#beastly

[zanephillips]

ALEX PETTYFER Beastly (2011)

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Mary-Kate Olsen • Beastly (2011) Dir. by Daniel Barnz

[zoeloveconvers99]

This is out of fun and personal ideas and i watched more versions but I was tired to find them all

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[sir-toastington]

More headcanons anyone? Beastly used to be a human before he was cursed by NoHeart to be a.... whatever the hell he is. He's actually 30 years old with a 3rd grade education. While he's awful at reading and writing- he has a strange talent in mechanics and is insanely resourceful- aka he can turn trash into functional trash.

He's NoHeart's most useful maintenance man, despite his lack of book smarts. (art and design by DeathRay )

NoHeart gave Shreeky her mirror and a book of simple magic spells when she was very young, and after she showed a lot of magical talent, her parents and NoHeart made an agreement, where he'd keep her as an apprentice.

Her main test subject was poor Beastly at first, but after she turned him into a toad- NoHeart realized that this will be inconvenient to him because he needs his assistant. So, he told her to turn her experimentation to the Care Bears so he can work in peace.

NoHeart redesign in the future? maybe 🕷️🕸️

[cherryphobe]

Everyones being soooooo mean to her :(

They said she looks like a sock puppet... my sweet goirl...

[goldenwolfen]

I love me some manes and hackles! Spiky weres are best weres ^.^ Pencil drawing from 2014.

[yeahthatsinteresting]

VANESSA HUDGENS in 'Beastly' (2011)

[fairytale-poll]

MODERN ADAPTATION BRACKET WINNER ANNOUNCEMENT POST!!!

We have finished another tournament (or rather, two mini-tournaments!) Thank you guys for another great one, the results really surprised me this time around!! I apologize for deciding not to hold a Loser's Bracket & Mod's Choice poll this time around, but both will be back for the next tournament.

Before we go into the winners, however, I want to say that this blog is officially a year old! I opened submissions for our first tournament, Red Riding Poll, on July 26th of 2023, and the first rounds of the poll came in the early days of August 2023! Since then, we have hosted 4 tournaments (Red Riding Poll, Cinder Poll, Little Merpoll, & Modern Adaptation Brackets) and it's truly been a great experience! I can't wait to see how many more brackets we will do in the future :)

Okay, onward to the winners!

We will start with the Best Modern Bracket. The quarterfinalists for that one were Once Upon a Time and The Sisters Grimm! Once Upon a Time has been a decisive pick, being both on the Best and Worst brackets, but since it only placed in the Best bracket it must have some merit to it! :) As for the Sisters Grimm, it was definitely a popular choice and probably would've won the whole bracket if it did not have to go against the eventual first-place winner/that said first-place winner wasn't in the tournament. I've never read it, but if I were to give "fan favorite" award for this bracket it would definitely win it. Congratulations to fans of both of these fairytale crossover series for the bronze medal!

The semifinalists of the Best Modern Bracket was Hook! This is another one that I haven't watched, but Robin Williams' old movies are definitely great nostalgic picks (RIP). Though technically Peter Pan isn't a fairytale, I think that it is often listed with them enough that it should count, so congrats to Hook for carrying that win!

Finally, the winner of the Best Modern Bracket was none other than the magical girl classic, Princess Tutu!!! This is one of my favorite anime series that I don't see often, so I was more than surprised to see it not only submitted but win (and by a lot, too! It practically swept every poll it went against, even things like Ponyo which I really thought was going to carry the win due to how universally loved it is!) A delightful series that definitely deserves the love, I couldn't be happier to see that this little duck made it all the way to the gold <3

Applaud to the Best Modern Bracket winners!!! Now, get ready to point and laugh at the Worst Modern Bracket winners!!! (Or losers, in a way, if you think about it). Okay, but in all seriousness, if you like any of these listed for the Worst Modern Bracket, try not to take offense! This is all in good fun :)

The quarterfinalists for the Worst Modern Bracket were Avalon High and Sydney White! Sydney White was one of those that were in both brackets, but it only ranked in the Worst one. As for Avalon High, I have been told that the dislike for this one was more so for it being a bad book-to-movie adaptation, which is interesting to hear. Anyway, I haven't watched either, so I have no witty comments.

For the semifinalist, we have Hooked! Another Peter Pan adaptation in the 2nd place, go figure... Well, I feel as if this book was more well-known, it could've gone to #1 as people tended to have a lot of strong feelings on this. I admit, the summary doesn't make it sound too appealing to me... well, here it is with the silver for that!

The winner was obvious to me as soon as the bracket started. And I was right on the money, for none other than Beastly got the winning title of the Worst Modern Bracket! It has all the pitfalls of bad Beauty and the Beast adaptations that I've noticed and it's certainly quite infamous (especially after the Jenny Nicholson video)! I distinctly remember seeing the commercials for it on TV when I was a kid and thinking "that movie looks weird... is that what teens like?" Apparently not, since it didn't do so well! Nobody deserves the honor of being called the Worst Modern Bracket like this movie, good job!

aaaannnnndddd that's it for the modern bracket polls! Thank you everyone who participated. Our next tournament as voted on by you guys will be Best Fairy Godmother. I don't have a figure of when I will open submissions, but I would say at least two weeks. See you then! <3 <3 <3

[realzayn]

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That Means MOVE!!! "One Million C.B." (1988)

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He hat :3 (them separated below cut)

[carebearscomfort]

CARE BEARS VILLAINS ART JUST DROPPED GANG HOW ARE MY FELLOW BADDIE ENJOYERS FEELING

[tarkovskijj]

Beastly 2011, dir. Daniel Barnz

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[sir-toastington]

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