#bc I'm just lining the marks up and taping there

[charmre]

Feeling a little defeated bc my 3rd attempt at making the Bloodborne hunter's hat out of paper is so close but the actual hat part itself is too big for the hole to attach the brim to even though I made so so sure to line all the registration lines up correctly???

So if I'm not getting it like I want to on paper I'm nervous about trying with EVA foam idk :/

I'm sad, I don't want this costume to flop bc I couldn't get the hat right but the hat's arguably the most important part :(((

[haootia]

hi!!! hi hi!!! do you have the images for your dream puzzles custom cassette on hand (if you did print it) O_O? i like making custom cassettes too, and i'd love to use your images for one for 3d virtual buddies if you'd be okay with that!!! :-)

yes i do :] under the cut are ready-to-print pngs but if you want to customize anything here are .kra and .psd files with the layers intact. the krita version is strongly recommended because i know it has the right layer blending modes, the .psd Should still work for the most part but if you're using a different program it might not have the correct layer mode options (i like using some wacky stuff like implication and xor which i know for instance gimp doesn't have.)

not included here are the sale price $1.00 tag and the happy face sticker because those are real stickers from the real world, you will have to source your own. also i would highly recommend using an xacto or something to cut holes for the spindles on your cassette case of choice, i had intended to use a hole punch on mine but none of the like three or four hole punches at my partner's house had a long enough reach so i ended up just stabbing the spindles through the paper like an animal which is why it looks kind of janked there. but we stay silly.

the way i did this is to line up both these images so they share one long side so they fit on a normal 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper, then once printed i folded it up using the handle of a butter knife as a bone & scotch taped the other edges together.

i didn't take process pics but hopefully this explains it. in my opinion this is probably the best way to do it besides printing it double-sided to begin with (which i can't do on my printer bc the photo paper has to go through the rear tray) because you don't have to glue anything. glue gets wrinkly and gross even if you're really really careful with it. scotch tape #1 forever. speaking of paper i printed these on some matte photo paper i found in my craft room out of the package so i don't know what its official Paper Stats are but i doubt there's anything that would really mess up the picture unless your printer is evil (not impossible.) the folding panel makes it a liiiittle thick for the case but i managed to squeeze it in there. if you go without the extra panel and just do a normal C card, which you may want to do if you're only doing 3DVB and not also HIRF, i think it will be no prablem.

the side labels are designed for avery 5198 templates with some generous overbleed but even then it is hard to line them up perfectly. i tried scanning the sticker sheet in with some pen markings to try and get it exactly on but even then they were still off. just give it your best shot i guess.

all the graphics are taken from the dreampuzzles twitter & website (except for the background of the exterior side flap & interior panels which are just processed versions of random pics i had on my computer lol) , i've been considering making a lyric booklet to go along with this and that will probably have some original fanart which i will release free 2 download, etc.

THANK YOU so much for the message, i think this is a really fun hobby and i hope more people get into it. it's so awesome to have a homemade physical copy of your favorite music especially if it's a custom mixtape or the artist doesn't have official physical releases. ummm i took a really long walk today and i'm very tired so i shan't pontificate any more on how cool cassettes are, enjoy the images ^_^

[pwarkluv]

❝ what is love? - l.mk ❞

lee mark x reader | fluff | 2k words

WARNINGS | lowercase is intended, idol au, love at first sight au, 6thmemberofitzy!reader, shy!mark and shy!reader, fluff bc that’s what i’m best at LOL, another request :), just enjoy <3

REQUEST | “hii i read ur electric love fic w jisung and i really loved it :DD could you do the same for mark ? still as the 6th member of itzy ofc :D” - my lovely anon <3

SUMMARY | he wonders what is love, but finds the answer in you.

AUTHOR’S NOTE | inspired by the song “what is love” by twice (english lyrics by genius translations)! ANOTHER REQUEST HDSFKLDSJHF IM SO SO SO SO EXCITED! i wanted to change up the setting so it’s still 6th member itzy, but not in weekly idol :P ALSO this was inspired by when nct dream, itzy, and stray kids sat next to each each other in that one award show so yeah lolol. IM SO SORRY I LOST THE MESSAGE WHERE MY ANON ASKED FOR IT BUT I STILL WROTE IT FOR YOU! I LOVE YOU, THANK YOU, NEVER BE SHY TO DM ME ;)

what is love?

mark knew the general idea of it; the sappy moments movies show, the “butterflies in your stomach” feeling books portray, the pain and hardships songs make you feel. 

but he’s never been in love, at least not like this.

❝ how could it be as sweet as candy? ❞

training at such a young age molded mark into the perfect idol, and with that he was fully aware dating would look bad to the public. he accepted the fact that he might never find love, all to help achieve his dream. 

but as cheesy as it sounds, the canadian wished to be loved. 

yes he was loved by his members, his family, his friends, his fans; but the type of love he longed for was something none of them could give him. 

mark wanted to feel the sweetness of being in love, the giddiness you’d feel whenever you talk to them, the pounding of your heart whenever they’re near. he wanted to experience the overwhelming need to be with that person, like if they’re gone for too long it’s like you can���t breathe.

was being in love like making a song for the very first time? or was it like eating watermelon all the time?

so many questions with no answers, the boy left to wander in his own thoughts. 

❝ how it’s like flying in the sky? ❞

he smiled bittersweetly as the newly wed couple danced around in confetti, the sound of laughter and cheers resonating around the room. one of nct’s managers that had been with them since the beginning invited them to her wedding, to which the team obviously accepted. 

all 23 of them were happy for their noona who found her happy ending. mark could only watch in awe at the sight of the two lovebirds, the love and adoration for the other evident in the way they looked at each other.

his heart tugged a bit knowing he wanted something like that too. 

“being in love is like flying in the sky.” his manager explained to the boy as a makeup artist experimentally brushed strokes on her face. it was a couple hours before the ceremony when mark knocked on her hotel door, wanting to visit his favorite noona before she finally said ‘i do’. 

his question left his mouth before mark could fully register what he was about to say, the poor boy flushing a bit as the woman laughed at him. 

“are you in love mark? is that why you’re asking me how i knew i was in love?” she teased as mark stutterd, denying her accusation.

“n-no i swear!” he said as his manager continued laughing, the makeup artist having to pause a bit to let her get it all out. “i’m just curious.” mark said quietly trying to stop the heat from rushing up to his cheeks. 

“well being in love is a magical feeling.” the woman said, turning a bit serious. mark sat up straight as he listened intently. “when you realize you love someone, it can be a scary thing. love isn’t perfect mark, and i want you to know that. there are moments where you want to scream and rip your hair out, or cry to let it all out.”

the boy nodded in understanding, having a bit of knowledge from all the good breakup songs taylor swift writes about. 

“but it can also change your whole world.” she continued on. “it’s like seeing the world again for the very first time and the colors are more vibrant. it’s like having a permanent reason to be happy, and a reason to stay.” she explained as the mark sat quietly trying to comprehend it all. 

❝ i wanna know know know know, what is love? ❞

the poor boy’s head couldn’t wrap around the thought of you. 

his heart hammered in his chest as he secretly glanced at you, desperately trying to avoid suspicion from fans and his members. you were just too breathtaking, having the canadian looking back for more. 

the moment he first laid eyes on you, it was like an epiphany. you were the answer to all his questions.

so this is what it feels like, mark thinks to himself as he looks back on all the things he’s heard about love. 

the butterflies, the pounding of your heart, the “seeing the world in a whole new perspective”, mark felt everything and as much as he felt excited, he was scared.

as harmless as it sounds, award shows were a risky thing for idols. being surrounded by fans of different groups as well as said groups themselves always seemed to cause a bit of a stir between fans.

between dating rumors and rumors about beef between two idols, anything could happen.

but usually mark would be okay. he’s been doing this for a long time and knew how to behave.

however what he didn’t expect was to see you, the tiny rookie idol from the newly debuted girl group ‘itzy’. 

nct 127’s table was right next to yours which let mark have a clear view of your pretty eye smile as you laughed at something lia had whispered into your ear. your laugh was bubbly and contagious, the boy having to physically stop himself from wanting to laugh too. 

he was panicking, but mark couldn’t tell if it was in a good or bad way. 

❝ what does love feel like? ❞

your breath hitched as you saw the boy sneak glances at you from the corner of your eye.

the mark lee was looking at you, your heart racing as you tried to deny the fact that he was staring you down. there was no way the dude you’ve looked up to your entire trainee life is noticing you, no way at all.  

everyone has heard of mark lee even if you weren’t into kpop. he was just that iconic. 

you’ve been an nctzen since the very beginning, being there for nct u’s debut stage. in fact, nct was the very reason you decided to audition to become an idol in the first place. you looked up to the team but more importantly you looked up to a certain canadian in the group.

originally doyoung was your bias in nct when nct u first came out. but as the years passed by you found yourself more and more intrigued by mark, having him absolutely wreck your bias list.

since then you’ve been a loyal mark stan, even rapping his part in cherry bomb for your audition tape which ultimately led you to become an idol yourself. 

you refused to believe you were in love with the dude, not knowing a single thing about him. there was no way you could love him, not if you’ve never even met the boy.

but your heart seemed to prove you wrong as it beat wildly knowing mark was sitting right there on the table next to you. 

“you okay bubs?” lia asked in a worried tone, leaning in to whisper into your ear. she saw the way your leg bounced in a fast rhythm, knowing you only did that when you were nervous. 

you forced a smile as you hesitantly looked her way, knowing that she could take one look into your eyes and know you were lying. “i'm fine unnie, don’t worry about me.” you replied as sweetly as you could, wishing the elder wouldn’t notice a thing. 

though you two and yeji were the eldest in the group, all being born in the year 2000, you were the baby of the unnie line. lia and yeji knew you the best, having grown up with you after all. 

the girl only gave you a look before taking your hand in hers to give a soft squeeze. “i know you’re lying but i won’t push you. also mark lee from nct 127 is totally checking you out.” lia said, whispering a bit on the last part. she winked as you flushed, looking away in horror. 

-

johnny nudged the boy next to him with a small smirk, clearly seeing the heart eyes he was giving the girl in the table next to them. mark jumped a bit at the feeling, looking at his hyung with confusion.

“so y/n of itzy?” johnny said with a small smile as the younger immediately sat up straight. 

“is it that obvious?” mark whispered back with a hint of fear in his eyes.

if any of the fans were to get a hold of this… the boy could only shiver at the thought. 

johnny’s playful smile dropped a bit at mark’s worried look knowing how he must feel. they were idols after all.

“don’t worry, i only noticed because she was looking back at you too.” he said, mark flushing at the revelation.

“really?” he asked a little out of it. 

“i say talk to her after this?” the elder said, laughing a bit when mark jumped in his seat, immediately saying no. 

❝ will love come to me someday? ❞

“unnie why are you making me stay in the dressing room~” you whined as the end of the award show came along.

you just wanted to go home, your body worn out. not from all the dancing but from the way it viciously pounded in your chest whenever you ever thought about mark. 

lia only smirked in retaliation as she brought a hand up to squish your cheeks. “trust me, you’ll thank me later.” she said as she walked out of the dressing room, bumping into a 6 foot tall boy with a smaller boy behind him. 

“oops sorry.” she said a little playfully, as lia gave a wink to johnny knowing their plan was going accordingly. johnny only gave her a small smile, but if you looked closely you could see the mischief in his eyes. 

“hyung where are we going?” mark asked, a little weirded out by the two’s interaction. johnny only ignored the boy, dragging him by his arm as they walked down the hallway. 

“hyung i swear if this is a prank i’ll-” mark’s words were cut off as the two entered a door, only to see your confused face staring back at him. 

“oh shit.” he cursed under his breath, a little taken aback from how beautiful you were. one whole award show later and you were still as gorgeous as when he first saw you sitting down in the table next to his. 

your confused face quickly turned to an embarrassed one as you noticed the boy, turning another shade of red when you noticed he couldn’t take his eyes off of you.

“hi y/n, my name is johnny and this is my band mate mark.” the taller boy said, holding his hand out in a handshake. 

“h-hi i’m y/n.” you stuttered, not expecting to see the boy you’ve been daydreaming about for the past two hours to be right in front of you. 

mark gawked at the sight of you, his mind malfunctioning as the words seemed to get stuck at the tip of his tongue.

“markie right here has something he wants to ask you.” johnny said, pushing the younger in front of him with a grunt. 

this seemed to knock him right out of his trance, a hand coming up to the back of his neck as he stared down at the floor with pink cheeks.

“do you maybe wanna-”

“yes.” you blurted out, a hand covering your mouth in shock. “i-if you were gonna ask if i wanted to hang out sometime, the answer is yes.” you said a little shyly as the boy smiled. 

all this time mark thought he was gonna find love, but maybe love found him instead. 

“i’ll pick you up at 6 tomorrow evening.” mark said with a sweet smile as he took a step back only to be pushed back up again by johnny.

“you don’t even have her number you dumbass.” the elder scolded, disappointed at how dumb the boy was. 

your laughter caught both of the boy’s attention as you put your hand out with a small smile. “you want my number or nah?”

[pinkiepiebones]

a good zsasz in battinsons next movie would be god-tier <3 but prob wont happen bc hes also a serial killer and would feel samey after what they did with riddler

As I explained to my mom* after we saw the movie, The Batman isn't yet "ready" for Zsasz. As much as I was searching for ANY hint of the Zsasz family in the background (they were rich too! Matt Reeves you could have used this movie to establish the family name!!)... See, the final straw that broke Victor was losing the last of his money to the Penguin at the Iceberg Lounge. As we saw in the Battinson movie, the Iceberg Lounge is not yet the swanky casino a lot of us know it as. I'm going to do movie spoilers under the cut just in case

At the end of the movie Penguin discovers Dead Gangster Guy's body (Marconi? Maroni? I am frequently bad with names) and imho sees an opportunity to jump to the top of the gangster ladder. IIRC also HBO is doing a Penguin TV show? which could definitely hopefully explore that shift from penguin toadie to king penguin, see the Iceberg Lounge shift from 90s warehouse rave to stately casino. And if it's a single season series with only like ten or 20 episodes, the final episode could have that pivotal moment of Victor at the owner's table, perhaps Penguin making menacing small talk like "Ah, Mister Zsasz, how've you been since your parents died? Staying sober, right? Certainly not leaving pieces of your family's fortune in the pockets of casino owners around the world, eh?" Just some verbal knife-twisting that lays out who Victor was prior to this poker game.

And Victor loses and Penguin laughs and has him thrown out as he's sobbing about how he has nothing now and Penguin maybe shouts "making your parents proud, Vic!" or smth and maybe another patron or hostess is like "he seemed really messed up was it a good idea to throw him out like that" and Penguin's all "Gotham isn't a city for the weak-willed, crybaby billionaires. Oh no, his parents died! Boo-fucking-hoo. Go make something of yourself, or perish. The rules of the world are the same for all of us" or some shit, maybe more poetic. But as he's monologuing maybe it's over the scene of Victor on the bridge, ready to die, and then the mugger comes up demanding Victor's money and Victor grapples and grabs the knife and frantically stabs the guy to death...

And then in complete silence, we watch the shaking, blood-spattered Victor plunge the knife into his forearm, making a line, and then he collapses to his knees, smiling up as a rainstorm starts, and the sounds of the city flood back in to the scene, and the camera ominously pans down to the first tally mark.

AND THEN WHAT WOULD REALLY KICK ASS WOULD BE IF BATTINSON 2 -clearly set after the events of the Penguin series- starts with freshly-promoted Commissioner Gordon leading The Batman into a particularly gruesome crime scene. "Fifth body this week," Jim says. "Throat silt, body posed post-mortem. Same MO as the four from last week, but there's nothing connecting these people." As The Batman analyses the crime scene, Jim continues- "Different ages, genders, ethnicities, jobs- there's no rhyme or reason to it. We're working in a gang initiation theory, but there's no tagging, no chatter-"

The Batman picks up a piece of tape he had placed on the victim's shoulder. A fingerprint is visible in the powder on the tape. He scans it into the Bat Computer on his forearm (c'mon you know he'll have more gadgets) and listens to Alfred give him the analysis.

"He doesn't care who he kills. He only cares about killing" Batman says.

"Who?"

The Batman turns to face Jim.

"Victor Zsasz."

*quick shout out to my mom who always listens to my post-movie infodumps and is now convinced that I have better ideas than most film writers LOL

[tj-crochets]

Hi! I've been following you for a while and quietly adoring all your little projects :) I've decided I want to sew some cozy pjs for my bear Toby, namely a vest and a nice floppy hat. I've been hunting for stuffed animal clothing patterns for a few days and just haven't found anything good. I'm decent at sewing but don't have much experience with pattern making or fitting so I don't really know how I would go about tailoring any of the numerous human or doll patterns out there to fit his uh, rotund shape. Do you have any resources you might be able to point me to for learning this stuff? Or any more easily customizable patterns?

The man himself for shape reference and also bc he's cute

Hi! Thank you, and oh my goodness he's adorable! I love his shape and the fabric he's made of I don't know of any easily alterable patterns, but I can try to explain how I'd make the pattern? I'm not sure which meaning of vest you mean, like tank top or like button up the front sleeveless thing, so I'm going to start with the hat while I try to figure out how to explain what I'm doing Edited to add: all this advice is for pattern making with stretchy knit fabrics like fleece or minky. Most of it *should* probably be applicable to nonstretch fabrics, but you'll need to pay a lot more attention to like hems and stuff to make it not fray than I do when pattern making

To make a pattern for his hat, I'd get a tape measure and measure around his head where I want the hat to go. So, if you want it at an angle, make sure the tape measure is at an angle while measuring. Then, since there is nothing above where the brim of the hat will be that will be wider than the brim, the next step is easy. You take the circumference measurement and mark it on a sheet of paper, making sure to leave room on each side of the line for the seam allowance. Then you draw whatever hat shape you want (a long triangle for a stocking cap, more of a half circle for a beanie, whatever you want. If it's a beanie, make sure to measure the distance from where you want the brim of the hat to land to the top of his head and make sure the pattern is longer than that). Add a seam allowance all around (use a ruler, two pencils taped together that you've measured to make sure they're the right distance, whatever you want) and cut it out. Now you've made a hat pattern! You might want to make the brim edge seam allowance longer so you can make like a decorative hem? The vest is slightly more complicated, but it's pretty much the same thing. I'm going to reblog this with some pictures to help explain, but basically you'd want to take a measurement of the circumference of the bear where you want the top of the vest to be, one where you want the bottom of the vest to be, and measure how far from one edge you want the arm hole to be. You'll also need to measure how big the armhole should be. Then you draw out two pattern pieces; one a fairly basic rectangle or trapezoid, with the top edge half the top edge circumference measurement, the bottom edge half the bottom edge circumference measurement, and the length however long you want the vest to be. Measure down to where you want the armhole to be and kinda...scoop out an armhole. Okay, I think I'm reaching the end of my ability to put this in words, let me reblog this with the sketches and then see what questions you still have

[bluemoontarot]

The Idaho Intestine Nibbler

Aka: I HAD A REALLY WEIRD HORROR MOVIE NIGHTMARE AND I'M GONNA TELL YA'LL ALL ABOUT IT BUCKLE UP KIDDOS

Trigger Warnings: Guts, Gore, Intestine Nibbling, Homophobia mentioned once, Guns, Cops, Cop Deaths, Death in general, Spaghetti horror all the way, gag reflex stans beware

Alright, if you've clicked this then you must think you're ready to read this.

Let's begin.

We begin at a high school, in the 80s bc of course it is lol, police are everywhere and students are being interviewed. We focus in on a young man with black hair & big eyes. "What do you mean there's evidence of me at the scene? I've never even been to her house!"

The cop shakes his head. "Best not to play dumb. We're just double checking, but the evidence lines up." The cop flips dramatically through his official cop evidence notebook.

We cut to a upper middle class house with caution tape all around it, the camera goes in and slides past cops doing their jobs until we find the heart of the crime. A man in his 50s is on the ground, split open, and has been eaten alive. It's a gory scene, ribs opened to reveal the guts which have been carefully set aside and eaten as well, bite marks missing. A detective stands near the scene, shaking his head and talking to a female detective in sunglasses who is hot and taking down notes and talking. We cannot hear them, we are merely the camera right now.

We slowly follow bloody foot prints to the backyard where we see a football helmet hidden in the bushes, a number on the back of it. Snap back to the kid at school who has a football jersey on with the same number. He is still denying it, by now the daughter of the victim is in the room too. She is also confused.

"Do you know this young man?" The cop asks. Our final girl nods.

"He's taking me to prom..." She answers. "Was he at your place last night?" The cop asks. Final girl looks shocked. "He's never been to my house. I don't think I've even given him my address yet." The cop states that young man is the killer, and he will prove it if they would just follow him to her home, and as they turn the camera focuses on the girl's arm...we see hints of bandages underneath her long sweater.

Cut to the scene of the crime, they avoid the room with the corpse, the entire time the cop is explaining multiple things that lead them to believe our main character is the culprit. I don't remember them, just that dream me who was just...witnessing this like some movie, was very convinced like "Ah yes, this adds up, young white boy is the killer, it's always the young white boy."

Finally, they get to the backyard and the cop shows the helmet, his eyes widen and he's shocked and confused. "I can't explain it...I couldn't find it this morning...I wasn't here though. It wasn't me. I had to be framed!"

It's not enough, he is put in cuffs, and it's slow motion as he fights and yells for our final girl to believe him. She stands there oddly still, a neutral expression.

15 years later...

We are back at the same house, our final girl is all grown up and has redone the house. It's eccentric as her weird (note: super awesome & definitely a lesbian) aunt has moved in. Where's mom? Idk dream never answered that. Moving on. Aunt is at this weaving tool, she's embroidered these super cool tiles to decorate the ceilings. Intricate flowers and vines. They serve no purpose, they just look cool as hell. A knock sounds, final girl answers and it's a handsome man in his 30s, reddish brown hair, cute smile.

Final girl seems overjoyed to see him. As cute boy passes the camera focuses on the newspaper under his arm..."IDAHO INTESTINE NIBBLER BREAKS OUT OF JAIL 1 YEAR AGO TODAY: WHERE IS HE NOW?" Yup. That's his name. Idaho Intestine Nibbler. Great job there brain, real creative.

Cut to a desolate house in the forest. Its got dead animal carcasses strung up in weird places...there's a scream from inside, male, and the squishy sound of hands messing around in a body. We cut to a silhouette of a man pulling guts out of a body, no details...just the shadows. On the walls we see jars of white stuff...chunky...with some blood in it...what IS that? Wtf?

Cut back to final girl, she's in the car with cute boy heading into a forest. Cute boy has a cabin up there they can spend the night in and make dinner over the campfire. Final girl seems very in love with this cute boy. As they approach the cabin, there's a sheriff car there. They get out and the cute boy asks if he can assist the officer.

Sheriff is a classic 50 something white male with a bit of a beer belly, he's got muttonchops. Don't ask me why my brain doesn't make the rules. He's a dad. Not literally I don't think, he just gives like...dad energy. Don't get attached to him.

Sheriff explains that they've located the cannibal that escaped their prison a year ago. Final girl goes stiff in the background. Sheriff says they should turn around as it's incredibly dangerous. Final girl steps forward and says she wants to see it. She knows who he is. He killed her father. She can tell them if it's him.

Sheriff agrees bc plot I guess.

Cute boy looks horrified. He had no clue he was dating someone who was a part of this. Cute boy should have asked more questions about her past instead of staring at her beautiful badonkers.

They get to the house they've scoped out. It's eerily quiet. Sheriff says they don't have visual but the smell of blood and guts is unmistakable. Sheriff uses his radio to get updates from the other's.

No response.

He tries again.

No response.

There's a crash and everyone jumps...it's one of the cops, having fallen from his perch in the tree with an axe to the back of the head. The sheriff curses under his breath and they begin running to the sheriff's car. As they run, it is apparent there are footsteps behind them. Final girl turns and sees...two more girls in their mid 20s, battered and bruised, and behind them...the boy from the beginning, a man now...black hair receding back, greasy, you know...gross. a diet of human guts can't be good for you. He looks nasty.

Girls cry for help, and final girl ushers them into the car before they speed off, but not before an axe gets buried in the trunk from our intestine nibbler. Final girl asks what they were doing out here, the two girls say they were on a camping trip and their boyfriends went missing and then that creepy guy (We'll call him Nibbler) tried to eat them too, we see a bite mark on each girl. One has a chunk of her shoulder missing, another has a chunk of her arm bitten out. Final girl pulls bandages out of her bag and tells them there's nothing to worry about, she knows just what to do to take care of them.

Cute boy thinks she is wife material, she's so caring~

Cute boy isn't very smart.

Bless him.

We cut to a weapons shop. Because why would they go back to the police station for back up? Sheriff buys a lot of rounds, cute boy buys a gun, final girl grabs the axe from the trunk, stating its all she'll need. Two other girls also grab some axes. They like the weight of them when swinging.

Sheriff states they gotta go all out. He's expecting them now. They begin to drive back and plan it all out.

Final girl is going to knock on the door, she just wants to talk. She's fine risking it. Cute boy will be hidden, ready to protect just in case. Two other girls and sheriff will be around back to catch him if he tries to escape. They arrive, camera pans to the house and man it's gross. There's no electricity, there's blood and body fluids just smeared everywhere, we cut to the inside and oh boy it's our favorite nibbler...nibbling away.

He shoves his fingers into one of the jars and begins eating it, one of the cops is still alive, legs broken, terrified.

"You know...I call this glue. It's not. It sure looks like it. Bone marrow...just all scooped up...put in a jar...aged...tastes divine." (I'm gagging writing this part jfc brain). Squishy sounds ensue as he digs his fingers in again and smacks lips. (Low key wanna vom omg)

Camera is shot from cops point of view, the entire wall is just...jars of bone marrow...some is obviously bad and shouldn't be eaten. How many people has he killed to get this much "glue"??? (Gags again) (look the visuals were raunchy. Like...damn.)

There is a knock, nibbler stops nibbling and sets the jar down, sucks any...remnants from fingers. Final girl calls him by name, says she wants to talk. She's unarmed. She always wanted to talk about what happened. Nibbler stands by door, stating that she shouldn't be here. It's not safe.

"I haven't been safe since I lost my father. You know that."

"I could kill you."

"You won't."

"How can you be so sure?"

"Because you're curious. Tell me...what do you actually remember of that day? Not what you were forced to confess to...what do you remember?"

Nibbler confesses he doesn't remember...he just remembers being unable to refute the evidence and it made too much sense. Eventually he accepted it as truth...he had done it.

"Do you remember what you did to me?"

"No."

"I tried to stop you. You took a bite out of me. My aunt drug me off to save my life."

"Why didn't you call the cops then!?"

"I was 17. I was dumb. I don't know! I was pretty focused on the fact a person had taken a bite out of me like I was a piece of goddamned fruit!"

"...Fair. Go on."

Final girl continues to explain that day, how her aunt got her away, got an alibi ready, patched her up, and explained that she couldn't let anyone know about it. He was sick, and if she was discovered to be bitten she'd be taken for experiments. She'd never be normal again. Her aunt promised to do whatever she could to protect her. Final girl agreed. Apparently there is some virus that makes you a cannibal idk. Not a zombie, bc you're alive, you just eat humans. And crave certain parts...idk brain said "have this messed up nightmare no i will not explain".

Nibbler asks if that's why he's like this. He's sick. He wants a cure.

Final girl doesn't know. She's not a doctor. But she needs him to stop eating people.

"I can't."

"Why?"

"When I resist...I...I can't remember. I have to give in. I have to. If I black out...ill go to town, I'll do it again. If I stay out here, I won't hurt people I love."

"And what's the difference between killing out here than killing in town?"

"People I kill here are people who aren't wanted anyways. Runaways...homosexuals...sickos...druggies..." (Because it was the ninetiiiieeeesssss) final girl makes a disgusted face. She calls nibbler a hypocrite, tells him that all of those people were wanted by someone. That he shouldn't play God.

Nibbler is pissed at this and opens the door, ready to grab her...but final girl is gone. Instead, a gunshot echoes and Nibbler roars. Sheriff has shot him in the shoulder. Nibbler runs out after him, final girl slips in. Cute boy behind her. He catches her breaking the cop's neck, horrified he asks why.

"He wouldn't have made it. Just had to end his suffering." She said. Cute boy wonders about this decision bc the cop only had some broken legs...but it's too late now. He's dead. Final girl opens the back door and the other two girls come in. Nibbler is outside fighting sheriff, who is shooting and shooting but wtf this man isn't going down what is he made of???

Guts probably. Glue.

Sheriff tries to run to the door for help but Nibbler grabs him. Final girl shuts and locks door and orders everyone in the sun room. She'll try and save sheriff. She opens window and begins hacking at Nibbler (supposedly). Everyone else goes. (Newsflash: she's not hacking, she's just swinging the axe around to look useful. She's got her own plan.)

We cut to the three hiding, the girls state that they're hungry and cute boy asks how the hell they can be hungry during a time like this. Adrenaline? He shakes his head, ready to fight if anyone but final girl comes through that door. The girls keep talking about how they're like...totally starving. So positively hungry, like it's been so long since they've eaten what the hell?

We hear sheriff scream, and the gross sound of someone being torn open with bare hands, the cracking of ribs indicates Nibbler trying to get to the good stuff. We hear wet monching...cute guy feels sick hearing it.

Outside, Nibbler has collected intestines and bones and kicks down the door with surprising strength...to find final girl happily munching on the dead cops heart. "NOW who's the hypocrite!?"

Final girl wipes her mouth on her sleeve, which pushes it back. We see a bite mark on her arm that has necrosis. "YOU MADE ME THIS WAY." She yells, standing. "You did this. It's your fault!"

At this point the other three come out, and cute boy watches in terror as the other two girls descend on the dead cop and begin eating various organs.

"What? So you're coming to join me?" Nibbler asks, setting his haul on the surgeons table he has.

"No." Final girl grabs cops gun.

"There can only be one cannibal in this town. And I do it with class. You, on the other hand, are a monster." She shoots him point blank, and THAT kills him.

With that, she turns to the cute boy, who turns and vomits.

"Don't eat me! Don't eat me!" He sobs, the girls look ready to fight final girl, they can't die. They don't want to die. Why can't there be more than one cannibal? That isn't fair. Wtf.

"Sweetheart...I won't. Not if we all just become a big..happy...family..." She smiles and offers her hands to the girls, who look distrustful.

"I thought you said there could only be one cannibal?" One girl asks.

"Allow me to rephrase, there can only be one stupid cannibal. I can offer you a home, plenty to eat, and no one will know of what's happening. They haven't caught me in fifteen years after all. You can live with this disease...you just have to be smart." That's why her aunt lives with her, her aunt is a mortician and brings back the organs for her to monch on. Her favorite is hearts.

Final girl whispers some gay stuff in the girl's ears and they blush and agree bc hot final girl is hot.

"It'll be just fine...besides, the more the merrier? Right?" She looks to cute boy. "What do you say to three girlfriends? You are joining us...right?"

Cute boy is plastered against a wall, staring at them.

"You're going to join us...aren't you?" She cooes.

Screen cuts to black.

End.