#be like im not a part of facebook. it wont be like youre not a part of facebook. youre not a part of facebook

[backseatloversz]

get out of my head GET OUT OF MY HEADDDD

[explodingstar]

I miss you Simon.

Warnings: NSFW 18+

Pairings: Simon Riley x f!reader

It was a slow day for you back home all the household chores were done and dinner was already made for later tonight. Just some leftovers from the night before, reheated. Simon had only left a couple weeks ago to go back on deployment to another mission. You miss him already and damn do you miss him. You grab a book and lay down in bed with only the bedside lamp illuminating the darkness of the bedroom.

 Buzz buzz

A text? From Simon? You pick up your phone hoping to see his name in your notifications instead its just another alert from facebook. You roll your eyes and put down your phone again but you REALLY needed him to text you especially with the mood you were in at the moment. All of a sudden an idea comes to your mind and you put the book you were reading down on the bedside table alongside your glass of wine. Was this a drunken idea? Possibly. Did it still seem like a good idea? 

Definitely. 

You get up and walk over to your closet and grab Simons favorite article of clothing that he LOVES to see you in. A black lacy one piece that is just sheer enough to see everything, in the right lighting. You grab your tripod and set it up at the edge of the bed and change into the lingerie that Simon had essentially tried to rip off of you before. You set up your phone on the tripod and turn it on video mode to take screenshots of it later. At first you pose a couple different ways. One on your knees with your arms pushing your tits together and your hands on the bed in front of you. Another one with the top of the one piece down so your tits are fully out and your hands running through your long gorgeous hair. You get to thinking…‘What would Simon enjoy most?’ An idea hits you. You turn your back to the camera and seductively bend over to where your ass is in the air and your soaking wet pussy can be seen through the sheer lingerie that you decided to put on. You get up and grab your phone looking through the video to make sure everything is perfect. A couple screenshots here, a couple there and you make a little folder called “For Simon”. 

“This should get him to text me…” ‘attachment delivered’ you read. 

Simon’s POV 

DING “Simon! You got a message!” “Thanks Johnny I’m pretty sure I can hear” Simon says annoyingly. He picks up his phone and opens your message. He smirks to himself and stands up from his seat. “I’ll be right back mates” He goes into the bathroom off of the barracks just for a bit more privacy. 

Your POV

RING RING RING You look down at your phone blushing when you see Simon’s name and photo come across your screen. You slide over to answer “Hiiii Simon” You hear the sound of metal clinking together and you know exactly what it is, his belt coming undone with one hand. “Im going to assume you got my pictures love” 

“Ughh Fuck. I did..ya miss me don’t ‘cha?” He says through grunts. “I always do” you say rubbing yourself just to the sound of his voice. A small moan escaping your lips as you do so. “Wait till I get back…you wont be able to walk for teasing me like this…oh fuck” he says softly. He continues stroking his cock still looking at the pictures you sent. “I cant wait for you to come home.” You say with your middle finger slowly pumping in and out of you. “Fuck..well lucky for you I get home tomorrow…”

A/N: I plan on making this a part 1! Part 2 would be Simon coming home. 😈 (Sorry for any errors its almost 2AM.)

[eternalera]

discussing project 2025 and how it will most likely NOT affect ao3

tw: p0rn mentions/discussion

ive seen some news in the past few days about something called project 2025 and how it could result in ao3 being taken down because theyre trying to limit pornography and theyre classifying the lgbtq (or trying to) as part of that content.

people are afraid that because of this ao3 might be taken down as a result but here's why it most likely won't and you don't need to worry to much (but should still be cautious just in case). from my reading of the situation theyre mainly focusing on porn sites, porn hub and things like that. theyre started making it so that you have to enter in your drivers ID to prove that you are above the age of 18 so that kids and stuff dont have access to this content.

of course that itself is going to take a while because its a whole damn website, its not just in the US but it's international in itself. the programming and passing the bill will take an extremely long amount of time.

but this bill (or whatever) also violates things such as freedom of speech. writing is a form of speech and you are allowed to write about whatever the hell you want and no one is able to take that away, whether it be online or in real life and believe it or not writing gay fanfiction is a form of speech. especially if youre creating healthy gay relationships and promoting lgbtq content. the government cant just take that away because they classify it as 'porn' when its clearly not.

thats called censorship, limiting what you see so that they can control what you get fed in media and stuff like that. but not only that but if they were to do this then it would also affect sites like twitter, facebook, discord, pinterest, tumblr, literally ANY website where you can make ANY statement this would affect.

and no one is going through with that lets be honest for a second. because at that point its just controlling the internet and whats put out and what isnt. and no one can do that, at least not in america because guess what? YOU HAVE RIGHTS. and i can NOT stress this enough.

the government is NOT allowed to control what media you get fed and what you create. in fact that cant even reasonably define lgbtq stuff as porn because guess what? it wont work. people will riot, they will find a way, and yknow why? BECAUSE ITS NOT PORN.

then again you must be wondering about the explicit fics on ao3 and to that i say what about the explicit stuff on twitter? the bots on tumblr? hell even youtube.

the government cannot control all of this.

and if they were to even try i guarantee that the silly little website known as ao3 will be one of the first not even top five things that they try to target.

they'll target pornhub, youtube, twitter, literally ANYTHING before they get to ao3. and even if they do im more than certain that ao3 will lawyer up and put together a case about why they should stay in tact.

ACTUALLY if they try doing this in the slightest about ANY website that site is likely to fight back.

so while you should stay cautious i dont think any major panic is necessary. in order to take down ao3 the freedom of speech would need to be taken away in an amendment and that is not happening.

so basically, stay cautious but dont be too worried. and if ao3 does get taken down (which it most likely wont) there will probably be a set date where you can download and save everything before then

[akaakeis]

sav the terriblest thing has happened......... i joined english coaching.............

okay its not that bad the guy was my ninth grade english teacher and hes kind of a w

i also found out my current english teacher is mentally ill and not one of her students got 90+ in english like..

#notmepls

ANYWAYS

this Means that i shall be offline when ur usually first online during the day on sundays tuesdays and thursdays throws up

ive alr been so busy and i was like omg #textingsav and then i realised we probably wont talk today and also the only time we'll talk is

wait omg no school tmr we WILL talk tmr which will be ur today

the way im just. rambling in ur inbox but its ok bc ur u and im me #neverdoingthisanywhereelse

next thing . wait i forgot im remembering

oKAY remembered 👍 ERM i got like a. 68 on my english test and apparently this mentally ill woman marked it wrong and i shouldve gotten an erm. wait calculating. at least an 88 LIKE GIRL WHAT THE FREAKKKKKKKKK

in other news erm why i cried in the last four days list .

i love my sister

i love my friends

english grade

teacher yelled at me

there was no garlic bread at home

i got disconnected from dti

i didnt want to get up and change

the electricity cut off five times and i couldnt play genshin properly

tumblr wasnt loading

86 eighty-six

hashtag periods i love periods

in other news i also love maths like i WAS a maths girl i AM a maths girlie i will always BE a maths girlie it is THE subject of all time and if anyone disagrees then they're wrong (unless it's u because what can i say. i always agree with cute girls🤷‍♀️)

also like i said id tell you about the smau but literally erm. i forgot.. what was supposed to happen.. i have two lines ill dm them to u or something 😭😭😭😭 WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING ELSE AND THEN I FORGOT IT IM GOING TO SOB.

OH YES spilling school tea

our chem teacher used to tutor this one girl and he flirted with her mom at 1am on wahtsapp and facebook and then his wife divorced him😭😭

this one girl's picture got taken. like a norm picture. and then her bf and some people fought over it. like physically. at coaching. LOL INSANE

english physics and chemistry departments of our school are failing everyone is underpaid and leaving

my english teacher is senile but we mentioned that already i think

ANYWAYSSSS UNINTENTIONAL YAP ASK I LITERALLY JUST CAME HERE TO SAY IM MORE BUSY THAN BEFORE LMFAO. look where we are. oh omg im so #scared #excited #terrified for us w/o u part 2 thats flipping SCARY IM SCARED anyways how are u? feel free to yap in the answers if u do answer it and uhhh take care stay safe love u mwa mwa dm me whenever

LINA MY LOVE!! this is gonna be long i fear. oh dear.... ok so english coaching is not fun good luck with that 😕

well at least the guy is cool ‼️

im sorry but lowkey... #wbk about that one i fear!! I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE WAS A LITTLE MENTALLY ILL? IS THAT JUST ME OR

anyway if u dont get 90+ in english send her my way I WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR GRADE SO HARD you deserve a good grade!!! i can tell you've been putting in the effort + im proud of u!!1!!1!1

NOOOOOO WE WONT BE ABLE TO TALK AS MUCH 🙁 lwt me think so today is thursday and youll be on on mondays wednesdays fridays + saturdays as normal presumably? THATS OKAY i usually wake up latw on thursdays because i sleep late and its a whole mess... i was nearly late this morning harhar ANYWAY POINT BEING WE WILL STILL BE ABLE TO TALK TO WE'LL BE GOOD

girl me too <//3 was so locked in on tuesday you should've seen me writing my article for the magazine + writing out the rest of my speech and finalizing ITS SO BUSY RN ICB IT

these timezones are confusinf me hello i am so lost as i read this! 12 hrs apart w you ahead is all ik regarding this

ANYWAY WE WILL FIND TIME AND WE WILL MAKE IT WORK ITLL JUST TAKE A MINUTE FOR ME TO FIGURE IT OUT

its okay i live laugh love for ur asks actually im sitting in my room smiling as i type out this reply to ur ask... inbox yap hour MY FAV

A 68 IS ACTUALLY INSANE GOODBYE how did she screw up the grade so bad 😭 she can catch these fists for that one LIKE HOW DO U GET IT 20% OFF THIS IS NOT A CLEARANCE SALE MISS!!

HELP all of these reasons are equally valid 😞 periods really get me fucked up fr i think im about to get mine too smh

that is SO valid lina math is honestly a good subject 🙂‍↕️ not my fav but i honestly enjoy the class cause it's 1) simple for me 2) my tablemates are so odd to the point of being hilarious and 3) my teacher is gay and we found his grindr profile so i always giggle when i think about that HAHDBDN so math class is just heaps of fun

NOOOO I WAS SO EXCITED TO HESR ABT THE SMAU U NEED TO SEND ME THE TWO LINES U HAVE SOON!!1!!1!1 STOP I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS BUT IT HAPPENS TO ME SO OFTEN ITS AWFUL

ok THE CHEM TEACHER??? wow okay so thats crazy! HIS WIFE DIVORCING HIM TOO PLEASE SO DESERVED everyone point and laugh!!! L man!!!!

HELP WHY WERE THEY EVEN FIGHTING IF IT WAS JUST A NORMAL PICTURE THATS SO WILD?? 😭 like guys its not that deep </3

WHAT. so like is this hyperbole or is literally everyone going to leave bc of being underpaid and whatnot CAUSE THATS SO BAD 

senility✊😞 what a trooper/j

ITS OKAY I ENJOYED READING ALL OF THAT!!!  PLEASE PRIORITIZE ALL YOUR STUDIES THEYRE THE MOST IMPORTANT <3 I HOPE YOU DONT BURN OUT FROM BEING MORE BUSY THAN BEFORE BC I KNOW I DEFINITELY DID WHEN I HAD VOLLEYBALL.. SO TAKE THINGS EASY AND DONT STRESS YOURSELF TOO MUCH PLEASE!!! ILY ILY ILY!! oh okay so us without me pt 2 is probably gonna be BAD BAD cause it will b talking about how he was actually in love w eden since BEFORE he had moved and all that so itll be extra angst talking about before he had moved 😸 basically timeskips briefly showing how he gives you less and less affection as the time he leaves draws near AHAHAH ITS GONNA BE BAD

+ im alright!!! no homework for once in a blue moon so im sitting here relaxing i feel so good rn <3 i have an iced matcha latte and a cake pop I AM LIVE LAUGH LOVING

so i dont have much to yap about at this moment but i just got back from school SOOOO ill yap about that!!

starting off strong i woke up an hour + 15 mins late and had 20 minutes to get ready and eat... i was almost late this morning BUT i have fitness first thing in the morning on my a-days (we work on an a/b schedule!!) and my teacher always comes late to that!! so i had time to dress down and i BOOKED IT to the weight room + made it!! in that class we basically just do weightlifting + my usual partner wasnt there bc she had a golf tournament... so i was with some of my other friends for lifting!! was kinda thriving bc my other partner usually does heavier weights + they did lighter ones SO I WAS REALLY REALLY FAST W MY SETS i was very proud!!

then i went into second period (i have bio) and we were doing a lab where we examined some cells in onions, tomatoes, + the inside of our cheeks (ew) but basically we had to group up and im not rly fond of one of the girls that r in my group cause she doesn't talk much she just squeezes in to look through the microscope so it annoys me 😞 ANYWAY THE LAB WAS LIGHT WORK GOT IT DONE IN 30 MINS and then i had like an hour of free time after that so i asked for a hall pass and i roamed the halls for a bit 😸 after that i have to go to advisory + i was just helping people w math hw and doing some of the nyt games to kill my boredom (oh and drivers ed stuff!!)

at lunch i was just sitting with some of my friends and playing imessage games with them 😭 then we went into the gym and played volleyball for a bit!!

after lunch i had geo and i was taking notes like a madman i fear... dk if ive said this before but like ohhh man everyone makes a point of telling me how small my hand writing is its so annoying 😭 i heard that three times during class today and i was literally done LIKE STOP LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE ‼️

theeeen i had my speech + debate CLASS not to be confused with my club!! i already finished my oratory so i just played games the entire period 😻 lots of fun would recommend!!! i just hate the teacher cause he's always telling me to go back to my seat WHEN IM HELPING HIS STUDENTS CATCH UP ON WORK like ok! sorry for trying to help you fix the mistakes you made when teaching them how to make their speeches! goodness! my bad! anyway hes my opp 😒

AND THATS MY DAY!! anyway take care stay safe i love you!!! MWAHH <3

[abra-ka-dammit]

story time

when i was a junior in high school i liked this boy. he was always dating some other chick but clearly liked me back. his bestie at the time tried asking me out and i had my dad lie to him that im not old enough yet (i was 15 still but we had no such rule) because i liked the other guy

when it became clear other guy wasnt gonna drop the 0 and get with me after a few months, i asked his friend out in japan club in front of everyone including the dude i liked, hoping it would make him fight for me

he didnt. him and his bestie talked it out and he gave him his blessing. i intended to leave after like a week but he was nice and i was scared of trying to break up w someone without some sort of blatant abuse to point to so i wussed out and ended up continuing to date him through college

it became toxic pretty fast (as dating someone u dont have genuine romantic feelings for will) and after 6 years when i finished college i broke up with him and cut him out of my life when he promptly proved he wasnt gonna get over me if we kept talking

that was 2014

its been almost a whole 10 years

i blocked his battlenet. i removed him on skype. i came out as fully gay on facebook just to try to force him to get over me. i had to block his number a few years back even because still, after all that, he would drunk text me guilt trippy bullshit out of the blue.

today i woke up from a nap to see a text from my mom saying he called my dad and her both. "i think he might be in trouble" she says.

i am literally hanging out tomorrow with the guy i liked instead of him in high school. I have avoided talking to this man the better part of my adult life because of some vague guilty drive regarding my ex and his big baby emotions over knowing i liked his friend first. im fucking tired of thinking about him and his life and his feelings. why the everloving fuck wont he go away and let me LIVE. WE BROKE UP 10 YEARS AGO. MOVE ON. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PARENTS ??? jesus actual fucking christ

[expfcultragreen]

I unfollowed turkeytom because of his self-consciously racist snap-treatment of rawanda in this video, but the video got me thinking because i agreed with the assessment of how she was the victim of serial predators and her own discomfort with masturbation......

And it reminded me of an argument i once had with a very very famous (in certain circles) toronto activist who was part of a pro-bowie dogpile on my friends facebook post about how being molested by a relative in middleschool plus the new details about bowie, really ruined bowie. The activist was all in on defending the old men she fucked as jailbait because of the proxy attack on them implicit in the criticism of bowie cokeheadedly fucking 13 year olds while acting like he thought he was sex jesus.

And its like.......ok.....these girls who fuck these gross old men and cant admit that they did that not out of their own desire but out of feeling rejected by boys their age. Can never admit how much that upset and hurt them, enough to do something honestly pretty dangerous and unpleasant that they then gloss over as them being Mature girls. TOO MATURE FOR THE BOYS AT SCHOOL WHO ARE TOO PICKY FOR THEM. Ignoring that the same 14-16 year old boys who wont fuck you for being "too fat" today, are tomorrows gross old men who WILL fuck you for being fat and 14. Theyre fucking a number. Theyve been trying to fuck that same number since that was their own age. And feeling special because of it? Being their running mate as an adult? I really found it pathetic. In retrospect i always continue to find it pathetic.

Possibly the only serial killer the big name activist ever considered being afraid of was buffalo bill, like no one else is ever a risk for goodhearted, smart, tough girls like her, except weird queers who "seem fatphobic" in an uncomfortably paradoxical way like we're complimentary but we also dont forcibly grope you "because youre so hot" which is apparently confusing and seems mean of us somehow.............which might explain her nascently terfy tendencies

Sometimes when people are like "LOVE MEN" they literally mean, its ok for some people to be rapey because you can just roll with it if youre jaded enough to think its fun

And if the fun ever stops, suddenly the raging misandry and misdirected transmisogyny about all the rapey guys around you and how allllll masc people and allllllllll male-assigned people are trash, appears "out of nowhere" (oh im elliding a couple people from the same social sphere 10 years ago, now; the big name activist is too intersectional to be like this, she'd dress it up in class critique and say the only bad men are rich men and everyone else is comrades, even the rapists, boohoo the poor misunderstood rapists, wahhhhh...except also? All the local trans ppl shouldnt be treated with trust, its cool to be a terf because muh backwards colonialized class analysis about how only rich people can ~afford, socially or financially, to "be" trans? and also oh pooooor david bowie? the only good rich man? for some inside-out incoherent reason)

I am so fucking sick of these people and their imaginatively impoverished reindeer games ugh

[hollisofficial]

hey that ask game? 3. or 8. 22 i think. fr either metalocalypse or strek. sar tek.

answering this as midnight lets go boner squad

also doign this for my tootsit baby girl SAR TEK becuasr i think if i did this for mtl my brain would melt out my ear

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

not necessarily a single take bt i despise any jokes about scotty being in love with the enterprise . UNLESS. you are 100% serious in that case objecto win and love and peace kn planet earth for one thousand one million years. if NOT. and youre just doing it to be funny like LOL scotty doesnt rly have anyone to ship him with (OBJECTIVELY WRONG) ship him with the ship LOL or like LOL he loves the ship maybe like ACTUALLY LOL #ENGINE idfk . i wont to beat your head in until it looks like a crumpled little tin can . i think you shoufl be forced to go back to the coal mines of the facebook meme pages because youre literally the most unfunny human being on the face of the planet and you deserve to be there. crumple and cry. cease and desist.

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

im gunna say it . i dont care about spocks stupid little being in heat episode. i dont care if being in gay with his captain fixed him. i get it or whatever oooooohhhh it was so gay look how gay this episode was . i dont car. city on the edge of forever means 20000x more to me.

this isnt even like an opinion. i dont even know what the opinion is here. ig that it was good . i think it was overblown.

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

ok sponer nation. hello.

i am NOT going to be able to articulate this correctly but like the fact that bones isnt afraid to apologize to spock and that the two of them obviously have boundaries set + know when crossing the line is crossing the line ect . like i feel like its so easy to just say 'bones n spock torment/heckle/whatever eachother' and to just have bones be some sarcastic dick all the time but hes not!!!!! him and spocks relationship goes so much deeper than just auogh they jsut poke fun at eachother . THERES COMPLEXITIES. THERES MIRRORS. bones is such more character than just sanded down to doctor guy who argues with spock and third wheels spock and jims relationship. you all are so wrong and bones literally has helped spock come to terms w his human side JUST AS MUCH IF NOT MORE ‼️‼️ as kirk has.

[mysticrealmsnovel]

Thanks for blocking me so I gotta scurry about to find it. I loved that.

but ykno in case you're magically blind to me going off, as I do.

here's everything I've said so far.

DeviantArt: Her family still harasses me and my friends. I have never said anything about them, but they have contacted my friends and proceed to dead name them and misgsender them. Same with myself. The collab work WAS NEVER a collab to begin with. My stories, Hellish story/Hells unexpected Prince/ Whatever else I called it back in 2011 was MY work. I shared it WITH her out of trust. I wrote prompts with HER characters. Nothing fucking else. She never was part of the ACTUAL story. She did not help write it, or write any of the book/chapters. I DID. Her book that she so boldly used to publish was not written/or created until late 2012. ALMOST A YEAR AFTER MINES. AND THAT WAS AFTER I SHARED MY WORK WITH HER. There was no WE. It was ME. She wanna claim equal rights but WHERE IS MY PAY THEN? HUH?? WHERE IS MY CREDIT??? She NEVER credits me for the use of my character likeness.Salax/Len/Elysium/Furo/Veraque are dead ass copy paste of my 7 demons. Erys and Delirus are dead ass white trash copy of Lector and Chaos. Shakira & Rafiki are Azami and Inuki. THE LIST GOES ON. Oh and lets not forget her blatant stealing of Abyssia and Crystalis which WERE MY CHARACTERS. She didn't even attempt to fucking hide it. Yea, nice fucking collab you got there bud. Steal my story, my character, butcher their them and then slap your name on it and go TEEHEE IM SO CREATIVE. I'm not staying silent. I'm not going to be silent or shut up. Keep your fake support and wishes. Choke for all I care.

and then Lovely facebook group that you called a tranny hate group. Plot twist. You have no rights to fucking use that word/slur against us. you know what you were saying and that just proves you're fucking transphobic. fake fucking ally

Crazy that you wrote this but blocked me so I didn't see it. Cant see it and i had to jump on a whole other account to see wtf you taggee me in. Nice. I doubt you have because then your mother wouldnt have gone after Moon and your sister after me when I have done nothing to her or even said ANYTHING about her. Ill keep saying it until Im blue: MY PROBLEM IS YOU. Not to mention your blatant transphobia with dead naming us, misgendering us and whats that? Using a slur against us. Real fucking cool. There was no fucking WE in my book. MY STORY. LECTOR STORY. MY ICE CHRONICLES AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN WAS MY FUCKING WORK. My shit starter BEFORE YOU. it never was a fucking collab and you had no rights to butcher it for your own poor ass attempt at making money. You dont see nika layin claim to my characters when I let her read my work or had fun little writing prompts with her characters. You wanna nail the fact its a collab work? Fucking pay me bitch. Pay me for stealing Abyssia and Crystalis. PAY ME FOR USIN MY CHARACTERS LIKENESS TO UR SHITTY WHITE TRASH SHIT. PAY. UP. Simple fuckin solution. But you fucking wont because go figure. You used me YET again and play victim. I dont need your shitty fake support. Choke on a dick.

[michellemondares]

Memoir

Ma. Michelle Mae Mondares

12-Bookkeeping

April 14, 2006

I was born in April 14, 2006 and my mother named me Maria Michelle Mae Mondares.

When I was a month old, I got sick and my whole skin turns to red. My mother was just crying while holding me because she couldn’t afford to bring me in the hospital due to lack of money. When my grandfather and grandmother arrived at home they saw my mother crying while holding me, they ask what happened and my mother said that I am sick. They look at me with pity in their eyes and they rushed me to the hospital. The doctor said that, thankfully that I was rushed in hospital or else I would die that time because my body wont hold it. I was so thankful back then because through the years I am still alive and thats because god is good. Later on, at my age of 5 to 7 I really love to play sisira ang bulalak-bubukas ang bubulak it is commonly known in philippine as children play. I used to wear colorful dress when I was a kid and I really like to wear high heels because it makes me feel like an adult. I love playing outside of our house in mandaue city and I have a lot of friends in mandaue city, named deo, grace, maxine, love, jessa, and many more. My favorite food back then was fried chicken and I really love to dip it in the ketchup. One day when my grandmonther sell an ice candy I thought that it was for free because im just a kid back then, I called many kids around our neighborhood and gave it to them one by one. I was scolded and I cried because I was clueless and I just want to have many friends back then, but if I think of it right now its kinda funny. One day my father died due to heart attack and I cried so hard because I couldn’t afford to accept right away and in 2017 we moved to lapu-lapu city, I met new people and new friends. In 2018, I started online business on facebook. I sell clothes online and I have many customers and I earned a lot of money around 7,000pesos and I used that money for my school supplies and other personal stuff. In 2019 I graduated in junior high and in 2022 a typhoon occurred again and it hits very hard in Lapu- Lapu city. The typhone called “bagyong odette” that time I cried for mercy because the typhoon that we didnt expect that the typhoon will be so strong. All humanities in Lapu-Lapu city was affected and we lost electricity, some of people lost homes. Every night we used candles for light and a diy fan, I used to go out at night and just staring at the moon because if the night came the road is dark. We suffered at least 2-3months because of “Bagyong odette” we used to go in a lanueva or unitop to use their generator to charge our phones and flashlights. That time it is hard to use cellphones because there is no signal and there’s no electricity, so what I did I read books, paint and play with my sister and cousins. The typhoon occurred when christmas is coming, during christmas all people didnt celebrate I didnt see fireworks. I realized that in december 25, 2022, 98% of people was sad because they lost homes and cant eat properly. After 2-3 months, the electricity came back and we we’re so happy. We start to get back on our feet and start cleaning in our house and I helped my grandmother to clean our house. I learned many lessons when bagyong odette occured because if bagyong odette didn’t occurred we will always focus on our cellphone and we cannot notice what is in our environment, we will not learn how to have a quality time with our families. Bagyong odette thought me that having quality time with your family is the best part of our lives. Right now im currently studying in Asian Learning center, I joined a choir in the school called “glee club” and I practiced singing and playing piano but sadly I quit in the choir because of some reason. But through that I met my new bandmates but we dont have band name for now, I am happy with them and I enjoy every moment if were together. In 2024 I joined a singing contest in our school called “ALCI Global Idol”, I won 1st placer. Also I met a boy, he is so handsome and smarter than me. He asked me if its okay to court me and I said yes! I felt butterflies in my stomach that I haven't experienced in years. Right now Im living the best.

[emeryofthestate]

i am so sick of yall. pitching a fit every time staff does literally anything. do yall realize how fucking entitled and whiny u sound constantly lmao

tumblr has to appeal to more than just your gay ass to stay afloat as a company. god knows none of you cunts constantly decrying the greed and selfishness of tumblr staff are going to do anything to ensure the site stays afloat, especially monetarily. they need advertisers. they need investors. they have to give those people and boards and organizations at least some of what they want in order to get money. they need to get money in order to continue existing. im not sure if yall realize this part, but they need to continue existing for you to continue using their fucking site you hate so much.

by all means criticize them when they do something wrong. the community tags censoring queer shit is absolutely an issue, yeah. but think about it for even a second. do you truly think tumblr believes it can afford to suppress its lgbt base? or do you think maybe they mightve done that bc of all the nsfw stuff that is also in those tags? and bc of how famously things like the App Store dont really want nsfw shit connected to them? of course theres a middle ground to be reached there, but yall Are Not trying to do that.

and now yall are mad bc they said 1/4 of the userbase is queer? how much of it do you Think is queer?? yall remember we're a minority group, yeah? and yall know how big numbers work? there are millions, with an S, of users on tumblr. if there were only four million users, a quarter would be what? thats right, a million users! now imagine if there were ten! or twenty! or fifty million! see how that smaller number starts to grow with the big one? and the statements "queerest place on the internet" and "1/4 of the userbase" can both be true!! a quarter is a significant fucking chunk of the people on this site!! what do you think facebook has? i bet its not fucking 25%!!

yall keep trying to say that the people running this place are arrogant and ignorant and never do anything its users want them to. and you know, maybe thats true! i dont know them, and i dont know what the fuck it is yall want lmao. but from where im sitting it looks to me like yall are doing a whole lot of running your mouths about shit you dont understand, and seemingly dont care to understand, as well. tumblr has to survive as a business to survive as a platform. tumblr has to make money. tumblr has to grow. thats capitalism, babey. and you all should know full well that just Not Participating in capitalism is not a fucking option!

i fully agree that staff has done some stupid shit, plenty of things no one wanted or engaged with, plenty of things that were absolutely shitty, but half the time yalls criticism boils down to "stop appealing to the people paying you to stay afloat!" "stop trying to appeal to us for money!" "stop trying to make money and focus on running a website!" and your ultimatums boil down to "fix this or we'll leave" but baby, if they dont do at least some of the shit you dont want them to, there wont be a site for you to leave.

[fizzingwizard]

what a tumblr follow meant ten years ago: hi! I like your blog and want to see more of your content! maybe we can be friends?

what a tumblr follow means now: hi! I want you to follow me! I’m following you so that you’ll notice me and don’t intend to interact with you, ever! (but please interact with my content :) )

bonus: hi! i’m a bot! :D :D want to have inappropriate images displayed on your phone while you’re on public transport and your phone freezes so you can’t block me fast enough?? :D :D :D

[mazzystargirl]

booty shorts that say “mark MARK hes wired in sorry hes wired in is he yes how bout now you still wired in call security you issued 24 million new shares of stock you were told that if new investors came along how much were your shares diluted how much were his what was mr zuckerbergs ownership share diluted down to it wasnt what was mr moskovitzs ownership share diluted down to it wasnt what was sean parkers ownership share diluted down to it wasnt what was peter thiels ownership share diluted down to it wasnt and what was your ownership share diluted down to .03 percent you signed the papers you set me up youre gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company its gonna be like im not a part of facebook it wont be like youre not a part of facebook youre not a part of facebook my names on the masthead check again its because i froze the account you think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this compan- SORRY MY PRADAS AT THE CLEANERS along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip flops you PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG securitys here youll be leaving now im not signing those papers we will get the signature tell me this isnt about me getting into the phoenix you- you did it i knew you did it you planted that story about the chicken i didnt plant the story about the chicken whats he talking about you had me accused of animal cruelty seriously what the hells the chicken and ill bet what you hated the most is that they identified me as a co-founder of facebook WHICH I AM you better lawyer up asshole cuz im not coming back for 30 percent im coming back for EVERYTHING get him out of here its ok im going hang on i almost forgot heres your nineteen thousand dollars i wouldnt cash it though i drew it on the account you froze i like standing next to you sean it makes me look so tough” on the ass 

[khaleesiofalicante]

fuckkk

i overslept and missed my geography class

im gonna read while i wait for my friend to finish the class(?) so we can talk and i can help her with her tumblr

my feet hurt

ok anyway

Of course, there are many other words that suit him too.

Handsome. Strong. Intelligent. Tall. Sexy. Soft.

so true babe

man is so hot

i dont even know what to say dude the beginning is so gestures

that makes no sense

it's like...the calm before the hurricane

it does start storming in the middle though

i think idk brain is scrambled eggs

i keep on forgetting to liveblog wtf

Alec lets the Magnus in like a hurricane, despite the possibility of consequences.

It’s surprising.

What’s even more surprising is that Alec doesn’t seem to be afraid.

For someone who is careful, Alec seems keen to have Magnus by his side.

me likey

them i mean

im really into these timelines and watching them fuck up uhuduhdf

This is not the kind of rubbing off he expected from the other man.

LMAO-

how am i supposed to video call my friend when i look like an absolute mess

this is so cute though

they're like...so new

it's really really cute

ew who cooks

i do but that's not the point

Magnus is pretty sure Raphael doesn’t eat and is surviving on spite alone

me 90 percent of the time

ah he's a people pleaser sort of...

sigh

y'all just...don't talk????????

Y'all just have sex and that's it????? how tf-

oh yes also shinyun is here ew ew ew

go away bitch

oof families complicated shit right let's move on

magnus' pov is something else entirely

Magnus envies people like that.

People who look at the future and know what they want to do and where they want to be.

same dude

like how tf do y'all do this

also

magnus: I am not gonna ask him anything about his family because then he's ask me about mine

magnus 2 seconds later: so what do your parents do

baby make up your mind

Magnus doesn’t exactly know who a senator is or what they do. But he knows they are a big deal.

me when i started digging for the au

but nice alec told him

He wonders if Prom is like Facebook.

Something Alec has decided he doesn’t like and doesn’t want – but only because it’s easier to think that.

He wonders what else Alec “doesn’t like”.

Magnus wants to find all of them out and lay them on Alec’s feet.

alright boo calm down you've been together for 2 weeks

they're gonna dance???

ooo wasnt this song in the playlist??

nice

magnus' answer is as honest as you can expect right now

okay let's goo middle

RAFE'S POV???

BABY

“Prom is stupid?” she repeats incredulously. “You literally made a Pinterest board in preparation for this!”

I love this boy so much

why doesnt he wanna go?

everything okay?

ohhh she's sick

at least it's not leukemia.

JUST SAYING

They have been dating for two years now. He still remembers how nervous he had been when he had asked her out the first time when he had no more than 14.

“Pick me up at 6,” she had ordered and walked away.

Rafael had gone home and danced in celebration.

I AM GONNA SCREAM

oh my god he tried to break through the window

Rafael had tried to break into the Senator’s house through the window, chickenpox be damned and all that.

Senator Diego Rosales, Anjali’s father, had called Rafael’s dad.

Dad had dragged him home and lectured him about being responsible. Bapak had found the whole thing hilarious, and Max had called him a ‘romantic piece of shit’.

adorable little shit

it's hilarious though

he's so cute

wait isnt he part of the dance auction or some shit??

and wont he have to dance with someone else???

well that's a future problem so we'll see later

aww max just runs over to clace's house and spends time with david

cute

AWW OMG HE'S TAKING MAGNUS

It takes a professional model to make up for your absence

I-

such a simp

Bapak and Rafael two of them decide to spend the rest of the morning practicing a self-care routine – which usually means iced tea, sandalwood face packs, and watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

so sexy of them

sigh

max what did you do

people are always going to be shits

now tell me who you punched so we can do it together the next time

OH FUCK

KIND OF LIKE THE RAFAEL RUMOUR STORY???

SHIT FUCK NO

IM NOT GOING THROUGH THIS SHIT AGAIN AND I AM CERTINLY CANNOT SEE RAFAEL OR MAGNUS GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN

I am done you will see me lying in my grave

goodbye

not really since i will absolutely finish this chapter but like

I CANNOT COMPREHEND

these commenters are pissing me off

but rafe are you okay buddy??????????? like genuienly. and magnus too. shit this is gonna be so hard on them

also "weird close" NO! IT'S CALLED A HEALTHY PARENT-CHILD RELATIONSHIP

im so mad

GET OUT BITCHES LET'S FIGHT

MY FRIEND MADE A COMIC FROM THE LINE "5-foot midget with a knife" I AM GOING TO CHANNEL THAT ENERGY

i really dont want to see what they are posting

shit's messed up

Like when Max didn't want to swim in the swimming nationals and the press started saying the governor's younger son hates America.

how does one jump from that to hating america dude wtf

im gonna kill someone preferably mys the commenters. one of the commenters

IM SORRY THEY ACCUSED MAGNUS OF MURDER???

OH FUCK NO

KEEP BREATHING AND IT'LL BE YOUR FUNERAL NEXT

Aunt Lily and Aunt Maia are talking seriously with his father. Rafael wonders if they have some sort of list. A list of secrets and distractions they can release in case of a situation like this.

that is really fucking depressing

MAGNUS OMG

im gonna scream this is making me so angry

“We could lie the two of you are getting a divorce,” Rafael jokes.

FUCK NO

I know it's a reference to the future and all but like-

max im not even shocked

OH NO MAX-

I AM GONNA SCREAM

i love him so much

i am laughing way too hard at this-

oh my i just went through the lyrics

it's very...colorful

elyaas is just amazing

“It matters to me too,” Max says. “But we need to pick and choose what matters and what doesn’t. Otherwise, we’ll never make it through.”

THIS!!!

OH MY GOD THEY DESIGNED HIM A PROM

I COULD CRY

ALEC IS INCHARGE OF THE PUNCH

LMAO

i have no clue what that song is but good for you bestie

“Also, I don’t want to freak you out but this dude behind you is kinda creepily staring at you.”

the dude is alec isn't it

OH I FORGOT THAT'S WHAT CHAPERONS DO

sigh

let's do the end now....

Magnus used to be a part of the auction in the previous galas too. People like to dance with him. People want to dance with him. Magnus always gets the highest bid - which means the largest donation of course goes from Alec.

During the last gala, five years ago, Alec had won the bid for $25,000.

It had been worth every fucking penny.

Sure, they had been married at the time and Alec could have danced with Magnus whenever he wished.

But the thrill wasn’t just in the dancing.

It was in the winning.

It was in showing all those suckers that he is the one who always gets to dance with Magnus.

I am so obsessed with these dorks

Max looks at him and then focuses back on his food with a grin. "I think you should bid on him. Just for the drama."

agreed

it would be so much fun

DAVID

my boy's in cambridge so proud

maryse's growth 🥺

“David’s gay?” Max chokes on his food. “What? When? How?”

Alec is not sure how to answer those questions.

MAX JDCUUDCIUDF

how does one answer "when" and "how"

he came out through email my precious-

how did i not know Sweden has a monarchy????

max absolutely flirt with the prince and cause an international scandal

reminds me of the rwrb au

“Max,” Alec pinches the bridge of his nose. “If you walk into the gala in a tank top and boxers, I swear to god, I will cut off your allowance.”

“Damn, papi,” Max pouts. “You hit me right where it hurts.”

“I’ll take care of you,” his mother stage whispers to his son.

WHY CAN HE NOT-

also maryse yes

it's always the grandmas 🥺

HE HAS A FAKE TWT ACCOUNT JHDSUHSDU

THE NAMES OF THE ACCOUNTS IM DEAD-

Malechoe1996 Am I the only person who wants Magnus to turn up with a date? Give me that Jealous Alec content. Please and thank you.

Alecsgayspider Do y’all remember Alec bid $25,000 on Magnus? My boy has no chill lol.

THESE TWO WIN

yeah it is quite rude

“Just make sure I don’t throw my whiskey in her face.”

Jace nods. “Gotcha. Make sure to throw a whiskey in her face.”

do it bitch do it

DJDFUHDF SELENA SAID MAGNUS BANE SUPREMACY AND IM HERE FOR IT

max walked straight back I CANT-

BOY-

Rafael and Max insult each other because that’s just how they say hi

peak sibling behaviour

holy shit he's hot

"evil swan" IM DONE-

what is up with the white suit though??

“Whatever happened to decorum? This is a charity event for fuck’s sake!”

“Then you should probably consider buttoning up some of this,” Max deadpans as he points at Alec’s shirt.

OK LISTEN-

“That’s different!” Alec hisses.

dude that's sexist

OH NO HE'S GOING TO DROP HIS CHAMPAGNE ON HER

I KNOW HE WILL

OH SHIT HE DID

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

THE KIDS ARE JUST WALKING AROUND MAKING SURE ALEC DOESN'T CAUSE A SCANDAL IM DONE-

also "not under his roof" shduhdfudf

oh fuck no she's wearing magnus' clothes

NO ONE BIDS AGAINST ANJALI LMAO

LEXI BID FOR JACE UIDUDUIFD

well technically jace bit for himself-

NOICE THE PRINCE BID ON DAVID

SHINYUN REALLY DID THAT-

i am digging her grave as we speak

if alec doesnt kill her i will

AWW DAVID CAME LOOKING FOR MAX

Y'all need to talk

The three of them stand on the balcony. It’s not fucking awkward at all.

my my the tension is thick af

sigh

well then

okay im going back to sleep

OMG THIS IS ME BECAUSE I WOKE UP TODAY AT 8 AND I WAS LIKE "IMMA CHILL TODAY" AND THEN I FORGOT I HAD A MEETING AT 10.

I had to go for it :)))))))))))

Also not you getting aggressive during these live blogs kjdshfkjs lowkey here for it.

[teamjacobthot]

some ppl can get very... let's be nice and say 'interpretive', when it comes to the cullens. but I can't understand why they are so excited about midnight sun. The cullens will not act like they do in these peoples lame repetitive textposts. Racism and mormon ideals shaped the the entire saga and the cullens will be the same unlikeble characters smeyer wrote in the other books and people will be disappointed. I think it's very telling how some can say fuck smeyer yet give her their money..

you’ve made some points. however, ppl have the right to be excited abt their faves (unless you stan the confederate which is 😐) no matter how boring and unlikable they are to others. i dont think cullen stans will be disappointed by midnight sun if what they’re looking for is new content. this whole book is literally just team edward/cullen fan service. now if theyre looking for GOOD content.........well this book IS written by smeyer so................ 

i think the fandom (or at least the people i interact with) understands that this book isnt gonna be particularly well written, groundbreaking, or even like.......good. ofc, the twihard communities on facebook and instagram are gonna love it, but that’s why we don’t claim them lmfao. i think midnight sun will just be more content to make fun of. i personally loveeeeeee making fun of twilight bc it’s just so easy to and some of yall are funny as hell, so i’ll take my meme folder and totally legally obtained copy of the book and have a blast with the absurdity, as well as rightfully drag the inevitable racist parts and call out the cullens bc i was gonna do that anyway. thankfully i have the capacity to do both and my contributions wont put any coin in smeyer’s purse whatsoever.

now when it comes to ppl saying “fuck smeyer” yet giving her money anyway........ i have some thoughts....

ofc i can only speak for myself, and obviously, all of this is my opinion. ppl can spend their money however they want, but im definitely gonna side-eye the “i bought the book BUT i still hate smeyer/donated to the tribe/reblogged anti-racist resources/etc” crowd. like do you really hate smeyer then? do you REALLY? maybe im just built different. or maybe racism holds more weight to me bc i’ve actually experienced it as a Black person and it doesnt exist as some new internet concept for me. idk. either way, there is just no “BUT” to me when it comes to racists, especially if you have the choice NOT to financially support the very racist you drag on the internet. 

talking shit on this blue hellsite is free. rereading the twilight books you got back in 2009 before you knew better puts zero dollars and zero cents into smeyer’s pockets. buying a brand new copy of midnight sun literally does put some dollars and some cents into her pockets though, even if you donate to the Quileute nation too. as twilight fans, i feel that we should all donate to the Quileute nation anyway, whenever possible. but even if you pay for a brand new copy of midnight sun AND donate to the tribe, you’re still giving the racist author your money. you just are. no amount of money donated to the tribe can negate smeyer gaining money from you buying her book. it is what it is. you can spend your money how you want but like...... *jane voice* keep that in mind. obviously its better to buy the book and donate rather than buy the book and NOT donate, but maybe ask yourself why having a new, amazon supplied copy of ~*twilight again but in edward’s perspective*~ is worth the cognitive dissonance when paired with the abundance of “fuck smeyer” posts on your blog.

oh and also! it’s so easy to get the book in ways that dont give her any/as much money! there are local libraries. there are secondhand bookstores. i know damn well it’s gonna end up in value village in a couple months right next to all the other twilight books. there are p*r*t*d copies BOUND to end up on the internet within a week of the book dropping. i probably couldnt get away w this this bc im Black, but fuckin steal the book from target or walmart or something!!! use that white privilege if you got it!!!!

if youre like me and wanna read midnight sun but dont wanna give a racist your money, there are ways to get it. but pls spare me if youre gonna cry “fuck smeyer” on here and still buy the book lmao.

[angrylizardjacket]

the band with no name {Douglas Booth} 2

A/N: 1654 words. A bit shorter, but we’re getting into things now. idk how i feel about it, please give me feedback.

[PART 1]

Flop of The Month, your band, has an instagram account with exactly two posts on it, and Douglas feels like both and idiot, and a creepy stalker, for the amount of time he spends flicking through the two photos without actually liking them, for fear of you realising who he was.

Colson, however, seemed to have no such reservations.

“Look, I’m on their story,” Colson’s grinning from ear to ear as the cast and crew break for lunch the Monday after they’d seen your band play, showing Douglas his phone, and your band’s instagram story. It showed their notifications, highlighting how Colson had liked both photos and followed them, and had the caption ‘how’d the rap devil find us?’ and ‘not complaining tho’. 

“Bloody hell,” is all Douglas can bring himself to say, wearing a half-smile as they made their way to the costume department to get changed before lunch. It had been a low effort day, just jeans and t-shirts, but it was always safer to not eat in costume. Hair and makeup could stay and be touched up however.

Your band’s page had begun the day with 217 followers, and ended it with over a thousand. There wasn’t a link to your personal page, and so all he can do is scroll through your Facebook while waiting for Colson to be ready to go.

Y/N: weird question Y/N: also, hi Y/N: but yeh, weird question Y/N: was your friend last night mgk?

Douglas takes a moment to compose his thoughts before typing out his response.

Douglas: hi back Douglas: and yes.

There’s a few minutes of silence, and Douglas can feel his scalp itching beneath his wig, just a little, but he tries to ignore it.

Y/N: cool. Y/N: well it was nice meeting you guys!! Y/N: looking forward to seeing if ur band is real btw Douglas: probably wont be for a while Y/N: im happy to wait Y/N: if u want me there that is Douglas: if we ever actually play a gig, you’ll be the first to know

You send a blushing smiling emoji back, and Douglas finds himself strangely pleased.

“Is that her?” Colson asks, eyes shining as he pulled on his leather jacket; with his wig and makeup, he still absolutely looked the part. Douglas quickly slipped his phone in his pocket, knowing that a faint blush dusted his cheeks despite his best efforts. As he waffled his way through an affirmation, Colson’s smile just grew wider.

“I still don’t understand why you were being so vague; she probably would have jumped you there and then if she knew you were part of the Motley Crue movie, man.”

“Yeah,” Douglas said, his discomfort mounting at the insinuation, “that’s the problem, dude; first of all, I don’t know if she like the band themselves, or just the music, and if she does like the band,” he paused, shrugging a little, quietly embarrassed, “what if she likes them better than me?”

“They’re all married,” Colson says, like it immediately solves everything.

“Man, you know that’s not the issue,” Douglas sighed, but it’s clear he wasn’t done, and Colson just waited, eyebrows raised, “you know, girls who are like... like... how did you say it the other week? When that girl from Instagram was in your DMs every other minute?”

“Clout chasing,” Colson nodded sagely, suddenly understanding all too clearly his co-star’s apparent fears, “well she doesn’t know who you are yet.”

“Exactly,” Douglas exclaimed, glad the craft services tent was finally in view, feeling himself grow hungrier by the moment, “and I think I wanna keep it that way, just for now.”

“Better pray she doesn’t watch Jupiter Ascending,” Colson snorts, just as Douglas punches him in the arm. 

The next day, he messages you first, sends a photo of himself and the rest of the band out of costume, but holding their instruments, all wearing heels to help make it easier to wear them around set. 

Douglas: the band says hi Y/N: shit, you guys have instruments and everything Y/N: getting less sketchy by the minute

You follow it up with a winking emoji, and a photo of yourself, out in the sunshine, dressed impeccably, makeup dark and sharp, holding a stack of posters beside your head, advertising your band’s next gig; this Saturday.

Douglas: are you inviting me? Y/N: only if you’re saying yes

Your confident coyness amuses him, despite the way the shoes are pinching his toes, and he tells you he’ll be there.

The next day, you send a link to a band name generator, but more interestingly, you send it right around the time he’s getting his makeup done, early in the morning.

Douglas: early start? Y/N: my shop won’t open itself Douglas: your shop? Y/N: mini mall tattoo parlor hahaha

“She owns a tattoo parlor?” Daniel asks, reading over Douglas’s shoulder between takes, “you’d better make your move or Colson’s gonna go for her.” 

“Go for who?” Colson himself calls across set where his makeup’s being touched up.

“You weren’t meant to hear that!” Daniel shouts back, though he’s grinning, and adds, “Y/N. She owns a tattoo parlor.”

“Really, shit man, Doug she’s cool as hell,” Colson muses, before snorting, addressing Daniel, “gimme some credit, I’m letting the man shoot his shot; he’s my bro, not my competition.”

“Thanks man,” with the slightest smile, Douglas puts his phone away as the scene is reset around them, and Colson joins him in the middle of the living room set.

“I expect free tattoos, however,” he says with a faux seriousness, “because if you like her, like really like her, I’m gonna wingman the shit out of you.”

“Seriously?”

“Absolutely, man,” he claps Douglas on the shoulder with a surprisingly sincere expression.

It’s Colson who suggests, the following day, sending a video of Douglas playing the bass, asking if you had any pointers. They’re at band rehearsals again, blasting through their repertoire, when they get to Take Me To The Top, and as the song dies down, Colson makes the suggestion.

“Why are you filming it?” Iwan asks, and Colson’s smile is all teeth where he’s holding Douglas’s phone, answering before Douglas has the opportunity.

“Tryna help impress that punk chick from the band last weekend.”

“You’re actually talking to her?” Iwan asks with a bright, almost incredulous smile, “after everything that happened? She must really like you.” He muses, and Douglas feels his soul leaving this mortal plane.

“Smart move; asking for advice from her, lets her know you think she’s talented, and, well, you know,” Daniel shrugs, wiggling his fingers with a casual air. Douglas frowns, but Colson’s nodding.

“Exactly what I was thinking,” he agrees, and finally Douglas clues in. Dexterous fingers.

“Don’t be gross, guys,” he sighs, already regretting letting Colson help at all, “just take the damn video.”

It only takes thirty seconds for you to respond in All Caps.

Y/N: ARE YOU IN A MOTLEY CRUE COVER BAND

“I’m fucked,” Douglas mutters under his breath, staring wide-eyed at the message.

Y/N: you play so well dude just relax your stance and shoulders Y/N: fkn love take me to the top Y/N: seriously a motley cover band??? Y/N: you just instantly got 100x cooler

“Okay, maybe I’m not fucked,” he concedes after a moment, quietly breathing a sigh of relief.

Y/N: now i have to see u guys play!! Y/N: if that’s alright of course

“Nah, you’re definitely a little bit fucked,” Daniel offers over his shoulder, and Douglas pushes his face away.

“Thanks for the vote of confidence,” Douglas grumbles, and Daniel shrugs bemusedly. 

“At least she thinks you play well,” but Douglas isn’t listening to him, he’s frantically tapping away on his phones, scowling, “what ‘re you doing?”

“Trying to come up with a name for our band -”

“Our fake band?” Iwan asks, arms crossed over his chest wearing an amused little smile, “do we have to play along with this too?”

“Not if you don’t want, just don’t... don’t tell her it’s fake is all.” Douglas offers, and the rest of the band nods.

“So how long are you going to play along with this bit?” Daniel ask, and Douglas heaves a sigh.

“Not sure; until I can trust that she’s not just in it to meet the actual band -”

“Which she doesn’t know you know,” Iwan interjected again, and Douglas nodded a little. After a beat, the rest of the band looked to each other, and seemed to share some sort of silent communication, before turning back to him.

“Okay,” Colson agrees easily, “if you’re serious about this chick you’ve known for five days,” he emphasizes, though Douglas doesn’t seem phased, “if we ever run into her, we’ll pretend we’re in a Motley Crue cover band.” He agrees, while Iwan and Daniel silently agree, though they look rather amused at the whole situation.

“There’s just something about her,” Douglas muses quietly.

“It’s the fact that she’s the coolest chick you’ve ever met,” Colson tells him with far too much authority, “and your little posh, school-boy brain wants to try something new.”

“Hey -” Douglas scoffed, though he was quickly talked over.

“She looks like she’d punch me in the face but I’d be okay with it,” Iwan adds, which, strangely enough, the rest of them agree to with various mischievous smiles. Douglas doesn’t exactly deny that he feels the same way.

“What’s our band name gonna be?” Daniel asks finally.

“The Fourskins,” Colson answers back immediately, grinning wide and proud of himself.

“Absolutely no-”

“That’s kind of genius,” Daniel snorts over Douglas’ protest, and so, on a three-to-one vote, their fake Motley Crue cover band is named The Fourskins, and Douglas kind of thinks he’d rather come clean there and then to you, rather than suffer through ever typing or saying that name to you. But he doesn’t. 

He really hopes you’re worth it.

[barnesandrogersfanfics]

Rose Coloured Glasses - Part 10

**Warning: Defending Jacob major spoilers! **

When i woke up the next morning i had a message from Andy that he'd sent just before midnight.

Andy: Are you still awake?

Thats all it said, i quickly typed a reply 'Sorry i missed your message, everything okay?' and then headed to the bathroom to take a quick shower while i waited for him to reply, it was still early so he might still be sleeping.

I had just stepped under the water when i heard the chime on my phone alerting me to a new message. I had the quickest shower id ever had and rushed back to my phone, I just needed to know what was wrong with Andy.

Andy: Can i come see you??

Andy: I really need someone to talk to.

Y/N: of course. But don't you want me to just meet you at the office?

Y/N: Thought i was bringing coffee....

Andy: No i need to talk to you away from the office.

Y/N: okay, come on over when your ready.

Andy: Be there in 10

I couldn't help the awful feeling that settled in the pit of my stomach. I quickly dressed in black pants and dark grey wrap around blouse knowing we'd be heading to the office soon enough. I had just flipped on the coffee maker when i heard two raps on the door. When i opened the door to Andy he looked exhausted, like he had the weight of the world on his shoulders. He sighed shaking his head at me as he stepped forward and wrapped his arms around me. He walked me back into the house, my arms clung to him instinctively as he kicked the door closed behind him.

"Hey.... whats wrong?" I asked stroking my hand up and down his back in a comforting kind of way.

"Oh god.... i don't even know where to start...." his voice mumbled from where he had buried his face in my neck.

"You wanna come sit down and i'll make us some coffee?"

"Yeah okay...." he straightened up and looked me in the eyes, his hand came up to cup the side of my face then he leant forward and kissed me.... just a quick one but it was nice anyway.

"Okay, so you wanna tell me whats happened? Your starting to scare me..." i finally asked when he just sat in silence staring at his steaming mug of coffee.

"Before i say anything you need to know that what i tell you cant leave this room. I can trust you right?"

"Of course! Whatever it is stays in this room. I wont say word" i nodded quickly meaning every word! Andy nodded and slipped his hand into mine entwining our fingers.

"While i was looking at the Patz file last night i got an anonymous tip come through on the email we set up..... it was a link to a facebook page, a memorial page to Ben Rifkin that the kids at the school were all commenting on" he dripped his head lower and gripped my hand a little tighter.

"Hey, its okay you can tell me" i encouraged him to carry on.

"Jacob commented on it, asking them all why their writing Ben messages when his dead....acting like they were all best friends" he said shaking his head.

"Thats not that bad....."

"Thats not the bad bit...... one of Jacobs oldest friends commented on it. It said 'Jacob, everyone knows you done it. You've got a knife, I've seen it'...."

"What??.... thats a pretty huge accusation to throw around on social media!"

"Y/N..... i found the knife! Well a knife.... i couldn't believe what Derek had said so i searched Jacobs room and i found a knife hidden away in a sock"

"Okay but that doesn't mean Jacob killed this kid Andy....."

"I know, but why the hell has he got a knife and why didn't i know?!"

"His not the first kid to have a knife, they can be sneaky and secretive when they wanna be"

"Laurie and I confronted Jake this morning, he said he just thought it was cool. He had taken it into school one time to show his friends"

"So thats how Derek knows about the knife..... is there any reason Jacob would hurt Ben?"

"No! He said he didn't even really know him"

"Okay, so Jake had a knife? So what? Theres no reason to tie Jacob to the murder right? No evidence?"

"No" he shook his head looking up at me with sad eyes.

"Get rid of it" i suddenly blurted out, if this was my kid id be doing everything i could to make sure no one found that knife.

"I already did..... i dropped it into the garbage on the way over here when i saw the trucks emptying them"

"Okay thats good" i nodded "so now you carry on as normal.... you find the person that killed Ben Rifkin"

"Jake didn't do this his a good kid...."

"Then do what you do best Andy Barber and prove it..... your one of the best, you got this"

"Thank you....." he looked up and gave me small smile before pulling me into his lap and kissing me.... holding me close to him like he needed that contact as much as he needed air to breathe.

We had stayed at my place longer than we were meant to. But when Andy looked at the time and saw it was nearly 9am he shot up from the sofa.

"Shit, i gotta go to the station.... Duffy was bring in Patz this morning i said id be at the station..."

"Okay, i'll head to the office and keep that under control"

"Can we maybe continue this later...?"

"Cuddling on the sofa?"

"Yeah...." he smirked then broke out into a chuckle when i shook my head at him.

"Your welcome here anytime you want" i smiled reaching up to peck his lip before rushing off to grab my things.

The atmosphere at the office was unsettling to say the least, it was awful! It felt as if everyone was whispering about something, but i didn't know what. Andy's emails and phone was unusually quiet which i was kinda glad about considering I was finding it hard to concentrate. There was a quick knock on the door and i looked up to see Neal standing there looking a little smug.

"Hey" he smiled before walking over and perching on the edge of my desk.

"Hi, there something i can help you with Neal?"

"No im good, i was actually stopping by to help you"

"Is that so....."

"Yep, you see i'm taking over the Rifkin case and i'm gonna need a PA. Thought you might be interested in the job"

"What?! Their taking Andy off the case?"

"About time too if you ask me" he smirked "i said from the start he shouldn't be on this case".

"He didn't mention that he wasn't working the case anymore"

"Thats because he doesn't know yet, Lynne's been getting things sorted her end first"

"I cant believe this...."

"So what do ya say? Wanna come work for me?"

"No thank you Neal, i'll pass" i said quickly grabbing my things and turning off the computer "i have some time off owing so i think i'll use them..... i gotta go" i said quickly before rushing to my car. As soon as i was alone i called Andy to give him the heads up, i didn't want them to just drop this on him!

"Hey sweetheart" he said quietly when he answered.

"Hey, where are you?"

"Im at the park, they have a huge search party searching the woods for the knife so i had to be here. You okay? You sound weird"

"Not really, Andy im not sure whats going on but their taking you off the case!"

"What??!! How do you know?"

"Neal came by asking me to be his new PA because they had finally taken you off the case!"

"Fuck..... you've gotta be shitting me!"

"I shit you not! Lynnes been getting things in order here thats why she hasn't said anything to you yet"

"Im gonna call her and find out what the fuck is going on. Thank you for the heads up Y/N"

"Of course" we said a quick goodbye and i headed home to await an update from Andy.

I didn't hear from Andy again for hours, it wasn't until around 10:30 that my phone started ringing.

"Hey" i answered quickly "how bad is it?"

"The worst..... the partial finger print they found was a match for Jake.... Y/N they've arrested him!".

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