#be more chill incorrect quotes

[2ndstar-ontheright]

I'm sorry these look so bad lol

[ron456]

BMC characters as things I heard while on a white water rafting field trip:

Brooke: My makeup's gonna wash off in the water but at least I'll go in looking slay!

Chloe, Christine, and Jenna: Yes!!!

Raft Guide: Okay, were gonna have a snack. We've got oreos and water cups-

Rich: *excited* WE HAVE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS?!?!

Michael: *also excited* WHAT?!? WE HAVE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS?!?!

*during a water break*

Rich: Don't drink from Chloe's cup cuz' she has mono.

Chloe: STOP!

(said person did actually have mono 😭)

Christine: I wonder what my senior superlative's gonna be.

Jenna: "Most likely to marry a twink."

Christine: ... I wanna argue but... I can't.

Michael: *yelling* *fake angry* YOU'D BE "MOST LIKELY TO NOT FINISH AVATAR-"

Christine: *matching his energy* I JUST DON'T HAVE THE TIME, MICHAEL!

Michael: Me when I lie.

Christine: 😑

Raft Guide: So, what sports do ya'll play?

Jake: *Lists off a bunch of sports*

Jeremy: I do theatre. I don't play sports if you couldn't tell by the fact that I'm the only one on this raft wearing a kid life vest.

*while picking rafts*

Rich: *sees rainbow raft* *excited* GUYS, GUYS- LET'S GET THE GAY RAFT!!

Michael: *singing* 🎶 Be WhO yOu ArE- 🎶

Jeremy: Heh. It's the LG-Boat- TQ. Eh, that was funnier in my head.

*after falling out of the raft and momentarily losing a croc*

Jenna: As that wave was hitting me, I was already thinking about which color crocs I was gonna get next.

Michael: *after changing into dry clothes* This actual feels so good.

Rich: *smiles* That's what she said. >:)

Michael: RICH, I SWEAR-

*playing Paranoia*

Jeremy: *whispering to Jake* Uh, most likely to immediately spend all their pay check on a designer purse.

Jake: * with no hesitation* Chloe.

Chloe: Well, actually, I'd save for a nice car.

Jake: But you still would buy the purse.

Chloe: Well, yeah!

*still playing Paranoia*

Brooke: Most likely to jump off a bridge just to see what would happen.

Michael: Christine.

Christine: Hehe, yeah.

*Rich, who fell off the raft earlier, to Jenna after falling off the raft*

Rich: You wanna be me so bad.

Christine: You cold, Jere?

Jeremy: *insanely shivering* Just a little.

Rich: I have to pee so bad.

Michael: Don't piss in the boat!!

Jeremy: Yeah, no piss boat!!

*getting out of the water*

Michael: I'm so cold!

Jeremy: *grabbing Michael's arm* I need your warmth!

Michael: AH, NO, YOUR HAND IS SOMEHOW EVEN COLDER-

[adhdbisexualramblings]

Michael, suspicious: ...

Michael: Evil-supercomputer-say-what.

The SQUIP: What?

Michael: HA!

[bmcincorrectquotes]

Jeremy: But that place is haunted.

Michael: Ghosts prey on fear. Just be confident!

Jeremy, marching into the haunted house: I AM NOT SCARED! I AM NOT A PUSSY!

[marce-mallow]

Rich: Our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd.

Jeremy: Do you have to call me a nerd so much?

Rich: I said a lot of other really nice things, okay? Toughen up, nerd.

[behold-the-brave-battalion-17]

Jeremy: Welcome, fellow idiots.

Rich: Hey, Jeremy.

Michael: Hi, Jeremy.

Christine: H-

Jeremy: No, no, not you. You're not an idiot.

Christine: You underestimate me.

[william-austin]

things my friends said as bmc ANDDD deh characters part idk (from a groupchat edition):

Evan: depends, my home could be a tree and yall wouldn't know /j

Jared: STOP WITH THE TREES

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Michael (talking about Jeremy and Christine): OMG I HATE THIRD WHEELING WHY DID U LEAVE ME HERE

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Rich (with a SQUIP): CRYING ON THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL IS CRAZY

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Brooke, presumably during smartphone hour: PMAKOO

Chloe: THE FUCK IS PMAKOO?!

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Connor: Istfg imma jump off the Golden Gate Bridge

Evan: can I join 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[aaaaaa-musical-trash]

bmc characters as stupid shit my friends have said

Rich: *while smacking a table with a foam baguette* IIIIII DON’T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSS

Jeremy: thanks Mr Reyes *quietly* hope you die in a fire❤️

Chloe: I CAN’T JUICY MY LIPS 😭😭😭😭

Jenna: *drunk, wildly gesturing* MICHAEL. TAKE THREE FAT COCKS UP YOUR ASS OR DOUBLE IT AND GIVE IT TO THE NEXT PERSON

Michael: am i a crackhead? yes. do i care? no.

[marshmellstarz]

Wait that is actually fucking genius..!

Jeremy, getting down on one knee, holding a Ringpop: "Hey Vsause, Micheal Heere"

Micheal, tearing up and smiling: "Did you just propose to me using a pun and a Ringpop bro...?"

Jeremy, getting emotional too: "Of course I did, bro."

Micheal, breaking into happy sobs: "Bro..."

[bookdragon-shenanigans]

The Empyrean as Headlines pt.2

IT HAS RETURNED FROM THE GRAVE

✮ Part 1 ✮

Jesinia Neilwart:

Xaden Riorson:

Sloane, in OS probably:

Rhiannon Matthias:

Violet Sorrengail:

Imogen Cardulo:

Brennan Sorrengail:

Xaden, at Dain's existence throughout the bonus chapter:

[2ndstar-ontheright]

[adhdbisexualramblings]

Jeremy: Why did you block Michael from my field of vision?!

The SQUIP, deadpan: We’ve been over this, Jeremy; Michael isn’t skibidi.

Jeremy: ... You still haven’t told me what that means, though-

[laurynjc-art]

I know my comics give Rich some probably deserved shit but he really does make me sad sometimes

Also like he and Jeremy's friendship is the books is just my favorite

[marce-mallow]

Jeremy, about to disable SQUIP: Any final words?

SQUIP: YOLO

Jeremy: Thanks for making this easier for me.

[behold-the-brave-battalion-17]

Jeremy: Tommy and Timmy from Animal Crossing are adults, right? Like, they run a store?

Christine: I think they’re toddlers!

Jeremy: How do they run a store so efficiently?

Christine: They work together :)

[william-austin]

things my friends (theatre and non) have said as bmc characters (part 2? or 3 idk):

Jeremy during The Play: When she said script, I thought she said 'squipped'

Jeremy: He called me a cracker barrel, *turns around* THAT'S A RESTAURANT, STUPID!

Rich, post SQUIP: If you're gay, come this way!

SQUIP: That's not a want or a need, that's a diagnosis for psychosis

Jeremy: What is gatekeeping? I have no gate to keep.

Jeremy, before "never gonna be the cool guy": But I'm not gay!

Book!SQUIP to Jeremy waking with good posture: You're so gay, I LOVE it!

literally everyone in the musical: My life is that bus, it is the struggle