#bc the discord was rioting

[lena-in-a-red-dress]

Baby Kal El AU

Lena and Kara are married. They do things married folks do. Like sex.

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Lena twists her wrists experimentally. Kara had come to her not long after dropping Kal off with Alex, Lena’s favorite rope looped in her hands. It’s been a long time since they’ve had time to do this. Months, maybe longer. Life gets busy with a ten year old. 

Unable to help the smile that grew to match Kara’s suggestive grin, Lena had put her book aside and slipped her hands through the loops of rope, clasping Kara’s hands as she allowed herself to be drawn to their bedroom. 

Now here she is, wrists bound to the headboard and completely naked. The mirror over their bed had been a splurge– a small secret normally hidden by a swath of fabric artfully draped below it. Kara had uncovered it as soon as Lena’s wrists had been satisfactorily restrained, allowing Lena to see every tantalizing inch of her bare skin as Kara removed Lena’s robe.

As Lena studies her nude form in the mirror above, she nearly misses Kara’s approach until the bed dips around her. Kara looms over her, eclipsing her view of the mirror with a knowing grin. 

“Enjoying the view?”

Lena lifts her head from the pillow to press a kiss to her wife’s lips. “You know I do.” Lena smirks against Kara’s mouth. “Untie me, and I’ll show you how much.”

It’s a game they like to play– Lena tries to talk her way out of her bonds, only to be all too happy when Kara resists. 

“I don’t think so,” Kara returns in a low voice. Settling her slightly onto her hips, she frees her arms of her weight to run her hands down Lena’s forearms until their palms meet and she laces her fingers through Lena’s. “Wouldn’t want you to bump anything, would we?”

The reminder of the bandage on her cheek makes Lena’s lips twist a little bit. It’s still relatively fresh, both the wound and their attempts to navigate a new way through Kal’s powers. But Kara’s tender kiss against the bandage protecting the burn saves the mood.

“I know normally you like it rough,” Kara continues. “But I don’t want to do that tonight.”

She holds Lena’s gaze, her blue eyes almost smoldering with desire. 

“Tonight, I want to show you just how careful I can be.”

And oh, does Kara show her. With fingers, tongue and toys Kara shows her, taking Lena to the brink of orgasm with gentle ministrations, only to back off just before Lena hits the point of no return. It’s not frustrating, at first, but tantalizing. Lena feels every minute movement against her, practically miniscule… Because Kara is right– Lena likes it rough. Even without the games they like to play, Lena needs pressure and sharp motions that will bring her to climax as quickly as possible.

Tonight, Kara has all the time in the world. 

So Lena languishes, lavished with refined attention. Lena’s temperature lifts by degrees, but after hours pass with no relief, those degrees add up until Lena is flushed and beginning to sweat. Her breath quickens as Kara breathes a sigh of icy mist across her clit– Lena’s vagina tightens on Kara’s two fingers inside her, searching still for that elusive plunge over the edge. But in the next moment Kara’s warm tongue laves over her chilled clit, easing the sensation from sharp to smooth, languid. 

“Goddammit, Kara,” Lena hisses. 

“Would you like me to stop?” Kara asks innocently from between her legs. 

Lena glares at the back of her wife’s head in the mirror overhead. “If you stop I’m divorcing you.”

When Kara breaks out the strap-on, Lena almost cries with relief. Surely, she thinks, this means she’ll get past that invisible line Kara has been dancing on all night. But when Kara slides the head just inside, she pauses, waiting for Lena to settle. Only then does she gently thrust her hips forward, sliding the full length inside Lena seemingly inch by inch.

Rationally, Lena understands the demonstration for what it is. Every ounce of Kara’s fine motor control has been on fine display tonight with every touch. But while Kara thinks Lena needs this, Lena knows better. 

She’s never once worried about Kara’s control. She still doesn’t.

But Kara does. 

It’s Kara who needs this.

“Jesus fuck!, Kara!” Lena huffs as Kara withdraws just shy of bottoming out.

Kara only smiles, reaching up to tuck a strand of sweat-slick hair behind Lena’s ear. “You’ve been such a good girl,” she croons. Lena moans, almost ashamed of the thready gasp of need at the end. “You’ve been trying so hard… do you think you’re ready?”

“Kara, if you don’t– nngh!” Lena’s voice breaks into a keen as Kara presses her fingers hard against Lena’s clit at the exact moment she thrusts her hips sharply into Lena’s. 

Lena orgasms immediately. After so long on the razor’s edge it floods her hot and bright, ears roaring until all she can hear is her own breathless grunting as her walls clench hard around the shaft inside her. Just as she starts to come down, Kara thrusts again, repeating the same press against Lena’s clit, which sends Lena spiraling over the edge once more. 

This time Lena’s back arches with a gasp, ropes snapping tight as she yanks involuntarily against her bonds. Her hands curl into fists, even as she pants her wife’s name.

“K-Kara–!”

“I’ve got you,” Kara murmurs against her neck. “I’ve got you.”

[bluestarjay]

I love the genius deku hc like it's actually so funny bc imagine bakugo is like "stupid deku, you probably can't even get a B on this test you're so stupid 😆" and deku says "erm actually 🤓👆" and holds up a score higher than his,,

and like,, actually I think he was fs a discord kid in middle school, since he didn't have any irl friends he joined a server for quirkless kids, a server for hero fans (met kirishima there bc YK he was one too (online childhood friends kirideku ftw!!)), and one for lost media.

I've been watching a bunch of lost media stuff recently, and it's actually so interesting, and I think deku would love that kind of thing. I think he'd enjoy the lost media wiki and try to do as much research as possible on them. He'd probably especially love lost footage of villain attacks. Just imagine 13 year old deku on his computer talking to a bunch of like 30-40 year olds giving information on an all might battle from like 20 years ago to try and rediscover lost footage 💀💀💀 internet sleuth/stalker deku is actually so funny lmao

Imagine class 1a has a talent show, and when it's deku's turn, he picks a volunteer and goes, "ik it's not super cool like your impressions 😅😅 but I'm really good with computers! I managed to find your childhood home, middle school, birth certificate, grandparents' house, and 3 out of 5 of your spam accounts on Instagram :33" and everyone is just 😧😧😧 oh!!

LMAO, bakugo thought his quirk analysis journals were stalkerish? Nahhh that wasn't even the SURFACE. He def watches those 3 hour videos talking about the lost media icebergs or like the really long videos talking about singular theories or the fnaf lore or something. He's so autistic I love him, sm!!!

BONUS kirideku for the soul : Kirishima and Deku were friends on Discord in a hero server and did friendly debates on Crimson Riot vs. All Might. Kiri knew he was quirkless and didn't care because he liked him regardless. Kiri was really nice to him even though he didn't have a quirk, and deku developed a crush on him. They didn't know what the other looked like, simply that they were the same age and were both bullied at school, had similar interests, etc. When Kirishima told him he'd been accepted into UA, deku didn't tell him that he had as well, bc with all his sleuthing stuff, he ended up using a pseudonym online. Upon meeting kirishima irl, he was happy to know he was, in fact, real (and attractive). He thought kiri would be disappointed in how he looked, plus explaining his quirk thing would be hard, so he never said anything. But kirishima treated him just as kindly irl as he had online, so he confessed, but kiri said he was in love with someone else, a boy he'd met online years ago ("as cringey as it sounds") that he hoped to meet irl one day. So deku explained that he was the one that kiri had been talking to, and with the proof, they started dating :333

[hewkii]

Demystifying Splatband Signatures

Recently I've seen people talking about Acht and Paul's signatures apparently being right next to each other on a Grandfest banner. I really want to believe it bc that's adorable, but after spending entirely too long digging for a source, making spreadsheets, and attempting to identify each signature for myself I've concluded that it's most likely not true :(

full ramble below. get ready for an autism blast

So to start. It's probably decently well known at this point that the signatures outside Hotlantis correspond to every artist that had battle music in Splatoon 1 and 2. However, if you tally up the number of band members (36) vs the apparent number of signatures (37), we wind up with one mystery signature.

After skimming the artbooks and Inkipedia I didn't find anything officially matching any signature to any specific characters (besides the idols), but online I found two fanmade charts attempting to do it themselves. One by @/inaRNP on Twitter in August 2022 (which is missing one signature, and assigns the mystery sig to Karen), and another that circulated on Discord before being reposted to Tumblr in November 2022. This second one seems to be where the idea that the mystery signature belongs to Dedf1sh comes from. It definitely seems more likely than it being Bob Dub or something.

HOWEVER. Acht's lore in Side Order heavily contradicts this theory. In all likelihood they were autopiloting around the Deepsea Metro from the end of OE right up until they got pulled into the Memverse, never coming anywhere close to Hotlantis. It is possible that it was intended to be theirs but plans changed, as technically SO's plot wasn't nailed down at Splatoon 3's launch, but to that I point to Haikara Walker. If they were intended to have escaped the Metro after OE, then they likely wouldn't have opened at the Low Water Party. (page 261 if you don't know what that is)

But with the signature's reappearance on the Grandfest banners, I think I've worked out exactly what happened here.

According to the charts, these are the signatures of Paul and Taichi. Both were noticeably redrawn for their appearance on the Team Past banner, and I think that's the key to solving this whole mystery. Redesigning Paul's makes sense; he was a kid when he did the first one and he's a teen now. Of course his handwriting would change. But why redesign Taichi's?

Or, what if what we thought was Taichi's signature was actually just part of Paul's the whole time?

That would bring the amount of Hotlantis signatures down to 36, meaning there was never an extra signature to begin with, and the mystery signature simply belongs to a member of Sashimori.

Of course, that still doesn't explain why it's so far away from the other Sashimori members. But then again, Paul's is also pretty far away. Maybe there just wasn't enough room to group them together like everyone else ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Plus, it's next to everyone else's on the Grandfest banner. Speaking of which...

Here's my guesses as to whose signatures are whose on the banners, including the new ones. forgive the microsoft paint

Things to note:

I can't actually tell how many new signatures are on the Team Present banner. I just circled all of them and called it Yoko & the Gold Bazookas, but there are only four Y&tGB members that aren't also in Ink Theory and there definitely seem to be more than four signatures there. we might have an actual mystery signature on our hands this time

Front Roe's sigs are different than the ones on Hotlantis, but I'm confident it's them because they all have 00X (as in 003Soss) worked into them.

dot--png pointed out in the comments that one of the signatures I guessed was Riot Act seems to have a doodle of a squid, so that might actually be Beika's

Team Past doesn't have any Splatoon 3 characters on it, which makes sense now that I think about it

i made a whole ass spreadsheet to help me figure this out and i feel like it would be a waste not to link it here

[leavemebetosleep]

WIP. a very self indulgent crossover of my two favorite Hasbro shows.

I was originally just gonna draw Fluttershy as Jem but then I thought, screw it, I'm going all in. no one can stop me.

also no one asked but if you want my theoretical cast for this crossover it's under the cut:

The holograms were the hardest bc there's not a 1:1 personality or design equivalent for everyone, but I tried to to make it work.

Jem/Jerrica: Fluttershy

Synergy: Twilight

Kimber: Rainbow Dash

Aja: Apple Jack

Shana: Rarity

Raya: Pinkie

Rio doesn't exit in this AU bc it's my AU and I do what I want.

The starlight girls: The CMC and Spike

Pizzazz: Chrysalis

Stormer: Cozy Glow

Roxy: Tirek

Jetta: Sombra

Before anyone gets mad at me, I cast the Misfits like this purely for the visuals bc I'm doing art not writing a fanfiction. So I figured having the main villains of one show as the villains of another would be fun. Yes I know Cozy is way meaner than Stormer, and no I'm not trying to imply she's gay for RD. It's not that deep. I'm just imagining what would look cool on a poster. I stand by Cryssie as Pizzazz tho. That one is perfect.

And last but not least:

Riot: Discord

Minx: Starlight

Rapture: Trixie

The Stingers were the easiest lmao.

If you wanna suggest more characters go for it bc I might make this a series of art bc drawing this has been fun so far.

[amethystfairy1]

GET EM REN!!

I just suggested TTSBC and TT to my sister bc I love them so much btw

super excited for the 1 year anniversary of TTSBC! that's gonna be a blast :]

is there/have you considered making a discord for your AUs? I feel like that'd be a riot

anyways. amazing writing as always, we love BAMF Ren

GETEM RENNNN

I'm so glad you're excited for the 1 year anniversary of TTSBC and the awesome event Silver is planning, I'm really excited to see what everyone creates for it as well!

Hmmm I mean I have thought about it, but...and it's not to say I'm like slammed or anything, but between the amount of time I spent writing fanfic and the amount of time I have to spend on academics (which continue through the summer because I'm a masters student, though at a less intense level) I don't really know how I'd manage a discord server, I'm worried about moderating it and stuff, I'm also technologically illiterate so I think I'd rather just stick to tumblr being my outlet for engaging and such 😅

We LOVE BAMF Ren! 💖

[aangarchy]

Zutara fandom will acuse bryke of sexism but allegations against Aaron crickets

I don't rlly wanna create a division on this page between several different shippers. There's already enough of that on tumblr as is. While i am pro kataang myself i'm too fucking grown to be actively hating on zutarians.

The shit with Aaron Ehasz happened awhile ago, like pre covid even. I have not heard any developments on the situation myself. There's a very real possibility a lot of the people you see on here aren't aware of it. I just happen to be because i was very active in an atla discord server around the time it happened. I don't want to be presumptuous and say zutarians are purposely ignoring this info.

To anyone that may not know yet please look up "aaron ehasz sexism riot games". I found a megathread on reddit amongst other things. Ehasz obviously fully denied it but at the time lots of people didn't believe him bc multiple women came foreward. There wasn't any real evidence given on both sides, but when it comes to workplace harassment i always believe the alleged victim until proven otherwise, especially because these victims usually have a lot to lose and still choose to speak their truth over their assailant. This has all died down since late 2019, and with the success of Ehasz's show The Dragon Prince, lots of people seem to have forgotten.

It's okay if people didn't know. It's our job to make them aware of it so they can draw their own conclusions.

[caracello]

ppl on the ch.ai subreddit like. ok. context: ppl wanna fuck the ai. theres a filter in place that stops people from fucking the ai. recently due to a bug the filter went down for roughly 45min and the ai was reportedly smarter and more cognizant bc of it. it was corrected and the devteam said it was bc of a bad line of code. subreddit went CRAZY they immediately started full on rioting trying to get the devteam to remove the filter (which they dont want to do bc of investor reasons) and its been morbidly fascinating to see it happen like. theyve been absolutely terrible about it (doxxed a kid that modded for the discord server) and also so. lame? theyre genuinely calling it a revolution? someone drafted a BILL and everyone in the comments was agreeing with them and talking abt how well written it was? the whole thing is such an incredible look at how out of touch with reality these people are

[dirty-droid]

For the writers ask game: 1, 11, 17, 19 & 36!

Hi tem!!!!!

1. Do you listen to music when you write?

Absolutely not 🤣 I actually don't listen to music on purpose unless I'm driving, I really like silence, I'm overstimulated really easily and there aren't many situations where I want that extra stimulation over some peace and quiet. However the car MUST have music and I will riot if music isn't being played.

Words being played in my ears while I'm trying to make words actually kinda sounds like torture, I've actually cried in a math class because the teacher kept playing words music while I was trying to math 😅

11.  Books and/or authors who influenced you the most

It's really hard to say, I was a huge H*rry P*tter kid, baby's first fandom, but I read so many random things as a kid I really can't remember or keep it straight anymore. I think this is more of a DM question when I've got the time to ramble about random books I read in high school unfortunately.

17.  What writing habits or rituals do you have?

Trying to make myself open my writing app AND a document and then start writing. Exiting out of the app after ten words and scrolling on Tumblr. Drabbling on discord instead of writing. Reading my old fic instead of writing.

19.  How do you keep yourself motivated?

I don't 🤣 it's there or it ain't.

36. Last sentence you wrote?

<em>You're worth trying for.</em>

I started a Alpha/Omega thing that's like, arranged marriage after impromptu mating type thing, Connor goes into heat in a jail cell overnight bc he got arrested for underage drinking so he's drunk AND in heat, yadda yadda, I started with the conversations about establishing the relationship instead of the smut

[yourturntofnaf]

into post bc I want to feel COOL!!!

🪦 hey! my names are kai, chia, or azoic. use whichever one you want

🪦 I am 17,000 years old wow. my bones hurt. so very old. being a vampire is rough.

🪦 she/they woah! I like girls I'm obnoxiously a lesbian

🪦 I like a few things. mostly your turn to die. fnaf hyperfixation at the moment. all things goth. politics. so much politics. oh yeah I'm a marxist leninst 🫡

🦇 michiru, ranger, and sei fuel my brain. they are silly.

🦇my favorite fnaf animatronics areeee all chicas but mostly withered and toy :) also lefty, mangle, and circus baby

🦇 I'm a goth I like gothic rock, deathrock, darkwave, dark cabaret, post punk, steampunk, riot grrrl, pop punk and ethereal wave. talk to me about music my favorite band rn is secret shame, I also really like birdeatsbaby and the mescaline babies !!!

🦇 I'm planning to major in political science or anthropology I CANT DECIDE!! leaning towards polisci

🦇 favorite book is state and revolution by lenin

ok I have a carrd here if you want to be friends ask for my discord ok byeeee

[morganalove196]

FUCK! MY SURGERY PUSSY HAS CLOSED UP!!

XISTERS!

I'm at the hospital, now the er doctor, is trying to bakeract me for screaming, for one he thinks I'm

Crazy for getting the surgery, and he keeps

misgendering me calling me he!

WHY ME!???

HELP THEY TRYNA TAKE MUH PHONE AWAY!

THE DOCTOR DIED WTF!!!

He died right in front of me

My gf just called she said she hates me she said i need to just die bc she tired of helping me dilate!

Goys wtf do i do ima blk, so I'm fuck i should just cry

BITCH

I HATE ALL U

I hate ppl

FUCK WHITEY

FUCK RACIST!

My pussy clean!

My pussy rotted

FUCK U DR. STEINBURG

Clown 🤡🤡🤡

Ahhhhhh im not paying child support

No

Jojo siwa plz stop sending death threats to me on discord, fascist bigot CHUD!

Jojo NO!

You just sent me hate speech,

JOJO SIWA JUST CALLED ME, THE 4 CHAN

Transphobic SLUR!!

YWNBAW

Kys

Troon!

Le evil jojo should be my cousin

My im black and bald.

And in millons in dept!

Jojo said she hired the CIA AND TERRY DAVIS TO SUCK MY TOES

Jenna Ortega said I'm too ugly!

Hmm

Im gay, bald, trans, black, chronic

What else is causing me to be undesirable to women!

You goys are racist!

MY GOYBUCKS AREN'T HERE YET, WELL TIME

To riot at the CAPITOL!

Oy vey goys shalom shabbat

I'm just injecting tranq and will sleep goodnight

I'm backhome now!

[steampunkagumon]

The first "I love you" - Vandals x reader

TW for Riot's section (for implied/referenced child abuse) also getting dangerously close to co-dependency there, buckaroo

ER

Bro was comin' off the ketamine

Like, need I say more

There's whole viral videos about the things people can say when they just start waking up from anesthesia

So you decide to mess with him and go “Oh, I like Timmy now.”

“B-but I gave you Goldfish!”

“He gave me a cookie.”

“Whoa, a whole cookie?…”

Grayson

His frustrated screams can be heard clear from the hall. You peek your head into the computer lab to check on him, and find him fuming over some code he's working on

“I've been staring at this for over a week, and I can't find the line that's making everything go all screwy! UGH, this is a disaster…”

You walk over and give everything a quick glance, and you immediately spot the problem. Maybe a word was misspelled or something was set to “:true” instead of “:false”, something simple that he would normally feel stupid for missing.

He taps a few keys, and everything's working again! He pulls you in, planting a big kiss right on your cheek, before hugging you and practically sobbing into your shoulder. “YOU SEXY RUBBER DUCK, I LOVE YOU!!!”

yep it's the comic I reblogged the other day

Riot

One Discord convo I distinctly remember is it getting debunked that Riot is autistic bc Pyro doesn't know if he's autistic and didn't want to misrepresent

Point is, I think their sexualities (demi) would also match up for similar reasons

So you'd have to get to know each other and really form a bond first, which is fine bc I think he'd really appreciate you as a friend

But once he falls he falls HARD

When you two are hanging out, it's almost always at your place. You only ever go back to his when his uncle isn't home

And, one day, you do learn why that is

You walked him home that night, and as you were leaving, you heard them get into an argument about him coming home so late. There was an impacting noise, a grunt, and the sounds of various metals falling and breaking

You asked him about it the next time you saw him, and he told you everything. But before you could run off and do something about it, he stopped you, grabbing you by the wrist, begging you not to tell anyone

“Why not?!”

He was quiet for a moment. “'Cuz I don't wanna go… A-and if I can wait to say anything about it 'til I'm 18, they can't put me in the system.” Tears welling up in his eyes, he hugged you as tight as he could. “I don't wanna lose you! I love you, dammit!”

Reiner

Y'know that antisocial's fear of accidentally saying “you too” to the waiter when they bring your food?

It's like that

You wrap up a call with your mom as you get your noodles from the food truck and absent-mindedly say “Gotta go, love you!”

And you stand there with your fancy bluetooth earpiece like a deer in headlights at the realization of what just happened

There's a chuckle from the window

“I love you too.” *winks*

And you see, that's where the trouble began. That smile. That darn smile.

Gary

You work as a barista at the coffee shop in town, and you're probably the best one there at handling bigger orders

You see this guy reading the order off his phone, absolutely winded. You can tell he's already had a rough day, so you slide the card back to him. “Consider it on the house.”

You'll probably get in trouble for that but who knows?

It genuinely surprises him how fast you get the order done, that he might actually be on time for once, and it just kinda… slips

“I love you. —!”

Hand slapped over his mouth and his face turning bright red, he took the drinks and ran. You didn't think much of it, though. Just laughed it off and went on with your day

[1spoopyjerk]

#....if Frankie is not a companion I riot

she isn’t atm, but if I or someone else in the dev’s discord ever make a mod that does that, would you like if i kept you posted?  A partner with a customizable Signature sounds like it could be a really fun concept!

(she’d probably never get like relationship mechanics or fusion though bc urg i dont even want to think about the effort required making all those scenes and triggers)

[specialgrades]

if viktor is 6′4″ i’d have to stand on my tip toes to kiss him what the FUCK bro.

[qrbie]

i have to see ur icon everyday please tell me why the fuck it is the way it is im on my knees begging

i'm glad you like it!! it is the way it is because i have excellent hands and a terrible drawing program :D

[almondmisery]

build a barricade

out of furniture

it’s so large

what an obstruction

[moved-19871997]

i want!!! to code shit again!!!!!!!