#be my brother

[notmuchtoconceal]

last night he was just an average guy. nothing but another dude who took up martial arts in his early twenties, fell off for awhile, but was looking to get back in shape. after a night out where, among other things, he tripped and stomped his well-worn and even-better spiced size 13 sneaks into the gelatinous hide of THE GREAT WHITE NUT LOUSE, he awoke to find himself uncharacteristically proud of his identity as a hot fighter stud who’s kept pretty in shape and keeps forgetting to wash his jock

[twinliches]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[batsandbirdsandothers]

Inspired by this post - Jason and Duke having glowy eyes and freaking Bruce out

Bruce: Have kids, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. I thought I was gonna shit my pants.

Dick: But they’re so adorable, aren’t they?

Bruce: Unfortunately yes.

[doctorsiren]

More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids

[juno-infernal]

my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings

[bauliya]

as a woman with elevated testosterone (pcos) who uses steroids (asthma inhalers) i must say i am feeling very cheated in the athletic prowess department. when is my dangerous masculine olympic level strength and speed supposed to kick in. do i need to go to professor x

[chipistrate]

A normal Wachowski brothers afternoon

og under cut

[blabberoo]

If Ford didn't got into the portal..

[brightlotusmoon]

[great-and-small]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

[notmuchtoconceal]

look at the sea. look at the sand. if this sculpted bronze were cold white marble you could exist eternal. give in. flex and be in awe. you are masculinity immaterial in the eons, this age living on for as long as the human race must see and need and kill and fuck, the poppy fields of genealogies cut and sprouting, east and west, so much decaying organic matter. stand here, erect and proud, holding the days of iron aloft to the sun long past the deaths of these young and callous men playing conqueror in the shallows. long past brand names, when the denim, the canvass, the rubber of your soles, the tin in your pockets and the cotton of your briefs rot into tangles of seaweed. see the ages implied by the battery of force and water as the land beneath you shifts, the tides rise and fall, and you too are subsumed back into the rock and the crust which is the grail of all animal life on earth.

be a statue. be mine for as long as i will live

[crumplstiltskin]

🛹

[hexjulia]

i don't even know what to say. Apparently my brother has been sending doja cat (singer) recipe links as instagram dms for literal YEARS now because he doesn't know an easy way to bookmark them in the app. Which led to an attempt to save recipes by just linking them to celebrities who he assumes aren't checking their dms anyways. this lifehack got him blocked by mac demarco and lorde however. Doja never blocked or responded so he just continued to use her inbox to save insta recipes. FOR YEARS.

[happyheidi]

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

wow.... i cant believe they were abandoned and Luffy collected them like treasures.....

the rest of the strawhats/friends that were gonna be in this post but i decided against it

Not all of them were abandoned by individual people like family members and their community, but the government. Specifically Franky and Law.

Vivi was gonna be in there too but i couldnt,,,, really,,,,, fit her in there.