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Bartender Zero
#megaman x zero#mmx zero#mega man x#megaman x#bartender Zero#ŃĐ°ĐŒŃĐč Đ»ŃŃŃĐžĐč ĐŒŃĐ·ŃĐžĐœĐ° ĐœĐ° ŃĐČĐ”ŃĐ”
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Oh... that guy? Meh, he's kind of a jerk. Can I go now?
#tirsdenoriginals#tirsdenstarrail#star rail#gallagher#tried to get one eidolon for him on Firefly's banner today#five Mishas two Sailor Saturns one Bronya and zero bartender-samas
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#edens zero#ez spoilers#weisz steiner#E. M. Pino#my colouring#this cover was too cute#yeah i know the chapters not technically put yet but-#a man and his adoptive robot daughterđ«Ł#also bartender Pino???đ„č
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"THIS IS A PINKIE PIE BAR FUCK YOU"
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I absolutely love the way you draw Neogis. Theyâre a weird, niche, underutilized monster without any kind of exceptional lore, but their design is so unique. I appreciate the way youâve⊠whatâs the word? domesticated maybe? made them more approachable and like theyâre just another weird creature in the planescape rather than just another unilaterally evil slaver empire.
Also your drawings of them give off weird dogs vibes. I love it.
okay, would you believe that i was literally working on designing neogi variants for my spelljammer campaign when i got this ask? i promise i was.
this ask made my day. thank you!! <3
anyway, i wholeheartedly agree with you--personally i don't feel they were often utilized in interesting ways, and i really hate that thing that early d&d does where they make a species that's entirely evil except for one guy who is, inexplicably, a bartender. i've rewritten most of that underwhelming lore for the campaign i'm running, and in the process hopefully allowed room for the neogi to be realistic people, like anybody else, instead of a particularly nasty monolith. "approachable" is a good way to put it!
i hope it's a change my players enjoy. i'm certainly having fun with it.
honestly, it's their design that i love. i love weird animal mashups (thank you, pokemon) and speculative biology. i honestly could not resist overhauling that design and doing my own thing with it for this campaign. i'm so glad other people enjoy it too! weird dog vibes indeed.
probably not safe to pet one without asking first, though.
#the bar is a tripping hazard in nessus when the most interesting member of your species is that way because he's a gossipy bartender#and at least that's SOMETHING#also didja catch that?#the campaign i'm RUNNING not WRITING#it's happening!!!#we got through most of session zero this week and i could not possibly be happier#spelljammer#autumn.ask
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walking around the target in the midwest getting very sad about how unglamorous my life is i really do need to get out of here ladies
#i say to myself for the billionth time#like even if i was barely scraping by in nyc and had zero walking around money i think i'd be happier like#working two Cool Jobs than working one staggeringly unsexy one#i should be a part timer at trash and vaudeville and a bartender at the dyke bar in brooklyn#not pushing around a cart at the target in redacted indiana for the love of GOD
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You ever try to hold in a breakdown because you're at work and you don't want to talk about it with anyone but you don't have a way to expend the energy so you're just vibrating with said energy?
And then you lose your whole appetite (after you had lunch delivered to the office) because of said whatever the fuck this is?
Yeah. Same.
#I'm fine#it's fine#everything is fine#just kidding#not the owner of my (small) company pulling me in a meeting with hr because of my friendship with one of the bartenders#there is zero romantic involvement#I feel like everyone knew a secret about me and I had no idea#this sucks#I want to cry#I swear we're just friends#it's not my fault the entire fucking company reports to me#that's 70 people#I can't process this#I'm sad#confused#upset#worried#like...do I still have a job?#I think so#I mean it seemed that the owner would go to bat for me before my friend#but then he said something about my boss having concerns#like...what?#le sigh#long post in the tags#thank you for coming to my ted talk#I'll be sitting in my office with the lights off the rest of the day#happy Friday
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i was this đđŸ close to riding that mechanical bull at the pride party today until the creepy old dude operating it kept insisting i go on and that he'll make it go "real slow" because "i'd look good on it" đ€ą
#like bro now i dont wanna go on because you just admitted you were gonna gawk at me on there#fuckin weirdo#what the hell is wrong these dudes out here#please keep your gross ass thoughts to yourself#also another weird old dude tried to talk to me on the train back home like PLEASE fuck off#it's weird because i wasn't particularly nice to either of them but they would not get the hint#But shout out to the fun gay dude with glitter on his face who high fived me and bought me a blood orange soda#he was an absolute stranger so idk why he did that but it was very kind and i hope he has a great rest of his pride month#(it was closed and in a can and the bartender gave it to me so there was zero chance of getting roofied lol)#also shout out to the girl who helped me pick these really cute high waisted flare jeans i bought#and also let me use the employee bathroom even tho its against the rules lmao#the outfit i bought cost too much and i probably shouldn't have bought it but it feels SO nice to have one new outfit#after not buying new clothes in forever#i shouldn't be spending money rn but i really had to get it bc it was so cute#words#personal
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i still have a pretty strong aversion to working in food service BUT â and hereâs the thing â IF i worked in food service i could at least get tips. at target thereâs no fucking tips. i do this shit for a flat rate of $17.25 an hour plus that one bonus that one time that will most likely never happen again
#i think bartending could also be something i might enjoy but i have literally zero experience doing that#also one thing about me is if you ask me to clean vomit i WILL be killing myself in front of you
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my covert superpower is that i can accurately measure a shot without a shot glass
#you know all this tik toks of bartenders trying to pour a shot and then pouring it back into shot glass to see how accurate they are#yeah i can literally just eyeball a shot with absolutely zero problem at all#rachel rants#*** ***** ** ****?????? i don't think so
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it was too much i had to make my own post
line cook here. ACCURATE
if you don't get the hate, here's what you don't understand.
it takes up to 2 hours to close down the kitchen.
The last 60-90 minutes before closing time you do almost no cooking because the restaurant doesn't have many people in it and you've already cooked most of their diners.
So if someone walks in during, like, the last hour, the cook is in the middle of an industrial deep clean of the kitchen.
(these numbers can vary quite a bit from place to place but i have worked several restaurants with these actual times and the concept remains the same)
Say the place closes at 10. If you wait til the restaurant is already closed to start all your cleaning duties, you'll be there until at least midnight.
More than that your boss knows that on an average night you can start your clean up as soon as the last rush ends and get out of there around 10:45, even 10:15 on a slow night if you get lucky. That means there are plenty of restaurants where if you do take until midnight the manager is going to come up to you at some point that week and ask you what went wrong that night, and you'd better have an answer.
So this example restaurant closes at 10 pm. The dinner rush ends around 8:30, and shortly after that the cook is going to start getting every single dish possible over to the dishwasher because the dishwasher always gets hit hard and late, and the machine runs for 2 full minutes and only holds so many dishes, so the way that works out is if you wait an extra 30 minutes to give the dishwasher all your stuff it can mean adding like 60 minutes to the end of his shift. And you're gonna KEEP finding shit to send to the dishpit right up until you leave probably.
all these little square and rectangle containers in this cold table have to be pulled out and changed over into new containers, replaced by new full ones, or in some cases filled from larger containers in the back, which can result in even more empty containers to send to the dishwasher.
while it's all pulled apart to do this, you have to clean up all the spilled food and sauce and juices and stuff from the joints and ledges and shelves and drip trays
Once you get your line changed over in this way, and fully stocked, anytime someone orders something that makes use of a bunch of that stuff, you have to restock and re-clean it some. It might already be covered in plastic. Some of it might already be stuck in the back to make room to take apart your cutting board counter to clean. To cook a dish isn't TOO much of a problem at this point, but you're really hoping for zero orders because you still have so much other cleaning to do.
Meanwhile the salad bar and appetizer section and server station and everybody are all doing the same thing. Even the bartenders are stocking olives and lemons and sending back whisks and stir spoons and shakers and empty 4quart storage containers that used to hold the back-up lemons and olives and things. Every section is dumping their must-be-cleaneds to the dishpit as fast as possible because early and fast is the only thing they can do to to help that dishpit not absolutely drown into overtime.
The poor dishwasher is always the last to clock out, soaking wet and exhausted.
Around this time you probably scrub the flat top, which has turned black from cooked on grease and is still about 500 degrees. Line cooks are divided in opinion on water-based or oil based cleaning methods for this, but they all involve scrubbing with (usually) a brick of pumice stone using every ounce of your strength while you try not to burn yourself
you scrub it from fully blackened to gleaming silver and now if somebody orders something that needs the flat top to cook, you can either fuck up your cleaning job or fake it in a couple frying pans and pass that tiny fuck you down to your dishwasher (who usually understands, especially if you help them take the garbage out or clean your own floor drain later)
If there's deep fried stuff on the menu then the fryers have to be cleaned out, which includes straining the oil out into enormous and super-heavy pots full of oil so hot that if you spill on yourself then it's probably a hospital visit and if you slip and fall face first into it it'll be the last thing you ever do.
Then you gotta scrub out the fryer. Like you gotta take the (hot) screen out and reach your arm down into the weird rounded pipes and curved areas (so hot, burn you if you brush against them hot) and scrub off whatever is down there
Depending on your kitchen you might have to do up to four of these. Then you'll have to pour the (dangerously hot) oil back in
oh, and if you didn't dry the pipes and get ALL the water out of the trap and tank?
water reacts with hot oil in a sort of mentos and coke way that can send a tidal wave of oil past the open flame of the pilot light ...HUGE dangerous mess and/or burn down the kitchen if the oil lights up.
Unless! If the oil has been used too hard and needs to be changed, it's time to carry those open topped super heavy pots full of will-kill-you-hot oil and dump them in the barrel outside by the dumpsters so you can put room temp fresh oil in the fryers. whew!
The clean up is not just some light wiping down that can be easily interrupted, is what i'm saying.
You might have to do some kind of walk-in duty (moving around 50lb cases of lettuce and 50lb bags of onions to get to the stacks of five gallon buckets full of salad dressings and sauces to move so you can reach the giant metal pots and bus tubs full of prep and get it all organized and make sure it's all labeled and i have to stop now i'm having flashbacks)
THE POINT IS
by 15 or however many minutes to close, the line cook is doing an intense deep clean and probably has the whole stove taken apart to detail.
For some industrial stoves this means lifting off large cast iron plates that weigh like 20 lbs each and are still quite hot. Whatever metal burners are on there, you gotta take off and clean, you can see here the lines that indicate the large thick cast iron rectangles that sit on top of the burners to allow heavy pots to rest on. Those five (each has one front burner hole and one back burner hole, see?) have to be lifted off and cleaned with soap and a wire brush usually, and then the underneath area also has to be cleaned because a lot of shit falls through the burner holes on a busy night.
if you didn't do it when you did the flat top you have to do the grease trap (which can be like a full five minutes and is always disgusting).. You gotta clean out all the little gas jets in each burner with a wire or something so the burners all flame evenly, and sometimes you have to remove some of the natural gas piping that connects the burners to access where you have to clean.
you gotta clean out the bottom of the oven and the wire racks, and, oh gods, you gotta take down the filter vents from the hood fans above the stove.
See all the lined parts along the top of the wall?
those are hood vents, and as they pull air up they also pull a lot of grease and they have to be taken down and cleaned, then you gotta climb up there and scrub where they go before you put them back...
And then there's the mopping and floor drains and...
Anyway, that's what the line cook is doing when you walk in fifteen minutes before closing and order something that needs to be cooked on that stove. They are doing an entire industrial cleaning of a professional kitchen.
In some restaurants maybe one or two of these jobs will be every other night or even only twice a week, but in many, possibly most kitchens, ALL of these things happen EVERY night. You don't want to leave any food mess that might attract insects or rodents for one thing, so a really good kitchen is as close to brand new as you can get it every night.
IF YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO ORDER SOMETHING ANYWAY, HERE IS WHAT TO DO
open with an apology and ask the server to go ask what the cook would prefer you to order.
Any good server will already know what the cook is hoping for and what will make their line cook go into the walk in and scream. If it's significantly less than an hour to close and they say some variant of "oh anything is fine" they are either telling the lie their boss wants them to say, or they actually do not know what their line cook wants, and you can either use human connection and a conspiratorial just-between-us tone to get them to drop the customer-is-always-right act, or get them to actually go ask the cook.
It might be as specific as "the lasagna is easiest on the kitchen" or it might be a simple guideline like "nothing that requires the flat top" or "any of the sautés are easy" but a good line cook will probably have a system for if they have to make a couple of the most popular items after they start their close, so the answer is likely to include something most people like and you should be good to order that.
but for the love of all that's holy, please only do so at great need. Leave that last 30-60 minutes to the truly desperate and the crew's duties.
#long post#sorry#i just have a lot of DO PEOPLE UNDERSTAND feelings left over from all my years in restaurants#restaurants#line cook#service industry
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[The one where Sanji is jealous of the attention you're getting and he takes advantage of the effect he has on you.]
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The banquet has been going on for a good few hours now. All of the Straw Hats were surprisingly infallible in playing their roles to infiltrate the creme de la creme of pirates: Usopp and Nami, dressed as waiters, could befriend anyone into telling them something interesting. Luffy is taken for much stupider and thus less dangerous than he really is and some looser lips aren't afraid to spill a secret or two around him. Zoro and you are just supposed to be in the in the background, watching and listening. So far so good.
Sanji's mission is to listen in to the gossip that drunk sailors often like to exchange with bartenders but he has found himself in a terrible situation. On one hand, he couldn't blow his cover and start a fight. On the other, he is beyond done with the unsavoury comments about you the men drinking by the bar are exchanging. The only thing that curbs his burning jealousy is the knowledge that he's the only one to know the answers to their questions and speculations about your prowess in several private matters. Despite his fury, he can't really blame them. His own thoughts are escaping his grasp whenever he glances at your seemingly disinterested exterior, made all the more enticing in a long, red dress that belongs more to opera houses than bars frequented by pirates.
He's been scrubbing this one glass for a good five minutes. If he tightens his grip even just a little, the dish is bound to break into a thousand little pieces. Finally, he sets the champagne flute down and makes his way to the chattering men.
"Hate to be the joykiller, gentlemen," he speaks up casually, never giving away even a hint of his anger, "but she is not interested in you."
The three men look him up and down. Either they are ignorant to the concept of hygiene and sunscreen or they really are old enough to be your father. One of them gives him a contemptuous grin, uncovering a row of gold teeth.
"And what do you know, bar boy?" the pirate asks in a hoarse voice.
Sanji leans against the bar counter on his arms. "That rum you're drinking, Cruzan 9?" he nods his head towards the glasses with unfinished drinks. "She's more of a Caroni girl. A couple more zeros on the price tag, longer in the barrel, a rich bouquet of oak, caramel and berries." A charming, almost not arrogant, smile enters his face as he looks at the pirates with a look of superiority in his blue eyes. "Sophisticated palate for a sophisticated woman."
"Is that so?" The pirate leans towards Sanji. He's about to say something else but one of his drinking buddies stops him by putting an arm on his shoulder in a meaningful manner.
"How can you tell?" the other man asks. His voice is bright, filled with genuine curiosity. He hopes to learn something interesting about the mysterious beauty in red.
But Sanji isn't willing to share his secrets. "Comes with experience," he says in an interested voice. Then, to the pirates' dismay, he winks at them and goes back to wiping down his workplace.
"Gentlemen."
A familiar voice makes Sanji immediately look up from the counter he's been cleaning. With grace that only befits someone confident, you politely nod at the three men by the bar and make your way to Sanji. The pirates' eyes linger on you like the perceptive eyes of predators.
His hands move quickly and swiftly as he makes you a drink, knowing exactly what you opt for in similar circumstances - fake "bougie" parties that are insufferable while sober.
"King's Jubilee for my one true queen," he announces while sliding the cocktail glass towards you.
Looking at the drink, you purse your lips having noticed something.
"It's missing the cherry," you point out.
With faux humility, he places a hand over his heart. The heavy rings on his fingers shine slightly in the twilight of the open-air bar. "My most sincere apologies. If I may redeem myself, madam." He bows his head.
"Madam?" you repeat in confusion. "I thought I was a queen?"
Sanji chuckles in a low voice. Your wit and humour are only making you more beautiful in his eyes, always keeping up with his suave words and innuendos.
"I am but a humble servant, Your Highness," he drones the title.
The men sitting by the bar watch the scene with jealousy and fascination. It's beyond them how a bartender could one-up the most notorious of pirates but at the same time, they can't just look away from your flirtatious grin and the clear desire shining in your eyes.
Sanji takes one maraschino cherry out of the jar behind the counter and, holding it by the stem, offers the sweet treat to you. Leaning over the bar, you grab the dessert fruit with your teeth and pluck it from the stem, all the while studying Sanji's dark expression. He's thinking about something obscene, that's for sure.
Taking advantage of the short distance between you, he leans in to whisper something into your ear. The envious voyeurs can't hear his words over the loud music and laughter but they do see your sudden bashfulness. Your eyes momentarily cast down. Whatever that bartending boy has said, it made even a woman of your poise flustered.
Your breath hitches in your throat when Sanji places a soft kiss right below your ear, letting his warm lips brush against your jaw. Then, with weak knees and fuzzy thoughts, you take the drink and go back to your corner to continue meticulous observation of the more interesting guests.
Sanji meets the angered eyes of the proud, envious pirates. He doesn't seem to mind their hurt egos and the doom that it foretells. With a self-assured grin on his face, he asks them:
"Another round, my good gentlemen?"
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â ËïœĄâౚà§Ë Bad Blood
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â„ pairing: franco colapinto x fem!driver!reader
â„ synopsis: tensions started rising in the williams garage when bad strategies pitted you and your teammate, franco against each other. after spotting him in a bar the night of a race the two of you bonded over your shared bad result.Â
â„ one-shot - wc: 1.6k
â„ as always none of the pictures are mine <3
â„ warnings: swearing, drinking, and vaguely suggestive !!!
â„ a/n: rivals to lovers + forced proximity, go nuts babe. btw thereâs some salty team vibes so i just wanna say i love williams (except james) this is purely for the plot lol
âPlan B, Y/n. Plan B,â you engineer said on the radio of your car.
âIs Franco undercutting me?â you asked, shifting down into a corner.
âWe think this is the best decision point-wise.â
âYouâre joking.â
âY/n stick to the strategy, youâll get your time eventually.â they responded.
âNo this is bullshit. What advantage are you giving him? He canât chase down Kmag any better than I canâat least he doesnât have the pace right now. I donât see why youâre making him the priority.â
You reached the end of the main straight watching as your teammate exited the pit lane in front of you.
He was on hard tires, an extremely odd choice for the end of this race. You were trying to complete the last 20 laps on softs while your teammate tried to make up positions on the opposite compound. Wait why the fuck would they put him on those tires? If they were aiming for an undercut, they were certainly going to fail with this strategy.Â
You dove down into the apex and collided with Franco, who was turning in front of you. You both spun out into the gravel, ending your race.Â
It was always like this. Somehow you always found yourself competing against Franco no matter where you went.Â
âFuck,â you yelled on the radio as you threw your HANS device outside of the car.Â
âAre you okay?â your engineer questioned.
âYup, yeah Iâm fine.â you responded.Â
The Williams team could hear faint breathing from Franco.Â
âIs she ok?â he asked.Â
âYes, are you?â
âYeah, I am.â
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You scrolled through your phone in your driver's room, coming across a couple of posts about the situation.
@fcswife âis she okay?â FRANCO THE MAN THAT YOU ARE đâ€ïž
@charlesgf16 she really has zero respect for franco huh?
@francodefender1 how could anyone hate him? đ©
You rolled your eyes and clicked off the device, throwing it onto a different cushion on the couch. You were going to need a drink.Â
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Later that night you retreated to a bar you were unfamiliar with. A couple of F2 drivers in your circle mentioned it in passing and considering you couldn't fluently speak the language of the country you were visiting, you hoped to run into a few people you knew.
The room was dark, loud, and packed. You could hear music playing over the sound of dozens of drunk voices. You pushed your way through the crowd of people towards the front of the bar in order to get a drink.
You spotted a familiar face when you arrived. To your dismay it was the only person you wished not to talk to at that moment. His brown curls were immediately identifiable and if that wasn't enough, the fluorescent lighting illuminated his face, drawing your eyes towards the small mole on his cheek.
You looked around for a place to avoid him, but all the booths were taken and the only open bar stool was the one next to Franco.
Because of course it was.
You sighed and took the seat next to him, trying your hardest to avoid eye contact.
"A bottle of Dom Perignon please," you asked, causing Franco to snort.
âWhat?â you shifted your gaze towards him.
âChampagne is for winners,â he said, looking you straight in the eye.
It wasnât like he was incorrect. Champagne was for the podiumâbut you had a long day and it was time to treat yourself. Regardless, you rolled your eyes at the manâs comment.
Franco waved over the bartender to get a glass and help himself to the bottle of alcohol.
âYou can venmo me,â you said only half joking as he poured himself some champagne.
A small tv in the corner of the bar had a replay of the race and press.
âThere were a lot of emotions definitely, uhm I think the decisions tire wise for the strategy werenât great. Itâs frustrating to see the prioritization of your teammate but I guess I have no input on whether that goes to me or Franco each race. We had a rough week overall as a team but I hope we can bounce back.â
âAs much as I hate to agree with you⊠you were right. Both our strategies were fucked.â he said referencing your post race interview, âThey screwed us both.â
The two of you never really got along, but at least neither blamed each other for the crash. It was just a racing incident and it didnât have to prevent you from finally having a civil conversation with Franco.
âTo screwing us both,â you smiled while raising your glass of champagne, eliciting a chuckle out of him. Â
He clinked his cup to yours with a smirk and took a small sip.Â
From that point on your distaste for him slowly started to die down and you began to have a mutual understanding.
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The next race went over far smoother than the last. Franco ended up in P5 with you right behind him in P6; an incredible result for the two of you and the team.
You jumped out of your car and strolled your way over to his. The camera picked up on you patting his helmet and mumbling something.
Of course this was going to be all your media feed would show for the next few days.
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That night you found yourself at a far more tame pub than the last.
âFrom the gentleman across the bar,â a server said, causing you to look up from your phone and towards the direction he was pointing.Â
Franco was leaning against the counter with a grin. He raised his eyebrows quickly and waved.
You took a sip of the cold blue drink in front of you and waved back. His eyes stayed locked on you as you pulled out your phone and unblocked a number.
Youïżœïżœ
is there red bull in this?Â
+1800******
yeaÂ
You got a text back immediately, prompting you to change the contact name.Â
You
i think thatâs a sin
Franco
oh?
You
yea if i canât drive it i shouldnât be drinking it Â
Franco
i guess itâs too bad williams doesnât make energy drinks
You
come sit with me
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Tensions were still high on track between the two of you but the minute race weekend was over it was like someone flipped a switch.
A few weeks flew by and people started to notice your behavior towards Franco. By now there were probably dozens of pictures of you looking very cozy together at parties, but not getting along at the circuits or simply ignoring each other in the paddock.
Of course people were getting suspicious. Maybe this was a ruse to keep your relationship a secret? Maybe it was all staged for Netflix. Or maybeâyou two didnât really know what you were.
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âChe,â a voice called out to you in spanish, instantly grabbing your attention.
You spotted Franco in a booth at the back of the club. It was far darker in that corner, but with the flashing lights and loud music you were glad he picked a more secluded area.
The building was full with the familiar faces of drivers and team members.
âLook at you,â he said, impressed.
You laughed and did a small spin, showing off your dress. You knew heâd liked it and by the memory you had earlier this evening, it seemed as though a lot of people would.
âAnother date with Franco, huh?â Kika smirked while putting on some dangly earrings. âItâs not a date,â you protested. She spun her body around to face you. âThis,â she gestured to your outfit. âIs for a date.â
You slid into the booth next to him, setting your black clutch purse beside you.
Francoâs hand firmly grabbed your thigh to steady himself as he shifted closer towards you. Your eyes darted down to the action but he didnât seem to notice. His grip loosened as he settled and he started rubbing small circles with the pad of his thumb.
A small hum escaped your lips, barely audible over the music and voices, but there was no way in hell your soft noises wouldnât catch his attention.
âÂżEsto estĂĄ bien?â (is this ok?) he asked in a whisper, causing you to only nod.
His face moved closer to yours, and you wasted no time cupping his cheeks in your hands, and connecting your lips.
You melted into the kiss knowing damn well you daydreamed about this an embarrassing amount.
His tongue swiped over your bottom lip, tasting the gloss you applied earlier. You opened your mouth to allow him entrance and he dragged his fingertips further up the inside of your thigh.
Franco moved down to your neck leaving soft, open-mouthed kisses. His index and middle fingers brushed the lace of your lingerie, causing him to smirk against you.
âStand up,â he demanded. He slipped out of the booth and pulled you onto your feet. You grabbed your clutch as he guided you through the crowd, hand-in-hand.
He opened the chiming door and the two of you stepped onto the wet cobblestone. Your heels clicked on the ground as he guided you to his car in the rain.
He pulled open the passenger seat door for you.
âWow, we werenât even in there a couple of minutes,â you stated.
âI think weâve had enough time to talk⊠quiero llevarte a casaâŠâ (i want to take you home) he leaned down and mumbled to you.
âO en este caso mi hotel,â (or in this case my hotel) âunless youâd rather go back inside..â he trailed off.
You shook your head in protest to his last works and a light chuckle slipped through his lips.
âAlright then,â he smirked, getting into the drivers seat.
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still tasting you lando norris x you (older piastri sister) rating â 18+ (sex, coarse language) requested by @sublimebarbie for monzamusings âš
âIâm about to act up if we donât get out of here soon.â
Lando's voice was hushed and close, barely audible over the loud music but you heard him; you heard the suggestion in his tone - eyes dark when you peered into them, scorching through your soul.Â
The room was a blur â bodies everywhere, EDM vibrating through the floor and syphoning up the ceiling, making your head spin. The shots on the way in didnât help your sense of direction, the tequila tasting bitter on the tip of your tongue as you followed your brother; a chain of McLaren employees all fighting their way through the dense crowd. It was loud, raised voices trying to figure out where we were being dragged. Truthfully, it was almost too much.Â
Until you saw him. His navy button down shirt stuck to his tanned skin, black thick-rimmed sunglasses shielding his bloodshot eyes, bright toothy smile reflecting the flashing lights. He was the embodiment of âdance like nobodyâs watchingâ with his arm raised in the air, singing along to a remix of No Diggity. Carefree, giving zero fucks until he saw you.Â
To the outside looking in, you two were friendly - he was your younger brother's teammate, after all. But in the shadows, there were unspeakable acts of pleasure occurring that had you both sworn to secrecy. Quick glances, ghosting touches, passionate make out sessions behind motorhomes and late night rendezvous in hotel rooms. It was the whole âsneaking aroundâ cliche and you loved it.Â
Especially when he looked at you like that.Â
Like youâd hung the stars in the sky, like there was nobody else in the room but you. He was ravenous and completely enamoured; rendered speechless every single time.Â
Granted, you looked hot. Intentionally. You craved his undivided attention and you had it in spades. Heâd slipped away from the DJ booth as soon as he saw you lining up for a drink - chatting away with his PR manager and pretending like you couldn't feel his searing presence behind you.Â
âHey guys,â Lando cooly greeted, smiling brighter than the sun.
âHey hun, I'm ordering drinks - what do you want?â Sophie asked, waiting a beat for Landoâs answer and getting nothing in return, âLando?â
âHuh?â he mumbled, tearing his gaze away from you to his media manager who was still waiting for his drink order, but now with a sly smirk on her face, âCouldnât hear you over the music.â He tried to play it off and she simply hummed in agreement and turned back to the bartender.
âSmooth,â you whispered playfully, pulling him into a friendly side hug, âCongrats on the win⊠must feel amazing.âÂ
Lando nodded and ran his hands through his hair - you'd noticed he always did that when he was nervous. His cheeks would flush, eyes would dart to anywhere but yours and his fingers would find the frayed ends of his gorgeous curls. All tell tale signs that he was into you.Â
âYeah, it doesâŠâ he agreed, nodding and chewing the inside of his cheek, âNot as amazing as you look but still pretty good.â
He could turn it on when he wanted to. And it made you blush as your idle hands playfully swatted him away until you spotted your little brother strolling over to the two of you with a smile.Â
âHey mate,â Oscar greeted happily, patting his teammate on the shoulder, âCelebrating?â
âAbsolutely,â Lando enthused and held up his vodka soda with a grin, âIs Lily here?â
âYeah sheâs talking to someone. Thought iâd just come over and make sure my sister wasnât annoying you again,â he winked, knowing that you were the least annoying person he knew.Â
So you rolled your eyes and started to walk away, âRich coming from you, kid.â
Oscar simply laughed, none the wiser to your arrangement with his teammate, âDonât have too much fun and remember which side of the garage youâre related to, yeah?â âYeah, yeah.â you brushed him off and slyly grasped Landoâs wrist, dragging him off into the sea of sweaty bodies and debauchery.Â
It didnât take long for his hands to find a place on your swaying hips, entranced by the way they moved to the music reverberating through your chest. It was hot, in more ways than just the temperature rising in the room as capacity hit. Landoâs breath swept across the back of your neck as he leaned in, so close to pressing his lips to the soft spot between your ear and shoulder that gifted him with the sweetest sounds he had ever heard.
It took every ounce of will power to save it for the bedroom.Â
But he was fighting a losing battle.Â
âIâm about to act up if we donât get out of here soon.â
You couldn't stop the smirk tugging on the corners of your lips as his confession washed over you. So you spun around in his arms and leaned in a little closer than "friendly".
But you didn't care â you needed him.
âThen take me somewhere and do something about it.â
Thatâs all it took. Five little words had you pressed up against the wall of the lavish bathroom. The lighting was dim, nothing but a single sconce illuminating the copper walls and the gorgeous vanity you were perched upon. It was clumsy, all teeth as you kissed the man holding you up, legs sprawled and mewls slipping from your ruby lips. Tongue tied and breathless, all the things to make a quickie, a quickie.Â
âSo fucking tight,â Lando grumbled as he pumped two fingers into you, the dampened string of what resembled a pair of panties haphazardly pulled to the side.
âNeed to fuck me good then, hey.â It was a taunt fuelled by carnal need and desire - Lando simple nodded and lazily nipped at the skin exposed on your neck.Â
âGonna fuck you so good, baby.â
He was painfully hard, which made unzipping his ridiculously tight trousers even harder than usual. But he managed to do it without missing a beat, fingers still delving into the depths he craved to feel squeezing his aching dick. Heâd thought about it all day, even had to have a cold shower because of how fucking obsessed he was with the way you felt around him, clenching like you were now around his thick digits.Â
âWeâve gotta be quick so leave everything on,â you whispered with a devilish glint in your hungry eyes, fiddling with his belt buckle.
Lando wasnât going to protest, in fact he loved the idea of having you like this - fully clothed with only your cute, black lacy panties pulled to the side for him to slide into. He couldnât wait any longer. His trousers and pants were hastily shoved down just enough to free him, the slick coat of excitement cooled by the air and sending a chill down his spine. Until he removed his fingers and ran himself through your folds, eliciting the sound of an angel, heaven sent.
âWe good?â he asked sweetly and you nodded with pleading eyes, sealing a layer of consent before nudging his tip into you.Â
A chorus of moans harmonised between the two of you, pleasantly satisfied by the intimacy as he shuffled forward with a gentle huff. It felt too good to have him inside you, filling you up with a delicious fullness you constantly craved from him. Itâs all you needed after a long day of yearning and discreetly glancing across the garages - all you could think about was this moment, where it was just you and him; so outrageously turned on that you couldnât wait to get back to his hotel. Desperately devoted.
âFeels unbelievable, baby,â you praised in a breathy moan, head tilted back against the already steamed up mirror hanging behind you.
âHaving you like this is a fucking dream,â Lando practically growled as he pulled down the top of your dress and kissed the tops of your breasts, âSo beautiful.âÂ
Everything felt heightened as you relaxed against the vanity, fully trusting his tight grip and letting go of all inhibitions. Thatâs how you felt with Lando - walls down and no longer scared to feel it all with someone. And god, it felt good to purge all the pent up lust and aching to have him like this, panting and whispering filth into your ear; every word and jut surmounting to the knot in your stomach snapping to ribbons all at once. Your rushed words pathetically coming out in a whine.
âLan⊠Baby Iâm gonna- fuck, Iâm so close.âÂ
âShhh, I got you darling, come âf meâŠâ he sweetly whispered, easing you over the edge as his fingers caressed the bundle of nerves between your thighs like precious cargo.Â
You chanted his name over and over and over again, fingernails clutching his clothed back for leverage as you convulsed in pleasure, shockwaves hitting every nerve in your body as he spilled into you with an exasperated groan. He was beautiful, all flushed and fucked out as he pressed his forehead to yours, weary eyes locked in once again.Â
âSome of our best yet, I reckon,â Lando whispered, his smirking lips ghosting yours.Â
You chuckled and gave him a quick kiss as you slid down off the vanity, readjusting your panties to their usual position. There was a short beat before you glanced back up at him with a smile, fingertips instinctively tracing the angles of his sharp jaw.Â
âOh, weâre just getting started, baby.âÂ
a/n â something a bit different! i've always wanted to explore a lando x older piastri sister because well, this fic series exists and older reader stories just hit harder and are a lot easier for me to write. so let me know what you think!
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