#battering ram

[geistboy1]

SPAMTOBER: 4. KILL YOUR TV

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Battering Ram

By the time Mishra was defeated, no mage was foolish enough to rely heavily on walls.

Artist: Jeff A. Menges TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[be-gay-cause-crime]

There are two types of people when holding an instrument case

1. People that hold onto it for dear life like a single bump will cause the whole instrument to shatter

2. Those that can and will use it as a battering ram

[pmdodddegrees]

if there were suddenly no more apples in the world, what would you do?

"That’d be horrible! No apple juice, apple pie, apple fritters, caramel apples—nothing! That’s a nightmare! How could anybody live without such a delightful fruit?!"

"Iso’s mom used to bake a lot with apples since they had this giant apple tree! Ever since then, I’ve adored every apple I eat!"

"I remember my sister and I using you as a battering ram to headbutt the tree. My mom got so angry at us for nearly ruining both the tree and you. But you were happy enough just getting the apples."

"Y-Your sister had some pent-up anger! She was scary back then!"

"She’s a lot more mature now, so you don’t have to worry if we ever meet her."

"Speaking of which, I haven’t gotten any mail from my family in a while… I should send them something."

"Oh, oh! Please ask her to send some of her recipes!"

[stylistic-nightmare]

Black Label Society - Battering Ram

[laughablelament]

We've been talking about astolat lately. Here's my favorite. From 2007, a Croatoan-style dystopian canon divergence. More on the gencest/weirdcest side of things. I absolutely love it.

[boozleversecentral]

Bamboozle Proof Door

Villain: Give up, Bamboozle-Man! You’ll never get through my door! It’s Bamboozle proof!

(Bamboozle-Man then crashes through the door with a battering ram with his face on it.)

BM: Howdy!

Villain: No! How did you get through!? That door is-

BM: Bamboozle proof? I know. Which is why I used my trusty and not so dusty Anti-Bamboozle proof battering ram! Patent pending.

[preyforyourdeath]

🔥🍻

[krakelmusic]

Inställt gig / Ny singel

[holymotherofwmps-the-reblogging]

Odysseus escaping Polyphemus under a ram, being described as a ram by Helen, legends having the Trojan Horse being the first battering ram (kinda stretching it with the last one ahah)

Hermes kriophoros 'the ram bearer': That's my (grand)nephew!😎👉

Odysseus: *lying, traveling, stealing, etc*

Hermes, the god of all those things: YOURE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE

[siriliumischium]

Vampire Battering Ram

What would happen if we put a vampire into a battering ram and used the battering ram to attempt forceful entry (entering without being invited) to somebodies house? Would the battering ram be allowed to break in and effectively smuggle the vampire into somebodies house with it? Would the vampire make it so that the battering ram could only break the entryway down with consent from the residents within? Would the battering ram break down the door, but the vampire is still not allowed in and just gets slammed into the invisible perimeter of the building?

[oxalis-pal]

Oh, they're perfect for this

(From that twitter art meme)

[azuneekun]

drew my farmer althea with march (for scale)

[erulasse23]

@balrogballs 🤭

they lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

[thatdisasterauthor]

Always baffled by people who tag my infographics as "undescribed" when the description is right there in the post.

Like.

Y'all realize that the built in alt text option has a character limit that is not conducive to describing infographics, right? Just typing "this is an infographic about XYZ" doesn't actually tell you shit. It's MORE accessible to put it in the body of the post itself so that I can have the full description there and actually share all the information within the image.

[curioscurio]