#battering ram

[geistboy1]

SPAMTOBER: 4. KILL YOUR TV

[silverbridge-harbor]

People will drive a Dodge Ram™ and then be unable to dodge a ram during the siege and end up splattered against the city gates. Posers

[pmdodddegrees]

if there were suddenly no more apples in the world, what would you do?

"That’d be horrible! No apple juice, apple pie, apple fritters, caramel apples—nothing! That’s a nightmare! How could anybody live without such a delightful fruit?!"

"Iso’s mom used to bake a lot with apples since they had this giant apple tree! Ever since then, I’ve adored every apple I eat!"

"I remember my sister and I using you as a battering ram to headbutt the tree. My mom got so angry at us for nearly ruining both the tree and you. But you were happy enough just getting the apples."

"Y-Your sister had some pent-up anger! She was scary back then!"

"She’s a lot more mature now, so you don’t have to worry if we ever meet her."

"Speaking of which, I haven’t gotten any mail from my family in a while… I should send them something."

"Oh, oh! Please ask her to send some of her recipes!"

[stylistic-nightmare]

Black Label Society - Battering Ram

[hezeishere]

Bamboozle Proof Door

Villain: Give up, Bamboozle-Man! You’ll never get through my door! It’s Bamboozle proof!

(Bamboozle-Man then crashes through the door with a battering ram with his face on it.)

BM: Howdy!

Villain: No! How did you get through!? That door is-

BM: Bamboozle proof? I know. Which is why I used my trusty and not so dusty Anti-Bamboozle proof battering ram! Patent pending.

[krakelmusic]

Inställt gig / Ny singel

[siriliumischium]

Vampire Battering Ram

What would happen if we put a vampire into a battering ram and used the battering ram to attempt forceful entry (entering without being invited) to somebodies house? Would the battering ram be allowed to break in and effectively smuggle the vampire into somebodies house with it? Would the vampire make it so that the battering ram could only break the entryway down with consent from the residents within? Would the battering ram break down the door, but the vampire is still not allowed in and just gets slammed into the invisible perimeter of the building?

[laughablelament]

We've been talking about astolat lately. Here's my favorite. From 2007, a Croatoan-style dystopian canon divergence. More on the gencest/weirdcest side of things. I absolutely love it.

[curioscurio]

[azuneekun]

drew my farmer althea with march (for scale)

[cannibalise-the-citrus-fruits]

i love it when cats try to battering ram your leg because they want attention. ill just be standing there, pouring myself a glass of chocolate milk, and my leg gets slammed into by what feels like a warm fuzzy rock. just like. hello there. i am doing thing here, but please do assault my shins.

[oxalis-pal]

Oh, they're perfect for this

(From that twitter art meme)

[tenth-sentence]

They held their great shields above them like a roof, while in their midst they bore two trunks of mighty trees.

"The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" - J.R.R. Tolkien

[immaculatasknight]

Can Germans think for themselves?

[balrogballs]

Did I spend my commute doodling away to illustrate my silly little Elrond-raising-Aragorn headcanons? You bet I did?

Illustrations own, text from my writings on AO3/headcanons on Tumblr.

[krakelmusic]

Jakobs experience