#bc there can never be too many freckles on the dash!

[jerswayman]

trent! frederic! sparkly! eyes! and! freckles! appreciation!

[yandere-daydreams]

I think Dottore would force-hybridfy his darling, as in surgically becoming an incredibly dependent hybrid bc he wanted a new pet or whatever

tw - !!nonconsensual body modification!!!, nonconsensual touching, kidnapping, and unbalanced power dynamics.

to be fair, it isn't just because he thinks you'd look cuter with a fluffy tail and twitching ears. treating a human the way he wants to treat you is complicated. when you lock a human in a cage, wrap a collar around their neck and dress them up in flimsy, practically transparent costumes masquerading as clothes, people tend to do things like 'call the police' and 'take back your degree', but when you do the same things to a hybrid, no one bats an eye. it's unfair, really, that the same rules his menagerie of test subjects beloved pets live by don't apply to you, the assistant he just recently brought on to help around one of his more public-safety approved loss. you're such a doe-eyed thing, always tripping over your own feet and messing up your calculations whenever he so much as glances your way. it's only a shame you don't have the antlers to match.

you're less than agreeable to the process, but that's never stopped him before. altogether, it's a relatively noninvasive procedure - just a few shots, a minor cosmetic surgery or two, a dash of DNA splicing where your genes don't match up with his vision of what you ought to be. he makes sure you're comfortable, lets you sleep in one of his many observational rooms rather than the elaborate enclosure you'll soon prefer, and when you inevitably start to act like the animal you're meant to be, to bite at his fingertips and kick out when he tries to perform your daily full-body inspection, he takes it in-stride, opts to restrain and sedate you like an animal, too. he does intend to strain you properly, but that can wait until later on. your white freckles are just starting to come in, and yesterday, he found budding antlers beginning to poke through your scalp. you've lost a bit of your former eloquence, too, and he can tell you're thinking less, relying on instinct more, like any proper hybrid would. it's a shame you don't see the artistry in his work, but he's proud enough for the both of you. he's sure, once you let go of the stands of your humanity, you'll come around.

he's sure that, once you're no longer recognizable as anything near human, no one would have the heart to take his precious pet away from him.

[slattern-femina]

we become the flowers

A/N: yet another upload from my ao3 bc I like writing about ghouls <3

Summary:

Phantom had a hard day.

A hard day is followed by an accident, leaving him bloody and sore, and feeling like a stupid little ghoul who takes up too much space, while being a waste of space.

Luckily- three ghouls happen to come to the rescue to remind Bug how truly special he is. Rain, Mountain, and Dew are here to save the day.

⋆·˚ ༘ *

Phantom didn’t know how he got hurt. 

Well, he did know. He was just embarrassed to admit it. It was just him being clumsy, tripping and falling down the stairs of the abbey in the nighttime when it was dark because he wanted water. 

Today was hard. He felt like he made countless mistakes during rehearsals. While no one chewed him out, he could see their weary eyes and sighs every time they had to restart. 

He flinched every time. God, why was he so useless? 

He had opted out of eating dinner- instead hiding in his room. No one had come to get him- why would they? 

He sat curled up on his bed, hidden under piles of blankets and pillows, in one of Dew’s old band shirts. Even Dew didn’t come up. He must be tired of him. 

A few hours later, when he finally emerged to get water and subsequently tumbled, he smacked his head on the stairs and fell on his ankle, rolling it, before flailing on the floor, his ribs taking a beating from the unforgiving stone stairs. 

“Ah- crap,” He moans and sits up in an embarrassing pile on the floor. He frowns, his lips going into a deep pout, as he feels so stupid for doing that—dumb feet. 

He can feel something hot and wet spilling out of the gash on his eyebrow and his nose. He runs his thumb over the blood, frowning. He doesn’t bleed often- it’s a foreign feeling to him. It’s a dark burgundy, running down his purple fingers and into his mouth. It tastes like pennies, like copper. 

He scrambles up - there’s a bathroom just off the rec room down the hall, he can slip in there and get rid of the blood. 

He doesn’t want anyone to see him, because it was a stupid and clumsy mistake for him to have done.

He feels like he always makes mistakes. So many mistakes. 

He’s just a useless, stupid ghoul. 

He tiptoes past the room, hearing Dewdrop’s and Mountain’s laugh, and Rain talking. The three are sitting on the couch in front of the fire, Rain sitting with his legs propped on Mountain, and Dew perched on the back of the couch. The small fire ghoul whacks Mountain with his tail. 

Phantom takes a breath and tries to jolt past the rec room without them seeing him. 

Mountain hears Phantom’s footsteps as he’s trying to sneak by. The large ghoul turns in his direction, grinning. “Hey- little bug, come settle a bet for us, also, we have your dinner,”

Phantom shakes his head and bolts- down to the bathroom and away from them before they can notice his stupid face, his feet hurrying, causing a rattling noise to be heard in the hall. 

All three of them quikly look curiously after him. Bug never does that, he never runs away from them. 

It’s Dewdrop who notices drops of blood on the floor and his heart sinks. “Oh, shit-“ he breathes before launching himself over the couch and dashing after the quintessence ghoul, Mountain and Rain in tow. 

Mountain is quickest, slipping into the bathroom before Phantom can shut the door. The startled ghoul tries to hide his face, humiliated and sore, but soft blue hands grab him, tugging it away so they can see the damage done. Rain stares at him intently, worried etched in his features. 

All three ghouls gasp- as blood is streaming down the purple ghoul’s face, from his eyebrows to nose, and his eye is swelling and a bruise forming on his cheek. The blood covers his pretty freckles, marring him a muddy brown on his sweet face. 

“Bug- what happened?! Did someone do this to you?!” Mountain nearly screams as he grabs a tissue and wipes his face. 

Phantom is acutely aware of how much pain he is in, and how humiliated he is, and tears start welling in his eyes and he just shakes his head. “No. No… You’ll think I’m so stupid,” Phantom chokes out. Of course, they would think he’s dumb for making such a trivial mistake. Young, dumb, a poor excuse of a quintessence ghoul after they had someone like Aether. 

He’s just not enough. Phantom tries to pull away, but Mountain gently grabs his waist, steadying him and holding him close to his huge body. The giant man leans down, so he is level with Phantom. “Hey. Don’t do that, don’t close yourself off from us,”

Dew can see the spiralling of the sweet ghoul, and he grabs him tight. Phantom is still learning how to navigate his world and it brings heavy emotions that he struggles to grapple with. “Did you have an accident?”

Phantom finally breaks down, amethyst tears rolling down his face, mingling with the blood. Dew is holding his hands away from his face and Phantom finally nods, sniffling. “You must think I’m so stupid,” 

Mountain frowns at the accusation. “Why would you say that…”

“I fuck up all the time,” Phantom snuffles quietly, wiping his face. 

Rain is beside him, leaning over, his fingers gently grazing over the mating bite on the boy's pretty freckled neck, and Phantom shivers.  

“Phantom, don’t be upset- I fuck up all the time,” Rain tries to assure quietly by calling out his own faults. 

Dew nods, his thumb wiping the tears away on his cheek. “Yeah, bug, don't worry. Rain is right, he does fuck up all the time, and we still love him," 

“Jackass,” Rain sneers and swats Dew hard on the head, before turning back to look at Phantom, and he begins sponging the blood away. 

“Why are you feeling like this all of a sudden?” Rain asks quietly, tucking Phantom’s dark curl behind his ear. 

Phantom just sighs and looks at the ground, not wanting to talk anymore for the time being. Rain recognizes his behaviour, and he frowns, before leaning forward and pressing his forehead against the little bug’s. 

He can’t fix the bug’s sometimes fragile self-confidence, he wishes he could. But; he does know how he, Dew, and Mountain can help. 

“Come on. We haven’t had a date night for you in a while, and you deserve it,” Rain says firmly, grabbing Phantom’s hips and spinning him out of the bathroom. 

The quintessence ghoul squeals in surprise. “Hey, wait- what?!” 

Dew smiles, his hand resting on the small of Phantom’s back. “Fucking great idea, let’s go,”

And with that, all three quickly fall into place. Mountain goes to the kitchen, gathering some food that he knows Phantom likes. Chips, apples, and sandwiches. He also grabs a bottle of whiskey. 

The giant shuffles back up to Dew’s room; where they typically congregate when in a group. Dew has turned his little quarters into a cozy, warm nest. The entire room is covered in pillows and blankets; rich, soft fabrics. Records lay strewn about, with his guitars showcased and papers with music notes on each surface. 

Rain is sitting with Phantom in the nest, tucking the young ghoul into the burgundy blankets. Both ghouls are in thick hoodies, with the hoods up, and curl up together. Dew is pulling his long blond hair up, to keep it out of Rain’s sometimes twitching fingers. Dew grabs the laptop he has and begins scrolling through the movies before settling on a stupid, animated comedy that none of them will be watching. 

Mountain walks over, kneeling beside Phantom and piling a plate full of food to make up for the missed dinner. Phantom pokes out, tentatively eating small bites as he still feels emotional. Dew slides in between Phantom and Mountain, and the large earth ghoul presses kisses along Phantom’s cheekbones, nearly crushing Dew in the process. 

The stompy fire ghoul frowns and elbows Mount in the ribs. “Hey! Don’t squish me! You can kiss him after,” Dew snaps and curls into Phantom’s waist, one arm strewn over the boy as he eats. 

Rain glances at the two, before he turns and focuses on Phantom. The water ghoul and bug have a special bond, more so than anyone else. Besides Dew, Rain and Phantom bonded so quickly, and it was Rain who gave Phantom his first mating bite. He feels the young ghoul so vivdly- and the water ghoul frowns at how harsh Phantom is being on himself. 

“You know we are proud of you, right?” Rain asks quietly, his tone softer than normal. 

Phantom sighs, shaking his head. “No… you had Aether- how can I ever be him-”

Rain puts his hand on Phantom’s knee, squeezing it hard. “Bug, we love Aether. But we don’t want you to be Aether. We want you to be you . We just want bug. We don’t want you to try to be anyone else because you don’t need to be. You are you. And that’s everything you need to be,” 

Phantom buries his face into his hoodie, covering the tears, but the words sink in. 

They just want him to be him. And he is good enough. 

Phantom has to bite down tears, as the waves of emotion wash over him. Phantom always feels emotions heavily, they’re intense for the powerful ghoul. 

Rain wraps his long arms around the ghoul's torso as he tugs the bug closer to him, hugging him tightly into his torso and letting him cry as he needs to. Rain sighs heavily, kissing Phantom’s forehead. There’s a noticeable sag in his shoulders and the thought the boy could be anything other than joyful practically breaks his heart.

Dew and Mountain also end up hugging him, whatever part they can reach. Mountain just wrapped his huge arms around Dew and Phantom, nuzzling his face into the fire ghoul's neck. 

“Oh! I forgot I got you something,” Dew exclaims and wriggles out from under the pile of arms and blankets, not an easy task, considering Phantom pouts and tries to hold on to him. 

With as much grace as a newborn giraffe, Dew finally tumbles out of bed, before nearly crashing face-first into the ground. “Shitfuckdammit-” and is only saved by Mountain’s hand steadying his waist. 

Phantom watches him; he trips and falls too. 

Dewdrop goes to his dresser, yanking open the oak doors, before pulling out a bouquet of flowers. Phantom sits up, the bright colours attracting his gaze immediately. Cirrus often refers to Phantom as a magpie, with his fascination for bright colours and shiny things. A young soul- seeing the world for the first time through beautiful, bright eyes. 

Dew brings over the bouquet consisting of pink, red, yellow, and orange blooms and is laced with fragrant eucalyptus leaves. It was the most beautiful bouquet Phantom had ever seen. His hands reach for it, gasping happily as Dew hands it to him. 

Mountain smirks. “Oh Dew, you romantic. I knew you love shit like that,” 

Dew blushes, steam rising out of his ears. “Shut up, Mount. It’s because he likes pretty things,” 

Phantom is enthralled in the blooms but nods at Dew’s words. “That’s why I like you so much,” the quintessence ghoul says nonchalantly. 

Dew’s cheeks flame red. 

As Dew nestles back beside his bug, warmth and light seem to once again seep out of Phantom. It spills into the small living area, making the room warm and full of life again. 

Rain watches carefully; it almost seems like things seem to come to life around the quintessence ghoul, the flowers, despite being cut and dead, nearly perk up in his hands. Interesting, as if he quietly instructed them to. 

Phantom begins pressing fevered kisses to Dew’s lips, nearly ignoring the other two, but Rain just glances at Mountain and shrugs, before crawling over to get into the earth ghoul's lap, his hands going to his sandy hair as he kisses him, greedily, too. 

Mountain moans, as Phantom’s hands begin running down Dew’s tight stomach, making the fire ghoul whine. “Well, I guess Phantom feels better,” 

Rain unscrews the whiskey bottle and takes a swig, before pouring some into Mountain’s mouth. “Yep, he sure does. Go us. Now let’s go fuck,” 

“ Ah . My ever-romantic water ghoul.”

originally on: we become the flowers - hiraethnefarious - Ghost (Sweden Band) [Archive of Our Own]

[motthe]

Hi hi! Super duper congrats on graduating, that's no easy feat!!! Def ride that high, you deserve it!! <3<3 I just saw your Izuku story and omg, the way you wrote him...!!! <3 <3 Absolutely no worries if you've no time/energy, but I wanted to request a Mer!Izuku and human fem!reader, sea caves as location, acts of courting and... 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ XDXDXD Again no worries if youre not up for it ^_^ Love following your blog and writing!!

after the just amazing fanart from the last prompt i just have to write for you again bc that was so sweet and just such a bright start to my day, waking up and see that on my dash. I hope you enjoy this next one!! I made it extra spicy accidently bc brain goes vrrr. so that being said:

18+ or older only!!! Minors will be blocked for interacting with this post!!

want to request? click HERE

mer!izuku x human!fem!reader (could also be gn!reader, not very body specific) + sea caves + acts of courting + 🌶️

Despite twisting around in bed all night, you woke to the break of dawn with more than enough energy. Your first free day in ages and to make things better, Izuku had promised a surprise.

Now that summer was here you had an inkling, he’d finally allow you to swim with him. He never risked getting you sick but with the sun out and the heat near unbearable with more than one layer on, he’d have to give in to your wishes.

The walk down the secluded cove is tricky but you know every dip and turn by heart now after so many visits. You wear a cotton dress with some trousers and a simple shirt underneath to keep things simple. Your skirt flaps in the gentle ocean breeze, sun already warming your skin. The sand is hot against your feet so you tread quickly to the tidepools keeping an eye out for boats or any nearby explorers like yourself so long ago. 

With no one in sight you strip your dress and hide it in a dry space to grab later. From there, you take the edge of the flat rocks, watching for barnacles and sea urchins hiding in puddles. You whistle a short tune, knowing it reaches deeper than you yelling his name. A wave breaks over the higher rocks and splashes over you. The coolness is refreshing. 

Izuku appears just as you reach the drop off, thick green hair keeping most curls despite being soaked constantly. You hope it dries enough at some point today that you can braid it. The strands look long enough. 

“Morning!” he chirps, his usual sling stretching across his toned chest, weaved from kelp and whatever else merpeople make use of. Any trinket you bring or he passes to you for questioning is kept there. “Are you ready for your surprise?”

“Do I finally get to swim with you?” you ask, leaning over him and smiling. “You better say yes; I’m already wearing the garments for it!”

He laughs, freckles dancing on his cheeks as he squints up at you. The sun must be blinding for him, you think, but really its just you bringing him so much joy his eyes can’t help but almost close in glee. 

“Where we’re going there’s no choice but to swim,” he says, offering a hand and bowing. “I’m happy to escort you there, my lady.”

You know he’s teasing. Regardless, a heat works its way into your cheeks, one even the sun can’t rival. 

“Why thank you, kind sir.” You play along, all too happy to slip your hand into his. One too many times you’ve studied those fingers, strong and scarred and beautiful. They brought his stories to life, jumping with his words and pointing out things you’d have never noticed without him. Now that you get to feel them under your own, it’s a bit overwhelming. Not being able to swim together doesn’t leave much opportunity to touch him. You can’t work up the courage unless you’re passing him objects or food, but blessedly you’ve had many clumsy “accidents” to at least brush against him. 

Jumping into the water, a chill jolts up your spine before you steadily grow used to it. All the heat you soaked in on the walk down dissolves, replaced with Izuku’s warmth as he guides your arms around his neck, your front to his back. His tail slides against your legs every so often, scales soft against your skin. You smile into his shoulder for a moment as he gets situated and hum in agreement when he asks if you’re ready to depart. 

“There's going to be a few times we have to go under but it won’t be for long,” he says, dragging you through the waves and towards the riskier side of the shore that slopes into dangerous cliff sides. 

“I trust you,” you tell him, a bit lost in the way your bodies move together under the water. You don’t bother trying to kick, his tail is more than strong enough to carry you both forward. 

The first time you go under, he warns you as you approach a steep, rocky incline. You just make out where the waves disappear into an alcove, only visible when the water is at its lowest. 

Izuku rides the current in. You close your eyes as you dive under, clinging to him as he directs through a world of dark. Its during these handful of seconds that you realize how much you truly do trust him because it is utterly terrifying.

You resurface in an air pocket that’s considerably chilly. It’s so dark you can’t make out anything. 

“Still okay?” Izuku asks and your heart bleeds a bit more to make room for all the adoration growing.

“Quite the little adventure you're bringing me on,” you huff, getting your breath back. His cheek nudges yours and you realize just how close your faces are. 

“It’ll be worth it,” he mumbles over the sounds of water lapping at whatever walls surround you. “At least, I hope so. I think you’ll enjoy it.”

Another thing to adore about Izuku--he can be so confident and retreat so easily in fear of upsetting you. He never presses, never hovers. You don’t think you would mind if he ever did. 

“I’m sure I’ll love it,” you assure him, pressing your face a bit more into his. “I’ve caught my breath. Ready when you are.”

“All right. This one is a tiny bit longer, but I’ll go quicker to make it easier. Hold tight.”

You’d weld yourself to him if you could.

Back in the inky blackness, you feel wisps of hair tickling your face as he swims. It keeps you calm as you feel him dive deeper for a moment before the world shifts and you swim straight up. 

When you break into air, you’re finally able to see at last. Sun filters through a massive break in a rock wall high above, lighting up a large cave with flat, stair-like formations. You make out a pile of what seems to be sail fabric along with all the trinkets you’d ever given Izuku placed neatly in hollowed out sections of rock. 

You’re in awe as he trails towards the rocks, taking in the space and all of his things. He takes a moment to toss his sling up onto the landing.

“Is this where you stay?” you ask, swimming towards the edge so you can get up and out of the sea’s grasp. It ends up being a bit taller, you can just barely reach your forearms over the top.

“Yes. I spent some nights out at sea depending on if I’m traveling or visiting friends and family.”

You turn towards him in the water, unable to pull yourself up quite yet. “Thank you for showing me--” 

A gasp cuts through your words as his hands grasp at your waist, gripping firmly as you’re lifted into the air and up onto land. Your eyes are glued to his grin.

“No need to thank me. I’ve been wanting to show you my nest for a while now,” he says, beaming. Your heart cartwheels, hands gripping his arms as they slide to your hips. You fight not to shudder.

“N-nest?” you breathe, attempting to talk through the excitement coursing through you. 

Izuku reddens, hands leaving you to shake through the air as he hastily explains, “I meant home! My home, w-we call them nests, so…”

You try not to laugh, focusing more on how much you miss his hands on you. 

“I’m glad you have somewhere to keep all the things I give you. It really is beautiful, Izuku.”

You’re not sure how but he reddens further. 

“Y-you like it, then?” he asks, eyes wide. The sun beaming into the caves leaves the water clear enough to make out his tail swishing through the water.

“Of course, I do!” Your voice echoes along the tall, towering walls. “It’s amazing.”

“Then I’ll bring you whenever you like,” he promises, fingers curling over the edge of the surface you’re on. His abdomen grazes your calves as he smiles up at you, eyes glittering like leaves dancing in the wind. “It gets too chilly in other seasons, so I wouldn’t want you to catch a cold, but this is the perfect time to come.”

He blinks in surprise, “Oh! I also caught us some fish, but I couldn’t figure out how to cook it in here since it takes ages for anything to dry--”

“I can eat it raw. Just have to prepare it the right way,” you explain and any doubt that had begun to flood him eases for the moment. 

“So y-you accept it, then? The food? My nest? I know you would never be able to live here, but…”

Your ears catch at the question he’s asking. ‘Accept’ seems a specific word, which of course you’re fine with any food he wants to offer, but the way he phrases it and the unsureness in his tone when he mentions his nest again has your brain working double time. 

He wanted me to live here? 

Suddenly, things start to click together. Like why he was so flustered about you trying to dig the surprise out of him or the look he’d given you when you first offered him food or a manmade trinket to add to his collection. 

“Are you…?” you pause trying to find the right words as Izuku stares at you. “Is this…courting? You want to court me?”

His head tilts, confusion lacing throughout his features before he jumps, hands covering his face.

“It wasn’t obvious?” he squeaks in horror. “Should I have asked differently? I tried to make it more like the equivalent of a human date but I must’ve messed up somewhere--”

“No, no! You did everything perfectly, Izuku!” you swear, holding a hand up to your chest. “I just didn’t realize you… I didn’t know if you returned my feelings that way.”

His little fin ears flap, the red over his face making all of his green far more prominent. 

“Then, you do…accept my feelings?” he asks, so very timid.

“Of course, I do,” you breathe, all sorts of flustered. “I loved you from the moment you tried to use a fork as a hair brush.”

He laughs at the memory and you double over to join him, only the rock platform you're on proves to be a bit more than slippery. Izuku, bless his reflexes, catches you before your head is submerged. Again, you find your arms wrapped around his neck, but this time you’re chest to chest and you could count every freckle if you wanted to.

“I know there’s so many differences between us,” he murmurs, forehead slowly meeting yours, “but I want to try. I…I want to show you how fiercely my kind love and experience yours in turn, but we mate for life and it’s a big commitment. That’s why we court the way we do.”

“Then we’ll explore that together, too,” you reason, already well aware of your commitment. “I show you how I court and you do the same.”

“What do your kind usually do after this part, then?” he asks, entirely curious and you feel horrible for all the raunchy ideas that sprout from one, innocent question. 

“Lots of things,” you couch and smile, “but many kiss or hug like we’re doing now.”

“I’ve seen people kiss. We show our affection differently, more through hand placements and, uh, t-tail…” He doesn’t finish, but you have a decent mental image by the way his eyes dart away, tails fins swishing against your toes every so often. 

“Would you like to try it?” you ask carefully. “Kissing?”

“M-my canines are a bit sharper,” he warns but doesn’t decline. 

“I’ll be careful.” Your nose bumps his. You can feel his quickening breath in the way his chest moves against yours. You wonder if he can hear your racing heartbeat with those sharp ears of his. 

“Okay,” he murmurs and you brush your lips against his.

“Close your eyes,” you whisper, instead of asking why like he usually does when you explain human impulses he listens. You allow yourself a few seconds to study his face, the eagerness in his parted lips, then you lean in.

There’s no water damage to his lips like there would be for yours after spending too much time in the ocean. His are soft, plush and they move quite naturally in response to your own. You let him grow used to the sensations, changing angles, pressures. You can tell when he’s fighting to mimic and learn before he loses track and gets caught up in the feeling of it. All the more sweeter when you nip at his bottom lip and he gasps. 

Something occurs. You think his ear fins flutter or maybe its a draft but then there’s a rush of movement before you're up against the stone wall and he’s clutching the edge again. 

“Too much?” you pant into his mouth, eyes opening. He shakes his head, his eyes remaining closed as a small groan escapes. He presses harder against you. The thickness of his tail forces your legs open, and you wrap them around him out of natural instinct. 

“Tell me if you don’t like something,” you remind him, bringing a hand up the back of his neck to play with that hair you’re much too obsessed with. “I don’t want to make you uncomfortable.”

“You’re not. You’re not, I promise,” he nearly croons. He won’t let his lips leave yours even as he speaks. “B-biting is just… We bite our partners to form the mating bond so anything close to that sort of thing is, uh…”

“Attractive?” you offer and he sighs almost looking pained.

“Yes,” he breathes, eyes finally cracking open and piercing your soul, “that and so much more.”

“I take it you like kissing, then?” you giggle, giving a short, sweet kiss. He chases after it, humming his agreement and you laugh. It echoes beautifully around the caves--his nest.

Now, your nest, too, you realize. 

[autistic--cryptid]

hey! just wondering if you have any mlp or hermit headcanons? also i hope you have a great day your blog is great!! <3 /p

indeed i do!

mlp:

twilight, luna, celestia, pinkie, maud, ocellus, and sunburst are all autistic

celestia, rainbow dash, scootaloo, gallus, silver stream and pinkie all have adhd

cadence is the only neurotypical princess. everytime the 4 princesses meet she spends the whole time sitting there listenting to the rest of them infodump

luna was a pegasus who earned her horn

sunset is essentially the human world equivalent of an alicorn. it doesn’t translate to the pony world because equestrian magic is different, as stated in the movies. the reason twilight is an alicorn in the pony world and in the hula world when she pony’s up is because ponying up happens bc of equestrian magic

twilight uses she/they pronouns

rarity and pinkie both use she/her and will tell people their pronouns are she/her but rarity is not opposed to any neopronouns as well

rainbow uses any pronouns with no preference

applejack uses they/she/he, in order of preference

fluttershy uses she/her and bun/buns pronouns

discord is agender and aroace and uses any pronouns but has a preference for he/him

celestia uses she/her and so/sol

luna uses she/her and they/them

cozy glow is set out of stone at some point between the coronation and the future and spends time with diamond tiara to learn how to use her special talent for good, and as an adult she’s fully reformed and takes on the role of captain of the royal guard

spitfire essentially did what rainbowdash did when she was in the wonderbolts academy: she was confident in her abilities and didn’t let the instructor break her, and then proceeded to excel at every task

spike learned how to sew from rarity, and learned how to bake and cook from pinkie

while celestia takes on ponies who have bright futures ahead of them to set them on the right path to reach that future, luna takes on ponies with dark pasts to help them with their feelings and guide them towards their brighter future

before her banishment, luna was in charge of whatever protection equestria had pre-EUP. she didn’t take it over again as she wasn’t caught up on the many many changes their military underwent

hermitcraft:

xisuma has a very consistent sleeping scheduel. he will pass out at 9:30pm on the dot regardless of what he’s doing or where he is and then wake up at 5:30am exactly everyday without fail

xisuma has several suits stored in his base, all of which are of different mobs (excluding the 50 plain green ones), and that’s how he’s able to change his skin so often

unlike xisuma, ren never sleeps. he’s constantly awake until sunrise or even beyond then working on whatever project he’s started. often times he ends up falling asleep at the base of a nearby tree or on his unfinished project because he kept himself working for too long to be able to fly to his bed

for the same reason why he never sleeps, ren never brushes his hair. if he doesn’t have time to sleep how would he find time to do that?? his solution is various hairstyles: one day it’s braided, the next it’s a ponytail, the next it’s a bun, and so on

tango has redstone freckles that glow as he smiles

impulse can touch wither roses just fine and sometimes forgets that his friends cannot. similarly, tango has shoved his entire arm in lava before to reach netherite that fell and briefly forgot his friends were so shocked bc they aren’t able to do that without losing hearts

cub has nearly infinite knowledge on all mobs and minecraft rules. somewhere in his giant pyramid or storage system there’s a book with all you could ever need to know on ravagers, and there’s probably another book on unicode, and then another on biomes, and then anoth

joe, on the other hand, does not know much about mobs. he knows what to avoid and what he can befriend, and the rest he learned through from experience. sometimes he’ll show up at cub’s base and take one of his books as if it’s library with no book organization just so he can figure out why tango just went flying over the shopping district saying something about his magic ravager teleportation system or whatever it is that time

false and wels talk about cool swords together and show each other their sword collections on a regular basis

the only person who knows more about minecraft flowers than cub is stress. sure cub knows everything about anything, but this is stress we’re talking about. if you ask her to talk to you about poppy’s you’ll leave the conversation knowing their spawn rates in every biome, the hex codes for each color, when they were added, why their spawn rate is what it is, etc.

mumbo has no idea what going on 90% of the time. he tries, he really does, but he occasionally stops in at his hobbit hole to see if grian’s left him any messages and he’ll read a letter about the turf war and something called moo-pop and the next thing he knows he’s on HEP. he has no idea how this kinda thing keeps happening to him, but he doesn’t know how to make it stop either, so he just rolls with it

tfc knows a bunch of really cool obscure facts. he also owns a lot of really cool obscure items. if you walk up to him and ask him about coal ore, you’re bound to learn something about why it spawns where it does or whatever. he’ll be able to tell you the origin story of endermen, and he’ll be right, but no one will ever be able to figure out how or why he knows this

just like tfc owns a lot of obscure things, he collects a lot of things too, which is often how he has these obscure things. he’s got a collection of coal, dating back to the first one he ever mined, all the way to one he found with a little bit of iron in it

xisuma knows how to sew and evil xisuma knows how to knit. if you bring up sewing to xisuma he’ll show you something he recently made, but if you ask ex about knitting he will fight you

doc likes to play the villain in a storyline for the aesthetic of it. in reality he’d do anything to help his friends, even if he is a bit chaotic in doing so

joe is chaotic great good. just. he is.

[allybeardsleycamoshirt]

50 questions

I was tagged by @fineosaur thanks dear this was entertaining

what is the colour of your hairbrush? bright orange

name a food you never eat? I do not love fish despite being from a place well known for seafare. pass. 

are you typically too warm or too cold? cold all the time, baby. i will lose circulation in my toes for no goddamn reason

what were you doing 45 minutes ago? hopping off a zoom call and clocking out of work early

what's your favourite candy bar? probably almond joys

have you ever been to a professional sports game? yeah but nothing major league because I’ve never cared about sports enough for someone to bring me to one. I went to local minor league games sporadically as a kid.

what is the last thing you said out loud? I probably have talked out loud to myself and forgot but the last thing I said to someone else was “bye have a good tour” to my coworker

what is your favourite ice cream? i had the best ice cream i’ve ever had this summer and it was burnt honey with pear and ginger. but that’s fancy shit. if we are talking what I keep in the freezer then probably dairy free cookies and cream. or matcha mochi. 

what was the last thing you had to drink? i’m drinking throat-coat tea rn bc ~*~*I might be getting sick*~*~

do you like your wallet? well enough. it was a graduation gift (high school graduation, so I’ve had it quite a while). it was more my style then than now but I have no reason to get something new.

what is the last thing you ate? lunch: leftover dal and roti that I made last night

did you buy any new clothes last weekend? nope. I need to get rid of some clothes before I buy anything. tis the season for turning out my closet. I’ve also been trying to only do online, secondhand shopping OR buy sustainable/organic/ethical clothing when I can

what's the last sporting event you watched? I haven’t the faintest idea lol I really really dislike sports. I think I was actively watching some world cup matches while I was in spain two summers ago. 

what is your favourite flavour of popcorn? something cheesy and/or herbal

who is the last person you sent a text message to? my mom! she just texted me that she was watching New Moon and analyzing every line which is literally my favorite hobby

ever go camping? I used to as a kid but now I prefer to air bnb instead of roughing it when I hike and honestly it’s more because I love air bnbs than a dislike of camping of any kind

do you take vitamins? I try to remember to take a skin/hair/nails supplement. lately i’ve been taking vitamin c and zinc to ward off illness but idk if that’s working out

do you regularly attend a place of worship? nah i don’t even do it irregularly

do you have a tan? no. even when I do it can barely be considered a tan. I am so white I’m nearly translucent, I freckle out in the summer and burn when I’m less lucky

do you prefer chinese or pizza? chinese!!! although I appreciate a well-made pizza very much.

do you drink your soda through a straw? I don’t drink soda

what colour socks do you usually wear? usually black but I have lots of multicolored wool socks as well

do you ever drive above the speed limit? yes but not very much, speeding makes me anxious

what terrifies you? idk man. everything and nothing all at once

look to your left, what do you see? my bedside table. it’s refurbished to the original wood and used to belong to my great-grandfather. it currently houses my tea, a lamp, various lotions, a scrunchy, gold hoop earrings, hair scissors, and a tv remote

what chore do you hate most? probably taking out the trash. or scrubbing the tub because it never pays off as well as I want it to

what do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? Australia...lol sorry dumb b*tch answer

what's your favourite soda? I don’t really drink soda - it was a weird, furtive decision I made as a 7 year old never to drink it because I vaguely knew it wasn’t good for you...and also I didn’t like carbonation. now I’ll drink it in a cocktail I suppose, or I’ll drink non-American sodas just for the experience

do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? drive thru. damn i want fries

what's your favourite number? 7!

who’s the last person you talked to? my coworker

favourite cut of beef? idk really but fancier cuts are nicer to cook with in general

last song you listened to? I Know A Place - MUNA. can’t get enough of that one recently. gay girl bands only.

last book you read? I just finished Saturday by Ian McEwan

favourite day of the week? one where I am not working

can you say the alphabet backwards? I can do the first bit but then i lose interest

how do you like your coffee? english breakfast tea, one sugar and a dash of almond milk

favourite pair of shoes? my birkenstocks

time you normally get up? 6:50 on weekdays, not much longer on weekends

what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? I haven’t seen enough sunrises to really make a decision. perhaps sunsets because they are more accessible to me lol

how many blankets on your bed? one thick duvet, throw blankets on top as needed

describe your kitchen plates? most of them are white and square

describe your kitchen at the moment? slightly more kept than usual

do you have a favourite alcoholic drink? cider and natural wine are my go-to. but lately i love a homemade aperol spritz. and a gin & tonic anywhere is great

do you play cards? not consistently but yes. I get very competitive but also it takes me a long time to grasp a new game

what colour is your car? burnt orange

can you change a tire? I’ve never done it myself but I think I know how to?? I could probably figure it out. however I probably wouldn’t try to do it myself unless I was totally stranded

your favourite state? Maine - my home state/where I live. Maybe I’d like Washington/Oregon more but I haven’t been yet

favourite job you've had? running a women’s/gender resource center

im gonna tag: @thelandofnothing @lightninginabottle0613 @go-catch-a-chickn @greeneyedwildthing

[voltronramblings]

um this got like really really long lmao (feel free to just post like a cut off version so it doesn’t clog up ppls dash lol) kind of super embarrassed about how long it is but…. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i got a lot to say, i hope that’s okay

Haha, you’re completely fine, sweetheart! I am gonna put it under the cut so that it doesn’t end up taking a lot of space on someone’s dash ❤️

Can i pls get a matchup? :3 I’m a bi girl, 5’6 with longish wavy red hair, blue eyes and lots of freckles cuz i always forget to reapply sunscreen lol pretty much always have a sunburn during the summer. I’m a INFP, and a libra. I’ve got a major case of ADHD, lots of energy and horrible at focusing, lots of fidgeting all the time (mostly the leg bounceTM and tapping things) (also got that anxiety/depression thing goin on).

I’m not super social, I hate big parties, I don’t have a Lot of friends, but the friends I do have I’m really close to and would trust with my life (I’m kind of really selective with who i befriend). If i don’t like a person, they will be able to Tell, I don’t go out of my way to be mean to them but,, it’s a bit obvious. I’m the fun friend, always getting people to laugh and smile and be happy, and I’m super loyal to my friends, ride-or-die kind of gal. I also tend to be the one that people lean on, or turn to if the need any advice or comfort. I’m also really close with my family, love them with all my heart and would do anything for them.

I love to play the piano and sing (pretty good at the first one, not so much the second lol) and i tend to do that when I’m feeling stressed out or sad and it helps a lot. I’m currently in college studying geography and cartography and I’m like a super nerd about it lol. I love to go hiking in the mountains where i live and go swimming in the rivers, and when I’m staying at my family home I go to the beach all the time, my fave summer tradition is having bonfire parties on the beach with my friends where we just swim and build sand castles all day and then roast hot dogs and marshmallows (some of my fave memories of high school were on the beach super late at night around the campfire). I am pretty active, i used to be super into sports in high school but now i’m not really, I used to swim competitively for like 8 years, and I also was part of a rowing team for a couple years, and I really loved it, trying to get back into it but i’m way too out of shape rn lmao. I also love baseball, watching it and playing it (but mostly i just watch) (go giants). I love music, fave genres being rock/alt rock/punk/pop, and I loooove going to concerts, i’ve been to at least 30 by now lol I’m pretty much always got music playing, my fave band is fall out boy (i’m basic i know lol).

my grades have always been…. Super average. Not because I don’t understand what I’m being taught but because I never really did my homework, i would always procrastinate and especially with big projects, if it wasn’t absolutely perfect I hated it and would be constantly stressed about it and then just not do it so :/ (this is still true a little in college but i’m getting much better and just getting things done, and i like to have friends with me while i’m working so they can yell at me if i get distracted).

This got really really long so i’m just gonna stop now lmao (i like to talk about myself lol is it obvious??) (ive never done a matchup request before but i like yours because you put so much thought into them i couldnt resist thank you love you)

hi, love! Before I start, the fact that you let me know about that ^^ literally makes me so happy and is one of the only reasons I still accept match-ups. I know what I was like sending my first match-up request in and I was a nervous wreck. Which is why I sincerely mean it when I say that I am deeply sorry for how long this took to get back to you. Thank you for sending this in and I love you too 💕

SO, it may seem kind of weird but I actually ship you with Pidge (adjusted to your age, of course, bc we don’t do support pedophilia in this Christian household, no thank you)! However, if the fact that Pidge is (canonically) still a teen bothers you, I can and will match you with someone else!

Appearance reason: most people do the whole “your freckles make constellations” thing, but Pidge said “nah, they’re compounds and mixtures lol” what a nerd. She’ll look for one that matches the formula for sugar just to say “hey, you’re pretty sweet”. Also, she feels the sunburn comment on a personal level bc she too is pretty much always burnt somewhere, it’s not fair.

Mentality reason: Pidge is no stranger to mental health disorders such as ADHD, anxiety, and depression. Whatever she can do for you, she’ll do, no questions asked. While she is more knowledgeable about the physical sciences, she can quickly pick up the psychological (and biological, but I think that’s a physical science) aspect of mental health disorders, and, if there’s something that she can make to help you, she will. One of those is definitely creating a portable mini-piano so you can tap away at that, using some energy and even creating a little music.

Introvert reason: Pidge is 100% definitely an introvert, and, while with the right company she might enjoy a party, she’ll tend to spend the night in. So, you two are pretty much aligned when it comes to those kinds of nights, you know? You just keep each other company, often in silence, and that’s more than enough.

Personality reason: Pidge is someone who has trouble relying on others. She’s so much of a “I can do this myself so watch me do it better than you” kind of attitude, and, while she’s amazing, even she needs someone whom she can rely on. Your personality tends to naturally bring that out of her. Before anything else, you two are best friends, and you’d do anything for each other. Because of that bond, Pidge feels able to come and talk to you about things that she really can’t with anyone else.

Hobby reason: Pidge is totally just in awe of your musical abilities even if you’re not as confident in them yourself. She loves listening to you playing the piano or even singing along quietly to whatever song is playing. With other people, Pidge prefers to work in the quiet (unless she’s discussing something or explaining something), but she loves to just hear you faintly in the background like a distant record player. ALSO, as the Guardian of Nature, she’s exploring new ways to connect with nature, so she’ll often accompany you whenever you’re going out to the mountains. She will most definitely be complaining for part of it because it’s too hot and there’re so many bugs, but she’ll always go because she loves spending time with you even if she can’t always keep up. Rivers and beaches aren’t necessarily her domain, but she still enjoys being in water (especially if she’s sweaty as frick from all of that walking). While you may be actually swimming, she’ll probably just be in the water, floating along somewhere… she does like the bonfire idea as it’s much less strenuous, and it’s fun to be with everyone whether that’s just you or the whole Voltron crew.

Education reason: lol, I had no idea what to call this so here ya go. Basically, Pidge adores your brilliance when it comes to anything that you’re interested in (in this case, geography and cartography). Especially if you’re drawing maps of the places that y’all visit through space, she’ll be there with papers and pencils and any drawing tools you might need. She just loves seeing how it all turns out in the end, especially since it’s like a mix of science and art and WOW you can do BOTH so well !! And she’s definitely a huge (?) help when it comes to procrastination. A little bit of a hypocrite sometimes because she tends to get distracted herself if it’s not something she’s genuinely interested in. But, she will definitely be there to help keep you on track if you’re losing focus or motivation, and she will also offer to help in any way, shape, or form that she can. She wants you to do your best but also not stress so much about it because, sometimes, imperfections are better than any perfect thing out there. Y’all also have a deal where you can switch off rambling about what you’re passionate about, it’s cute and wholesome 💕 you guys are literal best friends which is so nice to be with your significant other.

[bythewoodsitgrows]

would u do the whole "unique" questions ask game 👀👀 if not just 1-6 :)

i Love answering questions, so ofc i will answer all of them ghfjshdjkgd. i think you mean these? i couldn’t find asks that said “unique” on them that i’ve reblogged recently so... idk! but thank you

(hopefully these are the right ones, if not pls yell at me which ones to answer and i’ll take myself out behind the shed)

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? / closed oh my god, if there’s a murderer i don’t wanna know

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? / nah, they usually aren’t good for my hair and i’m very particular

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? / tucked up under my feet!

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? / no but i’ve absolutely thought about it

5: Do you like to use post-it notes? / yessss

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? / i def use them if i cut them out

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? / i would rather be attack by a bear bc it’s one thing versus like 500 things

8: Do you have freckles? / yes! i love them

9: Do you always smile for pictures? / yah pretty much! that or a funny face

10: What is your biggest pet peeve? / people who i dont know just... touching me. or people who don’t follow store rules

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? / noppeeee 

12: Have you ever peed in the woods? / god no

13: What about pooped in the woods? / no 

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? / i am Always Wiggling

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? / nah, i chew my mouth

16: How many people have you slept with this week? / none

17: What size is your bed? / right now its a queen

18: What is your Song of the week? / how do you sleep by sam smith, i love them so so so much

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? / yes its just a color

20: Do you still watch cartoons? / i dont watch much of anything tbh

21: Whats your least favorite movie? / chucky. any chucky movie.

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? / the bottom of the sea

23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size? / i’m neither. my hat size is large

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? / ketchup or sweet n sour sauce!

25: What is your favorite food? / mustard and pickles, gag

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? / i have seen resident evil: apocalypse and ocean’s 8 about a million times each. also ponyo and spirited away

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? / the last person to kiss me on the lips shall not be named

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? / nopeee

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? / uhh, nah, i don’t think i would

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? / it’s been a while. i want to do that again

31: Can you change the oil on a car? / i don’t even know where to begin

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? / no, i got a parking ticket once though

33: Ever ran out of gas? / not that i can remember

34: Favorite kind of sandwich? / philly cheesesteak beechhh

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? / biscuits and gravy, with bacon and orange juice

36: What is your usual bedtime? / around 1 am, best case scenario

37: Are you lazy? / no i have executive dysfunction issues

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? / i just loved any reason to wear my cape lol

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? / i am an earth rabbit!

40: Are you horny? / dhjalhgfjg wild question. sometimes?

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? / nope. i used to be subscribed to gameinformer tho

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? / legos! but the big ones, not the little ones

43: Are you stubborn? / yes.

44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman? / gag me

45: Ever watch soap operas? / yesyesyes i used to LOVE watching k-dramas

46: Are you afraid of heights? / not especially

47: Do you sing in the car? / yes 

48: Do you sing in the shower? / yes yes

49: Do you dance in the car? / yes yes yes

50: Ever used a gun? / nope, and i don’t want to 

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? / when i was graduating high school

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? / i want to BE in a musical, i love them. yes they are cheesy

53: Is Christmas stressful? / yeahhh

54: Ever eat a pierogi? / a wot

55: Favorite type of fruit pie? / apple or cherry

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? / i wanted to be a pediatrician for the longest time

57: Do you believe in ghosts? / yes.

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? / constantly, all the time

59: Take a vitamin daily? / yep!

60: Wear slippers? / oh yeah

61: Wear a bath robe? / nope, they’re not comfy

62: What do you wear to bed? / either a hoodie and shorts, or just shorts

63: First concert? / green day, revolution radio tour in 2016 or 2017!

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? / target! i love kmarts though

65: Nike or Adidas? / adidassss

66: Cheetos Or Fritos? / cheetos!

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? / peanuts but only boiled, otherwise sunflowers

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? / i don’t know her

69: Ever take dance lessons? / in elementary school!

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? / not really? probably something similar to whatever i end up doing i guess?

71: Can you curl your tongue? / yes ;)

72: Ever won a spelling bee? / nope, always close but no cigar

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? / yah all the time

74: Own any record albums? / nope

75: Own a record player? / nope

76: Regularly burn incense? / yes! i love it

77: Ever been in love? / yes. it’s a really lovely feeling.

78: Who would you like to see in concert? / lana del rey or allie x currently

79: What was the last concert you saw? / some tribute band to some other band, i can’t remember right now. but the guitarist threw his guitar pick in my shirt, so that was fun

80: Hot tea or cold tea? / both!

81: Tea or coffee? / both!

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? / sugar!

83: Can you swim well? / not that well, but i probably won’t drown

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? / yep! for a while, about 2-3 minutes

85: Are you patient? / depends

86: DJ or band, at a wedding? / a band sounds so nice

87: Ever won a contest? / yeah! a writing one, forever ago

88: Ever have plastic surgery? / oof no

89: Which are better black or green olives? / olives are a sin

90: Can you knit or crochet? / i can do both! but i prefer crochet

91: Best room for a fireplace? / the livingroom? would it be anywhere else?

92: Do you want to get married? / yes, someday.

93: If married, how long have you been married? / i’m not

94: Who was your HS crush? / i was too busy breaking and getting my heart broken to have crushes that mattered

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? / no, ofc not

96: Do you have kids? / nope!

97: Do you want kids? / idk! i don’t think i want to have them myself, if i ever do

98: Whats your favorite color? / green and purple

99: Do you miss anyone right now? / god, i miss so many people. i just moved, so i miss basically everyone in my life.

[lookwhatilost]

cool, i have an hour to kill so im jst going to answer this dumb ask meme that i saw on my dash under a cut, bc i definitely do not have enough followers to engage w stuff like this the normal way

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?  spotify

is your room messy or clean? messy

what color are your eyes? brown

do you like your name? why? i’ve hated it for as long as i can remember. thinking it’s jst the combination of it being an unusual first name, being picked on for it a lot bc kids are mean, and having everyone around me insist that i’d love my name come adulthood bc it never ended up happening. i still want to change it legally but i have to figure out something i won’t tire of. “jackie” is working for now but idk abt committing to that one

what is your relationship status? disinterested

describe your personality in 3 words or less turbulent

what color hair do you have? dark brown

what kind of car do you drive? color? blue honda civic

where do you shop? forever 21, h&m, a few places online

how would you describe your style? trying too hard

favorite social media account i like kbnoswag on twitter lmao

what size bed do you have? queen

any siblings? jst col and my two step sisters

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? probably anchorage bc it’s scenic, the housing/rental market is abt the same as it is here, but the wages tend to be higher

favorite snapchat filter? when they make special versions of the dog filter for different holidays... i love those

favorite makeup brand(s) nyx mainly

how many times a week do you shower? i do it every day but if im in a shitty place mentally, i wont on my days off

favorite tv show? bojack horseman

shoe size? 9

how tall are you? 5′7″

sandals or sneakers? sneakers

do you go to the gym? i work out but i dnt go to a gym bc i’ve always had exercise equipment at home and my apartment has a fitness center, so i cant justify paying for a membership

describe your dream date i dream abt other things

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? $70

what color socks are you wearing? blue

how many pillows do you sleep with? 4 bc i love only using 2 and then kicking the other ones off my bed somehow when im asleep

do you have a job? what do you do? yeah, i’ve been doing hair for 4 odd years now

how many friends do you have? a decent handful but i only consider myself very close w two of them

whats the worst thing you have ever done? a lot probably but nothing rly sticks out to me as the objective “worst”

whats your favorite candle scent? yankee candle makes one called “golden sands” and i like that one a lot

3 favorite boy names/3 favorite girl names for various rzns i’d rather not answer the baby names question. pass

favorite actor? i can’t think of one off the top of my head, but i like jim carrey a lot

favorite actress? amy adams!

who is your celebrity crush? i’m not invested in famous ppl like that, but if you asked me this when i was 12, i’d have said pete wentz lmfao. probably my only one ever

favorite movie? this is hard lol. arrival, interstellar, and gone girl come to mind, though

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? i do. difficult to pick favorites bc i like more nonfiction stuff... i liked a brief history of time a lot

money or brains? brains. i have my own money

do you have a nickname? what is it? jackie is technically a nickname i guess. fati calls me “salvadore” and i hate it w a passion

how many times have you been to the hospital? a lot but i’ve only stayed there for an extended period 3 times

top 10 favorite songs stop they’re all special to me in different ways... 

do you take any medications daily? i did for a while

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) oily

what is your biggest fear? nothing that hasn’t already happened lol

how many kids do you want? none

whats your go to hair style? i cut it into a bob periodically and let it grow out until it annoys me, rinse and repeat til i die

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) average?

who is your role model? no one. all people are jst people

what was the last compliment you received? probably someone calling me smart or something. i hear it a lot but i dnt rly believe it

what was the last text you sent? “yes binch”

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? probably pretty young if i was ever lead to believe it period. i dnt remember ever having any faith in that

what is your dream car? i had my dream car and it was more of a hassle than anything. a good metaphor for life, probably

opinion on smoking? cigarettes? do whatever you want. weed? do whatever you want, but stop saying it cures cancer. meth/crack? maybe you should chill

do you go to college? that didn’t work out

what is your dream job? being able to sustain myself without one

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? suburbs definitely. lived in rural areas before. driving 30 minutes one way to the grocery store is not something i ever feel inclined to experience again.

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? depends on what they are

do you have freckles? yes

do you smile for pictures? only when my mom makes me

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 2377

have you ever peed in the woods? no

do you still watch cartoons? i mean bojack is a cartoon. but ones for children, no

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? stan wendy

Favorite dipping sauce? chick fil a sauce

what do you wear to bed? long old tshirt and this jacket i have from middle school typically lol. i have 3 actual pairs of pajamas though

have you ever won a spelling bee? i’ve never had an opportunity to even enroll in one. my schools never ran them

what are your hobbies? i read and write a lot, still trying to kill the rolling stone 500 albums list, i paint sometimes, jst general Bitch Desperate For Escapism things

can you draw? i used to a lot more than i do now but i’m still halfway decent at it

do you play an instrument? guitar & bass. i’m better at bass. i’m better at guitar hero but that dznt count

what was the last concert you saw? fall out boy i think? i’m having trouble remembering if that was before or after roger waters

tea or coffee? both but tea is a little easier to make so i drink more of it

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? bux. jesus christ

do you want to get married? not planning on it

what is your crush’s first and last initial? i’m too disillusioned to feel that way abt ppl rn

are you going to change your last name when you get married? definitely not

what color looks best on you? pastels

do you miss anyone right now? yeah but it dznt matter

do you sleep with your door open or closed? closed

do you believe in ghosts? absolutely

what is your biggest pet peeve? when customers make a scissor cutting motion w their hands when they’re describing their haircut to me. it’s sooooo weird and stupid and idg why so many people do it

last person you called` ian

favorite ice cream flavor? mint chocolate chip

regular oreos or golden oreos? regular

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? i hate sprinkles bc they are pointless

what shirt are you wearing? a tank top

what is your phone background? my lock screen is a pic i took of the lacey street theater in fairbanks the first time i was there. my background is a pic i took in denali when i was there w ian

are you outgoing or shy? i want to socialize but i dnt know how. shy i guess?

do you like it when people play with your hair? no, honestly i find it rly unpleasant

do you like your neighbors? katie and alexis are the best drinking buddies anyone could ask for. isaac is great. everyone else i could take or leave

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? yes and both

have you ever been high? yeah

have you ever been drunk? constantly

last thing you ate? 1/2 of a jimmy johns veggie club

favorite lyrics right now uhhhh idk i dnt get stuck on music like that

summer or winter? winter

day or night? night

dark, milk, or white chocolate? i dnt rly like chocolate

favorite month? october

what is your zodiac sign gemini

who was the last person you cried in front of? ian

[softsubins]

I wasn’t planning to do this, but here I am. I know this year has been rough, especially towards the end, (and this will sound cheesy but) we made it to the end. I’m really happy to see everyone on my dash and it brings a smile to my face when I see everyone happy. I’m really surprised that I was able to make friends, because in the beginning of the year, I had no friends on this site, and all I did was send ask prompts. I’m happy that I’m finally able to casually talk to everyone. I hope you all have an amazing 2018, with lots of love and happiness!

Keep in mind that I don’t follow a lot of people, and of course I love every single person here!!

Let’s first start with blogs I appreciate being on my dash (and this isn’t in alphabetical order bc i’m horrible iuerhgiueg) aka those who I want to be friends with:

@astrofireworks, @leechanthedinosaur, @godhanse,  @seungwootology, @seungsix, @06pray, @m1nhyuk, @chaekkung, @ptg

I wish I could have talked to you guys more, because you guys seem like really nice people to talk to (especially those who I still follow when I was @.babuwons)!!

Now for the actual people who decided to deal with me uerhgiuherg

@ongbins - god i’m so happy i met you!! i can’t believe we’re friends, because??? you’re like a gifmaking goddess??? I love how you make gifs for different groups and they all look really nice too!! I can’t believe we talked about victon, because I can never do a conversation about what I like and you?? just made me ramble about how much those boys are gonna kill me. Seeing you online just makes me smile (and I love reading your tags on posts bc they’re relatable).

@myunghjun - I know we just recently met and recently talked about my luck, but I feel like you’re already my mutual iuerhgiug. Bless you for posting fantaking photos of the six dorks, because without that, I couldn’t be able to get more on how cute they are!! Plus they’re new pictures that I have never seen before, so that’s a plus!! I really want to talk to you and get to know you becase you seem really nice!! also congrats for being the first person to know my luck without me talking about it iurhgiueg

@jinjins-freckles - Y O U!!!! I can’t believe we’re mutuals!!! Because when I say ‘I hope we can be friends’ It usually never happens, but this is the first time it did!! We’re the ancestry squad!!! But we’re also the glasses squad!!!! and possibly the flute squad iuerhgiuerhg. I can’t believe I did that gifset of the look alikes, because I would have never thought about doing it. Heck, I never knew how much they look alike!!! especially when they’re smiling!!! Also, I’m glad you’re getting into victon bc of the secret sanha event!!! They’re my precious boys and they need love. I love seeing you on my dash, especially when most of them are queued posts iuehgieurhg.

@khbdh - I want to thank you for helping me! Especially when I wanted to learn Korean! I know I haven’t asked you much about korean, because I’m still trying to practice reading hangul and it’s still taking me 98475984375934 hours to read a word. Also!!! Thank you for still continuing to post ikon!! I love them with all of my heart, and every time I see you post something ikon related, I remember the moments when I love them so much and it just makes me soft!! Also your scans??? gifs??? edits??? BEAUTIFUL!!

@vixxstv - God bless you for posting vixx content and b1a4 content, I miss them so much!! urhgiueg you’re the only blog I follow and talk to that post that content and you managed to still make my dash even, despite how many blogs I follow who post other fandoms. I honestly miss talking to you, because I remember we talked about how you became a multifandom blog and when you had to deal with those who didn’t like the idea. That’s like the only conversation we have;; I love you and I appreciate everything that you do and I will always love your gifs and edits!!

[kingfindekano]

tagged by the lovely @jeffreycombs​!

last

1. drink - iced tea

2. phone call -  my dad i think

3. text message - claire in the dnd gt

4. song you listened to - make your own kind of music - mama cass elliot

5. time you cried - yesterday when one of the main show themes played in Lost

ever

6. dated someone twice? - nooooooo

7. kissed someone and regretted it - no

8. been cheated on - not physically no

9. lost someone special - yep & two of them to the same type of cancer. lung cancer can fuck all the way off

10. been depressed - yes

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - nope

fave colours

12. forest green

13. sky grey

14. stormy blue

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - yes

16. fallen out of love - never been in love in the last year

17. laughed until you cried - nearly every day rip

18. found out someone was talking about you - not in a negative way

19. met someone who changed you - does that bus tour guide in scotland who made me realize what an absolutely MASSIVE thing i have for scottish accents count

20. found out who your friends are - i’ve never had a “now i know who my real friends are” moment; i’ve been very fortunate in the friend department lol

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - nope

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - like 93%

23. do you have any pets - not anymore alas. my dad has 3 labs tho & i get to see them when i visit his house

24. do you want to change your name - frequently but it’s too much of a HASSLE

25. what did you do for your last birthday - i don’t remember

26. what time did you wake up today - 8:16

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - reading newmann fics & bouncing around various social media apps. cackling about this one dog picture i saw on peyton’s blog

28. what is something you cant wait for - the next episode of rpdr allstars 3!!!

30. what are you listening to right now - Welcome to the Rock (from Come From Away)

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - not that i recall

32. something thats getting on your nerves - popcorn chewing noises

33. most visited website - the tungle probably but i go on reddit a fair bit

34. hair colour - dark dark dark brown

35. long or short hair - long

36. do you have a crush on someone - an all-encompassing crush on ben linus from Lost and elizabeth olsen. also jeff goldblum

37. what do you like about yourself - intelligence, music/writing ability, good listener, thick hair that’s useful for keeping my head/neck toasty even tho the house is freezing. also that one freckle on my lip

38. want any piercings? - a second set of ear piercings would be rad

39. blood type - A positive

40. nicknames - rose/hannah rose

41. relationship status - single

42. zodiac - taurus sun, libra rising

43. pronouns - she/her

44. fave tv shows - LOST, TURN AMC, star trek, rpdr, merlin, torchwood, spn, stranger things, parks and rec, the office

45. tattoos - none

46. right or left handed - right

47. ever had surgery - for wisdom teeth

48. piercings - just ears

49. sport - volleyball & the 50m dash away from my responsibilities

50. vacation - my last vacation was a graduation present we’d saved up for for a while–a trip to London & Scotland that was SO GOOD. prob going to zion national park for a few days next!

51. trainers - what

more general

52. eating - just had some carrots & half a loaf of trader joe’s pretzel bread

53. drinking - iced tea, immediately followed by beet/apple/carrot juice from central market, which was a MISTAKE. those aftertastes do. not go well together.

54. i’m about to watch - Lost 

55. waiting for - writer’s block to vanish

56. want - the cloudy, cold weather to stay

57. get married - yes

58. career - who knooooowwwwsssssssssssss

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - kisses

60. lips or eyes - eyes

61. shorter or taller - taller

62. older or younger - older

63. nice arms or stomach - stomach

64. hookup or relationship - relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant - hesitant

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - nope

67. drank hard liquor - nope

68. lost glasses - no

69. turned someone down - yes

70. sex on first date - no

71. broken someones heart - not that i’m aware

72. had your heart broken - i guEss

73. been arrested - nope

74. cried when someone died - yep

75. fallen for a friend - in love? no. had a passing crush? yes

do you believe in

76. yourself - yes

77. miracles - yes

78. love at first sight - nope but i do believe in a Very Strong Connection at first sight

79. santa clause - omg

80. kiss on a first date - sure

81. angels - yeah 

other

82. best friend’s name - adjfjfd i couldn’t say one bc i’ve got around 5 people i consider Best Friends

83. eye colour - blueish. sorta grey or green depending on the day

84. fave movie - either chocolat or mad max fury road

85. fave actor - michael emerson. he’s so COMPELLING

tagging: anyone who see this and wants to do it!

[theotpauthor]

92 Statements        

I was tagged by the fantastic @opinionated-omelet

Rules: You must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people. I’m putting the rest under a cut so it doesn’t clog up people’s dashes

🔹The Last :

1. Drink: Vitamin Water

2. Phone call: Carol called me last but I was taking a shower or smth so I didn’t actually pick up whOOPS

3. Text message: “it was worth a try”

4. Song you listened to: “Am I Wrong” by BTS

5. Time you cried: ...yesterday. next question 

6. Dated someone twice: nope

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: haven’t had my first kiss soo

8. Been cheated on: nah

9. Lost someone special: last year right before school ended

10. Been depressed: if you mean the mental disorder no, but if you mean a period where you feel sad then I guess not too long ago? Idk the date

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: I don’t drink

🔹List 3 favouritecolours 12-14: uhh I don’t really have favorites but I’ve taken to saying grey or blue when someone says this? I guess I like pale yellow too

🔹In The last year have you:

15. Made new friends: yes

16: Fallen out of love: nope

17: Laughed until you cried: probably? 

18. Found out someone was talking about you: yeah but not in a mean way? My sister and I have some mutual friends so I come up (also apparently my teacher thinks I’m self deprecating when it comes to my intelligence and ?? that’s like the thing I actually admit I have)

19. Met someone who changed you: k so have you ever heard that whenever you touch something you leave a bit of yourself there and a bit of it comes with you? And I’m not being poetic that’s actually a scientific fact. But anyway I feel like that happens with people and emotions too so yes? But nothing so major that I noticed. 

20. Found out who your friends are: I guess?

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: never kissed anyone

🔹General

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: I haven’t used facebook since, like, seventh grade so I guess however many family members I was friends with? 

23. Do you have any pets: ye

24. Do you want to change your name: not really? 

25. What did you do for your last birthday: went to a trampoline place

26. What time did you wake up: I woke up a 6:30, drank a lot of water, then fell back asleep until 10

27. What were you doing a midnight last night: reading It the novel

28. Name something you can’t wait for: ?? idk I’m p patient. I guess a book in a series I like which I will then buy and then not read for six months? 

29. When was the last time you saw your mum: This morning

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: my social awkwardness (especially when it comes to certain people/groups) 

31. What are you listening to right now: BTS

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: that’s my uncle’s name 

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: emotions

34. Most visited website: tumblr

35. Mole/s: my birthmark was a mole but my mom got it removed bc she was worried it was cancerous (it wasn’t) 

36.Marks: I have two freckles/moles (not exactly sure which) on my neck that look a bit like a vampire bit me and I always thought that was cool. also I have a scar on my forehead that is surprisingly unnoticeable bc of acne

37.Childhood Dream: I went through a phase where I wanted to learn how to play piano

38. Hair colour: brown

39. Long or short hair: longish but not super long

40. Do you have a crush on someone?: HA no

41. What do you like about yourself: I’m smart

42. Piercings: in my ears technically but i never use them 

43. Blood type: human

44. Nickname: several, the majority of which are used to annoy me 

45. Relationship status: single

46. Zodiac: Aquarius 

47. Pronouns: she/her

48. Favourite Tv show: BROOKLYN NINE-NINE PLEASE WATCH IT IT’S AMAZING

49. Tattoos: I have a temporary tattoo on my wrist the other day. it was of Rita Levi-Montalcini 

50. Right or left handed: Right

51. Surgery: like i said earlier, I had to get my birthmark removed. And stitches a couple times, it that counts? 

52. Piercings: this was answered already 

53. Sport: I fractured my ankle playing “not” dodgeball and I think that answers this questions

54. Vacation: I’ve never been there but I’d like to go backpacking through Europe one day

55. Hair Dyed a different colour?: nah

56. Pair of Trainers: ... are there people who don’t own any tennis shoes? 

🔹More General

57. Eating: nothing atm but I have an egg sausage biscuit thing for breakfast

58: Drinking: same as above 

59. I’m about to: ?? who knows honestly

61. Waiting for: my room to be fixed eventually

62. Want: to do the things I have planned in my head to do (homework, making plans, etc) 

63. Get married: probably? 

64. Career: engineering/writing

65. Hugs or Kisses: hugs 

66. Lips or eyes: Eyes

67. Shorter or taller: I’m tall but not super tall, like the taller side of average? 

68. Older or younger: wait is this talking about me or what I look for in others? Idk I’m going talk about myself: I’m in the middle of my siblings 

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: stomach? but the lack of context makes me unsure 

71. Loud or Sensitive: in what exactly? I guess loud bc I’m p quiet myself but take that with a grain of salt bc the vagueness in these questions are,,, annoying

72. Hook up or relationship: Relationship

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: uhh idk? I’m hesitant but idk if these are supposed to be about me or other people ugg

🔹Have you ever?

74. Kissed a stranger: No

75. Drank hard liquor: No

76. Lost glasses/ contact lenses: nope

77. Turned someone down: uhh I don’t think so? there was this time in middle school where some guy said his friend had a crush on me and pointed to said friend, but whoever it was just ducked away so I pretended it didn’t happen. So if that counts I guess yes but I wouldn’t? 

78. Sex on the first date: No

79. Broken someone’s heart: i doubt it

80. Had your heart broken: if you had asked five year old me she would have said yes bc her crush moved away but no lol 

81. Been arrested: nah

82. Cried when someone died: Yes

83: Fallen for a friend: nope

🔹Do you believe in

84. Yourself: depends on the day

85. Miracles: i want to but my logic says no

86. Love at first sight: no but i do believe in crushes at first sight that can turn into love

87. Santa Claus: no 

88. Kiss on the first date: if you want to sure 

89. Angels: yes

🔹Other

90. Current best friend’s name: Julianne and Regina

91. Eye colour: brown like the majority of the population 

92. Favourite Movie: uhh I’m shit a picking things so the last movie I watched was IT? I like It. 

I’m not tagging 20 people but I will tag some: @publius29 @steampunk-impala @umisabaku @amyjacob uhh and I guess whoever sees this? you don’t have to do it if you don’t want to ofc

[meanderfall]

Don't worry about taking some time to respond, the fact that you reply at all (and always with so much!) always makes my day! I didn't mean to imply that Caboose was an adult because he's dangerous, sorry about that! Ask boxes are just so small and I try not to flood you with too many, but it makes me lose some nuance. By pointing out that he was dangerous I was also trying to say he was competent, and was referring back to how the BCG tend to treat Caboose like he's harmless and helpless. [1/5]

[2/5] I'm a little sensitive to infantilization because a lot of people do it to me when they find out I'm autistic, so I'll admit it might just be me reading too deep into the little things, like how all the motivational speeches leave Caboose out ("And Caboose... er, it's good to see you?"). And how in Chorus he's given a toy gun because they think he has no impulse control, and no one ever expects him to have good ideas or be competent at anything despite doing/being both on a regular basis.

[3/5] But mostly what I meant when I said they don't treat him like an adult is that they treat him like he's an 'emotional timebomb' when he's not. It definitely comes from a place of caring, but they don't trust him to be able to handle hard truths. It's fine that they try to spare him some grief, but they don't give anyone else the same courtesy which implies that they think he - the one commonly described by fans and writers as innocent and childlike or as a "manchild" - needs to be coddled.

[4/5] And for sure a lot of Temple/Alpha treating Caboose like they do everyone comes from being assholes! Temple absolutely said it because Grif tried to defend Caboose when the implications of the recording failed to hurt him like it did the rest of them. But he's also not wrong that people tend to treat Caboose like he's fragile when he's probably the most emotionally resilient of the BGC. Which wouldn't be a problem narratively if Caboose wasn't also the only one with obvious brain trauma...   

[5/5] Also, the Director says in that flashback that they're the only team who's remained at a stalemate and that everything should be recorded so that they can recreate it (I can't tell if he wanted that composition for all future sim teams or just on an as needed basis though). I took this to mean that when he later decided to place Alpha somewhere safe he specifically chose people similar to the BvRs so that there would be another stalemate and therefore little chance of him being harmed.

You’re back!!! ^v^ Sorry, I immediately put all the asks under a readmore because I feel bad about clogging up dashes, but I also feel like they should be here in case anyone else wants to read these and understand what’s going on.

And omg don’t ever feel bad about sending me entire essays!!! I absolutely adore it!!! It makes me so happy, honestly, send in as many asks as you want, send in so many that you need several days to get it all in because you hit ask limit, it seriously makes my day

And, yeah, ask boxes are way too small, nuances get lost so easily when you’re trying to shove in all the necessary information in them :/ I sort of figured that you might have meant it in the sense that Caboose is actually competent in a fight and doesn’t need coddling, but the phrasing just immediately sent up red flags, so I wanted to address that point just in case. I’m sorry if that made you feel bad! I meant no offense.

I think you have some serious good points (to the point I’m not even sure I can add anything??? I’m mostly sitting here, like “yup, that’s true, they do do that don’t they”) and tbh I don’t think you’re being oversensitive to it or reading too much into it. And even if you were, it’s not a bad thing. Lord knows we all have something, a sore spot, a behaviour or cliche or situation that when it happens in media it hits something seriously personal or traumatic and just affects how you see things and feel when you watch it. (Tbh, I’ve recently encountered that sort of thing while playing a video game (which isnt fun bc i now dislike a character that everyone adores) and then again in the season 2 finale of Camp Camp.) So, like. I get you. 

(I don’t remember the specific circumstance with the toy gun in Chorus and then the eventual implantation of Freckles in the gun, but I kind of read it as them doing it to prevent team kills??? Or is that part of the problem, that it’s running gag that he kills people when trying to help them?)

You know, I laughed during the emotional time bomb scene, specifically Wash’s ‘jesus christ’ afterwards, but taking a step back to think about it, you’re right. Caboose is probably the farthest one from being an emotional time bomb. Pretty sure Wash in s6-s8, Carolina in s9-10, and Tucker in s15 have the dubious honour of being titled with such a moniker. 

Caboose is easily the healthiest one when it comes to emotions, because he actually lets himself feel them and express them properly. And he tries sharing what he’s feeling. Tbh, imo, he’s probably one of the strongest person emotionally, and I admire him so much for it?? Like his guide to making friends, when he finishes it with ‘but you can always make more. And that’s pretty neat’, I’m personally blown away that he’s able to keep such a positive outlook, like lmao im sitting here getting absolutely run-down and exhausted from making and losing friends all the time and not wanting to bother anymore, and Caboose is there like “my heart got broken, but that’s okay! Spending time with you helps me fix it up again, I’m really happy we’re friends.” How even??? Caboose, can I be you???

They coddle him. And he doesn’t need to be. He’s pretty smart and competent, and he’s handled so many emotional ups and downs like a champ. Maybe not always in the healthiest ways, but he eventually got better.

(Random thought, but do you remember that scene where Wash picks him up in s6 for his team, and the Captain like takes Caboose aside to tell him to never come back and Caboose is like “Never walk backwards”? Wouldn’t it be hilarious if Caboose actually did understand completely what he said, and all the other times in other explanations like that, but said something completely off the wall just to fuck with them? Or maybe not. Idk)

Isn’t it common fanon that Caboose’s brain trauma occurred when Omega, Tex and Alpha, three AIs, went inside his head and fucked around in there? It’s always kind of interesting to look back to s1 and see how much they’ve changed. Pretty sure Caboose and Donut suffered the most from flanderization...

This discussion is really great tbh, because now I’m honestly getting upset at how people treat Caboose in universe. I love it when my point of view and opinions of characters get changed.

Oh, really that happened with the Director? I must’ve missed it. I always assumed that the Director didn’t have much if any input with what happened with Alpha, mainly because he was either being put on tribunal and needed plausible deniability or, way more likely, he was on the run already. Admittedly, the timeline is confusing?? Is the Director and the Counselor still active throughout s1-s6? They are right? Is the Director actually keeping an eye on Alpha then?? But then how come he let the other AI fragments and Tex, all of which were on the run from PFL, go into Blood Gulch and interact with Alpha? The RvB timeline is awful and filled with so many questions and I hate that so much, but I also love it because that means we can have fun with headcanons and stuff.

I have no idea about if he recreated it on purpose then. Because, with the episodes on s14, I thought Florida was just purposely finding the laziest and most incompetent people he could to prevent Alpha from being harmed, I thought that’s all there was to it. Do you think Florida could’ve been made aware of the Blues and Reds?? Or maybe the Counselor told him. Also, I kind of assumed that the sim bases were supposed to have all kinds of different situations and circumstances so that the Freelancers could be challenged with different scenarios.

(An aside, isn’t the whole sim thing kind of fucked up for the Freelancers though? Because, I’m like 99% sure that being sent into such scenarios where everyone else around them is considered incompetent by the average soldier, never mind Freelancers, probably 1) encourages them to think of themselves as better, upping their arrogance 2) makes them think that they really might be the best if not the only ones who can win the war, adding a shit-ton of pressure and 3) makes them think more fondly of their team, the Freelancers, tightening their bonds, and then the Director purposefully broke those bonds, and instead of it just being a team not meshing well, it becomes betrayal, and heartbreak, and trauma. and that’s not even going into how the sim troopers feel, a bunch of people who either volunteered to help, or signed up to try and better themselves, or who were drafted, all being used in the sick games of a man with a sick mind, and being essentially useless for the war effort. Nice going, Director) (lmao talking about him makes me want to finally make that gifset idea i have for him)

(also???? you like hearing me ramble about things??? what is this, is this reality, what is going??? thank you, that really makes me so happy you have no idea

[shortjohnsilver]

tagged by @baalmuian ty bruh i love talkin about myself LAST:

1. Drink: cherry pepsi 5ever. or until i decide to stop trying to die young. 2. Phone call: uhhh probably a potential job n trying to set up an interview 3. Text message: telling my aunt i’d do it this ONCE to get a student’s address for her but that i don’t feel comfortable logging into the system of my old job from home 4. Song you listened to: I’ve had Dark Blue on repeat a lot lately (Jack’s Mannequin) it’s my silverflint song. So probably that. 5. Time you cried: Earlier today while doing Damien’s dream daddy route. I’ve so far only cried during his and Robert’s. I cry about everything.

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: nope 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: nah not really. 8. Been cheated on: i almost said no bc i care so little i forgot but yeah quite extensively. 9. Lost someone special: who hasn’t done that thing? 10. Been depressed: like last week. 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: most recently out the window of a moving car while the guy behind us yelled “pussy!” at me and I flipped him off while still puking. LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12. orange 13. purple 14. red IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: ye! 16. Fallen out of love: nah 17. Laughed until you cried: probably 18. Found out someone was talking about you: nah but i bet they are. little shits. 19. Met someone who changed you: mmmmm not really im consistently a garbage 20. Found out who your friends are: no n that sounds scary. 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: ye GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: p much all? i think? i’ve at least met in person anyway. 24. Do you want to change your name: haha dying is easier 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: my gotdamn sister bought me a cabin for a weekend. nice. 26. What time did you wake up: like 2. 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: crying bc ddadds got delayed again. 28. Name something you can’t wait for: someone to hire me. 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: i was 7 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: wish i’d chosen an apartment over moving in w/ my sister. don’t tell her that she’ll take it wrong. 31. What are you listening right now: my sister’s shitty kitten bite stuff she’s not supposed to bite. 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: idfk. 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: drivers not signaling. people who don’t like john silver. 34. Most visited Website: probably this blue hell. or twitter, lately. 35. Mole/s: idk i don’t think so what even is a mole??? i like the rodents. 36. Mark/s: i got freckles in lots of places. not like the good kind that are everywhere in abundance but just like scattered about in a few places. 37. Childhood dream: police officer 38. Haircolour: fucken red RED R RED !!BLOOD!!! 39. Long or short hair: don’t talk to me abt hair length i have issues. 40. Do you have a crush on someone: nah 41. What do you like about yourself: uhhh i am… fast learner… that was taken off my ‘strengths’ category for interviews 42. Piercings: none. more issues. 43. Bloodtype: good question 44. Nickname: fufu 45. Relationship status: single 46. Zodiac: aries 47. Pronouns: he/him 48. Favourite TV Show: FUCKEN U KNOW WHAT IMMA SAY FOLKS. THOSE BLACK SAILS 49. Tattoos: none but i’ve been thinking about the ones i want recently. 50. Right or left hand: right 51. Surgery: none 52. Hair dyed in different color: my hair was not born this way. 53. Sport: i’d play anything if it was easy and i didn’t have anxiety about literally everything. im fucking good at sports and shit im just bad at life. anyway soccer if i had to choose. 55. Vacation: secluded cabin. all hiking. no human interaction or public places. 56. Pair of trainers: wat? MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: nothing atm. tragic. 58. Drinking: also nothing 59. I’m about to: idfk answer the next question after that it’s a mystery 61. Waiting for: someone how wants to hire me to call me 62. Want: a job 63. Get married: nah 64. Career: something with money WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: i love me some kisses 66. Lips or eyes: HMMMMMMM idk both good. 67. Shorter or taller: nnn don’t care? 68. Older or younger: still don’t care. 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: ARMS I LOVE ME SOME ARMS 71. Sensitive or loud: not sure what this means but probably loud 72. Hook up or relationship: got neither man lemme just have my cats. hook-up if i had to pick rn. 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant i am Nothing.HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: no wtf why haven’t i done this??? 75. Drank hard liquor: ye but it’s hard and i can barely stand how it tastes. 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: don’t have any 77. Turned someone down: sure???? 78. Sex in the first date: no again why haven’t i done this ?? my life reads like a… christian or some shit ew. 79. Broken someone’s heart: probably not 80. Had your heart broken: not in a relationship way but in a someone-betrayed-me-in-a-way-i-never-foresaw-and-changed-my-view-of-them-and-myself-forever way. we love dashes. 81. Been arrested: nah 82. Cried when someone died: yeah 83. Fallen for a friend: nah DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: sometimes. not often. 85. Miracles: cute but not really 86. Love at first sight: cute but not really 87. Santa Claus: absolutely 88. Kiss on the first date: uh, yeah? 89. Angels: no fuck that OTHER: 90. Current best friends name: aerin/JiRa 91. Eyecolour: idk like green 92. Favorite movie: black sails s01e01 no i didn’t do this whole thing just to answer the last question that way. im tagging uh... mutuals but they don’t gotta do it. pbvs. doubt i’ll find 20. @filmgoldlesbians @crystallisedrain @asexualsanji @samhound  @dearestfreckledginger @gaygingerpirates @husbandpirates @knownasemrys @miragu @lukearnold @anarfea ​

im positive i missed some probably some people i’ve even talked to but im a tired and i didn’t remember how some people’s urls actually went @whxlebones TOO I KEPT TRYING TO PUT AN A INSTEAD OF AN X while tryna tag you

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how do you feel about dmtnt?

Lmao oh. Oh, gosh, anon I. /sweatsOkay, yeah, no. I’m glad it’s breathed life into this fandom that I hold nearest and dearest to my heart. I’m glad to see more people in it and talking about it and drawing fanart for it (like this one bc I am not a Sparossa fan at all but the art is lovely and it’s still cute even it’s not my thing and I now subscribe to the headcanon of Hector with full-body freckles). Like I’m glad to see new people come in, and old people return. Feels like home again. I’m glad it’s made so many people happy.ALSO LET ME PREFACE BY SAYING: These are my feelings on the film. In no way do I feel this way about any DMTNT rpers or their interpretations on my dash. You guys are all fucking fabulous with what you’ve done, and I am here to play with you all, no matter how I feel about the source material. You’ve done an amazing fucking job with what you were given and I am in awe of every last one of you. Which goes to show how I feel means not a fiddly fuck, because you guys are giving pure gold. And know that if you wanna ever do a thing, just hit me up. Because I don’t give a good goddamn, we’ll figure it out. I want to write with you. Keep rocking the fuck as hard as you do, and know each of you are here because I want you to be.HOWEVER I have a lot of issues with this film.

I haven’t been shy about my issues with characterization and canon non-compliance within the film. And I’m not about to start now. Me? I hated it. There were a couple of things that rang true to me, that sounded IC to me, but on the whole I felt like it was a tangled, disjointed mess of a movie. But also understand I’m looking at it from a I really love my boy and how does this even work in actual canon standpoint. I think I’d be a lot happier with it if it were treated - in fandom - like a soft reboot with no bearing on the original trilogy? It could work that way. But as it stands, there’s just so much that directly contradicts 14 years of standing canon, I can’t love it, and I can’t really use it.So from a Hectormun perspective:Hector is hollow in this movie. I know a lot of people have feels about him, but from a squinting at his character from every angle view that I have, he doesn’t sound like himself. The Hector Barbossa I know and love would never hide in his cabin with a private band. The Hector Barbossa I know and love is an active, working captain, who is boots on deck at eight bells and out and about amongst his crew. Because he understands that his position as captain only lasts as long as they want him to be captain. He’s vain, but he’s not really flashy. His biggest physical vanity is his hat, and even then it’s feathers in muted, natural colors. He wears old and tattered clothes because that’s not what’s important to him. He doesn’t trim his beard because fuck what Jack thinks, have you seen Jack? He’s a walking disaster.From a character perspective, I have a hard time believing a man who baby talks his pet monkey could leave a daughter of his at an orphanage. Especially an orphanage of the 18th Century. I have a hard time thinking that he would let other people take the experiences from him of braiding his daughter’s hair and reading her bedtime stories. Say what you want about Hector - he’s a hard man - but once he loves, he loves just as hard. And if you don’t think he’d love his baby girl more than anything on the planet you are wrong. It would probably be the first time he’d experience the want to put someone else before his own desires and wants. I’m sorry, I just literally cannot buy he’d do this. Maybe it’s wanting to believe he’s better than what he is, but I don’t think so. I’m eyes-open on the things he’s done for survival. Aware of how terrible he can actually be. But as attached as he gets to his pets, and how the compass pointed to her the entire time he held it, I cannot believe he wouldn’t have had her literally strapped to his fucking side the moment she was born.I have issues with Jack. I have issues how we go from “I’ve never actually been that drunk,” to slurring his words, when Jack has never been like that. Ever. In four movies, and about twenty books. I have issues with Jack demanding tribute. @pearlsparable has written a great thing here about it, you should go check it out. Pirate captains do not demand tribute, or they do not remain captain for very long. I have issues with the production value, too, but that’s another thing entirely. I have massive issues with the change in how Jack got the Wicked Wench. It’s so integral to who he is I feel like changing it cheapens his character so much. It takes away so much depth the original storyline gave him. I have a lot of PoF love, y'all, you’ll pry it from my cold, dead hands. I also have issues with the compass giving. This whole thing has been built around him bartering it from Tia Dalma, and it cheapens her and him to rewrite it because…I haven’t figured out why. I feel like this whole script could have used a cursory wiki check.I have issues with Will and his being a morose bastard about things. Will knew the duty. Will knew he was more suited than Jack to do the duty. Remember that talk on the Pearl? “You have to do the job, Jack. Or end up just like Jones.” Will was meant for the duty. “A touch of destiny.” Tia Dalma knew, too, I believe, when she she laid eyes on him. Also lots of issues with how Henry (I’m sorry, babes, they should have kept with the Williams and this one should have been Willie, Henry jars really bad for some reason) is kind of. Left to swim back to his own boat. I have problems with Henry not being given any depth when he could have been so much more. Like there was so much potential in this film and it all feels flat.I feel like Salazar was so much wasted potential. As is, he’s still great, those special effects are hell unnerving and fucking zombie sharks, I am always here for zombie sharks. But I feel like he could have been expanded on so much more. Look at Hector from CotBP. That’s how you write a sympathetic villain. And Salazar tries to reach that same level of writing craft, but it’s not a fault of Javier Bardem, who is fabulous, but a fault of a shitty script that left him filling in too many details. I’ve seen rpers here who do a much better job of giving him depth and feeling and a solid feeling than that script did. So kudos to you guys for being awesome, too. You’ve made him into what he should have been, and I’m so grateful to see so many talented people picking up the slack there.I’m disappointed in the handling of this romance of Hector’s. She’s a name. A throw away line. If she’s someone Hector Barbossa fell in love with, then she was someone worth remembering. That I promise you. She should have been more than that.I’m angry that the writers can’t seem to write an intelligent female, apparently, so everyone else feels a bit dumbed down to compensate. I’m angry, because this is Hector Barbossa’s fucking daughter and they wrote her so blandly and I saw nothing at all of him in her and I wanted to. I wanted her to be as witty as she’s supposed to be. I want her to be everything she was supposed to be. I’m fucking pissed they give Hector this backstory that 1. doesn’t really jive with original canon and 2. do nothing to actually explain it, on top of short-servicing what should have been the two most important people in his life. You don’t give my boy this and tear it from him two seconds later. You don’t. I’m so glad to see so many good Carinas out there fixing this, making her everything she’s meant to be and more. I’m so glad. I know I can count on fandom when the official source fucks up.I’m super fucking pissed a lot of this with Hector was for a tortuted metaphor. I get why it’s supposed to be super feelsy, but for Hector’s character in totality it makes no sense. I’m angry his death was actually pointless as hell. I know it’s Geoffrey Rush bowing out, he’s said he’s done now, but I’m still mad.I’m just mad, anon. I’m mad I waited this long for this movie, and this is what I got. One that doesn’t even make sense with the rest of the canon and treats all the characters like cardboard pieces that can be moved with no autonomy. One that could have been amazing with a cursory continuity check and some better writers (we also almost had Russio back and I’m salty af about that, too). This movie is an example of something that could have been a wonderful chapter ending, that ended up a goddamn disaster.  I’m mad for all of us, because I feel like we all deserved better.Now that I’ve said all that, lemme say this. You DMTNT rpers? Keep doin’ what you do. Because you guys are 10000% better than the writers of this movie. You’ve actually given these characters some life, so I’m so glad to know each and every one of you. I may not be canon compliant for your guys for all of the above, but that never means I don’t want to write with you. Like I say in my rules, hey. My Hector won’t really have a clue who you are, but he’ll roll with it. And so will I. You guys are 100% welcome here, always. In no way is this a reflection on you, or your quality. Because I wouldn’t be following you if you weren’t quality, and you can take that to the bank like money.

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I was tagged by @twinkie-boi-aleks !! Thank you for tagging me btw aww;v; Name: Kayla Nickname: don’t really have one, usually it’ll be like an inside joke; or just “boi” ! Zodiac Sign: Pisces Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff!! Height: 5'1 I think Orientation: Heterosexual, but if you wanna get technical I might be heteroflexible or bi-curious ?? I’ve never really attempted to be with a girl or anything, and I do prefer men but idk.. I do think sexuality is a spectrum Ethnicity: White Favorite fruit: Watermelon Favorite Season: Autumn! It’s literally the perfect temperature and trees are so pretty. Aesthetic af my dudes Favorite Book Series: gonna be basic and say Harry Potter. Both the books and movies have been most of my childhood;v; and probably a lesser known series Maximum Ride is sooo good omfg Favorite Fictional Characters: here we fuckin gooo lmao. Luna Lovegood (HP); Sirius Black (HP); Moriarty (Sherlock); Sam Winchester (SPN); Tony Stark (Marvel); Bones (Star Trek); Ruby (RWBY); Penny (RWBY); Dylan (Bates Motel); Lars (SU) ((Theres a ton more im sure, but here’s just a few!)) Favorite Flowers: Blossoms! Favorite Scents: Coffee/cocoa; fruity, but not too strong bc they can make me feel sick sometimes; books; sharpies; gasoline Favorite Artist/Band: Its a mistake to ask me this question. (First of all, I like p much everything except country, and I’ll listen to smthn at least once! I love alt rock, punk, punkpop, i like some rap, I even listen to instrumental jazzy music, and I’ve recently gotten into vaporwave!) fall out boy, panic! at the disco, twenty one pilots, arctic monkeys, imagine dragons, all time low, my chemical romance, blink 182, green day, sum41, beastie boys, hoodie allen, and so many more omfg Coffee, Tea, or Hot Cocoa: Hot cocoa but only during the winter tbh. I wanna get into coffee and try different kinds but so far I don’t rly like it but I looove the smell rip me. And the only tea I rly drink is sweet tea but not v often. I should try different teas too! Average Sleep Hours: my sleep schedule is FUCKED rn lemme tell you that lmao. I usually try to get ready for bed at like 2am and then I end up being on tumblr for another hour or two, going through the feed and then maybe a fanfic bc I’m trash and then it depends on how long i search for a fic and how long it is etc. no matter how long I stay up I usually always wake up around 12-2pm. I’m always out of bed by 3. Yikes I know I’m sorry:/ Number of blankets slept with: Two ig. I have a sheet and then a thick comforter. I also sleep with one pillow but lately I’ve just been pushing it away and just don’t sleep on any pillow ??? I think I’m broken Dream Trip: honestly, probably hawaii, I have an internet friend who lives there and I would love to meet her. Also Austin, TX just bc RTX and the Alamo drafthouse and shit Blog Created: Like December 2011, but I didn’t really use it until later in 2012. This is both my main blog and a multi fandom blog so I’m sure you’ve all noticed how much of a cluster fuck it is lmao Number of blogs followed: 1761 Number of followers: 583 (thank you sm btw! I love all you especially the active ones who like/reblog stuff from me constantly!) What do I usually post: rooster teeth/let’s play (mostly achievement hunter and cow chop), gotham, bands, and just random funny stuff I see on my dash Do I usually get asks: Not really. Recently I did get a couple, but for the most part it’s p rare. Please don’t be afraid to send an ask or message me!! Here’s who I tag!~ @aestheticw3ntz , @getalickofmyrancidmeat , @shehadonlyofferedtwomediumeggs , @lliterallly , @youtube-feels , @donotfreeedgar , @cow-flop , @boulevard-of-brokenmemes , @turntechg0dhead , @alias-afta , @hello-pastel-dreams , @cowstopchicabutt , @superneatfreak47 , @forensicbec , @ruumate @chesternite , @expressionfixation , @http-emmx , @freckled-goddess , @nerdy-mom