#bathroom plumbers

[pianokantzart]

Listen, you all know I love The Super Mario Brothers Movie, but it is clear that nobody in the animation studio or the writers room knew anything about plumbing.

[egberts]

nevermind they're not digging up the yard anymore because we don't need 3 feet of replacement we apparently need 30!!! because the pipes outside are from when the house was built!! in 1959!!!! they're made of clay and they're collapsing

[itshomobirb]

2 memories i feel like sharing, & some backstory context: so my ass has been spayed, and healthy people take 6-8 weeks to fully recover from getting spayed. i, chronically ill, took longer. as with any abdominal surgery, they told me "no lifting over 10lb u could tear ur stitches." and for reference, my cats are 12 lb wonders.

so im chilling in bed. ~4 weeks after surgery. and my mother starts SCREAMING my name. like "OH MY GOD BORB COME IN HERE NOW QUICK QUICK HURRY OH GOD." so i do, albeit slowly because, you know, still recovering from major surgery. she's freaking out about one of my cats, who looks entirely normal. oh but he ~suddenly stopped~ and ~twisted his body~ i don't know if he's going to be ok. one mother panic attack and one emergency vet visit later (with my mother's help bc i couldn't lift my cat due to lifting restrictions) : he had flea dirt on his hind legs. he was twisting around to lick around his arse. cool 👍 (ofc my mother, on the ride back from the vet, tried to tell me NOT to give the kids flea meds, she doesn't know what kind of ~health ramifications~ flea meds can have if *gasp* the kids don't actually have fleas)

around the same time period, i get woken up by my mother screaming "HELP HELP HELP!!" the first day it happens, she stops within ~15 seconds, and i hear my parents talking before i fall back asleep. find out later the mechanism for moving the window panels up & down in the bathroom broke, so the top panel had trapped her fingers a la guillotine style. my parents joke "well borb if you hear your mother screaming... her fingers are probably trapped 😂." can you guess what happens next. my father was gone the next day, and guess who got her fingers trapped AGAIN by the bathroom window. so i get woken up by her screaming, and i have to help dislodge the window around her bare naked ass. and sure, i have sympathy because i bet it was really painful. but like. are you fucking stupid. my father had to literally childproof the window by installing a screw so the guillotine panel would catch against the other panel so fingers wouldn't get trapped. just so my mother wouldn't get her fingers trapped again. we all knew that if it wasn't there, she would 1000% get her fingers trapped again. but *im* supposedly the incompetent fuck up that NEEDS to be told exactly what to do just in case i, idk, have an independent thought.

[sleepinglionhearts]

What do you MEAN I'm feeling sick now when I definitely need to be working and making up hours whAT DO YOU MEAN,,

[voodootoken]

VoodooToken - it's fixed! Windows 95 Fan Art Inspired by our Orginal Doll

[svtskneecaps]

personally i think the best way to get everyone out of the way during the squad vacation to brazil is for forever to announce the completion of his prison, ""randomly"" draw the names of the members who are leaving (or they volunteer), and then say "okay cool test it out for me and let me know how it goes!!" and they get tp'd into prison and summarily kicked from the server.

[cscuro]

jegulus but regulus’ magic accidentally made the pipes burst so here comes wizard handyman james to the rescue. after that things start to fall apart in grimmauld place quite frequently.

[mabelsguidetolife]

STUPID BROKEN HOUSE

[waverleyconstruction]

At Waverley Construction in Edinburgh, we offer a bespoke bathroom design service. We can also fit new bathrooms and electric showers. Whatever you need, our plumbers and electricians are available to complete your project.

[mrrooterpanamacity]

Bathroom Remodeling services in Panama City, FL - (850) 250-0906

Mr. Rooter of Northwest Florida provides all of your septic and plumbing needs with reliable and fast service. There are no overtime charges; it's upfront pricing, 24/7 service, and experienced technicians.

Mr. Rooter Plumbing of NW Florida 920 N E Ave Panama City, FL 32401 (850) 250-0906 https://www.mrrooter.com/northwest-florida

[heavenlydreamangelflyhigh]

fucking up this jamoca cappuccino blast from br while listening to cibo matto. im going to impale myself on yhis straw because i am Half Asleep

[constructionestimatingservice]

[nudibutch]

i am so powerful i installed 3 new shower liners on our shitty clawfoot tub shower rod ring thing even with my fucked up collar bone AND we now have a pulldown shower head so i can rinse the tub 😭

[consolecadet]

I may be sick from antibiotics rn, but nothing could ever compare to summer 2019, when I did a course of antibiotics while traveling to take care of a friend who was having top surgery, and wound up having the worst diarrhea of my life like every few hours in an Airbnb where the bathroom had no door, just a curtain

[billowyy]

Our Flag Means Death Fic Recs 5

Here are some of my favorite fics I've read. Go read and give these creators some love! Other recs

An Ever-Fixed Mark by sunspeckfreckle (childrenofthesun) @sunspeckfreckle (Ed/Izzy)

"Well, he's your husband," he said, like that was something completely normal to say. "He's a rather vital aspect to your marriage, I would have thought."

Ed boggled at him. "What? Izzy and I aren't married."

Stede makes an incorrect (?) assumption about Ed and Izzy's relationship, which helps Ed make some discoveries about his feelings for Izzy. Other discoveries are made along the way and it ends in such a lovely way. I looooove this fic. I usually don't like miscommunication but this was so well done. I love these guys.

I once believed love would be black and white (but it's golden) by Quaker_Kitchen_Witch @quaker-kitchen-witch (Stede/Ed; Stede & Alma)

Stede and Ed are having a baby and Alma is having some feelings about it.

Modern AU! Trans Stede! A really lovely fic with lovely Stede and Alma moments.

At Home with You by Milien_the_Gremlin (Ed/Izzy)

"It's time for Izzy to take care of Edward for once, which is totally new to him."

Tender!!! Izzy goes to Edward to spend some time together, and finds that Edward is the one who needs to be taken care of. They love each other! Soft!

Between the chorus and the verse by emzash (Ed/Izzy)

Ed and Izzy's marriage is rocky, to say the least. Ed realizes he needs and wants to be a better husband for Izzy and, well, he's getting there. They'll be okay.

OHHH I loved this. Izzy has friends! I love when he has people. Ed loves him!!

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

finally got .3 seconds of healing purrs by forcibly stuffing my cat into my housecoat