#batcatjokes

[alenseress]

And if I gave up on being pretty

I wouldn't know how to be alive

[distort-opia]

Summary:

When Selina opens the door, it doesn't take Bruce long to notice the traces of him, strewn across her apartment. What proves the most difficult is putting them out of his mind. Takes place during Batman/Catwoman (2021) #7, in the Past.

Or, 3k words of fic exploring the implications of that one infamous panel:

[bitsofbats]

Batman (Volume 3) #49 - The Best Man, Finale; 2018

Tom King, Mikel Janín, and June Chung

[batenjoyer]

batman/catwoman covers

[fractualized]

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: Multi Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics) Relationships: Joker (DCU)/Selina Kyle, Joker (DCU)/Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne, Joker (DCU)/Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne Characters: Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle, Joker (DCU) Additional Tags: Comic: Batman/Catwoman Vol. 1 (2021), Dreams, Sexual Repression, Restraints, Cuckolding, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Dominatrix, Flogging, Degradation, Object Penetration, Anal Sex, Masturbation, Porn with Feelings, Selina and Joker switching, Submissive Bruce, writing Joker having sex with a woman in this year of our lord 2024 Summary: When Bruce's pursuit of Selina and Joker bleeds into his dreams, he makes discoveries he didn't expect.

In the aftermath of @distort-opia's "a detective's mind is unrelenting," I joked that Bruce would have a terrible nightmare about Selina and Joker, and tort pressed me on what that dream might be, and here we are. Another win for peer pressure!

Mind the tags, as usual.

[blupenguinz]

Is it bad that I’m un-ironically shipping BatCatJokes now?

[kittywoofwoof64]

*Catwoman throws one of her weapons*

Catwoman: Hey Bats, could you get that for me?

Batman: uhh okay..

*He bends over to pick it up*

Catwoman and joker: GODDAYUM *whistles

Selina: oh hey what are you doing here clown?

Joker: just doin the same as you--admiring the view.. byt the way, I heard you wanted a new suit. I think I can get you a better one, along with some baddass electric whips. I'll convince Lexie babe to make it.

Selina: oo keep talking- BATMAN I THINK I DROPPED ONE OF MY EARRINGS BY THAT PIPE OVER THERE!

Batman:ok

Joker: Kitty kitty you never seem to disappoint even if I hate you sometimes *quickly snaps photos*

Batman: WHAT THE HELL SELINA!!??

Selina: sorry..actually no I'm not sorry, joker could you send that to me-you have my number right?

Joker: uhuh, yep!......Dont mind us batsy we're just a couple of pervs needing our daily fix....say how about we all go to your batcave and have ourselves a mingling? CatBatandClown sandwhich ;)

Batman:.....

Selina: well he didn't say no.

Joker: Let's go then * takes both Bats and Cats hands and skips to the batmobile

Batman: this is so unhinged *literally is driving th batmobile to batcave*

[woomashin]

ykno i've seen whispers of batcatjokes but tbh. i'm raising up catjokes to the audience likeeeeee cut the middle man out. they're so much fun all on their own

[mrsegbert]

Batcatjokes save me

Batcatjokes

Save me batcatjokes

[sheriffclownkins]

batcatjokes is a good ship actually; joker just has to have the energy of a really high chihuahua. he's their poor little meow meow. just a pathetic little guy.

base images:

[alenseress]

Mock cover

[distort-opia]

truly all this batcatjokes it's making me remember about one scene in Arkham knight where Joker is saying to Bruce to talk about his feelings to Selina. And now I rewatch it and it's better than I remember lmao look:

https://youtu.be/OIURrcHQp50?si=SKrte17Hn8qY8_PM

Brilliant, Anon, I'm losing it. I forgot how funny Joker is in these games:

Joker's trying to be Selina's wingman so hard =))

[yandere--stuck]

Hhhrnrnr yandere dc polyships,,,,,

Yandere batjarley, yandere batcatjokes, yandere batcatriddles, yandere lexclois ...........

[orderxchaos]

First batcatjokes now steddy hands

[mrsegbert]

Brain Ghost Joker accompanies Bruce to his date with Catwoman ^^

[alenseress]

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