#be more chill incorrect quotes

[2ndstar-ontheright]

I'm sorry these look so bad lol

[ron456]

BMC characters as things I heard while on a white water rafting field trip:

Brooke: My makeup's gonna wash off in the water but at least I'll go in looking slay!

Chloe, Christine, and Jenna: Yes!!!

Raft Guide: Okay, were gonna have a snack. We've got oreos and water cups-

Rich: *excited* WE HAVE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS?!?!

Michael: *also excited* WHAT?!? WE HAVE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS?!?!

*during a water break*

Rich: Don't drink from Chloe's cup cuz' she has mono.

Chloe: STOP!

(said person did actually have mono 😭)

Christine: I wonder what my senior superlative's gonna be.

Jenna: "Most likely to marry a twink."

Christine: ... I wanna argue but... I can't.

Michael: *yelling* *fake angry* YOU'D BE "MOST LIKELY TO NOT FINISH AVATAR-"

Christine: *matching his energy* I JUST DON'T HAVE THE TIME, MICHAEL!

Michael: Me when I lie.

Christine: 😑

Raft Guide: So, what sports do ya'll play?

Jake: *Lists off a bunch of sports*

Jeremy: I do theatre. I don't play sports if you couldn't tell by the fact that I'm the only one on this raft wearing a kid life vest.

*while picking rafts*

Rich: *sees rainbow raft* *excited* GUYS, GUYS- LET'S GET THE GAY RAFT!!

Michael: *singing* 🎶 Be WhO yOu ArE- 🎶

Jeremy: Heh. It's the LG-Boat- TQ. Eh, that was funnier in my head.

*after falling out of the raft and momentarily losing a croc*

Jenna: As that wave was hitting me, I was already thinking about which color crocs I was gonna get next.

Michael: *after changing into dry clothes* This actual feels so good.

Rich: *smiles* That's what she said. >:)

Michael: RICH, I SWEAR-

*playing Paranoia*

Jeremy: *whispering to Jake* Uh, most likely to immediately spend all their pay check on a designer purse.

Jake: * with no hesitation* Chloe.

Chloe: Well, actually, I'd save for a nice car.

Jake: But you still would buy the purse.

Chloe: Well, yeah!

*still playing Paranoia*

Brooke: Most likely to jump off a bridge just to see what would happen.

Michael: Christine.

Christine: Hehe, yeah.

*Rich, who fell off the raft earlier, to Jenna after falling off the raft*

Rich: You wanna be me so bad.

Christine: You cold, Jere?

Jeremy: *insanely shivering* Just a little.

Rich: I have to pee so bad.

Michael: Don't piss in the boat!!

Jeremy: Yeah, no piss boat!!

*getting out of the water*

Michael: I'm so cold!

Jeremy: *grabbing Michael's arm* I need your warmth!

Michael: AH, NO, YOUR HAND IS SOMEHOW EVEN COLDER-

[adhdbisexualramblings]

Michael, suspicious: ...

Michael: Evil-supercomputer-say-what.

The SQUIP: What?

Michael: HA!

[bmcincorrectquotes]

Jeremy: But that place is haunted.

Michael: Ghosts prey on fear. Just be confident!

Jeremy, marching into the haunted house: I AM NOT SCARED! I AM NOT A PUSSY!

[marce-mallow]

Jeremy, about to disable SQUIP: Any final words?

SQUIP: YOLO

Jeremy: Thanks for making this easier for me.

[behold-the-brave-battalion-17]

Christine: Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shit but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon, and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other.

Rich: In his defense, his wife triple-dog dared him and called him a pussy. 

[william-austin]

things my friends said as bmc ANDDD deh characters part idk (from a groupchat edition):

Evan: depends, my home could be a tree and yall wouldn't know /j

Jared: STOP WITH THE TREES

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Michael (talking about Jeremy and Christine): OMG I HATE THIRD WHEELING WHY DID U LEAVE ME HERE

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Rich (with a SQUIP): CRYING ON THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL IS CRAZY

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Brooke, presumably during smartphone hour: PMAKOO

Chloe: THE FUCK IS PMAKOO?!

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Connor: Istfg imma jump off the Golden Gate Bridge

Evan: can I join 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[aaaaaa-musical-trash]

bmc characters as stupid shit my friends have said

Rich: *while smacking a table with a foam baguette* IIIIII DON’T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSS

Jeremy: thanks Mr Reyes *quietly* hope you die in a fire❤️

Chloe: I CAN’T JUICY MY LIPS 😭😭😭😭

Jenna: *drunk, wildly gesturing* MICHAEL. TAKE THREE FAT COCKS UP YOUR ASS OR DOUBLE IT AND GIVE IT TO THE NEXT PERSON

Michael: am i a crackhead? yes. do i care? no.

[marshmellstarz]

Wait that is actually fucking genius..!

Jeremy, getting down on one knee, holding a Ringpop: "Hey Vsause, Micheal Heere"

Micheal, tearing up and smiling: "Did you just propose to me using a pun and a Ringpop bro...?"

Jeremy, getting emotional too: "Of course I did, bro."

Micheal, breaking into happy sobs: "Bro..."

[bookdragon-shenanigans]

The Empyrean as Headlines pt.2

IT HAS RETURNED FROM THE GRAVE

✮ Part 1 ✮

Jesinia Neilwart:

Xaden Riorson:

Sloane, in OS probably:

Rhiannon Matthias:

Violet Sorrengail:

Imogen Cardulo:

Brennan Sorrengail:

Xaden, at Dain's existence throughout the bonus chapter:

[2ndstar-ontheright]

[adhdbisexualramblings]

Jeremy: Why did you block Michael from my field of vision?!

The SQUIP, deadpan: We’ve been over this, Jeremy; Michael isn’t skibidi.

Jeremy: ... You still haven’t told me what that means, though-

[bmcincorrectquotes]

Rich: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer. Jake: Why are we so fucking awesome? Rich, tearing up: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

[marce-mallow]

Rich: Our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd.

Jeremy: Do you have to call me a nerd so much?

Rich: I said a lot of other really nice things, okay? Toughen up, nerd.

[behold-the-brave-battalion-17]

Jeremy, holding Christine and Michael’s hands at the same time: Autism Collective, unite!

[william-austin]

things my friends (theatre and non) have said as bmc characters (part 2? or 3 idk):

Jeremy during The Play: When she said script, I thought she said 'squipped'

Jeremy: He called me a cracker barrel, *turns around* THAT'S A RESTAURANT, STUPID!

Rich, post SQUIP: If you're gay, come this way!

SQUIP: That's not a want or a need, that's a diagnosis for psychosis

Jeremy: What is gatekeeping? I have no gate to keep.

Jeremy, before "never gonna be the cool guy": But I'm not gay!

Book!SQUIP to Jeremy waking with good posture: You're so gay, I LOVE it!

literally everyone in the musical: My life is that bus, it is the struggle