#beasite

[shiningsilverarmor]

whirl

Just.

One.

Sentence:

"Chicken thigh looks taste yummy if crispy..." ...then he had to add in just to sound nice, "Will take him in pack. Fights like warrior."

@polyhexianchicken

[igotmyhashpipee]

bands im currently obsessed with:

Faith No More

Weezer

Men At Work

The Smiths

Audioslave

Good Charlotte

The Mouldy Peaches

The Smashing Pumpkins

The Beastie Boys (sorry for all the "the" bands)

Sublime

Cheap Trick

The Killers

Goo Goo Dolls <3

the enddddd

[serekiri]

being an aoba hyperfixater is so bad like tell me why this blue haired sonic gjinka looking piece of shit got ME hyperfixating on him and making up tons of scenarios for THIS guy. i mean he got me real bad crushing for him, with his stupid blue mullet and jacket. im so fucking serious its getting so bad that i start to cry so bad whenever he's depicted so badly. like he's not an incestous dog fucker, pls. he's an mentally ill abuse victim who obsessively listens to music to drown his pains, he wouldnt do as something as fucked up as that, and the dog is literally just his alter anyways. oh my godd. actually give a shit about his character or just say nothing at all is it not that hard to mischaracterise him just for an unfunny meme. is it.

[sneakerdoodle]

no one does woman characters like rum red does woman characters

[zeltqz]

imagine armin taking the rice purity test lol

“Hey Armin...” 

He looks up from his book at you, sitting pretty next to him.

The way you said his name has him on his guard, on the edge of his seat. Your voice is so crisp and steady, yet the playful look in your eye tells him you’re up to no good.

“Yeah?”

“You like taking tests, right?”

“...yeah?”

You hand your phone out to him, nodding your head towards it as he looks at you skeptically. 

You sigh. “It’s not a bomb, Armin. Take my phone and do the test.”

“What test?”

“Do it and you’ll see.” You slip off the couch, stretching your arms out in the air and yawn, body feeling light as you let out all the tension from your muscles. “Call me when you’re done.”

You don’t offer much more of an explanation when you trod off to the kitchen, humming a tune under your breath. Armin looks down at the phone screen. It’s a simple looking quiz, the words Rice Purity Test in red letters at the top has him a little confused. 

Why does he need to take a test on rice? And what is so pure about rice?

Most importantly, why did you look so cheeky when handing the phone to him when it’s a test about…rice?

He tosses his book to the side, careful to keep the bookmark from slipping out. Slowly he begins to tick off the boxes. Held hands romantically? He’s never been in a relationship, nor had he ever had the courage to talk to his crush before so no.

Been on a date? Nope. Danced without leaving room for Jesus? What? 

It takes him a little moment before he gets it, the lightbulb inside his brain flickers on, flashing as bright and yellow as his hair.

 A small gasp leaving his throat has you snickering from the kitchen, already having a feeling he’s finally understood the true intentions behind this test. 

He slaps a hand over his mouth, eyes wide, fingers hesitating to scroll down further. He doesn’t consider himself a dirty person, nor someone that has sexual thoughts very often, but hanging out with Connie and Jean has its perks (he hates sitting next to Connie in class because he makes it his personal job to draw little balls on the corners of Armin’s notebook), He’s able to deduce their dirty jokes in record time before they laugh at him for being as innocent as the pure driven snow. 

He may not be dirty minded, but he isn’t clueless. 

“Armin, is everything ok?” you call out, hiding a laugh when he doesn’t verbally respond, only nodding his head, his fluffy sandy hair moving with the movement. “Tell me when you’re done.”

He’s tuned you out at this point, now forgetting scrolling through the test in chronological order, skipping half the questions to read the rest. It only gets worse. The questions are more obscene, explicit, X-rated, questions ranging from sexual activity, to drugs, to—oh my god, is that beasitality..?— law breaking criminal activity, and just the mere thought of him completing these has his cheeks flushing hot from embarrassment.

You’re able to sneak up behind him, crossed arms resting on the back of the couch. “I scored 70.”

He visibly jumps when your silky voice is so close beside his ear, and he can smell the strawberry flavoured milkshake you’d been drinking on your breath. “70?” he asks, and you nod your head, taking another sip. “Is that good?”

“It means I’m not a whore, a junkie, or a weirdo if that’s what you’re asking—”

“I wasn’t asking that—”

“—but if you think mine is bad, you should see Eren and Jean. Holy fuck, we did it after class and Jean scored 66, Eren scored 64. Connie definitely lied because he said he’d scored 40 but we all know that’s straight up bullshit. Mikasa refused to take it and Sasha scored 90.”

Armin blinks at you, stunned for a moment. He didn’t realise this test was sucha  big deal and that everyone  took it. Now he’s a little embarrassed because he knows he will score lower than his male counterparts. It’s not that he’s a virgin…ok, he’s a virgin, but by choice. 

He gets attention at school, girls show their attraction to him, but he always declines politely, mainly because they’re probably using him to boost their own ego, wanting to go after the more quiet one for whatever reasons they have in their mind. 

“Go on, continue. Don’t let me stop you.” You take another sip of the milkshake, and maybe there’s something in the air, maybe the test had gotten to his head because he focuses on the way your lips wrap around the bottle, the few drops of the milkshake dribbling down your chin has him taking a shaky breath, his mind already replacing that image with something else. 

“Uh…ok, okay yeah,” he stutters out, ripping his gaze from your face back down to your phone. 

His nerves are racing ten times faster with the feel of your eyes watching every movement of his fingers, each box he ticks off. It’s a good thing he can’t see your face, he doesn’t wanna know what kind of face you’re making when you watch him skip past almost every single box, fingers hesitating before ticking off the Masturbated to a picture or video? box. 

“You what?” You shriek out by accident, making him visibly jump once more from the sudden raise of your voice. “I would never have guessed that, holy shit.”

“It’s—”

“Relax, Armin,” you giggle helplessly, “you look like you’re 'bout to faint. It’s not a bad thing to masturbate. I just never expected that from you. So…” you tilt your head to the side, corner of your lips curling up in a wry smirk, “ who did you jerk off to?”

“I—I, well, I didn’t—”

“Was it porn?”

“No—”

“Someone we know?”

“I—”

“Was it Annie?”

“No—” His face is beet-red at this point and you swear he’s sweating profusely. 

“Are you going to tell me even if I get it right?”

“No…”

You sigh , long, exasperated, shifting to sit next to him on the couch, knee knocking against his from how close you sat. “Alright that’s fair, I guess.”

He blinks at you with those intoxicatingly innocent eyes of his. “I don’t think I’m going to score that high on this.”

“I know that. This is probably the first test you’ll ever fail.” At that he frowns, and you reach out to pinch his cheeks, “don’t be sad, failing this test ain’t a bad thing. It’s kinda good. Means that you’re still…uh, how do I say this politely? Uh—innocent? I dunno, just know it ain’t anything bad, so don’t get upset.”

“Yeah?”

You nod your head. “If anything, the lower score you get on this, the more I don’t trust you. ‘Cause whaddya mean you snorted coke and ran from the police?”

He lets out a genuine breathless laugh, feeling a surge of confidence course its way through his veins. “Ok, I’ll finish the test.”

A couple moments later, he hands you back the phone, a bright red 96 as the final score. Your eyebrows lift when you see it, taking a quick peek over at him. He’s red as a tomato at this point, purposefully trying to avoid your gaze, eyes darting everywhere but your face. 

“You’ve never even kissed someone before?” His cheeks tint impossibly redder as he avoids your question, and you bite at your lip. “Want me to teach you?”

He finally looks at you, eyes wide in shock. “Huh?”

“I asked if you want me to teach you.”

“Teach me how to k—kiss?”

You shrug your shoulders, like what you’re proposing isn’t a big deal at all. It’s really not. To someone like you, kissing isn’t even that deep. It’s just a kiss. But to Armin? He feels like he can’t even get a proper sentence out. 

“If you don’t wanna it’s okay, I won’t be offended.”

“It’s not that—I just…won’t it be weird?”

“Hm?” You shift a little closer to him on the couch, till his back is against the armrest and you’re hovering over him, arms by the side of his face. “It’ll be weird if you make it weird.”

You feel a rush of adrenaline flush down your body when he looks up at you, his mouth agape, breathless as his eyes drop down to your lips. You lean closer for the benefit of it, ensuring your mere presence is enough to make his heart stutter in his chest. 

“Is that a yes, Armin?” 

His throat bobs when he swallows, eyes fluttering as he takes in the sight of you, gazing down at him suggestivly. The deep, prolonged, eye contact has his cheeks burning red. He gathers the saliva in his mouth to moisten it up, worried his voice would come out hoarse otherwise. “Yes.”

“Okay—” You’re leaning in closer. His world goes in slow motion. “I’m gonna kiss you now.”

“O—okay.” 

His eyes remain open for the first few seconds your lips press against his. It’s slow, slow enough for him to learn the proper movements, tilting his head to the side to properly angle his mouth into yours. The kiss isn’t a full on make out yet, and he freezes up when he feels the tip of your tongue slide against his bottom lip. You suck his lip into your mouth, pulling away to look him in the eye, soak in the sight of him falling apart under you before letting go. 

“How was that?”

“It was good…yeah, yeah good.” 

“Alright, now—” you sink backwards to grab your phone, unlock it, then hand it back to him. “—now you can tick that off the list.”

[bunnii-143]

About me + Master list!

HI! My names Bunnii, I’m 19, 5’6 and built like Lee knows thighs, beautifully thick! (Sorry lol)

I’m a new writer, some other things I enjoy is knitting and crocheting, baking, cats, arts, reading and going to the gym!

if you find a spelling error in any of my writing please let me know, I know Canadian writing is weird and I’m also dyslexic. i use They/she pronouns and I’m a bisexual! I will write for any group.

I will NOT write: non-consensual, minors, beasitality, regression. 

My inbox is always open for suggestions and just someone to talk to. 

My current goal is to write at least every other day

master list below! 👇

Just imagine-bangchan

Spray bottle-lee know

Sub(ish)changbin

Perv!hyunjin {possible part 2 coming your way ;)}

Camboy!han

Rough!felix

Coming soon…

maknae line of my drabbles

“Find love where you work” non-idol!Chan x reader (no spoilers! Yet.)

perv!hyunjin x Fem reader (pt 2)

“I could always find you in a busy room.” (Don’t know how I feel about the title) Fem!reader x Changbin.

Have a good day/night,. Love you always and forever, byeeeee💕💕💕

[cecils-dragons]

I'm so happy they went with marigolds for this month! They are one of my favorite flowers and perfect timing for Dia de los Muertos due to their significance at this time.

Also the new gene is cool but oh man I wish I could have both it and carnivore at the same time to create creature, little beasites

Also I just realized next months gonna be the first fest without a current ancient relating to the flight, rip to whenever the earth ancient comes out because they won't have their flight's gene for a good time if ever.

[grinkcore]

VINNY PLAYING BEASITE BOYS FOR BRB…

…. THATS SO BASED…

[everydaygremlin]

the beasites ated my asintyty

[pauls-bouticake]

what if the bea tsit e boys whwe re crrepy pasta (,,>﹏<,,) and then y/mn was creepypast a (o/////o) and they were in the slend er man mansion and made the slenfd er man fan album and then slenderman was like y/nn.... which beasit eboyy is worthy of being the really good and not dead creepypasta (the other 2 die, in this universe, after this occurance)

OMG!!!! this was such a SCARY requwst I got ahivees and goosbumppppers while qriting 😱 thank you for supporting!!!

IMAGINE: you and the beastie boys are stuck in the evil slender man mansion and he forces you to write an tribute albummn but he doesnt like Adam and Adams parts s so he KILLS THEM and transforms Mike into his evil self (country mike) and makes you both into emisarries of the endless horrors 😱

[shiningsilverarmor]

@photobombingcryptid

With all that dark paint job, sounds like him and Beasite are going to be...

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[garfsboy]

had a dream i was datibg ad rock which was really cool until my alarm woke me up and i couldnt go back into my dream? that sucked a lot. also like kinda wrong beasite boy but i will still take it no complaints in my book

[littledewdrops2]

Gemini Venus values people who have different perspectives than them, they enjoy people they can learn new things from. Someone who supports them through all their quirky little thoughts, their puns and many different interests. In turn they show their love for you by giving you the space to play and explore the world around you. They will look at you with sparkling, childlike eyes seeing you speak about things you love and are interested in. They will be enthused about shows, movies, hobbies you enjoy because they love you. Just want to see you happy and laughing. This is a placement that wants to make fun memories, may enjoy taking a lot of pictures and videos too. Super social and can be really well liked by others for their ability to make other people feel accepted and listened to. I think acceptance is a big thing for gemini venus, they're always searching for the person who will be able to give to them what they are able to give to others. Will befriend the "weird kid". Teasing and joking is big in their relationships. Gemini placements in general tend to also be lgbtq allies or in the community and appreciate partners and friends to be open minded and nonjudgmental. Tells great stories and has wonderful imagination, really animated and expressive, very fun at parties lol. The type to look up to someone who is unique and doesn't give af what other people think. Wants a best friend and someone they love love talking to. Wants to be in love with the way your mind works and may like brats. Love high stimulation environments, a lot of people and things to see "ooh look at that, ooh look at that", fun places.

Leo Venus values people who are loyal, self accepting and passionate. These are romantics, they are shining beacons. Well loved by friends, if not the recipient of a lot of envy. Exude a lot of positivity, enthusiasm and optimism and that's really attractive to others and they just tend to gravitate towards them. Have a tendency to take the lead in relationships, not by insistence, it's just freely given because so many people view them as an authority. This is fixed fire, they can have a crush on you but would rather die than explicitly say it lmao. Being rejected is not a position that they want to be in and there needs to be a certain level of proof of someone liking them before they would put themselves on the line and make the first move. I have noticed though that they do tend to hold on to their feelings a lot longer than it looks. Leo being ruled by the sun and it being so visible, it's like they're acutely aware that if they "let it slip" and outwardly show their weakness (which oftentimes for this lion, vulnerability does feel like weakness), that it will affect how others view them. It's not even that they will- to a well developed Leo anyway- change their view of themselves, they just don't want to hear every one else's opinion about it. Leo is a beasital sign also and there's this cat and mouse, gameplaying, predator quality to venus here. It's not in a manipulative way, just in a "two can play at that game" kind of way. I have literally sat with my friend when she got a text from a boy she liked and despite wanting to text him back, she said "hmm it was an hour before he responded, so I will respond in an hour and 5 minutes", all the while living her best life happy as she can be. Also loyalty is at the heart of leo so once commitment is brought in, fuck all that noise, you need to be showing respect to the leo venus. They also give well thought out, good quality gifts, and need people in their lives that can allow them to rest and not worry about being perfect all the time. Loves high stimulating environments as well, very social and excels at being in public.

Aries Venus values people that they can be out and about with, who will go along with their crazy impulsive schemes. They will bond over taking a new class that they impulsively signed you guys up for, learn to kayak, start boxing, go to a festival, heck even do pole dancing. (Literally all things my Aries Venus friend signed us up for l m a o) Big on making memories, you only live once, big adventure energy. They will protect you and fight for you and sometimes with you lolll. It's all out of love though, irritation at you hurting so they want to push you out of your nest sort of thing. Physical intimacy can be really important for this placement. With Taurus the intimacy is much more associated with comfort and reassurance while with aries, it's pleasure and passion oriented. Definitely not a placement that is against casual hook ups or friends with benefits. Loves a challenge and loves to prove other people wrong, there can be an element of friendly competition and debates. The longer you stick around and prove your loyalty, the more they let down the protections they have up and will show you softer side of them and give you their trust. Will double, triple text once you're in their circle. May show up at your house and pick you up randomly, will rant and vent to loved ones. Big partner in crime, ride or die energy. Fun af, honestly. I love you guysssss. Loves highly stimulating and active environments.

Scorpio Venus values someone they can have deep soul bonding with, they want to be able to have all the good and bad parts of them shown and freely expressed, but also be able to trust these people enough that it will be cherished and kept safe and private. Seemingly mysterious to others because it takes time for scorpio placements to form enough trust to let you into their psyche. They can't give you just a part of them, it has to be all of them. They don't want to have shallow connections and conversations. Their emotions are a lot deeper than they're given credit for, their (scorpio placements in general) ability to see other people's pain and to trace it back to the source is unmatched. This is another placement that thrives on proving themselves, except here it's on an emotional plane. They show they have inner strength to make it through anything. Scorpio being in venus is proving that they can love you through your lowest of lows. D e v o t i o n. Another placement with big ride or die energy. Want to do everything possible with partner or if they're single with a best friend. Not one for a huge group of friends but rather a small circle. If they do pick you as one they can trust they are able to forgive, or give you another chance, depending on the circumstance. Will also protect you, in fact will protect anyone they feel is being wrongly attacked or ganged up on. My grandpa has this placement and was married to my grandma for over 60 years and when she became sick after years of being a caregiver for everyone else, he stepped up and took care of her, when she went into hospice, he was there every day and the day she passed away he was there. He kissed her forehead, said I love you and she passed peacefully. Unwavering commitment. Love lower stimulating environments because they can help them relax, but anything with a secluded area. Corner booth kind of people, facing the door.

Capricorn Venus values people that are stable and reliable but also someone that they can admire and who will want them to be the best version of themselves. Someone who can smooth out all of these doubts and insecurities that can run amok in their minds. Big power couple energy. Saturn ruled Cap loves to build from the ground up, all they need to see is your potential for growth. They can accept, love and value someone who isn't perfect but they can't accept someone who isn't willing to do the hard work to do better than was done to/given to them. They will give you time to sort out what you need to sort out (as long as they see some signs of improvement) and they will provide for you or create for you a foundation to help you get started. Can be traditional in the way they show love, so can be old school romantics but for the most part probably shows their love in a act of service kind of way. Take my dad for example, Cap stellium, every time I go to his house, he sends me home with food or takes me out to eat before I go home. He cares so much for my stability that his focus in conversations is often about money and work. Mostly this placement wants to be there to see you succeed, and they will show you all the things you've done to make it to the top once you're there. They can be a little awkward when it comes to approaching love interests or expressing affection lol, saturn isn't known for being all that smooth and suave but can win you over with their dedication to building something wonderful with you, romantically or platonically. Once they know you're going to stick around, a softer and gooey side comes out, a down low romantic that can be super appreciative of your presence in their life.

Virgo Venus values people who appreciate their helpfulness, people who won't taken advantage. Someone who understands their intentions as being pure. Value people who are open, willing and wanting to be the best version of themselves. They enjoy being the kind of person other people go to when they need help, plus their advice is grade A. There is no situation a Virgo hasn't thought about and planned for. Very much a caregiver, unlike the watery and emotional nature of cancer, virgo is earth and do this in a much more practical way. Has a lot of different ideas to help cope with physical and emotional wounds. Loves to have multiple projects, loves to read or watch documentaries or listen to podcasts. Wonderful in crisis situations because of their analytical abilities. Will do things to make your life easier, if you're living with one they will notice what would help you most or what you complain about and provide you with what's needed. If you sit and talk with this placement you can see in their eyes when that they're taking note of what you said and adjust themselves accordingly, this isn't a bad thing. Take my step mom for example, she came from a mormon family and moved to a super liberal state, she has taken a lot of time to learn more about social justice and not be ignorant and stuck in this narrow minded place she came from (her words, not mine), she's also lost a bunch of weight after she began biking and going on marathons and completely changed her diet. She has a transgendered grandson and has been learning more about it from him and acknowledging her own ignorance and vowed to change to be there for him. The amount of mental flexibility she has and her ability to make such major changes in her life is so admirable and I've found this quality in a lot of virgo placements. She's actually a virgo stellium! Love clean or well organized, possibly modern or natural environments. The less over stimulating environment, the easier it is to focus on the matter at hand and the less the focus is on the environment.

Take all of this with a grain of salt please, so many things color the expression of our placements and there's obviously negatives and shadow sides, that's just not what this post is about lol.

[zachsbees]

I 100% support non offending maps, and I mean 100% NON OFFENDING maps. I’ve seen some people on here who openly offend yet use the nomap label and it’s disgusting. That label is not for you you sick fuck. I hope you get thrown in jail and have your genitals shred

[transbeeduo]

OHHHH BEASITE…

cruuuuuuuunch, would you like to see the lil dragon i got from pride today? :]

YEAS

[shiningsilverarmor]

@photobombingcryptid​

This was why he hated FEAR; the word of it, even the concept. 

It does nothing but to be too cautious and from being who and what you are. Beasite only one time, one time felt such emotion-- till his spark told him to fight back his right to live.  

Seemed like whatever his potential mate was running off from he wasn’t going to let them go so easily due to this so called FEAR. Thus, he basically plastered himself against the ship as quick as it was about to GO-GO in his alt mode. 

Ready or not, Blaze... you can’t hide from FEAR forever.