#basicbitches

[indigoeccos]

Lol, people being rude at you getting offended by you being rude back, wtf!?. Oh well, some people are so basic, it just makes you laugh. Don’t test me honey... I don’t got time for your lame ass energy, and at this point I’m ready to throw down. #basicbitches #energy #mad #lol https://www.instagram.com/p/CoVXqP3SiLO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[savageproductionsse]

Bc what #basicbitch wouldn’t get a pic @ every big a** mirror they pass😹🫶🏼 #nohate #jassybaby #savage #blessed #lol (at South East) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqB_-QRNTBu/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[ronearoundblindly]

Hi!! I just found your blog and 😭😭 you're so talented, like, what?? I def need more!!! I dunno if this is how it works, or if you're still doing the dirty asks game, but I was thinking maybe E,K,U and S (or Z!) for Johnny?

Have a lovely day!! oh, and well, happy new year 🙂‍↕️

Prompts are from this ask game and part of my ongoing list of answers! You can also find A, B, C, D, and V already answered for this boi.

Warnings for...well...they are dirty asks so be prepared for sexy and sexual content 😉 including (but not limited to) discussion of oral, somnophilia, ummmm tickling? emotional unavailability? and idk other stuff. MINORS DNI.

Happy New Year! I love ya! I appreciate you taking the time, dearie 💜 Happy reading... 😈💋

K - Kissing

So this...implies some romance that's not typical for Johnny. His kissing is less emotional and more intense and deep--but seriously, it's not an indication of his longterm interest or level of affection. (There is an exception to this which is Johnny has no problem giving hickies. He will mark. you. up. ((He can't be marked in the same way due to healing.))

HOWEVER, those small, nonchalant pecks--if Johnny ends up smooching you and it doesn't lead to sex, it wasn't in the middle of sex, or especially if there's no one around to see it,--that's THE REAL DEAL. Something utterly devoted has sparked inside him if (and when) Johnny slows down to kiss you. Or slows for any reason, really.

In regards to where Johnny likes to kiss or be kissed? Again, he's not much of a kisser. He's big on touching and groping and tickling, since he's a goofball and true 'player,' i.e. Johnny is nearly always playful, but once there's a connection made with you, he...

okay, so, the thing is, he actually does like to be kissed, and the place that drives Johnny wild is above his dick, right at his adonis belt, that v-cut, the pubes. This is so ridiculously intimate/possessive/reverent; he can barely handle the conflicting drives to melt beneath or conquer you. Strange thing...he would have thought the proximity would just make him want a blowjob but instead he's a goner.

U - Underwear

Commando. Easy-Access Man. Next question.

LOL, just kidding. Mostly, Johnny wears nothing, certainly not with his Human Torch second skin. He used to wear boxers but lost too many of those to a smoldering heap. No point.

On women? Crotchless panties are his favorite, but there's this new trend of booty shorts--he's very, very into them. Generally, he would have thought anything less-is-more would be best in his eyes, but there's this kinda *pop* in the stretchy fabric when it jumps over the swell of your ass...mmhmmm IT'S GOOD.

S - Sleepy Sex

Sleepy morning? You are 100% welcome to wake him up with some head or ride his cock to your heart's content, but Johnny himself doesn't usually start stuff first thing. This goes hand in hand with him being unable to slow down much. He's all about releasing tension before bed though. A good romp to tire him out and calm the mind? Absofuckinglutely. No, he doesn't particularly care if you were already asleep. You'll thank him later. Don't worry. It's always worth your his while.

Z - Zones

Classic man. Go for his neck or his crotch. Johnny is a #basicbitch in this respect. It feeds his ego to be touched all over--duh, he's got this glorious bod, you should want to touch him,--but he has never been a fan of biting, on him or on others. Since he's just about always in the mood, it does not take a lot of foreplay to get him ready.

E - Extra Info

Unpopular opinion: I imagine that perhaps the ultimate show of love/devotion/possession to Johnny is not marriage and all that normal stuff but, instead, if you let him brand you.

He works hard and focuses to not burn people, so you allowing him permanently claim you as his--which he would not do in a casual way, not with random hookups and one-night-stands, not until he is sure that word won't get back to Sue who would kill him--shows a level of trust he didn't believe he would want much less earn.

Johnny is aware he's a ridiculous and kinda stunted man-child emotionally. He's smart enough to know that. Johnny will never stop being grateful to the woman who can stick around, see past it, and grow with him...playfully, of course. You should never stop roasting him about the man-child-ness.

Thank you for asking!

[Main Masterlist; Dirty Asks Masterlist; Ko-Fi]

[toztedtori]

It’s been a while. Here’s a (mirror) selfie drop 😘

same pose different outfits #basicbitch

[cosmik-homo]

Potentially basicbitch thing to say but i think i should introduce leela to hozier.

[kitkat-4060]

✨Just #BasicBitch period needs ✨😅

[goatsludge]

A recent pick from a local gun store - Colt LE6920/M4 Carbine, 2015 dated

At first my mind briefly wandered through all the potential clones to make with it, I've since discovered an appreciation for just how simple it is.

I love all my clones to death, but this boring-ass factory default Colt rifle made me find joy in the mediocrity - a nostalgia for something I might have seen dozens of times in a Sportsman's Guide or Cabela's magazine back in the day tucked amidst all the cringy zombie-themed parts and block 1 SOPMOD wannabes.

A rifle so plain and unassuming it actually makes me love it. This is a rifle I care about but yet have no high stakes or grand investments put into it. There was absolutely zero struggle involved in acquiring this rifle other than cleaning off the factory cosmoline.

The CAG clones I'm working on might be my pride and joy, but I still see them more as functional museum pieces. This basicbitch M4? I love it for completely different reasons. This rifle gives no bullshit and you know exactly what you're getting out of it from just a glance.

A gun without $2000 of rare and discontinued accessories is just one you feel all the more confident using. This is a rifle with nothing to hide.

tl;dr - low-key mad cause this boring-ass mid-2000's cop rifle might be the happiest I've ever been over a gun lmao

[13thpythagoras]

It actually makes perfect sense if you just accept the fact that Trump's just a basicbitch KGB agent

His goal WAS to kill Americans, and hilariously he only really killed his voting base. Old GOP got covid and died the most, sadly working class folks who couldn't skip work also died in large numbers, trump and the KGB did that to us via the same foreign interference channels pioneered by the British in the 18th and 19th century to try to break up the union, unsuccessful as it was, trump's following is just the grandson of the surviving defeated confederate zombie army

Remember covid

[mywingman]

I just wrote a new song called “White Male Mediocrity “. It just kinda rocks… #basicbitch #justokay #mediocre #basicfit #basicbro #rock #the1975 #mattyhealy #taylorswift #traviskelce #bleachers #jackantonoff #coachella #TSTTPD #THETORTUREDPOETSDEPARTMENT #coachella2024 #swiftie #swifttok #dudes #heavymetal #rockmemes #fyp #music #artist #songwriter #producer #Lanadelrey #LDR #Live #concert #celebrity #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 4/22/24

[jahdiel-death]

✧˖ ° Galina ✧˖ °

Emma Set

Comes with a minidress in 20+ variations & a tintable BOM thong. Pair it with the Platform Sneakers & BOM Stockings in the same options! Rigged for Legacy + Bombshell, Kupra + Mounds + Squeeze, Reborn + Juicy Boobs + Waifus + Mounds + Overflow, Peach, BBL Imp

Located @ CakeDay

Taxi:

✧˖ ° Kaos Tattoo Store ✧˖ ° 

ARROGANCE

BOM/EVO X

TATTOO APPLIERS & BOM

Located @ Mainstore

Taxi:

✧˖ ° BWOKE ✧˖ ° 

Spiritual Grillz

Top & Bottom

MP:

✧˖ ° Ajstd ✧˖ ° 

Dearra Pose Pack

5 standing static poses Phone prop included

Copy & Modify

Located @ Mainstore

Taxi:

MP:

✧˖ ° Lexa Cosmetics✧˖ °

Basicbitch Neddle Nails

♡ Legacy♡ Maitreya♡ Kupra♡ Ebody Reborn

Located @ Mainstore

Taxi:

[yuneu]

the "men constantly think about the roman empire and women don't" trend is so stupid firstly because it's sexist but also because that's such a #basicbitch lame thing to think about constantly... like sorry some of us are thinking about actually cool history that not everyone already knows by heart like the mayan empire

[mossymood]

What are some good Fantasy films-books? ✨

i just finished watching the new season of sweet tooth and its such a good show! its post apocalyptic! and for books i love the shadow and bone books #basicbitch

[bikelock28]

I know that everyone has Opinions about this years Eurovision winner and the one everyone says got robbed. But not counting those two, who was your favorite Eurovision act this year?

Austria. #BasicBitch

[exterminate-ak]

I usually don't play these games (as much as I care about the ones who tag me) because it gives me anxiety and/or end up overthinking it, but this one is easy, fast, I have a few minutes, and I don't have to dig deep in the depths of my soul...

So, thanks @casputin 💕

1. Il costume da torero - Brunori Sas

2. Il mondo si divide - Brunori Sas

(Whyyy?! I'm not even a huge Brunori fan! Spotify shuffle is so rigged)

3. Ci diamo un bacio - Dimartino

(And I prefer the original Motta's version. That shows how much the algorithm knows.)

4. Maleducata - Achille Lauro

5. Vento d'estate - Niccolò Fabi, Max Gazzè

(I swear I listen to international music as well, Spotify is stuck on the Italian stuff)

6. La vita è una - Il Muro Del Canto

7. Serie A - Tananai (thinking about @omarfor-orchestra 💖, consider yourself tagged, no pressure though)

8. Troppi Preti Troppe Suore - Margherita Vicario

(Yeah, that's an angry-leftist-Italian-basicbitch playlist. It checks out...)

9. Amore impossibile - Tiromancino

(I don't even like this song! It's on the "on repeat" playlist just because Spotify just keeps pushing it on me)

10. Ave Maria - Margherita Vicario

Ok, this wasn't fast or easy and doesn't even represent what usually listen to because Spotify shuffle is crazy. Hope you like Italian music because you're stuck with it (sorry Hozier and Florence Welch, I swear I never betrayed you).

Thanks casputin!

I tag also @centimetri @butyrospermum-parkii @forgottenbones @nusta @pgfone and, for obvious reasons, on the playlist italianissima I must tag @blogitalianissimo ;)

No pressure though, I swear I get it...

If you feel like playing, you're welcome to do so! **looking at my mutuals**

tagged by @anticurser and @astrangetorpedo !! ty <3 <3 rules: shuffle your spotify 'on repeat' playlist and list the first ten songs. 1. 365 - charli xcx 2. starburned and unkissed - caroline polachek 3. deaf - just mustard 4. skyscraper - touche amore 5. psychic wound - king woman 6. leaf house - animal collective 7. money - tentendo, honey 8. weak in your light - nation of language 9. anthems for a seventeen year-old girl - yeule 10. fck me - i hate myself because

tagging: @angelofviscera @hastyhobbit @albiclalepsza @maryoliverdotjpg and anyone else who sees this ily and wanna see your songs too!!!!!

[ladymacabrebeth]

Don't worry about people who judge you for being different. Subconsciously, they wish they were as brave as you in unapologetically being who you are.

Lady Macabre Beth

[halloweenlane]

Stand your ground!