#beanfreaking

[wispcherry]

horrifying news everyone. unus annus was created on the same day as the launch of archive of our own

[thefirstcomingofwispcherry]

lol okay watching blue eyes samurai. ready to cry as a very mixed, very queer, very part japanese person

[cappucosmico]

i went to da hospital bc weed did nightmare shit to me (advanced)

[starbound-soul]

EPISODE NINE??? OF HAGANE?

I MADE A DUMB HEADCANON ABOUT THIS MONTHS AGO AND YOURE TELLING ME I WAS RIGHT?

IM GONNA GO BEANFREAKED. I NEED TO BITE SOMETHING.

[owlsoap]

u know that bit in mbmbam where griffin is pretending to be mindblown by magic tricks and he says like "the balls are back in their original cups?!!?!" and his voice sounds all choked up? y'know, the beanfreak bit?

yeah that was me just now realizing why that one canucks lineup is called the "lotto line"

[sysig]

I finally got to show off my Infinity Room(s) ahhh

[faffreux]

Have you ever heard of fawful? From mario? I feel like you would like him /j

This reminds me of when somebody irl asked me a few months ago if I’d played Mario and Luigi and the level of control I had to exert over myself to not immediately pull out photos of my Fawful stuff so I wouldn’t look like a beanfreak was on another level.

Hence why I failed and pulled it out anyway.

[wearywithoutsleep]

please tell me someone has the audio of griffin and travis singing thrift shop

[sanchomps]

beanfreaked

[sev-wildfang]

Meet some new friends! (Part 2)

Bonnie Rae a yeti car mechanic well into her 40s who acts as everyone’s big gay aunt alongside her wife. when Jane came into town with nothing but a sports bag of clothes and a fake ID with “Jane Doe” on it, Bonnie took her in and built her back up.

Oksana ( Оксана ) this minotaur’s outgoing demeanour helps hide that she is terribly insecure about a lot of things: living up to the family legacy of showman wrestling, being out in public, and talking about her partner. who’s that? oh you dont know them they go to a different gym...

Oberon of the Court of Crows, Regent of the Twilight Hour fae are born from ancient dreams and exist outside the flow of time, fluid and ever changing like nature itself. Oberon of the Court of Crows loves to mingle with mortals, get into hijinks with them, and smoke a lot of weed. theyre a party animal.

Madeline some people say that ghosts are real. others say they arent. i say, Madeline is a gifted psychic with telekinetic powers who loves to fuck with people and pretend to be a bedsheet ghost for shits and giggles.

Claire O. as Fawn’s cousin and flatmate, she has seen her fair share of crypitd-related shenanigans. she takes it in stride and tries her best to keep her mind on making rent and jamming to vaporwave, but like, “ironically” you know.

“Beanfreak” a plush alpaca. very cute and huggable. both Fawn and Claire claim to have won him at a funfair stand.

[wispcherry]

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Remember to partake in the Uterus of Christ today.

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Eucharist. Eucharist. Euchari

[thefirstcomingofwispcherry]

the road to me getting onto Tumblr was paved with things i am not proud of

[luminecho]

:beanfreaked:

Yeah <3

[jokin-around]

they go on for a few minutes after this but then it just gets progressively worse  

[outofcontextmcelroy]

Is it these horrible triangles?

Griffin McElroy, MBMBaM 354: Beanfreak

[boltlightning]

things i say now because of the mcelroy family of products:

hachi machi

describing things as [adjective] boy

describing groups of things, inanimate or otherwise, as “guys”

good god, what’s the deal?

hey f’real tho??

woof (in response to surprisingly bad things)

jeezy creezy

“hundo” instead of hundred

how’s your [situational noun]??? pretty bad, huh????

clownshoes

phrases like “that dog don’t hunt” and “pobody’s nerfect”

i used “fingers in a lot of pies” among mixed company and no one had heard that saying before so that counts too i think

aw beans

bonkers

buckwild

beanfreaked and other variations

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