#bat-anon

[candyheartedchy]

People at the company are gonna start calling you the Frankie Whisperer

My sona:

[jewishbarbies]

The number of celebrities who’ve either gone mask off antisemites or latched onto it in order to stay relevant/get clout pisses me off. You know how slacktivists were making lists of celebrities to “boycott” for just not posting about Palestine? I almost feel like we should make a list of celebrities who’ve gone the antisemite route so we can like archive it for when people inevitably try to pretend it never happened. Like as evidence so people can’t gaslight us about it in the future.

oh dude, the screenshots i have would fill the whole archive. I’ve got dirt on celebs I don’t even care about or didn’t know existed until they called for genocide against jews. there’s gotta a list somewhere by now but I think we’d be putting 2/3rds of hollywood on it.

[punkitt-is-here]

What’s it like being the funniest person alive?

BUSINESS AS USUAL. B)

[badtnbcideas]

AU Where the characters are just acting out a table top game campaign. Mayor: “Well you got a 12, so they DO bring you a holiday mascot, but instead of Santa, you get the Easter Bunny.” Jack: “The EASTER BUNNY?” Mayor: “Yeah you’re going to have to roll again.”

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[strqyr]

I just wanted to let you know that your Team STRQ analyses and ramblings are super cool have permanently rewired my brain thank you ❤️

slkfjlgdkgh thanks ♥ i'm always kind of.... wary of posting them bc i know there's pretty set in stone fanon for them that my ramblings (usually) go against yet i still do it bc i cannot physically shut up about Them™ so the fact that they've generally been received well is. nice :)

[jocelynships]

Joce I was just thinking about your ship with Ray and the Ghostbusters theme is now on the radio!!!

AAAAA I LOVE THAT SO MUCH HAHA! My ghostbusters obsession is infiltrating everywhere…

[baby-shaymin]

Ooo! Can we please get 1, 9, & 13 for any F/O of your choice? 💗

Of course! Thank you for asking! I'll answer for ENA!!

🌸【Gush games part 2】🌸

Gush about your f/o's sense of style/fashion!

I love her sense of fashion! Her suspenders are just so darn cute! >///<

9. Gush about the most recent date the two of you went on!

We recently went to ⚠️⬛⬛⚠️ recently! It was a lot of fun! ^v^

13. Gush about your F/O’s personality!

She has a great personality! Such a jokester, yet so sweet!!! I love her personality so much!!!

[snobgoblin]

The character bingo for Buttercup please! 💚

OH SURE THING I absolutely do not have a favorite powerpuff girl btw (has several dolls of Buttercup and has her voice actresses signature)

some notes

>"canon isn't real" in reference to Buttercrush 😬

>"projects onto them" I sense her autism. we are the same.

[slyandthefamilybook]

Hi how are ya?

Could be worse

[the-brat-prince-1760]

Do you have any words or syntax from other centuries you still use? Something people call out.

Are you used to nowadays language? "This so based fr no cap she baddie af". I... if I'm boing honest, I don't like it, but do you understand it? It must be hard to get all these changes, periods and changes are made so much faster than before...

(Can I use "-🦇" to indicate who I am when asking anonymously?)

Lestat here.

I'm more than happy for you to use that adorable little bat!

Moving onto your question, bat-anon, I believe I get their vocabulary to a certain capacity. Some parts of speech are harder to decipher than others, and it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out what 'Rizz' meant, and an even longer amount of time to figure out how 'pathetic, sopping wet meow meow' and 'blorbo' were terms of endearment.

Sometimes you people scare me, and I wait in startled anticipation to see what the next biggest phrase will be.

Lestat out. xoxo

[candyheartedchy]

As someone with firsthand experience I can indeed confirm that shipping with a character as a joke will always lead to falling in love with them for real. The minute you think about doing it “ironically” you’re already doomed

NO IM DETERMINED TO FIGHT IT!!

[jewishbarbies]

I don’t go here but everything I’ve read here about the new Swift album is so fucking funny to me. Imagine that you’ve been defending her new relationship and hyping up that she’s the happiest she’s ever been and then she releases an album with a song about how she fumbled her ex from two relationships ago and the rest are about the racist she dated that made even her stans go “Taylor NO PLEASE DUMP HIM!” Like she is never beating the allegations 😆

I’ve been laughing at everything I read because every post about it is just more unhinged than the last. it’s truly a wildly vindicating time to be a hater, that’s for sure. 💀

[fdelopera]

I keep reading your username as having the word “fedora” in it.

HAHA! That's a new one. I've had people guess Fidelio before.

My username comes from one of the ways Erik in Le Fantôme de l'Opéra signs his name when complaining to the Managers in his letters to them ("If you want us to live in peace, you must not start by taking away my Box!"):

F. de l'Opéra

[badtnbcideas]

“Kidnap the Sandy Claws” but it’s excessively smooth jazz

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[strqyr]

Since you’re the STRQ Expert^TM, do you know/have an approximation for when Qrow stopped teaching at Signal?

well. if we take ruby's wording into account—"that's my uncle qrow! he's a teacher at signal."—he would have still been teaching at that time, and there doesn't seem to be much of a timeskip between the dust shop robbery and ruby & yang going to beacon as they're still talking about the robbery on the news like it happened fairly recently, so... anywhere between start of the first semester and fall of beacon, or right after? depends on how you want to read into things; if qrow going on missions while school is already in session is a sign that he had already resigned, then he stopped teaching in that short time frame between the robbery and the beginning of the first semester; if you like to think of him as more of a part-time teacher rather than full-time to account for his work for ozpin, then after the fall of beacon when he was fully needed elsewhere would fit just fine.

[jocelynships]

You should draw your GB sona with your new hairstyle!

Oh I basically got the style I gave her lol! The only difference is I have full on bangs now 💕