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riacte · 1 year ago

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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova #UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt #personal #space opera au #(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd #randall munroe #space #moon #anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft #falseren

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 18 days ago

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Glinda really had an entire musical number expounding on the theme of "success in life is not about being highly qualified or even competent, but manipulating people's superficial perception of you." and then she went into POLITICS. truly the #girlboss representation the world has earned

#wicked #Glinda said 'cronyism is the philosophy upon which our world order is built'#but she was pink and bubbly about it so the audience thought it was cute #also in the novel she's all but explicitly stated to be repressing her attraction to women in favor of compulsive heterosexuality #a duty she then fulfills by marrying a wealthy older nobleman who doesn't bother her while she spends her time amassing social influence #bitch is positively Machiavellian but it's fine because she wears pink #anyway I have this theory that if she and Elle Woods ever met irl they would immediately death battle

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beaft · 1 year ago

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can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster

#was trying to leave the self-checkout and someone was standing in front of the exit gate looking at their phone and blocking the whole lane #the malignant influence of the grocery store transformed this from a minor inconvenience to a cardinal crime #i was ready to leap at them like a coyote and tear them to shreds #be shh now

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heyybeach · 6 months ago

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Growing up is actually just enjoying the exact same things you enjoyed at 14 years old, but in a more gay way

#dan and phil #hp marauders #dan and phil's lesbian audience #dan howell #phil lester #terrible influence tour #lesbian marauders fan #marauders #my entire personality at 14 was reading books and watching YouTube #and now my personality is split 50/50 between gay harry potter fics and dan and phil #I'm 23 now btw #what's that one Chappell Roan line?#and even all the change it's somehow all the same

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yeepof · 6 months ago

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Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

#laios touden #falin touden #marcille donato #farcille #arts #dungeon meshi #hello Im back again! to tumblr #also Im pretty shamlessly using beebfreeb 's falin outfit. I like it a lot I think thats how she is #delicious in dungeon #obviously influenced by some other peoples designs of modern designs figured Id put that disclaimer i do love those #i have no idea what the canonicity of laios going to the library is. like. he knows a lot #but i dont know if thats from books necessarily? jsut thought it was funny just pretend its this particualr libraary if that bothers u I gu

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arctic-hands · 4 months ago

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Every time there's a food recall that spreads from one company to the next, even from generic brands that are unique to the store selling them, it makes me realize the illusion of choice under capitalism hyped up by conservatives is a bunch of bullshit.

Oh and uh, don't drink apple juice for a while. Arsenic. And it's more than just Aldi and Walmart

#food recalls #remember that tweet by some right wing influencer who went to Cuba and bemoaned there was only 1 brand of canned tomatoes?#anyway all the 'different' brands almost always come from the same factory that's why recalls are so devastating #food monopoly #illusion of choice #food recall

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roanofarc · 3 months ago

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chappell roan & gerard way stage outfit parallels

chappell looks:

vmas, sept 11 2024 / hinterland, august 4 2024 / bonnaroo, june 16 2024 / hangout fest, may 18 2024 / coachella, april 12 2024

gerard looks:

corona capital mexico, nov 18 2022 / london, nov 2005 / detroit, sept 13 2022 / los angeles, oct 11 2022 (but first worn in nashville, aug 23 2022) / sydney, march 19-20 2023

PART 1/2

#chappell roan #gerard way #what happens when you are inspired/influenced by drag culture #vmas #my chemical romance #mcr

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would-you-punt-them · 2 months ago

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By the way, here's a quick update on what's been going down on the worst part of the internet this week:

Five days ago, Rosanna Pansino made a video where she opened up a package of Lunchly taken straight off the store shelf (2 months before its expiration date), and found that the cheese was absolutely festering with mould.

Not only is this absolutely disgusting, but, as Pansino points out in her video, they're selling this to kids. The young kids opening up and eating this might not know what mould looks like, and therefore won't recognise this for what it is.

A source associated with MrBeast told Newsweek to "consider the context and the source", essentially accusing Pansino of faking the video. She responded by posting the full unedited video of her opening the box.

And while officially representatives for MrBeast, KSI and Logan Paul declined to comment, two days ago Logan Paul dropped an episode of his podcast guest-starring KSI where they kinda-but-not-really responded to the video/tweets in passing, implying that Pansino was clout-chasing.

But over the past week more people have been posting their own videos of finding mould in Lunchly.

#not a poll #mrbeast #mr beast #lunchly #ksi #logan paul #youtube controversy #rosanna pansino #influencer controversy

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wolfythewitch · 2 months ago

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Sketh

#art #sketch #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #his glasses got the gravity falls influence

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lastoneout · 14 days ago

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"Violence only leads to more violence" TRUE! The thing is tho, a lot of people in power seem to think the start of the violence was the CEO getting shot, but they're wrong. The start of the violence was that very CEO running a company that turns immense, endless human suffering into money.

Violence did lead to more violence, decades of needless death and suffering willfully enacted by millionaires so they can make just a little bit more money, that was the start of the violence. If they didn't want it to escalate eventually, they should have maybe not made killing people the core functionality their entire company hinges on.

The people being tortured and killed by the health insurance industry are not the ones who started the violence, and tbh I don't really think it's on them to end the violence, either.

#I think people need to stop treating this as just some like...random middle class doctor getting offed #and more like a guy who has more influence and money and power than like half the politicians in this country getting assassinated #because he's making bank running a machine that kills people

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kensatou · 1 year ago

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