#batman: pls dont ask for kevlar
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Batman had just missed them. Again. "Hey B," Bruce grunted, acknowledging Nightwing, "Are we sure these kids need help or do you think they need "help".
Bruce turned to glare at his oldest. He already had ten kids-ten-he was not handing out Kevlar to any more children unless it became absolutely necessary for them not to die. That being said the Nightengale family-two girls and one boy with no parents in sight- were behaving recklessly.
At first it seemed like a fluke. They had somehow managed to twist the Riddlers wording around to confuse him before casually and calmly hearding him away from the other hostages and had him talking so excitedly that he didn't even notice the police were there to arrest him until they were right behind him.
He looked so shocked.
This kept happening in different ways with various rogues. Killer Croc ended up drinking tea with the elder sister, Mr Freeze was caught up discussing Nora's illness and possible cures with the brother and Firefly had been adamantly teaching the youngest sister the wonders of arson and how different materials can burn in a variety of ways.
The Nightengale kids were just so used to corralling dangerous crazy people from dealing with thier parents thats its second nature to them.
Aka they become known as the Rogue Ranglers and Danny once again wants to strangle the press for thier bad naming abilities
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mkarchin713 · 1 year ago
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All of Gotham is waiting to see what the Nightingale siblings will do to wrangle Joker
Sucking him into a thermos was not their first guess.
Batman is not sure if he needs to rescue Joker or not.
Batman had just missed them. Again. "Hey B," Bruce grunted, acknowledging Nightwing, "Are we sure these kids need help or do you think they need "help".
Bruce turned to glare at his oldest. He already had ten kids-ten-he was not handing out Kevlar to any more children unless it became absolutely necessary for them not to die. That being said the Nightengale family-two girls and one boy with no parents in sight- were behaving recklessly.
At first it seemed like a fluke. They had somehow managed to twist the Riddlers wording around to confuse him before casually and calmly hearding him away from the other hostages and had him talking so excitedly that he didn't even notice the police were there to arrest him until they were right behind him.
He looked so shocked.
This kept happening in different ways with various rogues. Killer Croc ended up drinking tea with the elder sister, Mr Freeze was caught up discussing Nora's illness and possible cures with the brother and Firefly had been adamantly teaching the youngest sister the wonders of arson and how different materials can burn in a variety of ways.
The Nightengale kids were just so used to corralling dangerous crazy people from dealing with thier parents thats its second nature to them.
Aka they become known as the Rogue Ranglers and Danny once again wants to strangle the press for thier bad naming abilities
3K notes · View notes