#bc im like damn! haha i fooled them into thinking im not a piece of shit?
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it's because the idea of u guys actually caring about me and enjoying my content scares the shit out of me i know y'all are just strangers on the internet but some of u really care about me and that's fucking terrifying to me!!!!
#uhhh follow up to my last post i guess#look guys when i say im crazy i mean it lmao#as soon as people start caring about me thats when i leave#ive done that irl and ive done that in past fandoms#im the asshole who always leaves first bc theyre afraid of everyone else leaving them:)#and also i just feel like i dont deserve any of the kindness i receive#so its really hard for me when u guys send me kind messages#bc im like damn! haha i fooled them into thinking im not a piece of shit?#like i feel like im lying by making yall think i desrrve kindness#and also i just dont know how to accept it ever#anyways hope this makes sense??#i'll probably delete it tho#i just wanted to give a lil more explanation#why im thinking about soing this#not bc i dont like the fandom anymore#but bc i literally am crazy and live in my mind prison
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American History In a NutshellĀ (American Revolution-2nd Industrial Revolution)
ok so these dudes were like "yo there is this land that looks cool so we should go there and snatch it" and so they go there and they start livin there and they all dumb as fuck so they almost die and then the native americans are like "we got you fam" and they helped them live and taught them how to hunt and shit but then king george is like "tax all the shit i dont care what they think just tax it all" and the people were like "oh hell na" and there was this strike like thing so they wouldnt drink tea and they threw it into the ocean ya know the boston tea party and then george washington, thomas jefferson, ben franklin, john adams and some other dudes nobody cares about signed the declaration of independence saying " yo FUCK YOU DUDES WE GONNA MAKE OUR OWN DAMNED COUNTRY WHILE YOU PLAY WITH YOUR WOODEN DILDO" so they sent that to the king and he was like " WAR WAR WAR my dildo is very nice how dare WAR WAR WAR" and so they went to war Ā and then there was the whole thing with paul revere and then the shot heard around the world and we were gettin dead and then there was this one battle where France Spain and i think Germany were all like " hey these dudes need this and i kinda want them to win bc KING GEORGES DILDO IS PINK AND HE IS A PIECE OF SHIT" and then so they help and then the things were signed on July 3-4 of 1776 and bam we were a country and we were all like " 'merica" and things were good and then there were native americans who were like " yo this is our land bitches we taught you how to make them dildos" and er got all mad bc 'merica then by the time Jefferson got to be our president louisiana was like " ya want some of this land,,,its a good price mr president" and jefferson was " HECK YEAH I WANT THAT LAND WITH THE GOOD SHIT" and that was the louisiana purchase that made the US twice its size and then there was somethin that went down with with florida but i dont remember what happened there and then there was the spanish american warĀ that was when the spanish in texas were like " yo wanna live here??" and the americans were like " HELLSTOTHEMOTHERFUCKINYEAHWEDOāMERICA" and so they moved there and then there was too many of them there and mexico or spain or whoever they were at the time were like "m'dudes,, get the fuck out this is ours" and of course bc we are americans we were like "FUCK YOU 'MERICA 'MERICA GO FUCK YOURSELF THIS IS OURS NOW BITCHES" and so they went to war or somethin like that and somehow texas became its own thing and they were like " yo i wanna be with you,,, we are one and together we can do great things,,,, i love you biiiiiiiiitch,, i aint ever gonna stop lovin you,, biiitch" and America was like " i love you to,,, but our love,,,it has to wait,,,there are too many things going on,,, maybe one day we can be together" and so the application to be part of the US was declined but meanwhile there is a throwdown goin on between the north and south. the south was like "SLAVES AND LABOR AND SLAVES AND STUFF" and the north was like " NONONONONONO ITS TIME TO STOP NOW" and then there was the civil war they was goin to war and things were lookin good until there was like these 3 battles that made the south go like " oh SHIT DUDES we gonna die,, just hide over there and we gonna go BOO when they come around the corner" and that didnt happen so then general Lee was like " we gonna die i better surrender to general Grant and maybe he will make us a good deal if i suck his dick" and Grant gave them a very good deal so then the reconstruction started and Abe Lincoln was like " FOOLS haha the Union won the war and now they bow down before ME" but then John Wilkes Booth was like " oh HELL NA" and he ba-banged lincoln in the back of his head and the entire United States was a very sad and depressed but still 'merica and so then there was this one dude that came into office that nobody really liked and his name was Andrew Johnson and he was kinda a douche but whatever but then there were these other dudes that were changing some shit up
hey so i know some things are wrong and there is some serious time gaps but here ya go and i also know some things are spelled wrong and some other things but im aware of most of it :)
#american#history#'merica#american history#im an idiot#im really not funny#please ignore my terrible humor#im so sorry#regret
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Ep. 11:Ā āDo you all think I am just floating over here with no one?ā - Aimee
Amy A
Ben ā¹ļø. I didnāt play too well with him and it was such a good blindside I couldnāt resist. I wish him well and I just have a feeling Iām next to goĀ
Olivia A
Okay umm we got Ben out but it turns out Kalle gave me a real idol? So I feel weird. The reason we began suspecting her of lying was because Hanuha people knew about Maddisonās safety without power advantage and Kalle was literally the only person who couldāve told them. IDK!!
Aimee
Iām just so tired of crying! Sarah tried to video chat and I just couldnāt. No one knew I donāt think that Ben and I were so close. Gaaaaah Iām gonna miss him so much! He just helped me so much to stay sane in this game. The last thing I need is anyone seeing me as a big hot mess. I canāt catch a break.Ā
Sarah
From two nights ago.... https://youtu.be/uebz8rVKNbg https://youtu.be/xQyiuiGeEpo
Pedro A
when i actually thought i was at the bottom........THERES EVEN A LOWER BOTTOM...THAT IM IN RIGHT NOW......chille ben screwed us BIG TIME....we were in a great spot..i dont even know what to say at this point
Sarah
Wow. Okay. I didnāt want to be a villain but here we are. I will post a video confessional soon but for now, the plan to vote out Ben actually worked. I called Maddison last minute and explained that Ben and Kalle were tight and were all over the place, playing both sides. Maddison found out that Kalle was a rat and was not being completely truthful and we both agreed on voting Kalle or Ben. We agreed on Ben because we thought Kalle was going to play her idol on herself.... turns out Ben was telling the truth in voting out Kalle to old Hanuha and Kalle actually gave Olivia a real idol. More to come... but for now I feel like a villain ahhh.Ā
Kalle N.
Well I said that my only goal was to make jury and not go to the FTC so it looks like Ben really helped me achieve that. THAT FOOL REALLY FUCKED ME OVER ON HIS WAY OUT THE DOOR. This is fine. I will never let him forget that I've beaten him twice now and that's all that matters. Did not see this tribal coming at all. Can't wait to get voted out next
Najwah
If I learned anything today is that we tend to read in and over think and make up scenarios in our head. Ben was actually on our side all along? Who would have thought. All the bits and pieces he told us today just didn't add up and Cody said he was different and everyone was just quiet and Ben didn't talk in the group, he spoke to people individually. I don't really understand what just happened but we wasted so much energy speculating lmao. And now where the hell do we go from here? Cody has become so paranoid also. The minute Ben told him that those people will be writing his name he became soooo paranoid wtf. Then he WASTED an advantage and idol at tribal? Just bc he still didn't trust the plan. I'm starting to think that Cody just can't trust anyone or any process. I really think he needs to chill more. Be more low key. Just try to be calm. If you get voted out, it's not like you're going to die or something. It's just a game after all.Ā
Aimee
Apparently tribe was getting too suspicious of how Ben and Kalle were so close. I still donāt get why I had to be left out of the vote though? Why canāt I get the respect to be told what is happening before the vote, so I have time to process my emotions and have my stuff together a little. https://immunityilol.tumblr.com/post/617448854807298048 Instead I get nothing. I get a call from Sarah right after Ben is voted out. Obviously I canāt answer it because Iām crying and no one knew I was super close to Ben. Iām just so angry right now first Grae now Ben! IS MADDISON NEXT!? FUCK! Like Gah Iām afraid to get close to anyone. But I just love getting to know people. I finally got to video chat with Maddison. Fucking loved it! She is great to talk to and great to have on this crazy skype isolation island. I need some interaction and realness right now. Ok Iām totally drinking. Itās hard enough to process all this nonsense sober. We will see what the next day brings.Ā
Aimee
Sarah I really donāt want us to end up like this Casanova music video. š¢š I guess everyone wants to blindside Aimee as a treat. I hope people got their jollies out of it. š Allie X - Casanova feat VĆRITĆ https://youtu.be/YpVunjboAWg
Sarah
From last night.... https://youtu.be/EirlyVVXDKk
Sarah
Day 21 https://youtu.be/aYiGStuSKDA
Pedro A
Im afraid Kalle will throw me under the bus...just to stay this week cause shes on the bottom....and im also afraid that maddison and olivia will try to convince kalle to vote me out...instead ....since they are coming for me ...GOSHHH..i hate my life...i need immunity...CAN I LIKE HAVE IT?
Pedro A
okay so im excited to see everyone's answers to this challenge...THIS WILL BE INTERESTING...it will reveal a lot of people real thoughts ..IM READY FOR TEAAAA YALL
Najwah
I enjoyed my day today. I think it's the first time I was fully in the real world in 22 days. I'm playing a reckless game right now. There are so many layers in this game but after last night's tribal and learning that Ben was being legit, I just feel bad. I love Cody but he's definitely a loose cannon and can't play low key. Which is definitely bad for my game. He and Sarah are trying to push me into getting Amy on our side, but our relationship just isn't like that. I don't want to make her feel used. I like her. I really like her a lot. I like Sarah too. And Cody. I want to be friends with all these people IRL lol so I don't want to play against them or lie to them. This game just gets harder every time someone gets voted off tbh but I'm at the point where I feel like "if my plan works, then great", "if it doesn't, then whatever. I get to chill on panderosa and get to sleep more and actually spend time with my family and friends who I've been avoiding since this started lmao" Also, I'd be able to work again. I haven't got much work done urgh. I don't know whether my super idol is real. I'm curious to see what tonight's challenge will reveal. I am not going in with any syrategy
Cody wants to go for Kalle and Pedro coz they voted for him? I don't know, I think that's kinda silly and I'm not about revenge. You have to think rationally. And we have made a few irrational choices of late because people read into things. I still wish Ben hadn't told Cody that everyone was voting for him. That's how so much of yesterday's shit started. I have been so tired since yesterday. Tired of the scheming and overthinking and being paranoid over nothing urgh. Aimee also wants to call me after the challenge. I'm kinda scared tbh. I had a dream last night that Aimee killed me lmao this game is haunting me and giving me nightmares. Honestly, I'd be okay if anyone left wins this game. Okay except Kalle. She's the only one I've not interacted with and she just seems dodge idk. Maybe I'm still thinking about Zack's stupid analysis on people. Anyways.Ā
Najwah
I'm happy for Maddison tbh. She deserved that. I just want to scream about Cody though? Why did Cody chop Aimee? Wtf. And that made Aimee chop Sarah before she chopped Amy or Maddison. I'm so confused. Ugh.Ā
Maddison
Apparently I donāt know much about this tribe. Yeet!
Pedro A
Villan of the season?....im honored...but bitter jury?...i didnt like that one..lol
Aimee
I chopped Pedro for Grae.Ā
I chopped Olivia and haha sorry I got so nervous on here that I just chopped the final chop, even though that was savage as hell... I called her a goat and then chopped her right out of the game. Oops hahahahaha. When I watch this challenge back I look like the C word with a capital C.... And that word isnāt ācartwheel.ā I chopped Sarah for the Ben blindside. I chopped Amy for my mental health. I canāt lose Maddison! Iām so sick of being tortured that I truly am running out of fucks tbh. Just chop anyone, whatever. Why do I care...
Aimee
Ohhhh Najwah!!!! Donāt worry about not telling me about the vote or accidentally calling me a goat because you didnāt know the meaning. I think I would make a cute goat. https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/615593098008035328 Love that you think Iām actually āthe Greatest of All Time.ā I adore you and our friendship ļæ½ļæ½ā¤ļøš luv you girl!!! I know youāre truly being genuine unlike others. Iām waiting for this game to tip in our favor so we can run with it. https://youtu.be/TGwZ7MNtBFU This MV is dedicated towards Najwah after Cody swooped in and stole my final 2 with her. No hard feelings; I have my own stuff to sort out after my man Ben was voted out. Iām pretty confident you have a final 2 with Cody and I love that for you. š§”šš Iām happy yāall got together and are strong with Sarah. But here I am. Do you all think I am just floating over here with no one? Just not playing the game and grazing my grass over here like a āgoat?ā They really donāt know how close I was with Ben and they got stupid lucky on that one. Iām not as clueless as you all think... itās in your best interest to reconsider. Also letās not skip over the fact that Sarah and I both didnāt get an answer on touchy subjects for āwho do you trust the most.ā Yeah donāt think I didnāt peep that. ššššššššš Sarah didnāt put me and I didnāt put her. I put Maddison. Cody had 2 votes. Najwah and Sarah put him. Iām not dense. I guess Sarah is cool with being that 3rd wheel. Loving the fact that apparently no one has been seeing me reaching across the aisle for damn DAYS trying to play with Maddison.... oh honey, oh girl...oh no no ... that was just Ben right? Yeah. My final 2 with Ben is gone so Iām rogue and hoping I can get Maddison as far as possible with me. Also! Just letting you all know Iām not a damn chump. Itās SO OBVIOUS that Cody Najwah and Sarah have a fucking secret chat that theyāve been in since the beginning of all time, which included Zack. Youāve heard it here first folks. Oh and Iāve known this for at least a week or two. The tells are so blatant, but catch me pretending to have no idea. Iām not the goat that you think I am, but I would LOVE you to continue to think of me of a goat and forgettable. If you knew what I was doing I wouldnāt be allowed to get to the end. If Iām on any players radars then that means I am doing a bad job. So, I absolutely loved what this challenge revealed. I know way more than people think I know, but I am playing up the ditzy card hardcore. I would much rather prefer to be a stealthy sniper that people think is not playing. Give me a chance to explain my game in the final tribal and you might regret that. I have been doing all the same moves as Ben and same exact strategy.... he gets called a big threat and blindsided and yet here I am with identical strategy and totally left alone and tbh a little disrespected but that works to my advantage. Perception is not reality! This could be everyoneās biggest mistake and I honestly love it. I just want Kalle and Pedro out tbh. I got my big boobs and my positivity. Iām mind strong and Iām ready to get this. Your lady is never giving up. If you blindside me again it better be me that gets voted out. Otherwise youāre all in a world of fucking trouble... https://64.media.tumblr.com/0389c791f095d54973543b32d4414577/984582d2a107588c-89/s540x810/c10ec7b961de2fd3b693a886ea7385b04ed3d653.gifv
Najwah
I am still tired. LOL. Amy L still hasn't replied to me. I think she hates me right now and I burned the bridge with her, which I'm obviously sad about because it's the only bridge I really cared about? Like she's the only person who I was 100% sure about and we've always respected each others allegiance to their alliances. Anyway. What does it matter now? I'm going to let Cody and Sarah make a plan with this tribal scrambling. Oh Cody said the reason he chopped Aimees rope is because he didn't want her to win immunity again lmao so he rather chops someone in his own alliance wtf I can't get over that fatal mistake. That and playing the extra vote and idolšš ugh and I think people assume I am his goat or something lmaooooo I absolutely adore Cody but I really hope he doesn't mess things up for himself. Sarah wants me to get coins for them to buy an immunity idol. Do I really want to waste 5 coins again on someone whose just going to get paranoid and play it? I don't know. I need to think on it.Ā
Aimee
Welp I finally told my first lie in this game and hopefully itās not my demise. I guess itās my turn to be messy. Iām still coping with Ben being gone. šš¢š« Why the nut, did I tell Pedro I want him here. It was definitely too much alcohol and worried if he had another idol I would be the throw vote. Welp we will see if he throws that info all over the island. https://64.media.tumblr.com/d9f98e355c7e9229777fa982551cfd7e/tumblr_nr72mkoPHr1rs8h9do7_250.gifv https://64.media.tumblr.com/d37a2b6f76f83c1beaca2ca2bac6bb72/tumblr_nr72mkoPHr1rs8h9do3_250.gifv Iāve made peace with it though. This lady aināt stopping, but if this puts me in jury. Iām honestly excited! Iāll finally get to talk to James, Grae and Ben again! And that makes my heart warm. ā„ļøĀ
Pedro A
I'm probably going home tonight....kinda done with this.....I'm exhausted and emotionally drained from this experience.. I just wanna chill...at the end of the day its either me or kalle....so may the odds be in my favor!!
Najwah
I'm nervous about this vote. Apparently Maddison and co are willing to work with us to get Kalle out. I don't know how legit it is but I'm tired tonight and I just think I should do an early vote before people change their minds.Ā
Amy A.
So we had the game yesterday and there was a question about āclosest Allyā and no one chose me. Iām not really bothered about everyone else except NAJWAH. She didnāt choose me! I was the only one who chose her cos her name came just ONCE. Whoever she ended up choosing as her closest ally didnāt even choose her. Itās made me real life sad because I trusted her so much. Honestly, I didnāt even think twice about putting her name down for closest ally. I havenāt even spoken to anyone about tonightās vote. Idk who Iļæ½ļæ½m voting for but I know itās not her cos I promised her that. Thatās the only reason. Maybe Iām the one going home. I donāt know.Ā
Maddison
Letās hope for a straightforward vote tonight with no unforeseen twists!
Aimee
https://youtu.be/m4Z0RN_KhK0 A flow mobz - thrill over fear (feat. luna blake) Omg I couldnāt sleep last night and I just woke up being bitchy about Pedro. I donāt think he actually has anyone besides maybe Kalle. My walls are up and I just want this vote to work in my favor and be Kalle. I hope there are no hard feelings after this game. I just want to get to know everyone during all this covid madness and have some fun. š
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time for MORE ZELDABLOGGING hell yeah todayās stream of consciousness:
iāve decided that i wanna go south bc like im never gonna catch up with my brother and im Not in the mood to do heat-resistence stuff so i might as well see a thing he hasnāt, right?!
if i get too bored i can always turn around and go north!!
furthermore heās getting closer to hyrule castle and i dont wanna lol
fast traveled to the dueling peaks and found the tower already
ooh and lake hylia is south as well! tho ofc im doing the southeast one first
and iāll probably get tired of storyless exploring before i get out that far hahaha
wow the tower is close to the border, i can see the lake hylia province from here
thereās an Immense palm tree lookin jungle and i think i see a giant armos?
but the mountains divide it pretty neatly so it looks to be an easy walk assuming those guardian statues donāt move
ah. of course they move.
at least they canāt get up and walk around :|
too bad you canāt play around in the menu while you wait out rain. iād rewatch m memories and shit
i climbed this one red looking cliff and the sky went green and the weather changed to all cloudy forever so im probably about to die
and just like that, glided to the tower. easy peasy
ah, the faron province!! cooool
ah wow!! itās bigger than i realized *w*
watching a lightning storm from one of these towers is fucking terrifying
that lightning does Not fuck around
the maddening thing about this game is seeing so much cool shit in the distance and you canāt check it out yet, or it would be such hard work
i see some glowy shit and a giant pink tree and i wanna explore everything but also itās so Much
itās kind of creepy out here :/ maybe i want to go do story after all lol
im ging back to the shrine you hang glide off of so i can start from Ā somewhere familiar >_>
idk why im so cautious playing this game. like. its a game. its not like it can hurt me
im having trauma flashbacks looking at eventide island
wait is this a
i hear town music!!! omg omg
PEOPLE ;_;
ohhhh my gosh what a beautiful peaceful beachside town
reminds me of bodhum/new bodhum and bits and piece of ff11, which i say with the greatest reluctance
i love everyone in this village just bc they are here
oh god itās so beautiful i love beaches so much i want to live here
oh my gosh thereās a gerudo here!!!!!! OH MY GOD I HAVENāT SEEN YOU SINCE MM TALK TO ME
sheās asleep in the inn lol
oh hey the painter dude is here too
some of these hylian npcs are poc which is so do cool and overdue
ooh a chest game
i lost lmao
OH MY GOD
the gerudo lady is awake and she is. so tall oh my god
im gay
i am Gay
I Am Gay
oh, man. oh man
are they all Ā so beautiful. so Strong. good god
i wish this village was bigger i could have happily stayed here for hours
omg
someone a long time ago was standing on a mountain that looked like a broken heart and was like, is this not the place to find your soulmateā¦? but i havenāt found mine yet
someone mentioned a similar legend here and on the map i see a mountain with a whole heart on it pfffft
im so sick of seeing these stone cirlces everywhereā¦i canāt blow them up..what do you DO with them? complete the pattern maybe??
oh my god it worked
iāve passed by so manyā¦how will i ever get all these seedsā¦ā¦..
i know the game wants me to sail here but i hate sailing, itās tedious, i want to control my boat with the fucking control stick
holy fuck dude the sword im using is so strong?? it cut down a palm in a single swipe!!
the longer i play the more i hate the blood moon
oh no i found a hinox
i was going to avoid him but he has an orbā¦.
idk where it goes tho so thereās no point thereās no point the blood moon will bring him back okay Okay
hes a red one anyway so no big, when the time comes
oh my god ANOTHER hinox with an orb
i bet they go to the twin shrines near the village
but iām supposed to find a tablet before i do thatā¦ā¦.i donāt wanna skip another quest like the zora helm also thats a Long walk jesus christ
NNNONONONO GOD
GUARDIAN THAT CAN WALK OVER THERE NO FUCKING THANKS SO GLAD IT DIDNāT SEE ME
so fucking glad
exploring is so dangerous Why
why do i suck SO much at combat
oooh a bokoblin camp with a black mobiln :/ Yikes
aaand bomb arrows takes care of THAT
i love seeing farosh flying around here but i can NEVER CATCH HIM
i was just a few minutes too late to getting him at a really good spot
but the dragons seem to take the same route over 24h, so thereās that
oh hey im back at green cloud plateau
okay Um am i crazy or did i just hear something roar? was that the wind??
oh god i see a question mark from here something already knows im close
oh ogd oh god why i bet itās big and awful
ITāS A LYNEL LOL
i dont have any healing or defense stuff no way
oh no i think thereās a shrine up there where he is ): but i canāt get it
AND A HINOX RIGHT NEXT TO HIM? NO THANKS LOL
jesus i knew iād die here
at least thereās no orb on this one
oh noooo more lightning god the storms here are brutal
omg i found shelter behind a waterfall and thereās the shrine i was sensing!! yes!!!!!
holy fuck im not safe here either i nearly just got fried
in the shrine we go holy shit
may the weather be better when i get out
damn i keep finding ore todayā¦ #blessed
I SAW FAROSH AGAIN HE WAS SO CLOSE BUT I WAS STILL TOO SLOWā¦okay they DEFINITELY take the same route everyday i think
or at least if not at the same time, the same places
ugh i went over to this one place and the weather turned to all lightning forever
KASS? HOLY SHIT DUDE YOUāRE GONNA GET FRIED
im so glad to see him ;_; itās creepy out here
uhā¦i thinkā¦i have to get struck by lightningā¦on this hillā¦oh my god iāll die???
maybe my lightning rod will workā¦ā¦? pleaseā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..?
aaaaand it did nothing. great. ok
/saves game
ā¦ā¦../dons metal armor weapons and shield
LMAO IT WORKED HOLY SHIT
oh my god im alive!!!! i had miphaās grace just in case but i took an electric elixir
jesus FUCK
yes nice i didnt even have to do anything just get theā¦chestā¦ā¦.
B R O
i got rubber tights!!! electric resistance!!!!! NICE
ah and when i came out the storm was over :3
but kass is gone ): i wanted to tell him i figured out his song!!!
i knew i should have talked to him before i went in :/
lol i find a boat after playing in the water for 100 yearsā¦..not that i wouldve used it, but
aw i met and saved a traveling couple, iāve saved them before
oh my gosh a STABLE!! all the way out here!!!!
THERE ARE PEOPLE
man i wondered what that couple was doing out in such a remote place
oh wow beedle gave me a single ancient arrowā¦apparently it deals huge damage even to guardians
maybe this is what the start screen meant by the right tools!!!!
but thereās only oneā¦
robbie from akkala gave it to himā¦NICE iāll remember
ah some guy here said there was something glowing at the top of floria waterfallā¦i gotta check that out
ooh a shrine back here tooā¦nice
god thereās a chest in here thatās REALLY hard to get bc camera angles but it has an ancient core (looked it up) and i need one to upgrade my runesā¦ā¦ā¦smh
manā¦nah. im out. there will be other cores & this is crazy ridiculous
its just the stasis rune anyway and i use that one the least
five big hearty radishes means TWENTY FIVE EXTRA HEARTS
but you can only have a max of 30 lol so
AAAH HERE COMES FAROSH AND IM FINALLY AHEAD OF WHERE HEāLL BE OH MY GOD
I HIT HIM I HIT HIM
I FINALLY GOT A SCALE
almost died for it but. i got it. he throws electricity involuntarily and itās major stuff i shoulda worn my rubber gear
i kinda wanna wait and see if i can get anotherā¦ā¦..but i have shit to do
holy shit farosh came back around & i got another scaleā¦wish i could hit his horn
AAAH NO A GIANT STONE THING IS HEREā¦.i have no idea how to fight them im leaving
well idk if the stone thing or the dragon or the shrine was what was supposed to be glowing up here but i donāt see anything new
im almost done exploring this province, actually
gotta walk along one beach and climb the heart mountain and thatās it!
a little tempted to grab my horse since itās such an easy direct road, but iād be getting on and off all the time ):
fml thereās a guardian on this beachā¦pls dont move pls dont pls dont
oh thank god its stuck in the sand
omg there was a chest in the sand but it WASNT A CHEST it was one of those yellow octoroks!!!! but!! i shot it! and got money!!!!!!!! #nice
NOOOO another stone thing!!
but you know the last one took a lot of damage from one accidental bomb so maybe
how do you fight it?? i canāt damage it???
OH OMG THE ORE THING!!! OKAY LETāS DO THIS SHIT letās go i cooked up so much good food
oh my god i took him down in just a handful of bomb arrowsā¦THATS what ive been running from?
not nearly as scarly as lynel tbh
and iāve been marking the minibosses on my map so now i can look for jewels there if i ever need to
i found a fuckton in this region but lol i sold them all
i know one great fairy needs 10k rupees and likeā¦..Yikes
im getting pretty good with my bow, i can hit far off targets bc i know how high to aim and shit
iāve kind of been wondering what happens if you get to the edge of the map
but the wind gets so strong on the beaches i bet you just either run out of stamina if swimming or canāt make the boat get past it if sailing
but what happens if you get to a land edge thoughā¦?
i actually dislike getting to edges of maps haha it creeps me out. that disreality unrealization shit. no thanks
in la noire the edges of the map have u-turn streets and you realize the cars are all just on one endless track and no one is in them and no one ever goes home and you start to wonder if this actual universe is a simulation and it freaks you out
anyway.
omfg someone from the yiga clan selling bananas like i actually could have bought some if i wanted LMAO
he actually had me fooled for a moment even though i know what npcs named ātravelerā mean
why do they all give me bananas when they die anywayā¦ā¦ā¦whats going on with this.
oh my god this dude at the heart shaped pond is in love with this gerudo lady here. and like. same oh my god sheās so Big
but lol you can choose to say āyeah talk to herā or ānope, rival time!ā
me: aggressively wants to flirt with the gerudo lady but not in a straight way
pls this cutscene was so cute
but she deserves better than a weirdo like this guy
he like, gave me a twenty, and she fussed at him for being stingy, so then he have me a hundred, and THEN
HE ASKED FOR HIS MONEY BACK LMFAO no way fucknuts
wow and with that im All Done with this province O:
i mean yeah i got quests and shrines to come back and do, but iāve SEEN everything, yk
maybe now iāll go up to death mountain haha i feel so slow ): i hope what i saw and did made up for my slow story progress
whoa this weapons guy said heād remake miphaās trident if i ever broke it!! what a relief
ah i finally figured out the shrine puzzle by zoraās domainā¦gotta give that thing a dragon scale. but i like my dragon scales too much so i wonāt. maybe later
oh hey the death mountain region tower! that was easy
uhhh whatā¦is that
oh my god a FLYING GUARDIAN are you KIDDING me??? why???????
and theyāre everywhere! fantastic!!! my ass is DEAD
oh okay this region is called akkala
at least i get guardian arrows here eventually :|
oh my god ONE SAW ME FUCK
oh my god
I RAN UP TO THE TOWER AND ITāS COVERED IN THE BLIGHT
what is that thing crawling all over death mountain?!
what is happening OH my god!!! so much!! everything!!! all at once!!!!!!!!
wait
thatās the divine beast
oh my god
oh my god.
oh my god itās so big but even still it looks tiny in comparison to the mountain, oh my god
omg it gets cold up here only at night?? omg
NO thereās a still guardian up here too ;_;
iām gonna try to kill it!!! good first try it canāt move and thereās cover RIGHT here
second try really but im stronger now
now, i have bomb arrows and lightning rods
ok lightning rod does nothing, bomb arrows dont work in the rain, but i killed it with shock arrows!!
and it wasnt v hard bc i was behind cover the whole time lol
but like, with those arrows - i used maybe 9 or 10? and that was all i used, i threw a couple of bombs at it too i guess
now to figure out how i even get IN here w/ all this gunkā¦..
fuck a bokoblin near a cooking pot saw me and accidentally set itself on fire lmao
ok i canāt climb past the blight, i tried, but how the fuck do i get rid of it i dont see any eyeballs )))):
ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.w ait
this bokoblin has a shield with the hylian crest on it. the HYLIAN crest
these ruins have the red carpet with the double line of gold on the side
iām crying this was someplace special
i donāt know what it was bc it canāt be the temple of time or hyrule castle but it was someplace real i recognize the style of it so faintly and itās COVERED IN BLIGHT
oh my godā¦ā¦ā¦..this is so Much
ah ok a beam fell when i shot the first eyeball and i was like why arent there anymore?? but apparently i can magnesis it
oh wow i found a piece of a roomā¦ā¦.totally trashed, jesus christ
mustāve been a lab or library
omg its thundering outsideā¦..that has nothing to do with zelda but it makes this creepier
THEREāS A GUARDIAN AT THE TOP SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
its not alive tho thank christ
jesus fuck the divine beast is SO BIG and the mountain is still SO MUCH BIGGER i feel so tiny every time i look
anyway itās 5am and thereās lightning so i gotta unplug for many reasons, this is a fine stopping place, canāt wait to get my ass kicked by that thing and rescue a goron, holy fuck
#loz blogging#botw spoilers#not too spoiler heavy bit a lil bit#personal#snap story incoming#this storm is gonna be a real humdinger#i worry all the time about my aunt's outdoor feral cat colony ):
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