#batman x hobbit crossover

[cherryblossomshadow]

[People] are being trained to appease the software, which is, in turn, trying to please an algorithm.

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Complete non-sequitur, but I read the "Batman Hobbit crossover" part of this post aloud to my friends while they were painting pumpkins at a public event (i dont paint) and also asked aloud for input on how to vote in the tumblr babygirl polls. As a result, we got two new friends! So thanks! @suibianworks @im-in-a-rage

So, anyway, I say as though we are mid-conversation, and you're not just being invited into this conversation mid-thought. One of my editors phoned me today to check in with a file I'd sent over. (<3)

The conversation can be surmised as, "This feels like something you would write, but it's juuuust off enough I'm phoning to make sure this is an intentional stylistic choice you have made. Also, are you concussed/have you been taken over by the Borg because ummm."

They explained that certain sentences were very fractured and abrupt, which is not my style at all, and I was like, huh, weird... And then we went through some examples, and you know that meme going around, the "he would not fucking say that" meme?

Yeah. That's what I experienced except with myself because I would not fucking say that. Why would I break up a sentence like that? Why would I make them so short? It reads like bullet points. Wtf.

Anyway. Turns out Grammarly and Pro-Writing-Aid were having an AI war in my manuscript files, and the "suggestions" are no longer just suggestions because the AI was ignoring my "decline" every time it made a silly suggestion. (This may have been a conflict between the different software. I don't know.)

It is, to put it bluntly, a total butchery of my style and writing voice. My editor is doing surgery, removing all the unnecessary full stops and stitching my sentences back together to give them back their flow. Meanwhile, I'm over here feeling like Don Corleone, gesturing at my manuscript like:

ID: a gif of Don Corleone from the Godfather emoting despair as he says, "Look how they massacred my boy."

Fearing that it wasn't just this one manuscript, I've spent the whole night going through everything I've worked on recently, and yep. Yeeeep. Any file where I've not had the editing software turned off is a shit show. It's fine; it's all salvageable if annoying to deal with. But the reason I come to you now, on the day of my daughter's wedding, is to share this absolute gem of a fuck up with you all.

This is a sentence from a Batman fic I've been tinkering with to keep the brain weasels happy. This is what it is supposed to read as:

"It was quite the feat, considering Gotham was mostly made up of smog and tear gas."

This is what the AI changed it to:

"It was quite the feat. Considering Gotham was mostly made up. Of tear gas. And Smaug."

Absolute non-sensical sentence structure aside, SMAUG. FUCKING SMAUG. What was the AI doing? Apart from trying to write a Batman x Hobbit crossover??? Is this what happens when you force Grammarly to ignore the words "Batman Muppet threesome?"

Did I make it sentient??? Is it finally rebelling? Was Brucie Wayne being Miss Piggy and Kermit's side piece too much???? What have I wrought?

Anyway. Double-check your work. The grammar software is getting sillier every day.

[fandom-friday]

Thank you so much to everyone that submitted recommendations this week! A comprehensive list of this week’s submissions can be found under the cut! Recommendations are organized by show/media, and any main pairings will be listed after the title.

🌊 = 18+ content

Fics:

The Clone Wars: Someday (Commander Cody x gn!Reader) by @dystopicjumpsuit Do Over by @toomanyteefs Like Suns Rise and Stars Fall by @varpusvaras 🌊 One Step at a Time by @wild-karrde Wrap-Around by helpivefallenandicantgetup (AO3)

The Bad Batch: 🌊 Fantasy Falls into Reality (Tech x f!Reader) by @eyeluvmusic21 Mayday, Mayday by @apocalyp-tech-a Confrontation by @eclec-tech

Star Wars Prequel Trilogy: Palo's Sketchbook (Padmé Amidala x Palo) by @findswoman

Batman: Breaking What is Already Fragile by FishFromMars (AO3) Last Wishes by a_rainbow_girl_detective (AO3) To Love What is Mortal by a_rainbow_girl_detective (AO3) Stolen Silk by a_rainbow_girl_detective (AO3) They Open Their Wings So Easily, And Fly by a_rainbow_girl_detective (AO3) Is Dick Grayson the Asshole? by clapclapwatchyourback (AO3) The Hearts of Gotham by @schrijverr Throughout Infinity by flumen (AO3) He's Ours Now by Lulu_Rythmea (AO3) Undercover by InvalidStuff (AO3) Patchwork Siblings by @raberbagirl Thursday's Child by @syntactition Not Unloved Anymore by @paper-sunflower-lane A Father's Wish by @alone77

The Murderbot Diaries: Via Solitude by FlipSpring (AO3) Abandoned Unit by Skits (AO3)

Fire Emblem: Three Houses The Winter Lady of Fraldarius (Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd x My Unit/Byleth) by @teecupangel

Crossover AUs: Of Snuggles and Ice Cream (Batman x Pokemon Crossover) by Shadeseeker44 (AO3) Greedy Bastards are Fox's Specialty (Star Wars x The Hobbit Crossover) by ByteMe (something_generic) (AO3)

Art:

The Clone Wars: Commander Fox Art by @rexxdjarin Captain Rex Art by @rexxdjarin Captain Rex Art by @peanuttoffee Rex has a New Workout Buddy by @omaano Breakfast is Ready by @pinkiemme Commander Thire Art by @wyvernsrus Commander Wolffe Art by @itzmoonstar

The Bad Batch: They Were Never Good with Words by @thattoothpick Captain Baja Blast by @blairaptor Hunter Art by @mesvi

Rebels: With a Look that Says "I Love You Too" by @tyquu

The Mandalorian: Din Djarin Art by @eggdrawsthings

Percy Jackson: Percy x Annabeth Art by @abreca Percy x Annabeth Art by @alexcopeman

Baldur's Gate 3: 🌊 An Embrace by @cleric4vampire

Crescent City Series: Perry Ravenscroft Art by elizianna.the.one (Instagram) So the Day falls in love with the Night by gabsgabx (Instagram)

A Court of Thorns and Roses Series: Azriel Art by luxury_banshee (Instagram) Elriel as Anakin and Padme (Azriel x Elain) by gessueter (Instagram)

[masterlistmaker]

Special Agent Lokitty Masterlist

This blog archives all of @specialagentlokitty 's works into masterlists so they are easy to find. Please read through the Navigation section to help you find the fics you're looking for!

Updated through: end of 8/23

Navigation:

Under the cut, you'll find the list of fandoms that Lokitty writes for (or previously wrote for). The link will take you to a second masterlist of character x reader ships. This is where it can get tricky:

reader lists are lists which have character x reader works

specific!reader lists are lists which have character x reader works where the reader's relation to the character is more specified (ex. daughter!reader, student!reader, etc.)

all readers lists are lists which have character x reader and character x specific!reader works.

NOTE: Characters that have all readers lists will NOT have reader and specific!reader lists. all readers lists contain all the works for that character and are sorted by relation. What list a character has is entirely dependent on the number and type of works Lokitty has written.

From there, you can pick the character-reader relation, open the list link, and find all the fics you're looking for! If you're confused, play around with the links. You'll find what you're looking for.

If you're looking for crossover fics, pick one of the fandoms in the crossover. At the end of that list there is a Crossover Works link. You should be able to find the fic there.

other important notes:

some lists are short and list all the characters and their works without having extra links. These are easy to navigate.

reader traits such as male!reader and autistic!reader are listed next to the fic title and DO NOT have seprate lists.

all fics are (generally) listed from oldest to newest.

I tried my best to sort out all the crossover works, but this was already a huge project and some probably slipped through the cracks. I sorted everything to the best of my abilities, but it would have been impossible to read through every single work (and I'm unfamiliar with most of these fandoms). If you find a fic that isn't where it belongs or is missing lables/ wrong labels, please message me to let me know.

Lists are always under light construction. As Lokitty writes, sometimes things must be reorganized. Any major changes to navigation will always be noted above!

Fandom List- Sorted

Movies

Avengers/Marvel

Harry Potter

The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings

Twilight

Kingsman: The Secret Service

DC Batman

Avatar (film series)

TV Shows

Crime Drama:

Castle

Criminal Minds

The Mentalist

NCIS

NOLA

Sherlock

Fox 911

Bones

Comedy Dramas:

Ackley Bridge

Brooklyn 99

Friends

The Big Bang Theory

Downton Abbey

Sci-Fi/Fantasy:

Doctor Who

Lucifer

Merlin

Supernatural

Teen Wolf

The Vampire Diaries

Wednesday

The Witcher

The Umbrella Academy

Fate: The Winx Saga

Medical Drama:

The Good Doctor

Grey's Anatomy

House M.D.

Chicago Med

Anime:

Attack on Titan

Avatar (ATLA and LOK)

Blue Exorcist

My Hero Academia

Naruto

Tokyo Ghoul

Castlevania

Durarara!!

Kuroku's Basketball

Haikyuu

Others

MeChat

Percy Jackson

Skyrim

Buzzfeed Unsolved

[blue-aconite]

20 Questions for Fic Writers!

I was tagged by @desert-fern! Thank you!

How many works do you have on AO3?

Nineteen.

2. What's your total AO3 word count? / Tumblr word count?

AO3 is 35,234 and Tumblr is 57,850

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Right now I write for Top Gun Maverick but I've also written for The Batman, The Hobbit & Fate the Winx Saga.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos/notes?

Ugh, I don't know and my pizza is ready so I'll come back and answer this later.

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I try my best but I’m absolutely rubbish at it. I’ve gotten better but it usually takes me some time. I read and appreciate EVERY comment and tag. And I’m so grateful. So I do feel bad that I take time responding but I’ve got a lot going on in my private life most often and sometimes I gotta prioritise.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

You Said You'd Grow Old with Me

7. What is the fic you wrote with the fluffiest ending?

Homecoming

8. Do you get hate on fics?

I haven't received anything yet.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

I do but I haven't posted any of it. It's not my favourite thing to write so I tend to leave it out of my fics.

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

I wrote a Hunger Games / Twilight crossover as a kid but that's it. Now I don't write crossovers anymore.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

No.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

No.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic?

I co-wrote a fic with @septemberrie for the Fate called Equalizer.

14. What's your all time favourite ship?

I don't have a favourite ship anymore but I'm very fond of Jake x Bradley and John x Sherlock.

15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Black Lotus for Fate the Winx Saga.

16. What are your writing strengths?

I think I'm pretty good at the emotional aspect and scenery.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Dialogue.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

I struggle sometimes and other times it's easy. I tend to write in Swedish first to get the feeling down and then English. Double work, yes but it's often worth it.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Twilight.

20. Favourite fic you've written?

Let Me Drown

No pressure tags: @bobfloydsbabe @demxters @hangmanssunnies @roosterforme @roosterbruiser @a-reader-and-a-writer @yanna-banana @sailor-aviator

[lapseinrecs]

List of Stuff I’ll give recs for

Oh hey I have a directory with some more specific tags, though it doesn’t work very well on mobile. (Shh it’s not done yet.) There's a directory tag as well. Note, I will say that I don't generally vibe with meet-cutes and mundane/mortal/normal/no-powers AUs unless it meets some arbitrary circumstances (angst?? idk), so don't expect much on that side.

I update the directory posts if I rec another crossover or a fic with new characters.

NOT FICS

Middle School (?) Books (Kids section of B&N)

Young (?) Adult (I started reading these in middle school idk)

Literature (?)

Tumblr Originals

Poetry

Fandoms are below the cut (and how much of it I’ve watched bc I have no stamina for TV shows sorry)

BOOKS

Harry Potter (I hate that woman)

The Chronicles of Narnia (actually I read all of them but over 10 yrs ago) (except maybe the horse one I can’t remember if I read it or not)

Percy Jackson Directory link

The Hobbit (Ive only watched the movies)

Alex Rider (Haven’t read past Scorpia Rising)

MOVIES

Star Wars (only the Trilogies, the Mandalorian, and Rogue 1) Directory Post

Descendants (only parts of D1) on the Disney Directory Post

Top Gun (just Maverick)

Marvel Cinematic Universe Directory Post

Spider-Man (TASM & Spiderverse; not Tom!Peter) (search the Peter Parker tag for fics w Tom!Peter as well) Directory post.

Star Trek (AOS)

Encanto on the Disney Directory Post

ANIME

Fullmetal Alchemist (first ep of ‘03, first ep of FMA, got confused, gave up)

Naruto (Never watched) Directory link

Bleach (Never watched) Directory post

Assassination Classroom (Got halfway through the first season)

Boku No Hero Academia (My Hero Academia) (First six episodes)

Katekyo Hitman Reborn (Never watched) (big fan of khr crossovers tho)

Bungou Stray Dogs (First episode only)

TV SHOWS

Avatar: The Last Airbender (I think I skipped a lot of Season 1)

The Umbrella Academy (First three episodes)

Voltron Legendary Defender (Half way through first season)

Power Rangers (Haven’t watched anything after MegaForce.) Directory post

Supernatural (only clips) (I am a Dean girl sorry) Directory Post

Teen Wolf (A couple minutes into the first episode)

Chuck (never watched)

COMICS & MANHWA

Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint (I think I was half way through when the tab closed and I lost it)

DCU (Mostly YJ and JL cartoon) Directory Post

Batman (I’ve watched a few movies?) (I really like Nightwing) Directory Post

X-Men (I think I watched X1 a long time ago) (I really like Cyclops) Directory Post

Misc. tag Directory Post

[sunnydaleherald]

The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Saturday, November 26th and Sunday, November 27th

XANDER: I'm exhausted just looking at those two. All the splashing and jumping and running... Shouldn't relaxing involve less exertion? ANYA: Absolutely. Exertion can lead to sweatiness. TARA: Which can cause the pain and heartbreak of stinkiness. Better to just stay put. WILLOW: I think we've just put our finger on why we're the sidekicks.

~~Buffy vs. Dracula~~

[Drabbles & Short Fiction]

Post "Place Beyond the Rains" Drabbles by thewiggins (Buffy/Spike, G)

Post "Place Beyond the Rains" Drabbles by thewiggins (Buffy/Spike, G)

A Halloween Tradition by angelus2hot (Buffy/Angelus, T)

Unlikely Companions by procrastinationfairy (Tara & Spike, T)

How I Got To Memphis: Togo (Preview) by LudditeRobot (Xander & Rona, T)

This is unbelievable by Bl4ckHunter (Willow/Faith, T)

Moving On by Everfaithful (Xander, Supernatural and Leverag crossover, not rated)

Personal Demons by ErebusBeck (Xander, G)

[Chaptered Fiction]

The Flash: Into the Buffyverse, Chapter 10 by Stand_with_Ward_and_Queen (Faith/Barry Allen, The Flash crossover, T)

what you make, Chapter 37 by The_Eclectic_Bookworm (Giles/Jenny, T)

Star in Darkness Sea, Chapter 14 by Evil_irish_batman (Willow/Tara, M)

The Night Shift, Chapter 7 by hulettwyo (Buffy/Spike, E)

It's Easy Time, Until It's Not, Chapter 7 by hulettwyo (Buffy/Spike, E)

Extra Pickle, Chapter 12 by Alwaysandforevermylove (Buffy/Faith, E)

Slayer Begins, Chapter 18 by BrennaLynn (Buffy/Brce Wayne, Batman crossover, T)

Not One But Two, Chapter 3 by oops_darling (aresvera) (Angel, Spike, Connor, not rated)

Friendly Warning, Chapter 1 by rhodrymavelyne (Lilah Morgan/Sharon Tyler, multiple crossovers, not rated)

Charmed: The Faith Chronicles, Chapter 1 by BrennaLynn (Faih/Buffy, Charmed crossover, T)

2187 Days, Chapter 8 by Irishrose (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Why Are There 26 Letters? Chapter 26 by Indi_Shaw (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Fade Away Again, Chapter 13 by Willow25 (Buffy/Spike, PG)

1922, Chapter 2 by Desicat (Buffy/Spike, R)

It's Easy Time, Until It's Not, Chapter 7 by hulettwyo (Buffy/Spike, Adult Only)

Vacation with a vampire (Sequel to The Sphere) - Part 2, Chapter 10 by Coraline (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Daisy in the Dark, Chapter 5 by Dusty (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

Hold My Hand Even Though I’m a Sinner! Chapter 2 by CheekyKitten (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Piercings, Chapter 1 by MelG_2005 (Buffy/Spike, R)

Whispers In Pegasus, Chapter 5 by calikocat (Xander, Stargate crossover, FR15)

The Hobbit: The Unexpected Companions, Chapter 19 by AragornIIElessar (Willow, Lord of The Rings crossover, FR15)

The Guardians of Magic, Chapter 7 by MarcusSLazarus (Angel, multiple crossovers, FR13)

The Squib, Chapter 1 by Sharie (Joyce, Harry Potter crossover, FR7)

California Dreamin', Chapter 4 by LittleTayy (Buffy/Spike, R)

Speranta Lumii, Chapter 7 by Irishrose (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

2187 Days, Chapters 1-6 by Irishrose (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Perfect Clarity, Chapter 11 by VeroNyxK84 (Buffy/Spike, R)

[Images, Audio & Video]

Artwork: Angel by punksouthie (worksafe)

Artwork: she is the slayer by brujitaz (Buffy, worksafe)

Artwork: Xander by silverhardt (worksafe)

Artwork: I drew the Fuffy scene!! by five-byfive (worksafe)

Icons: Tara Maclay by gothamspride (worksafe)

Icons: lesbian faith pride icons by pridebicons (worksafe)

Icons: bi buffy pride icons by pridebicons (worksafe)

Manip: « I'll need to investigate that for myself. » by l0veisntbrains (remastered comics panels, Buffy/Spike, worksafe)

Playlist: Buffy themed playlist by corvidyus

Fanvid: Wesley Wyndam-Pryce - I'm So Sorry by SlayerVid

Fanvid: spike + buffy (x midnights) | lavender haze by loveisntbrains

[Reviews & Recaps]

6.5 Life Serial by handsofabitterman

BB's Top 50 Most Memorable Scenes in The Buffyverse - Redux (Week 9) by Buffy Summers

Podcast: 7.6 – "Him" by If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

[Recs]

Place Beyond the Rains, Spike/Buffy by thewiggins recced by petzipellepingo

Sprusilla Fic Recs by somekindofadeviant

[Fandom Discussions]

The idea that angelus is a completely distinct person from angel by all-seeing-ifer

Canon makes it too easy to criticize Buffy at times, particularly in season seven by buffysummers

ratings and miscellaneous thoughts on all the characters from Buffy that I can remember by mooshadventuring and confusedguytoo

[The age difference between Jenny (and Olivia) and Giles] by dreadfulcalendarwoman

The real problem is Riley’s deeply rooted insecurity by everything-withers-and-dies

Props to principal Snyder for fully committing to being a spiteful principal by everything-withers-and-dies

It’s about giles and ethan’s eyghon tattoos being exactly the same by pirateboy

Headcanon: BTVS AU where Spike and Drusilla are both at full power and beat Buffy/Scooby Gang by abadbadbrujah

Kendra really was doomed by the narrative to not have a happy ending by corvidyus

I wonder what [Buffy] could feasibly be, or want to be, after the series…? by corvidyus

Characters that don’t even try to push against conditions they see as “just the way things are” and characters that believe in their own self-determination by rose-marshmallow

I think it’s so hot of spuffy that spike never tastes buffy’s blood during their affair by silvermars

I’ll never understand why no one thought to have Dawn go to therapy at the end of season 5 by sunnydale-summers

Does anyone think Jenny added flavour to show? by Benz

Scene breaker - Buffy's mention in Room W/A Vu by Stoney

Buffy in a mental hospital by gmac

Have I been wrong about this scene in Angel for years and years? by flamingopanic

Are the Angel novels worth the read? by holeystgeorge

I just finished [Angel] and I’m so sad by EmuTricky4721

Hidden Adult Jokes in Buffy by baxterhugger

Is Anya Trans? by sybilwrights

Empathy for Riley by dilatory_time

Xander causing the whole musical extravaganza by Madido24

question about angel's time-fold by aminicuspondicus

When does Buffy sleep? by Ivy_2535

Dead man's party by Remarkable_Ad_382

Is it said anywhere when a slayer dies, are the parents told who they were and why they died? by extensionofme

I'm not the biggest Dawn fan but reading this made me realize all the ways in which she contributed by Opening_Knowledge868

Watching Buffy as a growing adult I am noticing how heinous some of the glossed over implications are by Redheadathearttt

I’ve got a theory… [about Slayer powers] by Realistic-Half9670

Which jobs do you associate with each Buffy character? by SubstantialPiano9557

Poll - Which season of Buffy or Angel are you defending? by InfiniteMehdiLove

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[magicalus-godslayer]

He-Man and Skeletor dance

The Goncharov novel origin story

Goncharov - behind the scenes

The most amazing performance

A frog in esophagus story

Simpsons x Death Note

Evolution of trucks

Map of USA

The Dragon and The Princess story

The powerful gothic sorrow

Storm dragon animation

School stories

Drunk Batman

Fairy Doors

William the Fool

My comfort character - Maltazard

My comfort character - Petyr

Birdwatchers in murder mysteries

The christmas Sauron

A Trojan Coffee Machine

Gay romance between villain and spy musical - video

Feasting gods - video

A singing dinosaur - video

Muslim's first christmas

Batman and Joker on skis

Tumblr bell music codes

People are stupid

Man steals Big Ben - video

Amazing insults

70's themed cat funeral

Goths at the beach - video

Korbo the Goblit - half goblin and half hobbit

"Strange Magic" x "Arthur and the Minimoys" crossover ideas

The Top 100 Things I’d Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

What should be first line of every story

Gríma Wormtongue throws things

Doctor Doom kicks butts of Avengers and Fantastic Four

Harley sets up Batman on a date - video

A dinosaur family that is NOT a dinosaur family - video

How you should walk to make people jump out of your way

Grandma versus Death - video

Orchestra members in a horror movie

AO3 writers in Gotham

Punk becomes a cryptid for local family

Tuffnut and the Chicken from HTTYD

The true flexibility of medieval armor - video

Namor the Sub-Mariner isn't a Top

Ominous Statement Generator

Octopuses think bones are horrific

Skeletal affirmations

Hi, I'm Magicalus, your local God of Murder and Godslayer in one! I'm also a Protector of Nazgûls, a Batjokes Shipper, the Lover of Graz'zt, Keeper of Ghostfaces, a Miraculous Ladybug Fan, a Discworld Reader and the Enthusiast Of Skull-Faced Dudes.

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Important posts that I don't want to lose (you may want to check them out):

The beginning of my photo figures series.

My ted talk about Jack Napier from “Tales From the Dark Multiverse: Batman: Hush”

Joker who doesn't like cold.

Ghostface Gang vs The Collector video

Joker in scientist outfit

Joker who needs a hug.

Batman didn't have a choice and have to save the Joker.

The Batman Chronicles: Bloopers - video

Deadpool: The Smartest Man Alive - video

Unusual Batjokes in "Elseworld’s Finest: Supergirl & Batgirl"

A Vecna from "Stranger Things" song - video.

Interview with Anthony Misiano - the King of Joker Cosplayers!

Second interview with Anthony Misiano

Another interview with Anthony Misiano

Interview with Anthony Misiano (and some Harley Quinn) about Arkham City by Clark Kent

My love to "One Operation Joker"

One Operation Joker #1

A cute Nazgûl blanket burrito

A Fellowship of the Nazgûls

Poor Nazgûl vs horrible goose

Meet the Nazgûl comics

A Gotham Gazette page

The cutest Joker with bare feet

Gollum game gameplay - they have Nazgûls!!!

Joker wish that Batman licked his shoe

Two morons in the rain - video

The Scarecrow p0rn

Sanctuary in library - writing prompt

Worst villains on isle - writing prompt

AMAZING costumes in "Veneciafrenia"

A beginning of epic battle with a possum

Inuit Little Mermaid

Batman gets turned into a frisbee

Slashers in the amusement park

The funniest Batpost ever

Funny Bane

What if Ghost Rider

15 funniest moments of Spider-Man

Tradition of washing vampires to call the rain

How is it to be on Tumblr

The most precious skeleton

Cat mermaids

The Cockroach Killer legacy

The Horror Ringmaster and an Artist

[hacash]

writer ask game! tagged by the delightful @itsthecamouflage

what's your all-time favorite ship? uh...probably faramir x eowyn? it changes all the time though

how many works do you have on ao3? 24

what's your total ao3 word count?  222, 787

what are your top five fics by kudos?

• Only The Welsh Can Cwtch (Ted Lasso) Kudos: 249

• Too Much Information (LOTR) Kudos 132

• Doing Better (Ted Lasso) Kudos 122

• A Shadow And A Thought (LOTR) Kudos 115

• On Purpose (Ted Lasso) Kudos 91

do you reply to comments, why or why not? yes: it always gets me happy when someone replies to mine so I try to pay it forward

fic you've written with the angstiest ending? oof, tricky - I seem to remember writing some pretty angsty batman fic back in the day, but I think out of the stuff on AO3 probably Home Fires Burning (alas for Lotho’s never-achieved redemption!)

fic you've written with the happiest ending? most of mine have happy endings but An Unexpected Courtship had mistaken identity, fake dating, a whole lotta angst and putting Pippin through the absolute wringer before giving him a happy ending, so that felt like the best-achieved happy ending.

do you write crossovers? not that much, although I yammer a fair bit about the possibility of crossovers on here

have you ever received hate on a fic? not yet, give it time

do you write smut? if so what kind? I write smutty moments in longer fics - I seem to be developing a tendency for enthusiastic and sexy consent which is not a bad thing to specialise in I suppose

have you ever had a fic stolen? not to my knowledge

have you ever had a fic translated? I don’t think so

have you ever co-written a fic before? yeeaars ago I’m not even sure I can remember what it was about!

what’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will? so help me God, I will complete This Slanted Light if it kills me. the Robin Hood fic that I abandoned like two chapters before completion haunts my dreams tho

what are your writing strengths? dialogue and a tendency to get way too in depth with characterisation

what are your writing weaknesses? so long. too long.

what are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic? I’ll try my hand at small snippets but tbh I don’t trust online translators so I’ll usually just write ‘they said in X’ to make sure I don’t cock anything up

what was the first fandom you wrote for? Lord of the Rings; and still going strong babeyy

what's your favorite fic you've written? This Slanted Light. It’s all about the four hobbits coming home and leading the rising of the Shire, coping with the traumas of the War of the Ring, and Sam/Merry/Pip’s eventual romances with their wives, and it is a freaking labour of love. It’s something I’ve wanted to write since I first read the books and delves into every cheesy trope I’ve ever wanted to put in a fic, so ofc I love it :)

tagging @kamillahn, @too-tookish-to-care, @bibliothekara, @hippity-hoppity-brigade, and anyone else who wants in

[choking-on-your-aspirations]

I was tagged by @madeofsplinters. Main post under a cut for length.

How many works do you have on AO3? 

54 currently, of which 30 are actually completed.

What’s your total AO3 word count? 

1,761,838 words. (I have been really productive over this last year, but overall that’s about 10 years worth of work.)

How many fandoms have you written for and what are they? 

Quite a lot of fandoms, actually looking at it now. I’ll split it into major works and minor works:

Fandoms where I’ve written long fic or multiple fic:

Star Wars, MDZS/The Untamed, Hannibal, MCU, Jurassic Park (lol), Sherlock BBC (back in the dark times), Lovecraft (a crossover with Hannibal), ATLA, Transformers, a Good Omens/SPN/Sandman Comics crossover, Terminator Salvation (also lol), LOTR/The Hobbit.

Fandoms where I’ve just written a drabble or short fic, or an unfinished fic that’s only a few chapters:

Doctor Who, Critical Role, Night Vale, the Witcher (video game universe), X-Men First Class, Watchmen comic, White Collar, Rock’N’Rolla (movie), Fight Club (movie), Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Indiana Jones, Inception, Batman.

What are your top five fics by kudos?

1. The Mongoose Hunts The Snake, 9040 kudos as of this post, 8k words, Hannibal AU where Will is also a serial killer from the start.

2. Dating Will Graham Should Not Be This Hard, 2995 kudos, 10k, Hannibal 5+1 fic of foiled dating attempts.

3. Twin Sunrise, 1685 kudos, 300k+ of Star Wars AU that would be... hard to summarise here.

4 The New Sith Order, 1590 kudos, 330k+ of even more Star Wars AU where Luke Skywalker was captured by the Imperial Inquisitors and ends up breaking the Dark Side and creating a found family.

5. Vampyr, 1018 kudos, 5k, Hannibal is a vampire AU.

Do you respond to comments, why or why not? 

I sometimes reply to comments and sometimes don’t, it really depends on if I can think of something to say in reply. Sometimes the only response I have is “thank you very much” and I don’t want to post that a bunch of times under every comment.

What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending? 

Generally most of my fic has happy endings - or happy for the POV characters at least. I think Vampyr and Misericorde are fairly angsty.

What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending? 

Again that’s most of them I think, even if it ends up being happy in a slightly complicated way! Hard to say which is most “happy”. The ending of Twin Sunrise is happy for a large number of characters outside of the main ones, so I’ll say that.

Do you write crossovers? If yes, what’s the craziest thing you’ve written? 

Absolutly I do! A well done crossover is one of my favourite things to read. I think The Man In The Long Black Coat is the most ambitious crossover in terms of getting three different vaguely related canons to work in one shared universe. 

Have you ever received hate on a fic? 

Kind of. I had only one “hate” comment under a fic I posted on not my main account, but it was honestly kind of funny because it was a wall of text which meant they’d clearly read a lot of something they apparently hated.

Aside from that, I have had people fighting in the comments with each other over the correct interpretation of character’s actions (it was Star Wars fandom. this should not be surprising). I actually like this because it means I’ve written both sides of a conflict well enough that people are taking different sides, not just one “obvious” side.

Do you write smut? If so what kind? 

Occasionally if I’m in the mood for it. Generally M/M. Not sure I’ve ever written anything else actually, but I might if I was inspired.

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not to my knowledge.

Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yes, Gate of Horn and Ivory has a Chinese translation. Why this fic in particular? I have no idea.

Have you ever co-written a fic?

Technically back in my Livejournal days I tried this with someone, but I don’t think it really went that well.

What’s your all time favourite ship?

This is impossible to answer because it changes depending on the fandom I’m into at the time! Also I ship multiple ships in each fandom. Hannigram is pretty good tho.

What’s a WIP you want to finish but don’t think you ever will? 

Every WIP? I think Ice-Blessed, although my interest in the MCU these days is pretty low. However people were really interested in that fic at the time and it has way more kudos and subs than it really should for only having 2 chapters.

What’s your writing strengths?

Characterisation and being able to write multiple points of view with nuance. Writing both sides of a conflict as having reasonable points. Long and intricate plots.

What’s your writing weaknesses?

Keeping things short. Although I’ve managed a few fics under 10k, 11 out of 54 of my fics are above 50k and a lot of the ones below that would need to go above that line to be anywhere near finished.

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in fic?

Depends. If it’s a couple of words put in that can be guessed with context, fine. Or if the author can do those handy hyperlinks that give the translation if you hover. Otherwise, what is the purpose of writing something most readers will have to go to google translate to understand?

What was the first fandom you wrote for?

Not on AO3, but I wrote (on paper! never published!) some Legolas based fic when the first LOTR came out. I also had some bad, cringy Hellboy and House MD fanfic on FF.net back in the 2000s.

What’s your favourite fic you’ve written?

Another questions that’s hard to answer! I think most of my Hannibal fic holds up well when I go back and re-read it.

I really don’t know who to tag on this, so whoever is interested in this quiz please do it!

[fanpom-imagines]

Masterlist

DCEU (also comics)

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Kingsman

Knives Out (2019)

Lord of The Rings Trilogy

MCU (Including: Deadpool, Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse & X-Men included)

Now You See Me

Star Trek (Reboots)

Star Wars (Including Rogue One and Han Solo Movie)

The Hobbit Trilogy

The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015)

American Gods

Band of Brothers (2002)

Bates Motel

BBC Sherlock

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

Doctor Who

DC Comics (Young Justice, Animations, Titans & Doom Patrol, Arrow, The Flash, DC’s Legends of Tomorrow, also comics)

Elite

Game of Thrones

Generation Kill (2008)

Hollywood (2020)

MCU (Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist & Punisher)

My Babysitters a Vampire

NBC Hannibal

Peaky Blinders

Stranger Things

Supernatural

Teen Wolf

The Pacific (2010)

The Witcher

Turn: Washington’s Spies

Umbrella Academy

Assassin’s Creed (1, Ezio Trilogy, 3, Black Flag, Unity, & Syndicate)

Batman Arkham Series

BioShock Series

Call of Duty (MW, MW2, BO 2, Ghosts, WWII, & Infinite Warfare)

Detroit: Become Human

Dragon Age Series

Fallout (3, 4, & New Vegas)

Far Cry (5)

Mass Effect Series

Outer Worlds

Red Dead Redemption 2

The Elder Scrolls (Oblivion & Skyrim)

The Witcher 2 & 3

Red vs Blue

I will do smuts and crossovers. 

I will NOT do things related to rape, self-harm, underages sexual activity and things related to these topics (message me if you have questions about it). 

Just understand that I’m not comfortable with some topics and others aren’t as well. 

Also just because I have done imagines for a fandom it does not mean I do them anymore. 

I also don’t do real people just the characters or people actors may portray.

And last, but not least the gifs I post are never mine I just find them on google images. 

[queenofmoons67]

Writing Tag Game

thank you @bookdancerfics for tagging me!

AO3 name: Queen_of_Moons67

Fandoms: ooh boy there’s a lot. in order of most fics to least: AkaYona, Teen Wolf, BNHA, Daiya no Ace, SPN, Hardy Boys, Avengers, Merlin, Percy Jackson, Batman, the Hobbit, Harry Potter, YOI, the Musketeers, Double Decker!, the Librarians, Alex Rider, FMAB, MDZS, Iron Man, LOTR, Tiger and Bunny, SAO, Leverage, Young Justice

Tropes: crossovers, hurt/comfort, fluff, AU, time travel, dimensional travel, character gets turned into [x], soulmates, cuddling for warmth, arranged marriage, flower shop, just cuddling in general actually (characters literally sleeping together is how i end a lot of fics), hostage situation, sick fic, pack bonding

Number of fics: 72 on AO3! plus a ton more on FFN that i never transferred over

Fic I spent the most time on: i’m not actually sure about this one? i started writing my “We Are the Challengers (Plus Ultra!)” series (Daiya; Eijun has a lion/cat quirk AU) almost two years ago, but i haven’t been writing it consistently. “Write Your Letters in the Sand” (SPN; Sam starts time traveling to the past during his most hurt and/or angstiest moments), on the other hand, i wrote pretty consistently for for a year

Fic I spent the least time on: “Legends” (short AkaYona platonic soulmate AU)

Longest Fic: “Write Your Letters in the Sand” is 30k, but if you include unposted chapters for “We Are the Challengers (Plus Ultra!),” the series is almost 42k!

Shortest Fic: “Legends” is only 128 words

Most hits: “Write Your Letters in the Sand,” by far! it has almost 11k on AO3, and almost 107k on FFN!

Most kudos: “Write Your Letters in the Sand” has 601 kudos!

Most comment threads: “Write Your Letters in the Sand” has 108 comment threads

Total word count: 179k on AO3; FFN is skewed high b/c it includes the ANs, but 336k on there

Favourite fic I wrote: this changes almost every time i post something new, but right now it’s “something wild (calls you home)” (Tiger and Bunny; Kotetsu gets turned into a dog)

Fic you want to rewrite/expand on: ok, wow, i actually have a lot of these. the three i immediately think of though:

“The World Knows Our Name”; a 4.5k Teen Wolf future fic that i wrote before season six, it explores the McCall Pack dealing with the entire world finding out werewolves exist. it features pack dynamics, good alpha!Scott, the news, and politics. i got so many requests to turn it into a full-length fic. i was so touched and inspired at the time, but never actually did anything with it b/c i was already working on other things. but i’ve always wanted to go back and both expand the McCall Pack side of things, and explore a social media outsider POV on the events happening

“Our Kingdom Come,” a 1390 word AkaYona fic that was always meant to be a long fic. it’s an arranged marriage AU for YonaLili; i had the beginning ready, and really wanted to share it, so when one of the prompts for 2019′s AkaYona Ladies Week happened to fit... yeah. i worked it into a one-shot. i don’t know if i’ll ever expand it--i’ve never tried to do tackle a complete reworking of canon like that before--but boy do i want to

“Entwined”; speaking of complete reworkings of canon... “Entwined” is less than 300 words of another AkaYona AU. i posted the very beginning of it, which just seems like a “Soo-won actually kills Yona before her and Hak can escape the castle” story. but it... well. it’s a lot more complicated than that, in that Soo-won just implies he killed Yona. he’s actually holding her captive / keeping her “safe” (this is the guy who once promised to be Yona’s new mother, after all; he’s not going to just kill her b/c Kye-sook says so), but everyone else thinks she’s dead.

the storyline would eventually devolve into Hak leading a dark, vengeance-seeking Happy Hungry Bunch, while Yona fights to escape with the help of a few canon friends. probably endgame HakYona. the written up plot synopsis i have in my folder is longer than the itty bitty bit i’ve already posted, guys

Share a bit of a WIP or a story idea you’re planning on: uuuuuh ok, so most of my WIPs are either already being posted (in which case i don’t want to spoil them) or being kept Secret till posting. but there is one fic that i really want to get back to some time, even if i’m not sure when. right now it just consists of some ideas, so here’s a summary!

BNHA KiriBaku Fantasy AU.

Bakugou doesn’t know that every now and then, dragons will shed their old scales one at a time until they’ve all been replaced with new ones. It’s not something they really advertise—whether it be vanity, the instinct not to talk about momentary weaknesses, or something else entirely—and Kiri is no different when he starts to shed his scales for the first time since he met Bakugou.

Cue Bakugou being worried because DAMMIT SHITTY SCALES, he keeps finding them all over the place, and he doubts they just go back on!

Tagging @tinydemondragon and anyone else who wants to!

[ao3feed-fromdusktilldawn]

December Kisses

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2ZkaheR

by MadameBaggio

The Crackship Fleet is back! This time we have looooots of kisses.

Words: 422, Chapters: 1/44, Language: English

Series: Part 5 of The Crackship Fleet

Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017), The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015), The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (TV), Tomb Raider (Movie 2018), Wonder Woman (2017), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), Chronicles of Narnia - All Media Types, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, The Originals (TV), From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Kingsman (Movies), Gossip Girl (TV 2007), Teen Wolf (TV), IT (Movies - Muschietti), Stranger Things (TV 2016), Daredevil (TV), Batman - All Media Types, John Wick (Movies), Dredd (2012), The 100 (TV), Aquaman (2018), Supernatural, Wynonna Earp (TV), The Huntsman (Movies), Merlin (TV), Boondock Saints (Movies), Anna (2019), Transporter (Movies), Atomic Blonde (2017), Sucker Punch (2011), Priest (2011), Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013), Hellboy (Movies 2004-2008), Maleficent (Disney Movies), Labyrinth (1986), Killjoys (TV), Arrow (TV 2012), A Discovery of Witches (TV), Constantine (TV), Conan the Barbarian (2011), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, Underworld (Movies), G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra (2009), Hitman: Agent 47 (2015), Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), Batwoman (TV 2019), G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013), Hobbs & Shaw (2019), Charlie's Angels (2019), The A-Team (2010), RED (Movies), Eleventh Hour (US TV), Triple Frontier (2019), The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003), King Arthur (2004)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Multi

Characters: Sansa Stark, Vortigern (King Arthur: Legend of the Sword), Arthur (King Arthur: Legend of the Sword), Robb Stark, Brunnhilde | Valkyrie (Marvel), Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Miriam "Midge" Maisel, Napoleon Solo, Lara Croft, Diana (Wonder Woman), Erik Lehnsherr, Susan Pevensie, James T. Kirk, Rey (Star Wars), Klaus Mikaelson, Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa, Skye | Daisy Johnson, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Stiles Stilinski, Blair Waldorf, Eleven | Jane Hopper, Beverly Marsh, Selina Kyle, Matt Murdock, James "Bucky" Barnes, Lydia Martin, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), John Wick, Darcy Lewis, Derek Hale, Octavia Blake, Joseph Dredd, Maria Hill, Merlin (Kingsman), Loki (Marvel), Thranduil (Tolkien), Mera (DCU), Steve Rogers, Wynonna Earp, Dean Winchester, Clarke Griffin, Daenerys Targaryen, Morgana (Merlin), Ravenna (The Huntsman), Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus, Anna Poliatova, Lorraine Broughton, Frank Martin, Baby Doll (Sucker Punch), Priest (Priest), Gretel (Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters), Nuada (Hellboy), Margaery Tyrell, Roan (The 100), Jareth (Labyrinth), Maleficent (Disney), Dutch | Yalena Yardeen, Leonard "Bones" McCoy, Felicity Smoak, Sam Winchester, Diana Bishop, John Constantine, Freya (The Huntsman), Conan the Cimmerian, Leo Fitz, Roxy Morton | Lancelot, Jemma Simmons, Lucian (Underworld), Tamara (Conan the Barbarian), Katia van Dees, Snake-Eyes, Rosa Diaz, Kate Kane, Darth Maul, Alison "Lady Jaye" R. Hart-Burnett, Faramir (Son of Denethor II), Jon Snow, Hattie Shaw, Jane Kano, Templeton "Faceman" Peck, Han Cho Bai, Jacob Hood, Santiago "Pope" Garcia, Selene (Underworld), Mina Harker, Brienne of Tarth, Dagonet (King Arthur 2004)

Relationships: Sansa Stark/Vortigern (King Arthur: Legend of the Sword), Arthur (King Arthur: Legend of the Sword)/Robb Stark, Brunnhilde | Valkyrie (Marvel)/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Miriam "Midge" Maisel/Napoleon Solo, Lara Croft/Diana (Wonder Woman), Erik Lehnsherr/Susan Pevensie, James T. Kirk/Rey (Star Wars), Klaus Mikaelson/Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa, Skye | Daisy Johnson/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Stiles Stilinski/Blair Waldorf, Eleven | Jane Hopper/Beverly Marsh, Selina Kyle/Matt Murdock, James "Bucky" Barnes/Lydia Martin, Natasha Romanov/John Wick, Darcy Lewis/Derek Hale, Octavia Blake/Joseph Dredd, Maria Hill/Merlin (Kingsman), Loki (Marvel)/Thranduil (Tolkien), Mera (DCU)/Steve Rogers, Wynonna Earp/Dean Winchester, Clarke Griffin/Daenerys Targaryen, Morgana (Merlin)/Ravenna (The Huntsman), Connor MacManus/Murphy MacManus/Anna Poliatova, Lorraine Broughton/Frank Martin, Baby Doll (Sucker Punch)/Priest (Priest), Gretel (Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters)/Nuada (Hellboy), Margaery Tyrell/Roan (The 100), Jareth (Labyrinth)/Maleficent (Disney), Dutch | Yalena Yardeen/Leonard "Bones" McCoy, Felicity Smoak/Sam Winchester, Diana Bishop/John Constantine, Freya (The Huntsman)/Conan The Cimmerian, Leo Fitz/Roxy Morton | Lancelot/Jemma Simmons, Lucian (Underworld)/Tamara (Conan the Barbarian), Katia Van Dees/Snake-Eyes, Rosa Diaz/Kate Kane, Darth Maul/Alison "Lady Jaye" R. Hart-Burnett, Faramir (Son of Denethor II)/Jon Snow, Hattie Shaw/Jane Kano, Templeton "Faceman" Peck/Han Cho Bai, Jacob Hood/Santiago "Pope" Garcia, Selene (Underworld)/Mina Harker, Brienne of Tarth/Dagonet (King Arthur 2004)

Additional Tags: Crack, Fluff and Crack, crackshipping, Crackship Fleet, Crossover, Multiple Crossovers, Crossover Pairings, Cross-Posted on Tumblr, Snippets, Kissing

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2ZkaheR

[madamebaggio]

Hi! What are the fandoms that you write snippets for? ^^

Well, lately I’ve been writing mostly for:

Star Trek (Based on the new movies), 

Killjoys (TV), 

Labyrinth (1986), 

Maleficent (Disney Movies), 

Snow White and The Huntsman (Movies), 

The 100 (TV), 

Game of Thrones (TV), 

Supernatural, 

Wynonna Earp (TV), 

Dredd (2012), 

Marvel Cinematic Universe, 

John Wick (Movies), 

Daredevil (TV), 

Batman (mostly movie based), 

Teen Wolf (TV), 

Stranger Things (TV 2016),

IT (Movies - Muschietti), 

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), 

Kingsman (Movies), 

From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series, 

The Originals (TV), 

Star Wars, 

X-Men (movies or cartoon related), 

Chronicles of Narnia (mostly movie based), 

Tomb Raider (Movies), 

DC Cinematic Universe, 

The Hobbit (mostly movie related), 

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (TV), 

The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015), 

Atomic Blonde (2017), 

Transporter (Movies), 

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017), 

Gossip Girl, 

Boondock Saints (Movies), 

Anna (2019), 

Priest (2011), 

Sucker Punch (2011), 

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013), 

Hellboy (Movies) 

However, I’ve been known to write Harry Potter, Covenant, Anne with an E. 

I will write about any fandom that I feel I have a good grasp to write about, so only things that I’ve seen (so I don’t write Walking Dead, Vikings or anything related to the DC TV shows).

I love crossovers so I don’t mind trying to figure out how to make Margaery Tyrell meet Captain America or something of the type... lol

But I never EVER write abusive relationships of any kind. And I’m doing this for the fluff, so fluff it is.

You can also go here for more information ;)

[ao3feed-daredevil]

Sharing Beds in November

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2OrLEZM

by MadameBaggio

The Crackship Fleet is back once again. We have a few new ships and they’ll all be sharing a bed (platonic or not so much).

Words: 551, Chapters: 4/37, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of The Crackship Fleet

Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Killjoys (TV), Labyrinth (1986), Maleficent (Disney Movies), The Huntsman (Movies), Merlin (TV), The 100 (TV), Game of Thrones (TV), Supernatural, Wynonna Earp (TV), Dredd (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe, John Wick (Movies), Daredevil (TV), Batman - All Media Types, Teen Wolf (TV), Stranger Things (TV 2016), IT (Movies - Muschietti), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Kingsman (Movies), From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series, The Originals (TV), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), Chronicles of Narnia - All Media Types, Tomb Raider (Movie 2018), Wonder Woman (2017), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (TV), The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015), Atomic Blonde (2017), Transporter (Movies), King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017), Gossip Girl (TV 2007), Boondock Saints (Movies), Anna (2019), Priest (2011), Sucker Punch (2011), Aquaman (2018), Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013), Hellboy (Movies 2004-2008), Arrow (TV 2012), A Discovery of Witches (TV), Constantine (TV), Conan the Barbarian (2011), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, Underworld (Movies), G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra (2009), Hitman: Agent 47 (2015)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Multi

Characters: Gretel (Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters), Nuada (Hellboy), Mera (DCU), Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Lydia Martin, Margaery Tyrell, Roan (The 100), Priest (Priest), Baby Doll (Sucker Punch), Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus, Anna Poliatova, Maria Hill, Merlin (Kingsman), Arthur (King Arthur: Legend of the Sword), Robb Stark, Stiles Stilinski, Blair Waldorf, Sansa Stark, Vortigern (King Arthur: Legend of the Sword), Lorraine Broughton, Frank Martin, Napoleon Solo, Miriam "Midge" Maisel, Loki (Marvel), Thranduil (Tolkien), Brunnhilde | Valkyrie (Marvel), Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Lara Croft, Diana (Wonder Woman), Erik Lehnsherr, Susan Pevensie, James T. Kirk, Rey (Star Wars), Klaus Mikaelson, Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa, Skye | Daisy Johnson, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Eleven | Jane Hopper, Beverly Marsh, Darcy Lewis, Derek Hale, Selina Kyle, Matt Murdock, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), John Wick, Octavia Blake, Joseph Dredd, Wynonna Earp, Dean Winchester, Clarke Griffin, Daenerys Targaryen, Morgana (Merlin), Ravenna (The Huntsman), Jareth (Labyrinth), Maleficent (Disney), Dutch | Yalena Yardeen, Leonard "Bones" McCoy, Felicity Smoak, Sam Winchester, Diana Bishop, John Constantine, Freya (The Huntsman), Conan the Cimmerian, Lucian (Underworld), Tamara (Conan the Barbarian 2011), Katia van Dees, Snake-Eyes

Relationships: Gretel (Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters)/Nuada (Hellboy), Mera (DCU)/Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes/Lydia Martin, Margaery Tyrell/Roan (The 100), Priest (Priest)/Baby Doll (Sucker Punch), Connor MacManus/Murphy MacManus/Anna Poliatova (Anna 2019), Maria Hill/Merlin (Kingsman), Arthur (King Arthur: Legend of the Sword)/Robb Stark, Stiles Stilinski/Blair Waldorf, Sansa Stark/Vortigern (King Arthur: Legend of the Sword), Lorraine Broughton/Frank Martin, Napoleon Solo/Miriam "Midge" Maisel, Loki (Marvel)/Thranduil (Tolkien), Lara Croft/Diana (Wonder Woman), Erik Lehnsherr/Susan Pevensie, James T. Kirk/Rey (Star Wars), Klaus Mikaelson/Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa, Skye | Daisy Johnson/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Eleven | Jane Hopper/Beverly Marsh, Darcy Lewis/Derek Hale, Selina Kyle/Matt Murdock, Natasha Romanov/John Wick, Octavia Blake/Joseph Dredd, Wynonna Earp/Dean Winchester, Clarke Griffin/Daenerys Targaryen, Morgana (Merlin)/Ravenna (The Huntsman), Jareth (Labyrinth)/Maleficent (Disney), Dutch | Yalena Yardeen/Leonard "Bones" McCoy, Felicity Smoak/Sam Winchester, Diana Bishop/John Constantine, Freya/Conan the Cimmerian, Roxy Morton | Lancelot/Leo Fitz/Jemma Simmons, Faramir (Son of Denethor II)/Jon Snow, Lucian (Underworld)/Tamara (Conan 2011), Katia Van Dees/Snake Eyes, Brunnhilde | Valkyrie/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies)

Additional Tags: Crack, crackshipping, Cross-Posted on Tumblr, Crossover, Crossover Pairings, Crackship Fleet, Snippets, Sharing a Bed, Fluff

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2OrLEZM

[verycorrectlotr]

...Bilbo for the ask meme?

a song that reminds me of them: “coming home” by sheppard for the hobbit but “thunderstruck” by AC/DC for lotr (yes that choice is based entirely off his terrifying FACE scene in fotr. you know the one)

what they smell like: fabric softener and baked bread

an otp: bagginshield. but i can see the appeal of boffins.

a notp: bilbo x gandalf makes me so weirded out none of that please.

favorite platonic/familial relationships: will bilbo and frodo ever not make me smile? also bilbo messing around and generally wreaking havoc with merry and pippin is so heartwarming. ALSO bilbo and lobelia’s passive-aggressive insult war is such a funny relationship.

a headcanon that is popular in the fandom but that i disagree with: i don’t think bilbo would have gone back to erebor, given the chance. it would be too painful; i think that’s why he extended a lifelong invitation for the company to visit him, but never waited for the same invitation from them.

the position they sleep in: on his back with his old quilts and throw pillows bundled up around and on top of him. he has a distinctive sleeping bitch face.

a crossover au i’d love to see them in: all i want from life is for bilbo to meet batman.

my favorite outfit they’ve ever worn: all of his outfits are so good but. the one at the very end of botfa, when he has adopted the dwarven aesthetic entirely- good shit.

[worryinglyinnocent]

Questions - 1, 6 and 28

1. What was the first fandom you got involved in? 

Like the vast majority of people I know, it was Harry Potter. 

I wrote a lot of parody fic taking the piss out of the Death Eaters. It was a fun time, and I have never been able to write parody fic for anything else. 

6. List your OTP from each fandom you’ve been involved in.

Oh good grief. This is going to be a long list. 

Harry Potter: Remus/Tonks, Remus/Sirius, Bill/Fleur, Neville/Luna

Twilight (I was young, we all had a phase, so sue me): Esme/Carlisle

Phantom of the Opera: Erik/Christine, Raoul/Meg

Batman: Harley/Ivy

SGU: Rush/Chloe, Rush/Gloria, TJ/Varro

The Hobbit (Jackson films): Thorin/Dwalin

X-Men (film’verse): Rogue/Logan (grown-up Rogue), Rogue/Kitty (teen Rogue), Azazel/Raven

LOST: Too many to count. I ship everyone with everyone and I ship them hard, but for my absolute favourites then Claire/Desmond, Sawyer/Juliet, Claire/Hurley, Miles/Richard. It would be quicker to list my Notps for this one. 

OUAT: Rumbelle, Royal Warriors, Swanfire, Sea Devil, Dragon Queen, Curious Archer

This doesn’t include crossover anyelle/anyem pairings, because I have a lot of those too...

 28. If someone were to draw a piece of fanart for your story, which story would it be and what would the picture be of?

Oh man, I can see this one so clearly. It’s Maison Rouge, chapter nineteen, this moment here:

“Rum!”

Belle’s shout from above them jerked Emma out of her reverie and she followed Gold out of the auditorium back into the bar to see Belle making her way down the ladder from the upper levels; Alice and Ruby followed her down and Belle rushed over to Gold. Her face was dirty from the charred dust, and there were tear tracks down her cheeks, but she was smiling.

“Rum, look!”

She unzipped her jacket and there, like a rescued puppy, was Mr Ted. A little dirty and worse for wear, but unharmed.

“The mirror fell over onto him,” Belle explained, pulling the old toy out of her jacket and presenting him to Gold. “It must have protected him from the flames.”

“Oh Belle…”

Gold took the bear from her, wrapping his arms around her petite frame and slanting his mouth over hers. Emma didn’t think that she had ever seen Belle and Gold be so ostentatious in their affections towards each other; they were usually very discreet as a result of living in an environment shared with so many other people, but now they were kissing with a passionate desperation, as if they’d been separated for months.

It’s probably my favourite piece of my own writing. 

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