#battie txt

[batticorn]

the fucking whiplash i received was unreal, i was in the middle of work and these messages were neatly aligned (that’s my girlfriend and fhen my work supervisor) LMMMFAAOOOOO

[muttonbones]

How dead would I be if I asked your lamb for a kiss?

Because like

Hot damn

Not at all! They're quite charming (you need to be when running a cult)

[gorillaxyz]

id love to do an art trade but im shy... also my art isnt up to snuff i am incapable of anything more than a sketch or doodle. at least after that batty i drew

[heelcody]

I'm 2 for 2 in getting the blind bag plushies I wanted at work someone get me a lottery ticket

[batty-ships]

i lurv getting back into gorillaz every six months like clock work because… out of all my silly giys who i love… murdoc is the only one who ALWAYS makes me kick my feet and giggle. he is SO silly. and i need to kill him

[galaactic]

just saw a "leftist" reddit take thats abt to make me delete the app

[ricketybonez]

they make HALLOWEEN SHAPES animal cookies now.....

[miupow]

how would txt members react to their gf being bratty in public ? (would they tolerate it?)

i love brats and brat tamers so much <3

🔞 // nsfw , mdni !

soobin -> he’s such an attentive angel that you rarely feel the need to be bratty at all ! he gives you everything you want ! all of the attention and spoiling you could ever possibly want ,, but sometimes you want to see how far you can push him until he breaks <3 being a total brat out to dinner with him and the other boys, being a needy whore in front of his closest friends ,, getting soobin to snap is almost impossible, but when you do… you’re in for it when you get home, and you know it by the way he’s grabbing your waist

yeonjun -> will not hesitate to bend you over his lap and spank you in a public bathroom if he has to ! do not challenge the king exhibitionist in public, it’ll only end badly for you !! he thinks you being bratty is cute most of the time, aren’t you so adorable being so whiny <3 but sometimes you take it too far !! acting like a brat out with his friends !! n ur boyfie has to pull you away and remind you who’s really in charge

beomgyu -> trying to be bratty to a brat is just a mistake. he’ll be just as annoying and needy as you, if not more, until you’re both pissed with each other lmao ! angry sex w beomgyu… calling u a fucking bitch while he’s railing you from behind <3 pulling on your hair n slapping your ass, where’d that little attitude of yours go? huffing for him to shut up, asshole before he shoves your face into the wall <3 he was too impatient to get home, took you to the bathroom or an alley instead hehe

taehyun -> does not tolerate batty behavior period , but especially not in public. acting like a needy, disobedient slut in front of all of his friends, embarrassing him like this? they’re going to think he can’t control his woman. tyun doesn’t like public sex , would act ominously cool and composed up until he gets you back home— now you’re going to learn your lesson.

kai -> oh hyuka… like soobin he’s such a brat enabler, let’s you walk all over him with a smile !!! but don’t take him for granted, because there’s a side to kai that only you get to see on the incredibly rare occasion that you really , really piss him off. and you wouldn’t even know it before it was too late, because kai can hide his anger so well.. but sometimes you can see it in his eyes when he smiles at you… having to call off any plans the next day because you can’t even get out of bed !!

[lizziexmeow]

TODAY'S UPDATE (240516) PART 1

00:42 TXT SOOBIN IG POST

12:00 SVT JEONGHAN & WONWOO ON MADAME FIGARO

12:00 SVT HOSHI IG STORY

13:10 SVT HOSHI IG STORY

15:26 SVT DK WEVERSE POST

15:27 TXT SOOBIN W/ &TEAM FUMA

16:00 SVT JUN XHS VLOG

16:47 SVT MINGYU IG POST

16:48 SVT MINGYU IG POST

17:18 SVT MINGYU IG POST

[batticorn]

feeling rly fucking emo/upset rn but decided to be productive rather than destructive and decided to start drawing my childhood OCs who i haven’t touched in a hot minute <3

[muttonbones]

filet mignon

DIVINE SKELETON DEATH BEAM

(get loved idiot)

[gorillaxyz]

theres a whole fic in my notes app from feb that i completely forgot writing

[captainclervals]

the part where victor gets the zoomies is still so cute. yeah he was going bonkers but the fact that he was bouncing off the walls and giggling and henry was like "he's just happy to see me (༶ ´꒳` ༶)♡" at first is charming

[batty-ships]

*punches a wall* and they were childhood friends who drifted apart

[labyrinthofcrystals]

you don't know true betrayal until you find out your lps was a different species this entire time

[antibioware]

Finally an Italian character that’s both gay and from Genova so I can project all of my goddamn self on him