#bc it was boring and uninterested me and it was difficult and i HATED IT and avoided it as much as possible

[bungoustraypups]

1. 🦎 LIZARD: Who is your most untrustworthy OC? Why?

14. 💎 GEMSTONES: Share a line in your writing that you really love!

15.💡LAMP: Talk about a scene you are working on—is it easy or difficult? Why?

11. 🌈 RAINBOW SLOTH: Wild card! Share one thing about your WIP that you have been waiting to be asked about!

ask meme ACCEPTING

answering these for my BSPverse (canon-divergent bsd next gen) ocs and fic series!

1. 🦎 LIZARD: Who is your most untrustworthy OC? Why?

junji ito, by far. it's not specifically because he's a demon, it's more because of this (from his profile):

From the moment one meets it, it’s clear that something is… wrong about Junji. It gives off an unsettling aura from the moment someone other than Ace approaches it, and one’s greatest hope for survival when Junji encounters them is that it doesn’t acknowledge their existence, or decides they are uninteresting and finds something else to “play” with. Junji’s idea of “play” is incredibly terrifying and often fatal to the victim, however, as it loves to hunt down unwilling victims and either psychologically break them with horrors unknown, or if it doesn’t like its victim, tearing them apart with its bare hands. Observing Junji for only a little bit reveals its demonic nature, as it has no fear of what would happen if it was discovered (and at the present point in time, anyone who has figured out that Junji is a demon has done nothing about it for fear of becoming it’s next “plaything”).

junji is fucking terrifying and easily the most dangerous BSPverse character. the only reason he doesn't cause insane amounts of destruction is literally just because he doesn't want to and he thinks it'd be boring if he fucked things up too much lmao

14. 💎 GEMSTONES: Share a line in your writing that you really love!

more than one line technically and also not part of a published fic yet but i plan on using it (soon) so here take mori with his daughter makoto (fukumori fankid)

"Is there only one option for me?" Makoto asks, the misery clear in her tone. "Do I - do I have to harden my heart? Do I have to abandon kindness to be strong?" "Oh, Usa," Ougai murmurs back. "No. Never abandon that sweet, gentle heart of yours. You need it to be strong."

this is set right after a Very Traumatic Event in makoto's life as well and it makes my heart hurt

15.💡LAMP: Talk about a scene you are working on—is it easy or difficult? Why?

difficult but literally only bc its the first scene in this chapter and first scenes make me saw my legs off mentally every time i write em lmao so

11. 🌈 RAINBOW SLOTH: Wild card! Share one thing about your WIP that you have been waiting to be asked about!

here take this heavily redacted screenshot of planning notes for upcoming chapters of the hateful eight!

[neptunebeetle]

Bluh okay sorry i keep making text posts but

[edengarden]

Hi! May I have a romantic heaven box BNHA matchup, please? :)

I'm Flo, a 19 years old bisexual girl.

Appearance: I'm 164 cm(~5'3) tall, with slim, kinda athletic body. I have medium long brown hair and same coloured deer-eyes(probably most attractive part on me), I also wear eyesglasses. I have thin mouth unfortunately. Also, I have a tiny little scar above my right eyebrow(I opened our car's door on my head years ago lolol), it's barely visible. I'm vain and always dress like a lady: so dresses and skirts, I have a classy, elegant or cute style, depends on my daily outfit. I wear light makeup, but not all the time.

Personality: Ambiverted, Virgo with Leo ascendant and Pisces moon. Slytherpuff. Needless to say, these already represent how confusingly dual my personality is. My behaviour constatntly changes, depending on who I am with: I try to sell myself, being two-faced, wearing a mask(sometimes I appear to be talkative, other times full-stoic), but to people I really do love, I'm quite blunt. Most of the time I'm caring and relatively kind person(but can be an asshole&harsh if tired emotionally). Highly critical, opinionated and rational-thinker, and I usually analyze everything: movies, books, other people, myself. HATE small talk, I always want to talk about some deep shit, sharing my opinions, thougts(only if you ask for it). Enjoy debating. Also, I'm the REALLY clumsy, like clumsy af and I have an invincible talent in getting myself into the most embarrassing, cringe situations. Hate appearing to be weak or crying in front of others(I never do), and generally I can get melancolic and depressed easily. I don't really trust even my loved ones, I always hide my deepest emotional(or whatever) issues, I just can't stand the fact being emotionally vulnerable. Also, I bottle up feelings well. But I can be soft sometimes which suprises people. One of my best friends said, I am suprising, always doing something unpredicted. Additionally, I stress over something all the time. About my humour, it's kinda ironic, dark, morbid, troll-ish; roasting, teasing people 24/7. Don't worry, despite my sometimes serious act, I can be a total dumb idiot. Selfish, vain, lazy,  snobbish hahah. Quite liberal, and I almost never judge people, I mind my own buisness. When I can talk about something I love or just sharing my opinion, I am passionate and be ready for a LONG rambling. Oh, I love alcohol and going out with friends, also I smoke those occassions. Plus, I have god-like hands, everyone told me that I could earn money bc of my massaging skills(I just know by instict how to touch people lol). Oh, and I daydream and zone out a lot. I love going out and drink alcohol with my friends(and sometimes somoke too), the drunken me can be a real asshole, but also hugs out of the blue, I get softer. Oh, and I curse fucking much, I have a disgustingly flithy mouth, bc of my rather innocent appearance and behavior ppl are suprised how much is... cruse.

Relationship: I don't really have a 'type' but I get bored easily: I takes a lot for me to really like in long-term a person, so I fall easier for complex and charismatic ones(but like I said, I can fall for other personalities too!!). I'm a quite difficult person to be with and to love, so I'm suprisingly flexible in a relationship. Only thing I need and without it wouldn't work at all: DEEP CONVOS AND SOME INTELLECT. Also, I have a quite roasting-bullying type humour, so my lover should understand and being able to handle that. Anyways, I'm not much of a PDA person(but I don't mid handholding, short hugs etc. if my partner really want to), and not romantic at all(also cannot flirt hehe), and for a long time I can be bit distant. Love language is words of affirmation&quality time, and if I have to express my feelings I'm best with acts of service. I love cuddling, ppl are suprised when I initiate hugs but tbh I love physical affection. I'm probably more likely the 'friend' lover. I need a lot, lot, lot alone time.

Hobbies/Likes: classical literature, theatre, politics, hiking, sightseeing, mysteries, reading about disappearances(crimes), trying out new things, yoga, running, horse riding, table tennis, listening to music, cats, thunderstorms, rainy days, cider, tequila

Music taste: Oh man, MIXED. I listen to literally everything except techno, it depends on my mood honestly. But if I had to say something, I think indie, alternative rock, electronic and psychedelic songs are the closest to me, but I've grown to listen more and more rap. Most of the songs are depressive as fuck, I mean I can be at my happiest, but I'd still listen some dark shit. But still, I enjoy pop(2000s pop at parties FUCK YEAH), jazz. Also, some occassions all my ears and mind need is some good ol' classical music. Some faves: Tame Impala, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jack Stauber, Fink and some Hungarian bands that no one knows unfortunately. :(

Sorry if I was too long and more sorry if I've already requested before(my brain just rots lol), then just ignore me, hehe~♡

Did you,,, did you just copy paste like 3/4 of who I am

Man when I was reading your persona I was going “RinRinRinRinRinRin-“ but I decided against it UwU

ALL IN ALL you honestly sound like my type of person?? Like deadass I’d wanna befriend you. Fuck them small talks tell me what you think of the expansion of the universe and let’s talk about what if drugs are illegal bc they make us perceive true reality-

I’m going to match you up with... Shindo!

This one is a Battle of Wits, I swear. You didn’t trust him a single bit when the two of you first met, no one even thought you’d ever become friends. Shindo could practically see the gears turning in your head and quite frankly he was impressed?? You’re a highly intelligent individual who was able to keep your guard up and seclude yourself from others while not appearing TOO unapproachable? Boy was whipped and he didn’t even realize it. While others thought you were sort of cold and pragmatic, he thought you were the most well-balanced human in the world.

You guys 100% had an enemies to lovers thing going on, but it was slightly different. YOU started off completely uninterested in him, but while he made you think the feeling was mutual, I think Shindo found himself gravitating towards you. You can bet he secretly celebrated every little victory and step forward he made with you. Boy did NOT let up.

I seriously think he’s entertaining enough for you to keep interest in him. Shindo is as two-faced as you are (if not more), and he WILL change his behaviour within a second to keep your interest (somehow no one noticed his habit of doing that when he was crushing on you?? SUSPICIOUS). Also not a big fan of small talk; if he’s interested in you, he wants to know how you tick. He wants to know what you enjoy, what you like and what you dislike. And when you tell him while trying to still keep an emotional distance from him, he takes it as a challenge. No, he doesn’t think your relationship is a game, but he does think it’s highly entertaining and interesting.

When you start softening up to him, he won’t even grow bored. He’s worked so hard to get close to you and it finally pays off and he’s so happy??

But he won’t ever initiate PDA, just because he too has an image to uphold lmao if others don’t personally know you they’d never know y’all are falling for each other.

Songs!!

- One of My Turns, Pink Floyd (“don’t look so frightened this is just a passing phase one of my bad days” just hits different for the two of you?? I’m not saying your relationship is toxic bc it really isn’t but the VIBE is there)

- Do I Wanna Know?, Arctic Monkeys

- Dollar Days, David Bowie

- You Give Love A Bad Name, Bon Jovi

[sweetasssuga]

Yoonmin Fic Recs

personal favorites = ♡

new additions = ϟ 

Leave Before the Lights Come On by doozy (jungtaeh) [1k] [general audiences] 

Yoongi calls Jimin his sweetheart and Jimin really loves that.

up all night (to get my luck) by cyphers for infires (infires_man) [3k] [teen]

“I just… Did someone in this room not just scream like they were about to be murdered?”

“Oh, that,” Taehyung says. “That was Jimin. He saw a spider.”

i don't care if you're not sorry, i forgive you by jflawless [3.8k] [teen]

Park Jimin doesn't understand Min Yoongi, but he wants to.

body language by awsuga [teen] [3.9k] 

Yoongi really liked to touch Jimin, for no special reason.

didn't sign up for this by reinvents [5k] [teen]

when jin tells him about jimin, he imagines a tall, lanky, university stud who showers maximum twice a week. one can say yoongi has a poor sense of imagination. 

dead roses by awsuga [8k] [teen]

Jimin was the sunshine the flowers needed. Yoongi was simply there to water them from time to time.

i'm fully operational (and at your disposal) by MauveTarte [8.5k] [explicit]

Five times Jimin helped someone, and one time Yoongi helps Jimin.

we're just lost stars by aegyofairy [8.6k] [rated explicit but i rate it as teen]

It's hard growing up, seeing your imperfections and having to face that you're in the spotlight 24/7, for Jimin it's even harder when you're falling in love with the only person who makes you feel perfect. Someone that probably just sees you as a kid anyways.

(or, that one where Jimin grows up, Yoongi takes notice, and basically all of bangtan ship yoonmin)

you don't have to say i love you (to say i love you) by sheabutter [9k] [teen] 

yoongi's so painfully and obviously in love with jimin, it sort of hurts the other members sometimes.

Sweeter Than Sweet by MissterMaia [10k] [teen] 

Yoongi hates sweet things. He hates sugary treats and pastries and candy, which is why he's less than enthused when Hoseok drags him to a Dunkin' Donuts to "cheer him up" after a run-in with one of his professors.

Yoongi hates sweet things, yes, but maybe he's willing to sacrifice his taste buds so he can come back and see the cute employee with hair as pink as the goddamn donut frosting.

Barbershop Romance by MissterMaia [13k] [teen] ♡

Jimin's impromptu visit to a salon called SUGA turns out to be more interesting than he expected. Way more interesting.

The Shape of It by Sharleena for diminies [14k] [teen] ♡  

It's not that Jimin wants much from life. Really. He's a simple man.

One thing he did not want, however, was to wake up to find out that the piano man in his snow globe suddenly came to life and is now sitting on his bed like he owns it.

Or

The au in which one of them is trapped in a snow globe but then comes to life.

The Devil's Mistress by springrain21 [16k] [mature]

Yoongi is Captain of the pirate ship, the Devil's Mistress, and he and his crew are racing against time to find a famous buried treasure, always one step behind and losing it to another rival ship. To gain the upper hand, Yoongi kidnaps a silver-haired beauty who is rumored to be a creature of great power. He isn't expecting to fall in love on the way.

You Make My Palms Sweat by heukhaneul [17k] [mature] 

Jimin is definitely not crushing on his best friend's other friend's best friend.

time follows you (and fades) by thebestofme [17k] [teen]

hp!au - how half-veela!jimin and yoongi fall in love in the Slytherin common room.

(or, two sides of one story: Jimin worries about the effects of his Allure and hides his veela nature; Yoongi loves Jiminie but is too confused by mixed signals to act on it).

Art or Pornography by onlyalivetonight [20.7k] [explicit] 

Yoongi is an art student looking for participants for his university project. It's an important piece for his final year project, but it's difficult to find people willing to agree to read a book with a vibrator inside of them on camera.

Enter Park Jimin, a walking morality issue who makes him question his sanity.

i'll be a gentleman ('cause i'll be your boyfriend) by yururin for offthebeat [21k] [mature]

Yoongi isn’t an easy man to surprise, but kisses out of the blue and sudden boyfriend proposals can do the job.

Barbershop Love by MissterMaia [22k] [explicit]

Jimin has never taken his best friend’s jokes about his alleged praise kink seriously, because that’s all they are and ever will be. Jokes. They’re stupid jokes that Taehyung makes at his expense to see the shy Jimin turn into a blushing, embarrassed mess of stuttering protests and meek curses. They’re only jokes, and they’re so stupid.

Or at least Jimin has always thought so, but then his hairdresser boyfriend asks him to pose as a model for his winter collection, and Jimin realizes that there might the teeniest, tiniest bit of truth to Taehyung’s persistent teasing.

he's what you want (i'm what you need) byjonghyunslisterine [24k] [explicit] ϟ 

jimin needs to learn how to kiss.

word on the streets is that yoongi's a very good kisser.

Maybe if our Worlds Collide (We Could Be Together) by Sharleena [24.7k] [explicit]

Amidst one of his lonely travels, Yoongi meets Jimin at a diner.

For some reason, Yoongi really wants to run away with him.

"I work in a diner, I'm really bored and you come along with your lonely biker aesthetic and ask me to run away. It's cliché."

Yoongi swallows. "Is that a no?"

"I didn't say that."

Boys who Talk Shit™ by internetpistol [26k] [explicit] 

When Yoongi enrolled in BTS (aka Boys who Talk Shit) Boarding School, he wasn't really expecting to be the only 'straight' (to be read sarcastically) guy in a room of seven geniuses (aka children aged five to ten, honestly). Plus four pet spiders. Yes, plural.

Chaotic episodes in A Place of Love and War, where Yoongi learns all about True Love via Park Jimin, Music and Marriage. Sort of. Brain bleach and ear plugs are strongly recommended.

we should just kiss, like real people do by annarosewrites (annaroserae) [26k] [mature] ♡ ϟ 

The light from the windows has painted him lilac and pink and red, and he’s a masterpiece of shattered mosaic and Jimin is drawn to him. Inevitably and wondrously so.

“Hi,” Yoongi whispers, sweet and a little tired. Sharp cheeks and soft eyes, and Jimin thinks this is as close to divinity as he’s ever been.

[jimin doesn't have time for pretty city boys who'll leave as quickly as they come, but maybe, just maybe, he has time for a boy named min yoongi]

Summer Wine by mintsoda [28k] [teen]

"'No, uhm—,' Yoongi lifts a hand to the back of his head and ruffles his hair a little. 'I haven't been in a relationship for a while, actually, if that's what you mean.'

Taehyung's face lights up like a Christmas tree set on fire and Jimin prepares himself for the unpreparable.

'Our Jimin here is single, too!' Taehyung beams and Jimin cannot believe he just said that."

In which Jimin and Yoongi are both the fifth wheel in their group of dating friends during their summer vacation on Okinawa – but not for long.

home is the sea reflected in your eyes by anyadisee [33k] [teen]

Yoongi doesn’t know what he was expecting, exactly, when Taehyung called the day before asking about the pool in his mini-greenhouse, but it certainly wasn’t this.

This being opening his door to find Taehyung and Jungkook on his porch, the former with his fist raised mid-knock even though the doorbell is right fucking there, the latter standing a few steps behind him and smiling rather sheepishly while bridal-carrying a mermaid.

A goddamn mermaid.

It is too early for this, Yoongi decides.

;;

[or: in which taehyung and jungkook are concerned friends, jimin dreams of being able to walk and travel on land, and yoongi is a genius witch who can help.]

maybe i hate you can be our always by ameliabedelias for 777335 [35.9k] [mature] ♡ 

When Yoongi thinks about it, really gives it genuine thought, it's possible that Park Jimin isn't the worst person in the world.

//

(Or, Yoongi and Jimin get off on the wrong foot.)

The Boy in the Music Box by MissterMaia [52.6k} [teen]  

Yoongi doesn’t really expect anything special when he finds an old music box in his grandmother’s attic and she tells him to keep it. Oh sure, he expects the music box to be a pretty decoration to add to the stale interior of his small apartment. He expects it to play a tune and he might even dare to expect the barely-functioning little ballerina to dance along to the soft chimes, but that's it, really. The last thing he expects is for the little ballerina to take human form at night and throw his life out of balance with radiant smiles, soft giggles, and a heart-wrenching story.

you wish i was yours (and i hope that you're mine) by awsuga [55k] [mature]  

Jimin is getting ready to sleep his summer away now that all his friends have left for college except for him. That is, though, until he meets Yoongi. A boy two years older than him from the city, who has been kicked out by his parents and is now living with his aunt.

Because of Yoongi Jimin learns more about himself in one summer than he has his entire life.

The Songbird and the Sea by MissterMaia [255.8k] [mature] ♡   (u gotta read this one. get her published bc she deserves it. also so she can post her sequel.)

In a world where dominance of the sea is an endless battle between pirates and mariners, Park Jimin is content living in his little village on a small, uninteresting island by the eastern mainland. He wants nothing to do with the bloodshed of good and evil, the heartless killing of both innocents and condemned, the constant establishment and disruption of order. What he wants is peace, to live his life in the same town he was born in, to spend his days in the beautiful forest, and to use the powers of his Blessed Rune to nurture the home he loves so dearly.

But when his island is attacked by pirates, Jimin will have no other choice than to do as they command and leave all thoughts of peace behind in favor of boarding the Agust, a pirate ship captained by the infamous Min Yoongi, Black Fox of the East.

[sirengenerator]

“kick his ass for me," said by andre to nerys

i got this ask a reeeeeeaaaaaally long time ago. finally, we get a response bc i love andre and nerys and their Friendship.

nerys went to law school for nine months―long enough for her to gestate a genuine and untouchable hatred for law school courses―before dropping out and scooping andre up from new orleans so they could study Greek and move to greece to study mermaids.

during the time she went to school, she and andre skype called like 99% of the time they were apart.

“I mean, it’s kind of a difficult situation, you know?” Nerys taps her fingers on the base of her laptop. “I don’t wanna be mean… but I don’t think I’m interested, and it’s… weird. It’s like, why am I not interested? He seems like a nice guy, I think.” She glances at the monitor to see Andre leaning back in the seat of his kitchen chair.

“I mean, clearly he’s not an angel or anything, Nerys.” Andre shrugs, “When someone tells you they’re not interested, you gotta accept that.”

Nerys bites the inside of her cheek―the situation is simple, really, a guy she isn’t into has asked her out, and she’s already turned him down twice, but he just won’t give up―unfortunately, his persistence isn’t so much charming as it is difficult to deal with.

“And to answer your second question, about why you’re not interested, it might be because he asked you out two more times after you said ‘listen, asshole, I’m not interested.’”

“I didn’t say that.” Nerys interjects. She could never be so mean.

“I’m paraphrasing.” Andre says, flatly. “How’s college, by the way?”

“Bad.” Nerys says, “I know it’ll make my mom and dad happy, but I hate law. It’s… boring.” She lets out a sigh as she thinks about it―everything is so complicated and yet still it’s so uninteresting, as far as Nerys is concerned. “And it kind of sucks, because I never get to see you.”

Andre smiles fondly, “Life here isn’t great without you, either. Ever since I moved back in with uncle Ed it’s been like―I never hear the end of it, you know? Andre, you are so smart, you should go to college. Andre, you’ve got so much potential. Like, I know I’m smart. I’m just a lazy millennial with no prospects. It’s like, no one respects that around here.”

Nerys holds her hand to her face while she laughs―Nerys’s laugh is excessive, with small giggling and bursts of outright laughter, all complimented with some snorting, which is not exactly ‘dignified’ but Andre says it’s charming―before regaining her composure. “Tell your uncle I said hi, by the way. And, if you want, I could buy you all the avocado toast you want and a house.”

Andre waves a hand, “I’ll tell him you said hi, and really, avocado toast and a house? You spoil me. I can repay you in some packets of artificial sweetener and a partially used Chipotle giftcard, if you want.” He smiles with amusement.

“Nah, I’m actually allergic to avocados.” Nerys snorts.

“That’s the saddest story I’ve ever heard. That’s like, straight up tragic.” Andre says, before looking down at his nails and picking them. “So, I know you’re kind of conflicted on it, but about this guy who asked you out―”

The guy in this situation is a man in Nerys’s criminal law class. He’s been a friend of Nerys’s for a while, actually, though that might’ve been Nerys misreading the situation when it came down to his apparent attraction to her. She doesn’t really get the whole… attraction, thing. To anyone, really.

“―listen, I don’t mean to rag on your friend or anything, but at this point you just have to tell him, dude, I’m not interested. Like, I got asked out recently―”

“―What? You never told me!” Nerys is shocked, incredulous, scandalized. She manages to go through all three of this similar emotions in a short span of time, her shock replaced with an amused smile.

“Yeah, there’s this girl who works at this frozen yogurt place I go to, and she asked me out and it was like, sorry man. I’m into dudes.” Andre says, “And yeah, it’s an awkward situation, but she took it well.”

“Well, I can’t exactly tell him I’m not interested in anyone, can I?”

“Uh, yeah, you can. You can say exactly that, too, if you want. You can go up to him and say, ‘hey dipshit, not interested.’ Like, as long as you get the message across to him that he’s gotta stop asking you out like this, because I know it stresses you out, you can say whatever.”

“You’ve got a point…” Nerys says, before sighing, “God, I miss you.”

“I miss you, too.” Andre says, “You’re my best friend, you know that?”

She can’t help the smile that crosses her face, “I know.” Andre is probably the most important person to Nerys, at this point. Her best friend―her long distance best friend, at this point, but her long distance best friend who listens to her talk on and on and on about her theories on mermaids and their connections to mythology and just about anything and everything Nerys might have on her mind. “You’re mine, too.”

“Now, I’ve gotta go make myself some food.” Knowing Andre, making himself food is code for eating four GoGurt tubes before taking a long nap, “But yeah. Kick his ass for me. I miss you.”

“I miss you, too.” Nerys says, closing out the Skype call. God, she misses Andre.