#bdg perfect pokérap

[m-jay-gee]

PORYGON PORYGON Z PORYGON2 RIBOMBEE

[front-facing-pokemon]

[squid-ink-on-toast]

Decided to read the chonny jash interview and i am laughing so hard im glad my parents aren’t downstairs.

Also FUCKING LOUIE ZONG, BEAR GHOST AND BRIAN DAVID GILBERT MENTION!?!??

ALSO ALSO the bit on his creative process “This Is Absolute Dogshit, What Am I Even Doing? Wait Hang On, I’m Actually A Living Legend And This Is The Single Greatest Piece Of Art Ever Created, I Don’t Know Anymore. This Could Be White Noise Blasted At 500% Volume And I Wouldn’t Be Able To Tell.” Is a mood and i think the creative process for most

Also tiramisu reference.

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

i think i’ve leveled up i have the perfect pokérap AND crazy food memorized.

[rangeronsafari]

I just know in my heart of hearts that the educational section of BDG’s Perfect Pokérap exists in the Pokémon world and is their version of the “this is your brain on drugs” ad in terms of cultural ubiquity. It’s preformed by guest speakers at school assemblies and other conventions.

[insanekirby]

Best Line Deliveries in “The Perfect PokéRap | Unraveled Live”

“being a snake?”

“II~ ammmm~~B.”

“One of thᵉˢᵉ cuups~~ is ᴾᴼᴵˢᵒᵒᵒᵒⁿᵉᵈ !”  (My personal favorite)

“Catch! ….such a dream. from the air.”

“Every single one of those seconds… is…ethereal, it’s wonderful, it’s- aah, ʷᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵉⁿᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶠᶦⁿᶦˢʰ ᵗʰᶦˢ.”

“SKRRELP!”

[moonchunkk]

My sexuality is Brian David Gilbert singing “and Lickilicky” in the Perfect Pokérap. Full stop.

[ame-in-the-rain]

some sneak peeks for the @1yearofbdglosinghismind project!

[tinyplanetss]

i was rewatching the pokérap (as one does) and at the endcard where it has the polygon logo, brian goes "pat gill everybody! hes a good one" which is just adorable but also hes like "thank you thank you thank you" and im just really emotional thinking about he never thought all these people would come out just for him and i just love him and appreciate him a lot

[m-jay-gee]

its available now ! i know it's kinda late to the game but yk here it is

how has no one put bdg's perfect pokérap on spotify as a podcast yet. guys come on. you're slacking.

[fawkesfire]

Y’all BDG is on the Wiki for Gesamtkunstwerk.

[spacetrashpile]

Psychic: *reads my mind*

Me: Combee my friend! I got more to say, and if we Diglit-le deeper we can learn today! So why not get Comfey, don't be Krabby or blue, here are some lessons and I Rotum for you! If Muck around in class you'll be distraught, don't Bidoof-us, just study a lot. If you're Slakin in school, you'll drop out sooner. And abstinence is key or you'll get a Mime Jr. Swana grab some candy for a sweet treat! Amura-mazing snack is a Pichu can eat! Bewear of Shiftry strangers who offer you hugs, and don't stick forks into Electik plugs. Wear a Shelmet when you Ridon bikes, keep a well stocked Bagon extra long hikes. Make sure to stay away from that Ferroseed, and thatś just one name people have for weed. There's Pansage and Slowbro, Oddish and Bonsly, Tropius, Seedot, Nuzleaf and Stunky, and Blissey, Lowdred, Dewgong and Goodra, Bounsweet, Bayleef, Hypno and Munna. You'll be Drowsee if you Swallow that Tangrowth smoke. Also Coughin and Weezin, hey you might Machoke! So if someone says "Hey, want some dank Lombre?" Look 'em Dedenne the eye, and say NO WAY! I tell you Natu do drugs, but if someone's smoking Treecko, does that make them a bad person? Definitely no! I don't mean to carr-Yanma point in this verse is that alienating drug users makes things worse. Don't lock someone up if they take a Hitmonchan, and criminalizing addicts is a really bad plan. Big pharma is the root of our country's problem with opiate addiction. Golem.

Psychic: What the fuck.

[in-love-and-jeph]

Polygon release the full raw powerpoint challenge 2k19

[fantabulisticity]

Simone Polygon replied to me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I feel so valid 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[queerpontmercy]

clearly we can't be fooled: every one of my previous special interests has not been abandoned, but like a volcano lies dormant, ready to erupt again at any time