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The muppets Show: Life in the boarding home

Characters list:

The muppets:

The muppets (they appear in almost EVERY EPISODE, but not every episode is about them, they just help the Main supporting muppets that have most attention in each episodes) - Kermit, fozzie, miss piggy gonzo, Rizzo, Pepe, rowlf, yolanda, scooter

Main supporting muppets (they appear a Lot just like the Main ones And they are VERY important to the series And episodes, And im adding more) - sam eagle, Skeeter, dr teeth, Janice, Lips, Floyd, animal, Zoot, Vicki, Clifford, digit, Waldo C Graphic, bean Bunny, Lindbergh, Leon lizard, Flash, solid foam drummer (aka Kimberly), beard, zondra, Ubu, chip, Constantine, swedish chef, Wayne And Wanda, Mildred huxetetter, miss mousey, afghan hound, baskerville hound, Camilla chicken, Walter, Crazy Harry, Lew Zealand, uncle deadly, Bobo bear, dr Phil van neuter, waldorf And statler, beauregard, link hogthrob, dr Julius strangepork, Marvin suggs, the newsman, Robin the frog, sweetums, thog, timmy Monster, the mutations, Annie sue, Denise pig, 80s robot, behemoth, big mean Carl, doglion, Fletcher Bird, Betsy Bird, George the janitor, foo-foo, gaffer the pirate Cat, Johnny fiama, Sal minella, mahna mahna, the snowths, Mr poodlepants, Seymour, spamela Hamderson, mulch, Bubba the rat, gorgon heap,

Reccuring/minor/additional characters (they sometimes or rarely appear in some episodes, but they even dont live with The muppets in the boarding home) - Hilda, Gladys, trumpet girl (Dolores), cliffy hatzis, cliffster Hatzis, Nigel, Mary Louise, selena the brunette haired whatnot, Tammy the red haired whatnot, Isabella the dirty-blonde haired whatnot, violette the brunette haired whatnot, merice the blue whatnot, Lauren the light Purple whatnot, flower eating Monster, Katherine Seahorsse Atlantic, Clara Hatzis, green muck Monster, angelco And devilzo, Angelica And demonica, kermgel And devmit, Jeremy the light blue whatnot, Mikey the orange whatnot,

Guest characters (these are the characters that appear in each episodes And sometimes have attention on them, or theyre from other muppets media And appear only a little bit) - wocka agent bear, Cosmo bopper, ghost of Christmas past, ghost of Christmas present, And ghost of Christmas future, green muck Monster,

Main supporting whatnot Show gang characters (and they appear in each episode to help the muppets with some problems, And yes theyre important to the story too, And im still editing this) - dermot the dog, miss tiggy, Ozzy woodchuck, Gustavo the King ladybug, Pierce the chinchilla, paisley the persian Cat, bonzo the amazing Monkey, Sid the British bulldog, dr tounge, ibeeria, Sgt Easton Oliver, yakim, vegetable, Mateo, auncle heavenly, ceco the andean bear, Leo the axolotl, raiden the semi radio person, Max Gerbils, una, Frederick the toucan, Jagger the Fox, Iggy D digital, dr quill Owens, zuri the chinchilla, snooper, Victor, kameron Gibson, Tristan Nelson Koala, crazed Gael, Maxwell Armstrong, Sammy the dog, Aleksandr the dog, tiana the fairy, dr Aristotle un wonders, kiyoshi, Napoleon Thibault, tarrasque, weather man, bi-bi, Sneeker, Remington the hippo, miss Batty, carina flamingo, italian culinarian, Mr. Parrotyno, Willa, Maverick the yeti, Clark the computer designer, Bartha the Ragdoll Cat, christoper the Ragdoll Cat, sea ocean witch man, O' Theodore Purple, the telephaty Brothers, 60's telephone, Miroslav Agovich, the trolls (bluan, huang And pinkery), yuna flowerwoman, chirping lovebird, ignorant Alfred, rude Oscar, naive lester, Cody the chihuahua, Garrett the pug, micah the Pitbull, Kathy And Kevin, Fred the janitor, adolpha the jungle parrot,

Main supporting teppums characters (the same like whatnot Show gang, they always help the muppets in any problems or trouble, And im still editing this) - timrek the sheep, madame camela, Evan the Elephant, Hector the brilliant, quade the fennec Fox, litvik the King cobra, arlo, dr linnaeus un shingems, Shane the american bison, Travis, Zane, lavi the King lion, stephany, dr Lips, Sgt Gideon Quinn, wilds Benner, Nicolas, Werner, Elias the Alligator, Abram the semi laptop Guy, Cassie, George E flyer, Liam the miniature horse, berengar the gecko, ben the otter, belladonna, Gunner the kapre, Arthur the game designer, tiana, madame gerbilsy, insane Axel, Asher the lamb, madame Li-Li, journalist man, gem the genie, tough Draco, glemsom Sebastian, monsieur gerbilso, Lionel the King lion II, Alfred And Chester, Diana the mermaid, Victoria the fennec Fox, sindy the verdin Bird, Raphael abadie, Federico agosti, rodan the Diamond Giant, Master Vincent, french has slinger, Daniil the dall sheep, Henrietta sunflowera

Main supporting parodies show characters - coming soon.... (Theyre not created yet, but soon will)

Main villains/antagonists - kermoot the frog, foozie bear, miss poogy, roowlf the dog, Bonzor the fantastic, paloma the flying shrimp, cici the mouse, dr dentist, janooce, flora, zotts, Lipst, animool, Camillo the rooster, soom the hawk, aunt goatella (she is a Nice Lady :3), Boryslav the frog, Tanya the red-brown haired whatnot, dr Vanessa van michigen, beba the Polar bear (she is a Nice Lady too), Jennifer Ferguson, schi-schi the red panda, Scarlett the black-haired whatnot, boombox catfish "Benjamin", Ruby the semi computery girl, Darren, Petunia parrot, Martha the Chameleon, Beeny the digital bee, pinks the news reporter Bird, dr Barbara, geekera, Mad Blake, Andrea zingler, Xavier, Ray the bigfoot, ash the Graphic designer, booper, British cooker, Wendy, Edward the antarctic fox, Thomas and Tristan, arabella And Frances, stormer, busher, solid cotton guitarist "sarah", yacoub the mouse, maria Santana, Beepera, Sebastian the Rhino, elids the garden witch troll, Rosalie the frog, miss persian Lady, reporter man, Hannah And Anna pig, miss mi-mi, Henry the mouse, maddison pig, Gabrielle Pig, golem rose witch, hadria MacAfee, fantastic Day green witch, Crystal snowe the snowy owl, galatea the janitor, the telekinesis Sisters, miss Theodora Huang, forgetfull Mirabella, mean penny, arrogant Mahira, 70s computer, Gavin frog, caleb frog, glothcher the frog, Giant rude Alexandro And Miranda gonzales

Muppets Monsters quintet (theyre the antagonists too, but they dont appear a lot) - ker-monster, ghoulfriend, wocka wocka bear, noseferatu and muck monster

And this is for all my besties/Sisters And brothers/pen pals who really love my Work, And that love me just the way I am And that always make me feel loved, And i would never let any of the besties And auntie that i lost make me feel more anxious And stressed out for what I fucking did to my blue haired auntie. And i will always care And love my besties/Sisters And brothers/pen pals no matter what. 💗

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[virovac]

Western Godzilla inspired fan continuity : a different kaiju faction

Now, Godzilla Unleased introduced the idea of formalized kaiju "factions"

Earth Defenders: An alliance of Godzilla and Mothra's allies and acquaintances.

Global Defense force: The human controlled mechs and Jet Jaguar

Aliens: Work for alien invaders

Mutants: Power hungry or distrustful. They just distrust eachother less than they do the other factions and are impressed by power. A temporary alliance if anything.

And quite a few DeviantArt artists liked that, it was fun. However what works for a global spanning apocalyptic event might not work with all tone/setting/ plot ideas

"Mutants" (a terrible name really, when their unifying ethos has nothing to do with origin), was interesting because it had no real prior basis in the franchise unlike the other.

However, there is a faction idea I have not seen much of

A horde/swarm

Generally Aesthetic: Creepy crawlies turned giants: arachnids, lizards, insects.

Examples of precursors to this can be found by the adoptive family of Desert Monsters that escaped from a lab (plus Varan) in Scott Ciencin's Godzilla Invades America and Godzilla: Journey to Monster Island; the Kamacuras swarm in the Godzilla 2000 novel by Marc Cerasini; and the Area 51 episode of Godzilla the Series that showed some mutants peacefully cohabitating in their enclosures.

Building mainly on the first, this is a new type of faction of kaiju: a full on migratory community that builds temporary nests, where adult members that don't pull their weight face expulsion (like the prank-loving scorpion monster Sasori in Godzilla Invades America, who was not interested in capturing humans to feed to the younger monsters in the nest)

The membership is fluid, taking in new members and ejecting those that refuse to share food.

Beginning with escaped experiments, other kaiju of different origins (prehistoric, atomic mutations, or experiments in different locations or by other people) could join them in their travels.

Why such different species are capable of working together may lie in the exact nature of the classified experiments (attempts to make a kaiju army capable of working together most likely). [It did not get explained in children's book where Ant-man style size-changing technology was the main plot device]

Kamacuras

Kamacuras and Kumonga, a giant mantis and spider from the Godzilla films, were the founders of the horde of giant desert creatures in Scott Ciencin's books.

Multiple Kamacuras were shown as cooperative hunters in their first appearance on film, and instead having them just be prey Kumonga, both Scott Ciencin and Jacqueline Dwyer (writer of the children's picture book Godzilla on Monster Island) teamed the spider and mantis up. Scott's books even had Kamacuras carry Kumonga while flying.

(Scott Ciencin also made Kamacuras a brawler like an actual mantis rather than cannon fodder, taking on Godzilla in single combat and less flammable.)

Random thoughts for Kamacuras

(I've proposed in the past a warped symbiosis where Kamacurus are brood parasites of Kumonga and feeding on its eggs, making them mantis flies rather than mandtids, )

If want to get warped, you could have a leader Kamacuras feeding other Kamacuras that fail to dethrone them to Kumongal or threatening to only to pull them back at last moment

Kamacuras dipping its claws in the venoms and poisons of allies could be an interesting way to make them a greater threat

Hana-Barbera Godzilla

The Valley of the Giants episode has some examples of other giant insects

Godzilla the Series

Many creatures from Tristar's Godzilla the Series could be repurposed for such a faction, such as the

giant rats,

The Giant Widow spiders brood,

the giant water beetle,

Giant Bees and Giant termites, and their queens

Batty the giant bat (even works with how many of the original monsters in Godzilla: Journey to Monster Island have cutesy names)

the area 51 monsters: the giant armadillo, and thorny devil

From Godzilla: King of the Monsters by Marvel:

I could see Doctor Demonicus' creations having the proper aesthetics for a horde of monsters. While in the book they could not leave the lair for long without dying from lacking a special form radiation they depended on, that can easily be dropped.

Ghilaron: giant lizard. has a saillike fin like a bassilisk lizard, and a backward curving large horn that brings to mind parasauralophus

Centipor: Giant wormlike thing with many legs that look soft and rubbery like a toy. ( I think looks more like a deep sea woerm of some kind. Has many antenna and what may be feelers or prooboscids a random-seeming pattern on head. Has a very different design on the cover of their comic.

Lepirax: Butterfly inspired monster with jaws instead of a proboscis. An agile flier that goes after smaller targets such as helicopters in their comic appearance, mostly ignoring Godzilla at first. Could be combined design-wise with Dark Horse's concept art for an unuse Mothra-like monster for their Godzilla comic series. The scary American posters for Mothra (1961) could also be an inspiration for a design.

Batragon, the most powerful of Demonicus' creations, a combination of bat and Komodo dragon, (and smart enough it could be trained to immobilize ships without destroying cargo) could also fit if they lose a master commanding them and go rogue.

Related monster idea

Ts-eh-GO

A trained giant scorpion under the employ the U.S army, the plot dumbly has the army betray and try to kill it after a cheaper bioweapon of a swarm of smaller scorpions is developed.

But honestly in a more continuity driven story , a human government having a kaiju under their control with mixed feelings about and could be tied to the mystery and intended goal of the labs of members of a swarm mentioned above. Ts-eh-go (who needs a slightly different name as it's just the Navajo word for scorpion enunciated slowly) could be their only success. Ts-eh-go in their episode seems to cause psychic disturbances with one character having prophetic nightmares about it. While just a weird plot point , it could be turned into a thing where the creature just gives "bad vibes" to psychically sensitive as a side effect of experiments. Like the opposite of Mothra.

[selfship-confession-box]

Ooooohhh MAN do I wanna kiss him on his sweet little face and tend to his wounds.. <3

Let me take care of your babygirl… let me clean you up and feed you homemade soup, my love… <333

[Same f/o as I mentioned in my first confession, and for convenience purposes I’ll be calling him ScarBat/batty]

Anyways—

BATTY!! I LOVE YOUUUU <333 💖💖💖💖🫶

-🌈🐀/rainbow rat anon

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[mermaidsirennikita]

Finally finding someone who appreciates Between the Devil and Desire as much as I do, I honestly cannot believe the first book is more popular when JACK DODGER EXIST, that man is on my top 5 historical romance heroes

Lol look man... I really need to re-listen to the first book, because I remember it being fun, but I don't recall DETAILS the way I can so vividly with Between the Devil and Desire. I'm not shading The Devil in Her Bed, I'm sure I'll love it when I re-listen (I mean I gave it 4 stars on GR) but I know I read Between right after and it was like a mental RESET.

(I also like Surrender more than The Devil in Her Bed--if I'm being honest, I think I remember TDiHB the least.)

I think that what I do find a little frustrating about TDiHB, and maybe... not to sound like a snob, but maybe this is why it's so big lol... I find it a lot more basic than a lot of other Lorraine books? Yes, Luke is a ~devil~ suspected of murder, yes Catherine approaching him the way she does is wild. But Catherine is like, this gently bred innocent in a lot of ways--compared to Olivia, who is refined as hell but also has a stick up her ass and experienced marriage and is a mother and has become rather jaded in a lot of ways, or Frannie who's been so wounded by the world and keeps people at arm's length.

I do wonder sometimes if it's less a hero comparison thing that makes it more popular (because dude, I am sorry, but JACK DODGER HAS THAT SAUCE) but a heroine comparison. Catherine is just the kind of heroine I know a lot of readers find more palatable. She's more conventional in a lot of ways--spirited highborn virginal lady. Olivia is, frankly, kind of a bitch lol, which is one reason why I love Between. Frannie is sweet but she's also kind of an ice queen, and I know a lot of people actually really dislike her because Luke thought he was in love with her? Which? Lmao how is that her problem? She literally tells him constantly "I am not right for you, I'm not right for anyone, I can't give you what you need and I love you as a brother". Hell, JACK TELLS LUKE THAT ALL THE TIME. I really like Luke, but he was honestly violating a lot of Frannie's boundaries--with the best of intentions, sure, but she was not this "other woman" to Catherine in any way except in Luke's (and by extension Catherine's) heads. I also think that Frannie being this untouchable beauty that all of the Scoundrels are kind of in love with in a boyish way is something that triggers a lot of female readers, but lol, that's again not on her, it's basically because she was the only girl around when they were younger and they all have a lot of damage about not "protecting" her

(Which is also why Frannie ending up with Sterling is so important--he doesn't put her on a pedestal once he gets to know her, and the Scoundrels always will. He loves her as a human woman.)

But yeah. Jack Dodger outsells, and his and Olivia's book outsells. I forgot that after he surprises her in the beginning of the book by waiting for her in the carriage, causing her to do a whole squeak/jump, she does the same to him later and he's like "OHMIGOD" and hits his head on the roof lol. Like, the book deals with a lot of heavy shit and it's very romantic, but their dynamic is SO funny? After they have sex for the first time she's like "you're so good at that" and he's all "I mean yes but thank you for reaffirming". He takes her and Lovingdon out dressed as little street rats and she's doing a deep voice like "BLOODY HELL" and Lovingdon is imitating her and she's all "no no no mommy was just doing a bit" while Jack watches with like, total adoration????

I really forgot how batty Olivia was too? Like halfway through the book she's all "Jack I have a secret" and he expects her to be all "I want you" but instead she goes "I MURDERED MY HUSBAND" and his immediate reaction is "I'm sure.... you're confused...." (And she is lmao.)

I just think it's one of Lorraine's finest and it deserves the flowers. 10/10 "Jack Dodger doesn't care he absolutely doesn't care actually she's pretty annoying really it would be better if she was dead but he is going to spend hours watching her sleep and put her in an ice bath and talk to her about her weird clock collection that he finds oddly endearing" points.

[thegreatyin]

💀 for the scoundrel, 🃏 for caeru, 🐀 for both

putting this under a cut bc it got surprisingly long (blame the cardsru question)

💀 What's their relationship with the Boatman like?

Ever since she finished Evolution and picked the Naturalist's fate? Not exactly swell. He's not exactly pleased about her choice, and she hasn't exactly gotten any better at chess. And she has a bad habit of dying. A lot. Usually in really stupid ways (such as trying to fight two dozen tigers, to name a completely absurd and definitely totally absolutely not recent hypothetical)

To keep a long story short: They don't get along. Most of their boat visits these days are spent in silence. Or vague small talk. Or awkwardly trading weasels back and forth. The Scoundrel tries to avoid him... mostly. Emphasis on the "tries" part of that sentence.

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🃏 What would be/will be their name and domain as a Master?

I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED BECAUSE MASTER!CAERU IS SO BASED AND ALSO HAS BEEN HAUNTING ME.

Aaanyway, despite myself, as unequivocally funny as the nickname "Cardsru" might be, I don't think it'd end up being his domain in quite the same way it is for the Scoundrel*.

Instead, I could see him being a way more general hoarder of knowledge, if that makes any sense? Facts, histories, lore both mundane and eldritch in nature, everything he could get his grubby little batty hands on. He'd trade in secrets and clues, acting as an information broker for anyone able to pay the price for his services. The price in question, of course, being a trade in mysteries of equal or greater worth to what he's giving up- street gossip for street gossip, arcane secrets for arcane secrets, maybe even the results of an especially chainbreaking experiment for a few dozen notes on tests of his own making.

He wouldn't be kind. And he wouldn't accept lies or forgery. But he'd always be fair, and he'd always look the other way when it mattered most. And if rumor on the street claims he's the most revolutionary of the Masters, the most destructive of their own ranks and ties, the council's man on the inside, the one who heralds the Liberation and welcomes its embrace with open claws-

Well. You'd need to trade a particularly enticing bit of information to learn the truth, wouldn't you?

His name is trickier to imagine. Mr Arcana sounds cool. Or maybe Mr Memoirs. Mr Enigma? Whatever he is, he'd be Mr Pages' worst nightmare, and he'd absolutely revel in it.

*and the scoundrel would actually have an entirely different spacebat special interest if they Actually Got A Say In Things! unfortunately they very much do not.

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🐀 Are they friends with any rats?

At this point? Considering how many actions I've spent grinding fourth city echoes at LB Industries? There's no way the Scientist doesn't have a whole rat social network going. He probably gets along great with the little buggers. Inventor for inventor behavior. I haven't played Dream of a Thousand Tails yet, but he'd probably be best friends with the Piebald Dreamer if/when they ever meet.

Overall though, he's just a weird ratty guy! He respects rats!! Even if he tries to eat them sometimes. Unaccountably peckish, and all that. You know how it is.

The Scoundrel, by comparison, tends to see rats as vague annoyances at best. They tolerate their existence, but it's pretty much just that- toleration.

They'll be buddy-buddy with rats for as long as it suits their own interests. And as soon as those interests diverge from the rat's own?

...it's probably best to get the heck out of dodge before they get caught in the inevitable crossfire of whatever hairbrained scheme the Scoundrel happens to be pursuing at that particular moment.

[fantasticalbiology]

Undertale School au

Okay so hear me because this might have been done before. An undertale au school au where the humans, the sould as well as any child monsters are school staff while any adult monsters are students

The Staff

The Annoying Dog- The superintendent 

 Frisk- the beloved principal

Chara- the vice principal with no patiences for trouble makers

Asriel- the school secretary, the teacher in charge of the gardening club, and on demand substitute.

Monster Kid- Substitute gym teachers 

Ralsei- One of the guidance counselors and home economics teacher

Susie-  Crossing guard

Kris- Former Principal now janitor

Berdly-  Math, Science, and Reading teacher, also the teacher in charge of the anime and gaming club 

Noelle- The Music teacher

Clover- The Truancy officer

Kanako- The Art teacher

Mooch (IDK if Mooch is a child or not)- Security guard

Cody also known as Gab (Green soul)- Part of the lunchroom staff

Batty also known as Percival (Purple soul)- History teacher 

Flo (Name taken from @s0ckh3adstudios) (Blue soul) - is the dance teacher. Is the least enthusiastic member of the staff

From the cast of Duotale Cyan and Orange

Julian (Orange soul)- The Main Gym teacher

Kai Annie (Cyan soul)- The other guidance counselor

Tik and Tek- The other security guards

Students

 Duotale

Lex End- The no nonsense head of the hall monitor. Favorite subject is history

Neverdead- Was bullied, but a talk from Kai was enough to get them to stand up for themselves and rat the bully out. Favorite subject was science. Is not related to Undyne in anyway

Mic- One of the top jocks in the school only behind Undyne. Will go to bat for anyone

Coach or Bufford- Because of his helpful nature gained the nickname coach and given that he is Julian’s assistant coach it makes sense

Anansi- The eight armed book worm, and shares Mr. Berdlys passion for books. Tried to start a book club, but only got one petition from Gerson. Is not related to Muffet in anyway

Oren and Staug- The “trouble” making duo who hang out with Sans to pull pranks.

Yellow

Chujin- The third smartest kid in school and Ceroba’s boyfriend, got kicked out of the anime club twice when he tried to petition Ben 10 be listed as an anime. Got sick and hasn’t returned to school yet

Ceroba- Chujin’s girlfriend and his biggest hype man. Is a cheerleader and was “coerced” by Kanako to join the anime club

Starlo- Apart of the hall monitor with Ed, Morray, and Ace also member of the gardening club. Some say he joined the club due to Dalv but that’s only a rumor

Marlet- The most energetic student next to Papyrus. Favorite subject is art as Kanako allows her to build things with wood. She also a member of the hall monitors, but once was caught by Starlo doing something bad and had to serve detention 

Dalv- A member of the gardening club and a rather skilled pianist.

Base Undertale

Asgore- A big old softie and the founding member of the gardening club. In a fit of rage once punched Chujin for destroying some of flowers

Sans- The smartest kid in school, brilliant but lazy. Put all his energy into pranking and especially pranking Vice principal Chara

Mettaton- The most popular kid in school, the guy everyone (except Chujin) wants to be friends with and beloved by all staff including Chara. Did an absolute solid for Alphys

Alphys- The second smartest kid in school and member of the anime club. Her and Chujin did similar science projects, but hers ended up winning because  Asgore was judging

Undyne- The all star jock of the school and second member of the anime club. Has broken all the schools records, then broke em again. After Lex stepped down as head of the hall monitors Undyne stood up

Papyrus- The energetic brother of Sans. Is banned from economic along with Undyne for unfair reasons. Tried to become a hall monitor, but was rejected for being to nice. Has gotten A+++ in all classes

Toriel- Broke up with Asgore and is dating Sans. Is a student teacher with Ralsei in home ec.

[thatotherfurry]

(new to Tumblr no idea what I'm doing so have fun deciphering whatever it is my brain has decided to spew out today)

(extra note written after I wrote this whole thing: please enjoy the mental catastrophe that was just recorded onto here, at 2:56am, on my birthday)

(extra extra note: sorry)

[batman bat-jumps into the non-bat-warehouse]

Joker: It appears we meet again

Batman: No games joker

Joker: what's wrong bat-boy, hmm? Batty boy?

[batman becomes uncomfortable]

Batman: JOKER NO! STOP THAT NOW!

Joker man font: Or what batter batter swing batter batter swing? Gonna cry Matt the bat?

[batman grows more uncomfortable by the second, now on the verge of bat-tears]

Rat-a-tat-bat: NO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO! PLEASE, STOP! THIS SICK JOKE HAS GONE TOO FAR!

[jokester begins laughing in a menacing way, licking his lips, milking the seconds till he begins his next verbal assault - like a bankrupt dairy farmer]

Jack in a box: Batster! Bat-tle star Ga-bat-tica! I thought we were buddies! Chums! Bat-pals for bat-life! What ails you so... batussy.

[bat-rat spontaneously catches aflame in a bat-blaze)

Man-bat: JOKER THAT LAST ONE WAS OUT OF POCKET AYOO STOP ACTUALLY STOP PLEASE STOP JOKER THIS TORTURE IS COMPLETELY DISPROPORTIONATE TO ANYTHING I'VE DONE TO YOU PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERY DEAD SPIDERMAN UNCLE STOP!

Jacker: Society...

Bat-teen: Oh, that was ok

JUNG-KOOK (still meant to be another stupid joker name by the way just in case my fragmented mind was spewing too nonsensical of a enigma code): the fat-bat (the fat rat)

[batvicii fucking dies, but not before he was born - that's obvious]

Jokey dokey literature club: Goodbye chiroptera-man, see you in the bat-fer life.

[batperson dies to a greater degree]

[hollywood-addicts]

Mr. Mustard’s Background

Mr. was born in California and lived in the rich touristy neighborhood of Los Altos Hills with his Golden Retriever parents. They were known for their wealth and power in the business world, mainly because his parents were involved in many famous stocks.

When thinking about having Mr., his parents mainly thought about using him to boost their public image. However, down the line, they came up with a horrible plan: Abandon Mr., and if another family takes him in, make it look like they kidnapped him. They wanted to do this because they wanted to create a national drama, and they also wanted more money. So, on the night of a thunderstorm, they left Mr. near an apartment complex in an area that was the opposite of theirs.

While coming home, recently kicked out Tabs and Melanie Mustard (Tabby Cat and Rat) were returning back when they found Mr. curled up in a corner. Because they were grabbing the rest of their belongings, they had on hand a Walkman and a Thunder Jacket. After slipping the gear on, they took him back to their apartment.

In the morning, they started to get to know each other over a breakfast of pancakes. While talking, Mr. learned that Tabs and Melanie were kicked out because their parents learned that they were in a relationship. They also decided to both go by Melanie’s last name because it “pissed off her old man.” (This was not in official documents however, because same sex marriage was still illegal.) During this time, the two girls also learned that Mr. liked mustard on his pancakes.

After a little while, it got out that Mr. was staying with the Mustard family after they tried to get Mr.’s documents set up. This set off the lawsuit plan in motion. Luckily, they were able to gather enough evidence of what occurred and won the lawsuit. This helped them finally gain custody of Mr. and it gave them the money they needed to live comfortably. Mr.’s old parents were also sent to prison because of the previous charges, and it was also found that they were doing illegal activities within the stock market.

After the lawsuit was done, Mr. became a bit of a celebrity. He appeared in talk shows all over the US, and even made an appearance in a movie that was made based off of his story. Because of his involvement with television, he learned that he had a liking towards acting and decided to go to school for it.

During all of this, he got it in his head that his audience and colleagues only liked him when he was happy. This ideology first grew roots with his original parents. Whenever he became sad, his dad would say “It was counterproductive,” and his mom would say “It’s bad for business. It runs on company time.” To keep up this mindset, he became addicted to AntiDepressants.

After he was done with school, he started to get movie gigs and guest appearances in TV shows. This got the attention of Lola Tilly, who was looking for a roommate character for her upcoming sitcom “Batty Banter.” While she knew of the famous lawsuit, she wanted Mr. because she knew that he would make a good foil for her character in the show.

Mr. was interested in the show, but what sold him on it was the fact that it was going to have him play “the gay roommate.” In all of his roles, he was never allowed to fully be himself unless it was in a documentary. He also was sold on the show because there were other gay characters being portrayed and behind the writers room as well. In this time, this was a taboo thing, so the fact that he could be a part of this encouraged him.

Mr. helped figure out the main conflict of the story with there being an abandoned child, with obvious main inspiration from his experience with abandonment.

While being friends with Lola, he also got to meet her agent Chestnut Elmers, who he may or may not have a liking to….

[reggae-vibes-com]

King Tubby The Producer - Waterhouse Label

#Mixcloud | KING TUBBY THE PRODUCER - WATERHOUSE LABEL | Vinyl only top-notch selection of King Tubby productions issued on his Waterhouse label. #kingtubby #firehousecrew #waterhouse #donangelo #ladyjunie #professornuts #louieculture #sassafrass #bunnygeneral #generaltrees #hoghead #papasan #courtneymelody #kingeverald #sugarminott #michaelpalmer Osbourne Ruddock better known as King Tubby is best known for his successful efforts on the dub front. With the opening of his studio in the mid-1980s, he also set up a few labels such as Firehouse, Waterhouse, and Taurus for releasing his productions. This is the second of three Mixcloud posts, featuring personal favorites issued on his WaterHouse label. Vinyl Only! Artists include Wayne Palmer, Joe Manix, Sugar Minott, Jah Son, Professor Nuts, Louie Culture, Bunny General, Papa San, Courtney Melody, Hoghead and more. 1. Wayne Palmer - Hell In A Town 2. Don Angelo & Dane Dread - Mampie Size 3. Joe Manix - No Touch Mi Tomato 4. Ashman - Want A Punaunie 5. Lady Junie - Ne Get Punaunie 6. Pan Bird - Punaunie Galore 7. Professor Nuts - No Gun 8. Louie Culture & Wayne Ranks - Rat A Badda Me 9. Singing Melody - She Waa Tie Me 10. Hortense Osbourne - A Me Smarter 11. Sassafrass - Bum U Saddle 12. Phantom - Knock Out Batty 13. Admiral Shirt - Hackle Me Body 14. Jah Son - Fat Ina Panty 15. Bunny General - Donkey Man 16. General Trees - Professional Footballer 17. Hoghead - My Company 18. Papa San - Grandfather 19. Courtney Melody - Loving Woman 20. King Everald - Automatic 21. Little John - Tickle Me 22. Tinga - Tinga Love 23. Sugar Minott - Give Some Love 24. Michael Palmer - Them Nawh Sting Read the full article

[hunita812]

If you won’t use someone’s pronouns because they’re “made up”, I’d better not ever hear you use the words:

Academe, accessible, accommodation, addiction, admirable, aerial, airless, amazement, anchovy, arch-villain, auspicious, bachelorship, barefaced, baseless, batty, beachy, bedroom, belongings, birthplace, black-faced (ok maybe don't use that one anyway), bloodstained, bloodsucking, blusterer, bodikins, braggartism, brisky, broomstaff, budger, bump, buzzer, candle holder, catlike, characterless, cheap, chimney-top, chopped, churchlike, circumstantial, clangor, cold-blooded, coldhearted, compact, consanguineous, control, coppernose, countless, courtship, critical, cruelhearted, dalmation, dauntless, dawn, day's work, deaths-head, defeat, depositary, dewdrop, dexterously, disgraceful, distasteful, distrustful, dog-weary, doit, domineering, downstairs, dwindle, East Indies, embrace, employer, employment, enfranchisement, engagement, enrapt, epileptic, equivocal, eventful, excitement, expedience, expertness, exposure, eyedrop, eyewink, fair-faced, fanged, fap, far-off, farmhouse, fashionable, fashionmonger, fat-witted, fathomless, featureless, fiendlike, fitful, fixture, fleshment, flirt-gill, flowery, fly-bitten, footfall, foppish, foregone, fortune-teller, foul mouthed, Franciscan, freezing, fretful, full-grown, fullhearted, futurity, gallantry, garden house, generous, gentlefolk, glow, go-between, grass plot, gravel-blind, grey-eyed, grief-shot, grime, gust, half-blooded, heartsore, hedge-pig, hell-born, hint, hobnail, homely, honey-tongued, hornbook, hostile, hot-blooded, howl, hunchbacked, hurly, idle-headed, ill-tempered, ill-used, impartial, imploratory, import, in question, inauspicious, indirection, indisinguishable, inducement, informal, inventorially, investment, invitation, invulnerable, jaded, juiced, keech, kickie-wickie, kitchen-wench, lackluster, ladybird, lament, land-rat, laughable, leaky, leapfrog, lewdster, loggerhead, lonely, long-legged, love letter, lustihood, lustrous, madcap, madwoman, majestic, malignancy, manager, marketable, marriage bed, militarist, mimic, misgiving, misquote, mockable, money's worth, monumental, moonbeam, mortifying, motionless, mountaineer, multitudinous, neglect, never-ending, newsmonger, nimble-footed, noiseless, nook-shotten, obscene, ode, offenseful, offenseless, Olympian, on purpose, oppugnancy, outbreak, overblown, overcredulous, overgrowth, overview, pageantry, pale-faced, passado, paternal, pebbled, pedant, pedantical, pendulous, pignut, pious, please-man, plumpy, posture, prayerbook, priceless, profitless, Promethean, protester, published, puking, puppy-dog, pushpin, quarrelsome, radiance, rascally, rawboned, reclusive, refractory, reinforcement, reliance, remorseless, reprieve, resolve, restoration, restraint, retirement, revokement, revolting, ring carrier, roadway, roguery, rose-cheeked, rose-lipped, rumination, ruttish, sanctimonious, satisfying, savage, savagery, schoolboy, scrimer, scrubbed, scuffle, seamy, self-abuse, shipwrecked, shooting star, shudder, silk stocking, silliness, skim milk, skimble-skamble, slugabed, soft-hearted, spilth, spleenful, sportive, stealthy, stillborn, successful, suffocating, tanling, tardiness, time-honored, title page, to arouse, to barber, to bedabble, to belly, to besmirch, to bet, to bethump, to blanket, to cake, to canopy, to castigate, to cater, to champion, to comply, to compromise, to cow, to cudgel, to dapple, to denote, to dishearten, to dislocate, to educate, to elbow, to enmesh, to enthrone, to fishify, to glutton, to gnarl, to gossip, to grovel, to happy, to hinge, to inhearse, to inlay, to instate, to lapse, to muddy, to negotiate, to numb, to offcap, to operate, to out-Herod, to out-talk, to out-villain, to outdare, to outfrown, to outscold, to outsell, to outweigh, to overpay, to overpower, to overrate, to palate, to pander, to perplex, to petition, to rant, to reverb, to reword, to rival, to sate, to secure, to sire, to sneak, to squabble, to subcontract, to sully, to supervise, to swagger, to torture, to un muzzle, to unbosom, to uncurl, to undervalue, to undress, to unfool, to unhappy, to unsex, to widen, tortive, traditional, tranquil, transcendence, trippingly, unaccommodated, unappeased, unchanging, unclaimed, unearthy, uneducated, unfrequented, ungoverned, ungrown, unhelpful, unhidden, unlicensed, unmitigated, unmusical, unpolluted, unpublished, unquestionable, unreal, unrivaled, unscarred, unscratched, unsolicited, unsullied, unswayed, untutored, unvarnished, unwillingness, upstairs, useful, useless, valueless, varied, varletry, vasty, vulnerable, watchdog, water drop, water fly, well-behaved, well-bred, well-educated, well-read, wittoly, worn out, wry-necked, yelping, or zany.

Why? Because they were made up! “Oh, but that’s different, it was Shakespeare!” So?? Just because he’s famous and dead doesn’t mean he has any more right to make up words than anyone else.

And if you want to go even further, language as a whole is made up. You think we found these words hanging out in the wild? No! Every single word is made up. So if you truly have a problem with neopronouns because they’re “made up”, I want you to stop talking. Right now. No more words out of your mouth, or flowing from your pen, or typed on your keyboard ever again. If you can’t accept some words just because they’re new, you don’t have language privileges any more. Good luck trying to communicate.

[seed-rom]

Running list of things I personally find questionable about BBC’s The Watch:

Everything that they’ve done to Lady Sybil. She’s quite explicitly a big middle aged woman who is absolutely batty about her pets in way that other people can’t understand. And she’s also got a romance storyline and that’s very cool and does not need girlbossification

Angua. First, she should have long, luscious hair because that then directly translates across to being her wolf fur. She’s also just been simplified into the basic “I am a monster….. lock me up” werewolf storyline that has been so overdone that Sir Terry decided to subvert it in his books

Sam Vimes is supposed to be scruffy however I think that this Vimes looks less ‘scruffy in a doesn’t take care of himself way’ and more like a grimy little rat man. I’m finding it hard to sympathise with his character, because I think he seems to be suffering from Stereotypical Man Pain, which I generally do not enjoy

Cheery and Carrot seem to come from two totally different dwarf cultures?? Where Cheery’s from they can be tall but only have one gender and where Carrot’s from they have a gender binary but no tall people?? Confusing

The imps still paint pictures, except now the pictures come out on a smart tablet thing? Absolutely terrible blending modern tech with fantasy elements because it doesn’t make sense

I don’t like Death’s voice. It seems as though it is impossible to gain the effect that I felt while reading the books audibly

Cut Me Own Throat Dibbler is another very specific parody of a very specific character that got turned into something the writers found more interesting but isn’t really

Nobby and Colon not being in the show reaaallly suggests to me that they’re unaware that the books are partially a parody of police tv shows, and also unaware of the fact that sometimes comic characters can be fun to watch; not everybody has to have angst

[tisthenightofthewitch]

Hellzarockin' with Ghost, Volbeat at DCU Center

Owing a lot to the KISS school of demonic dress-up and the Black Sabbath school of devil music, Ghost has been steadily taking the U.S. by storm with its over-the-top theatrics, blasphemous satanic imagery that would even scare the bejesus out of Ozzy Osbourne and, most importantly, great tunes that you can sink your molars into.

And every time they tour, Ghost's stage show gets bigger and better.

Wearing a monochromatic marching band uniform with shoulder epaulettes and gold trim, Ghost’s frontman Tobias Forge came out as a combination song-and-dance macabre man/unholy ringmaster for his three rings of hell circus.

In the guise of Papa Emeritus IV, Forge’s true face was hidden underneath his signature skeletal greasepaint and prosthetic mask  but his intentions were quite clear and that was to put on a show.

While I’m not sure if they were trying to cash in on the latest steampunk craze, cautious about catching COVID or confused about whether they were attending a Doctor Who convention or performing a concert, the eight “Nameless Ghouls” (including two guitarists, a bass player, a drummer, two keyboardists and two backup vocalists) that make up Forge’s backup band were sporting vintage gas masks, matching black blazers and knee-high leather boots.

Forge led his gaggle of ghouls into a scorching 75-minute, 15-song set list made up of fire-and-brimstone assaults on the senses.

With a stage setup complete with gothic-looking mausoleums, a massive drum riser and a pair of minirisers for spotlighting guitar solos, Ghost opened with the crunchy rocker “Kaisarion,” a new one from the band’s fifth full-length studio album “Impera.” Despite not being released until March 11, it already sounds like another winner and concert staple for the Swedish rockers.

The evening’s master of blasphemy Forge led the crowd into a singalong during the fist-pumping chorus of “Rats,” loosely based on the Black Death that wiped out half of Europe’s population in the 14th century - not the recent rodent problem in Worcester.

And the blasphemous hits continued, including the mosh pit-friendly rocker “From the Pinnacle to the Pit” and the sacrilegious singalong “Mary on a Cross.”

Forge proved to be absolutely batty, both figuratively and literally, on the Grammy-winning, crowd-pleasing showstopper “Cirice.”

Slinking on the fog-covered stage, Forge flapped around with artificially attached bat wings and sank his fangs into lyrics about feeling the uneasiness in one’s heart.

“Hunter’s Moon,” which is featured on the soundtrack of last year’s “Halloween Kills” soundtrack, proved to fits nicely in the Ghost repertoire with its spooky imagery of graveyard rendezvous, childhood haunts and unfinished homicidal business.  

Ghost scorched the stage on the damnation ditty “Year Zero.” Starting off with Gregorian-inspired chants namedropping Lucifer and his various Christian names, Forge paraded on stage with one of his sacrilegious papal getups as ready-made hellfire erupted from behind the altar.

Coming out with a sparkling baby blue sequin jacket and a skinny black scarf, Forge closed the main set by promising the audience riches beyond their greedy appetites on the deliciously depraved and decadent ditty “Mummy Dust.”            

In addition to having Forge’s best demonic vocals of the night, “Mummy Dust” was completed with suggestive pelvic thrushes aimed at the audience, a cheesy keytar solo and confetti cannons shooting out silver paper bits and mock 666-dollar bills.

For their encore, Ghost’s cover of Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” was absolutely epic, followed by two of their catchier songs, “Dance Macabre” and “Square Hammer.”

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[enmenmusic]

my music incomplete masterlist

incomplete due to hard drive circumstances. for fun, songs with an * next to them are songs that i sing in with my own voice. songs with a ♥︎ next to them are personal favorites.

Standalone Tracks

2017

Caustic

And She Sang

"it's like 9am and i made this in 30 minutes"

playing with effects

"man i'm amazing at procrastinating"

Backwards

君は僕のもの

Inundate-Disintegrate

Steel Deathbed

File Select ♥︎

解離

quick test ♥︎

Shifting Paradox Of Spectacular Distortion

metalicfuckshituptimeidk

STARDOM

This Machine

Would You Rather

Moon-Light City (bi0s ver.)

piano

-

2018

an exception has occured ♥︎

TaDa!

7AM

Eggshells

死だよ ♥︎

"lets burn through the rest of my soundcloud minutes"

Problem

何とか、何だか

Perfect

where are you? ♥︎

ヨーヨー ♥︎

-

2019

あなたの顔の表情

Better Luck Next Time

-

2020

Time

toycam

Yoyo (2020) ♥︎

ぐるぐるジュース

やきちぎちなの ♥︎

oleander! * ♥︎

22 *

-11 *

-

2021

1183606 *

アイタイデ

sneep snop saturday theme ♥︎

leapster

thingy ♥︎

stupid rat thing i'm fucking ballin

-

2022

THWACK!! (2022) ♥︎

gross bat face ♥︎

Full Albums

The 100,000th Visitor (2019)

5 Foods For A Flat Belly ♥︎

SHIDAYO/死だよ ♥︎

an exception has occured

789 * ♥︎

Dawn and Dusk Aren't Always Mutually Exclusive, Says Local Robot Girl

Mothball Fun

UFO

READY OR NOT

何とか、何だか

DIRECTIVE (2017 - 2018)

Backwards

解離

Alone

Connection

yeah

Steel Deathbed

File Select

君は僕のもの

Eggshells

Vyi

Don't Want No

STARDOM

InundateDisintegrate

Sn1p

Terminal 1

TaDa!

Shifting Paradox Of Spectacular Distortion

Close Your Eyes ♥︎

悪い未来 *

DIRECTIVE *

made for you with love (2018 +2021)

Magnify ♥︎

grassy_field_05 ♥︎

Lodged in the airway ♥︎

crazy ♥︎

Kindly Question

authentic tears

Sun★Lit

TRANSITION

these little moments just don't mean a thing to you!! aaah!! ♥︎

the minus seven

oleander! (2021 version) * ♥︎

auko (2017-ish and earlier)

not so scary anymore

knuckled up

tidal tragedy

migraine

jade

batty behavior

i need sleep

___

Lost, Previously Released and Now Deleted, Partially Released, and Released To Few

here, lost songs are in red, deleted songs are in yellow, partially released in green, and released to few in blue.

-11 (Full Version) * ♥︎

thwack! (Original)

Shifting Paradox Of Spectacular Distortion (Original)

Glucose Syrup

flowerfool

Lies *

cloudy

stormy

Alienated

789 (Original 2017 vocals) *

悪い未来 (2019 Version) *

nobody here *

M1 Intro

11 11

Machine

The Dreaded Sea *

Monster

何

uloyiko

Less Than Human *

Authoritarian *

morning call

Z

Teal

chocolate frosting on a sunday night

Meteor Shower

Terminal 1 (Earlier version)

DDOS (Full Album) ♥︎

what you want

死だよ third edition

Annie

789, 2020 instrumental edit ♥︎

Jenny In a Bad Mood *

Migraine (pre-auko)

Backwards (original concept demo)

dittyspring

Opener Gaite ♥︎

Hyperbeat

(exclusive to a friend but i'm considering releasing it into the wild when i get the files back)

Lost Vocal Covers *

Froot (2016)

It's Over, Isn't It? (2018?)

Mozaik Role (2014)

Fly in the Freedom (2016)

Fly in the Freedom (2017)

Fly in the Freedom (2018)

Duvet (2021)

Live and Learn (2018)

Queens (2015)

Face to Face (2017)

[reesecomic13]

Mr. Mustard (He/Him and Gay)

Background:

Mr. is very famous, not only because he is an actor, but also because he and his family were part of a national lawsuit. After the lawsuit settled and he became an actor, he met Lola and became the second main character in her sitcom “Batty Banter.” He plays her roommate in the show.

Personality:

He is active and kind to all he encounters, He try’s to stay positive all of the time, Very loyal and thinks of others before himself, Is sweet and energetic, Acts younger than his age at times, Little bit sassy (In a gay man way), Can slip into a business man mindset, Hates showing any negative emotions

Facts:

When he was a tween he was abandoned by his birth parents in a thunderstorm- Luckily, his adoptive moms found him after they recently got an apartment after getting kicked out of their homes, Because of that, he has a Phobia/PTSD of thunderstorms, He likes to put mustard and his pancakes, Gay ear, The glasses on top of his head are prescription, Is a fan of Batty Banter ship of him and Lola together- which amuses both of them because Mr. is a “whole gay man” in set and out of set, He constantly dies his fur to get rid of the grey, Would refuse to do documentaries about him if they didn’t include his two moms in the proper way- They cut out him being gay but he didn’t care as much, Was in a longterm relationship but the guy tried to turn it into another controversy by saying that it was Mr. who cheated, He went to therapy for a while but stopped because he thought it was holding him back from his job, An expert liar, His birth parents are Golden Retrievers, His adoptive mom is a Tabby and his other adoptive mom is a Rat, He is European and White

Animal Category:

Domesticated Carnivore

Diagnosis:

Depression, Autism

Addictions:

Because of his birth parents and the public eye, he has a mentality that he can only show his positive emotions. In return, he has become addicted to Anti Depressants.

Height, Weight, Age, Birthday:

6.0ft, 220lbs, 40, 7/10

Voice Claim:

Sean Hayes aka Steve Maryweather from “Q-Force”

[stuffromymind]

Victorian Slang. A to J.

Make sure you read the entire post unless you want me to batty-fang ya!

Afternoonified A society word meaning “smart.” Forrester demonstrates the usage: “The goods are not ‘afternoonified’ enough for me.”

Arfarfan’arf A figure of speech used to describe drunken men. “He’s very arf’arf’an’arf,” Forrester writes, “meaning he has had many ‘arfs,’” or half-pints of booze.

Back it Thieves used this term to indicate that they wanted “to go out the back way.”

Bags o’ Mystery An 1850 term for sausages, “because no man but the maker knows what is in them. … The ‘bag’ refers to the gut which contained the chopped meat.”

Bang up to the elephant This phrase originated in London in 1882, and means “perfect, complete, unapproachable.”

Batty-fang Low London phrase meaning “to thrash thoroughly,” possibly from the French battre a fin.

Benjo Nineteenth century sailor slang for “A riotous holiday, a noisy day in the streets.”

Bow wow mutton A naval term referring to meat so bad “it might be dog flesh.”

Bricky Brave or fearless. “Adroit after the manner of a brick,” Forrester writes, “said even of the other sex, ‘What a bricky girl she is.’”

Bubble Around A verbal attack, generally made via the press. Forrester cites The Golden Butterfly: “I will back a first-class British subject for bubbling around against all humanity.”

Butter Upon Bacon Extravagance. Too much extravagance. “Are you going to put lace over the feather, isn’t that rather butter upon bacon?”

Cat-lap A London society term for tea and coffee “used scornfully by drinkers of beer and strong waters … in club-life is one of the more ignominious names given to champagne by men who prefer stronger liquors.”

Church-bell A talkative woman.

Chuckaboo A nickname given to a close friend.

Collie shangles Quarrels. A term from Queen Victoria’s journal, More Leaves , published in 1884: “At five minutes to eleven rode off with Beatrice, good Sharp going with us, and having occasional collie shangles (a Scotch word for quarrels or rows, but taken from fights between dogs) with collies when we came near cottages.”

Cop a Mouse To get a black eye. “Cop in this sense is to catch or suffer,” Forrester writers, “while the colour of the obligation at its worst suggests the colour and size of the innocent animal named.”

Daddles A delightful way to refer to your rather boring hands.

Damfino This creative cuss is a contraction of “damned if I know.”

Dizzy Age A phrase meaning “elderly,” because it “makes the spectator giddy to think of the victim’s years.” The term is usually refers to “a maiden or other woman canvassed by other maiden ladies or others.”

Doing the Bear “Courting that involves hugging.”

Don’t sell me a dog Popular until 1870, this phrase meant “Don’t lie to me!” Apparently, people who sold dogs back in the day were prone to trying to pass off mutts as purebreds.

Door-knocker A type of beard “formed by the cheeks and chin being shaved leaving a chain of hair under the chin, and upon each side of mouth forming with moustache something like a door-knocker.”

Enthuzimuzzy “Satirical reference to enthusiasm.” Created by Braham the terror, whoever that is.

Fifteen puzzle Not the game you might be familiar with, but a term meaning complete and absolute confusion.

Fly rink An 1875 term for a polished bald head.

Gal-sneaker An 1870 term for “a man devoted to seduction.”

Gas-Pipes A term for especially tight pants.

Gigglemug “An habitually smiling face.”

Got the morbs Use of this 1880 phrase indicated temporary melancholy.

Half-rats Partially intoxicated.

Jammiest bits of jam “Absolutely perfect young females,” circa 1883.