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I'm honestly almost dying bc yes I was living but now I'm sooooo curious about the new ofmd episode I want to fucking kms
#ofmd makes me suicidal#bc I'm not home to watch it#fuck fuck fuck#tw drugs and alcohol#I feel so good tho#so I guess it was worth it
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top 10 moments before disaster (dazai is about to step on his toes)
#day 9547860367 of drawing them in the hopes that the next chapter will be ada reunion. we will see.#ALSO HELP slamming my head into a brick wall i'm gonna get cancelled for glasses erasure one day istg. i'm sorry kuni#watch me once again exaggerate a barely visible height difference in canon bc idgaf dazai should get to be short for once in his life#anyway i hope skk eats shit i want knkdz back i miss them so fucking much#i pray and beg and sob every night kneeling at my bedside for dazai to go home and see his husband and son again#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#kunikida doppo#doppo kunikida#kunikidazai#knkdz#kunizai#lotus draws#uughhhhh posting at ungodly hours AGAIN this is gonna catch up to me one day istg
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Skén:nen sá:sewh
as promised, here's Precious boy™ getting kissed by Precious wife™ because he deserves all the love in the world :cc
translation: Get home safe
#nobody translate the file name#nah but home girl is the strongest soldier let me tell you#imagine date/being married to an assassin fr I would loose my mind#I'm such a sucker for the friends to lovers trope ok hear me out#Girlie is an ally to the assassin's and that's how she meets Connor and they become friends because Ratonhnhaké:ton deserves more friends o#she is VERY smart knows how to stand her ground but also very sweet and funny he respects and admires her a lot and so does she#she's from another displaced kanien'kehá:ka clan they bond really close sooner than later the feeling just blooms everyone's knows but THEM#until prob the recruits and the people in the homestead get tired of these oblivious fools in love and plot to finally get them together#I headcanon Connor didn't settle down completely until they were expecting their first child like they both panicked when they realized#I mean they're already married and stuff but still our girl is all over the place bcs she's scared of something happening to him or the bby#and connor acts cool and leveled on the outside but he's just a whirpool of emotions on the inside as well it's really funny to watch#they probably broke down in tears from both laughter and fear but they are amazing parents we are certain of it :')#I want their dinamic to be like that mainly because Connor deserves some light and laugh in his life after all the things he went through#connor i'm in love with your wife#ratonhnhaké:ton#connor kenway#connor's mistery wife#ac 3#assassin's creed#oc#the way you can tell I almost never draw men just from this sketch 💀#my art
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about to start my yearly critrole campaign 2 rewatch so prepare for me to be absolutely insufferable
#ramble#i think this is year 4 now#i remember i started it the day after i moved into my first house when i went to uni so it's v nostalgic#i can't believe how long it's been going i remember watching some of c1 when i was still in high school and it was FINISHED already#i'm also gently forbidden from watching it in the living room bc my dad also works from home and dnd confuses him#just long silence and then 'how do you understand any of what's going on'#idk why but whenever it gets to september times i always redo campaign 2 and also dungeons and daddies#and at christmas i usually do wtnv again#i have no explanations someone please psychoanalyse me
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the eggsaw killer... @quezify
[ID: A pixel drawing of the doll from Saw, except instead of red circles there are egg yolks on the cheeks, and the eyes and lips are orange instead of red as well. The right cheek is leaking. End ID]
#guess what I'm watching rn!! haven't finished yet tho bc I can't watch horror movies when my parents are home lol#eggtober#eggtober2024#doddie kunst#saw#the jigsaw killer#billy the puppet
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I don't need a vacation, I need a sabbatical, where I go live in an abbey in switzerland for six months where I read and garden and study and stare at the sky and learn about birds and make some art and write a lot and help feed the nearby village with the garden crops and there are no ads or algorithms or tv shows or fastfood restaurants and I walk into town once a week for phone and internet to check on friends and family and then I go away again and preferably there are cats and goats and those soft brown cows and one shaggy dog and I learn I have a new favorite constellation and type of flower and shade of green.
#ragamusings#anyone else?#had to drive v carefully around a phone-distracted driver on my way home and i wanted to shake him by the shoulders#had someone want a refund from their show bc they didnt like it (we didn't have enough cast members apparently???)#and i watched horrific news unfold#and i'm so angry and tired and frustrated#i took a week-long staycation and only began to feel like myself again on the fifth day#anyways you can reblog this if you relate it's not just a private ramble#but idk if it is relatable or not i just want it deep in my soul#but alas i have no money and sabbaticals cost money ironically#and who would take care of my cats
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"I decided it's my break day today, Oh coincidentally, I'm gonna sit here, and watch you work." also it's too cute how Nemo just came run at me whenever i sat on a bench
#my time at sandrock#mtas#mtas unsuur#mtas builder#mtas nemo#fanart#FHSDHdhsds tbh HIS PINNING WAS EXCITING#but after that HE REALLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY OTHER STORIES at ALL to tell during DATE HELP fhasdhdhsd#he is JUST like Sebek I'M CRYINg @sebek stop talking about ur malleus sama guard duty @unsuur stop talking only about the civil corps fshds#i'm dying my heart is faltering from the monotony; but just like the rule of thumb on every fandom; it depends to us to enrich the characte#so now i'm trying to enhance my delusional level & it's working right now when i sat there & watched him work#Maybe I was HASTY because HE WAS the first fish that BIT; andeverygamehasthatcharacterthatissoveryeasytogetbutwithlessdepthinthem#BUT thinking back#HE is REALLY A NICE GUY#WITH A NICE HEART that's just IN THE RIGHT PLACE; and HE IS FUNNY TO BOOT fshdshdj#i actually cried when he talked about what his proudest stack of stones meant to him#because the value in it hits too close to home#and when he said pls tell me if i no longer have a good personality bcs i would like to be the first one to know#AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE FACE ON THE LEMON SOUP FSHDHSSFHSDH#I FELL RIGHT THEN RIGHT THERE#I FELL FOR HIM FOR ALL THE RIGHT REASONS#HE IS TOO CUTE AND SINCERE AND QUIRKY#DID YOU GUYS SEE WHEN HE JUST STRAIGHT WENT TO BED AFTER PAINTING FHSDHSDHSD I CAN'T; I LOST IT RIGHT THERE#everytime he said SET THE MOOD I'M DONE FHSDHSDH i am not sure if i should be glad or not that the music he plays when painting never retur#even when he said he's gonna SET THE MOOD again FHADHS it's way TOO FUNNY I JUST CAN'T
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Hey! Could you please do some headcannons of cuddling with Jay from descendants?
Thank you!
oh fuck yes baby boy NEEDS a snuggle so fuckin bad. Jay is SO motherfucking - his full name is Janasheen Lagmani Mufti btw (successor, born at nightfall, one who gives council or legal advice) - Jay is SO motherfuckin touch starved that he'll get injured on purpose just so he can feel you touch him up. After a while you start to catch onto this because you don't have the heart to tell him he's not quite as slick as he thinks he is. So OBVIOUSLY I have a medieval game OBVIOUSLY I have a jousting game the only way you're gonna get him to turn into your snuggly lil bunbun (yes he does insist you call him that after you say it once as a joke and he loses his mind) is to make him think YOU'RE really the one who needs cuddles. like of course you're feeling kinda sad and tired from all your schoolwork so of COURSE you need a big strong tough cool guy star of the tourney team to make you feel all safe and cozy. obviously it's TOTALLY for your benefit. not at all because Jay was not hugged once as a child! that's hilarious and true and totally not the reason at all! I just washed my hands that's why they're wet! no other reason!
but yeah once you actually start cuddling with him it's going to take approximately less that six seconds for him to become a total and complete velcro boyfriend. it takes longer to watch any vine in existance than it does for Jay to latch onto you like a small baby bird. he did not know that touchy feely stuff could be so... nice. especially when it's with you. he tried giving Carlos and Evie and Mal bear hugs between classes when he's away from you and it was good, but it wasn't the same. Maybe it's because Carlos still thinks he's going to get suplexed whenever Jay grabs him like that or maybe it's because Mal keeps asking if he huffed her spraypaint and that's why he's so huggy out of nowhere (Evie doesn't mind too much as long as he doesn't wrinkle her outfits or mess with her hair and makeup. she actually approves of you two and likes that you're bringing out Jay's more affectionate side. she makes a mental note to give you the friends and family discount on any future designs you order from her.) but shortly after that first time you snuggled up with Jay and had him tell you all about the video games he's been playing and about tourney practice he's full on addicted to your touch and cuddles. Coach sometimes has to pull you off your extra curriculars to give Jay hugs and kisses during practice when he cops an attitude or gets too rowdy. you're known as the Jay whisperer immediately and believe me the nickname sticks. Carlos asks what the hype is once and you give him head scratches and he understands.
#descendants#descendants x reader#descendants drabbles#jay descendants#jay x reader#jay drabbles#jay descendants x reader#janasheen “jay” lagmani mufti#he's such a lil goofball#by the way!!!!! i'm like... what is it 1/4th of the way done with my first book?????? roughly??????#l-l-l-l-losing it! *airhorn noises*#/pos#so anyway yeah I've also been drawing more which is really good bc it's been fun again#been drawing a lot of marge simpson#because of my ~late night insomnia!~#I wish there was a way for me to sleep before 2am that doesn't involve playing a million levels of online solitaire#(which I still don't know how to play) watching family guy and the simpsons and terrorizing bots on janitor but hey#if it works it works#oh and law and order svu#been watching that until like 1am or something#i got jumpscared by a murderer who was WAY too much like my dad and his mother /neg#I know the woman who played her MUST have a narcissist in her life because it was CHILLING#i think it was in season 4 or 5 but the episode title is home#which I remember bc I was thinking “ironic that this hits too close to HOME lol”#tee hee!
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going to get my nails done for the first time in six months today i am SooOOooOOoOO excited
#also i'm ''working'' from ''home'' aka answering emails and watching tv#this was largely bc my landlord had to come over to my apartment this morning but also bc i almost fainted at work again yesterday#so all my colleagues were like dawg u gotta relax (agree)
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this is my gen 1 heir of the rogues gallery legacy 💚 fawn chandley
#i'm using ea clothes they really did do something with that horse ranch cas idk idk#anyway love her <3#now i need to decide if i want to use somebody's save file or a blank one. bc the game crashed while i was trying to build the starter home#i'm starting in brindleton bay. to be honest i just don't want hugo and co there it's too weird dslkfjsdf#and they'll die and it'll genuinely affect me. also the NEIGHBORHOOD STORIES hugo is not marrying j huntington iii on my watch#ts4#the sims 4#ts4 cas#rogues gallery legacy#rogues gallery legacy: gen 1#fawn#don't plan on posting a ton of this but i want the tags anyway
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i truly believe sitting next to a window that has a view of a tree and that can be opened to feel the breeze is one of life's necessities.
#guess where i am rn lol#not even in my actual home bc I'm having a puppy playdate with the dogs I'm watching rn#but i have a window like that in my own living room also and i love it
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Me: Oh god. It's time for our company's yearly performance review. Where my boss will judge my performance over the past year and see how awful I am at my job and--
My boss: You're doing such a great job and I'm so happy you're here <3
Me:
#SLAMS MY HEAD INTO THE TABLE I probably need therapy.#Shima speaks#LMAO#I always. ALWAYS get stressed about these and they ALWAYS turn out just fine#It's the self-esteem. The self-esteem I don't have :)#Anyway glad that I wasn't roasted and fired and I'm doing good at my job.#I'M GOOD AT MY JOB?? ME?? OKAY I'LL TAKE IT! I'LL TAKE IT#Listen this may not be my dream job but it's a good job with good people#And it pays my bills. Couldn't ask for more#Eventually I will leave to work elsewhere but I'm glad I'm doing good 😭#Realizing like. How important my job is actually. When I do leave the company I'll have to train the new hire#For at LEAST a couple weeks#Bc I'm the only one in this department that knows how to do payments! Just me!!#Anyway. Glad that stress is gone now#I can go home and watch One Piece and NOT cry over a tub of ice cream#(I'll probably do that anyway but bc of the anime Emotions and not bc of work. LMAO)
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john @ sam
#has someone made this joke before....probably!#joke post but i'm also somewhat serious abt it alksjdflaks#like the sam-john dynamic was always equal parts suspicion and protection to me!!!!#the reason why john is such a great character to me? he's the world's biggest hypocrite <3#hypocrisy - secrecy - mistrust the trifecta of john traits like what a guy! it all boils down to keeping control over uncertainty#sam's kept at a distance not to spare him from the horrors of hunting - it's also bc he's a potential liability#2.01 “I should've never taken you along in the first place. I knew it was a mistake” <- speaks volumes!!#he's not taking that risk! it's easier to shut him out (while also reminding dean he isn't good enough. to keep him in line)#(went to the logan roy school of dividing and conquering his kids <3)#but also. the uneasy idea of sam as a potential threat needing to be monitored and contained#a son to protect from dark forces is also the same son who drew darkness into his home!#sam's first panic room? cage? being left alone in motel rooms#it speaks volumes that legacy he leaves behind for dean#is him literally ordering a hit on sam alksdjf#i love the line 'watch out for your brother' bc it carries that dual meaning of protection and suspicion so well#like 'watch out' meaning protect him but also 'watch out' as in keep an eye on that threat#j.txt
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TO ME, THAT’S CINEMA
#tomgreg#so i've seen this around a lot and ppl have already made points but like holy fuck. hoooly fuck lmao where do i begin#TOM THOUGHT THE ROOM WAS EMPTY FOR UH ... FOR WHAT BITCH??#empty for what. you two just going in there ALONE. what for. strategizing? ok but then why was greg showing you tonight's selection.#even if it was girls it's still sus bc like who tf goes specifically to a room to show that shit.#oh by the way i listened again and tom says first ''why do we have to...'' so GREG asked for the room?#greg asked them to go to an empty room. slut.#anD THEN AFTER SAID ''I WANNA GIVE YOU'' BITCH!!!!!!!!1#are we sure it's girls though...... like does it say later. i'll keep watching but Christ. LIKE. WHAT THE FUCK#how am i supposed to read this other than an affair lmfao and then he says ''go on'' and sends greg off away like a little pet#sick to bastard death of them god#so it's like. greg says can we go somewhere private and tom says why do we have to#greg says i wanna give you... and tom says what do you wanna give me annoyed like#girl we are at work and we are trying to stay alive can't you wait til we are at home for me to clap them cheeks#and then greg says a preview of tonight's selection... of what? could be alcohol could be sexy stuff could be mf. clothes idk#and then they look up like O FUCK the room is in use and it's fucking SH*V and immediately tom is like GO ON and greg#doesn't even stutter or say anything like usual he's just like SORRY and leaves immediately bc he KNOWS he gotta gtfo#sorry i'm just. poetic cinema indeed
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Every once in a while something will happen in naruto that just makes me go,,, Kishimoto,,, have you ever actually interacted with a child,,,
#11 year old Itachi: I must stop this coup and prevent war from overtaking my home. I will risk my life for this.#Me like a week ago watching a group of 10ish year olds try to build up the courage amongst themselves to ask if they can have a second egg:#Kakashi: Graduating from the ninja academy at 6#Me thinking back to the number of times I woke up with my 6 - 8 year old sibling sleeping beside me because they got scared: HM#Naruto and Sasuke: Living by themselves at age like 6/7#Me literally yesterday having to explain that No We Will Not Be Wandering Into The Woods At 11pm Bc You Heard A Dog (/coyote most likely)#Ik these characters are more traumatized shaped by the world around them it's fantasy etc etc#But every time someone's like. Kakashi graduated at 6...itachi at 7...how badass...I'm like...#Those kids couldn't read let alone write not a chance#Naruto is lucky he's durable he 100% tried getting bread out of the toaster with a fork#Don't take this too seriously I'm just saying shit rn
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TBB S2 EP 9 Thoughts!
quick heads up, I'm switching from using a cut and tags as a spoiler warning to just tags. if you don't wanna be spoiled on this blog, please block the tags tbb s2, tbb s2 spoilers, tbb spoilers!
OKAY WAAAAA THIS EP KILLED ME!!! here's the thoughts!!!
Omega missing Echo i'm-
dont talk to me im crying
srsly I watched this ep at the airport (maybe I should've allowed some slight spoilers on this one) and I almost cried in public bc WAAAAA feels
loved seeing Hunters heightened senses in action and also the others trusting them without question
yanno I always assumed Wrecker carries the heavy stuff bc the others physically can't, but Tech just went "fine." and swung that thing over his shoulder like a bag pack wtf
Yanno the guys might not mention it, but the way they're all super tense and keep bickering? yeah, they miss Echo too. And Cross. Confirmed. I'm not taking criticism at this time, thank you.
I'm surprised Tech was initially sounding so apathetic, but.... the "What's your issue?" comment felt..... okay wait, lemme backtrack
my dad has autism and he would often speak to me like that, not realising how hurtful it sounds. He'd also defend himself the same way Tech did in the ep ("I was only telling the truth", "that's just what the situation is, we have to deal with it regardless of how we feel abt it"). So when Tech talked to her like that? dang man, that hit home hard
obv I don't blame him for that! that's just how his brain works, it's not his fault!
but I love that they went there, yanno? they addressed the communication issue between Tech and Omega.
She now understands him a little more and he understands her a bit better
YEY FOR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!!
The way Tech just,,, jumped in after Omega
Like he left behind his helmet, his datapad, the mineral, all of it
hell he didn't even know if he was jumping to his death or not! he didn't know there'd be a river there!!
Tech for the win, that's all I'm saying
#10/10 episode#I'm still at the airport but will likely watch the ep again when I'm home#and then release more thoughts#bc this!!!!#yes!!!#star wars#the bad batch#the bad batch season 2#star wars the bad batch#tbb s2#tbb s2 spoilers#tbb spoilers#anyway#tbb tech#tbb echo#tbb omega#tbb crosshair#tbb wrecker#tbb hunter
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