#bc celestia was too far gone

[doodlboy]

maybe if you like enough mlp infection au posts the algorithm will recommend you the one you're looking for? _trashgutz_ has a really interesting one. sorry i couldn't help more. instagram's search function is an abomination especially after they got rid of the recent tab xd.

Hopefully that'll work, I could have sworn it was someone I follow but I don't really want to go through all like- 350/360 ppl in there dkdjdkdjd

But!! trashgutz has really cool work so I followed them as well ^^

[nightseeye]

I spent several hours yesterday just. Drawin ponies and makin headcanons after an offhanded thought i had abt changelings lol

Also a buncha headcanons under the cut also:

Thinking more abt Gossamare (changeling queen oc i just made up .5 sec ago). She was plenty ambitious, as most queens are, but her attentions were turned more towards making sure the Hive had stirdier, longer lasting structures. The reasoning was if there was less time being spent rebuilding their home after an attack, or if smthn just crumbled, than that was less stress and more energy that could be spent Elsewhere (like getting food). I think changelings were pretty nomadic as a species beforehand, and while Gossamare didn't introduce a sedentary lifestyle, it was still a fairly new thing, so permanent architecture wasnt really. Good. So it fixed that. Discovered changeling-equivalent concrete, except better bc it was also pretty damn flexible. And self repairing to some extent. Stole architecture from ponies. Even talked with celestia a few times (also fought celestia a few times) (bc she was stealing. It got cleared up but Still). Was stern and kinda strict but Fair. Left its hive in a pretty prosperous era, even if the queens after the next fumbled it kinda badly.

Genral timeline idea: crystal empire era -> [queens after it falls] -> [queen who became sedentary] -> [queen] -> [queen] -> Gossamare -> [2-3 generations of queens] -> Chrysalis -> Thorax (will be poking at this more as i figure out more changeling things, i want the crystal empire to be kinda far back in changeling history, a legend, but not quite mythical status)

Ideas:

• Changelings were nomadic, though they generally (peacefully) stayed around the crystal empire just bein buddies. Cue Sombra fuckin it, and bam. No more good food source and also their buddies are gone. And its Cold. Changelings skeedadle, become true nomads, separate into diff hives for whatever reasons and settle into different nations. Now following the hive that settled into equestria, changelings are. Wary. Decide to stay hidden. Prob the traditionalists+idealists who didnt want to stray too far from the empire in case it came back soon. They settle, roam around, til one day a queen just plops down and doesnt move. Thus the end of the nomad life, although changelings still have little satellite location away from the main hive. Just lil bases and shit yknow? Still not super fond of this enforced hiding thing, but reveals tend to always go super bad, if not from the get-go, then some shit happens later that usually kills the parties in question. So. Hiding it is.

• (Re; the crystal empire: canon says its been gone 1k years, but LUNA was gone 1k years, so ive decided its maybe like. 7k years for the crystal empire. Or just, longer than 1k!!! I want that to be a collective fail on Celestia AND Luna's part, not just Celestia)

• Theres probably stories in changeling history referring to crystal ponies, and a good portion of the empire's population are changelings, or have changeling heritage. Possibly when changelings intially fled, there were a good portion of crystal ponies among them, but their descendants are now just changelings (maybe with a slight sparkle, or having an easier time shifting into ponies.idk)

• When the Crystal empire returned, there definitely an awkward readjustment period, not only from Sombra's tyranny, but that a solid third or more of their population was now... disdained, to put it lightly, by other ponies and now also their new monarchs! And when they found out about the whole Canterlot wedding incident, well. They kept that to theirselves. Its not til Thorax is accepted as a citizen that the crystal ponies reveal that some of them are crystal changelings as well, and it goes over-! Pretty well! A little strained, and more awkward readjusting happens, but overall it goes well (Cadence is pretty sad that she made her citizens feel they had to hide this, but understands. Thorax is mildly upset but it puts some earlier events before that episode happening into better perspective)

• Queens generally die one of 3 ways: Being overthrown and killed, dying against an enemy, or starving bc the amount of love gained can no longer support their appetite. Generally the 3rd happening tends to cause the first, as sometimes those particular queens will start eating into the stores of love meant to support the hive as a whole, thus starving the entire hive along with her. So the hive kills her to stop that. Other times the queen will go out as gracefully as possible, either dying against an enemy in combat, or simply. Starving. Its stressful as fuck to watch, esp if the changeling respect that queen, even if its known to be the better of several options. Theyre generally pretty long lived (abt 500 years give or take) but when its over its Joever (at least until Thorax but not talkin abt that).

• Job is ya gender. Changeling language doesnt really have singular pronouns, mostly just [job][description][name] type deals. Queens have special pronouns though. Changelings have also adopted pronouns from other languages sometimes, but it tends to be more of a like. Curiousity than anything super serious

[sunnyy-sunsh1ne]

About Seelies, their Palaces in the Dark Sea & how they're Probably Related to Andrius (TL;DR)

Their palaces are in the Dark Sea, where The Seven have no jurisdiction. They brought wisdom to mankind, & probably so to other entities like the Andrius, "the Wolf the North".

Their palaces are in the Dark Sea, & Enkanomiya is also exactly there, but there was no Seelie civilization there; there were just humans from the Unified Civilization as far as we know. It's quite interesting that the Seelie courts are eroded by the time all around Teyvat, but in Enkanomiya they aren't.

For a while, I used to think that the ruins that are around all Teyvat's surface, were the architecture of the Seelies, but this isn't the case at all bc according to the book "A Drunkard's Tale" the Seelie palaces are in the Dark Sea.

And now that we're talking about the Dark Sea and the "A Drunkard's Tale", there's smth pretty interesting I'd like to mention about...Columbina.

In "A Drunkard's Tale" Vol. 3 we learn the tale about a lone wolf, that once wandered in the a "cruel" wasteland; a place that seems to be far beyond the dominion of Celestia, with the remains of fallen gods and others that escaped there after the archon war, (ex. Orobashi).

According to the tale, once the lone wolf passed by a palace where he heard music. Within there, he found a "fair maiden" using an instrument, with a skin "ashen white" & playing a "long-forgotten and mournful melody".

"The chirping of insects on a long-gone autumn night is the chorus of exiles, singing mankind's most ancient song as they live out their plight..." she sang.

"Stripped of all that the body once held close and the soul once held dear, song and memories are all that now remain of yesteryear."

"The last singers, the first Seelie, they played their final tune in the halls of angels."

The Seelies in the area approached the pale white maiden to listen to her music. The wolf asked about the song to the maiden, and the maiden replied "A song of the Seelie".

"Long, long ago, we wrote this song for the human savages. Yet now, we sing it to mourn our own fate."

This maiden was clearly a Seelie who seems to still maintain her human form, & we're told that Andrius received his powers from an ancient god...could this god be the Seelie from the tale? he has a very icy windy ghostly anemo form, just like Seelies.

The twitter user named @nanbeidou7 also talked about this before me.

Here's a link to a thread she did about the topic.

Link:

I'd like to also talk about a possible mention of a Seelie (maybe even Columbina, asuming that she's a Seelie), in the artifact set "Adventurer" in the "Plume of Death", there's a mention of an adventurer meeting a "girl so beautiful" that even her appearance felt surreal.

And do you all know what else did the girl had? that's right! a cluster of feathers!! the similarities are too coincidental tbh...but who knows! anyone in Teyvat could be incredibly beautiful girl with a cluster of feathers, right?... right??

Sources:

[gold-rhine]

Oh just remembered a fun question: I love the Itto is gonna be next geo archon theory, but if other archons needed replacement, who do you think would become the next archons? Or you can just imagine whichever character of your choosing would do if they were given archonhood.

i mean best case scenario we're dismantling archon system altogether tbh. archons only exist to regulate the power of element from breaking free and going back to natural order, i.e. dragons, that was directly stated now. like with geo specifically i think there will be smth with new archon bc liyue archon quest talks about future mora crisis several times and how there needs to be new lord of geo to mint new mora. so unless hoyo just leaves it as plothole, it would need to be addressed somehow. otherwise i'm not sure how hoyo will handle both like archons and dragon restoration, started with neuvi. like azhdaha seems too corrupted and far gone to be just given power back? and someone has to like regulate the element. but idk, even if new geo sovereign shows up, they probs won't care about like mora minting, so mb the duties can be split?

sorry i know that was not the question, but it got me thinking on that and this is context for like, why i dont really care about archons aside from specific circumstances. like for my money, unless they do smth specific and actually needed, they should just retire. i hope when endgame celestia conflict ends one way or another, archon thrones will be destroyed without need to kill the archon like focalors had to.

bc like what do archons actually DO that is archon-restricted? mora minting is like almost single veritable thing we have. like what does venti do? he shows up in times of crisis and doesnt even solve crisis himself, he inspires ppl to do it, and he's a keeper of stories and songs. he doesn't need to be archon for that. we don't need another anemo archon if venti is gone tbh, we'd need another bard. idk, kazuha, who already functioned in same role venti did for mond, but for inazuma rebellion, and is now collecting stories from all over the world.

what does nahida do as archon, now that akasha system is dismantled? leads and advises her ppl, helps in research, etc. also doesn't need to be an archon to do that. if you give dendro throne back to apep, so regulation of element is taken care of, nahida can be just like, idk, a grand sage.

what does raiden do other than keeping isolation storm and boob-nuking ppl who disagree with her. raiden retire now. and like i don't think its even interesting to imagine someone else in her place tbh.

[zhonglis-wifey]

https://zhonglis-wifey.tumblr.com/post/664990092246597632/im-in-a-mood-for-angst-rn-could-you-do-a-scenario

PLEASE DO A PART TWO I NEED TO SEE ZHONGLI REGRET HIS ACTIONS, AS A ZHONGLI SIMP, THIS IS TOO MUCH PAIN

PLS IM A ZHONGLI SIMP TOO IT HURT TO WRITE THAT 😭😭

a lot of people requested a part two for this and every request was different lol. some people wanted more angst and others wanted reconciliation so i just picked what i liked better! it’s kind of a mix of both but there’s a happy ending bc i love zhongli too much haha 💓

zhongli panicked upon noticing your absence. never before had you suddenly disappeared without saying goodbye, not just to him, but to anybody. no matter who they asked, zhongli just couldn’t track you down.

it had been three days since you’d gone missing. three painful days without waking up to you sleeping peacefully beside them, without the lingering warmth of your embrace, without the joy you always pushed into their heart. zhongli was lost without you.

every second with you gone was a second spent agonizing over how he could’ve kept you with him. zhongli knew it was undeniably their own fault. if only he’d been more understanding, more affectionate, more loving, then maybe you would’ve stayed.

people took account of the shift in zhongli’s behavior once you disappeared. they just weren’t the same anymore. there was an underlying sadness in every word he spoke, more so than usual. he wasn’t as talkative as before, though. it was if the words had been ripped from their throat, leaving nothing but the hollow, quiet cries from the worst mistake of their life.

zhongli was determined to find you. you didn’t leave any sign telling anyone where you’d gone, so it was nearly impossible. he remembered you expressing interest in visiting mondstadt once, so maybe that’s where you ran off to. zhongli feared for your life, praying to the gods greater than he that you made it to whatever destination you chose safely.

guizhong had since returned to the glaze lilies. he wondered if you would see yourself as a replacement for her. beautiful as guizhong was, she was a figment of the past, a relic meant to be moved on from. zhongli knew she wouldn’t be able to stay long once she reappeared; she would inevitably be torn from his arms and sent to celestia once again. perhaps her unannounced manifestation was the celestial gods toying with one of their lowly archons, viewing zhongli as a puppet and your heartbreak a mere plot.

zhongli wished he could go back in time and change what he said. they really didn’t mean it. something about being there in guili plains with guizhong transported his mind to another millennium, one where it was just him and guizhong against the world. they knew that was no excuse for what they’d done to you, but zhongli had no idea what came over them. the things he said didn’t even feel like his own words, they felt like the musings of his long-forgotten archon iteration.

in mondstadt, zhongli still couldn’t find you. they even asked barbatos for guidance, but he didn’t know where you were either. it was like you simply vanished from teyvat, just like guizhong did. now, zhongli was utterly terrified. if no one could find you, you were probably injured — or worse — in the middle of the forest or ruins.

and you were. you peered at the starry night sky through squinted eyes, lying on the cold stone of the thousand winds temple. scattered pieces of a ruin guard surrounded you; you defeated it, but gravely hurt yourself in the process. you couldn’t stop the burning sensation in your arm from where its laser hit, wincing in pain every few seconds. you could barely get yourself to move a single extremity, let alone stand up. fully prepared to die there, you closed your eyes as they filled with tears.

you wished it didn’t have to end this way. such a bitter finale to your unremarkable existence. what a pathetic life you’ve led: heart broken by an archon, someone far out of your league, and bested by a simple archaic machine. you almost wanted zhongli to see you like this so they would know exactly what they did to you. you wouldn’t be in this situation if not for him.

zhongli recognized the sound of your voice crying out in pain while scouring the nation of freedom for you. they weren’t sure what would be worse: you crying because he damaged your heart or you crying because you were in severe physical pain. he sprinted towards you.

zhongli felt his anxiety skyrocket upon finally finding you in this state. you’d known each other for so long, but he’d never seen you cry like this. your sobs were sporadic and uncontrollable, seemingly choking you as you succumbed to the pain.

he knelt beside you, carefully lifting you off the ground and cradling you in his arms. you would’ve physically protested if you had the strength or the energy.

“put me down, zhongli,” you demanded between crackling cries.

zhongli pushed your hair out of your face, revealing just how tear-stained your skin had become. “my love, i’m so sorry,” they managed, trying not to break down and cry with you.

“don’t call me that,” you whimpered. “stop lying to me…”

zhongli prevented a sob from escaping his lips. “I’m not lying,” they assured you despite your disbelief. “i do love you. i always have.”

“i’m not guizhong, okay? just… go be happy with her, please…”

if you said that three days ago, zhongli might have listened to you. but what zhongli failed to consider was that they didn’t love guizhong, morax did. morax wasn’t around anymore, and even though zhongli was still the same lord of geo that he always had been, he wasn’t the same morax. morax loved guizhong and zhongli loved you. they just wished it didn’t take such an incident to realize that.

“[name], i’m only happy with you,” they countered, unsure of what to say next.

you relaxed in his arms, though he knew your arguments were far from over. “then why?”

zhongli inhaled shakily. they had no idea where to even start with an explanation. there wasn’t anything to explain. all there was to say was that he was foolish for treating you so terribly.

“i don’t know,” zhongli answered truthfully. “all i know is that what i did was wrong and that i miss you. i love you, only you, so please…” he felt tears run down his cheeks. “please come back home.”

you wished there was some way you could see what was going on in their head. you would be able to find all the answers you wanted. you’d be able to tell if zhongli really meant it when they said they loved you. for now, in your helpless and reluctantly still lovestruck state, you just had to trust him.

[sumerun]

//warning: MASSIVE rambling abt genshin bc ayato’s teaser got me EMOTIONAL

ok not to get all emotional and double cheeked on a wednesday night but I just watched ayato’s teaser and I almost teared up JAJSJS. it’s just my stream of consciousness, more than anything SNSN

anyways i’m always so happy to see the theme of “family” in genshin. just watchjng ayato’s teaser really reinforced how much I adore the relationships between these characters. it’s always there some way, some how. whether it’s platonic or a distant relative, there’s plenty of characters that, we, as players can relate through our own experience with family and friends. klee and her relationship with the knights, particularly jean and albedo. while alice is gone, they take up those parental roles and help raise her to be a good kid. klee is always so bubbly and adventurous (and destructive LMAO) so you know that she is so loved. of course, we can see this in the finale of golden apple archipelago too. and I love that alice, who’s possibly somewhere far, far away is still watching over her and making sure that albedo is there for her as klee will outlive her friends and jean.

and we have the traveler, who will literally chase their sibling until the end of the world and time just reunite with them. no matter what the sibling did and no matter what happens, all we care about is our sibling. it makes me wonder, once we reach the climax of the story where we find out about celestia and what our sibling saw when they woke up, will our goal to reunite with our sibling change in some way? will our loyalty to our family be tested by the truth?

MDMD I can talk about this forever but I don’t wanna keep rambling so short analysis of some of my favorite relationships in the game:

- Hu Tao and her relationship with Zhongli, with him reminding her of her grandfather and zhongli living a “normal” life and found a mortal to care for

- Bennett and Razor: two sides of the same coin. They found friendship in each other despite their intimidating nature. Bennett is infamous for his bad luck but razor is still vibing and getting into trouble along with him as long as there’s food.

- Albedo and susbedo: this is quite an extreme version of a family but nonetheless I vibe with this shit a lot. susbedo is a “brother” in a way, and has a lot of issues of Albedo living the life that he could’ve had. Envious of it. while Albedo clearly cares and possibly allowed susbedo to live and create a life for himself as long as he does no harm. We still have no idea how this plot will go bc the ending left a lot to wonder. so susbedo could very well be dead LOL

- Ajax and Teucer: pretty obv jsut the good old sibling relationship. Despite Ajax being portrayed as a villain multiple times and bloodthirsty, his love and desire to protect Teucer from himself (Ajax) throws all of that claims out the window

- cloud retainer/the uncle and shenhe: CR teaching shenhe how to control her emotions and cope with her past (we’ll ignore the earring SNNSNS). Shenhe speaking to her uncle to catch up, and she realizes that she’s really not alone in the world. and there are people who care for her (including the traveler)

- the national team (Xingqiu, Xiangling, Chongyun): also straightforward, childhood friends from a young age and are still friends. great portrayal of young friendship and in general just super good besties. idk there ain’t much to say their relationship is just fun LOL

- Ayato, ayaka, thoma: a mix of family AND found family. thoma given a home and becoming the maid of the kamisatos. Ayaka seems to be the mascot of the house and very well loved by everyone. she always worry about her brother and tries to get him some rest. Ayato is always busy but he knows that he can always return to these two (and Sayu if u count his assassins LMAOO). these two are his pillars holding him up as he play his role as commissioner. lots of work but at the end of the day, these two are who he returns to.

in conclusion, more found family tropes in genshin, pleek <\3

[hematomes]

So I've seen your post about prime Barbatos and (I don't subscribe to either I am open to both interpretations until proven wrong since we stil don't have his pt2 story quest and because of the latest events he is very sus with all mentions of wind and time)

Anyway I take prime Barbatos as him at his strongest and I think the reason so many people think of him being the strongest is because we actually know the least about him from the 3 archons we know, it is insinuated that he kinda is weird about time since his line for hello is like we've met before while everyone else is just introducing themselves as if we've never met plus that line in his story quest "let's meet at the usual spot" everyone took as the Vanessa tree while it was the statue's hands(where we've never been to until this point) so it's almost as if he knows the future/ other worlds or something, there is also the theory that he has never gone all out and always acted as a support (from the revolution to Decabrain to the revolution in the aristocracy which he literally ended with a false signature from morax instead of fighting, to meeting Dvalin for the first time and instead of fighting him in time where dragons were considered monsters he befriended him and so on) as for the construction of Mond the main point people are making about it is that while every archon has done something like that to their nation the only specified places that are constructed in that way of teraforming have been way smaller. Morax and Ei both have done it to a Island each (as far as we know from lore for now) but Barbatos has done it to the whole of Mond with breaking off the tallest mountain. Also if you look at the prolog it seems like he is able to actually show people the past through his songs since both the traveler's and Diluc 's reactions to his songs was "what was that/what did I just see" after the player is shown a clip of the past

But again that can be interpreted in different ways. The people you talk about have interpreted them as him holding back but many also see it as him needing someone else instead of doing it himself(if you look at one of his trailers the 4 winds basically tell him to finally do his job instead of telling others to do it)

So yeah again in kinda in the middle because there is a lot of mystery behind him still so I can't rule out him at his strongest being well the strongest of the archons while I also can't rule out him not being the strongest simply because we have wayyyy too little information about him

Anyway sorry for the rant but I've been obsessing over lore for the past week and when I saw the post I couldn't help it😅

OKAY SO TWO POINTS TO MAKE FIRST

1. thank you so much for providing that much info omg that's very interesting and!!! it does answer some questions

2. don't APOLOGIZE I LITERALLY ASKED WHAT PRIME BARBATOS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AND YOU ANSWERED THOROUGHLY so once again thank you

now onto the actual subject

i did take into account that barbatos/venti was really secretive, which is interesting bc with mondstadt obvious links to both celestia and the abyss (the gateway to celestia on the statue + the upside down statue)(and that's not taking into account the fact that we start at mond and we meet dainsleif there), i do wonder how they're going to give us more info on barbatos

my main... "problem" with this theory is that it's backed up with very little solid evidence - as you said, it can be interpreted in two ways, and the issue with these theories is that people take it for granted (= my frustration towards the consensus on tiktok that barbatos is the strongest archon in his prime when according to actual, current lore he's in fact said to be the weakest)

the part about him seeing the future etc is also very interesting, because iirc he does know every song ever written? so that's a nice theory! and there's another link with time, what with him being a part of the thousand winds (i can't remember the name BUT i do remember that said 'thousand winds' was one of the primordial one's shades so... yeah)

anyway it does make it clearer!! i like this theory, don't get me wrong (WELL i know you won't but), as i said my real problem is the fact that it's taken for granted when, at the end of the day, it's just a theory that could be debunked bc it's so easy to interpret it in another way. but this perspective is really cool, so!!! once again, thank you for your time <3

[phoenixfangs]

i got rlly butthurt abt that starlight comment so i went to that persons blog and the posts they reblogged abt mlp r full of cold takes so i went on an incoherent rant detailing y those ideas r wrong. rant under the cut, its v long and probably hard to read bc of my typing style// maybe ill come back and properly format it later

cold take 1: starlight couldve been a better character

no she couldnt unless we downplay her crimes or change her entire design. i dont care what her reason 4 forming a cult was, whether it be the stupid canon reason that her friend hit puberty and moved, or the stupid fanon idea that she never got a cutie mark and is resentful (i rlly hate this idea) LITERALLy if u want her to be a better character then dont redeem her. dont try to write a season-long arc of her trying to earn forgiveness from the village ponies bc her actions r beyond forgiveness. lets call a spade a spade: shes a monster who mutilated their bodies, minds, and hearts 4 her own stupid philosophy that she doesnt even believe in, and we dont even KNOW how long she was doing that or when the village was established. those ponies could have been in that cult 4 YEARS as far as we know--night glider herself admitted that the village was her home and that she couldnt/didnt want to move when given the chance, bc where else could she go? where else could any of them have gone? they explicitly say starlight targeted them bc they were vulnerable, or smthn to that effect. would YOU have a story abt a crazy abuser going back to their victims after who even knows how long of abusing them, and writing it so even one of them 4gives the abuser? would u write a story where the victims of jonestown 4gave jim jones? u wouldnt bc i expect u have at least 2 brain cells, and if u wouldnt, then i would hope u wouldnt like the idea of redeeming starlight at all, too. at this point in the series life, where weve seen all the redemptions and whos gotten them, i dont care abt the nuances of 4giveness, bc the writers and fans clearly dont when they have poor ideas and lack the skills to properly execute them. abusers and bullies dont deserve 4giveness, tyrants and fascists dont deserve 4giveness, terrorists dont deserve 4giveness, and the fact that diamond tiara, stygian, starlight glimmer, and tempest shadow ALL were anywhere between bullies or literal fucking terrorists, and they ALL got to be 4given and redeemed, while characters who have done way less heinous things (trixie and the flim flam brothers) r still treated with suspicion and distance by the main characters, is fucking disgusting to me. the only one ill give leeway to is diamond tiara bc even tho she was horrible to the cmc, she is just a kid and its possible to step back from bullying when ur that young. it rlly rlly isnt easy or possible to step back from mindfucking and mutilating an entire village of ponies bc ur bitter and entitled

cold take 2: cutie marks make no sense

less of a cold take and more of a gripe i have, bc they make perfectly fine sense to me. a cutie mark doesnt determine shit, its literally just a physical manifestation of what ur good at. rarity is good at finding gems, but her job isnt geology, its tailoring. rainbow dash is good at racing and being fast, but her job isnt initially stunt flying/racing with the wonderbolts, its weather duty in ponyville. in the later seasons when they start talking abt cutie marks being ur Destiny is when i admittidly start to get a little annoyed bc i dont personally believe in destiny or teaching kids that there is a predetermined path, but even still, u dont randomly get a cutie mark that determines what ur destiny is, u get a cutie mark that REFLECTS what ur desitny is. so no, a pony wouldnt get a random cutie mark of a computer 20 years b4 computers become available at home, AND THEN they discover thats what theyre talent/destiny is. cutie marks cant predict the future, theyre reactive to the individual. i dont understand how this is a confusing concept, even with the stupid destiny stuff thrown in

cold take 3: slice of life is the funniest episode of the series

no it fucking isnt JESUS the last roundup is the funniest episode, not bc of derpy, but bc of pinkie and raritys interactions. "rarity catch me" busts me up every fuckin time, as well as when pinkie and rarity r on the little handcar (hoofcar?) at the end and pinkie wont shut up and raritys like "when i get back, ur gonna GET IT rainbow dash". slice of life is a bunch of nothing and, wouldnt u know it, the best parts of the episode r the parts that include characters we actually KNOW (celestia and luna arguing over gifts, matildas anxieties, cadence consoling a crying shining armor at the wedding). even discounting the fact that the target demographic--kids, yknow, children and preteens--likely dont have forum accounts or the time/energy to scroll through those forums and wikis and blogs to understand all the inside jokes of the episode, its boring and kind of annoying if ur as disillusioned with the fandom as many ppl r, including myself. also lyra and bonbon werent confirmed stop projecting and giving praise where none is due. coy looks and 'best friends' sentiments dont mean shit, say explicitly that theyre girlfriends or wives and then give me a call

[childhoodaesthetics]

the mane 6 of mlp for the character ask thing?

Dang okay let’s see. I’ll put it under a cut bc it’ll be long

Twilight

Sexuality Headcanon: Biromantic Asexual

Gender Headcanon: Non binary maybe specifically demigirl idk

A ship I have with said character: Nobody in particular actually! I actually can’t think of a strong one I have with her. I’ve seen some of her and Tempest Shadow which I’m warming up to. 

A BROTP I have with said character: I think her and AJ are underrated. I also think she could be closer to Zecora and I like when they interact. Her friendship with Starlight and Sunburst are also nice.

A NOTP I have with said character: I don’t see her as being with the older figures she admires such as Starswirl or Celestia or anything

A random headcanon: After becoming princess she let Owlowiscious stay mostly in a library in Canterlot Palace where there are other owls to hang with hence his absence in later seasons

Rainbow Dash

Sexuality Headcanon: Lesbian

Gender Headcanon: Could literally be anything tbh. Every hc I hear seems about right. Maybe I see her as genderfluid or something if that’s the case. 

A ship I have with said character: Applejack later in the series. A bit of Spitfire

A BROTP I have with said character: Fluttershy of course. And Tank. And that dude she helps get close to his daughter

A NOTP I have with said character: Hmm. Most men I guess?

A random headcanon: Learns femininity can be cool too and starts being comfortable enough to share her spa ventures with her friends

Pinkie Pie

Sexuality Headcanon: Pansexual (lol so far it seems based on their colour palettes)

Gender Headcanon: Cis female I guess

A ship I have with said character: I actually have come around to shipping her and Cheese Sandwich. No other outstanding ships with her come to mind atm

A BROTP I have with said character: Cheese Sandwich and Rarity make interesting combos with her. Also the Apple Family! And of course Maud

A NOTP I have with said character: Idk nothing in particular. I don’t actually ship her with any of the Mane 6 though

A random headcanon: She’s chubby and small

Rarity

Sexuality Headcanon: Bisexual

Gender Headcanon: Cis female (but I have seen some trans female hcs I like)

A ship I have with said character: Applejack! Also I used to ship her with Fancy Pants lol but now that’s gone. I could see Rarity w most of the Mane 6 though

A BROTP I have with said character: Twilight and Rarity is underrated. So is Rarity and Big Mac. Acapella legends.

A NOTP I have with said character: Idk maybe Spike? I don’t like any implications of “little boy crushing on older girl and its goofy but then when he grows up its a thing”. 

A random headcanon: I have a lot of humanized headcanons lol. So I’m gonna say that, as a person, she’d wear sleek neutral coloured clothing day to day despite her love for fancy things. She’d same more lavish things for special occassions and then go all out

Applejack

Sexuality Headcanon: Lesbian

Gender Headcanon: Same as Rarity. Actually I’ve seen trans man hcs too and those are neat. 

A ship I have with said character: Rarity! And Rainbow Dash. 

A BROTP I have with said character: Her and her fam! Also her and Spike are nice

A NOTP I have with said character: Men and incest

A random headcanon: A

Fluttershy

Sexuality Headcanon: I actually have no idea. Maybe she’s straight :o

Gender Headcanon: Again...I literally don’t know. These dang horses are so queer coded

A ship I have with said character: Idk. I’ve come around to like her and Discord and I have no other notable ships for her lol. Maybe Rainbow Dash? I used to ship her and Big Mac more

A BROTP I have with said character: Her and Discord of course! Great friendship development and even into relationship. Also her and RD

A NOTP I have with said character: Mostly random ones, especially with overbearing people. But nothing stands out as “ew” to me.

A random headcanon: Tallest of the group. I used to picture her tiny but actually I think she lanky and tall. Hence her model career and her long legs as a kid. 

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@sinnerscfequestria​ said: ❛ i’m gonna fuck you so hard that after , your legs won’t be shaking for just ten minutes … they’ll be fucking numb. ❜ from chrysalis bc she made me KJDFHDF

       Sweet Celestia above.... Chrysalis hit one of the best buttons in Rainbow’s head.. The vulgarity of her words, the sultry nature attached to them, it didn’t matter who it was coming from— The words were enough to make Rainbow’s tail immediately start to lift.. Her spine stiffened, and her wings fluttered softly, Rainbow was already too far gone to avoid what was undoubtably coming. Her forelegs slowly began to buckle under her excitement, she wasn’t in any position to fight herself.

        So Rainbow didn’t, she slowly lowered downward, with her tail lifted upward and to the side, revealing her glistening sex to Chrysalis.. A wave of shame washed over the Pegasus, but it wasn’t enough to make Rainbow rethink herself. She glanced back at Chrysalis, her face as red as could be—

     ❝ P—Please... ❞