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thelasthippie · 4 months ago

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Today my cousin wrotes me. He went to Italy with his van ... I told him if i can go with him. The answer was "I go with my gf " D:

Scrapy bastard 😛 i love you anyway

#freedom #bohemian #hippie #peaceandlove #scrapy bastard #bastard cousin #van #travel to Italy #van lifestyle #hippie van

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backpackingspace · 11 days ago

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Okay so with the line "the olive tree where we first met" we have two equal hilarious options.

When penelope was sassily like oh I'll marry you if you make a living bed out of this tree right here! Cue penelope stumbling over odysseus very very carefully digging up the tree "because how else is he going to get it to itacha we can't have a wedding bed out in the open in sparta duh"

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2. Penelope, knowing that Helen's suitors would soon be arriving to take over her home for a while. Snuck out and went on her own wacky shenanigan filled journey where she scoped out all the major players. Odysseus caught her spying in an olive tree. And when she got back she told Helen she had dibs on the cutie from itacha.

#epic the musical #epic spoilers #Itacha saga #penelope #Odysseus #Odypen #odysseus x penelope #Young odypen courting was filled with wacky nonsense basically canon confrimed #The line “....where we first met” implying that they first met under that specific olive tree #Which has to have some absolutely insane logistics that only odypen (and maybe Athena) could pull off #Odypen being 🥰 🤝 rat bastards in love #Option one odysseus Athena please please please helpppp me pen said she'd only marry me if I made a wedding bed out of this tree #Athena: once again I think you are praying to the wrong person but fuck it how do you think you're going to keep that tree alive #Odysseus: ....a large bucket?#Athena gimme a sec okay I need to go have ares bash my skull in before I watch something this stupid #Athena: checking in on penelope her chosen weaver only for her to be pulling her hair out #Penelope (to her cousins): why did I fucking say that! Beating fathers already an impossible challenge why did I say that #He's going to think I was making fun of him! He's not going to want to marry me now!#Helen: weren't you? Making fun of him?#Penelope: That's not the point!#clytemnestra: Hey he's digging the tree up and has the biggest bucket I've ever seen #Penelope: what?! Trips over every item in the room and gets tangled in her curtains blushing like crazy #Athena: ....it's been a while since I checked up on diomedes training. He'd never put me through this nonsense #Option 2 #Helen's maybe a little nervous and wants to know more about who she has to potentially marry and penelope promises her she'll get rundown #Helen did not expect penelope to disappear but she probably should have....it'll probably be fine. Right?#Some kings penlope just straight up greets some she stays hidden and spies #Odysseus is the only one who catches her (he trains woth Athena in the olive Grove #She was not happy when odysseus nearly tripped onto her spear point face first when he saw the strange pretty girl)#And odysseus who's been king for a few years now knows every lady's face because he'll probably have to marry one of them someday

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imaginepans · 11 months ago

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creature (he’s plotting something)

this show got my drawing motivation back so i might make more art of hazbin hotel

#He reminds me of my cousin’s bird who is a piece of shit #Bastard bird attacks me every time I visit #my art #hazbinhotel #hazbin hotel #hazbin #hazbin hotel adam #Lets hope i dont burn out and go on a 4 year hiatus again….

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ubububububusgoround · 2 months ago

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my 39 y/o kpop idol and his daughters everyone look at them

#i have never decorate pcs before i stole my little cousin's stickers for this lol #i think we all as a society should print out photocards of our fav characters #and decorate them all cutesy #even though theyre like bastards or smth #gallerian marlon #nemesis sudou #michelle marlon #the muzzle of nemesis #muzzle of nemesis #judgment of corruption #evillious chronicles #evillious #ec #evillious fanart #mothy #vocaloid #hatsune miku

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sufferingink · 1 year ago

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117 is the best teen wolf episode because you can see younger Derek realizing that Stiles is spouting absolute NONSENSE and goes "alright now how to make him double down" AND STILES DOES EVERY TIME ITS BRILLIANT NO NOTES

the fact that we never see younger, never-broken-a-law-ever Derek Hale reacting to Stiles speedrunning every crime ever is a travesty

OH WAIT I FORGOT KATE IS BACK NOOO

#young derek hale #teen wolf #stiles stilinski #cousin miguel #feral bastard stiles #mieczyslaw stilinski #THE FACE HE MAKES WHEN RAFAEL ASKS HOW HIS NAME IS SPELLED #HIS GRIN WHEN STILES INTRODUCES HIM AS MIGUEL #teen wolf season 4

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lilithofpenandbook · 7 months ago

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Dumbledore: Oh, fiddlesticks! This really ruffles my feathers!

Severus: Please, just say fuck!

#Dumbledore believes he must censor his language in front of these innocent children #severus knows that the eleven year old in first year knows more swear words than he ever did #“they are NOT innocent headmaster i promise you I've heard a SIX YEAR OLD call his cousin a motherfucking bastard”#“oh Severus they hardly know what they're saying”#severus just drinks more coffee because he has a class in five minutes and isnt sure if he has the energy to deal with them #severus snape #albus dumbledore #harry potter #harry potter incorrect quotes

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kaxtwenty · 1 month ago

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So Glemy's 100% related to the Zabis right?

#he's gotta be either a cousin or a bastard #mobile suit gundam #gundam zz #glemy toto #august guidan #zz spoilers #me rambles

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nanawaffles · 4 months ago

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Adar: *speaks quenya. Calls Galadriel Altariel*

#adar #specifically “is this a maglor”#like i love how we all collectively love maglor aaand yet are perfectly willing to believe that lil bastard went and became an orc #including me. i completely believe in this possibility #maglor #i mean imagine if it is THEN THIS LIL BASTARD #PULLED HIS COUSIN OFF A FUCKING HORSE #AND IN S1 HE WAS TAUNTING HER AND SHIT #i will say i wondered when he said he was hung from the thangorodrim peak #cause ain't that maedhros?#so like... the idea that maybe they're switching the stories #he's CERTAINLY LEAVING HINTS #and we're picking up what he's laying down #also if he's maglor if he is involved with the slaying of celebrimbor...#my heart just might break then oh my gosh #the rings of power #trop #trop season 2

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syndrossi · 2 months ago

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Trick: outsider pov to daemon + twins, daemon + rhea, daemon + rhea + twins in reverberate au <33

Hmmm I do wonder when we'll first get a non-Daemon POV in Reverberate! Ser Willam could be a fun choice, or perhaps Rhaenyra when he and Rhea head to King's Landing for the tourney to celebrate the twins' and Aemond's births.

Since that's a ways off, I wrote a standard trick (paragraph) for Reverberate!

#resonant asks #resonant trick or treat ask game: trick #daemon's currently meeting his cousin aka saera's bastard with a volantene triarch

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bugwolfsstuff · 4 months ago

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So like did Hera just double it and give it to the next person when she seemingly has done nothing to Hermes but absolutely went overboard with Dionysus

Like I can't seem to find a myth with Hera taking action against Hermes at all

But gods damn she was out to get Dionysos like she was out to get him from even before he was born

#*Hermes is steals from a god the day after he is born and is a bastard of Zeus*#Hera: this is fine #*Dionysus exists peacefully as a bastard of Zeus*#Hera: kill his mom. Kill his aunt. kill his cousins. MAKE HIM INSANE #And I dont even think Dionysus ever takes action against her #greek mythology #Greek myth #Hera #Dionysus

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platformcowboyboots · 2 years ago

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if I start thinking about james and michelles relationship for too long I start foaming at the mouth and going fucking insane

#bean #something about the fact that they are two people separated by culture and distance suddenly forced together #can you imagine? losing your brother and then only a little bit later being told youre stuck with your cousin #someone raised in everything you hate. you want to see your brother again but instead you get this english bastard #and then to become so attached that you are willing to throw your best friend to the side for him #the terror of losing him to his own mother. she doesnt love him like you do.#INSANITY #derry girls

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backpackingspace · 7 months ago

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Young odysseus convincing everyone Ithaca is nothing but a poor island with rocks and goats to avoid any raids/conquerors/so he doesn't get murdered for talking to Helen bc "it's not like he's a real choice"

Young odysseus falling in love with Penelope at the same event: wait. Wait shit I fucked up hold on just hear me out