#baz is the pining idiot

[cosmicalart]

I'm scheduling this as I work all day and have no other way of posting this on Wednesday otherwise.

Currently, I'm working on my "Young Simon pulls Older Baz into the past, time-traveling and angsty chaos ensue" fic. No working title, nor am I very far into it, mostly just have an outline that needs some tweaking right now but I am gonna give a snippet of something I wrote that may or may not make the final cut. If it does this scene may end up in chapter two.

Baz Pov

Could he be watching me, as I watch Simon? I'm refusing to look over to find out, at least by ignoring my younger presence I can pretend that I'm watching my Simon. Pretend that there's nothing stopping me from reaching out. That he'd wake at my cool touch and roll over to accept me with open arms.

Tags under the cut

As this is scheduled Idk who has posted yet or not so take these generous no-pressure tags

@artsyunderstudy @aristocratic-otter @cultofsappho @krisrix @vkelleyart @ionlydrinkhotwater @fatalfangirl @cutestkilla @hushed-chorus @valeffelees and whoever else would like to join

[cutestkilla]

Thanks for the tags today @wellbelesbian @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @bookish-bogwitch and @monbons! I love your WIPs/fics tremendously. And thanks to all my other lovelies who keep tagging me every wipsday even though I only seem to share every 6 weeks or so 😂. Contrary to how it may appear, I am consistently working away on Chapter 5 of Hiding Out in the Open and I'm SO CLOSE to being done.

Anyway, let's catch up with way more than six sentences of Baz in one of my favourite places: mid-spiral.

What would Snow think it meant that I sent this to him? “Every time I said this reminds me of you, what I really meant was: this reminds me of me,” I’d told him once. Why did I ever say that? Why did I tell him anything reminded me of him, ever? Why didn’t I stop for a single solitary second to consider the dangerous precedent it would set, or how ridiculously transparent I was being with my secret garden and my cute snacks and my desperate incentives to let me close? Fuck me, what if he thought this was the reveal I’d idiotically teased to lure him out on a Friday night? "Surprise, Snow! I fell for you the moment we met, spent half the ensuing years mistaking the intense pain of knowing I could never have you for hatred, and the remainder pining after you in miserable silence and planning to die by your sword. Let’s discuss the psychological implications in painstaking detail! I brought popcorn!"

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[shemakesmeforget]

so I'm 7.5k words into the baz has a diary fic and I have more observations to make:

- pining or horniness? why not both??

- some unresolved sexual tension might just got resolved

- the unresolved romantic tension... no

- slow burn but they fuck sort of kind of

- might be chaptered might be 10k+ words of oneshot

- will def share some of this soon (today probs) so watch this space for some idiots in horny love

[you-remind-me-of-the-babe]

Trope Grading Game

Thank you for the tags @aristocratic-otter and @artsyunderstudy! I really love hearing what y’all are into and why.

Rules: How much do these tropes affect your decision to click on a fic?

-10 -> very dissuaded

0 -> don’t care either way

+10 -> very enticed

nope -> if it’s a hard no and you’d never click on a fic with that tag or or you even have the tag blocked or you’d insta click out of the fic if it wasn’t tagged

Bonus points for explaining the rating and whether it’s conditional.

So the short answer is 0 for everything because I don’t read tags anymore because they never affected my choice to read a story the way a summary, snippet, rec or author gushing about their work would. But! even choosing with these methods the tropes bleed through so here are my rankings

Age gap: -1

I’m not opposed to it per se, I just don’t see the appeal. I just finished a book with side characters in a relationship with a big age gap and I tried to be open minded but it creeped me out a bit. Although I did write Baz as a 200 year old vampire so I guess there’s that! 😅

Codependency: +5

Yeah, give me two people leaning on each other. I think we suffer in silence too much. I think we need human connection. Gimme two people who aren’t afraid to ask for what they want. Yeah sure, it can be problematic but mostly I think it’s nice.

Obsession/possessiveness, jealousy: +5

I fucking love possessive Simon. Sometimes this trope isn’t done well in other stories but with Snowbaz I eat that shit up.

Opposites (grumpy/sunshine etc): +8

I looooove it. Working past your stereotypes? Becoming more open minded? Seeing someone on a deeper level? Grabby hands

Enemies to lovers, Enemies with benefits: +8

This is the majority of Snowbaz so obviously, yes. Sometimes I’m not a fan outside the fandom, but here it’s so good. And enemies with benefits??? Please. Cue me foaming at the mouth reading Restoration Ecology by @captain-aralias or it’s fabulous remix by @royalasstronaut.

Friends with benefits: +8

Yes please. As long as there’s some deep feelings involved, even if they come later, I’m there. And often with friendship you’ve got the platonic love there that sometimes builds to more so yes. More Than Friends by @fatalfangirl is an EXCELLENT example of this where they are just pining idiots from day 1 and I’m obsessed.

Sex to feelings: +10

FUCK YES. I will take it every time. I love sex, I love a good slow burn, I love sex with feelings. Make them earn it? PLEASE. Someone Wicked does this so well. @artsyunderstudy is the queen of sex with feelings.

Fake dating/relationship: +8

Yup, this is a goodie. even just fake friendship a la RWRB. Lovely. But yeah when their dating and they gotta kiss to sell it? And the other thinks they are faking but really that’s how they feel? Mmm hmm. Yummy.

Friends to lovers: +10

Y’all know this is my thing. I’ve written it several times. They love each other SO MUCH but they are too afraid to ruin their friendship so they feel they can’t make a move. The angst is right there and I love it.

Found family: +1

This can be great, but if that’s the whole premise I might pass. Fluff can be fun but if that’s all there is, I usually pass. But! If this is a theme in a longer fic with more complex plot? Then it can be really good.

Hurt/comfort: +1

Idk why but I associate this tag with shorter fics that just doesn’t actually hit that hard. Like, the hurt is little and immediately followed by the comfort. Give me the BIG angst. Hurt me good before you make it better. I looooove angst with a happy ending. So if that’s what we are doing then give it to me good.

Love triangle: -3

Meh. I always feel bad for the odd one out. I don’t like seeing the pining and angst without the pay out. And usually this is how it goes. If the third person is an asshole you just have to nudge out of the way, then maybe.

Poly, open relationship: -3

I’m actually quite curious about this and I bet it can be done right, but I usually go for a single OTP. Give me your recs though, I’d love to be convinced otherwise.

Mistaken/hidden identity: +10

Hell yes. They didn’t know it was that person all along? And they fell for them anyways? Fantastic. Even better is when they fall for the same person twice. Both hidden and not. And then! All is revealed and it’s the same person! Think love letters from a secret admirer, masquerade, etc. I mean there’s a reason network connectivity problems is the highest kudosed fic in the fandom.

Monsterfucking: +10

And bless this fandom for introducing me to it and going whole hog with our boys and their monster parts.

Pregnancy: -3

Been there, done that, don’t find it sexy. There’s some good mpreg fics in this fandom though so there are exceptions! Orange Juice by @orange-peony is a GREAT one that I really adored. This fandom just really delivers in any area.

Second chance: +9

Yes please! Unless own person is truly awful and doesn’t deserve it, but typically I love someone getting a chance to try and learn from their mistakes and try again. Don’t we all wish we could have a second chance at something?

Slow burn: +10

ITS SO SATISFYING! The payoff is so good after they’ve worked for it. My favorite.

Soulmates: +1

I love when characters can choose each other despite their destiny. I need conflict. I don’t know if I’ve read any Snowbaz ones. I think because I like them at odds and assume they won’t be. @artsyunderstudy is giving me recs to help me see the light LOL.

Who hasn’t done this? Tagging those above who haven’t done it plus a few more, if you’re up for it @whogaveyoupermission @iamamythologicalcreature @facewithoutheart @bookish-bogwitch @cutestkilla @thewholelemon @ivelovedhimthroughworse @ileadacharmedlife @raenestee @valeffelees

[c0nsumemy5oul]

Snowbaz angst :]

I wrote this while at Uni as a congratulations for finishing a question correctly. Anyways have fun reading, this made my horrible day better.

tw: suicidal ideation

“It’s like you have a fucking hero complex or something!” 

“I don’t– what are you even talking about?” Snow threw his arms up in bewilderment. 

“Oh look at me! I’m the Chosen One and I have to save everyone or FUCKING KILL MYSELF!” Baz said in a very good impression of Simon.  “Isn’t that what goes through your head?!” 

“Why would you care if I died?! You hate me!” 

“You are SO fucking blind!” Baz sneered, rolling his eyes away.  

Simon didn’t know why that annoyed him so much but he went on. “Also, you haven’t lived with the guilt of almost losing someone because you weren’t quick enough or smart enough–” 

“Oh you would be surprised!” Baz laughed bitterly. 

“Really?” Simon raised his brows. “The Great Grimm-Pitch can feel guilt? I am surprised.” 

Baz scoffed. He should probably leave now. Snow’s been winded up for a while. The room smells like a forest fire. But Baz feels the anger in him rising. How could one boy be so idiotic. And how on earth could Baz fall for him? 

“So?” Simon asked, “Who is it you’re trying to save? Your beau? Are you even capable of love?” 

“You! You idiot!” He didn’t mean to say it but it comes out nonetheless. And he felt too angry to stop or regret his decisions. 

“...what?” Simon looked dumbfounded. 

The words rushed out of Baz. Years of hopeless pining and yearning broke his voice as he confessed everything he’d desperately hidden from everyone in his life ever. 

And he doesn’t stop. 

“You go around trying to save people like you have a fucking death wish! And I’m sitting here pretending that I’d love it if you went and got yourself killed. But deep down I know that if you crossed to the other side, I’d follow you in a heartbeat. Because my stupid undead heart chose to fall in love with you!” 

Simon was too stunned to speak. Like he was spelt immobile. He just gawked at Baz. 

The gravity of what Baz had done set in his bones, replacing all the fight left in him. 

He’d just confessed to the love of his life. Not just his feelings but his deepest darkest secrets that he kept close to his heart no matter what. 

And he’d just come undone at another threat of losing Simon. 

The final straw on the camel’s back, and now it’s on the floor and can’t get up. 

“Just…” Baz said to Simon who was still standing there, staring. “Just go.” 

The feeling returned to Simon’s legs and he rushed to the door, swung it open and ran out, disappearing. 

Baz doesn’t know how long he was standing there in their room, but eventually he finds himself crouching on the floor near his bed and crying his eyes and heart out. 

do lmk what you thought! no this will not be continued but you're welcome to write a continuation yourself if you have any idea what would happen next :)

Thanks for reading! <33

[forabeatofadrum]

*peeks around the corner*

I don’t see a tag so lemme kick it off, partially because I am excited to talk about my CO text fic! Yes, it is done, so this maybe isn’t really a “WIP” Wednesday, since the fic left the hospital, but I’ve seen other people use these posts like this.

Have a little snippet of make a fire out of this flame, my now-published CO text fic!

This fic has shenanigans, Dev and Niall being idiots, mutual pining, scheming, giant inflatable fishes and the power of Magic Mike Live. I have some musings about this fic, but I’ll put that under the cut. Beware of spoilers!

But first, the weather: @quizasvivamos @blurglesmurfklaine @coffeegleek @esperantoauthor @otherworldsivelivedin @caramelcoffeeaddict @sillyunicorn @bazzybelle @dragoneggos @raenestee @tectonicduck @nightimedreamersworld @urban-sith @thnxforknowingme @captain-aralias @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @takitalks @justgleekout @cerriddwenluna @tea-brigade @ivelovedhimthroughworse @moodandmist @whogaveyoupermission @bookish-bogwitch @confused-bi-queer @aroace-genderfluid-sheep @ionlydrinkhotwater @1908jmd @special-bc-ur-part-of-it @larkral @chen-chen-chen-again-chen​ @cutestkilla​​ @nausikaaa​/@wellbelesbian​ @artsyunderstudy​ @martsonmars​ @facewithoutheart​​ @boyinjeans

Okay, I admit I just tweaked some small things in the fic. There were still some minor formatting issues and some mistakes that the format cannot explain. As in, the best part of writing a textfic was that I could keep in the typos and small mistakes, because when you quickly send a text, it is so easy to write the wrong thing. Heck, even when tweaking I found some typos I didn’t see before, like this one:

Obviously, Niall meant to write “i dont” or something. I didn’t catch the idk, but I think that from the context it is clear that Niall means “I don’t” and again, this is a believable mistake in the world of textfics. But yeah, there were one or 2 mistakes that made me go 🤔🤔🤔.

The biggest thing was that yesterday I found out that after the party I completely fucked up the dates. When Baz texts Niall after midnight on Monday 5th, it is a continuation of what happened on Sunday 4th, so I accidentally wrote “Sunday 5th” and this wrong dating thing continued throughout the entire story up until the “epilogue” (aka the prize ceremony on the 23rd). Damn. So I fixed all the days only to realise that I wrote certain events around the day. As in, Baz has classes on Tuesday, so he texts Simon from university when they just got together. I had to add a quick line somewhere that says Baz has classes on Tuesday AND Wednesday. Oh, and now Dev and Niall left on Monday, not Sunday, so it was longer than a weekend trip 😅. I am certain that if you just read the fic, you didn’t notice this error, but I did and it annoyed me oop.

This used to be “My friends will be here for the weekend”, which is still true, but now it was longer than the weekend, Bazzy.

Speaking of dates, it’s interesting that I have been writing this since September, I think. I used November and December 2022 as a setting and when I started out, that was still in the near future. Now I’ve published it in February 2023, so the events happened in the near past.

Anyway I am happy that people like it. I read all the comments on AO3 and here in the tags. I’m glad I made people laugh (especially since I laughed a lot while writing it) (Niamh dipping out was peak characterisation if I may say so!)

[meenawrites]

Happy Birthday to Baz Pitch, the bestest gay vampire that I know and love!

I would like to say I'm thankful to have Baz and his pining POV in my life, and well, BAZ OKAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS SELF-DEPRECATING IDIOT WHO HAS SO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE I JUST WANT TO SQUISH HIM IN A HUG AND BLANKET FOREVER!

[kraken-llamas]

Baz’s internal monologue

[delyn-doodles]

Me @ Me: could you draw in the same style as all your other works, so that maybe just maybe people will identify that it’s you?

Me: ......... :) no

[thehoneyedhufflepuff]

chapter 16 is just over 4k thus far so technically we're just getting started, but here are some of my favorite Simon bits (so far) because I need to motivate myself to make more words today:

the thing about the shower wank...

#let baz be loved:

normal tea-time thoughts:

[carryonincorrectquotes]

Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Summary:

The Humdrum finds Simon again. This time, Penny, Agatha, and Baz get taken along with him. The Humdrum casts a spell that puts all four of them to sleep, dreaming of the things they want most.

[carry-on-big-bang]

Deep blue, but you painted me golden.

Author: @castawaypitch

Artist: @mae-berry

Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings.

Rate: Explicit.

Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Celebrity, Photographer Simon Snow, Musician Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch, Falling In Love, Mutual Pining, Flirtingt, hey're both idiots, Secret Relationship, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence, but barely mentioned, Writing songs as a love language, Simon becomes Baz's muse, and there are lots of taylor swift references, Inspired by Taylor Swift, Light Sexual Content, Light Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Idiots in Love, Love Confessions, Love Symbolisms.

Summary:

"I'm a mess, but I'm the mess that you wanted.

'Cause it's gravity

Keeping you with me."

When Simon bumps into a stranger in a fest he's working at, there's no way he'd know he's just soaked the clothes of Baz Pitch, a very popular musician that is already running late for his show. And, of course, he wouldn't believe that that little encounter is about to change his fate.

When Baz realizes that the same guy that caused part of his delay at stage by ruining his clothes is also a photographer for an important magazine, he knows he can get a sweet, little revenge over the incident, while also giving this luck push for his career. What he doesn't know, though, is that those blue eyes are about to become an inspiration for his music.

Word Count: 3.8k posted, 50k estimated

Art: To be shown throughout the fic!

[goddesspharo]

I think @earnmysong tagged me eons ago for this and it was just sitting in my drafts waiting to be completed because I am the worst!

the more you know

favorite color | Blue

currently reading | My piano boys got together to play a Something Corporate concert for Andrew McMahon's 40th birthday (I feel old, you feel old, we all feel old about everything in that sentence, but I am still sad that I missed it) and the nostalgia of all that was too much so I'm about to start Andrew McMahon's memoir Three Pianos.

last song | Twin Shadows' Saturdays featuring HAIM. Impeccable 80s movie set in suburbia vibes. Plus, the line "maybe we're a fault line, maybe we're a phone line ready to break" is A+.

last series | I watched all of Abbott Elementary over the weekend and it was most excellent! Last night I caught up on House of the Dragon where everyone has the same conversations about succession in every episode so legit the best thing to happen has been the show going all in on the extremely wrong incestuous relationship between Rhaenyra and Daemon (coincidentally the only two characters with any personality)??? Rhaenyra using the attempt to call her virtue into question to oust the dude gatekeeping the throne, bone down her bodyguard like she was in medieval Chasing Liberty after Daemon left her hanging, and then gaslight her stepmother into believing that she didn't want to bang anyone is, simply put, queen shit. (Daemon rolling around on the ground while drunk and lovelorn like the most try-hard junior in a high school production of Billy Shakes' R+J as interpreted by Baz Luhrmann through a community theater lens was icing on the cake.)

last movie | I contain multitudes which is to say that I got bored watching Young Guns so I gave up and saw Emily The Criminal instead. A superior choice because Aubrey Plaza is consistently the best part of any movie she is in and her chemistry with Theo Rossi in this was fabulous.

spicy/sweet/savory | You can never have too much savory, but you can go overboard with the other two.

currently working on | Working through my sadness that Roswell, New Mexico decided in its final season to remember it's a CW show and therefore embarrassing on multiple levels. The writers said let's drop EVERY BALL to focus on three new characters that no one cares about instead of spending time on the ones whose happiness everyone has been invested in for the last three seasons. (Could've just had them alternate between hanging out with Shiri Appleby and making out while the entire Counting Crows discography played in the background for the final season and it would've been a success.) Anyway, I haven't actually written anything, but if I did, it would be a S4 AU of what would happen if the show leaned into having Kyle and Isobel date-while-not-calling-it-dating (because they're idiots!) after hooking up in Mexico except Kyle doesn't throw out any love declarations and instead continues to pine like a forest while Isobel tries to work through her complicated relationship with romance. (You cannot mention Noah that many times at the start of the season and then never get into it!)

[you-remind-me-of-the-babe]

It’s @whatevertheweather’s birthday today! So @fatalfangirl and I wrote her a fic 🎁

Elly, we love you dearly and cherish your friendship immensely. You bring us so much joy and we hope this brings you joy in return. 😘😘

Plus One

Rating: T Word Count: 10k

Summary: Simon is doing his best to handle his massive crush on his best friend Baz while they room together for their last year of University. Baz is doing just fine pining after Simon while also studying for his final exams and fulfilling Man of Honor duties for his Aunt Fiona’s looming wedding. When Simon hears Baz hasn’t found a date to be his plus one for the big day, he volunteers. What are friends for, right? Plus, maybe this wedding will be the perfect setting to shove these two idiots together.

Read on AO3

[yaboizucchini]

Snowbaz, Drarry, Wolfstar, Zukka, FirstPrince

Connections of (some of) my OTPs.

While I'm sure you already know the ships, I already wrote descriptions so I'm sure as hell gonna put them in here.

Drarry:

Drarry is a non-canon ship, although a lot in the book alludes to it existing, between Harry James Potter and Draco Lucius Malfoy. A lot of evidence for their relationship happens in book 6 of Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Malfoy is a wizard and Harry is as well, Harry is also the chosen one.

Wolfstar:

Wolfstar is a non-canon ship between Sirius Black and Remus John Lupin. They are part of the Harry Potter world. Both are wizards. Remus is a werewolf and Sirius is an animagus.

Snowbaz:

Cannon ship between Simon Snow and Tyrannus Bastilion “Baz” Grim Pitch. Written in first book, Carry On by Rainbow Rowell, later continued in Wayward Son and hopefully things go well and it continues into Anyway the Wind Blows.(Thank fuck it does) Baz is a vampire and a mage with great fashion. Simon is the chosen one and a mage until the end of book one.

FirstPrince:

FirstPrince is a canon ship between Alexander "Alex" Gabriel Claremont-Diaz and His Royal Highness Prince Henry George Edward James Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor of Wales that takes place within Red White and Royal Blue by Casey Mcquiston. Neither of them possess any sort of magical powers, unlike the other ships.

Zukka:

Zukka is also a non-canon ship between Zuko and Sokka within the fictional world of Avatar the Last Airbender. Zuko is a prince and later Firelord, as well as a firebender. Sokka is a non-bender.

Drarry & Wolfastar

Both Harry Potter universe

Sirius and Draco both have constellation names (to be fair they are in the same family)

Sirius and Draco are THE MOST dramatic and extra.

Scars - both Remus and Harry have scarring on their face

Harry and Sirius both were raised in abusive households

Draco and Sirius can speak French (I believe and maybe Baz too)

Drarry, Wolfstar, Snowbaz

Ability to use magic (at least in the beginning)

Gay af

(Baz, Sirius, and Draco) come from prestigious families with old money

Go to school together

Sirius, Harry, and Simon have families that “adopted” them. Sirius had the Potters, Harry has the Weasleys, and Simon had Agatha and Penny's Family.

None of these raging homosexuals can properly deal with their feelings.

Emotionally heart-wrenching

Drarry, Wolfstar, Snowbaz, FirstPrince

Contrasting hair of light and dark

At least one played a sport. (Like legit played not playing a few games of airball or whatever {I'm looking at Sokka here})

Drarry, Wolfstar, Snowbaz, Zukka

Someone really likes dragons (Baz, Charlie, Zuko)

Drarry, Wolfstar, Snowbaz, FirstPrince, Zukka

~Pining~

Idiots to Lovers

Come from old money. (Sirius, Draco, Harry, Zuko, Baz, Henry)

Adorable

Drarry, Wolfstar, Snowbaz, Zukka

Way to much danger for them being literal children

DRAGONS

Set in a universe with a “chosen one”

“Chosen one” in world has a lean to a specific move. Airbending, Expelliarmus, Sword thingy

All somehow related to the chosen one. (Godfather, Brother-in-law, boyfriend)

✨WAR✨

Drarry & Snowbaz

Enemies to lovers

Snow and Harry believing that Draco and Baz are the sole reason behind all misfortune (they think they’re scheming all the time.)

Harry and Simon both being weirdly aware of Baz and Draco at all times, excuse of “think they're up to something”

Baz and Draco calling Harry and Simon by their last name. Then Harry and Simon get somewhat emotional when called by their first names and not Potter and Snow.

Baz and Draco calling everyone by last name

Draco and Baz actually having a sense of fashion

Simon and Harry are both the “chosen one”

Simon and Harry orphaned

Simon and Harry are both inexplicable alive (to everyone’s surprise)

Baz and Draco going out of their way to torment Simon and Harry and that’s their way of affection because they can’t exactly deal with their raging gay in front of their crush- sorry “enemy”

The ships are canon (no, I don’t take criticism, Draco lives rent free in Harry’s head-it’s canon)

Have a really smart friend who is totally dependable Penny and Hermione, but also Draco and Baz are both quite smart and top of their class and then there’s their gay himbos who are lucky to be alive.

Baz and Draco both getting top marks and being smart where as Simon and Harry know almost nothing and get by being the chosen one and have a specific go to move (expelliarmus and Simons sword)

Baz and Draco both (usually) have an established sexuality (gay), whereas Simon and Harry usually don’t and have dated girls and of course their gay lovers

Are a fucking geniric as ship and I keep saving wrong fanart for them. (YOI is my downfall. Viktuuri looks ridiculously similar to Drarry.)

Drarry, Snowbaz, FirstPrince

Reference a food and the fandom will freak (cake, apple, scone {cherry that is})

Drarry, Snowbaz, FirstPrince, Zukka

Enemies to lovers

Drarry, Snowbaz, Zukka

Children.

Drarry & FirstPrince

Could realistically be called Harry

Drarry, FirstPrince, Zukka

Strongly affiliated with a different thing (Idk how to word this, Gryffindor/Slytherin, England/ Off-Brand England, fire nation/water tribe)

Drarry & Zukka

Draco and Zuko both had a villainous part in their lives.

Harry and Sokka give off Hawaiian shirt, dad joke vibes. (and croc vibes, though I hate to admit it)

Iconic scars given to them by a villain.

Shorties

Impaired vision

I have too much fanart of them

Past girlfriend that could kick your ass (Ginny, Suki, Mai, wow Zukka really has a thing for people who could kill them easily)

Red and blue/green ship. They have different colors specific to them (Harry and Zuko red)

I’ve had an unhealthy obsession with this ship.

Utter fucking shit at names, Harry and Sokka. (Foo foo cuddly poops and whatever Harry named his kids)

Wolfstar & Snowbaz

Grimm is in Baz’s name which is Sirius’s animagus (black dog or grim)

Aesthetic. Simon and Remus have a soft aesthetic with fluffy/curly orangey brown hair. Like teddy bears

Sirius and Baz have a pale complexion with (fabulous) black hair and a sharper aesthetic, like a vampire (Baz really is)

Baz and Remus both are considered “monsters” in society, but both have decent control over it and make sure no one gets hurt because of them.

Simon and Sirius low-key don't care that about their “condition”

Roommates- oh my god and they were roommates.

One plays on the school sports team (Sirius and Baz) (Quidditch and Football)

When I search Wolfstar at pride, they both show up

Baz and Remus are both 6’2

Wolfstar, Snowbaz, Zukka

Luxurious hair (you know who) also long hair

Wolfstar & Firstprince

From an outside view, both are friends to lovers. (In reality FirstPrince was enemies to lovers but they had to pretend to be friends so I’m counting it)

Shipname isn’t a combination of their names

Wolfstar, FirstPrince, Zukka

I can’t pinpoint the braincell

Wolfstar & Zukka

Zuko and Remus both have big scars on their faces given to them by people they care/cared about.

Zuko and Sirius both came from bad households.

Said households are wealthy but they’re disowned.

Poor

Not the main characters in their respective fandom

Long hair (Zuko and Sirius)

Special connection to the moon, Sokka and Remus. (girlfriends/bane of existence)

Sokka and Sirius are both flirts and they have their shy little boyfriends

Snowbaz & FirstPrince

I’ve read the book more than once

I’ll be disappointed if you can’t quote it

An unholy amount of cake

Snowbaz, FirstPrince, Zukka

At least part of the ship doesn’t have powers (magical kind)

SnowBaz & Zukka

No powers, Sokka and Simon

FIRE. Zuko and Baz.

Needs badly to have the approval of shitty father (Zuko and Simon)

There’s more coming into the respective universe. (I wrote this before AWTWB was released)

Both have cannon gays and not just some bullshit thrown out later *cough*JK Rowling*cough*

Sword, kachow, surprisingly powerful for not having magic.

Likes dragons (Baz, Zuko)

Close with grandparent before realizing that it is their grandparent.

FirstPrince & Zukka

Add later rather than being part of the initial three (I’m continually shocked that I hadn’t placed FirstPrince in here yet)

Legit royalty (Or a royal-pain-in-the-ass if you asked Sokka or Alex)

Different nations

Feel free to add on! :)

[palimpsessed]

Thirsty Thursday

Doing this because I’ve actually read fics this week! Shocking!

You and I will not be shaken by @nightimedreamersworld (M)

Icy spectres invade Watford and in order to stay safe, roommates have to stick together at all times. Things don’t go as planned for Simon and Baz, leaving them in a tight spot. Cool world building, perfect atmospheric suspense, and delicious romantic tension.

Rinse and Repeat by @stillmadaboutpetra (T)

A powerful exploration of Baz’s mental state post-kidnapping. This fic hit me harder than anything I’ve read in a while. It’s so damn good.

Neighbours-verse by @im-gettingby (T)

Part one and two are the same story, told from different POVs, that together give us the hilarious and charming context of two pining idiots who lack the whole picture, but who are wholly lost for each other. Bonus points for a great Agatha!

Alone Again Or by RooBadley (T)

A heart(breaking/warming) and perfect meditation on Baz’s return to Watford after the Christmas Day fallout. It feels like a love letter from Baz to Simon.

I Meant It, You’ll See by @otherworldsivelivedin (T)

Simon has to catch Baz before he leaves town and confess his feelings...if only he knew what to say. Not that Baz is any help. Featuring texting and absolutely top notch banter! (One more chapter to go.)

Tagging everyone mentioned above and anyone else who has recs to share!