#bc they're cute and i like being able to hold them and toss them around

[dangans-ur-ronpas]

enough figurine merch of big tiddied women in thigh highs and revealing skirts. give me a rag doll of that bastard right there so i can run that fool over in my car

[honey-minded-hivemind]

I could see h2 no au reader having octopus tentacles bc im biased and have fixated on octopi’s before bc of another fandom and they’re pretty cool too!

octo mer reader would have to struggle with their constantly moving tentacles that seem to have a mind of their own

the platonic yans and reader’s friends would need to deal with reader being able to contort their tentacles into any small hiding space their uper half can fit in

i also imagine octo mer reader would have a tendency to tinker around with whatever junk they find bc of those videos of octopi’s using litter they find in the ocean to build homes and such and also a love of puzzles because of octopi having been known to be vary intelligent creatures that are capable of braking out of their inclosures when put in aquariums

i could also see reader having the tail and some of the traits of a moray eel bc they’re neat lil sea noodles too

Those are good ideas! And I love octopi, too! They're so cute and squishy and bloody!

Octopus Mer/Siren Reader would struggle a bit, because instead of having two legs, or a tail, they have eight wriggling, suction-cup lined tentacles, and they're hard to control at times. Reader feels anxious, their tentacles start writhing and curling against each other. They're scared, they're inching into everh crevice and crack they can find. They're angry, they start picking up rocks and shells like a ball they plan to toss at someone. And they can create clouds of ink. Which feels weird, because what. The. H*ck. How... how do they even do that? Reader is trying to swim with their friends, and has to have help because they keep getting distracted and trying to pick up stray shells and junk, wanting to make something or collect it, and their friends just have to keep reminding them to go with the flow. Reader sees the platonic yans, and is immediately dragging thenself across rocks and out of the water to get away, like a scared wet kitten or spider, and the platonic yans are trying to caox them back into the water with shiny rocks and fresh seafood and promises of a safe, dark napping place. Reader, if they were an octopus mer/siren, would love puzzles! All kinds of puzzles! Little wooden ones, jigsaw puzzles, even some word puzzles! Their friends like doing them with Reader, because it's perfect team bonding and Reqder is happy, so why not? Especially if they can do it in mer form!

Littlr eel mer/siren Reader would be a wiggly bean, just trying to figure out how to keep going, and trying to snag some food for their friends. They love hiding, and especially love hide-and-seek! They just... they don't really know how to deal with a such a long tail. The platonic yans are happy to seek Reader when they're hiding, and will do their best to grab their noodle of a pup, but it gives even them a swim for their pearls as they try to hold such a little wiggle worm! Eel mer/siren Reader would be good at curling up, and would just wrap themswlf around their friends if they were cold or scared. They're a good noodle!

(Reader would have a hard time with whatever tail they had, but it's always interesting when they have one that's different from most fish/sea creatures!)

[evansbby]

for my own sanity i need to know what position/how omega and steve fall asleep when they’re together and on their own !! on their own i feel like omega would have his shirt as a pillowcase and steve would be soo perverted like hold her panties in his hand and suck on them or smn 😭😭

Well, when they're together, they usually fall asleep with Steve's face buried in her neck with her stroking his hair!! (i'd add the cute eyes emoji here but i'm on my laptop rip) ORR, he picks her up and places her on his chest and holds her tightly!! They also spoon, and Steve is usually the big spoon but occasionally he can be the small spoon too (although he won't admit it).

If they are alone, Steve literally can't even sleep. So he just lies there flat on his back and stares at the ceiling. He attempts to sleep but cannot sleep without her so he tosses and turns and gets frustrated and punches his pillow. Then, he gets his phone out and jacks off to his stash of inappropriate pics and videos he has of her. Then he just stares at pictures of her but his body just won't let him sleep. So then he gives up and goes to work out or something, and barely gets any sleep at all.

Omega also has trouble sleeping alone but she is able to do it since she is used to coping with being alone. But she avoids sleeping bc she has nightmares unless Steve is there sleeping with her. But to trick her body into thinking Steve IS there, she has Steve Jr cuddled close, with her nose against his fur. She also nests with Steve's clothes folded and arranged around her, and she wears his jersey, and yes, as you said, she'd even use his jersey as a pillowcase. It's not as good as having him there, but it's close enough!

[crazyf0rswayze]

Dating Andrew Clark Hc's

-would let you wear his varsity jacket

-would let you wear his hoodies

-if you guys got Saturday detention together....idfk how that would go it would be crazy

-andy is PDA sometimes so if u guys were stuck together for 8 hrs

-he would NOT be able to keep his hands off you

-but at the same time he's not PDA

-it depends on what mood he's in

-would probably try and run off with you

-john would definitely tease you guys

-brian would be like wtf is going on with you two

-allison would giggle at you guys bc she would think it's funny how Andy always wants his hands on you

-clair would get mad and scoff n sh!t bc let's be honest it's annoying to watch

-andy likes to try and tickle you

-when you guys are at home and playing around he shows off how easy it is to pin you

-he would like toss you and pin you on the couch n stuff

-goes to parties with you

-if you guys go to a party his arm in around your waist the entire night

-if you guys have classes together he would try and sit next to you all the time

-little notes in class like,

-'youre so pretty' and definitely some 'babe what's the answer?'

-also some 'hey, wanna go out with me' as if you guys aren't already dating

-teacher would have to separate him from you and he would complain after class

-'wtf! I can't sit with my girlfriend!?' 'andy you were being such a distraction!'

-if you guys didn't have classes together he would run up behind you and pick you up

-this man is so romantic and also cheesy

-its a little 'coded' by other characters but like...come on he seems so sweet when he's not mad

-bc he was mad the entire movie.

-like be was so sweet and happy with Allison when they got together so...ya

-he would kiss you in the halls and hold you hand in the halls

-would let you sit with him at lunch and if his "friends" teased you he would tell them off and move to a different table

-would hold you and rock you if you cried

-if he cried n you found him he would be mad and he would try n walk away because he's supposed to be tough

-anyway....

-loves going on cute little dates

-movies, picnics, dinner, cuddle at home and talk about ur day!

-carries some of your favorite snacks with him in case you get hungry

-like in the halls if you say you're hungry he'll js pull out like a fricking granola bar...and another from a pocket

-'oh here you guys hun!' 'andy since when!?'

-is probably how that'd go

-he likes buying you little gifts. Like anything that makes him think of you

-'oh here I got you this little necklace. I know you like teddy bears so it has a little bear charm on it!'

-sweetest man ever!

Sorry they kinda suck! I haven't watched the movie in a little bit! I hope they're ok!