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y'all ever just regress and become puppy
#trying out posting my art.....hhhh#be nice to me im just a baby animal#my art#agere#agere art#age regression#puppygirl#puppyboy#this puppy is every gender#kemomimi#kidcore#sanrio#oc
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I certainly have my own concerns about the treatment of moo deng but um. well i think some of you may just be racist
#this ^ isn't directed at any post in particular but instead a lot of comments ive seen. but now im gonna talk about other posts down here#and prefacing anything i put in the tags here with DONT TAKE MY WORD FOR IT DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH#but the biggest post ive seen going around rn about moo deng being mistreated and the general quality of khao kheow zoo is questionable#claims that the enclosure is mostly concrete seem to be false from all the sources i can find#the concrete section looks like its specifically around the feeding area which fits zoo care guidelines which specify that the feeding area#be a surface that can be easily cleaned separate from the substrate and is a surface present in other zoos#the lack of deep water also seems to be purposeful? older videos of the same enclosure show deeper water areas#and looking back through the news every baby pygmy hippo announcement from every zoo i could find mentioned periods where the baby had to#learn to swim and was slowly introduced from shallow water to deeper water as time passed#this was also corroborated by fowlers zoo and wild animal medicine volume 8 which suggests keeping the mother dry and then slowly#introducing water as the baby grows as a potential best practice#damn im treating this like a paper now. anyway the negatives#there are absolutely things that strike me as bad eg. public access to the hippos and the way the keeper interacts with them#for the keeper stuff in particular i'd really like to see input from someone who has experience as a zookeeper with pygmy hippos#the public access is something that i def think the zoo could improve on and even older footage from years ago shows people sticking like#selfie sticks and shit off the side of the railings and right into the hippos faces#however again the zoo seems to be making efforts to curb visitor behavior which is tough when you go from having 800 visitors a day to#4000+ and you can't remodel the whole exhibit right then and there#all this to say! just do your own research and take somewhat inflammatory comments on the internet with a grain of salt#also just to make it clear im not making any sweeping statements on khao kheow or the treatment of moo deng im just summarizing what i foun#based on what's being said in the most popular post on the subject ive seen.#for the potential like three people who will read all this hi :) hope ur having a nice day
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later half of the workday today was turning into bird watching simulator oh my god (vigilantly watching the sky so hawks didnt swoop down and grab one of our little dogs in daycare) (i saw like three of them today and one flew RIGHT OVER THE SMALL DOG YARD) (i literally dont know what im supposed to do if a hawk DOES come down. do i try to beat the shit out of it with the crop ???? i was also the only one out there so i was w the big dogs yard so they dont kill each other am i supposed to launch myself over the fence to beat the fuck out of a hawk because how am i going to get there fast enough if i dont jump the fence ??? 😭 i dont think im strong enough for that) (this post wouldve been funnier if i didnt yap so much in the parentheses but. its who i am . a yapper </3)
also saw like two monarch butterflies and four butterflies in general????? quick pic of one of the butterflies under the cut 💥
#salmon jibberish#ALSO EMPLIYEE OF YHE MONTH LETS GO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️#SECOND TIME BABY ❗️❗️#<- coping w the fact im working full time in continuous pain because at least i got 25 bucks#also it. feels nice that it seems like my boss is proud of me . idk it kight be what she writes in every card but it makes me feel better#abt my skill in petcare :']#ive never worked w animals prior to this job#this is my first job in general actually .#ive almost been here a year! september is when my one yr comes up#anyway#YAR 🗣️#ough#just got home i could eat a horse#i dont eat enough in general so combining a job on top of that ahfhahjwjf#esp one w a lot of physical activity ..
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bro I know we've all heard abt cloth mother vs wire mother but working in animal care its become so obvious everywhere
#this kitten season has been rough lately#all of the stray babies born in april are sick and dying#and so there's been a lot of death happening at the clinic#but its genuinely amazing to see how much better they do with another kitten#or with their mom or with a foster to cuddle and hang out with them#as important as medication and treatment plans are so is comfort#im overnighting a little spunky girl named spitfire currently#and she's improving with meds and fluids of course#but she isnt resting as much as id hoped which she absolutely needs to do to get stronger#so i just laid down with her wrapped up in a blanky on my chest and she slept immediately#she was so much more comfortable cuddling with me than sleeping in a crate with a heat bag#shes one whos mom was likely poisoned and is semi paralyzed so she finds it hard to get cozy#i was just happy to see her sleep#anyway im on a tangent now#but long story short: comfort is so fucking important in animal care and rehabilitation#and as grim as it sounds its also nice for them if they end up passing away#because at least they had comfort at the end#shelter posting#animal death
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I've always wanted to wake up from a dream laughing and I just did but I realized after I woke up that I have missed a million social cues :((((((((((((((((( it wasn't even funny idk why I couldn't stop giggling. I dont even giggle irl.
#this also may have been a separate dream#i was in this big aquarium swimming and walking around. it was like. you could swim in a lot of the exhibit and interact with the animals#i had some sort of mission and i also found a baby seal who i picked up and was carrying around as i wandered around#eventually i ended up in this little nook that had one of the adult seals/walrusess? so i let the baby go but the adult was not into it and#i heard someone day something like “aw he still has hope”#theres this kid that works at the aquarium and i tell him to come with me for some reason. its around this time i realize this is some movie#the kids boss is like “next time you leave your post you gotta dive out”#and im worried a bit allready sbout him leavin his post with the adult walrus up there.#then suddenly the glass starts breaking everywhere. like one crack then the whole aquarium starts falling apart#and the kid seems a bit worried.#as were all evacuating i decide that its my fault. because the walrus must have been ramming the glass while the kid wasnt watching.#i remember thinking about how this was a movie or something and feeling really dumv#then yhe dream was over snd there was s recap??? in like drawing form and it showed the main character (me) putting a bomb in the center of#the aquarium in some sort of well or something. so. i guess it really was completely my fault in a different way than i thought#then later im at some sort of party or something and then i leave the party for another party or something? and i feel really bad sn#and socially innept the entire time. the person who i think i reconize we start talking and theyre like the first person whos nice to me#and were talking about following eachother on Instagram? or somth#while their scrolling i see a video eith one of my old friends and shes on the news? the headline is like “me and cathy snd the murder#victim...“ or something. and im like ”hey thats my friend“ and the person just shuts their phone off.#any ways so this person lets me hitch a ride with them back to the original party. they get out of the uber super early but its the right#house and the tell the driver that hes lost and the DRIVER gets out. so im like oh i guess this is their car??#and so they drive up to the drive way and three more people start getting in the car and theyre like putting stuff in the trunk#and talking about where to sit and i just start giggling.#and im still trying to participate like i offer to sit in the middle. theres already someone sitting at the front but he gets out and#everytime someone says anything i start giggling??? and like its sunny and everyone is very attractive in a way that o just found so funny#and then eventually two of then run over to this like panel dash board yhing that on a wall outside and like messing with it opening the#glove box and stuff and i just wake up#and immediately upon waking. well first i was like “teehee. i woke up from giggling” then i thought about it and i was like “oh. i was#take the front seat :(#dream log
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got the train today and this lad sitting opposite me had never taken a train in the uk before so he asked me a couple questions and i showed him how to get the app up to track the route better and we wound up just kind of chatting the entire ride because it turned out he's a student in the same city as me and it was a bit awkward not just because we were complete strangers but because we were both struggling with each other's accents (he only moved from india a few months ago and his english wasn't completely fluent yet and i have an accent that is notoriously bad for foreign-speakers because it's v slang heavy and words/letters blend together and NOTHING gets enunciated so we were both going back and forth with it a bit) but we both just repeated/reworded things when necessary and we chatted for the entire hour and then afterwards he offered me his umbrella and to walk me home and i said no both bc i'd just met him and i didn't want him to get the wrong idea but still we both waved and laughed at each other bc of the rain when we went our seperate ways and yeah. it was just v nice
#he lived on a farm back in india and he was showing me pictures of the baby cows it was amazing#and i showed him pictures of the lambs we used to take care of#and yeah it was kind of awkward just bc of how often we were having to repeat ourselves/ask the other to repeat#but it was just nice that we were both like. trying? idk it was just a very honest human interaction#where yeah there were barriers to communication but we still wound up showing each other pics of baby animals lmao#and he was a first year at uni too and he said at one point that he's struggling with it bc it's hard to make friends#and generally it's quite lonely#and i was like OH I KNOW THIS SONG like that was my LIFE in first year#bc regrettably loneliness seems to be the universal first year emotion without added struggles like being alone in a foreign country#so i was just giving him advice and trying to reassure him and shit it was just very sweet#and he gave me a can of coke? LMAO slay#im glad it happened which is saying something bc i LOVE my train journeys i love listening to my music and zoning the fuck out#so when he started talking to me i was initially like can we NOT but the moment i stopped being a hardass and gave up on my music#it was actually really chill#hella goes to uni
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i start work today
#babys first job ever#i know so little of what im supposed to do its scary#itll be fine tho everyone seems nice#and i have the this is my first job ever excuse#its like ive been#i cant think of the right word but separated from society for like four years#and this is my adjustment period#im like an animal being reintroduced to its habitat after being in captivity for years#i should use that analogy to them thatll be a great look for me#thanks for hiring me. also just so you know im like a traumatized animal and i dont know how to be normal#at least i wont have to interact with customers as much as i would in other positions lol#i say things
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Now I know what it feels like to be a manga reader and seeing the anime adaptations of the manga... look at em... they're moving... and they have voices... and there's music... whooaaa...
#aria rants#talking bout mashle and sokushi cheat ga saikyou sugite. im not completing the title of the latter its one of the long ones#my babies... lookit em... even if it isnt a 1-1 to the manga its like aww... theyre moving and speaking with voices#and THERES COLOUR! whooaaa...#am so lazy watching anime but for these two i will watch it anyway. ill tune in weekly for the episodes for em#love mashle for the comedy and honestly sokushi cheat is like pretty average. its your typical-ish isekai story#but the manga grew on me. the characters all have their own unique charms and i love the dannoura family stories#and takatou is pretty interesting too. just overall a fun read for me so seeing its anime is so nice. also i wanna see the sage's downfall#honestly thats the main thing im looking forward to in the story. i wanna see her be faced with the reality that she isnt the strongest now#and its her own fault too cuz she brought these kids there. and by these kids i mean tomochika and takatou. mainly takatou#that sage is so prideful that it became her own undoing. deserved rlly. ya can tell i dont like her. she disregards life tsk
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*New show*
Me: i choose this character
*4 seasons later*
Trauma background reveal: abusive family
no one: *is surprised*
#i'm screaming internally#stoic smile mask on the outside#this is why i get called bitchy by the baby workers#i'm nice but i want the job done and i want it done rigjt#i'm not here to be your friend#animal lives and health is at stake#i want hygiene and i want things done as best as possible#i dont talk behind peoples backs#i dont bitch qnd i dont yell#i understand mistakes and bad days and trauma#i dont take out anything on anyone#i give everyone a chance and keep giving them#i juat want every animal taken care of#but im distanced and im a colleague not your bff#and im stoic#just like those stone faced characters i always choose who come across as bitchy on the top layer#at first#ignore me
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talking to him more very much achieved. we just talked for like 4 hours in the kitchen holy shit I need to sleep
#I went into the kitchen to wash up wanting it to be a few minutes to get back to my parents by he came home at the same time#unsure what just happened honestly! as in I’m not sure what is going on from his end of the interaction#because I have never met anyone who would just do that before. like four hours straight when before we’d talked for periods of idk 10minutes#and he WAS engaged the whole time#granted he spent a significant amount of time talking. he talked far more than I did which is often the case but Im not sure how I felt here#I think he gets excited abt individual topics and. gets carried away is the wrong word but he gets absorbed in it#he spent a while talking me through the very complex maths he’s been doing recently#(he studies maths. also abt to start masters.) and was assuming a much stronger mathematical background than I have but I understood a bunch#he IS very good at explaining things and I was interested to a point but unfortunately I was not going to ask about individual theorems and#shit like that at 11pm. it was still super interesting I’m not downplaying that but I didn’t know half of what he brought up#there was basically no way I was going to understand much more than the vague concept anyway#anyway! also extremely into food. especially into traditional chinese cooking which is cool as fuck and I now know so much more abt food#I have never personally cared much at all about food. I enjoy when taste good and I enjoy cooking. he’s into the precision cooking#that he told me apparently Chinese and French food is the best in the world at. meant to be amazing at going for specific effects#oh he came back from a musical! apparently abt a woman with bipolar that was on in London I might check what that was. next to normal#cried 7 times. apparently he’s super into stories with that kinda emotional payoff. started telling me later abt tokyo animation#priest if you’re already seeing this I WILL be asking you abt it later but pls tell me whatever. he likes clannad and sound euphorium#bunch of others but those are the ones he talked most abt and started tearing up when he played me a song from clannad where the baby’s born#so I think biggest things I’ve learned are that he’s impressively in touch w his emotions (further damaging the straight guy case)#regardless it’s just nice to talk to a guy who talks abt stuff so openly it’s very refreshing#unsure how cultural differences factor in here. I would’ve expected it to go the other way but possible this is a degree more normal#and he’s very very academically minded. he learned Japanese bc was bored after high school and is doing a WHOLE lot of extra maths for fun#socially definitely very competent he’s very good at talking but a little more focused inward.#definitely did not notice the (admittedly extremely gentle) flirting throughout like when I complimented his bracelet#(this cute gold year of the rat thing his mum got him)#so yeah. was very fun talking to him. will process this for a while#I think this has definitely established that we could be friends if either of us pursue that after summer which is very cool!! will see#luke.txt
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HAIKYUU TIMESKIP GETTING ANIMATED!?@???!!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!?!?!!
#PLSPLSPLS MAKE IT A NEW SEASON IR AT LEAST A FEW OVAS I DONT SWE ANY WAY THEYD BE ABLE TO SUCCESSFULLY#CRAM IT ALL#EVERYTHING INTO ONE MOVIE WITHOUT CUTTING AN INSANE AMOUNT OF STUFF#IF ITS GOING TO BE IN ONE MOVIE ITD BETTER BE LIKE 12 HOURS LONG#IF I DONT SEE 'OK WORLD CHEER ME ON' I WILL BE JUMPING OUT TUE WINDOW#animated adlers!?@?@??!?@?!!?!!!!!!!!! animated msby!!@@!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I WANNA SEE TOBIOS POWER CURRY AD ANIAMTED SO SO BSD FJVIFNWJFKD#I WANNA SEE THE MYAA-SAM MOMENT BETWEEN OSAMU AND KEIJII bc actually that one little pannel hidden in the bottom corner was insane#THE IMPLICATIONS OF THAT PANEL?!?@?@!!!!! bokuaka keep in touch frequently enough for bo's nicknames for others to rub off on akaashi#the person i will become when hinata scoring the first point for msby gets animated...IM NOT READY#TO SEE HIM RECEIVE KAGS SERVE AND JUMP AND TSUMU SET AND WELCOME HOOOOOOOME#i wanna see bokuto do his acrobatics onto the court i will cry#TIMESKIP AKAASHI KEIJI?!?@?@?!?!?!?!!!!!!! THE WORLD IS NOT READY#i need to see thej animate every single one of his laughs in the audience bc ITS IMPORTANT DO YOU SEE HOW EASILY HE LAUGHS NOW#IM SO GLAD URUUFJGFHDJFKF i need to see task focus i need to see udai and keiji interview kou after#I NEED TO SEE THE ENTIRE BATHROOM CONFRONTATION AHAHAHSHDJ#ok back to sleep nkow#rambling about stuff#i need to see tiny baby tobio who is one volleyball tall#i need to see kou bump thr ball w his chest BC YEAAAA NICE RECEIEV#I WANNA SEE AKAASHI BE ALL PROUD OF HINATA LIKE A PARENT WAYCHINF THEIR KID ALL GROWN UP SHFUFHDJ#ROMERO GIVING TOBIO A HEADPAT AND THE OTHERS BEING JEALOUS HAHAHAAHHAHA#actuslly yonow whag im just goig to start compilijg mt favourite timeskip moments
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In case anyone forgot what a loser I am I make myself merch of my looooooooooooooooooooooong dead DND games because frankly they are my blorbos and I need merch
#also i don't remember the name of the artist that made the over the garden wall buttons i bought them at a con and THEY WERE SO NICE SO#PLEASE IF YOU KNOW LET ME KNOW BECAUSE I WANT TO CREDIT THEM AND SEND EVERYONE THEIR WAY THEY WERE SO SO SO SO SOOOOO NICE#my pics#im dumb#im still the biggest fangirl of the vagaband if i could somhow animate it into a tv show i would just so everyone else could meet my babies#i love them i love them so much and i love their story n world#also jim was my boi n i miss him#moth n abed had so much lost potential I had so many things I wanted to do with them but the world decided nah#I'm redoing my okd jean jacket putting new pins new patches ripping out the old ones I did not like that it came with it'll be AAAAALLLL ME#no American flag or peace signs lots of buttons loooooooots of buttons#I also considered glueing googley eyes but i kinda want a black jean jacket for that one so I'm on the look out at garage sales n good wills#i might start making buttons to sell at cons someday but like obviously not my ocs like fan art n shit#Linds talks to herself like an idiot#abed n moth got less art because they're games didn't last long and they got no time to explore or grow#cause people just didn't match my energy and wouldn't show up then mom got cancer n i had hd to give up all my hobbies so#they got nothing compared to kozu n Jim but that's ok
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Mutuals I have a dilemma and I require assistance okay
I have a massive crush on someone that I am friends with and I want to shoot my shot cuz it’s getting like unbearable keeping this to myself lol but they were in a long term relationship that ended badly a while back and it kinda messed them up so I don’t know if they’d really wanna consider dating me, or if they even like me that way and I would just be like. Really sad if I got rejected and they’re such a good presence I don’t wanna lose our friendship but I’m like gonna explode if I have to keep this in any longer so what should I do and how should I go about bringing this up 🥺
#i am also just gonna talk about them a bit cuz teehee i just NEED TO#theyre so fucking cool theyre all punk rock they play the electric guitar and can SCREAM really good#theyre only a little bit taller than me and they got this pretty shoulder length dark hair#theyre really shy and dont talk much but theyre so funny they did these really good spongebob impressions to make me laugh#and i literally started happy flapping it made me so happy!!! and they like my impressions too!#and theyre so sweet like so sweet to animals they love animals so much they said its a fault#they have this baby orange cat named momo hes just the cutest baby i love him so much#and they work horrible jobs just because they needed to move out cuz momo was being forced to live outside in a cage#and they were just so upset they worked really hard to give momo a good life#and they took me to this cemetery where their family was buried for generations and like we found one grace that was broken#like the top had fallen off and they put the pieces back together and pat the top and was like ‘there you go buddy!’#guys i was like OHHHH like that was the final straw that got me down so bad#theyre really smart too they told me all about exotic fruit and this forest in utah thats the biggest organism in the world!#like all the trees are all connected its so cool!#and we played mario party they were donkey kong they spammed the button that makes thre characters laugh#going ooh ooh aah aah#and theyre soooo cute they have like nose rings and painted nails and a rose tattoo and nice hands really pretty lips 😳#they were trying to make a black denim skirt out of jeans and they cant sew well so it kinda fell apart#i definitely think im just gonna take it and sew it up for them myself cuz they were SO EXCITED to have a skirt and im just#IM NOT LETTING THEM BE ROBBED OF THIS EXPERIENCE I WILL SLAVE AWAY WITH THE NEEDLE IF I MUST#hnnnghh god i just like them so much i really just wanna kiss them and like cuddle and wrap my legs around them and uhhhh 🫣#like i dont get crushes much and even the ones ive had ive been skeptical to if they even were crushes#but i literally cant stop thinking of this person we talk like every day and just talking about them has my heart pounding#im just so worried about them not liking me back or them being too hurt from their last relationship to give me a shot#according to jackie i ‘got it bad’ so getting rejected would just be like. hnnghhh scary#WHAT DO I DOOOOOO
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US Presidents as Dril Tweets
George Washington: another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
John Adams: "ah boo hoo hoo i want to post Foul comments to content leaders" Fat Chance, Dimwit. I will annihilate you under bulwark of the Law and God.
Thomas Jefferson: Q: If your post was proven by a counsil of wise men to be racist, or bullshit, would you bar it from the record? A: I do not delete my posts
James Madison: (sniffing a crumpled up one dollar bill i found on the floor of a dog kennel) ah.. thats greenbacks baby
James Monroe: for decades i have traversed the unforgiving mountains and rivers of south america, hoping to catch a glimpse of the fabled "ass downloader"
John Quincy Adams: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
Andrew Jackson: handing Faves over to my enemies is FRAUD !! base, contemptible FRAUD!
Martin Van Buren: Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
William Henry Harrison: (spends all of 7 seconds skimming some blog posts) yep. just as i knew all along. having pnuamonia is good
John Tyler: fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this
James K. Polk: thhere is no such thing as charisma, and art is fake. the only metrics by which we must determine the worth of a man are Strength and Wisdom
Zachary Taylor: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers tell me that im dying
Millard Fillmore: trying to heal..... please donate to my go fund me... $10 will make me less racist... $100 will make me extremely less racist...thank you...
Franklin Pierce: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
James Buchanan: #NationalGirlfriendDay please cherish your gal's.. in honor of us, the single Boys who must sacrifice all companionship to #CarryTheBrand...
Abraham Lincoln: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you "Blocked"
Andrew Johnson: who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off
Ulysses S. Grant: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
Rutherford B. Hayes: using the toilet when i hear Our national anthem start to play. i do what i must. i stand tall in complete agony; as shit runs down my leg,
James A. Garfield: too much truth in such little time. feeling the heat cominh down to silence me... signing off........ for now
Chester A. Arthur: i WILL wise the fuck up. i WILL super charge my content for 2017. i WILL get blue check mark
Grover Cleveland: the way i see it, people who come on here and submit content that is not up to par, could possibly be considered the "Villains" of this site
Benjamin Harrison: i help every body, im not racist, i keep myself nice, and when i ask for a single re-tweet in return i am told to fuck off, fuck myself, etc
William McKinley: boy oh boy do i love purchasing large amounnts of Fool's Gold. wait a minute... fools gold fucking sucks. this stuff is no good..!! Fuck !!!
Theodore Roosevelt: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
William H. Taft: ah.. the perfect Souffle! cant wait to dig in to t(*EVERY PIPE IN MY HOUSE EXPLODES AT THE SAME TIME, COVERING ME IN SHIT AND BOILING WATER*
Woodrow Wilson: the conflicted supersoldier stares over the horizon as he smokes a cigarette. "war is the most fucked up thing ever." he takes a sip of beer
Warren G. Harding: somebody please Bribe me
Calvin Coolidge: aggressively joyless oaf hhere. painfully obnoxious respect demander checkign in. extremely dim witted frowning man looking for pals
Herbert Hoover: it is really quite astonishing that I have yet to win The Lottery, given how good I am at selecting six numbers and saying them out loud
Franklin D. Roosevelt: ive never heard of this “europe” but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me
Harry Truman: everybody wants to be the guy to write the tweet that solves racism once and for all because it would look good as hell on a resume
Dwight D. Eisenhower: my "F*&k It!! Let's Go Golfin" t-shirt maintains a tenacious stranglehold on my life. after 1,125 days of Golf my body is twisted, deformed
John F. Kennedy: when you do sutuff like... shoot my jaw clean off of my face with a sniper rifle, it mostly reflects poorly on your self
Lyndon B. Johnson: incredibly handsome , charismatic famous boy credited with ending income inequality after saying that slumlords should be called "dumblords"
Richard Nixon: i attribute the complete failure of my brand to the actions of detractors, oor my “trolls”, as it were, as well as my own constant fuckups
Gerald Ford: shutting computer down until the shitty moods & attitudes can fuck off., if you need me ill be on my other computer, sititng 60° to my right
Jimmy Carter: i warnned you all that bad things would happen if you kept letting your wives wear jeans. AND NOW LOOK! the damn gas prices are up again
Ronald Reagan: spend a lot of time thinking about how sometimes even war criminals can be heroes sometimes... Dont like it? Click the unfollow buttobn
George H.W. Bush: just thought off an idea i believe to be bad ass. lets find the address of the leader of isis, and mail him/ her pieces of our SHIT
Bill Clinton: were at the point now, that when i offer to impregnate my girl followers, people assume my motives are sexual. disgusting, grow the fuck up,
George W. Bush: friday night gathering up together a big pile of things i like to respect (flags, crucifixes ,etc) and just roll around in it ,give kisses,
Barack Obama: my IQ has increased 10 points ever since i stopped tollerating people mucking about, on the time line
Donald Trump: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME: I agree
Joe Biden: I will shut the fuck up , IF , it will restore the Harmony. I will get on my knees like a dog and make that sacrifice, for the sake of Calm
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the power is out at my place so im staying with my mom and there was little kitten out after ankther storm hit, just screaming at the back door and i caught it and it had to be the cat distribution system but i am so sad bc i couldnt bring it inside and it would be a very bad decision to bring it home with me but i feel so horrible ablut not taking the little smoky baby
Ill be up all night thinking abkuf tbat kitten even though its probably from the colony that lives down the street from my mom and actually had a safe place taking care of it alreasy
But it could have had a safe place with ME and i was gonna name it Morel like a mushroom because it popped up after heavy rainfall
#maybe im just a little worn thin#but what kind of a person doesnt wanna save a baby animal???#i hope it is okay tonight#if it is still on the porch in the morning i am taking it home#my other cats are going to have to learn to be nice to it#ill have morel and french fry and chili bean#this is maybe me being manic 2 btw
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hes rigged and working! B)
#bobtalk#im not gonna show until the map is out.but hes doneee. baby's first from-scratch model!#also remarkable how easy it is to get a clean bill of health from the pmx info tab when youre not importing other people's assets#(people do Not clean up their assets properly)#(thankfully ive gotten really good at cleaning ppl's stuff up but it's nice to not have to deal with that lmao.perks of doing it urself.)#(yes i am animating in m/md. the blockbench->blender->pmxe model pipeline. i love stupid workflows)#now i just have to model his room animate and edit! yeah!#this is kind of making me want to do more 3dstuff (preferably of a character i like more than shintaro SORRY.sorry)
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