#bean my beloved

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dialogue 10 "i can't sleep either. mind if i join you?"

emotion S exhaustion

setting Turtle the corner bed in a hospital ward

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"You look like shit."

Tim rolled his head from one side to the other so he could look at his bully, hearing several concerning clicking noises in his neck. Pale and dressed in a threadbare hospital gown, Dick looked about how Tim felt.

He sat up straighter in the cheap chair stationed at the foot of the hospital bed. He watched goose bumps spring up down the length of Dick's arm. "At least I don't have swiss cheese for lungs," Tim said, his voice low and raspy from disuse.

Dick smacked his gums, looking around the dreary hospital room, but he didn't ask for water and Tim was too drained to get up unprompted. "How long have I been out?"

"Few hours."

"And the idiot that shot me?"

"Probably in the waiting room praying you pull through so he doesn't lose his pension."

"God I hate undercover cop work."

Tim hummed. "Your partner managed to hit two pedestrians and a gyro truck too. You were the worst off though." His eyes fell to the lump under Dick's thin cotton gown - the bandages over his incision sight. The bullet proof vest had prevented an actual entry, but the already broken ribs he'd gone to work with had splintered under the pressure and punctured his right lung. Idiots. All of them.

Their eyes met and it felt a little like they were the same person, just in two different bodies. "And you're my babysitter?"

"The others would be here, but it's a busy night. You picked a really inconvenient time to get shot."

"My bad. I'll make sure to clear it with you in advance next time."

"I would appreciate at least forty-eight hours notice."

It was familiar banter. They were joking with each other, but too tired to laugh or even smile.

"I've been trying to help out remotely," Tim continued, "But my brain is still just-" he pressed the heels of his palms into his eyes, "-mush."

"The flu has barely left your body. Would it make a difference if I told you that you should rest?"

"Would it make a difference if I told you to rest?" Tim shot back, though there was no heat in it. Tim's emotional reservoir was a dried up crater.

Dick gave the barest shake of his head. "Hurts too much. And it's too exposed here."

Tim nodded, staring at the ground. "I get that." He didn't bother asking if Dick wanted more meds. "We'll get you moved soon as possible. A Bludhaven county hospital would not have been my choice, but you had to go and get hurt on the job."

Dick grunted. His eyes fell shut, but only for a moment. He looked truly miserable, exhausted in the most bone deep way.

"Well," Tim braced his hands on his thighs, "I can't sleep either. Mind if I join you?" He nodded to the bed that was one step above a straw mattress.

Dick didn't answer, but he didn't protest when Tim stood and walked around the side of the bed. He even wiggled over to free up a bit of space on the side that an IV wasn't coming out of.

With all the care his frayed body could manage, Tim kicked off his shoes and climbed onto the bed, his front pressed to Dick's side. He unzipped his hoodie and stretched it over as much of Dick as he could to share his body heat.

It felt like they'd used up all the words they were capable of. The quiet was nice, though. He rested his head on Dick's shoulder, eyes on the door. It wouldn't make much of a difference, but he hoped it made Dick feel better anyway.

[friendrat]

You know what time of the year it is? Bean time! By which I mean it is time to watch the Muppet Christmas Carol.

[dancinbandit]

It's BEAN O' CLOCK!

[finn-writes-stuff]

I fell asleep in class and my friend did this to my hair

Idk how to get them out

Idk if I want to get them out

LOL

This is just your hair now forever. Sorry, but there's no alternative

[omibologna]

BEANS LITTLE slightly less disturbing BROTHER

WHAT SHALL WE NAME THE LAD

[nowwheresmynut]

Big spoon, small spoon, smaller spoon &

The littlelest spoon

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[ayyy-imma-ninja]

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trick 🕸️ or treat 🍫!!! happy ween 🎃

Yay!! Celebrating Ween 3 days late because i was busy with my jay oh bee 🫢

🍫 - Recommend a fluffy fic!

heaven-sent by merils (Teen, Complete, 4.5 words)

This is just one of my top recs period. Adorable TimKon fluffiness, featuring loopy babbling, post-surgery mood swings, and Tim being so absolutely gone on Kon. 100000/10

🕸 - Share a snippet from an abandoned work that will probably never get posted.

There's this little one-shot I wrote in a rage right after the supreme court overturned Roe V. Wade about and accidental pregnancy that is terminated with the support of everyone involved, but I just didn't love the way it turned out? I've never really wanted to post it, but I can't stand to delete a completed work, so now it just sits in my drive collecting dust.

Tim looked at the ceiling like he wished a plane would fall out of the sky and kill them all instantly. Dick shared the sentiment.   “So, fun fact,” he said in a way that made Dick think this fact was not going to be very fun. “I’ve run some tests and it turns out that kryptonian sperm isn’t repelled by copper the way that human sperm is. Which, obviously, would render my IUD ineffective.” Dick had the funniest picture in his head of Tim handing Kon a little plastic cup and ordering him to go jerk off into it so he could stick a sample under a microscope. Then Dick remembered that Kon was at the top of his shit list.

Thank you for the ask, beloved <3

[friendrat]

My husband has suggested Watership Down as a Muppet movie with Bean and his family. I think he wants to traumatize me...

[molinaskies]

Friendly reminder that Sonic has a full crawl animation in Sonic Unleashed that happens when he doesn’t have enough speed to slide. It’s especially funny when you mess up in a level and you have to do the crawl of shame under a ledge of some kind. As far as I’m concerned, this is the only game that has this.

[finn-writes-stuff]

Hi hi :D

How have you been?

I have been alright! Juggling a lot of stuff in life, but doing my best!! How have you been??

[the1trueanon]

actor au wally for you guys to nom on while i work on oc/story lore :3 i agree he's adorable, but also like. the prettiest man. ever. and i would tell that to his face. everyday.

actor au belongs to @frillsand >w< i love their work and au so much

alt version under the cut, done by request of a very good friend -w-

hehehehe oh to give him a smooch and watch him turn as red as his bow >:3

[beetlesanbutterflies]

Saw Cinderella’s Castle last night and brought along this little guy

Made his costume by hand based off the concept art for hop-a-lot, shoutout to my sibling for knitting him his chain mail

Amazing performance by the cast, loved the music, costumes and the puppets.