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Assassin's Creed Series Ask Meme

Top three favorite protagonists?

Top three favorite assassins?

Favorite Brotherhood?

Favorite Templar?

Favorite Isu, if you have one? If not, which Isu do you want to punch most?

Favorite character overall?

Least favorite character overall?

Favorite entry?

How many games from the series have you played? Which ones?

Which assassination gave you the most trouble?

Which assassination was the most satisfying?

Favorite execution cutscene?

Least favorite execution cutscene?

Favorite sidequest?

Least favorite sidequest?

Favored weapon of choice?

Stealth or guns blazing? Did you sneak around or did you go through the front gate for missions?

Favorite bird companion (Ikaros, Senu, Synin, etc.)?

Favorite steed?

Favorite DLC?

Favorite historical period/area explored?

Favorite quote?

Feel free to add your own!

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Assorted Path to Nowhere - Prologue & SALVA Arc Quotes

Just a compilation of lines from the game that can be range from fluffy, soul-crushing, and chaotic. Feel free to alter lines when needed, remember to specify for multimuses!

“Come back to me.... Your battle has begun.”

“Where are you going? It’s not over between us yet... “

“Die, die! The world doesn’t need jails!”

“The elevator will take you to the hidden mezzanine. You will be safe staying there. Don’t leave until help arrives.”

“You’re coming with me.”

“....You want to fight like this?”

“...I’ve crossed the line. ___, you’re stronger than we think.”

“I’m not like those baddies. See? I didn’t cause any trouble, nor did I try to escape.”

“I’ve begged you so many times! Are you gonna let me out or not?!”

“I don’t have time to play with you. Before I count to five, open the door, or I’ll kill you!”

“Keep quiet...Or it’ll be your neck next time...”

“Don’t move.... this child hates when prey struggles.”

“Unlike those people outside, I... We are the real criminals in this place.”

“Let me out! Bastard! Let me kill him! I’ll kill him!”

“Follow your instincts. This is why you exist.”

“No! Stay away from me, no!!!”

“Please give me orders. From now on, I only follow your orders.”

“...I don’t need that name anymore.”

“The most important thing is that you’re alive.”

“This riot is just a diversion. This won’t be her real agenda.”

“Amazing. You guys are still alive. I was worried it would hurt you.”

“I will come back to you when I finish what I need to do.”

“Why didn’t you run away when you had the chance?”

“I don’t need freedom.”

“It’ll be a long time before we can meet again.”

“Who are you....?”

“The secret will be revealed one day, but not now.”

“Look at your cities. Look at what monsters human sin is breeding...”

“___, go witness the end of this revelry. Whatever happens, don’t look away.”

“From now on, you will likely face more insanity, malice, and catastrophes. But it is our duty to hold onto the light in the darkness, and to salvage hope from despair.”

“We have no other choice but him.”

“Why isn’t the Public Security Bureau stepping in?”

“I’ll try to keep you alive for a bit longer.”

“We need to be CIVILIZED and POLITE without our words to maintain our image of our Syndicate.”

“You find saints in churches and drunks in hostels.”

“We walk with the ten devils.”

“But I’m just putting it out there--I hate gangsters. This jerk is definitely just using us. Don’t trust him too much, dumbass.”

“I surrender! Lord, surrender! Lord ___, stop!”

“I have no choice in Syndicate. I need to know how to fake it to survive!”

“Yuck! You’re Minos’s trash!”

“Huh? No, no, no! I’m just a useless loser. I can’t be of much help.”

“At least don’t put me in the front row in a fight!”

"Get your men to treat them with respect.”

“But why should you consider their feelings? They are just your tools, and you are their master.”

“Do you know how much I respect you?”

“If you don’t discipline your dog, we will!”

“Want to take revenge?”

“I take our cooperation very seriously.”

“A fight like this is more direct than a verbal argument. I can see you already know how to socialize with the Syndicans.”

“I don’t actually believe him. It’s just back-scratching.”

“That’s fine. If he betrays us, we’ll be able to deal with him.”

“If this makes you a monster, then what about me who binds you with the ‘shackles’ ?”

“Before dumping you, I’ll help you one more time. You should cherish this opportunity.”

“Don’t waste your time, I’m not going to tell you anything.”

“I’m sorry I was so slow.”

“Forget it... I already knew you were a freak.”

“Those guys weren’t friends, we just used each other for what we needed.”

“...What are YOU mad about? It doesn’t make any sense, it doesn’t have anything to do with you.”

“....So much sweat. You must be very anxious. You’re safe now.”

”They will try to kill you any way they can.”

“Mania distorts humans, while doctors restore their sanity. This is my duty.”

“You can investigate her or arrest her. I owe you one, but it will have to be after she wakes up.”

“Until today, no one knows exactly where Mania comes from. It has been spreading in Syndicate since many years ago.”

“....All I want is for Mania to disappear.”

“It was just a nightmare! It’s not real! Wake up! I’m here holding your hand right now, waiting for you to come back!”

“Mania isn’t power and mutation. It’s an irreversible mental breakdown.”

“She doesn’t want to turn into a monster.”

“I’ve made my own judgment.”

“You need to hold on. Stop going down the wrong track. Stop being used by that man.”

“I don’t want well-meaning lies! I don’t need it....Please tell me the truth.”

“Stop playing tricks! Your life is mine, dead or alive. You must obey my orders! Kill them!”

“Then, tell me ___.... Can I still be saved?”

“I’ll save you.”

“I am the one who binds you. I won’t make you do evil again or let you become a monster.”

“As long as someone is reaching for hope, then you have hope too.”

“You still have somewhere you want to go back to, right?”

“....Is it not too late? Can... I still turn back now...?”

“Let all Sinners go to hell!”

“....I don’t want to fight you here.”

“I’ll let you all die here with these monsters. You deserve it. You’re monsters too!”

“...How did you get here? How are you still alive?”

“You’re a doctor, have you ever killed anyone? Stop pretending. Do you actually dare?”

“... Doctors don’t kill. I only heal.”

“Don’t make such a terrible face, ___. It’s all over.”

“Then give him to me. Don’t dirty your hands over him.”

“It’s time to go, ___. You can’t handle the people who are coming.”

“You’ve already done more than enough. Nothing that happened in Syndicate was your fault. You don’t belong here in the first place.”

“Don’t sink any deeper. Don’t become one of them. Don’t be like me.... you should be the one who keeps clean.”

“Go now. I’ll buy you some time.”

“Ugh....it’s a misunderstanding. I’m just passing by. I’m just too sleepy that I dozed off.”

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But who can say for sure That the moth only has fear in her heart When she plunges into the flame?

Maybe, she loves the flame And that’s why she plunges into it Unwaveringly despite her fear?

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Send me a ✧ and a ship, and I’ll write a headcanon I have for the pair.

Can be NSFW or SFW!

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Send me ‘🍾’, and I’ll write a description of your muse’s scent from my muse’s point of view.

Remember to specify for multimuses! For those who can’t see the symbol and etc., simply send “Like it?” instead.

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Send ☭ for a vs. battle quote to your muse

Includes

Battle intro:

Victory:

Defeat:

Assist:

Taunt: Reacting to Taunt: Tie: Perfect Victory:

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Royalty AU Sentence Starters / Knights & Nobility

Lines taken from/inspired from misc. but primarily Kageki no Kuni Remember to specify muses for multimuses! Feel free to modify any of the lines to suit your muse.

“Why am I aching for you to understand my true self?”

“I’m unable to hold back my desire to confide in you.”

“This emotion...Please use your words to give it a name.”

“My apologies, making you listen to my ramblings...”

“The only thing that I can do is to risk my life protecting your secret, until the end of me.”

“No matter the sacrifice, I still wish to protect you.”

“I want to stand up and face it with my own strength.”

“If you value your life, don’t get close to ___ anymore. If you continue to remain beside them, disaster will fall upon you.”

“....Can you please leave me alone without asking anything for now?”

“Please don’t involve yourself with me anymore.”

“It’s a matter that has nothing to do with you, ___.”

“From now on, properly keep your distance from her. 

“Although my life has no freedom; As long as I can act, my soul is free.”

“Even if my fate is to be used by others, this is the path I have decided to walk!”

“The enemies are also attacking from above us!”

“My utmost apologies for coming so late.”

“I’ll be both your sword and shield.”

“My beloved ___ .... I will protect you, even if I have to bet my life on it.”

“A woman who can only be protected is out of fashion, after all.”

“I don’t want you to give up what’s important to you anymore.”

“ ____ isn’t the gentle person you believe them to be, you know.”

“Just the fact that he survived such an upbringing....You have guts, being with him.”

“The guy I’ve seen so far, he’s not the kind of person who gives any mercy to his enemies.”

“They are going home, let’s go too.”

“No matter how dirty that feeling is, you have to let it out. Don’t hold it in even in the slightest.”

“You’ve been acting strange since yesterday.”

“He won’t say anything, but in place of that; He smiles.”

“We are royalty, so we have been taught not to show our feelings on our faces. It’s something like a ‘habit.’ ”

“Your being able to live freely is a result of your older brother’s kindness. You understand that enough, don’t you?”

“Just now, there was a transmission. If it is deemed that you are unable to complete your assignment, you will return home immediately.”

“That means you will have to return to your former life.”

“You absolutely have to complete the assassination. This is the last chance that I am giving you.”

“Please think more about your position.

“Sorry, there was no other way to protect you but this.”

“It was an instant decision, but I think it’s better than being discovered by them.”

“This situation is very rude towards a lady.”

“Please forgive me, ___.”

“Take my hand so you won’t slip.”

“I don’t want you to close your heart, so...I came here.”

“I don’t know how I should say it, but...I want to convey my feelings properly.”

“If possible...I want to know your feelings, too.”

“If my incompetency makes you feel uncomfortable, then...”

“--You completely found out my inner feelings. Even though I was supposed to be trained not to show them...This is really embarrassing.”

“That’s why, without running away--Please answer me properly.”

“I thought you didn’t trust me.”

“I...I’ve never kissed before.”

“The moment I think of ___ ....My inexperienced heart can’t stop racing. It becomes very hard for me to act.”

“If I’m like this...everyone...and ___, too....Won’t I disappoint you...?”

“Having these feelings, it’s embarrassing--I ended up avoiding you.”

“Just keep silent and act like it’s nothing; I already trained myself to give up....”

“You’re the first one that I want to tell anything.”

“There’s not much time left. You’ll have to let me train you like a Spartan.”

“Your heartbeat is so loud.”

“It’s okay. I’ll accept everything.”

“Only I can see __ like this...I’m so happy.”

“Have you...ever kissed someone before, __?”

“I’m almost at the point where I don’t want to let the others see this.”

“Throw away your restraints.”

“Are you thinking of another person? You can’t do that. Now, just look at me.”

“That gaze, too...Everything is mine.”

“--It’s my first time. I kissed the person I love on my own.”

“Ever since I arrived here, I was trapped in a cage.”

“Something like love, I thought I couldn’t have it.”

“But precisely because of this life, I met you.”

“My happiness is like an overflowing song; I want to dance.”

“For now, let us only allow the moonlight to see us.”

“For our whole lives, we will definitely never forget. Our love story.”

“This is something I received from my mother, it’s my protective charm. I want you to hold onto it. My mother told me that one day, when I found the girl I love--To give it to her.”

“That love--Every last drop is mine, right?”

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Mango by Super Junior Lyric Starters

Change wording as needed, don’t forget to specify muses for multimuse blogs! MILDLY NSFW I GUESS???

“Burned before, your heart is sensitive.”

“Almost forgot how to exhale.”

“The air is already hot.”

“You just let it burn.”

“No illusion, it’s real to you now.”

“I am your oasis, come, enter your heaven.”

“Sweet just like a mango; It feels so nice.”

“Instantly melts on your lips, sweet just like a mango,” 

“I want you to want me.”

"That’s what you want.”

“Fly halfway ’round the world, still this stifling greenhouse.”

“The cool night feels so far and comes so slow.”

“Streets won’t cool so easily.”

“No mirage, it’s real to you now.”

“A shoulder to lean on; A touch that will cool you down.”

“It’s all ready for you.”

“I can give it to you.”

“Look around you; There’s no place more perfect than here.”

“Let me fill you up.”

“Whatever you drink, only creates new thirst.”

“That oasis you’ve been searching, run this way.”

“Don’t think twice, jump in.”

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Fate Grand Order - Ooku Event Sentence Starters Part 3

Some may be suggestive/NSFW, keep it in mind. Remember to specify muse(s) for multimuses, and feel free to change any wording as needed!

“Now come, pour your heart out to me..”

“I know you’re not even close to cured. You’ve just been desperately trying to fight it all this time, haven’t you?”

“Here, I’ll show you what real love and desire are.”

“IS. THAT. CLEAR?!”

“I’m sorry! I’m sorry, ___! It was just a passing flight of fancy!”

“Hey, wait! Can you actually hit him?!”

“Are you freaking KIDDING ME with this crap?”

“I can’t say I saw that coming.”

“So instead, I think I will do everything in my not so inconsiderate power to slow you down.”

“I knew it. You and I are fundamentally incompatible!”

“Oh, before you go, let me give you one last piece of advice.”

“I’ll always be there if you think of me, and gone if you don’t. That is simply what I am.”

“I’m sure humanity would be better off if you cut ties with me here, but, oh well...”

“I am in your debt.”

“Fine, fine. I get it. It’s not like I’m new to the whole being hated thing.”

“But you know what? It doesn’t matter how you feel about me.”

“Because there is nothing so delicious to me as the moment someone hits true rock bottom.”

“We have no interest in anything you have to say. ...Die.”

“Now, now, I think you’ll want to hear this. It concerns one of your friends, after all.”

“But...I’m the only one who really loves her. That means I’m the only who can actually save her.”

“I...What have I done...!”

“Whatever happened in the past does not matter now.”

“That’s right. Who cares about the past?”

“Actually, you don’t have a choice.”

“I wanted you to find it.”

“My head feels....weird again...”

“My name is....”

“I keep trying to explain, but you morons just can’t seem to get it.”

“Honestly, I don’t think you all can afford to think about fighting back anymore.”

“I’m still giving you oxygen out of the goodness of my heart....for now.”

‘That’s just a simple application of logic.”

“Don’t worry, I won’t let you die. I just want to break your spirit.”

“Ahhh, who knows what will happen to your tiny human mind after you’ve been left alone in a space like that?”

“I don’t know how long you’ll last. It could be days, hours, or only minutes...”

“I can’t even tell what’s happening to me...”

“Wait. Is it getting brighter over there?”

“What is that light?”

“Did...Did __ just make a joke?”

“You may not be aware of it, but you actually owe me a favor.”

“Now wait just a damn minute. I didn’t plan for this.”

“There is more to life than simple indulgence.”

“I just made a little mistake!”

“I just got scared and tried to run away!”

“I always end up the victim!”

“Aagh, this is the worst!”

“Please! I don’t want it to end like this...!”

“...True. It does feel good to love. Especially when the ones you love are clearly weak and in need of protection.”

“Loving helpless people makes you feel needed. It makes you feel like you matter.”

“it can be terribly frightening to put an end to that.”

“I’m the one who should be thanking you.”

“Not to worry. I always take every precaution when viewing something dangerous.”

“Don’t blame me. Blame the law of conservation of energy.”

“Shut up. No, forget shutting up. Piss off and don’t come back.”

“You gain nothing by messing with me now.”

“Your existence is one of giving, mine is one of taking.”

“We’re diametrically opposed enemies who can scarcely stand to look at each other.”

“...Is that so?”

“Well thank goodness you and I would both sooner die than work together.”

“...So to what do I owe the hellish discomfort of your company?”

“What have I done to deserve such a hateful glare?”

“I suppose I had better make this quick.”

“What’d you just do to me?!”

“You’re really going to make me say it, when you already know just as well as I do? You are a nasty one, aren’t you?”

“Once you become accustomed to it, even pain can become pleasure.”

“Consider it a punishment of sorts.”

“...Ouch. I’ll admit, you’ve got me there.”

“I can’t argue with that.”

“Basically, I just need to watch over that, right? What could be easier?”

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Fate Grand Order - Ooku Event Sentence Starters Part 2

Some may be suggestive/NSFW, keep it in mind. Remember to specify muse(s) for multimuses, and feel free to change any wording as needed!

“I have never thought myself superior to others.”

“We choose and recommend goods things because they are good. We shun bad things because they are bad.”

“If you cannot clearly ascertain which is the good and which is the bad, all you need to do is compare them. If it is difficult to compare them, all you need to do is try another perspective that makes comparison easier.”

“This is not wisdom.”

“I did what needed to be done, and refrained from doing what should not be done.”

“Of course people will indulge what they think to be good.”

“Still... I will admit, I didn’t know how enjoyable this was until I was given the opportunity to experience it.”

“No human could possibly resist drowning in such pleasures.”

“What’s wrong with having lots of children?”

“You haven’t done anything wrong.”

“Children are power. Having many of them is far better than letting your bloodline die.”

“I love your desire to have many descendants.”

“If you tire of one, there will always be someone new to take her place.”

“...We must rescue them, no matter what.”

“Reaching such a private place is no easy feat.”

“His mind must have been tampered with, like ours were....”

“You still fail to understand? How unbelievably foolish.”

“But, no matter how much I detest them, I can still love them anyway.”

“We may seem similar on the surface, but we have absolutely nothing in common....”

“You don’t really think I’m just going to tell you that, do you? No, I can see you don’t.”

“So I’m going to surprise you by actually answering honestly.”

“I have to admit that when you hate someone, it’s fun to take the wind out of their sails.”

“Tell you what. I’ll be exxxtra nice and start at the beginning.”

“All it took was a few words, and a few steps off his usual path.”

“Once he came inside, I entertained him myself.”

“I didn’t stop until he was satisfied. I didn’t stop until he forgot about eeeverything else.”

“I’m just telling it like it is.”

“...Maybe we should gag him for a bit, so he doesn’t ruin the mood?”

“Ugh, you’re just the best at being the worst.”

“Then again, maybe you just don’t want to get it?”

“I hate to break it to you, but that innocent act of yours got old ages ago.”

“My head feels....kind of hazy....”

“I honestly couldn’t care less what happens to this place.”

“Yes...It happened to be just the right kind of place to drown you in my love, ___......”

“That’s right. I’ve only wanted one thing all along.... You, ___.”

“You might not have gotten as much as I’d hoped, but you still accepted my love and made your way deep inside me.”

“...Would you kindly SHUT THE HELL UP?!”

“You’re making a distraction of yourself.”

“People seem to have the idea that they won’t go to hell as long as they don’t do those things...So I thought I’d suggest doing them all, and enjoying yourself on the way to hell.”

“After all, doing what is forbidden feels soooo good...”

“So go ahead. It’s okay. Just do whatever you want.”

“Really, no matter how worthless you are... I’ll still love you, even if you go to hell.”

“That is the proof of my love. Whatever you want to do, I’ll accept it unconditionally and love you anyway...”

“Fine, I see how it is.”

“I’ll just have to give ___ one last push to send her tumbling into hell myself.”

“We have to...save everyone...!”

“But, even though I’ll always despise you...I’ll still love you all, forever and ever...to the very end...”

“Would you stop wasting my time already?”

“Try to pull that nonsense on me again, and it’ll just put me in a fouler mood.”

“This is so terrible it’s fun. I bet there’s all sorts of things you still don’t have a clue about.”

“Well, here’s some food for thought: Where do you all think you are right now?”

“You’re all literally enveloped by me, and my love.”

“Let me tell you what happened as a result of getting dragged into that little shit show.”

“Since this is the climax, I’ll make it nice and simple.”

“Love can arguably make people unhappy just as much as it makes them happy...”

“So just give up and enjoy my love.”

“Let me carry you into the depths of depravity.”

“You look as though you’re trying to dig a hole with your head.”

“You need to be a tad kinder to yourself when paying your respects, understood?”

“Um, __? Do you mind getting him out of here, so we don’t have to listen to him anymore?”

“My, what a rare experience this is.”

“No matter how you look at it, this is all....too much.”

“You must still be hiding one more trick.”

“...Oh. I see what’s going on.”

“Well, since you brought it up, I guess I’d better come clean.”

“See? This is what I’m talking about. Your body already knows what’s going on, but your brain can’t or won’t keep up.”

“I may have been....involved in something along those lines before.”

“You make it sound awfully nice, but you’ll have to forgive me if I’m a bit skeptical.”

“I can satisfy any desire they have. I can rid them of any disappointment they have.”

“I can spoil them utterly rotten, no matter how hopeless they may end up.”

“I’ll still make sure you’re all filled up.”

“Just accept it, and this will all be over.”

“Just don’t give in, whatever you do! You can’t forget who you really are....!”

“Just put her out of her misery and let her give in.”

“It’s okay, ___. Don’t worry about a thing. Just give yourself over to me...and lapse into depravity.”

“You don’t have to do anything hard. You don’t have to search for any meaningless right answers.”

“All you need to do is surrender yourselves to my love.”

“...I certainly can’t afford to let this opportunity pass me by, now can I?”

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Fate Grand Order - Ooku Event Sentence Starters Part 1

Some may be suggestive/NSFW, keep it in mind. Remember to specify muse(s) for multimuses, and feel free to change any wording as needed!

“You’re still welcome here, no matter how much I hate you.”

“Praise be to our stupid reunion.”

“Ah, if only...you would hurry up and die already. Just looking at myself all filled with light like that makes me sick.”

“Tell me, what did you think of it so far?”

“You really got off on it, didn’t you?”

“No. I did not. At all.”

“Oh, be quiet. You’ll find all that out if you just shut up and keep moving.”

“Everyone you think was taken from you belongs to me now. I control whether they live or die.”

“That’s why it doesn’t matter what I say.”

“I’ll be honest: I don’t actually want to kill any of you.”

“All I want is for you to get off over and over as you wander around this den of decadence and pleasure.”

“You’re still not giving us a straight answer....”

“Don’t you know nobody wants to date a woman who asks too many questions?”

“I just came in to check on up on you, so I won’t be joining in the fun.”

“The more you're forbidden from doing something, the better it feels when you do it.“

“I’m happy to help you explore any kind of pleasure you like, no matter how depraved it might be.”

“Heh....I can fill myself even more if you like, but I think this will do for now.”

“What are you up to now?!”

“What do you mean?”

“Go ahead and take things that aren’t yours.”

“It’s okay. You can take anything you want here. Anything is up for grabs. That goes for me, too, of course.”

“You can take aaaaaanything you want from me.”

“I think that you’ll find that you’ll enjoy me very, very much...”

“I’m the one who will be stealing.”

“My stories stole my king’s heart. Now, they’re going to steal back what you’ve taken...”

“Well,....TOO BAD! You don’t have a choice.”

“Oh, I’ll bring in some of the attendants to make things interesting too, okay?”

“If you see anything you like, just go ahead and steal it.”

“The manner in which you have gone all about this is... truly pathetic.”

“Who the hell are you, anyway?”

“There shouldn’t have been anyone else left....”

“As children are fond of saying, I know what you are but what am I?”

“I’m going to make you atone for your sins myself!”

“I guess this is just what happens when you hold back...”

“Hiiii. It’s me.”

“Oh, wait. I should dial down the confidence some, shouldn’t I?”

“I should stick with my tried-and-true humble attitude.”

“Let’s try that one more time, shall we?”

“Awww, I’m sorry. Maybe you didn’t want to see me anymore, but here I am.”

“It’s okay, though. I still wanted to see you.”

“You want to get deep inside me that badly, huh?”

“All you have to do to get through it is to go where your desire takes you.”

“Yes, we’ll keep it nice and simple for you.”

“We’ll help you fall into blissful debauchery...”

“What...was that...?”

“I doubt things are quite that simple.”

“Well, there’s no point in dwelling on it now.”

“Rescuing the hostages should be our first priority.”

“We certainly can’t help them if they end up dead...”

“This...really complicates matters.”

“As appetizing as ___ has looked, particularly up close, I’ve been able to resist all this time.”

“A little more temptation shouldn’t push me over the edge now, no matter how delicious it may seem...”

“I imagine you can guess what it forbids by now, no?”

“Oh yes, please. do come inside.”

“We’re here to provide it. All the love you could ever want, forever and ever...”

“Pain and pleasure are, in essence, one and the same.”

“If I were in her position, I would want to keep everything for myself.”

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They say even the proudest spirit can be broken with love.

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Supernatural Season 2 Sentence Starters Part 1

Please specify muses for multimuses, feel free to change wordings as needed!

“Dude, I full-on Swayze'd that mother.”

“All business up front, party in the back." 

“I know what you're thinking ___. Why did it have to be clowns?"

“You know, if you two wanna get a room, just let me know.”

"Like satanic cult ritual stuff?"

"Yeah, and Hannibal Lecter's a good psychiatrist."

"Fine, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to let you go.“

“What part of 'vampires' don't you understand? If it's supernatural, we kill it, end of story. That's our job. “

"I just sharpened it so it's perfectly humane."

"What's dead should stay dead - didn't you see Pet Sematary?"

“We can't just waste her with a headshot?"

"I figured you were more her type. She had pretty crappy taste in guys."

"Well, hell then, I guess I need my pants."

“It's ok, just go over there and just have little nap. It's really ok. These aren't the droids you are looking for... “

“My name is ____. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. I did not kill anyone.”

"You know Casper, the blood-thirsty ghost?"

"Nobody put a gun to their head and forced 'em to play Let's Make a Deal".”

"MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like, some sort of porn site?"

“He just said that I had to save you, that nothing else mattered; and that if I couldn’t, I’d…“

“Well, apparently, that’s my job. Make the monkey dance at the keyboard.“

“I just remembered that when I was a kid I swallowed like 8 things of Pop Rocks and then drank a whole can of Coke. You don’t think that counts as a suicide attempt, do you?“

“I just helped you steal some dead guy’s confidential psych files. I’m awesome! “

“This isn’t personal. I’m not a killer, ___.” 

“I’m a hunter. And your brother’s fair game.“

“What kind of worthless scumbag have you got to be to turn against your own race?”

“Screw the job. Screw it, man, I’m sick of the job anyway. I mean, we don’t get paid, we don’t get thanked. The only thing we get’s bad luck.“