the lead with saving the day, but at the end of the day, it's his cataclysm that really matters in an akuma crisis. Unlike Dennis, he knows a lot more about the miraculous stuff, thanks to some... shady figure
When the first meeting, Catnap and Dogday weren't sure of each other. It took some time and akuma-fighting for Dogday to actually understand Catnap, and for Catnap to tolerate Dogday's overbearing "as heroes, we have to blah blah blah" mindset. This is ironic, btw, because as civilians, they are both the bestest of friends. Closest. Dennis always pounces at Theo every time he sees him, then talks his ear off, and Theo wouldn't mind, and would just be happy to be with him
Story starts with Dennis getting his miraculous via finding it in his locker. Theo got his few weeks prior (thanks to shady figure). Since this is an alt universe, events went differently, so kwamis like Barkk behave a little differently from canon. Barkk here is a lot more strict with rules and has to asert common sense to Dennis when he gets too carried away by his heart. That said, Dennis and Barkk are good with each other. As for Plagg, he and Theo are awkward AF. I imagine that Theo's not much of a conversationalist in general, so you can guess who does most of the talking. Plagg's also desperately trying to convince Theo that MAYBE idk that the shady guy is??? Not to be trusted?? It falls on deaf ears, unfortunately
There ARE guardians of the miraculouses here lol they just don't have the Ladybug miraculous bc the former user crashed out and dipped. They are searching for it and later on, after Dennis meets them, he helps them search for it
Do their friends get a miraculous? Do the nightmare critters get a miraculous too (then cause mayhem?) Maybe, maybe not. Heehehehehee ( =^ω^)
OH also this AU is set in 2005 bc um to match the game setting idk [insert South Arcade - 2005]
#my art#dash drawings#dash drawing#there's more but im stopping myself#im continueing this until my addiction wavers its part of my program#y'all can tell I have a toxic relationship w/ Miraculous Ladybug#touille#ml au#MLB au#miraculous ladybug au#smiling critters#ppt au#poppy playtime au#poppy playtime#human au#nightmare critters#dogday#catnap#bobby bearhug#kickinchicken#craftycorn#kissy missy#ppt player#poppy playtime angel#??? idk man im pulling tags outta my- i should. tone done it down#im leaving a rly messed up digital footprint LOL [ugly crying]#baba chops#rabie baby#im stopping there i got blocked by tumblr jdkfjfnfjfjfjfm
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Ur ocs are so cute... are they from another game or your own plot line? If they are from your own plot, can you tell me the full story right now, please and thank you
Literally the aura of this ask ✋😭🤚
You mean my last post ocs? They’re from my original story webcomic kinda like thing idk, what’s sure it’s currently on hiatus cause it wasn’t sustainable for me.
I’ll try to keep the story super short btw:
So there’s this Vegas-style city called Roveast, but way more modern (it’s set in 2045). The city’s crawling with these big scary creatures (basically werewolves, but nobody knows that). People just call them “Wolves.” They come out at night and get hunted by these robot-androids called Vigilants—like Pitt, they look exactly like humans tho but with pointy ears™️ —who were created to protect humans from the Wolves. The main character’s Isaac, a delivery guy who’s trying to figure out what the hell he’s doing with his life. He feels guilty because he might actually have the “key” to end the whole conflict, but the cost is insanely high.

And yeah the protagonist (Isaac) is also a werewolf and his best friend android (Pitt) doesn’t know that/can’t understand that.


I think my favorite theme in this story is that the androids are actually killing people who can transform into werewolves, even tho their purpose is to protect humans, but they just can’t understand it because of their “default settings” monster -> kill 🤯
And then there’s a cult, some politics, corruption, power abuse, and other heavy themes like sexual abuse, grooming, stalking — a lot of dark stuff I was fucking with at the time. Problem is, all this stuff was very heavy to handle in a story so I got overwhelmed and stopped drawing it.
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#not so cute anymore huh 😭#and also inking is fun etc but when you have to deal with hundreds of pages without getting a cent from it it just gets frustrating#i mean that’s not exactly a functional style for a webcomic right#wtf was I on CRACK?!?!#btw ngl I still like those inked pages#sorry haha you tought it was a yaoi gotchaaaa#ask#ocs#old art#ocs art
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Quiiiiick (lying) analysis on a little theory I have about the 'species' (ig?) seen in QSMP
so on Quesadilla Island, we see two major sentient peoples. We have the census bureaus (CBs), of which we know Cucurucho, Osito, and the pink ears one, tho there may be more. There's also the faceless people, who I'll call Workers for simplicity tho they seem to encompass all residents of the island who aren't the players, not just fed staff.
The CBs may potentially have once been Workers, since they appear very similar, or indeed may have just been crafted to look like them. It's hard to say exactly what they are biologically, they may be robotic or not, too much to bother breaking down here but in summary it's not clear.
Conversely, Workers seem to be biological. They don't have the powers (flight, invis, etc). They eat and drink regularly, chat amongst themselves, get paid for their work, and importantly as we see from Walter Bob, can have families and children. They also seem to generally be free-thinking. They are as diverse as players personality-wise, but visually all look the same with a blank face, and communicating through books.
Fit's contractor also resembles a Worker.
Now onto the INTERESTING part, on Egg Island, we see three new 'creatures'.
We have the Watcher, who is a plain black entity with a single eye, twice the height of normal players. (I could go into the mythology significance here but I'm trying to keep this short lol). We have the Eye Worker, and we have the Little Buddies (LBs).
The eye worker is most likely to be a regular worker who defected to the Watcher's side. We know that Egg Island was once owned by the feds, and whilst we don't know the details, it's likely there were Workers on the island that remained when the Fed left. (alternatively, this could be the Worker that boated to the island, but that's less likely, we do see them dead and this eye worker has no black corruption.)
The ONLY visual differences we see between Workers beyond their clothes are player-created ones (Walter Bob's haircut), yet this Worker has a clear biological difference in that it has an eye. There's two potential routes from this: we can make a slightly jumping assumption that somehow, working with the Watcher gave it this eye - either a surgical change (it does have advanced equipment, tho there's no surgical implications) or a natural change a la the black corruption, something that just Happened to this guy because it works with the Watcher.
Alternatively, ALL the workers who lived on Egg Island could look like that, and they just have a general biological difference to Quesadilla Workers.
Where am I going with this - well. The LBs GREATLY resemble Workers, just small with eyes. We know Walter Bob at least had/has a child, and likely other Workers had children too.
People theorised that the LBs were the equivalent of Eggs, but I want to suggest - what if they are the children of Workers? Either the children of workers on Egg Island, or ones from Quesadilla that ended up there somehow? We know the rebels were trying to boat ppl off the island, and Egg Island is clearly not that far from Quesadilla. If the Watcher can make ppl have eyes, it would track that they could also have gained eyes. And they're not working for the Watcher as far as we see, and do act like little kids.
I'm not even going to start on Cucurojo or whatever we're calling it now, I don't even know what's going on there lmao but it does seem to be a similar entity.
En fin, this is just rambling speculation. But please guys, can we make it cool to like MCYT, so I can make a QSMP theory video on PT without my audience trying to kill me for it---
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Hubris Bracket Side A Poll 12: Five Pebbles (Rain World) vs Laerryn Coramar-Seelie (Critical Role: Exandria Unlimited Calamity)

Propaganda below (contains spoilers)
Five Pebbles
in his pride and arrogance he thought he could solve the great problem, he got interrupted during one of his experiments because in the process he was killing one of his neighboring robots (he is a robot btw) and she was asking him to stop, now he blames her because the creature he was making mutated and essentially led to him developing 'the rot' which slowly eats away at his superstructure until it eventually kills him.
hes like a pathetic wet cat to me. guy who tries desperately to break out of his doomed narrative only to doom himself further and drag those he loves down with him. he didn't want this he didn't want any of this but in his rage and arrogance he was blind to the consequences of his actions. and now he stands slowly rotting away while his sister suffers because of his mistakes. he is sooo full of regret and anger and shame i love him
(this one is very long so we have opted to keep its original formatting for reading's sake)
GOD where do i even start with five pebbles…the hubris contained within this bitch…the angst…the regret… for a basic rundown of general rain world stuff, everything in the world is trapped in a looping cycle of life and death. eventually people adjacent things were like "dam this sucks i wanna. kil myslef" and then they dug really deep into the earth and found void fluid which kills you so hard you don't come back. however if youre a bitch or too attached to the earth u turn into a terrifying ghost thing. so the people were like "fuck that lets find a different way to kill ourselves" so they built big supercomputers called iterators then they all killed rhemselves anyways with the kil juice.so you have these godlike teenagers basically locked in bigass boxes just. everywhere every fucking where theres so many.
five pebbles is one of these iterators, and whats special about him is mainly the place and reasons he was built. iterators need a shit fuck ton of water to function (and they exhale a shit fuck ton of water vapor "turning…world, into rain world." -daszombes) so generally iterators aren't placed too close. another iterator named looks to the moon was built very early on, and eventually she couldn't make enough stuff for her people who live on top of her (forgot to mention that) so they fucking. built another iterator RIGHT next to her. pebbles and moon are like siblings, right. hes kind of an angsty guy but i mean his creators literally all killed themselves and left him solving their problem so its ok hes allowed to be. hes like "damn i hate veing trapped in this cycle and shit it sucks" and then there was a very big event that i DO NOT have the time to get into but essentially one of the iterators was like "hey guys i solved the problem" and then she fucking died which is very hard for an iterator to do so everyone had an understandable freakout.
five pebbles was of the opinion that killing herself was the solution so hes like "i have to make them see that killing yourself IS the solution" (killing yourself and/or genetic mpdification are very very taboo topics among iterators) so he goes to one of his close friends and has a real heart to heart about how much he struggles with knowing that his creators CHOSE to leave them all behind and that the iterators are all still here solving their problem even tho they're dead. this friend, in a moment of weakness sends pebbles instructions on how to circumvent the self-destruct taboo (a taboo is like a law coded into every single cell of an iterator) and five pebbles, desperate to prove to himself and others that he isnt just another useless thing that can be abandoned, so he looks at the proper, safe way of doing the procedure and goes "FUCK THAT NOIIIISE" bye running so many parallel processes he consumes five times the amount of water he usually intakes, as well as shutting off all communications. moon, having been dehydrated to the point where he structure is in an awful, awful state, eventually uses a last resort in the form of forced communications, essentially the buggest loudest discord ping of your life. her messages are pleas for pebbles to stop, that he is hurting her, that she WILL die if he continues.
on pebble's end, as he tries to concentrate on his absurd amounts of processes, moon messages crash through his communications network, COMPLETELY shattering his focus. due to the nature of this method, involving genetic modification, what is essentially cancer is allowed to burst free, uncontrolled, from his experiments. they call it the rot. pebbles, having killed his sister and cut off everyone else, desperately tries to cure the illness ravaging his structure, an effort that proves futile.
Laerryn Coramar-Seelie
Laerryn devoted her entire life to making the city of Avalir capable of teleporting to the Upper Planes so that the entire city of mortals would be walking as equals amongst the GODS.
laerryn my beloved. the OG hubris wizard, dead before the story even started & it was her own fault. she used all her city's magic supply to be able to TELEPORT the ENTIRE CITY to a DIFFERENT PLANE because she COULD. because she wanted to prove that SHE COULD. because she thought the gods weren't all that special and wanted mortals to be equal to the GODS THEMSELVES. COME ON. she could have easily made it safe but she was so determined to accomplish this in time that she used way too much magic and put the whole city in danger. she wasn't thinking about safety, she was thinking about what she could accomplish. she also got one of her best friends, who was a husband and a father to a young child, KILLED, due to experimenting on said aforementioned 'attempting to teleport the entire city to a different plane' thing (complete disregard of safety once again). to list her lesser hubris crimes, she neglected her marriage and got divorced bc she was so focused on her work and herself even though she loved her husband dearly and convinced herself she was doing all of this for him, even though this is never something he wanted. also she cast blight on a super important tree that could have saved the world, and destroyed it. and yeah it was because she wanted to protect her friends/out of love/grief BUT she basically set in motion the rest of the events of exu calamity (aka, oh yknow, the DESTRUCTION OF MOST OF THE WORLD) by doing that. by thinking she COULD save her friends by destroying the tree. basically, she thought she knew better when she very much didn't. i'm not saying she caused it (the betrayer gods caused it obvs), but she for sure had a large part to play in the destruction of her own city (and also in saving it, but still). basically i love her. HUBRIS QUEEN.
#hubris bracket#Laerryn Coramar-Seelie#critical role#Five Pebbles#rainworld#rain world#exu calamity#exu laerryn#(mod bee here: both extremely strong contenders with a lot of similarities. anyone's game for sure.)#(however am i biased towards laerryn? yes. i love her.)#round 1
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❄️ Non Human Alters ❄️
Non human alters are often used as a factor to fakeclaim somebody, even tho they are very common and medically recognized. There is a lot of research on why certain non human alters exist and how it is heavily connected to the trauma children with DID/OSDD1 endured. Here is a little deep dive on that interesting and important topic. (No worrys, part 2 and 3 arent as long as part 1).
Beforehand: a) This post discusses severe trauma, I will set certain CW/TW at the most sensitive parts so you can skip; do not read in a sensitive state
b) We are not professionals, but added sources; corrections and questions are very appreciated
c) Systems are unique, the examples in this post are just that: examples
PART 1: Animalistic and Fantasy Based Alters
Non human alters are parts of individuals with DID/OSDD-1/P-DID ect that see themselves as non-human, e.g: animals, hybrids or fantasy creatures.
Like all other alters non human alters are the result of trauma and an already severly dissociated mind.
When a child first developes alters, they might not yet have a firm grasp on what is -or isnt-possible. And by that extension the alters that are forming might not always understand themselves as human.
Once some alters have been formed as non-humans, this sets a precedent that allows split in later life to take the same or similiar forms.
Internal logic of systems does not always align with external logic and reality.
There are many potential reasons for non human alters to form as they are. For example parts that are there to protect the system might take on a form that reinforces strengt and willingness to protect what is theirs (e.g: dragons, lions).
(CW: degradation, abuse) Traumatized child parts might present as feral or animalistic in order to represent feeling or being treated as subhuman.
Neglected or persecutory alters might present as dark fantasy creatures.
Demon alters can also form due to religious abuse or a child constantly being demonized.
(CW: severe emotional neglect) If a child is neglected but sees their parents affection for e.g. their pet cat, the child might have a feline alter because the system desires to obtain their parents affection.
A child that is heavily into fantasy might have alters that who present as certain fantasy creatures that the child sees as comforting or able to protect.
Angelic alters might form for the kids desire to be protected and taken care of from above and or the need to be perfect.
(CW: severe distrist due to trauma) Severly abused children might stop trusting humans entirely and all alters presences might be animalistic in order to avoid the cognitive dissonance ans pain associated with humans that hurt them.
In contrast some survivors might only have a few non human alters and donz know why and feel confused or ashamed and hide them (as well as in order to not get fakclaimed).
PART 2: Objects or Concepts as Alters
Some systems have alters that do not represent living creatures at all.
(Big CW: severe trauma, deadly experiences, severe (physical) abuse) Those alters might stem from not understanding how or if they survived. Another reason could be to mindlessly obey the abuser or having to endure tasks or abuse that a feeling creature would be unable to handle. Those alters may represent as dead, robots or objects.
They function with pure logic and no/very few emotional capacity.
In some cases this experience could also be associated with ASD (autism spectrum disorder) where one often feels seperated from humanity.
PART 3: How They can Present and Change in Systems
Some of those non human alters might only exist in the internal world, others can switch in. Some feel like they can "pretend to be human" when fronting, but act like themselves in the inner world.
Others might only switch in in dangerous situations to protect, others might switch in when they are finally in an safe environment and able to express themselves.
Some might heal and or get worse and therefore get more or less human.
Large varieties are possible even within the same system.
(Sources: did-research.org; "Structural Dissociation and the Treatment of Chronic Traumatization" by van der Hart, Nijenhuis and Steele)
PART 4:
If you are interested in more, we will gladly explain the presence of our non-human alters in our next post and give our insight on it.
#non human alters#education#osdd system#Did#sysblr#dissociative identity disorder#Mental health education#Osdd deep dive#suspected system#cdd system
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I am sending propaganda to play Rainworld because of the funky little robot creatures :>
(Official art from the game)
THIS ONE. I LOVE THIS ONE. THEY CREATED THE PURPLE SLUGCAT THAT'S WITH THEM
AND THEY'RE SO ATTACHED TO IT THAT THEY LEARNED TO COMMUNICATE WITH IT IN A WAY THAT THEY CAN BOTH TALK TO EACH OTHER. THEY'RE SO CUTE. THEY EVEN START THINKING OF NAMING THEMM
Also they're sort of like a Blue Addison / Yellow Addison in the way of being close to the iterator in the game that's gone a little off his rocker, but they also have some guilt of maybe probably contributing to the other’s mental state in some way by enabling his already growing madness and not realising their mistake until too late :))))
THIS GIRLYPOP. BLUE ADDISON CORE EXCEPT WITHOUT THE UNDERLYING OFF-HER-ROCKER ASSOCIATED WITH BLUE. SHE'S SO SO COOL.
Basically she is the oldest out of the specific region of iterators in the game, even calling herself a big sister compared to all of them :> She was built really close to the Mad Iterator (what I'm calling them to not spoil names yet :>) - they both shared the same water supply.
Mad Iterator actually started draining their water supply that she was attached to when he started doing his wacky stuff, and then when she forcibly sent a message to him it was at the worst possible moment so he disregarded her message, and effectively ended up breaking her and leaving her in a comatose state because of it. All of it was not intended to happen on his end, but he did still cause it :( She's the one you'd probably see most in the game. Very Blue Addi and Spamton core with her and the Mad Iterator's relationship.
Also she has a cat she calls Ruffles :)

Oops how did angst get in there ignore the robot angst (do not ignore the robot angst, it's LORE and it HURTS)
I just think this iterator is neat :> (the green one behind the red slugcat). Spoiling his name because it's hilarious given his nature - No Significant Harassment. HE HARASSES THE ITERATORS SO MUCH (teasingly, most of the time, but there are some more serious ones. He does it out of concern rather than bullying). HE IS VERY MUCH SIGNIFICANTLY HARASSING THEM AND IT'S SO FUNNY.
HIM. THE MAD ITERATOR. FIVE PEBBLES. HE'S A ROBOT WHO'S GONE MAD TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE SOLUTION TO A PROBLEM. HE AND THE OTHERS WERE CREATED TO SOLVE. ONLY ONE HAS SOLVED IT BEFORE AND HE TRIES DESPERATELY TO DO IT AGAIN AT THE COST OF HIMSELF AND THE BLUE ONE
AND HE CREATED HIS OWN DEMISE AND THE DEMISE OF OTHER CREATURES AND REGIONS
HE IS SPAMTON-CODED EVEN IF THEIR SITUATIONS ARE VASTLY DIFFERENT I WILL BE DRAGGED KICKING AND SCREAMING FROM THIS HILL /LH
Also they creators have meme'd him before and gave him a cat costume so uh. Yeah. Catboy Five Pebbles exists.
ALSO
THE FUNKY COLOURED ROBOTS???
THESE LITTLE GUYS WITH ROBES THAT CAN SIT AND PET SLUGCATS???
THAT'S NOT THE ENTIRE ROBOT

THE ITERATORS ARE GIGANTIC. THE COLOURED PARTS ARE JUST THE PART YOU CAN TALK TO. THEY ARE BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD ENTIRE CITIES ON THEM. THEY ARE ***ENTIRE REGIONS TO EXPLORE.*** THESE THINGS ARE GINORMOUS BESIDES THE LITTLE FUNKY DUDES
Anyway propaganda for Rainworld over, I have said what I can about the funky tragic robots :>
WAIT THIS GAME HAS LORE??? ouggg okay i might give it a go.. it looks good lore wise but ive heard its very hard and i am. haha. not good at games :3
sounds cool tho ill buy it sometime.. and maybe play it.... if i can tear myself off regretevator...
the mad iterator sounds VERY cool :OO characters whos own madness and paranoia ends up causing them to sabotage themselves, truly the best kind :3
ill definitely consider buying it it actually sounds super cool :D
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I'm a proud freak so welcome to my sideblog for unabashed hornyposting! Sorry in advance. Unless you're into it! BYF
I WILL be talking about my transformers blorbos and OCs here! You can view the full list in the pinned post on my sfw blog @seeyouonsaturn. I just decided to split off from there in case some people would prefer not to receive posts of The Freaky Shit on their dash lol. Really, it's not even that bad compared to what I've seen lmao
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Minors DNI. That should be a given but I'll state it anyway. I'm in my mid 20s and not comfortable with minors in my adult space. Miners are welcome.
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Kink list under the cut <3
Stuff I'm into
omorashi/wetting/straight up fucking ✨️piss✨️ my dudes
virgin/inexperienced kink
power dynamics
age gaps (adult/adult)
humiliation in general (just not receiving lol)
heat/rut cycles
maybe dubcon if I'm in the mood 👀
I'm also a certified monsterfucker, old man enjoyer and villain connoisseur 👍🏻
No thank you's (don't feed me this)
Anything irl. I'm very aroace. I do not want to do this for real. I don't like people. Motorcycles please interact tho
Humanformers. I'm not really into humans. Why would you ruin a perfectly good robot. If I wanted a human I wouldn't be here.
Generally not a fan of AUs that give them different appearances or lore. They're perfect as they are stop changing them
Body horror/straight up gore (though that can be fun in a non-kink context! I do enjoy pain)
Pregnancy just makes me uncomfortable. Jokes/mentions are fine but it's not something I want to think harder about. This includes breeding. Very squick.
Hard watersports (i like pee desperation, not pee drinking, basically. To each their own tho!)
Bodily fluids that aren't peepee. Yes I draw the line in a weird spot. I don't know why either. It's just how it is.
Ovipos
Degradation (don't be mean to me, i will be sad) [exceptions will be made in the context of Trixie because unlike me, she eats that shit up]
Yandere (unless it's in character ig)
Other
I go through fucking heat cycles myself apparently so if I vanish off the face of the earth, I'll be back. I'm only really interested in these things a couple days per month and then I get over it. Until next month.
Some of my OCs may have different preferences from myself (namely Trixie my little freaklet creature)
I'm not attracted to women or body parts generally associated with afab bodies (bobs and vagana). It just does not do it for me. At all. Sorry women.
#valveplug#wasteplay#omorashi#other tags will be added as i go#welcome friends leave your shame at the door#fr tho i am begging people to just block me and leave if this isn't your thing. please i promise i'm nice you can just walk away ily
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ch1 Ep 1 over the seas
quickly leaving the fairy elf coven after getting some stuff but most importantly his parents approval to travel worldwide and over the seas, Hrom went to the nearby kingdom aka "the rainbow kingdom" this was the closest kingdom to the coven and he could get exactly what he needs from there, as after the peace has gone over the world every kingdom is welcoming the sea people, who in thier travels get tons of new woderful magical stuff that anyone here can only dream of, and the best buyers are always the robots thier love to study and big pocets get all of the pirates attention.
When hrom made it to the kingdom and went to the closeby port he could noitice people staring. His eyes were a big attention graber and even tho he was never raised by his true father, he knew he looked exactly like him up to his lightning eyes.
he made it to the port and came to a hiring board there he looked throug the people hiring others for oversea adventures. a person finally caught his interest, capitan Holy, a skilled adventurer who was going to the other island for trade. If hrom could get to the other island he probably could get a nice job and a good living place, if that were to happen he could go on many foreign adventures and meet tons of people who knows maybe someone would want to join him. he wrote down the adress of the ships dock and headed over there.
when he made it relativly near he went on to check the entrance fee once again and his own money.
the fee would take a small portion of the money he had which was good news because some can take all of the cash one has. sometimes he was relived that his father used to sell exotic magical creatures even though most times it made him worried for the safety of his father, even though he could always be revived Hrom didn't want him to go through pain. nevertheless he had a good amout of cash from his father so he could pay his fee.
when he made it to the dock he finally got to meet the big man himself Capitain holy. he was a older man. when hrom came up to him the capitain noiticed his eyes and said "immidietly hired" not even knowing what hrom wanted, and that made him extremly happy. Hrom was worried form the start that no one would want someone who makes thuderous storms as his power on thier ship because most people didn't know that his kind can prevent thuder, people usually assume and don't think further.
he paid the entrance fee and got a room on the ship. he also told the capitain his reason to travel with him and was introduced to another person like him Marceline Pulky who was a fairy. A feline like creature often known for witchcraft. she also wanted to go to the other island to live and explore, so the two of them decided to join in and make a team which they will try to expand after they voyage.
and with that the ship left the port and headed to the other island starting the long trip
after some time the sun set and hrom headed to sleep remebering to put some cotton in his ears as his capitain advised him so, to not hear the singing of sirens.
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Ooooooh I read through the Luv on TV posts and I am HOOKED. Have you written a fic or anything anywhere? It's soooooo good and I'd like to see more!!
unfortunately theres no fic! doing a full fic for this AU would like actually take me forever to write, but i might end up doing little snippets here and there!
in the meantime, tho, here's some of my initial notes 👍
Patrick and Joe still meet in Borders, but all talk of starting a new pop punk band is just that. All talk. Fall Out Boy, before it’s even called Fall Out Boy, dies right then and there. Patrick doesn’t end up sharing his demos, doesn’t meet Pete Wentz, isn’t cajoled into becoming a singer.
Without a band to focus on, Patrick goes on with his life. He graduates, goes off to college, graduates again, and he finds himself back in Chicago living in a shitty apartment working a shitty retail job because it turns out, there’s kind of nothing to do with an English degree.
It gets to the point where the only conversations Patrick’s really having is small talk with customers and clipped reassurances to his mother that he’s fine, yes he’s eating his vegetables, he’ll come see her next weekend maybe and yeah he kind of does need help paying rent.
Maybe some of the wires in Patrick’s brain are a little crossed, or his morals are a bit looser than the average person’s, or perhaps he’s just gone crazy from standing at a register all day- whatever the reason, Patrick makes the very logical conclusion that to solve his social problem, he needs to steal a dead body.
Patrick’s the kind of guy who just knows weird shit because his mind is constantly searching for something to scratch that itch for knowledge and the depths of the internet is a wonderful place for that sort of thing.
Patrick is also the kind of guy (or, he likes to think of himself as the kind of guy) who can learn anything he sets his mind out to. Drums, trumpet, foreign languages, coding, how to break into a morgue, how to get bloodstains out of your carpet before your landlord sees, you name it. There’s a plethora of online forums that Patrick has to make sure to clear from his search history or better yet he ought to just destroy his whole laptop.
His robot’s kind of a weird guy. Patrick doesn’t know if it could even be considered a robot. He’s just…weird. He’s not got the best control over his body. He seems to be insanely freaked out by small moving creatures, so Patrick has to keep scaring off the feral alley cats that gather on his fire escape. He doesn’t sleep and sometimes just sits there staring at Patrick, quietly watching, his screen flickering in the dark of the night, both alive and dead at the same time.
But Patrick likes him anyways. There’s nobody else in the world who can keep up with him, match for match, when it comes to quoting 80s movies (it definitely helps that he’s, like, basically a walking talking computer) He doesn’t get annoyed in the way other people tend to do when Patrick goes off on a ramble, and even seems actually interested to hear what he’s got to say. He treats Patrick’s shitty GarageBand tunes like they’ve been composed by fucking Mozart and the impressions don’t piss him off, either, and he doesn’t leave. He stays and he lights up when Patrick gets home from work and asks how his day was and it’s fucking nice, so yeah, Patrick likes him.
#its called luv on TV bc that is the first fob lyric i found with the word TV in it lmfao#fob au: luv on tv
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dream log 1.
felt like recording this weird ass fucking series of dreams i lad last night. (one long continuous dream? a series of separate dreams? no ficki g clue) i dont fully remember everything. as with dreams its all very fuzzy but i will recount to the best of my memory. first "segment": jupiter was for some fuckin reason just hanging out next to the earth. like, replaced the moon. but the only thing this dis.. was make earth warmer only during the daytime. it made the day hotter. so im like "damn i dont wanna go school today... there is risk for heag stroke!" and i was told "well its 30 right now and will go up to 180 later in the day" and im like shucks. i guess i can survive that but ill be quite uncimfortable.HUH????????? second segment: we return to the premise of jupiter being mext to the earth. this time though its real funky. atmospheres touching. jupiter spinning and transferring its crazy weather and wind to earth. it somehow speeds up tectonic plate movement and we get fucking pangaea again. this is the current topic of my earth sci class so im not surprised. i distinctly remember me being outside and feeling like wt anymoment i was gonna get picked up and shot across the fucking planet at mach 12. didnt nappen because it then suddenly cut to analog horror type footage? so in the dream ther was an lien invasion and it was heavily implied that they fucking put jupiter there to cause all the chaos on earth. in this footage, this dude is just driving and suddenly there are these horrifying creepy ass sirens. think of the lobotomy sound effect mixed with eateot hellsirens and a nuclear siren. and shit started going bazoinkers. earrthquakes. traffic insane (yk, spooky siren and then everything shaking has people mildly worried) and poor PoV guy having to do epic gaming maneuvers to not get goinked by the onslaught of panicked drivers. theres this... other scene spliced in? its someone driving on a road in this really serene grass field. the driver is looking at something in the distance tho and something is just. wrong. its way too quiet. footage cuts back to the chaos and the guy is hiding in a hole, trying to avoid the invaders (nowhere in the dream did i see any of the actual creatures. only the tanks n ships n mechs n shit.) and barely escapes being grisped by one of them. it then cuts to this... tv episode thing? talking abt fascism and dictatorship. quite apt for the alien takeover thing. then we go back to the takeover. its a lot more like HL2 now, a dystopian city. its all just squares. literally just like, a few buildings p a c k e d into a small box. and 2tanks circling every single one. i was trying to see if i could move around the city without being detected but i gave up real fast. in this dream i was living in this really shitty apartment w my irl family. i turned around to go back in but itwas replaced by an even more run down vuilding; i completely didnt notice. i entered and this whole arc of the dream is the most dumb shit ever i swear. so the building is like 3 floors, each being an installation of a really shit fnaf-adjacent fic? it defo seemed satirical in nature it was like "omg look at these dead robot guys. are u offended. disturbed." and there was this fucking narrator guy playing thru the magically functional PA system. yappin abt philosophic topics and the fic. at some point it was talking sbout two characters and how they deserved a better friendship or something and the lack of it is why the fic was created, leading to the building hsppening??? idk. i got to the roof snd the dream kinda dissolves from there. now, the 2nd most bullshit part of my dream.i THINK this had something to do with the dystopia arc but i really dont know.
it was fucking minecraft. this mc server and it was like. weird. permanently night, and if you did anything other than breakimg blocks or moving, (specifically if you hit any mobs in this dream) this weird white rectangle guy with some weird name i cant remember would tp to you and ask you what your foordinates were. a multiple choice thing would be sent in chat and, in xyz, you wiuld havr to pick each one individually and send it in chat, in the right order. you also had 10 seconds to do so. if you failed, you got fucking /kill-ed. i was talking to someone on discord who was also investigating this server and for some reason i needed a gazillion torches. at some point i got those torches but the Coordinate Asker Guy came and goinked me. i was real pissed n stuff but for some reason the CAG decided i was suddenly worthy of fufilling the task or something and gave me my stuff back. dream ended with me asking the discord guy if i should screenshare me beating the game. beating the game, on this server, was really really significant for some reason.
so i was positive tested for bovid and im pretty sure that is where this fucking loony ass dream sequence came from.
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Chrono Trigger liveblog part 7 - the final part
Mother Brain: "Hey sexy mama, wanna destroy all humans?"
Also, why is she so mad at humans for destroying the planet when it was that giant evil space monster what did it???
Holy shit she went down easy. Easiest boss fight in the entire game. Only took a single round of combat. Frail old lady robot can't even defeat TWO humans and she wants to erase us all to rule the planet in our absence? Lol. Lmao even.
Pfft, and both the new arms I get for Robo are weaker than the one I got for doing busywork with the reptites. 🙄
I Saved Humanity From The Robot Uprising And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
Going through the Black Omen. Ayla's Dino Tail Technique is an unstoppable force of nature. 😈
Going up against Queen Zeal with Lucca, Frog, and Ayla.
Plan is to use Frog Flare and Dino Tail right away as soon as she does her first attack. Should drop her before she gets a chance to do anything else...
LMAO, IT WORKED!
wonder if the same trick will work on phase 2... 🤔
IT DID! 😁
Phase 3 begins...
Nice immortality, idiot. Too bad you disintegrated and your floating fortress crashed into the ocean.
Taking on Lavos with Crono, Marle, and Lucca. The Three Amigos ride again! 🤠
In the face of our combined magics, its outer shell is about as tough as a wet paper bag.
Shell: cracked!
Now to climb inside and set off some more magical nukes where it can REALLY feel them! Gunna make this stupid Space Tick wish it had never been born!

...who's Doan???
"Ours was a short youth."
*cocks her gun*
God I love Lucca so hard. Fuck this girl is amazing.
Oh SICK! Lavos has hand-mouths! I love when humanoid creatures have mouths on the palms of their hands. 10/10 creature design! Symbolism for days!
Well, enough admiring the scenery. Time to vaporise this punk ass bitch of an Evil Space Cicada!
Lavos:
Lucca, what do you mean that it's been harvesting DNA the entire time??? What are you basing that assertion on??? We keep cracking open exoskeletons to reveal a little guy inside, therefore it's been culturing and harvesting DNA for 65 million years? How on earth does it do that from within the core of the planet (Zeal's brainwashing aside)???
(seriously tho, who's Doan??)
((oh, he's the guy that we gave the seed to in The Future?))
Get vaporised, idiot!
I'm getting executed AGAIN?!
Jesus fuck I thought we had already resolved that bullshit. Your soldier boy should have discovered Marle right next to me in bed for fuck's sake. 🙄
I am going to stab that Chancellor.
Wait, where the fuck did Doan and Guardia21 come from?? And Kino?!
Lucca was going to execute Crono as a prank?!
Can the Chancellor's head on a pike please lead our victory parade?
This victory parade is so frigging cute omg!
That's right, Taban! Crono DID save the whole world and deserves a beer for it!
Official confirmation that Ayla is great in bed. Nice!
So Magus isn't going to undo his Frogification spell? He's just going to leave Glenn like that forever?
Robots cry motor oil? 😂
Whoops, forgot to ever feed my cats so they've run away into the time vortex.
...aaaaand so did my mum. Bye mum!
And Crono fist-pumps to celebrate his mother vanishing from existence. 🤣🤣🤣
Are we getting married on the spot?
Oh, no, it's just the bell. But the bell was already there at the beginning, wasn't it? 🤔
At least we have a time machine. Bye dad!
The End!
Pretty good game! I'm not going to be replaying umpteen times to get all the different endings because I have too many other games to play, but it was pretty darn good all the same!
Smashing soundtrack!
Awww sweet! Post-credits anime epilogue of everybody getting married! 😍
Nice, Frog got de-amphibianised after all.
Lucca and her pet robot adopted a time-travelling abandoned baby? 🤣
And then there's post-credits, post-epilogue, bonus credits? This game just keeps on giving! 😂
My main complaint with the game is that Crono's hair looks stupid. Why is anime hair Like That??
There are multiple new vortexes popping up around the place? And an Ending Counter to keep track of which ones you've reached? Those are nice features.
Okay I'm done for real.
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abatina : is there anything in life your muse has changed their mind about over time ( due to becoming more educated on the topic , certain experiences , etc . ) , or that they would change their mind about under certain circumstances ? (Luna) 🐰
botanical headcanons // accepting . . .
Murder. Or more accurately, "justified murder." Jin keeps going back and forth on whether murder is sometimes justified or not. He was raised pacifistic by his mother, but... after seeing the damages caused by Kazuya, Heihachi, and his devil, Jin does wonder if some people really do deserve to die. Therefore, he frequently feels conflicted about this. He went from thinking murder is bad, to murder is justified, to murder is bad, to murder is justified, and again - to murder is probably bad. Despite having been previously homicidal before defeating his father, Jin will do anything he can to refrain from killing. Hell, it's another reason why he's giving his devil a second chance. He's trying to take after his mother, again.
And Ninjas. Jin used to have no respect for Ninja, or at the very least, the concept of ninja. He may like the anime Naruto, but Ninja in real life were notorious to having no honor and doing whatever, especially the dirty deeds of people who didn't want to stain their honor. Whilst Jin still doesn't like what ninja were in history, or the initial concept, he no longer disapproves of everyone who practices ninjutsu. This is due to meeting good people like Yoshimitsu, Raven, and Victor. Kunimitsu is still on thin fucking ice tho.
His entire view on humanity. To be fair, the reason why Devil even hated humanity in the first place was because it was "hardwired coding" programmed into by Azazel when creating devils. Devil himself was meant to be Azazel's wrath against humanity's sins. So when Jin removed all of Azazel's influence on Devil via purification, Devil's hatred for humanity vanished. Devil is now curious about humanity, and willing to see them as more than just "sinners" or "creatures to be ruled." He'd like to understand them better, and to help them, too.
Devil still doesn't like robots much (sorry Alisa) but unlike before... he is also still willing to learn about them and how they can gain sentience. He just... understands them even less than humanity right now.
#🔥 - ɪᴛ's ᴀ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴛʀᴀɢᴇᴅʏ // (study)#👿 - ᴀ ʜᴏʟʏ ᴡᴀʀ ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ // (study)#✏️ - ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ? // (inbox)
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before answer back the danganronpa question, have this:
if you could magically replace your dominant arm with any inanimate object or limb of an animate creature, (either remains fully functional) 1) would you do it; 2) what would you replace your arm with, if yes?
now, re: me in danganronpa, I would probably also be in v3 (mostly because I see danganronpa-student-aged me applying voluntary oh so clearly, I was like that), and as for talent 🤔 it would be nice to have smth that relates to my art or cooking but I don't have enough of the grasp on myself to settle on smth :3
I APOLOGIZE FOR THE LATE REPLY i wanted to save this for later and then later came but i had to go on a call and i forgor i am sorry. ANYWAY!!!!
i have not tasted your food (yet) but i know in my heart you are the ultimate cook/baker. teruteru's got nothing on you. i can't stop thinking abt the bagel thing that was insane (affectionate) you are amazing and ily and you can do everything you put your mind to ✨️ (and you ARE that's so so so cool fr i love seeing all the things you make and try and i love how you say they're good bc that's what you deserve!!!!! and i got sappy there i apologize. ily mwah)
as for your question! :D idk if it counts but tbh I'd love a cool scifi-esque robot arm?? or at least a prosthetic where i can change the tip yknow? like switch between a regular hand and a knife or even mundane stuff like. a spoon or a brush etc. i think that'd be cool
if that doesn't count tho!!!!! i don't think so tbh I'm p attached to having thumbs i need those to function and it's not like monkey hands are too exciting. so i can't think of any option I'd like :^(
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1. Yes
2. Yes, she loves attention
3. No, you have to EARN that kind of death
Other AEIWAM cast at the Aquarium chicanery:
There is an exhibit on deep sea creatures and it makes everyone insane
Kenpachi is having a hard time with "what do you mean this thing lives as far down as airplanes go up? Why is the ocean that deep??"
Kaname finds an unexpected solace in learning that there are entire ecosystems of creatures that live in total darkness unless some biologist drives a robot down there. Strange, otherworldly and bizarre creatures, but creatures that live and thrive in total darkness.
Byakuya and Yamamoto, both formerly married men, learn about the reproductive practices of anglerfish and get really quiet for a while
Rukia and Orihime both end up coming over how cute chimera fish are.
Renji, Ichigo and Ikkaku all end up on the floor laughing about the fantastic names many deep sea animals have, like "pigbutt worm" and "ping-pong tree sponge"
"yes, but what does a ping-pong tree sponge *look* like?" Kaname asks.
"I am being entirely serious when I say that it looks exactly like its name." Komamura sighs, at a loss.
Yachiru is in love with the sixgill sharks, which are almost as big as great whites, live in the literal abyss, can go a year without eating, have remained unchanged since before there were trees, and are probably responsible for a lot of the deaths of people who managed to survive shipwrecks, but got stranded floating after. They're exquisite horrors, and her new favorites.
The entire crew is at least a little in awe of the concept of bioluminescence, but to Ichibe and Ulquiorra, it carries a special spiritual significance - that creatures so small can very literally pierce the darkest blackness in the world is... Humbling.
After that existential experience, the crew decides to go look at the birds and seals to recover a bit.
Zaraki impresses The Docent with his extensive knowledge of seabirds, especially that seagulls and albatrosses are close relatives, and that gulls can live up to 35 years in the wild.
"yeah and they hold grudges so if you ever piss one off you'll be dealing with that for ages. Cool guys tho. Philosophical sorts, being that long lived on the ocean, but not stuck-up like parrots can get."
The seals are also fascinated with Komamura and he discovers that canid and pinned are largely mutually intelligible and has a conversation with the aquarium's Gray Seal.
"charming fellow, but he's got an intense accent that I'm not used to."
The video of him talking to the seal ends up on youtube.
Zaraki discovers that eagle and penguin are absolutely not mutually intelligible though.
"yeah, that sounded more like Bat than anything else, what the hell?"
The crew watches the feeding and tool use demo with the Pacific red octopus and unilaterally decides to give up takoyaki.
Orihime speculates on how cool having tentacles would be, and Ukitake adds that he'd be willing to give up having bones without a second thought, even without the tentacles.
"You'd give up your skeleton?" Ichigo asks.
"it's where most of my infection and pain is!" He explains "also, look how ridiculously comfortable that creature looks just casually wedged into some rocks. I'd love to be like that."
"Well, you do already cling to me like it did to that keeper in bed. I suppose you might as well go all the way and get the fun tentacles too." Says Shunsui "...wait." he realizes as the whole group turns to give him a raised eyebrow.
Yumichika wasn't having much fun and getting irritated when Ikkaku suddenly calls out "HEY YUMICHIKA, ITS YOU!!" while pointing at one of the cephalopods.
"IKKAKU I AM NOT IN THE MOOD-!"
"No for real come look at it." Says Renji, whose opinion Yumichika trusts marginally more.
He does not immediately see the animal, because it's a whooping inch and a quarter long.
But once he does, he lets out a shriek of delight and immediately falls in love with Pfeffer's Flamboyant Cuttlefish.
The entire group goes insane about "a cow is closer related to an orca than it is to a horse."
A gray whale is sighted off the balcony over the ocean because this is mbaq in my brain
They've all seen bigger, but not this size and at peace before
Kaname explains that he can absolutely percive the whales reiku and it feels the way that the silence inside of a temple feels
"poetic, but also you can shut up about the sponge now"
On God I was working on the AEIWAM Outline today but I also got "The AEIWAM cast, post-fic, go to the Aquarium" brainrot so have this:
It kicks off with Retsu seeing Kenpachi deep in thought for once and asking him what he's mulling over and after a moment he asks: "Are there zoos for fish?" "...Pardon?" "There are lotsa fish," he reasons, "-at least as many as there are land animals, but they're all really hard to see, because they're in the water." Retsu considers him for a moment before gently asking "Do you mean The Aquarium?" "The what?"
Retsu, texting Ichigo in the Gotei-13 Groupchat at 2AM: I need you to acquire tickets and human chaperones for a group field trip to The Aquarium Ichigo, who fears her above everyone else in soul society: Yes, Captain. Retsu: If it was just the SWA I'd only ask for tickets but you know what The Lads are like. Ichigo: Unfortunately, Yes. Ichigo: I'll bring the first aid kit, zip ties, duct tape and candy. Retsu: Good man.
Upon Arrival, Kenpachi has already been lectured about "You ARE NOT ALLOWED to fight and/or eat the fish, no matter how annoying and/or delicious they look
Turns out they were lecturing the wrong guy because it's Byakuya that develops a personal rivalry with a grouper ("It's smug expression disgusts me." "Captain that is a FISH.") and has to be talked out of climbing into the tank to fight it
after that he has to hold hands with Rukia or Renji.
Rukia discovers Sea Bunnies and ends up crying about them.
Yachiru gets to see them feeding the Piranha and it's a Spiritual Experience for her.
Later, she gets to see them feed the sharks and it's an EVEN BETTER spiritual Experience.
Hitsugaya learns Penguins are real and not just 'made up for christmas, like the flying reindeer and the guy with the suspect toy charity'.
Momo lights into him about "Penguins are my favorite animal, they've been my favorite animal for decades YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE FAKE?" Hitsugaya: "YOU ALSO USED TO LIKE UNICORNS!" Momo: "THOSE ARE ALSO REAL!" Orihime: "They are?" Momo: "...I keep forgetting they're extinct in the living world."
Tousen gets to experience the Touch Pool and the docents realize what's up so they start pulling out the cool stuff like sea hares and moray eels because he's an adult that can be trusted to pet things gently.
When the group comes back to collect him the staff is letting him hand feed a Pacific Red Octopus, and Yachiru immediately demands she be allowed to as well.
Retsu quietly releases Minazuki into the stingray touch pool so she can "go play with her cousins :)"
Kenpachi and Yamamoto asking "Can we eat it?" about every. single. animal.
The extremely dedicated docent that is *just* Psychic enough to know something is up with this group of chucklefucks so they're following them through the aquarium, but is also genuinely having fun answering every fucking insane question these guys ask.
Yoruichi was not anticipating there to be Tigers at the aquarium (they ARE semi-aquatic and part of a larger exhibit on Tropical Riparian Ecosystems) and she is SUPER NOT JEALOUS of how much Urahara and Baby Labcat like them.
There is also an exhibit with an Anaconda that the docent finds Rangiku staring at with a forlorn expression. Docent: "It's okay, not everyone is a fan of snakes." Rangiku: "What? Oh, no, I love snakes. They just also remind me of my Ex." Docent: *WomanTryingToDoMath.Meme* Docent: *Considers the size of the Anaconda* Docent: "...Ah. Yeah, I'd miss a man like that too."
Renji, Ichigo and Ikkaku going "Its YOU!" to each other over every single red, orange or round creature.
Kenpachi going "IT ME!!" about the black urchins before anyone can get him though.
Shunsui pointing at the sea otters that are holding hands and declaring, tears in his eyes "Jushiro! It's US!" Ukitake then prompty ruins the moment by telling Shunsui Fun Facts about Sea Otters like how they're basically giant marine weasels that will absolutely drown each other's young and maul anyone dumb enough to touch one.
The Dolphins all love Komamura and he is just a little bit smug about this.
Relatedly, not sure if its funnier for Komamura to show up in a Human Gigai, or as Tousen's "Service Dog"
Human Gigai: -Komamura is weirdly stony-faced and sort of intimidating and everyone thinks he's stressed out but really he's used to making micro-expressions and gesturing with his ears so he sorta just forgot how to move his face. -Still Nine and a Half feet tall and smacking his head on Everything
Service Dog: -"He's uh. A Shepherd. Mix." Ichigo says to the aforementioned Docent about what is very obviously a Bigass Timber Wolf. -Sajin doesn't give a rat's ass about his cover and keeps talking to Tousen while in dog form. If anyone looks at him funny he makes direct eye contact and says "Woof. Bark."
Yamamoto vs. Escalator. Catastrophic Beard Incident. 2 injured, 16 Dead but they were like that already.
Ukitake, Retsu, and Tama all Not Shutting Up With Facts About Every Fish Ever because they all share a Special Interest.
They briefly lose Byakuya in the Jellyfish exhibit because Rukia and Renji both thought the other one was holding Byakuya's hand and he is *enchanted* by the wall-sized tank of Moon Jellies.
Ikkaku attempting to talk Yachiru out of getting the ridiculously oversized Great White Shark plushie only for Zaraki to get it for both of them instead.
Everyone had a great time and is Very Tired and so they don't realize anything is amiss until they get back to Ichigo's place and the nightly news comes on. "Hey ichigo?" Yuzu calls. "Why is Ms. Unohana on TV?" The news has a story with a still image of Retsu on CCTV and "Authorities are looking for this woman who somehow ADDED a fully intact and highly venomous short-tailed stingray to the aquarium's touch pool" "OH MY GOD WE FORGOT MINAZUKI!"
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I have a wip for Len and Piko. get yourself a friend who will gladly transfer your ai into something more tangible
#diino doodle#Miku’s Garden Below#<- new au tag#Teto falls underneath a drain and accidentally finds a bunch of vocaloid living underneath her friend’s public garden#all the vocaloid are some sort of creature#but Kaito is just some guy. he’s a mechanic and repairs them when they fuck up#because even tho they are all creatures. they are creature ROBOTS. so#Kagamine Len#Utatane Piko#I should explain what’s happening in the image but I feel like the caption explains everything sorta#Piko ai has no body and therefor can’t explore. let alone LEAVE the room#so Len goes ‘how would you like a BODY to walk around and explore in?’#and Piko agrees#so now Len is creating a body for his friend to transfer into#Gumi and Kaito help#so does flower and Miku sorta#though the first 2 handle the more technical stuff
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evil capitalist and an axolotl (thoughts and details about designs under the cut)
X is a little pink guy in a big space suit, yes. well, theyre more of an ancient spirit that possessed a body of an axolotl and now lives in a robotic body that keeps them alive and provides with clear filtered water, food, etc. same thing happened on season 7 when they used a bee.
cant say for sure what xisuma is or what they look like, i thought maybe a void creature with no physical body that exists by stealing other creatures bodies, but eh- its an open concept
and after all this, i honestly dont know what EX is. i dont wanna make him another void creature, but i also dont want to leave him a simple human (because it kinda doesnt make any sence), so for now hes ‘unnamed’. his body is not a robotic suit, thats his real shape, tho everything is covered by the costume, armor, helmet and a voice filter, and none of his actual bits are shown.
about his helmet, the glass completely hides his face for others but he can still see perfectly through it. red eyes and eventually other poorly drawn facial features needed for better understanding of his emotions are some sort of hologram or redstone or magic, and made purely so people around can understand him better, as most emotion and sence in his voice is corrupted by the filter. all front part of the helmet can open up, but EX doesnt use this feature (tho other hermits who wear his helmet might use it, as its easier to breath and hear without a wall of glass in your face). the thing also has an air filter, so its owner wont suffocate. on the inside its very soft and comfy, in case you fall and hit your head you wont get any serious damage (its so soft you can even sleep in it :o ). too much features for a helmet you might think (yeah, almost bigger than two paragraphs with characters descriptions combined). wrong! its a perfect and just generally very thought through piece of clothing for a person who never takes it off and lives his whole life in it. >:]]
#my art#hermitcraft#hermitcraft s8#xisumavoid#xisuma#evil xisuma#character design#sketch#and yes they are watching discovery together#i know theyre an evil clone and a derpy original#but i like to think of them as brothers#extremely weird brothers#but never the less#headcanon
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