#bastard cousin

[thelasthippie]

Today my cousin wrotes me. He went to Italy with his van ... I told him if i can go with him. The answer was "I go with my gf " D:

Scrapy bastard 😛 i love you anyway

[imaginepans]

creature (he’s plotting something)

this show got my drawing motivation back so i might make more art of hazbin hotel

[ubububububusgoround]

my 39 y/o kpop idol and his daughters everyone look at them

[sufferingink]

117 is the best teen wolf episode because you can see younger Derek realizing that Stiles is spouting absolute NONSENSE and goes "alright now how to make him double down" AND STILES DOES EVERY TIME ITS BRILLIANT NO NOTES

the fact that we never see younger, never-broken-a-law-ever Derek Hale reacting to Stiles speedrunning every crime ever is a travesty

OH WAIT I FORGOT KATE IS BACK NOOO

[lilithofpenandbook]

Dumbledore: Oh, fiddlesticks! This really ruffles my feathers!

Severus: Please, just say fuck!

[kaxtwenty]

So Glemy's 100% related to the Zabis right?

[nanawaffles]

Adar: *speaks quenya. Calls Galadriel Altariel*

[syndrossi]

Trick: outsider pov to daemon + twins, daemon + rhea, daemon + rhea + twins in reverberate au <33

Hmmm I do wonder when we'll first get a non-Daemon POV in Reverberate! Ser Willam could be a fun choice, or perhaps Rhaenyra when he and Rhea head to King's Landing for the tourney to celebrate the twins' and Aemond's births.

Since that's a ways off, I wrote a standard trick (paragraph) for Reverberate!

[bugwolfsstuff]

So like did Hera just double it and give it to the next person when she seemingly has done nothing to Hermes but absolutely went overboard with Dionysus

Like I can't seem to find a myth with Hera taking action against Hermes at all

But gods damn she was out to get Dionysos like she was out to get him from even before he was born

[backpackingspace]

Young odysseus convincing everyone Ithaca is nothing but a poor island with rocks and goats to avoid any raids/conquerors/so he doesn't get murdered for talking to Helen bc "it's not like he's a real choice"

Young odysseus falling in love with Penelope at the same event: wait. Wait shit I fucked up hold on just hear me out

[platformcowboyboots]

if I start thinking about james and michelles relationship for too long I start foaming at the mouth and going fucking insane

[eastoncowan]

‘take a selfie with me!’

[sadlynotthevoid]

WAIT—

Fairy Tail x LCF crossover AU where Gildarts and Jour are cousins.

This is, of course, in an AU where both worlds are one and the same. Earth Land is the name of their world and Fiore and the other kingdoms/places are located in a southeast part of the Eastern continent that limits with a commonly known dangerous part of the ocean. So, people don't usually go there unless they're already in the Eastern continent— or they live there and, therefore, are just used to it.

Then, maybe, when Gildarts was young he and his family went on a trip to the Eastern continent but he somehow got lost and ended up in Fiore. And when he finally found his way back to his parents, they were already gone (I mean dead, they are dead. No, they didn't abandoned him). So he decided to go back to Fiore to that nice guild he stayed in before.

Many years later, one Cale Henituse (the original one, of course), appears at the guild's doors asking the girl working in the bar for "a redhead man around his forties, probably tall. I think his childhood nickname was Gil".

The loud "wait! Are you Gildarts' illegitimate child?" exclamation that Natsu let out shocked everyone so much that the ongoing fight on the background stopped dead. Elfman fell face to the ground. Levi almost ripped off her book. Gray almost tripped into Erza's cake. And Cana—

Cana choked with her beer. Does she have a sibling?

After a short explanation that let even more questions than before, she learned that no, she doesn't have a sibling (not as far as she knows, at least). She does, however, have a cousin and a lunatic running wearing her second uncle's body (wtf??? That's creepy).

Hearing the newbie's story (yes, he was one of them now. No, she did not ask), Mira called the Master, who called Gildarts, who told them that he would be there in a week.

Meanwhile, why don't they start with his tutoring? After all, they can't have a member that can't use magic, can they?

This is before TBOAH timeline goes south, btw. And it won't. Cale has an army of crazy, loud, bamf magicians by his side.

[ladystoneboobs]

so if we assume the names baela and baelor are related does that mean baelor the blessed was named for his aunt baela the same way his sister rhaena was almost certainly named after aunt rhaena? bc that has max irony potential with baelor locking up all his sisters the same way men kept trying to lock up baela at the end of the dance. what a shitty namesake legacy for baela the brave.

also thinking of how baela ends up stepping into rhaenyra's shoes in a smaller scale way, what with eloping with an uncle who ends up fucking around on her w a girl young enough to be their daughter. and ofc the succession to driftmark is marked through him tho it should've been hers. either that or she should have been a queen, though a queen consort rather than a ruling queen like her grandmother and stepmother/aunt/cousin could/should have been. and instead like her grandmother at best she'll be remembered for the damage she did to aegon the usurper and his dragon, before being reduced back to just a daughter, wife, and mother of powerful men.

[shivroy]

gregory oil caricature!! i want to jam a lit stick of dynamite betwixt his ajar lips (in a homoerotic way)

[ink-asunder]

Patients literally have zero agency. No you cannot change my mind.