#batchlorette

[norwegika]

Stardew valley rant:

I’ve recently been really getting into the life of spouses after you marry them, because for the majority of them, they kinda just stick at home, occasionally visiting family or friends. And those who do still do stuff, it never changes. Maru always works with Harvey at the clinic, Emily always works for Gus at the saloon, nothing really changes in their lives besides a new, much more sedentary lifestyle. I really would like for the spouses to get new hobbies and stuff when they marry you, so here’s my little ideas/headcannons, bachelorettes first!

Abigail: She begins to work on her adventuring skills in the mines and you’ll find her on every fifth floor, going further and further. She’ll give you gems from her travels, and eventually, when she reaches the bottom of the mines, she’ll start going to the skull caverns where she’ll give you iridium and the occasional prismatic shard. Something cool that could happen would be the addiction of an elevator to the skull caverns as she travels further down, every 25 floors. She would also become a member of the adventurer’s guild and serve as Marlon’s apprentice, taking over the guild on some days or opening a branch in the Calico desert that she mans sometimes.

Maru: Maru never really branches out beyond her personal inventions, so I think there could be a quest where she asks you for a new wing of the house that she could use as a workshop. This wing would be constructed by Robin, would be unlocked at 20 hearts, and would cost 750,000 gold, 250 hardwood, 10 iridium bars and 10 battery packs. Then, you could accept quests from Maru every once in a while and unlock new inventions that she made that would increase qol. Maybe she could give you a crafting recipe for auto-petters, she could make a device that automatically plants grass in meadows for your animals, a machine that can increase the quality of items by using a resource or something, the possibilities are endless!

Penny; Penny is always caring for the children of the valley, and I think it would be great if when you marry her, like Maru, you eventually get a quest that allows you to build a school for the kids, possibly utilizing the space to the left of the community center. Maybe then we could have another mini-festival where you can see the children of stardew valley show off their work, maybe unlock a “Talent Show” cutscene where Jas, Vincent, and Leo show off their skills fr. This idea is more underwhelming than my first two and could definitely be improved.

Emily: I think as you progress your post marital relationship with Emily you could help her convince Sandy to move to the valley and have someone else take over the Oasis, learning Sandy’s real name, unlocking special cutscenes with her, etc. I also feel like Emily would have a little workshop where she makes clothes and you could unlock a system where she takes your gems and a clothing item and combines them, giving your clothes a buff, like combining Topaz with a shirt gave the shirt a +1 defense buff, etc. Emily could even start a clothing line and you could gift these clothes to townspeople and get new sprites and portraits for them :D

Haley: After marriage, Haley does literally nothing but see Emily once a week. This needdsss to change, so I think she could discover her passion for photography again and start a blog about the valley, which would unlock a building to the right side of the Bus Stop: the Tourist Center. You could open a tourist center with Haley and occasionally get tourists that come to the valley, similar to the tourists at the Stardew Valley Fair. These tourists could roam around the town for a bit, and you could unlock new dialogue with the townspeople about the tourists, like “These tourists are really boosting the community economy!”

(Cc specific) Leah: Leah would start hosting art classes in the community center every Wednesday! Every month, the group of people who decided to attend could make a new painting that could be hung up in the community center, orrrr you could unlock a new building between the Blacksmith and the Movie Theater/JojaMart, where you could see the different art pieces and could have a new festival, the stardew valley fine arts conference, where the Famous Painter Lupini could host a talk with the artsy people from the valley and Zuzu City, and you could get new clothing items, a cutscene, dialogue, new paintings and sculptures, etc.

I hope you liked my insane Stardew valley yapping session, I’ll do bachelors tomorrow probably :3

[ragequeen94]

Going to a Ghost tribute band playing the the Viper Room in Hollywood for my batchlorette party (they are called Emeritus), and we're all dressing up obviously...

[deusvervewrites]

PT x Magical Romances: OFA crime Syndicate? What OFA Crime Syndicate? Yagi totally didn't go after the most magic as fuck person thinking it would protect him and then got his shit wrecked by an army for threatening the most eligible batchlorette to ever be and the baby™, totally not. Izuku and Inko may be opposed to murder, but no one else is (: in fact this might even be when they realize he's half dragon because disrupted hoard instincts + upset baby calling for backup. Izu totally roared.

Yagi should've thought twice before picking that fight

[whinywlw]

Concept: the Bachelorette but with lesbians

[parawhore-for-your-mother]

Also this is a bangin video that my maid of honor took ✨

[angel-and-the-serpent]

4. but you had more that one time, remember? You had like 8 or something. the batchlorette party. remember? we got *pissed*

*uriel sat down next to them, draping themself over the chair in a way so uncharacteristic, it didn't even seem them*

Hello.

*they grin lopsidedly at uriel, waving to tehm* Her look! its ma sister...the one that's married to abby. *they were drunk as all hell.*

[emeraldcreeper]

My gay little farmer sobbing at the batchlorettes: you’re all so gorgeous please let me marry all of you

[clothedwomengold]

batchlorette party sex

[pineappleempanada]

All I can picture now is Alice throwing it back and her ass NOT jiggling

I’m still so confused about the whole ‘vampires are marble statues’-thing like if you press your finger into a vampires skin does it just not move? Do vampire boobs bounce when they’re running???? Do vAMPIRE ASSES JIGGLE??????

[ragequeen94]

Figured out my plans for my batchlorette party!

Hope yall see this as an open invitation to support this tribute band and come party with me!

[gumballrightfoots]

Biting someone.

I have a way to get back to the hotel.

The whole reason I'm there is because I've never been to a batchlorette party before and I don't know anybody there since its my brothers fiancé bridesmaids and all that and I haven't seen my brother since I was 15 so its kinda awkward being here.

Let’s not resort to that …. Yet-

Yes I could see that as being very awkward….

Are there gonna be good drinks there at least-

[razzberry-pi]

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[the-mandalorian-clone-lover]

Advice and protocol for a batchlorette parry go

[marymadeinhell]

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