#beastly

[zanephillips]

ALEX PETTYFER Beastly (2011)

[cherryphobe]

OKAY BOYS WHO LOVE EACH OTHER!!!

[ladiesblr]

Mary-Kate Olsen • Beastly (2011) Dir. by Daniel Barnz

[zoeloveconvers99]

This is out of fun and personal ideas and i watched more versions but I was tired to find them all

[uselessalexis165]

guess who's back

in a roblox game of all things.

they look more closer to their original designs too!!

HOLY SHIT!!!

[littleredbirdss]

my obsession with ships that most people don't like and that sometimes aren't end game or aren't even a couple

[goldenwolfen]

I love me some manes and hackles! Spiky weres are best weres ^.^ Pencil drawing from 2014.

[lovrwz]

★ • 𝘝𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢 𝘏𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴 •

☆ • 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘪𝘧 𝘶 𝘶𝘴𝘦!! •

[cherenkovmi]

As my basement is unfinished, it remains a prime environment for my best friends... Weevils! One day I am attempting to wash my clothes, when I open it and to my surprise see...

A short snouted weevil of some kind! But I am not sure of an exact species. If any seasoned weevil identifiers could confirm this that would be great! Though I did still want to wash my laundry, so I moved it to a different spot. It did freeze up when I picked it up, but most weevils do. Rest assured the little thing was moved gently. So beastly!

[rocketonin]

[sir-toastington]

More headcanons anyone? Beastly used to be a human before he was cursed by NoHeart to be a.... whatever the hell he is. He's actually 30 years old with a 3rd grade education. While he's awful at reading and writing- he has a strange talent in mechanics and is insanely resourceful- aka he can turn trash into functional trash.

He's NoHeart's most useful maintenance man, despite his lack of book smarts. (art and design by DeathRay )

NoHeart gave Shreeky her mirror and a book of simple magic spells when she was very young, and after she showed a lot of magical talent, her parents and NoHeart made an agreement, where he'd keep her as an apprentice.

Her main test subject was poor Beastly at first, but after she turned him into a toad- NoHeart realized that this will be inconvenient to him because he needs his assistant. So, he told her to turn her experimentation to the Care Bears so he can work in peace.

NoHeart redesign in the future? maybe 🕷️🕸️

[cherryphobe]

Everyones being soooooo mean to her :(

They said she looks like a sock puppet... my sweet goirl...

[cometcrystal]

listen. anyone who knows anything about me knows that i LOVE bad media. i fucking LOVE it. it legitimately brings me joy to see a movie or a game etc etc that just fucking SUCKS. i've seen manos: hands of fate 12 times. i love to rewatch vods of streamers playing the gollum game. mia and me and cyberkidz are two of my favorite shows. i will watch literally any film with a rating below 2 stars on letterboxd and i'll probably end up rating it 5 stars.

but i was watching socpens play some nintendo DS games. and beastly: frantic foto made me genuinely fucking pissed.

i have no opinion on the movie Beastly. i've never seen it. but i have a basic understanding of the premise and i thought a nintendo ds game based on this movie would be really fucking funny.

it's literally just a "find the difference" game. the ENTIRE game is finding the differences between two photos like a shitty flash game on nick dot com back in the day. there is NOTHING ELSE. it just gives you a screencap from the movie and you have to find the 5 differences. there are no other gameplay mechanics. the music is insanely generic. sometimes it switches it up a little by flipping the image or giving you a slide puzzle but that's IT.

normally, when something is so bad that it's not enjoyable to me, i still don't really get mad about it. i just go "eh it's not for me" and move on, even if the quality is abysmal, because 1000% of the time i can always tell there was at least 1 person who was putting a MODICUM of effort into making something that could be called a movie or a game or a book or whatever. like...this person didn't have to CARE about their product, necessarily. but they were like "okay, i'm making a game, so there's gonna be a little bit of gameplay". do you get what i mean?

there is not an ounce of human soul in this game. there is not an ounce of effort. this game is NOTHING. there is no reason for it to exist at all. beastly is not a movie that warrants a licensed game. not a single beastly fan in the world would lose sleep if there weren't any video games made for it. but frantic foto was made anyway.

and for what reason? who benefits from this? they weren't trying to appeal to a single human alive. even if you're a person who enjoys spot-the-difference, you're not gonna buy a whole fucking DS cartridge to play them. beastly fans aren't gonna buy it because it's just screencaps from the movie and nothing else. parents aren't gonna buy it for their kids because beastly's not really a kid's movie afaik. did ANYONE win here? because i highly doubt they expected to profit from this.

i'm so mad. i'm so fucking pissed right now. I DON'T GET ANGRY AT "BAD" THINGS EVER IN MY LIFE AND THIS HAS PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF!!!! HOW MANY RESOURCES WERE WASTED TO MAKE PHYSICAL COPIES OF THIS GAME??? HOW MUCH PLASTIC???? I'M SO FUCKING MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yeahthatsinteresting]

VANESSA HUDGENS in 'Beastly' (2011)

[disneyrares]