#bc comon

[bolithesenate]

hc that there's tookas all over the Temple and sometimes younglings get adopted by them and then the Guards have to collect them

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doing my part for the furthering of Feemor content, even tho you can't really see his face ig. But in my heart he is a Guard so mask it is. this was fun @thebrainofoctavian ^^

[absentmoon]

I FORGOT to talk about the legion....i only know a little about it from what ive seen in game but caesar did a bad job. he did a bad job

[thedogsleg]

can someone help me with the fucking math here??

[samble-movedd]

this headache sucks man

[anpansidequest]

an old card that came as a gift alongside a shokugan (toy that came with candy) in wich cheese is name is strangely writen as TIZU!

TIZU

ima just let you live with that

[bluebellhairpin]

Guy I'm texting just asked if I'm excited about his group (of friends, him included) coming down to visit (mine, me included). Like wtf am I meant to say? Was collectively throwing them all under the friend bus bad? Did I friendzone him half on purpose?

[kmixer]

"you're perfect my dear"

🍷 Alastor x insecure! reader

🍷 summary: posting something online thinking you finally look good but then getting some hate comments that make you feel insecure all over again, thinking everything you've done to make yourself pretty was useluss. You begin getting a panic attack the moment you try to make yourself a glass of wine, and that makes you let go and break the bottle of whine. The sounds of glass breaking doesn't go unnoticed

🍷Cw: body dismorphia, some tiny mentally unstable topics (panic attack, overthinking, shaking, anxiety), cyberbullying, comfort, fluff

You just posted some cute photos of yourself on instagram, one of your face, one of your body, and some others.

You smiled as you were proud of yourself for being confident enough for doing this bc this was way out of your comfort zone, but you wanted to try, so you did.

an hour passes as you got lots of likes and kind comments on your post. You smile at your phone as you open a wine bottle to relax a bit more. as you were about to fill up your glass, you froze bc of one particular comment saying "if i were you, i would've k!lled myself ages ago"

Your body froze as you began shaking and breathing heavier. You try to put the wine bottle down as you read several others, agreeing with the person putting up that horrible comment.

Breathing was getting harder. You put the wine bottle down, or so you thought. Suddenly you heard a loud sound of glass shattering and when you looked down you saw wine and glass all over the floor.

Realizing what you just did made you even more anxious as you tried to get out of the puddle, but it only ended up with a piece of glass cutting your foot.

Tears began running over your cheek as you sank down on the ground and pulled your knees up so you could hide your face in them. You began sobbing quietly when you suddenly heard the doorknob turn, knowing someone just came in.

"Oh dear" you heard, and by the radiodic voice, you know instantly it was your boyfriend Alastor. He knew for some time that you had body dysmorphia and looked very low at yourself. He himself thought you were perfect and always told you that.

"What happened, love?" He said while walking over to you with a worried expression even though his smile still remained. "What is bothering you, love?" He asked while making one of his tentacles sweep away the pieces of glass so he could get to you easier.

When he could get to you properly, he walked up to you and crouched down in front of you. You were still sobbing and not paying attention to the wound on your foot, nor your boyfriend talking to you.

"awh, comon darling, tell me what happened so i can dress you up with your beautiful smile again." he said while taking you face in both his hands and carefully facing it up so he could see your precious face. Even though your eyes were puffy and red, he still smiled at you with a comforting smile, thinking you were as beautiful as ever.

"Now tell me, love what's the matter" and then you told him what happened, about the hate comments about you were finally confident enough to post and about your panic attack.

Alastor looked at you with still a comforting smile as he leaned forward to kiss your forehead. "Now, now, what did i say about haters?" He says while looking at you with a raised eyebrow.

"ignore them bc they're insecure themselves?" You said questionable. Alastor looked pleased and nodded, "That's right there. now comon and let's clean that nasty wound" he said, gesturing at the wound on your foot bc of the glass piece.

After you guys were done bandaging your foot, Alasor carried you to your bedroom and layed you down on your bed while he crawled beside you. He pulled you closer as he comforted you with playing with your hair and looking at you with a lovely gaze.

"Before you fall asleep dear, i wanna say one more thing," He said while kissing your forhead and resting his chin on your head making you smile. "You're perfect, my dear"

I NEED HIM

btw, if you have any ff you wanna request about any of the hazbinhotel characters, feel free to request!

this ff was made by kmixer. Please do not steal or copy my work.

[cowboydarry]

the first i read the outsiders i thought pony was so annoying for running away after darry hit him bc hitting one another is so comon amongst my siblings lmao

[mrssimply]

In your fic, The Leash and your version of Santino, he was abused by his father both mentally and physically and I find that very interesting bc I also headcanon that he had a bad relationship with his father and I think most of the fandom thinks that way too. So, do you wanna share some more about how and what else his father did to him? And how little Santi handled all that? :<

Oh my, please get ready for another Ted Talk!

First, yes, I think we're all kinda sharing this HC that he's been abused as a child. To me personally, it's because I was looking for a reason for him to be that vicious and ambitious, to the point of killing his own sister. I have a pretty good relationship with my own sister, I just can't conceive a world where I would want to kill her. I know some people have really bad relationship with their sibblings, but still, I needed to... understand why he does that, how they turned on each other (or he turned on Gianna, she doesn't seem to have such a hatred for her little brother, which I find even more tragic). There are also the fact that despite being selfish, petty and mean, there are hints of someone maybe more likeable underneath. His relationship with Ares is his saving grace, but there is also the fact that despite the Marker, he still helped John when no one else took the risk, thinking he would never even be able to call the favor. Also the fact he gets so nervous, and basically breaks down into a frightenned child when he puts the bounty on John's head and yet, when he'd faced with the man himself at his coronation, they have this short but very intense stare down and he's not moving an inch until John opens fire. So basically, he's not courageous... until he has to face his fears. He's vicious, but capable of giving help with seemingly very little chance of return on the favor, and there is something in him that calls for loyalty. And his sister still likes him, even if he wants (needs?) to kill her.

ANYWAY, that was not the point. The point was: why do I have this HC he was abused? Because I needed to make sense of all this, and also because it makes him more likable. Yes. I can accept how vicious he is if it's a consequence of his own vicious upbringing, and that he's not really like that underneath (and yes, The Leash, The Rubicon, and now The Burning of Rome are all about that).

Now, I have to recognise this mecanism inside me that needed to explain his violence by the violence done to him. It's a comon trait in abusers, that doesn't excuse them, it just explains (in part) how they became abusers themselves. I'm optimistic by nature, I don't think people are born mean, though some might argue there is a propension to violence and unkindness in every one of us at birth. Upbringing and life experiences will propably help tip the balance one way or another. So back to Santino, what tipped the balance?

It's not just his father, it's the circumstances around him: in my fic, his father isn't abusive with him until his mother kills herself. So it's not just a potentially abusive father, it's also a depressive mother. It's being born into the High Table, and the expectations that comes with it, and the violence inherent to this world (which John acknowledges, and wants to leave because it forced him into violence when he aspired for peace). I think Santino was also very lonely, in the sense that he had no one he could go to when he was scared or hurt (Gianna probably did that for a while, but that didn't last). The age gap with Gianna meant she was far ahead (and also knew a world where their mother existed), and a woman, so the expectations probably weren't the same. He was expected to inherit the seat, and that would have come with pressure she probably experienced differently.

In a way, what made him snap was that I think he sacrificed a lot (in my fic, he sacrificed John, of course) and it didn't even pay off. His whole environement told him "if you do this, if you're like this, you get this nice reward" and in the end it didn't happen, so the sacrifices became meaningless and the violence that came with it lost its sense (if he found sense in it in the first place).

I never thought about what specifically his father did to him beyond what I wrote in the fic. I liked the idea it wasn't exactly events, or beatings, but the crushing weight of the world he was born into that forced him to viciousness.

I do mention another episode later in the Burning of Rome (an update is comming soon-ish xD), and If I think about it for a little bit the first things that comes to miy mind is that all the blows, the scars and the bruises had to be hidden: D'Antonio Senior probably tried to avoid his son's face when he beat him, or injuries so serious they would require a trip to the hospital (with one or two exceptions, of course). But he was probably the kind that would love to cut his son, or burn his cigarettes on him. If Santino had the misfortune of caring for something, this thing would be broken, or taken away as soon as his father identified it. He would be forced to do things he didn't like (football, in my mind, he hates it xD). Tears were, of course, absolutely forbidden (boys don't cry, as you know), so each time it happened, he would get punished, either physically or mentally. His father would be the kind to let him go hungry for days, or to close the doors and order the staff to keep him out of the house even if it rained (especially if it rained). But the worse thing would be, of course, the idea that if Santino behaved, he would stop abusing him. His father would use that, constantly remind Santino that it's his fault for forcing him to be that hard with him, if only he was just better, cleverer, and less of a pussy, he wouldn't have to do all that to him, it saddens him to have to come to such measures etc etc. Because of course there would be slurs, generally of the homophobic kind. I always kinda imagined his father always knew, and tried to "cure" him of that.

Lastly, how he reacted to that? I HC Santino as fiercely intelligent, and emotionally sensitive (even if he doesn't know what to do with that and what he feels). So I think he always knew his father would never name him as his heir, would never be proud of him, or love him. He abandonned the idea of trying to be the ideal son really early, and instead voluntarily provoked his father, voluntarily pushed him. It was a two edged sword: on one hand, it gave him the illusion of control (he was abused on his terms, since he instigated it) but on the other hand, it completed the circle that there really was something wrong with him, for rebelling instead of obeying, and that his father was right about him.

He always looked for things that would make his father mad, and sleeping with John in my fic is probably in part to that effect, at least at first.

Santino's fucked up coping mecanisms are just absolutely lovely to explore as an author (tortuing my favorite dolls is a long term occupation for me xD).

His way of dealing with the situation led him to the sexual practices he has with John, based on control and pain (though, as you might have seen, in my fic it's shifting as they evolve, the dynamic slowly getting more balanced, with Santino opening to being taken care of instead of being perpetually in control - mirroring John's capacity to take care, instead of needing to submit to find his place in the world).

Ok, ok, I'll stop there before this becomes an essay properly.

Once agian, I want to thank you for all those questions that are not only super interesting to explore, but also giving me an opportunity to talk about my fics, and there are no greater motivator to write more than this.

Thank you very, very much!

[manluvers]

a/n: this post is dedicated to my frien rwibbonss on insta bc she has gave me this idea for hobbie !!!! So hope u enjoy this is fluff btw :)

cw: kissing, towering, and praises

as you stood at a 5’1 hobbie was 5’11 , very big height difference.

You love how he towers over you, placing soft kisses on your forehead. Having to stand in your tippy toes just to grasp him and his lips to yours.

His cheeky smile as you struggle. “Your so cute doll” he loves how short you are, and he also love how he can pick you up! Literally just picking you up in one swift motion so easily.

You love hobbie. You’d do anything for this man, even if he says he’ll do it. You’ll still do it anyways, he loves it when your stubborn and he kisses your cheeks until you form a smile.

“Comon luv you can’t stay mad at me forever.. not unless I do this!” He says while picking you up as you left out a shocked gasp while he holds you tight in his arms.

“Yknow I love you princess, doll, my baby, mines, I’m so happy your mines” he says between each kiss he plants on you, holding you close hoping you’ll never leave him..

“I love you too hobs” you say you can never be mad at this man.. he’s basically the love of your life !

[nightstar22]

Part 2

Tbhk thoery: The clock keepers give her a new life and said that " The prettier version of something is always better, right?" Basiclly telling her that she has a better life now, she can live on. Following tue comon sense that the nicer one is always better. Yashiro didnt want it and wanted back her plant - life that she had had before. Althrough she can not tell why she wanted it bc shouldn't she be happy that she can live on now? It is bc she went all those event but not once she regreted her desision.

I'm sorry if there is writting mistakes. Ty for reading!♡

[lilac-melody]

Hii again!!

I'm the anon from last night (afternoon?), and thankyouthankyou so much for answering my ask haha. It made me excited when I saw that you needed two times to read it (when I read your answer I also needed some time to reread, I got up and even read while walking, couldn't stay put 😅)

And I wanna say, thank you for sharing them (your fics), and I mean sharing them, not just writing them bc I still think it's wonderful that you enjoy them, but sharing them is a lot other deal where you gotta be at the expense of hateful criticism and such, which I know can be ignored but it's still there, and is scary to open about you, about something that you made and people just being people don't understanding what a big deal is that, bc that way we got to read them and enjoy them and feel in general something whathever that is joy or sadness.

I specially enjoy those

I specially enjoy those fics of yours that are just for the lols haha, I get a good laugh without the urge of finishing a long one, bc once I start reading one I won't stop (except to attend the necesities that haha) though I also like your long ones, like Ikigai haha man that was a ride, I remember being at the edge of my seat just looking for their first signs of falling in love, and being exasperated at Yuujirou but also sad with him running away, I also loved Ken in that fic, even though I think he should have been there more for Aizou, just like in the canon but I understand that it was a lot to take and not anybody can do it, I also liked them being Prince x comoner, haha the change of peace was great bc Yuujirou is usually more prince like with his arrogant cute little attitudes and Aizou being like his loyal lovable idiot haha, right now I don't remember the name of the fic, but there was this one where Yuujirou and Aizou being both princes and Yuujirou is in this arranged marriage and Aizou is devastated about it and then true love (the kiss) saving the day, and the fic where Yuujirou is kidnapped, though I can't talk much about this one bc I don't wanna spoil anyone but the turn at the end was great haha 😆 Aizou is incredible, though poor Hiyori, suffering no matter the universe with those two around, though in a way still getting paid haha.

And there are a lot other great fics I've read, though I must confess I haven't read all of them, I got those ones that I haven't read saved in a big group (in Chorme). And I'm just not deleting them for my life haha, though my Ram is mad at me😅.

And ohhhh your origin story in writing 😍 it's cool, I'm sure I would have just wrote the definitions haha, writing a short story is still being pretty creative, specially when you have to use some words in specific and not something in my opinion anyone can do

I still think you're pretty cool and amazing, (yeah I always read the tags), and it's cool being mean and antisocial (I mean, strangers are usually soo fake friendly, I've got people that are like this that I just have known them like less than two hours and bc I give the vibe that I'm smart?? I dunno 😑 try to take advantage of that, whan I'm usually more lost than them haha, but if I don't return the "gesture" of being friendly I got the "looks" of being strange and I guess antisocial?? I just want to being left alone to read in peace man, but it's imposible so I have just resigned to that destiny), in my book people will always suck, they lie, they brush others off, they seem perfect in a way I don't understand bc they are accepted with their peers even when it seems fake to me, and I will never understand that, and even some of them are infiurating being so much at their element (that element being great at socialicing, where I struggle) but the world is like that and if we (you and me, my dear author LStar-sensei, or femme-malewife-sensei??) ever where to be in the same place I think it would be nice to just being the both of us in our mental space?? (Dunno if this makes sense hhahaha) but being just there is nice (I guess in a way we are right now, interacting like this. Being antisocial and mean is fine, bc if you're being mean to someone, they must've likely did something deserved to be treated mean, no matter if that something is minuscule in theirs or other peoples points of view, only you know how you're feeling and getting others to get it is hard enough to explain, so in a way being respectful is enough for me)

And I wanna say that even though it makes me sad (to the point of crying a little sometimes) when an author delets or abandonds their works for wathever reason they have, I will always respect it. Bc it's something you shared with us, and you have all the right to feel how you feel towards something you wrote and act however you seem the best, and it's also fine to not finish everything you write, I'm not a writer, so is hard for me to get it, but I swear to you it's fine if you ever move on to other things or lost interest or motivation to continue writing soemthing (maybe we will cross paths in another fandom, one never knows) I just hope you continue with joy doing wathever makes you happy (though as a reader it really makes me sad when authors delete their works, and as a reader that has read some beautiful pieces of art unfinished, I still keep rereading them sometimes, even though they are not finished I still get the joy of the journey of the characteres no matter how short or long or even how crack it is haha, bc I remember them, those great stories that help me get through another day, week, month and even though I'm still hopeful I could get the joy of getting even just one chapter someday, I will always respect the author and hope they're doing well with their lives, even if it's short the time that we conected in a great story, I just hope that they're well and yeah I will feel that way towards you one day if it ever happens, bc you're great and don't let anyone let you the oposite, though it's also fine if you just ignore them hihihi )

And yeahhhh, origin stories of you getting into lipxlip and yuumori. 😆 I think I share with you almost how I got into yuumori, bc let's be sincere, it's hard to get that almost instantaneous click with every story one sees, the diference with me is that I got into it again bc you wrote a fic of them 😊 which I must confess haven't read it yet, but I will definetly do it when I have time, I just want to reread some parts of the manga (to get into the mood if you get what I mean haha😅)

And yeahsss, I think you answered everything of that ask of mine and even more, thank you so much!! And sorry if I extended more that neccesary My mind is rambling and doesn't know when to stop (or summarize) sometimes haha

- Saludos 🤗

Ahahahaha thank you! I'm glad you like them! Yeah out of all of my multichaps for lxl, I'd say Ikigai is my fav. Or The BL Experience, which focuses on new jobs for lxl to expand on...and my fic that focuses moreso on the mystery rather than the ship In The Pursuit of Happiness. I had fun with that one too. I'm quite proud of these ones, even if I still cringe @ some of the chapters on all of them lmao.

I hope you're reading my current wip Dream Faded !! I'm really excited for this one and I'm looking forward to being able to update it!

But thank you for your kind words! I'll do my best to be a decent role model 😭

[tricerapor12]

I saw your hcs on baby sticks and immediately wondered if created sticks 1. Knew baby sticks were Like That, 2. If created sticks had instincts or could make those growls/clicks/etc too

Just. Vivid in my head Purple absently making a chirping sound to show they're listening to Green getting a little embarrassed cause they haven't done that in FOREVER but Green is like. Huh????

1. Created sticks who are living in (for exemple) stick city outsde of their creatores PC or just living a double life in and outside of a PC do know about that. But before that they didn't know anything about them when the first born one showed up. So they had to learn to understand them so they could take care of them properly. 

2. They do have it but its weaker because their code is already developed by creators and its in order, and yes they do let out those sounds, its not comon, but really rare because they dont feel the need to use it for communication. Some of them even forgot about it.

The CG knoweldge about born sticks were nonexistent until they started to hang out with Purple after episode 30. Of caurse Green should got the hint that Purple was a born stick after they mentioned their parents but it just didn't stuck with him bc there wasn't time for to think about it.

Purple started to hide those feeling and sounds when navy started to train them, thinking it would be annoying during training. They didn't made those sounds or let his instinct to be free just a little until after ep 30. Hanging out with the CG made him losen up a little. Mt to was a help since he is also a born one.

MT is a born stick and him and Gold had a really strong bond since there wasn't any miscommunication bc they understood each other even if that were just sounds (born sticks can understood their child on earlier years more than created sticks). After the minecraft acident MT doesn't made those sounds anymore but was happy to help Purple reconect with their sound and instinct.

Btw: the chirping, sounds like cheetah chirps.

[miiilowo]

milo is such a goofay name to hear a person have when im aussie because in australia the most popular ans comon brand of hot chocolate is called Milo, like,,, i]heheh sillay,,, <3

do they have a strawberry variant bc thats me

[thecherrygod]

Currently thinking about my robot hdb au in the sense that he probably started as a comon non remarkable looking robot that once he gained sentience he started trying to get a more human looking body and I'd think that due to in world technology it'd still be like. Big, body wise. Like how tvs and screens in general used to be basically boxes? Bc this man will continue to be fat even in robot form he needs a million of fans inside to not shut down from overheating constantly also

[kmixer]

stargazing

☆ Tsukishima Kei x fem! reader!

☆ Fluff

☆ sumary: Tsuki gets dragged by his girlfriend to go stargazing. He first doesn't really know what to do, then just stare at some "dumb" stars, but later on, he really begins to enjoy it.

"comon Tsu!" You said dragging him by the hand. You were really excited because the sky was open! That means no cloud was going to be seen, and you could see the stars very well.

"Slow down, you'll pull my arm off like that!" Tsukishima said annoyed, he loves you dearly, but sometimes you're so annoying. "Where are you taking me anyway?"

"Outside of course!" you said exitingly. "i don't want to miss this opportunity for gold!" You said opening the door to go outside and stopping ur tracks, making Tsukishima accidently pump into you.

"What is with yo-" Tsukishima stops with talking and looks at your expression, and then to where you're looking at. "woah, yellow dots" He said mockingly.

"Ugh, you're so boring" You say, walking over to the grass and sitting down on it. "comon don't be extra boring and just stand there, come here and sit" you said, patting the space next to you.

Tsuki groaned but did what you told him to and sat down next to you. "So we are going to stare and yellow dots, and you say i'm boring. Hun you need serious help"

"Oh, shut up and just watch the stars! Look how pretty they are!" You say, looking up, ignoring his comment about that they're just yellow dots

You lean back and let your back hit the grass behind you. You let out a big sign of relaxation. "haa, this is great" you say, smiling up at the sky.

"You're weird. How did we get into a relationship again?" Tsuki said jokingly. "Ah right, you confessed your love to me and-" he couldn't speak any further because you cut him off.

"HUH!? What!? I confessed to you?! nu uh it was you who confessed to me! You lying dinosaur" You said, sitting up and acting dramatic.

You two went on and on arguing about it, and after a few minutes, you two huffed and stopped as you placed yourself with ur back in the grass again.

"Don't you wanna lay down?" You ask Tsuki, glancing at him, watching the sky dumbfounded.

"and get insects in my hair, no way in hell i'll do that" He said, giving you a side eye and looking back at the sky.

"Nawh comon!" you said, pulling him into your arms. "You're such a big softie, just like a titanasaurus" you said, laughing

"it's titanosaurus, and i am not" He said, grunting when he hit the ground as you wrapped your arms around him.

"You know what i mean, now just lay down and relax. Look at the stars they'll help with relaxing." You say, giving a peek on his head, laughing at him when he becomes red.

After a few minutes, you feel him relax fully in your arms as he also wraps his arms around you. "At least let me be the big spoon" He said, mumbling as you giggle and let him be the big spoon.

You two watch the stars and suddenly you see a star figure you regognize. "look thats the little bear! and beside it is the big bear!" You say enthousiastic.

"Why would they name it that even though it doens't even look like it?" Tsukishima said, dumbfounded, looking at the star figures. "Who knows, but they're pretty right?" You ask him. "yea i guess"

and hour passes by, and Tsukihima is still awake. He glances at your direction and sees that you fell asleep. He grins at the sight of your relaxed breathing, and now you head leaning against his chest.

"how cute" he said as he slowly moved to pick you up really trying not to wake you. When he successfully did, he walked back inside and placed you on a nearby couch. He grabs a blanket and lays it over you. He smiles down at you and gives you a soft kiss on the lips.

"Sleepwel, my love"

Hello everyone, i wanted to write a ff about haikyuu bc i already wrote 2 of MHA. I chose a fluff ff about Tsuki bc HES SO UNDERRATED. DINO BOY NEEDS MORE ATTENTION WHOS WITH ME?!