#be for REALLLLLL

[preciousmoments18]

i need you guys to be serious carm is NOT topping anything. i’ve got him on a leash im walking him like a dog around my neighborhood he gets nervous when i leave the apartment for a few hours to run errands

[jewishcissiekj]

Pablo Hidalgo was having a semi-breakdown on his twt yesterday because of people using words based on things that only exist in our world (milestone, dumpster, etc) and tbh this was so real of him he might be one of my favorite Star Wars creators

[demonstars]

nunki pregunta todos siempre peleamos de q país de latam seria dteam (dream peruano 🔪 ) pero q hay de sylvee y hannah? 🤔 -🌼

ESTA ES UNA EXCELENTE PREUNTA... personalmente a sylvee la veo muy de uruguay y hannah es DEMASIADO CHILENA. A ELLA LA VEO BAILANDO CUECA Y TOMANDO TERREMOTO LITERAL ES UNA HUASAAAA

[lesbianjudasiscariot]

can't even make fun of straight people anymore. because of the woke.

[glamfellens]

yeah totally cancel josh sawyer because he *checks notes* retweeted what matt hansen said

like at first i was worried about what matt hansen had said and it turned out all he said was that there should be less white guys prominent in the video games industry. and for some reason chr*s avellone was like. hey guys, u should sue obsidian. like alright

[dandelions4us]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell dissolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever.

[puckinghischier]

pretty pretty birthday boy 🙂‍↕️

[leescribbs]

I know it’s over, still I cling, I don’t know where else I can go

[nskiyuriz]

also guys i think he said the thing. i'm just saying

[caitlynspistol]

who was your childhood crush growing up

malia baker: jack frost.

[pup-pee]

im still not over that issue

NOT THAT I DREW THEM FROM THAT ISSUE BUT LIKE LIKE >???????????????

[fucktheroyals]

Inosuke & Genya: IM GONNA BEAT YOU

Tanjirou: I hope you do! Let’s do our best.

Inosuke & Genya: 😳… SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

[wolvertooth]

(Sabretooth 2022, issue #1) + (Wolverine 2020, issue #45)

sabretooth having weird creepypasta eyes in the recent sabretooth comics just kinda fuels my hc that he came back from hell as a corrupted version of himself ngl

(Weapon X 2017, issue #27)

[crustyfloor]

Because they’re so close (best friends…) Till is canonically the carrier boy for Ivan’s admirers IM CRYING

(and likely because he’s the only easily approachable of the two)

[grimvisionary]

IT HAPPENED. IT'S REAL. (the audio being messed up up to 55 seconds in isn't on me, the stream was having issues. it's resolved after that)

[akuma-tenshi]

idv please release his essence poster it's driving me insane