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I like to think that during pfl (using his s9 characterization, not s10) wash is the guy you go to when you want to know something (ah la a line in the fall of reach novel I believe where chief says the enlisted personnel always seem to know stuff bc wash is clearly enlisted).
he's in a position where he's privy to information from the higher-ups, and he's friendly enough with the lower rungs that he knows the gossip going around. as a bonus though, wash ain't no narc, so if you want that information you need to offer him something of equivalent exchange (consequently fueling the 'guy who knows things' thing). for example, north had to tell him about using equipment in the field in order to get him to tell him what his meeting with internals was about.
wash isn't the only guy who knows things, of course, but he's the guy who has the widest base of general knowledge. ct is also someone who knows things, but she's a lot more specific, and what she lacks in scale she more than makes up for with how in-depth her knowledge is. wash is where you learn about something from, ct is where you get all the juicy details (to the point of it almost being tmi). she also has an equivalent exchange policy, but people tend to be a bit more reluctant to get information from her because of what her knowledge is (and the borderline 'insane conspiracy theorist' energy doesn't help either).
florida? well...you don't wanna know what he knows. the cost is simply too high.
#rvb#red vs blue#agent washington#agent connecticut#agent florida#butch flowers#mine#not t/oaru#carolina technically has better higher-up info than wash but nobody is dumb enough to try and get ms hyper serious to talk#except york. he's generally not successful though but sometimes he gets enough for wash and ct to have a starting point to work from#wash and ct are a troublemaking duo but whenever they get in trouble they just so happen to not be around like some magicians#or if they are around theres nothing they can truly get in trouble for bc wash makes sure ct’s mouth doesn’t bite them in the ass#girl doesn't know how to be discreet but it's fine bc wash can gaslight gatekeep girlboss them out of most situations#and yet people STILL don't read him as the manipulative bastard he is. it drives ct insane tbh#they have a love/hate relationship with that aspect of each other. wash wishes he could boldly jump into things like ct and ct wishes she#could step back and wait like wash. but they're not very good at executing those attitudes bc wash needs to know everything he can b4 actin#but ct is comfortable diving in mostly blind so long as she's confident she'll learn what she needs to along the way#tumblr user eli tvckerwash once again yaps about wash and ct#yall wait. what if i tried rewriting the few s10 pfl wash scenes so they're more accurate to his r1-s9 characterization#hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm#also omg florida jumpscare
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Arthur and Gwen at a sports game
#drawing#art#digital art#arthur pendragon#gwen#guinevere#arwen#merlin bbc#arthur looked at her with big ass eyes and was like pls I wanna sit with you#and she was like ofc babe come sit just if you crush me to death you're carrying me home#and he's like I'd carry you all the way home even if you were completely at full health babe#all his friends are like uhm you are.so far from the game man#and Arthurs like the fuck is it to your dumbass I can see and hear just fine#and they're like but like why are—#and he's like bc you dumb fucks I wanna be with my WIFE#and then gwens friends are like babe would you please tell him no#and she's like duh I tell him no all the time but like why would I now? and like she's literally holding his big ass on her lap#and they're like tell him to get off of you#and she's like but…..but I want him with me#and they're like oh god how can two people be so equally whipped for each other y'all are fucki g ridiculous
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Met a new neighbor tonight, started talking about work.
Me: So yeah, I'm trying to work my way toward something more stable, especially because I have a queer nibling in Texas who might need a place to land.
Neighbor: NIBLING?
Me: Yes?
Neighbor: Is that one of your millennial words?
Me: (wondering what age I look rn because "millennial" sometimes means "kid" and it's too dark to see the gray in my hair) Not ... really? It's a gender-neutral term for, like, nieces and nephews. Like sibling, you know? If you have a brother and a sister, then you have siblings?
Neighbor: Yeah, but what's a nibling?
Me: In this case, it's one of my brother's kids. He has four of them.
Neighbor: ???
Me: One of them is ... kinda figuring some stuff out, gender-wise, so I'm using gender-neutral language for them until they ask me to use something different. Just giving them space, you know? They're a kid, they need some time. So: my brother has four kids, and I have three nephews and a nibling. (Decides not to mention bff's kids, whom I have also adopted as niblings.)
Neighbor: That's...
Me: (smiles desperately)
Neighbor: That's really kind of you. I've never even thought of that. That's a really good way to let them figure it out for themselves, you know?
Me: Exactly! It's not like I can figure it out for them, right? So I'm just holding space for however it shakes out.
Neighbor: They're lucky to have you.
Me: I'm trying. That's all I can do, right?
Neighbor: Nibling. That's a GOOD word.
Me: Yeah, I like it.
#sometimes it's nice here#niblings#goat nibling#it's amazing how far my cis ass can get with people on trans stuff by sounding mildly confused but very well-meaning#sentences like “I'm not an expert on X's gender but if anyone is it's probably X?” serve me well#also “idk I'm going by what the actual doctors say since they're doctors and stuff”#big “i don't expect you to know everything but i do expect you not to be a dick” energy#i learned this from my midwestern grandma who was also a moderately legendary local journalist#moderately legendary for getting people to tell her EVERYTHING presumably bc they assumed she was dumb#narrator: she was not in fact dumb
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finding old posts that imply or say chris is smart (i do think he's like of average intelligence) are so funny to me because like. he's def not the smartest he could be. walk with me for a second. while chris is not like, dumb to a fault, he makes really questionable decisions that someone who's sharp minded wouldn't make. take ashley, someone who's definitely smarter than him, telling him "you can't go out there chris!" when chris, blinded by this need to protect and save his friend, says he's gonna go out there despite the stranger Explaining why it's dangerous in the first place. chris seems to not put a lot of thought into it, only thinking about saving josh. yes it's a heroic thing to do but it Was really dumb at the same time, because he kind of ignored the perilous nature of it. even the stranger says "you don't seem to understand the magnitude of the situation" and honestly, chris didn't understand anything about the situation At all. obv who could i mean he's just a teenager. i say all this not to shit on him, but to just remind everyone that just because chris wears glasses does not mean he's smart lol
i kind of noticed a pattern that people wrote with him and josh's dynamic. chris is smart and josh is impulsive (to a degree josh Can be impulsive). but chris, as i said above, kinda puts no thought into serious situations, or any situation at all (he's prob too concerned with like trying to be funny honestly). now we go to josh, who's Described as "thoughtful", like that's him!!! id argue josh is the smarter one of the two, not to mention he constructed the entire prank by himself, as we all know like come on, and had to deal with some complicated machinery. like how was he not thought of to be the smarter one? chris has more moments in the game where he's such a dolt. i say this affectionately.
tldr, chris being kind of a dummy is actually like how he is and it's so weird to see him depicted as otherwise lol
(also he's a canon twitter user and addicted to his phone. do with that what you will)
#and more on him and josh.... they're not that different from each other besides this#chris only cares abt josh's inappropriate comments when they're about ashley#josh: chris is an ass (chris doesn't care) ashley's a dumb dumb (chris tweaks out)#like he kinda only cares abt ashley in that regard lol#i'm sure he's more often than not Entertaining josh's bullshit bc the two are BFFS of like 12 years#they're like two peas in a pod to me#until dawn#i'm not trying to seem hateful lol i'm sorry if i came across that way#at the end of the day if it's all in good fun i kind of don't care#but when people stand in this kind of mischaracterization i gotta like speak my mind lol
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"horikoshi confirms my hero academia's epilogue ends in 5 chapters"
(rant thing in tags)
#if yall think this is a sad reaction meme it's not#it's a “really?” meme#bc he there was so much to cover and now it's shorten to 5 chapters?#i have a feeling some higher ups did that but w/e#those chapters better be long and doesn't fool around and addresses the main points#what happened to the villians the corruption of hero society and the mysterious guy and the future of hero society#bc if it is some nonsense i wouldn't be surprised#the official ending not counting the epilogue was ass#i'm not even saying that as a tomura fan it was just. ASS#like for once this dumb fanbase agreed that entire fight was ass#i still think the 2nd war arc sucks and i'm just nervous for what these 5 chps entail#or maybe they're not bc he said the epilogues would be long idfk#i've been in this fanbase for 4 years but i can't imagine how longer term fans feel this was just. fucking ass#i've always had mixed opinions of horikoshi's writing but never lost faith in the writing but i kind of have#i'm choosing to be on hopium still so let's hope!#mha#my hero academia
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Hi! I saw that you mentionned scrivener in your latest post and I've been meaning to try it. Is it good? I'm a one-doc-per-chapter kind of person so I wonder if it would work for me.
hi, sorry for the somewhat late reply, i wanted to include some screenshots to make my explanation a little clearer but didn't have the energy to sit down for it properly before now. if you're a one-doc-per-chapter writer i definitely think you should consider it! scrivener's most important feature, i think, is that it gives you:
the opportunity to split up your writing any way you want, whether per chapter, per scene, or even per paragraph...
...but all your writing is always within immediate reach, and you can restructure it whichever way you want.
to make that a little clearer, i've included a picture from my own work. scrivener is mostly geared towards creative writing, but i use it for my dissertation and that works very well too. this is the general interface, where you can see i've been writing an introduction:
scrivener's most important feature, to me, is its 'binder', which is this bit:
at the top, you'll see 'draft' - this is the entirety of the project you're working on. in this case, that's my dissertation. underneath, you see a little book, called 'introduction' - that's a main part of the draft. and underneath that, you can see a couple of folders and documents. that's all the different parts of my introduction. you can create as many folders and put as many different documents in those folders as you want. what i find incredible about this, is that i have an overview of all my topics, and that i can switch between all my different topics without having to open different documents OR put all my shit in one big document, which always makes me lose my way completely. and if i feel like restructuring my text? well, i can go to the binder, and drag the texts to another spot there.
since you like to work by chapter, you could just structure your binder like that in a way that works for you, but you'd still have access to all your other work if there's ever a moment when you need to refer back to it. or if you're working on multiple chapters at the same time, you can just switch between them.
something else that has helped me a lot is the 'research' part of the binder:
the 'research' part is meant for you as a writer to put down all your resources - your pdfs, your images, whatever you're using as reference while you're writing. now, because im writing an academic text and need more references than the average (fan)fiction writer, im using zotero as a reference manager. instead, im using the reserach folder to store my writing plans so i can reference and update them there. you see that 'reorganisation' folder there: it's also where i store my texts when i notice that the current structure is not working at all and i need to start over - but in such cases i don't need to write all the text itself from scratch again. this way i can keep everything within easy reach and copy-paste in the same document (you can split your screen within the program, and work in two documents at once).
what's also great are the tools. in programs like word or google docs you'll find some of these, but not all. as you can see, the first symbol leads to a sidebar where you can put a synopsis for the specific text you're working on, and it lets you add notes. the second one lets you add bookmarks to your text, like texts or references you want within reach immediately. the third one lets you add specific metadata or tags. the fourth lets you make snapshots; scrivener saves all your work immediately, but if you're about to make a big change, you can create a snapshot and roll back to that if it's not working out after all. finally, there's the comments, which speak for itself. all the way down the bar you'll also see that you can label texts ('no label' here, there's a colour system) and note what part of the writing progress this part of the text is at.
what i personally like very much is the bar at the top that now says 'opening 2.0'. you can see a light blue bar at the bottom of it: that indicates my writing progress. you can set a writing goal in number of words for your project. for my entire 'introduction', that's 8000 words, and as you can see im nearly there. if you hover over the 'opening 2.0' bar, it'll shift to show you the number of words you've written AND the number of words you've written in that specific writing session like so: 7300/8000 | 345. what i like is that it counts the actual words written - if i've deleted a sentence, my count goes down again. that's useful for me because i tend to think 'oh i've written so much today' while all i've been doing is tiny edits for 2 hours, but not actually put down more words.
there's MUCH more that scrivener offers, but i can't explain it all here. they offer a free trial for 30 days, and it comes with a practice document that explains all the features to you by making you work in the program. id recommend giving that a try if you're interested! the program is expensive (it cost me 70 euros) but it's absolutely been worth it for me. i used to have long-ass documents with half-finished paragraphs and snippets of thoughts and sentences all over, and this has helped me structure my texts more easily while also not cluttering my workspace with loose thoughts and ideas because i have more places to put them now.
#asks#long ass posts by ME feat. dumb opera shit#annotation is kinda ehh btw. like there's in-text and footnotes options but bc i use zotero they're not that great for me#there's a zotero extenstion but it's difficult to add if you're a luddite like me so i use the comments to put author and page no. instead#then i add the actual footnotes in word once i've converted the file
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god... I love the feeling of getting over myself and talking to a REALLY cool artist who I admire a lot and becoming friends with them, and then being comfortable enough to share a few wips, and then accidentally reveal lore to them
#let's see#emimii and lunar-eclipse-bunnies and marsipain and twigs-sprigs and roselock22 and pastelpoltergeist and acidsaladd and splashtail and#whitexisneutral and the list goes on really#not gonna tag them bc. I don't want to bother them with a dumb ol post but uh.#go show them alll a lot of love they're ALL awesome#every time I see art from one of them#I REALLY wanna draw smth too#they're all ppl who inspired me in some way to better my art. ALL of them#esp pastelpoltergeist they were like. my 5th follower#they've been supporting my ass for years#OH btw uh. sorry wxn I havent actually shared anything w u dgjdiogjirorjiodjhtr#you're cool tho so. u go on this list <333
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I am going to need that rewrite on my desk by tomorrow, 12 point font, times new roman, double spaced
noOOOOOO IT'S TOO MUCH WORK!!! I DON'T HAVE TIME AND I DON'T CARE ENOUGH........ girl help!
my rewrite where uhhhhhhhhhh. everything is the same except the writers actually care about female characters. a lot of decisions were made because of actresses no longer being available so plotlines like fish's are more or less the same but like, Ivy either gets to grow up normally or is never a child at the beginning to start with (you can go the weird plant body route if you have to keep her relatively younger since this is a prequel ig), and I don't... even know what to make of KK or Isabella, and Sofia should just be fucking. dont tell me there isn't a single female italian bodybuilder who can act, I don't believe you. let her be buff. let her take up space. let her be huge and wear vintage fashion.
also Oswald is fat and trans
#the problem is that largely i think gotham should suck ass#the only thing that really drives me up the fucking wall is the like. obvious sexism#every fully disposable female character makes me evil#i dont know what they were on about the riddler fangirl and i've chosen not to examine it bc i suspect you had to be there#in order to understand what whoever wrote that was mad about specifically. i can't stand that shit#'we have to openly mock some actually harmless aspect of our fanbase' ok but can you do it without being weird and sexist '🧍♂️'#but generally? the Stupid plotlines the Really dumb crap#whatever the fuck gordon is doing from episode to episode#...it builds character. i wasn't paying attention to most of it anyway#hey real quick look me in the eyes#there was something there. i hate the galavan arc so much but there was something there.#a sympathy. a kinship between tabitha and silver. tabitha was groomed for a role the same way silver is being groomed and she recognizes#the childish desire to please authority figures in their stupid bullshit organization even though silver can't see it because she's still l#living in it#did you guys see that? because i saw it#and it's in the middle of like. one of the worst arcs in the show#(the arc is fine the actor who plays theo is just so like. he has no charisma at all and something is Off about the whole thing bc of it)#oh wait no yeah actually. the stuff with silver is kind of hard to watch bc it would be interesting if they wanted to examine it#but it's a stupid drama series so it's just a love triangle even though she's a pretty sad character even within the writing in this show#and silver never comes back. and she doesn't need to bc they wouldnt know how to treat her#but did you guys see that too?#I like tabitha#anyway that arc is bad but i do think sometimes about silver saying 'my favorite animal is a dolphin bc they're magic'#and for a second bruce forgets the situation and looks like he's going to snap#exclusively because she said something factually incorrect about an animal#what was i talking about again
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I can cross "threw up over the side of a boat" off my bucket list now :D
BUT IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT WE CAUGHT A SHARK
#I was out trawling today w/ my marine invert class#for like 8 hours today trying to fish up inverts. Squids and crabs and stuff like that#which we found a lot of!!! But we also got a shark on accident and that was really funny#not just bc It's A Whole Shark but bc they're like really hard to find this time of year in this area#bro was just chilling too#we put him back tho don't worry we just checked him for parasites first#anyways like 6 hours into the trip the water got like. Suuuuper choppy#and this dumb ass did NOT take his dramamine#thank god the wind was strong enough it didn't get all over me. That boat needs a clean tho#OH OH WE ALSO GOT A HUGE ASS JELLYFISH MID-DIGESTION#you could see the fish whole trapped inside the jelly. We got to watch it get digested :3#science is Pretty Cool#crane-talk
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filtering dungeon meshi tag because i've seen enough <3
#i dont have a problem with spoilers in fact i think they're important to improve the income experience (hype)#but some of yall already posting big pages after s2 announcement jesus#my dumb ass already spoiled myself a lot of things bc i didn't plan to watch/read dm but cmon now#i want to discover the peaks myself
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damn y'all work really does got me Tired About Eyeballs
#living the optician in training life#I am literally so tired#human interaction at a new job is especially draining#I know I'll get used to it soon but GODDAMN man#some folks are just so skeezy#no you cannot have free trial contacts when your prescription expired 4 years ago and you haven't even been in for an exam#why not? because you are Stupid and if you fuck something up while wearing the expired prescription and we gave it to you#then your dumb ass will blame us and we will be sued#it may be a prescription for your eyes but IT IS STILL A MEDICAL PRESCRIPTION THAT YOU MUST RECEIVE FROM A DOCTOR#you can't go to your doctor and ask for medicine for an illness you had 4 years ago#so why would you expect different from us?#shit changes in 4 years#the audacity of some if these ignorant entitled fuckos#and we have a really affordable basic deal on an exam and two pairs of eyeglasses!#70 bucks for the whole shebang!#it's almost always better than what insurance covers!#and then people want to get all the add ons and special materials and go full on surprised pikachu face when it's not the same price anymore#they're called add ons because they ADD ON#they are not usually necessary unless you live a certain lifestyle that makes them worth the investment#but if you need something affordable in order to see and function and not end up killing yourself driving#then the basic plan is an insanely good and affordable deal!#i used the very same deal prior to being hired!#i have my main glasses and a whole ass backup pair#and some people just#do not get it#they think they can get something ~special~ or that their insurance just HAS to be better bc it's insurance#please you guys learn to think freely and critically#okay rant over#tate talks#work tales
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bro is this gonna happen every semester bc a bitch does not need this LMAOOO imma collect em like fuckn pokemon cards
#it's at like. 2.5#sigh. I'll sit down and write it bc at the rate I'm going uh. yeah#ayyyyyyyyy#im being vague as fuck rn bc the thought of any of my friends knowing is ah. heh#'my girl is fine' your girl is using fiction as an unhealthy coping mechanism#they're all the stupidest shit too. this is so fucking dumb good god#i will also never tell anyone. this won't backfire Trust Me#Trust#anyways. I have several semesters left so I guess we're gonna see how close this gets LMAOOO#when I graduate a college list I'm gonna make a tier list and it will be funny to me Only and to no one else#can't believe that treating the symptoms didn't fix the problem actually. What's up with that#anyways my math final is Wednesday and I have soo much shit 2 do and my lazy ass has done NOTHINGGG#pray 4 me. God today was unproductive#actually no I did get my hair cut so now I look more like a dyke which was my goal#still not much :///#lilac post#you know it babeyyyyy#anyways. hm.
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Galaxy brain time at Witcher ttrpg, and our general experiences with the homebrew city campaign party dynamic. (I bought a slightly better armor last session!!! will make an attempt to infuse it more often lmao)
#2023 art#ttrpg arts#all my characters are impulsive and dumb of ass even if they're really smart just bc i am also impulsive and dumb of ass#dhisra ferch mor#johann kasper aljier#campaign: witcher#campaign: usvat
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me. everyday. bc people literally just be yappin at me.
#fed UP wit customers today#literally getting me in trouble bc they're so fucking dumb#some pushy ads couple ended up getting me in trouble by talking at me about some stupid as shii and making me give 'em reward points#ok but fr#these people start talking at me like i've got three heads bc they didn't tell me they were recycling ink/toner#(lo and behold it's not even toner i can actually take from them)#(AND im only supposed to give them ten recycling credits)#but these pushy ass bitches just keep yapping at me about getting their rewards#god i hope i can wait on them next time they're in and give them a big smiling bugs bunny No.#bc FUCK. YOU.🖕🖕🖕#mice can draw#my art#artists on tumblr
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Yknow what I'm gonna make a Jackie lives au
#she still gets really close to freezing#maybe even loses some fingers to frostbite#(that way there can still be homoerotic body part eating. although that might be grosser than what we get in canon. bc yknow. frostbite)#but Shauna gets her head out of her ass#or Taissa is more convincing#or Nat and Travis come back#so they get her inside in time#she and Shauna are so tense for so long#but something happens#and they start to make up#maybe the rest of the girls make them#eventually they both come to their own realizations#(the others definitely have to help with this post. they're so dumb)#and get together#Jackie definitely coparents WilderBaby#and in this au maybe the baby even lives#post rescue Jackie definitely buys some of those cringy dad shirts#about how cool it is to be a dad#or specifically those step dad ones#oh god I need to draw that#Yellowjackets tag
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i know tumblr is the home of "we piss on the poor" reading comprehension, but really, at least we're all still lightyears ahead of fucking reddit
#vent post#why am i still on that godforsaken website#home of the most ass-backwards numbskulls on the planet#me: pitbulls tend towards aggression bc of selective breeding not bc they have any actual cognitive capacity to choose evil#one of those ''KILL ALL SHITBULLS'' weirdos: you IDIOT you don't think SHITBULLS are dangerous? you want them to BABYSIT YOUR KIDS???#you fucking nincompoop i literally opened my post saying that they're aggressive. you are literally making up A Guy to be angry with rn#and note i'm being VERY generous here in assuming this is a problem in reading comprehension#and not someone who genuinely believes that dogs are capable of the moral reasoning required to comprehend good and evil#over the theory of selective breeding#which lbr. this is reddit. it's possible that this individual and his handful of upvotes ARE that dumb.#fucking cesspool of a website. when it's not being racist/queerphobic/misogynistic it's just being unbelievably stupid.
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