#batfanily

[bruciemilf]

Cannot take my mind off southern! Waynes. Thomas has huge “Texas mom” vibes and I can’t explain it. I just KNOW he was a work dad if that makes sense.

I wanna hear about Thomas Wayne who’d have indents around his mouth from long nights at the hospital, who always reeked of blood but smiled like sunshine spilling on his teeth, who came to work meetings in his scrubs because he didn’t have time to change.

GIVE ME THOMAS WAYNE WHO BABIED HIS EMPLOYEES!

“My god, darlin’, I reckon you didn’t take that break we discussed! Now, I know you wanna show off to them high-heel folk, but you better go and fix yourself a snack and a nap, alright?”

“You’re still supposed to be with the juniors, mentoring don’t end for another month! Your team leader assigned you this? Aw, sugar plum, course it ain’t your fault, lemme handle it, all right?”

He’s stop meetings just to be like, “Hold your horses ya’ll, the boss is calling,” and it’s just Martha or Alfred. I know for a fact he loved bringing Bruce around the office and hospital, too.

[devine-fem]

my headcanon with the robins in mlm pairings is that subconsciously at times they find themselves climbing their s/o because their minds is like “i can jump off this question mark?” and its just their bf.

[existingandscared]

I don't know how I came to following several of those roleplay batfanily blogs, but I am, and I don't know how to feel about it (I keep spelling how who someone help me) but they're kinda funny so they can stay

[jennrypan]

So..first we can't get any Starfire or Dick content in the new run (sick of Barbara dating ANYONE in the batfanily) now..we have Bruce's goofy ass dressing up in his suit.

Sir that only works when your kids take over YOUR suit. You look DUMB, sit the hell down, you could've just dressed as Batman and it'd have the same affect. This is baffling like actually

[hearty-an0n]

i just want to read my nice comics about love what the FUCK are dnf doing here

[invisibleanonymousmonsters]

BREAKING NEWS: invisibleanonymousmonsters reportedly hospitalised from severe back pain from carrying the entire batfanily community on her back for the past few months.

memes aside, i would like to thank you for sharing this amazing story and your even more amazing talent with us. your depiction of the boys was utterly perfect! (also thank you for having used chrissie bale as B). i wish you prosperity and productivity for your next work, whenever it will happen because mate after that you DESERVE a holiday — wish i could send you to norway

Fully being honest, I read that first line and seriously thought, “I’m in the hospital???”

Thank you so much for reading! And for send me this hilarious and sweet message❤️